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Sun October 19, 2003
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(Sum Yung Cat)
 
 
 
Restaurants given go-ahead to serve cat, to join crocodile and boar as entres
source: news.xinhuanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Series tied as Yankees beat Marlins in game two
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(ORSM.NET)
 
Boobies
 
Take a ride on Harley in the hallway. (Not safe for work)
source: orsm.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
SEX TYPE: Hackers Program Obscene Meme Into Road Sign. Hilarity Ensues.
 
 
(Some Religion)
 
 
 
In honor of Prince becoming a Jehovah's Witness, photoshop what other celebrities would look like advertising other religions
source: mormon.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Teen spent five months in jail because red paint on his t-shirt was mistaken for blood
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
When you run into someone you babysat when you were a teen, you hope it is for something other than arresting her for prostitution at the rate of $8 and a candy bar
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(221)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Britney tears her top off at three different clubs on the same night
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(232)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
A former ballet-dancer-turned-firefighter-turned-scam-artist-turned-convict escapes being somebody's biatch in pound 'em in the arse prison
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(15)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The head of a big bank is being roasted in the British press for admitting he never uses credit cards because they are too expensive
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The pope to declare Mother Teresa a saint. Mother Teresa reportedly as happy as she's ever been
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(388)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jailbreak foiled for one moron prisoner
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(36)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Offering a $10,000 reward for a lost parrot is sexy. Turning down the reward when you rescue the bird is sexier
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(44)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Man grows world record 1,385-pound pumpkin resembling Jabba the Hut
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Blaine warned that sex could kill him
source: sundaymirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ketamine stolen from pediatric clinic
source: dailybruin.ucla.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Raised by wolves? Photoshop the results of being raised by some other animal
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit: PA announcements you'd love to hear while shopping
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Five Yakuza hurt in melee. Fat Tony wanted for questioning
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(55)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Molestor placed in cell with former victim. Beatings ensue
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Trucker rolls fuel truck, gets ejected seconds before tanker explodes. New CB radio handle is Lucky
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Entrepreneur.com)
 
 
 
7-11's new hot beverage station has over 1,300 combinations available. Unfortunately, "tasty" isn't one of them
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(122)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Blaine suffering as stunt goes into the final hours
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(149)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man wins $15,140 in National Monopoly Champtionship. Plans to buy Kentucky Ave., Park Place, Pennsylvania Railroad
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our computer overlords proclaim the Yankees winners of the World Series in five games
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Seven-foot, seven-inch Manute Bol given honorary jockey license. Search begins for a 20-foot-tall horse
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Coca Cola's corporate headquarters in Atlanta
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(135)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After fining Warren Sapp $50,000, the NFL hires Sapp to comment on league issues on "NFL Total Access"
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
College students using old-folks home as a dorm. Bad sitcom based on this article to appear on TV any day now
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman fined for pudding smuggling
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Spirit of George Bush trapped in a clay pot and thrown into a river in Thailand
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Super gallery of Halloween babes including Elvira, Vampirella, Jamie Lee Curtis, Linda Hamilton, Sigourney Waver and Winona Ryder (safe for work)
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette, Mike D and Rick Rubin combine their washed-up entertainer superpowers to oppose Bush admin's national-parks czar
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Weird light seen in the sky over Bozeman, Montana turns out to be wacky scientists
source: bozemandailychronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Asshat telemarketers find loopholes
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Emotional robot goes on display. Claims to have brain the size of a planet
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Traces of Prozac found in creek. When asked, local fish population says, "It's all good"
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yo, my names Judge Servitto and I'm here to say...
source: cnn.netscape.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brit wife-swap TV show discovers "white trash" is not a purely American phenomenon
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 


Sat October 18, 2003
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Florida takes game one over New York. Duke sucks
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(San Diego Union-Tribune)
 
 
 
"Yesterday's shooting marked the second time in 18 months that San Diego police have shot and killed a man armed with scissors"
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In an effort to get sympathy from creditors, man cuts off his genitals.
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: When you think of a fellow farker, what do you imagine? Photoshop it, be sure to include who it is supposed to be
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(244)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Famed graffiti artist sneaks into Tate Britain gallery, glues own artwork to wall
source: icwales.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Steve Bartman with his hand in other non-Cubs related disasters
source: tribnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Of the two World Series teams this year, the Marlins' owner is the one who represents all that is wrong with baseball
source: sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
One-woman show plays to one blindfolded and restrained audience member, 10 to 20 times a night
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's your best "My dick is so big..." joke? Link possibly not safe for work
source: ryanbuck.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(671)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farker Javatrees makes national headlines from Hindenberg Photoshop of Steve Bartman. It all started here
source: tv.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Sex for rent not a good idea
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: AudioEdit trailer for movie you would like to see
source: moviewavs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man sues Wheel of Fortune over back injuries sustained from over-enthusiastic Pat Sajack
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Call to decide on final date for Ottawa Fark Party. Thank god the Liquor Dome has closed
source: city.ottawa.on.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a book, a boat and a demon. Link isn't much help
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(93)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Just in time for Hallowe'en, a new Chick tract
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(605)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Chinese astronaut says Great Wall of China not visible from space
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 


Fri October 17, 2003
(trib.com)
 
 
 
Radio station airing live coverage of Christian conference freezes when speaker says the word "sex." Hilarity ensues
source: trib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Fast burglars make off with 300 pairs of running shoes
source: journalstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Lord of the Rings Trilogy Tuesday sparks online bidding frenzy
source: search.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fire engulfs Cook County building
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(67)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Giant pumpkin carving masterpieces
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(19)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man finds dead dolphin in driveway. Authorities believe it was put there on porpoise
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Website users legally changing their names to match their online usernames
source: bmezine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these contorted rugby players
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Bennington Banner)
 
 
 
Vermont elementary-school principal loses bet, stands on school roof dressed as Tinky Winky. (With purse and pic)
source: benningtonbanner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some /.'er)
 
 
 
Mississippi's Alcohol Beverage Control division shutdown its distribution center for an indefinite amount of time
source: mstc.state.ms.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(BigIdeaFun)
 
 
 
Flash Fun: The mega addictive Spaced Penguin (oldie but goodie)
source: bigideafun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for running prostitution ring from their family junkyard
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Christianity Today)
 
 
 
Are the Cubs cursed? Here comes the theology.
source: christianitytoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Office parties will never be dull with the new Ass Copier 5000
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(53)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rumors of world's third largest gold nugget found in sewer system spark gold fever
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Evel Knievel turns 65 today, family getting tired of having to use that stupid handcrank thing to get his wheelchair to go anywhere
source: evelknievel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man stomps on downed power wire to stop it from sparking. Hilarity ensues
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson urges boycott of KFC. Also wants to know what "boycott" means
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(229)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
122-year-old man says the secret to his longevity is smoking
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Car thief drives to police station to report crime in stolen car
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(WMC-TV5)
 
 
 
Tennessee discovers inmates can't be trusted with other people's personal information
source: wmcstations.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
In order to determine that they are disease-free, caterers required to submit swabs of their rectum. Damn near killed 'em
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man caught trying to smuggle eight-inch dagger hidden in shoe onto plane. Claims brother put dagger in sneaker so it would be accessible in case he encountered coyotes
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
World's tallest building finishes construction in earthquake zone
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rent: €875. Living costs: €730. Maid: €146. Having German welfare pay for it all while you lie on Florida beaches: Priceless
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tall people earn considerably more money throughout their lives than short people
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Man stabs himself to death 50 times
source: ichuddersfield.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Body Orifice Security Scanners hit the market
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(KSTP)
 
 
 
Last week, Law and Order episode deals with suspect and a plunger. This week, Minneapolis cops try to re-enact it
source: kstp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. general promises to tone down the whole "My God is the real God" thing
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(430)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man cons women into having phone sex with him, then fakes his death to avoid ever meeting them
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Town in Cyprus under assault by streakers. Police vow to catch willy, er... wily, suspect
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Success of drink-drive campaign in U.K. leads to rise in drunk pedestrian fatalities
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Officials say airport security still weak in some areas, may be exploited by terrorists -- especially if they read this report detailing the easiest way to get a bomb on board
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Kari Wuhrer in Sex and the Other Man (not safe for work)
source: rd.ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Courtney Love thinks she's mentally fit to regain custody of daughter, as demonstrated by walking out of rehab and claiming suicide talk was just "fooling around"
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man arrested for selling cardboard plasma TVs on eBay for up to $5,100
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In other news, this winter will be much colder and snowier than normal... or much warmer and drier than normal... or maybe just about normal
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(PC Pro)
 
 
 
Nintendo to include Pac-Man with all new Gamecube systems in hopes of boring American children to the point they actually go outside for once
source: pcpro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
French magistrate tossed off the bench for tossing off on the bench
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Lycos News)
 
 
 
German arrested for spying on Bulgaria. Bulgaria?
source: news.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop the building of the world's largest jack-o-lantern
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Vegetables are good for you... unless you microwave or freeze them
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Man writes open letter to president saying he's a cheap bastard
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
European official wants historic British place names changed in case they offend the French
source: icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(GoAlert)
 
 
 
Construction workers at Stanley Airport uncover 1,000-pound bomb left over from the 1982 Falklands War
source: goalert24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
South America's glaciers thinning quickly. Comb-over not working anymore
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Vogue)
 
 
 
Heidi Klumsy breaks $8 million Victoria's Secret bra she was wearing on Tonight show
source: vogue.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two men rob pizza-delivery guy, don't take any cash, just pizzas
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Fredricksburg.com)
 
 
 
Cooter calling it quits with Dukes of Hazzard-themed shop. Bo and Luke unavailable for comment
source: freelancestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
UK-Farker wants to hear your stories of Internet-dating HELL. Voting enabled
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(335)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E's Halloween Countdown. See all of this year's strangest candies and dumbest spooky novelties
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Charles gives Denis Leary list of swear words he can't use at fashion event. Leary can't farking believe it
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
One man's crusade to save world from plague of fake celebrity porn
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Simon & Garfunkel open "Old Friends" tour. If by "Old Friends," you mean "Old guys who hate each other but will tolerate each other's company for the sake of making a few bucks playing songs no one remembers"
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Feds searching all commercial airplanes
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Timing Interrupt)
 
 
 
Tech-support excuse generator
source: strauss.za.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Popular expressions and what they really mean
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
85-year-old woman walks into police station, drops off grenade, drives home
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"One female volunteer performed a kiss so erotic that an audience member jumped up with a freshly written sign that said 10"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate turns half of Iraq aid into loans
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Malaysia apologizes for misunderstanding, didn't mean to create controversy by telling 57-nation Islamic summit that Jews rule the world, claiming the Jews "invented socialism, communism, human rights and democracy so that persecuting them would
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(308)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
New York Post bemoans Yankee loss to Red Sox. The Smoking Gun is there
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
ESPN's Michele Tafoya dumps her beer on a couple of unruly fans
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Trifecta of Fark parties. Milwaukee. Safehouse. 8pm. Tonight
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(49)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
Video
 
Video of Bartman-imposter's "Butt Cheese" prank call on ESPN SportsCenter
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Koreans turn to surgery to avoid being tongue-tied speaking English
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Kutcher, Moore seize opportunity to snatch media from Bennifer, issue press release for $1m Vegas wedding
source: thisislondon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(The Sweatshop News)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minister to attend zeppelin light show at planetarium to kick off marijuana initiative
source: sweatshopnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
When Canadian buckets attack
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Lincoln Farker)
 
 
 
Lincoln Fark party tonight @ Old Chicago. Link goes to forum with info
source: emc2serv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Vancouverite)
 
 
 
Vancouver Fark party reminder for Saturday the 18th @ Shark Club in Vancouver
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Behold: The power of the beer. Police end standoff by offering the guy a cold one
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Expert advice on telling a new partner you've got herpes. Surprisingly, mentioning it in your break-up phone message not recommended
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man hits hole-in-one, bowls perfect 300 game in 24-hour span. Horseshoe surgically removed from rectum
source: cnn.netscape.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(EGM)
 
 
 
Teens of today review '70's and '80's video games. Even funnier if you were around when they were first released
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(465)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hate Illinois Nazis? AudioEdit Jake and Elwood
source: moviesounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Definition of Plagiarism)
 
 
 
Theme: Plagiarism in advertising
source: library.ucla.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Texas Chainsaw hits theaters today. Here's a look back at Leatherface's old Atari game
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some dead guy)
 
 
 
Family drives 75 miles with dead relative in car. Clark Griswald sought for questioning
source: nwitimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
NZ government retracts their "fart tax." Media draws a collective sigh of relief
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In response to President Bush's comments regarding Australia, Defence Minister says "It's not my language. I'm not sure what it means. I'm not interested in the sheriff comments"
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(130)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Gang takes pictures of themselves vandalizing school, leaves camera behind
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Part of Roy's skull removed. Agent J of Men in Black called in as tiny alien pops out and runs away
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Yankess win. In other news, it's basketball season. Duke sucks
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(268)
 


Thu October 16, 2003
(wndu.com)
 
 
 
Penny saved is a penny earned, but 18,000 stolen pennies are hard to launder
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Albert Einstein's Swiss passport seen here. Photoshop other proof of ID
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(119)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Bear barges into ER, leaves when told his HMO will only cover 30 percent of visit
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey! It's another baseball thread!
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(1004)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Arriba, Arriba! Eighty-year-old woman catches supermarket rat that had eluded capture for a month
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kentucky boy finds two-headed snake. Names it Mary-Kate and Ashley
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(77)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Bean plants can control microbe reproduction by passing gas
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(15)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut introduces lower-fat, thin-crust pizza. Still working on pizza that doesn't taste like crap
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(118)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
ABC adds James Garner to the cast of 8 Simple Rules. No word yet on how they plan to work in his card-playing skills
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(77)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish Parliament members putting their cocaine in the wrong end
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(57)
 
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
A pound of cocaine is not recommended collateral for a home mortgage
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(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Women more aggressively flirtatious than they used to be. Men still oblivious
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(315)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew to be interviewed by Mike Church live today at 6pm EST. Link goes to live feed
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(363)
 
(times-dispatch)
 
 
 
Elvis attempts to rob Shoney's; foiled by lack of gun and lure of rotating pie display
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(34)
 
(wistv.com)
 
 
 
High school football player forced to leave game in his underpants
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(71)
 
(The Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Local fast food establishment serves the ultimate Happy Meal: Hamburgers, french fries and big fat doobies
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kevin James to play Steve Bartman in movie "Fan Interference"
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(207)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada's new official postage stamp of Queen Elizabeth II is a casual photo of her taken by Canadian rocker Bryan Adams
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(147)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Candle-and-soap instruction book for "Dummies" contains dangerous error
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(113)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Polar bear kills last of the village people
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(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Backed by a swaying chorus line of sisters and beggars, it portrays a dynamic Mother Teresa singing and dancing her way through adversity in her determination to fulfill her destiny of caring for the poor and destitute"
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(35)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada's first music download service grinds to a halt after idiot developers fail to realize that all the publicity would generate a lot of traffic
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Government spends thousands on helicopter to empty remote outhouse despite activists' offer to do it for free
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(40)
 
(FlightAware)
 
 
 
Play Trapped 4, addictive puzzle game of the day
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New campaign introduced to distribute contraceptive pills to rats. The tiny condoms were just too hard to put on
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(24)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
GM forced to rename the unfortunately-named Buick "Masturbator" in Canada
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(132)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Software metaphors to avoid: "Apple Chief Financial Officer Fred Anderson has said that the Windows launch of iTunes would be a Trojan horse"
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(166)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Man doesn't want to be held responsible for what his escaped, sex-crazed emu may do to somebody
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(29)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Queen of the MILFs: Demi Moore (not safe for work)
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(277)
 
(www.reporter-times.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this interesting picture from the mayor's breakfast in Martinsville, Indiana
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(96)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Flumoxed female finds flatmate finito in futon
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(27)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Florida resort offers Steve Bartman a free three-month stay
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(72)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Legible cursive handwriting a thing of the past
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(138)
 
(Rock Star Games)
 
 
 
Max Payne 2 releases several huge trailers for their game. No doubt did not anticipate being Farked
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(70)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russian Orthodox Church has declared jaywalking a sin
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(34)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
School district wants women to plan pregnancy around sick days. Will likely pre-plan all snow days next
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(101)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man digs up park for buried beer money
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(21)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Old woman makes fake blood with crumbled biscuits and cranberry juice to trick her way into hospital for an operation
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(50)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Bride wears swimsuit to her wedding and performs workout routine at reception
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea says it will display its nuclear deterrent at an appropriate time. Believed to be when the Red Sox win the World Series
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(126)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Giving reporters 4,000 worth of free brewskis is one way to get good press
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
California town confused over which governor to invite for opening ceremony of new bridge
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(42)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pop-star Prince has become a Jehovah's Witness
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(189)
 
(News and Observer)
 
 
 
Overexcited llama and red-painted sheep result in five football player suspensions
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(37)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
MTV to offer music downloads
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(83)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
More than half of Britons have breath that smells worse than dogs
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(142)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man -- all 400 pounds of him -- rescued after he plunges through floor of mobile home
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tanzania bans imports of secondhand underwear
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Texas court rules it is legal to give fellow motorists the finger
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(125)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Australia to start an offshore penal colony
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(99)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers believe seaweed might kelp in cancer treatment
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Adolf the Nazi saluting dog will not face criminal charges
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(59)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Former KISS guitarist Bruce Kulick shot outside Hollywood, CA bar. Gawdy outfit protected him from further injury
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Create an unusual game show
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(12)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Testosterone patch boosts women's sex lives. Men thrilled, but say the beards are scratchy
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(410)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Universal Music slashes jobs. Guess what they are blaming it on
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(241)
 
(Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee fark party.Tomorrow, Friday, October 17th. The Safehouse. Info in thread
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(42)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Bush wants no more leaks to the media from unidentified administration sources. This demand immediately leaks to the Philly Inquirer via an unidentified administration source
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(277)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
NYC ferry pilot attempts suicide with pellet gun. Fails to put out eye, must wait for very serious skin infection
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(92)
 
(Gamer.tv)
 
 
 
Game: Save cute little penguins by picking off seals. PETA approved
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(50)
 
(nbc11.com)
 
 
 
Fark mention for regularly running contests for Photoshop-altered pictures, challenges readers to P-shop some guy's pic
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(210)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Citizens will be allowed to tag junk cars to be towed away
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Asteroid tugboat in the works
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(49)
 
(Some Thirsty Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists discover regional variances in "What do you call a drive-through liquor store?" Still no cure for cancer
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(67)
 
(PCMag.com)
 
 
 
Froogle your Google and 19 other great Google secrets
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cooler than the other side of the pillow, Aurora Borealis comes in view
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Fark Party to coincide with brew pub's sixth anniversary
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush offers "The Fan" asylum in Florida
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(107)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Students caught using pot, alcohol or tobacco have to pay $50 for their anti-drug classes
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(59)
 
(ABC7News.com)
 
 
 
Woman waits two years for VCR repair. Blockbuster fines mounting
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(85)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pope may resign. Only other pope to do this was Celestine IV, who's claim to fame is introduction of a resignation option in 1294
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(144)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you think frogs are ugly now, you should see what they looked like during the Jurassic Era. The coelecanth of frogs discovered
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(76)
 
(Carkeys.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jeep births ugly-ass future baby offroader that looks like a helicopter sans blades
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(150)
 


Wed October 15, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Red Sox and Marlins win. Cubs fan heads to Florida. Discuss
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(511)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here comes the pain: Microsoft announces five new security holes in Windows
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(146)
 
((Some Guy in a Small World After)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own stick-figure "safety" or "do/do not" sign. Link goes to example from Disney's Magic Kingdom
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(187)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Sleeping Florida boy has four fingers gnawed off by family puppy (with pic)
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(264)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caterpillar sues to block movie release; contends the scenes will have a negative effect on children and could affect the company's line of children's products... wtf?
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(54)
 
(KSL-TV)
 
 
 
Traffic is hog-tied after sleepy trucker crashes, sending 87 pigs loose (w/pics)
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(36)
 
(Pal Item)
 
 
 
Semi spills 700 cases of Bud Light across roadway. Authorities note: This would've been much more serious had it been an import
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why we like violent movies
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(134)
 
(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
Secret basil police pay surprise visit
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(59)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in theater after he refuses to turn off his cell phone. Movie-goers struggle with their raging indifference
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(159)
 
(Over the Limit)
 
 
 
HBO reportedly to be rumored to be thinking about to be maybe bringing back all the dead Sopranos characters this season
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(70)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Pope Room" is big hit at restaurant
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(78)
 
(Some Guitar God)
 
 
 
Check out the guitar collections of the stars. Still trying to figure out why Angus Young only has one guitar in his collection
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(163)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
At least 10 dead and 34 injured in ferry accident
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(70)
 
(Cosmo)
 
Weeners
 
Cosmo gives you our 50 states, male style (sfw)
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(91)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Eating cats and dogs will be banned under new laws. Apparently, they're not as tasty as cows and pigs
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(66)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In Daschle's new book, he credits Gore with acting in the nation's best interests by not challenging the results of the 2000 election
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(273)
 
(adn)
 
 
 
"Alaskans' right to be left alone in their homes was more important than the state's obligation to police small amounts of pot, the court ruled"
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(66)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Getting over Google grief
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(61)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
City council says boy with cerebral palsy can have a pony
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(52)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Alou absolves of blame the fan who went after the ball. Sun-Times grammarians surrender.
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(108)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Baby-shaking nanny's lawyer claims that surveillance tape was sped up
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supersized cholesterol particles key to long life. Local grocers selling out of bacon
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(26)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
School officials lift ban on cheerleaders uniforms. Teen fapping ensues
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(88)
 
(San Diego Channel)
 
 
 
Ahnold asked to explain meeting with Ken Lay
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(96)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
iTunes for PC to be unveiled tomorrow
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(147)
 
(WSJ)
 
 
 
Wet bar becomes salad bar as bartenders vegetate drinks. Vegetarians rejoice
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(50)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Art critics comparing three-year-old boy's paintings to some of the best in the art world
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(176)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Coffee makes for speedy sperm
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(37)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
When being questioned by police about your outstanding warrants, don't brag about your home porn movies. Especially when they involve teenage girls
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(44)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Polaroid is guessing that digital photography might just catch on
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(62)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Serial killer launches battle for right to wear makeup
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(48)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Man dresses up as "gay lobster" and gets arrested for pot. Hilarity ensues
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(58)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Staten Island ferry crashes into terminal
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(188)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Smith & Wesson to expand into home decor, clothing and jewelry
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(50)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Assassin wants Tom Cruise to act as his lawyer
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(40)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Old purple frog danced with dinosaurs. Barney unavailable for comment
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Internet users want a "do not spam list"
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(79)
 
(theage)
 
 
 
Meat Loaf will do anything for love, except autograph naked breasts and buttocks
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(49)
 
(10nbc.com)
 
 
 
Skeleton found in storage room at lodge of International Order of Oddfellows, to have proper burial
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkey eats ostrich. Dog still wants steak
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(25)
 
(Sympatico)
 
 
 
No smokes for Quebec please.
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(59)
 
(Kung Po Oreos)
 
 
 
Theme: Five seconds is a long time
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
War hero who inspired James Bond character dies at 90
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(50)
 
(Online Ledger)
 
 
 
Grade-school jelly bracelets get a new meaning -- oral sex
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(262)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man gets brain-computer interface
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Basketball star Manute Bol to become horse jockey
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(47)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's greatest, weirdest hits. Woman nursing puppies, flying moose, lutefisk and more
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(28)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Rowdy buck enters children's clothing store creating standoff with police, employee pleas with deer, negotiations fail
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mosquito trap sets off 4-hour bomb scare
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(41)
 
(nbc17.com)
 
 
 
Police find thief hanging upside-down from fence by his baggy pants
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(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Heart doesn't work so good? Get a pacemaker. Stomach doesn't work so good? Get a pacemaker for that, too.
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(37)
 
(SignOnSanDiego)
 
 
 
Residents find medical waste pile near preschool. When alerted, city workers say, "We'll clean it up tomorrow, or within a couple of days"
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(36)
 
(Access North Ga)
 
 
 
Human heart found on interstate ramp
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(104)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Even Moises Alou is defending fan who went after foul ball
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(205)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Hijackers ignore plea to spare wheelchair
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(65)
 
(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Four months at Bernie's: Texas woman arrested for living with mother's corpse since early summer
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(79)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Apparently, Ohio's prisoners are allowed to keep handguns
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(37)
 
(Eonline)
 
 
 
32 Candles, sequel to Sixteen Candles, in the works
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(129)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Homeowners association taking couple to court over ugly purple house (with photo)
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(257)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
High school band director looking at 10 to 20 after introducing "The Skin Flute" to his students
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(128)
 
(News 24)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind steals worthless tokens, dead cell phone and year-old soda
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(42)
 
(2theadvocate.com)
 
 
 
College student dies with 0.43 blood alcohol level after drinking bottle of rum. Alcohol confirmed as a factor in his death
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(229)
 
(Some Leathery Guy)
 
 
 
Tanning salons boost skin-cancer risk. Like nobody saw that one coming
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boy accidentally smears ice cream on woman who reciprocates by smearing hot McDonald's french fries on his face
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(272)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's gives customers chance to spit in their own Big Macs
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart's wife realizes she made mistake, he wasn't the star of "Gandhi"
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(142)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Beyonce says she has permission from God to wear sexy clothes and strip on stage but not to have a girl-on-girl snog
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop Christopher Walken in a non-threatening role
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(209)
 
(Some Smart Guy)
 
 
 
Break the cone of silence. AudioEdit Get Smart
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(15)
 
(The Oregonian)
 
 
 
Squeegee biz heats up in Lake Oswego
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(26)
 
(theage.com)
 
 
 
AC/DC sells out London gig in four minutes. Not terribly difficult when the venue only holds 5,000
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Icy Hot Stuntaz release new single fo shizzle
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(265)
 
(Reebok.com)
 
 
 
Get your Terry Tate, Office Linebacker bobble-head doll. (The pain train is coming... choo choo)
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(62)
 
(canadianhockey.ca)
 
 
 
Double deuce: Come up with a wacky hockey rule, then photoshop the ref's signal for the call. Link goes to actual hockey rulebook with diagrams
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(104)
 


Tue October 14, 2003
(Mlive.com)
 
 
 
Man's "I like beer" t-shirts suprisingly a big hit at college football games
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police get vicious crow drunk
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(38)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Microsquish toughens up Outlook
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Indians are still pissed off at Columbus
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(261)
 
((Some Poor Cartoonist Who Needs)
 
 
 
Help a cartoonist Farker, and display the power of Fark Nation by voting for his comic @ buzzcomix.net
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(180)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baseball talk
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(526)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Sexy corn lingerie coming soon
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"Heart attack on a stick" latest state-fair food craze
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(83)
 
(Space)
 
 
 
China joins the space race with their first manned space flight! To infinity... and beyond!
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(176)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Having a bad day? Toll-booth complaints
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from grocery clerks, Los Angeles MTA mechanics are now on strike
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attention college hoops fans -- Midnight Madness starts at 12:01 a.m. on Saturday. Who wants to throw out the first "Duke sucks"?
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(141)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld plans to close at least 100 military bases, including a third of Army bases and a quarter of Air Force bases, by 2005. Conservatives to blame Clinton by end of 2003
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(235)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Rodney King unable to just get along, arrested for domestic violence
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(169)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Teen on scooter collides with dump truck. Dump truck driver okay, teen not
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese winner of Ig Nobel Prize scratches head, wondering what's so funny
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reflecting American zeitgeist, DaimlerChrysler forsakes tasteful, classy advertising for bathroom humor
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All the acronyms you're not cool enough to know
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(164)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Another monster snack oddity: It's Triscuit's turn on eBay
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(69)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former coke addict Don Imus blasts pill addict Rush Limbaugh for being an addict
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(292)
 
(Some Drunk Irish Guy)
 
 
 
Free Guiness bar towel... wipe up that hurl
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(142)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
High-school freshman tailback scores touchdown, is crowned homecoming princess
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(82)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie leaves hotel because Colin Farrell keeps dropping his pants
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Now, you can take Hooters home with you. Because people go to Hooters for the food
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(62)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Why does head hair, but not body hair, grow indefinitely?
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(59)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
"We're leading in the Firecracker 500, and the Chinese are out running some demolition derby on a dirt track"
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(85)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Photoshop what the new $20 should have looked like
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(193)
 
(Some Cadillac Fan)
 
 
 
New concept car is set to have a 1000-horsepower engine. Ford surrenders
source: cadillac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Share your horror stories about U-Haul
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(322)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harry Potter comes to rescue of Germany's homeless
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Reincarnated vampire howls at church bell-ringers, denies religiously aggravated harassment
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(75)
 
(TVguide.com)
 
 
 
Is Jessica Simpson really dumb? Her father says, "No," compares her on-camera comedic talents to those of Lucille Ball
source: tvguide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Free-roaming cows rediscovering their primal instincts
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(96)
 
(Newsfilter)
 
Boobies
 
Devin Devasquez is here to brighten your day (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Women have just 125,000 years to learn how to change a tire and assemble furniture
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(192)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
Video
 
Nebraska football player caught on video knocking out a fan with one punch
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(281)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Gary "What You Talkin' 'Bout?" Coleman to become political analyst for Hollywood radio station
source: wkyc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Smugglers prey on giant wetas. Article manages to not tell you what a weta is
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(101)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Mistakes men make during sex
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(425)
 
(AAAS)
 
 
 
Scientists playing with urine develop new material that changes from liquid to solid at the flip of a switch
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(71)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jeff Nelson and the Yankee bullpen have been accused of attacking baseball employees before
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(238)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sex is good for you and for what ails you. No more headache excuses
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(148)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hell's Angels force Rugby World Cup squad to move out of their team hotel
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(63)
 
(Venice Florida)
 
 
 
Farker Hillary's dog had been running for a city council seat on bribery platform. Dog mistakenly accepts bribe to bow out of race, threatens to call PETA (see last item at bottom of page)
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(56)
 
(Journal Star)
 
 
 
Midget football game turns ugly
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(52)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
More than 800 people enter lottery for seat at sniper suspect's trial
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sapp blasts NFL "slave system." In other news, making eight-figure salary is slavery
source: foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Ford unveils new $150,000 car to compete with Ferrari and Lamborghini (with pics)
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(230)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man comes back to life after being doused with cold water as part of funeral preparations
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to decide whether the Pledge of Allegiance is unconstitutional
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(979)
 
(Pacific Daily News)
 
 
 
Amelia Earhart's grave discovered on Pacific island?
source: guampdn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Dog in court over Nazi salute
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Why some people are "morning people" and some aren't
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Melee erupts during wedding reception over garter-belt ritual
source: app.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Fiji village to apologize for eating English missionary
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(47)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking pot lowers your sperm count
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(250)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Hockey breaks out at soccer game. Article has link to video of Beckham melee
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(41)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutor tries to prevent trial move from one Kentucky town to another by calling potential jurors "illiterate cave dwellers"
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what the other superheroes are doing while some are fighting crime
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(131)
 
(Men without pants)
 
Weeners
 
Farkettes enjoy some Oregon men doing a good deed for the children. (Safe for work)
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(73)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Human clone pricetag set at £100,000. Don't bother with the extended warranty
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 16 worst Nintendo Game endings
source: sleeping-monkey.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(296)
 
(Some Fan)
 
 
 
Swedish "speedkicking" craze is sweeping the hinterlands
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit some classic Looney Toons
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(13)
 
(Some Amused Barbie Hater)
 
 
 
"Wiccan" Celtic Barbie: Your kid wants to turn you into a toad
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(146)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Blimpies sub shop creates low-carb menu
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(89)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
U.S. caves to popular bumpersticker pressure, agrees to save the whales
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(46)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teenagers too lazy to eat healthily or learn to cook properly
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(93)
 
(E Online)
 
 
 
Alyson Hannigan married some lucky guy this weekend.
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(139)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Sword-carrying "ninja" robs store
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Ninja)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween : How to be a ninja (and have a cheap costume)
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
AOL apologized for an ad that suggested Idaho's wasn't a fit place to launch a new product. To make up for it, America Online provided free concert featuring the Counting Crows
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(66)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these protestors reenacting the Boston Tea Party
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(83)
 
(CorpWatch.com)
 
 
 
Clear Channel wants to fill our heads with garbage
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(137)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Snake on the loose terrorizes airline passengers. James Carville surrenders
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Agent Smith's license plate in Reloaded: "IS 5416.". Check out Isaiah 54:16
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(275)
 


Mon October 13, 2003
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pez museum hits Pennsylvania
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(28)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen gets arm stuck trying to steal cigarettes out of vending machine
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Florida man who chased down and killed fleeing mass murderer finally tells story to press and his teen children
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(The Business Journal)
 
 
 
Is the world ready for a Jimi Hendrix action figure? (Syringe & tourniquet included)
source: bizjournals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Murderer ordered by judge not to play violent video games
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(64)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
78-year-old woman in northern China has eaten an estimated 10 tons of soil over the past 70 years, feels discomfort if she doesn't get her daily dish of mud
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fenway Park will be patrolled by the FBI, the National Guard, baseball security officers and police on foot, motorcycle and horseback
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Star Trek apartment for sale on Ebay
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight more tips on battling spam
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 suckiest cartoon characters
source: webpages.marshall.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(452)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We're No. 1: The history of giving the finger
source: ooze.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
How proud their parents must be: Auditioning for Stupid Human Tricks
source: toledoblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Create a commercial for an unlikely "as seen on TV" product
source: infomercial-products-online.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Gallery of chicks with Faerie wings. For your fetish needs
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(113)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old guys from Oregon get naked for calendar to benefit schools. Horrified students beg for the female Dutch athletes. (Includes creepy but SFW pics)
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's fraternity-themed violence brought to you by the good people at Rutgers
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
America's most dangerous jobs
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
The latest car fad: Bullet-hole stickers
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man puts gasoline in washer to remove paint stain. Explosion ensues
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
God help us. The Simpsons is the most spiritually-relevant programme on Scottish television
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(118)
 
(ABC 4)
 
 
 
US government research panel recommends funding more Weather Modification research
source: abcnews4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Latest step toward world domination -- the prepaid Starbucks credit card
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC's "The Bachelor" was one of the prophecies in the Bible
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(131)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Here comes the science of superheroes
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reality show to debut on MTV featuring rich girls shopping. Millions beg, "Shoot me now."
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with making people go hungry in SoCal and Missouri, grocery clerk strike spreads to West Virginia, Ohio and Kentucky
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(260)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Is a bunker-buster bomb dropped from the sky more civilized than a clay pot filled with scorpions thrown into an enemy's cave?
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(69)
 
(Y100.com)
 
Boobies
 
Philadelphia's hottest bartenders (sfw)
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(104)
 
(Cannabis.net)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop results of drugging other animals or insects (link goes to spider examples)
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(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yet another sign of the apocalypse: "Midler and Manilow." Eminem lite?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Future vehicles, including '04 Bentley, Porsche, Aston Martin and Lamborghini
source: autos.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newspapers all receive same letter signed by different GIs saying how great things are in Iraq
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(448)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
If you could pick any two super powers to wield which would you pick? Voting Enabled. (Link goes to a pastrami sandwich.)
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(395)
 
(New Yorker)
 
 
 
What it takes to be a "best boy" in Hollywood
source: newyorker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Make "things" with the Thingmaker. Things like useless purple blobs
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taiwanese president awards Alaskan governor with "The Order of the Propitious Clouds with Grand Cordon." Post your translation (voting enabled)
source: state.ak.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
May the Force be with you. You may now kiss the bride
source: wkyc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Review Journal)
 
 
 
SWAT team waits 15 seconds before busting down crackhead's door and arresting him. Appeals court says not long enough, he was in the shower
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(163)
 
(Go-Kart Records)
 
 
 
Go-Kart Records fights RIAA by putting entire selected albums up for download
source: