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Sun October 12, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Will Smith to run for president just to tell Al Sharpton to STFU
source: entertainment.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Commuter train derails in Chicago, injuring 100
source: cbs2chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's new weight-loss plan
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Highly (and blatantly) rigged casino games. Difficulty = 21
source: casinotaxi.ns.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Something fishy about ancients' shift to meat
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Pee II" and "Urinator" among competitors Nevada's Outhouse Race Championship
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(McDonalds.com)
 
 
 
McD's Monopoly contest starts next week. It's rigged
source: mcdonalds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Winners of wife-carrying contest get six cases of beer, even though they aren't old enough to drink
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Yosemite Fun)
 
 
 
Five sure-fire ways to invite a bear to your campsite (pay attention, Dave Letterman)
source: yosemitefun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper is fed up with the current state of rock 'n roll and all its pretentiousness
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(356)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame jockey Shoemaker dies at 72
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some College)
 
 
 
What Mario and Sonic can teach you about life and love
source: gcc.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(IMAX)
 
 
 
IMAX screens showing Matrix Revolutions on November 5th
source: imax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Theme: Lesser-known signs of the Apocalypse
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Art works inspired by world's largest ball of twine to be displayed
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LaserMonks
source: lasermonks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Book-burning
source: buzzle.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Millions spent on urban renewal makes no farking difference
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
The greatest stories ever told (in Esquire)
source: esquire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
Ever wonder just how much you've drunk in your lifetime? Let the Drinkometer work it out
source: iondesign.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yay. Now we can all dress like a 21-year-old prostitute with no substance
source: britneyspearscafe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to party with P. Diddy (bring your glock)
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Christmas' "Hot Dozen' Toys" (children of the 80's are now the ones with money, you can tell)
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fake police hijack truckload of chocolate
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
What happens when Krang, evil ruler of Dimension X, is forced to babysit half of the Marvel Universe? Something's gotta give
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England crushes Georgia, 84-6. France and quite possibly everyone else surrenders
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Man steals a constrution crawler/loader and parks it on top of a car
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(churchcentral.com)
 
 
 
North Carolina pastor embarks on 400-mile horseback ride to promote creationism, refute Darwinism and get North Carolina its own Fark tag
source: churchcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bus company issues curry-scented scratch-n-sniff timetable. It's tasty, tasty, very very tasty
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Shoplifter stomped to death by supermaket staff
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Albino Blacksheep)
 
Video
 
Neil Cicierega's fanimutation "Hyakugojyuuichi" (oldie but goodie)
source: albinoblacksheep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Yeti leg found in Siberia (with pic)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Link = Nowhere)
 
 
 
Theme: McDonald's has set the new standard for dumb-ad campaigns. Make it look better by creating even dumber ad campaigns for the competition
source: rockingx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion rocks Baghdad hotel, U.S. HQ
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Dutch prince gives up ascension rights in the name of love for former gangster's lover
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Store offers free clothes to anyone who shows up naked (pic of naked ass)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker needs romantic movie for intimate date with Farkette. What is the best film to rent and why? Link goes to example...
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(369)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bubble bursts for eBooks. Al Gore surrenders (after all, he invented those, too)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a picture for an event which causes hilarity to ensue
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Some Mountain Man)
 
 
 
Get the gun, Cletus. That coyote's skull-humpin' Jimbo
source: cabelas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 


Sat October 11, 2003
(How-Stuff-Works)
 
 
 
For the "Self-Healing" trifecta: Self-healing spacecraft
source: science.howstuffworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Yankees face assault charges stemming from bullpen fight
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Try out the new Smoking Calculator
source: wtvw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Climate Prediction)
 
 
 
Join the worlds most powerful Earth-simulation computer and maybe save the planet
source: climateprediction.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Evil Empire?)
 
 
 
Would love to stop using Outlook Express. Any suggestions for a good POP3 mail client?
source: microsoft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Self-healing computers fix themselves. Microborg rejoices
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Saving Private Ryan... from pain. New invention lets wounded soldiers treat themselves
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Eight ways to carve a pumpkin, with pics
source: houseandhome.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Space junk threatening space station. (List of most dangerous debris included)
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old girl avoids attack by offering kidnapper $28
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Sam Raimi: "I would love to do the fourth Evil Dead film"
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why everyone lies in focus groups
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(ITV.com)
 
 
 
New Zealand crushes Italy 70-7 in first round of Rugby World Cup
source: itv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think up new acts, draws for the Mirage now that the tigers are out (link goes to story)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Vampire, please stop harrassing me
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
"Barbie" drug promises to make you tanner, thinner and sexier
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'd like to start watching anime, but I don't know where to start -- anyone have any suggestions?
source: animenation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(441)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Ninety-year-old war veteran has been drunk in the same pub for the last 72 years -- 52,000 pints of beer and the same number of glasses of whisky
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crayola to introduce four new colours
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UFOs or pumpkins? You decide...
source: punkinchunkin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Britney has no plans to let the wife of Maryland's Governor apologize to her
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
New J. Lo DVD of all her videos, fapity fapity fap
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Why is the warm spell after the first frost called "Indian Summer"?
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania bans man from selling ice cream
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Miss Venezuela beauty pageant slideshow (safe for work)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Paintsville Herald)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kentucky HS football team carrying away barrel of something or other
source: paintsvilleherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Emma Thompson joins the staff at Hogwarts. Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man applies for Sears credit card, then tries to steal fake DVD player
source: winchesterstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's sports thread
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter
source: livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An Ode to Beer
source: bartending.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Couple is suing a hotel after being bitten by bedbugs at night
source: duluthsuperior.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
Coming Nov. 8: Second total lunar eclipse of 2003
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Check out these fun extreme facts about U.S. -- biggest, deepest, etc.
source: nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(gamespot.com)
 
 
 
Steroids for gamers?
source: gamespot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to the Presidents of the USA? They're playing sold-out gigs up in Alaska
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Chinese spacecraft armed with guns and knives
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's take on the playoffs
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Kazaa wants to start charging for downloads
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Some d00d)
 
 
 
TFer Colomboy's girlfriend's birthday is Sunday -- what would be a good (<$100) "romantic" gift to give her? (link goes to restaurant he's taking her to)
source: rainbow-lodge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jason Kidd to request trade if Nets move to Long Island, would rather play in Newark or Brooklyn. Billy Joel surrenders
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twenty pregnant cows killed by lightning, BBQ ensues. PETA scratches its head
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(mlive.com)
 
 
 
Swarms of ladybugs are driving Michigan golfers crazy
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Sadly, 78 percent of Americans don't understand bipolar disorder. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(gazette.net)
 
 
 
Judge tops rookie cop in asshole competition
source: gazette.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Cheap Bastard Customers: We disabled our lame piracy protection this year, so shut the fark up, okay?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a duck, a saw and a constellation
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mountain in Georgia may be named for Schwarzenegger
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 


Fri October 10, 2003
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Social ills keep '70s-haters in retro hell
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fan with rare disease dies after meeting the band Queensryche.Apparently one of the symptoms is having bad taste in music
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Me of course)
 
 
 
Farkette thinking of getting a small, tasteful tattoo. Looking for suggestions of location, image
source: voodooneedle.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Farker's jealous girlfriend won't let him have boys night out. Needs advice what to say. Voting enabled
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man beats up heroin dealer with son's wooden leg. Arrr, 'tis justice pirate style
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(family.org)
 
 
 
Christian activists are getting all worked up over Halloween again. Kids, expect a bunch of Bible tracts in your goody bags this year
source: family.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(440)
 
(Motorhead)
 
 
 
Alternative car competition makes gasoline useless
source: autos.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Hotel staff sensed the guys who rented 16 rooms would be trouble
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy threatens to bomb the school
source: currentargus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake upset with date Cameron Diaz after he sees her dancing with another guy
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Guess)
 
Boobies
 
Guess Girls (SFW)
source: perso.club-internet.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
FedEx now has its own anti-terrorism police force. I, for one, welcome our new courier overlords
source: philcarter.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parent's choice of hair gel could get him barred from football games
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Maryland couple charged with slavery
source: sunspot.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Mr. Charity)
 
Boobies
 
For all those charity-minded men, help fulfill a young girls dream (not safe for work)
source: investinmybreast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Some Stud)
 
 
 
Farker being stalked by psycho, cokehead, cheating ex. What's a good way to scare her off without calling police?
source: mdp.at   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
How you sleep determines personality. For example, if you sleep around, you're a slut
source: channels.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Drunk-driving suspect kicks window out of police car to escape only to get run over and killed by another police car
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Worst fire in American history happened 132 years ago today. Most people know nothing about it
source: sunspot.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
SoCal Farkers... Get yer food NOW. Supermarket workers to go on STRIKE
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Kill Bill is an orgy with just enough love (spoilers?)
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Full Rush statement regarding drugs
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(723)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson needs to put the crack pipe down and back away
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What if farm animals ruled the planet? Link goes to inspiration
source: enchantedlearning.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
When planning a life of crime, don't get distinctive tattoos such as one on your butt that says "Made in Canada"
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Archive box holds piece of the hide of the snake that tempted Eve in the Garden of Eden
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tucked inside $368-billion defense bill approved by Congress is $1 million for Shakespeare performances
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Teachers to undergo sensitivity training for mocking homecoming queens
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Ghanaweb)
 
 
 
Food fight with girlfriend ends in castration
source: ghanaweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Today is 70th anniversary of first attack on a commercial airline
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman survives 13 hours in upside-down, submerged car
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman fakes being nurse for 15 years, avoids punishment because none of her patients complained
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Blind students excited to be driving for first time. Objects in mirror might not appear at all
source: rockymountainnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: AudioEdit clips from episodes of The Twilight Zone that never aired
source: rod-serling.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Woman claims to be radioactive, crashes car through gate trying to get to Air Force One
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman survives 13 hours bobbing in the Gulf of Mexico, swims to oil platform. Survives on moldy bread, finds spraycans and paints SOS on deck. She'll be over to kick your ass and fix your truck at 7:00
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In a move sure to keep him from being evicted, man kills his landlord over $10
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man's irritating cock earns him £1,000 fine
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Genetic research says the Welsh originated from Siberia, not from Celtic stock as previously thought
source: icnorthwales.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Drunk Stunts)
 
Boobies
 
Katja Schuurman slideshow (not safe for work)
source: drunkstunts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zoologists studying pack behavior discover that the beta males will band together to tear down the alpha
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Women offer four-hand sensual massage with happy ending in exchange for Yankee tickets
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's a very good reason why auto makers are only churning out ugly cars
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(267)
 
(Megagames)
 
 
 
Hacker who stole Half-Life 2 code claims to have entire build and will release his own illegal beta -- if he can find time in busy social schedule and girlfriend doesn't want to have sex
source: megagames.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Many NYC store owners refuse to accept new $20 bill
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
If your truck carrying nuclear waste breaks down, just park it next to a school and gas station
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Artist receives $3,760 grant for making jewelry from mouse droppings, toenail clippings and pubic hair. Legislator not amused
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If a "machete-wielding stranger" knocks on your door and asks for a glass of water, don't let him in your house
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
High school puts special-ed students to work picking up trash. Parents not too pleased
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Woman's claim against cinema for injuries received after not noticing her seat had automatically retracted rejected by court
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian batsman breaks world run record just before tea on the second day
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop Schwarzenegger eating at an "In-n-Out" burger
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Speaking of fake boobies, here's a perfectly decent-looking woman ruined by mutant fake boobs (not safe for work)
source: rd.ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(211)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
African penis snatcher is, well, hung
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Casper Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Film crew fails to notify anyone that actor would be waiving prop gun on street corner. Hilarity almost ensues
source: trib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Were Diebold voting machines used to manipulate result of the California gubernatorial election?
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(238)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is the dumbest thing an emplyee/employer has ever said or done to you. (Link goes to funny client quotes)
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(432)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
ABC to air U.S. version of UK reality series, Wife Swap. Former Yankee pitchers Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich unavailable for comment
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(63)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
FBI seizes Mayor Street's BlackBerry, still looking for the strawberries
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(48)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a McDonald's near you: Phone in orders and zoom-thru's
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(63)
 
(Some Lincoln Farker)
 
 
 
Lincoln, NE, Fark party. Link goes to list of bars. Where should we meet?
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arnold appoints HP's Carly Fiorina to transition team. California to be shut down and moved to third world country in three months
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make this barber chair more interesting
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(84)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
FBI wigs out, raids Philly mayor's city hall office in corruption investigation
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jaguars punter miscalibrates while using an axe, misses block of wood, strikes non-kicking leg instead
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(63)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
Mall of America bans guns. Man believes this infringes on his rights, starts carrying guns around in the mall. Hilarity ensues
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(187)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man arrested for popping a cap in his own ass
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(33)
 


Thu October 09, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tommy Chong reports for nine-month prison sentence. Dave's not here, man
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(314)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Rent-a-Protester" will come protest at your rally and take off all her clothes (with pic not safe for work)
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Social rejection registers in same area of the brain that feels physical pain
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(45)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The perpetually graceful, eternally classy Courtney Love is being charged by police for her latest escapade. The Smoking Gun is there
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(67)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lance Bass isn't afraid of aliens. "I think they'll be friendly"
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Attention terrorists: The DC skies are guarded by slow, unarmed helicopters -- but on a high note, the guys in the helicopter have guns
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(50)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Senator Orrin Hatch wants to alter the U.S. Constitution to allow the foreign-born to become president so The Terminator can run (repeat, now more relevant)
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(288)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dorkiest hobbies analyzed and reviewed
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(171)
 
(LondosHair)
 
 
 
Farker LondosHair wants to put a custom message on his new checks. In 26 characters or less, post your ideas. Link goes to BankOne.com. Voting enabled
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(290)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Aircraft powered by frickin' laser beams
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Foam paint brush purchased at Wal-Mart to be space shuttle's emergency kit
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(52)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Wildest pitch ever thrown in postseason. Just a bit outside
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Student who posted paper about defeating CD copy protection: "I don't think telling people to press the 'Shift' key is a violation of the DMCA"
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(130)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
One in every five homes (and now one in every 50 governor's mansions) speaks something other than English
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(71)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Pizza-faced kid throws himself in front of train, parents sue acne-medication manufacturer
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(144)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Underwear designed to call 911 in case of emergency. Does not include gerbil detector
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(35)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
One in every 20 people age 25-35 run screaming from Detroit. Other 19 bound and gagged in car trunks somewhere
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(94)
 
(Phonelosers.org)
 
Video
 
Using radio gear, pranksters videotape themselves taking over the frequencies of a Taco Bell drive-thru
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(140)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pop star on trial for beating up woman for lollipops in a toilet
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(83)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop a very acrobatic Derek Jeter
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(134)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Hospital's poodle fetches charts on command. Beer fetching currently in training
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(31)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man, trying to sneak razor blade onto plane, says he puts them on his tongue to ward off airsickness
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(55)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby rhino cam
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney-style Dracula theme park is back on track in Romania
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(32)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Man sends gun, silencer to federal prosecutor to assert right to bear arms. Prosecutor not amused
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(54)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Teen jacks himself free after being trapped under overturned Jeep
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(60)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Farmer's market crasher has yet to be charged, five claims against city dropped.
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(57)
 
(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Two men arrested in N.J. in kidnapping of senator's wife
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(55)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant announces first-ever conjugal press conference; wife to attend
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(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Swedish hikers find 70 shoes filled with butter
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(103)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Beer and obesity: A cross-sectional study
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(69)
 
(TheStar.ca)
 
 
 
Canadian justice minister's daughter is a stripper
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(86)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Why don't we live longer? Here comes the science
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(137)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Bank robber caught due to sore feet blames crimes on ugliness and bad B.O. (with pic)
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The history of U.S. currency flops: From technicolor George to boobies
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(127)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"The poppy is our emblem of supreme sacrifice and must forever hold an honoured place, and that doesn't include the ass of a dog"
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(61)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
America will soon be inundated with more fake boobies
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(97)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Inhaled vaccines are slowly turning syringes into antiques
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette claims she said "Thank you, bless you," not "thank you, Brazil" at the end of her concert in Peru
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(70)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Anyone got any contacts for Game 6 NLCS tix? If so, email Drew at Fark.com
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(83)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Pop star admits she needs to strip to keep career going
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(91)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
World's worst Internet pervert sends naked picture of self to girl. With face visible. And address on back. Jailarity ensues
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(67)
 
(Newsfilter)
 
Boobies
 
Stella. Stellaaaaaa! (not safe for work)
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(114)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
No more Arnold movies. At least until 2006
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Siegfried: Tiger was trying to help Roy, accidentally mauled him
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(180)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Couple gets married to make divorce official
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(32)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Massachusetts named smartest state, New Mexico is dumbest (with list)
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(565)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Daryl Hannah says she's suing Playboy over this month's photos
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(117)
 
(iFilm)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck does hair commercial so embarrassing that managers ban it from the U.S.
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(150)
 
(Effingham Daily News)
 
 
 
Thief manages to get stolen Dodge Viper a whole four blocks before wrapping it around a parked tractor
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(78)
 
(koin)
 
 
 
Cops pepper spray and taser 71-year-old legally blind woman
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Exploding cell phones blamed on fake batteries
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists say the universe is shaped like a soccer ball. Americans promptly lose interest
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(121)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cheater gets shock of his life when all four of his girlfriends corner him at his local pub
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(87)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Execution drug leaves prisoners dying in agony
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(472)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Ghost photographer says celebrity cemeteries are best -- entertainers are more likely to mug for the camera because they're "hammier" than ordinary Joes
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(38)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
When asked by police how much you've had to drink, do not reply, "Way too much"
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Puzzled Canadians wonder, "Who's running the country?"
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(126)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Teen allegedly ate pizza, bet on Tampa and watched TV during triple murder
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(181)
 
(Procor)
 
 
 
When rich and poor kids eat the same diet, poor ones get fatter
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ahnold paying no attention to the man behind the curtain
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(105)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Holy cow. Six-legged ugly-ass cow given to monks as present (w/pic)
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(79)
 
(NBC 17)
 
 
 
Don't get your child porn photos processed at Wal-Mart
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(108)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Cats may prevent allergies in kids
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(80)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Beetles and leaf-squirters have waged war for 112 million years
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(55)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Sixteen percent of Americans are absolutely unique
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(320)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
British museum in battle with government over display of handguns owned by Elvis that "he used to shoot at squirrels from the comfort of his toilet seat at his home in Graceland"
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Complete molecular-scale picture of photosynthesis obtained
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(38)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fatal Alaska bear mauling was taped. Tape hits the Internet in three... two... one...
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(204)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit some Halloween sounds
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(40)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Turn your cell phone into a Gameboy
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(68)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Colored $20 hits consumers' pockets Thursday
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(81)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA plans to expand to Europe in the next few years
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(81)
 
(hephNet)
 
 
 
Crappy children's toys
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(42)
 
(TheForce.Net)
 
 
 
Current Star Wars EP3 Working Title: "Revenge of the Sith"
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(257)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Star Trek sucks: "Why don't we have the captain beam down to a planet run by apes. That hasn't been done before..."
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(228)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vatican says condoms don't stop AIDS
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(459)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Craig Kilborn
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(109)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dumb and Dumber III: Beer Run
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(71)
 
(Yukon News)
 
Boobies
 
The hotness that is Gina Gershon is not safe for work
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frat boy found dead outside frat house after celebrating his birthday the night before. Cause of death is pending an autopsy and toxicology report
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(141)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Food Network's Rachael Ray gets sexy with food
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(175)
 
(Lordoftherings.net)
 
 
 
Extended versions of LOTR films to be released in theaters in December. Marathon of all three films on December 16. Link goes to list of theaters
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(155)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Farker Corporate Mofo will be appearing on "A Dating Story" on TLC tomorrow (Oct 10) at 11 AM. Set TiVos for "humilation"
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(91)
 
(restaurantville)
 
 
 
For the second year in a row, Chick-Fil-A finishes on top of drive-thru service rankings
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(107)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who robbed two banks with can of Miller beer arrested after he stops to rest feet
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(19)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Restrooms at MSU have message boards to discourage graffiti
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(54)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Iowa police dealing with quantum suicides
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(116)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Some media outlets reporting that Dow Jones loses 1206 points in aftermarket trading. Not true, read Fark comments for details
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(132)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft Patents IM Technology. Was that really unexpected?
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(60)
 


Wed October 08, 2003
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cubs, Red Sox win, both are 3 games away from the apocalypse
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(147)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Most Canadians are "driving with underinflated tires"... of course the rest of the world already assumed that
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(65)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese TV show features men losing their virginity to porn stars
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(90)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Woman mugged on doorstep, mugger gets away with bag of dog poop
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(35)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Special-ed student elected homecoming king at Tempe high school, plans to crack down on arguing on the Internet
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kobe shows off new tattoo of wife to go along with $4 million ring. Translation: Still cheaper than divorce
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(107)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Airbag technology being used to protect laptop computers
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(32)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Mother wants workman's comp for son -- who shot three coworkers, then self -- because he died on the job
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(89)
 
(Daily Press)
 
 
 
Decal maker misspells state name on sticker for Virginia police cars
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(110)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Flock of 700 sheep being herded through town mistake bright white pedestrian crossing for cattle grid. Hilarity ensues (with pic)
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(49)
 
(Some Leg Man)
 
 
 
PA school bans short skirts for cheerleaders. Wisconsin rhymin' reverend approves
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(127)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Racy lingerie advertisements cause French to surrender (pic)
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(79)
 
(KPRC Click2Houston.com)
 
 
 
Teen saves girlfriend by sharing inhaler during asthma attack, promptly arrested for delivering dangerous drugs, suspended from school
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(384)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop the judging of judges
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(117)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The question as to who is America's Team is finally answered: It's Bryan Reichel
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(32)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally figured out why we sleep
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(104)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Harlem tiger guy calls tiger "my only friend." Apparently, the crocodile was just an acquaintance. Authorities still looking for the lion he only met on occasion
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit these clips from Spaceballs
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(18)
 
(FindLaw)
 
 
 
Man charged with one count of stalking Sheryl Crow, one count of aggravated bad taste in women
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(149)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
LeapFrog to sue Mattel over Talking Books. Will follow up with lawsuits against parents caught reading books to their kids
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(67)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize committee says Michael Jackson is not a favorite to win
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chinese frog poachers busted in croak-and-dagger smuggling operation
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(51)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Prude rude to nude. Fine ensued
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(145)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
12,320 Californians voted Gary Coleman for governor. 4,669 voted for Gallagher
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(258)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The eavesdropping device found in Philly's mayor's office had nothing to do with the upcoming mayoral election
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(58)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Kansas legislator brings a tapped keg to work
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(90)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rael cloning story was a hoax
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(186)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
LeBron James' series of shoes modeled after Hummer. Will make him plod along and get poor mileage
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(87)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Haggis crisps have been hailed as solution to Scotland's financial crisis
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(83)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fans file suit against Fred Durst for 17-minute obscenity-laced concert. The Smoking Gun is there
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(216)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Glow in the dark fish without radiation poisoning (pic)
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(91)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Walgreens accidentally prescribes seven-year-old synthetic heroin instead of ritalin
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(214)
 
(stltoday.com)
 
 
 
The wife of Maryland's governor says, "Oops! I didn't mean it"
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kerry accuses Dean of liking the Yankees
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(84)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Today, every Alaskan gets $1,107.56 from the oil trust fund
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(192)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Questionable meat-packing practices shut down abbatoir run by inmates
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Jesus in today's society
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(196)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle to build a 75-unit apartment building and stock it with chronic alcoholics. What could go wrong?
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(186)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Adults prefer pets to children. Teens preferred over leprosy, little else
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(250)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The mob finally figures out how to run business on the Internet
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why legal pads are yellow
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(131)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Run to the hills! Mount Fuji's about to blow
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(96)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
When using the Whizzinator, make sure it doesn't arouse suspicion by clinking against the plastic cup
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(264)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Who makes the best doughnuts? Krispy Kreme, Dunkin Donuts, Tim Hortons or other? Voting enabled. (Link goes to renovated Krispy Kreme)
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(439)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
One in 12 Welsh school children do, in fact, have cooties
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can you name the movie references that occur in the Simpsons?
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(128)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian LOTR fanatics start freezing three-week wait for tickets (with pic)
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(74)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Supermarkets beefing up security for cardboard cut-outs of David Beckham
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New gadget allows blind to "see with sound." Daredevil unavailable for comment (pic)
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(29)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Second Annual International Rock Paper Scissors Championship is set to take place Oct. 25 in Toronto
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(52)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop what Arnold Schwarzenegger's first act as governor of California will be if he is elected
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(129)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cambridge, Ontario party, Friday 10/10 through Saturday 10/11 (possible Sunday night in Toronto). Hosted by Melinika
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(54)
 
((Farkers DoorsFanRob & dwarchbol)
 
 
 
Omaha Fark Party this Saturday... Link has the details
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(46)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Student makes good use of online learning website, sends 160,000 emails to his teacher
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(32)
 
(Hegre Archives)
 
Boobies
 
Pretty girl to help get you through the day (not safe for work)
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(101)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mandy Moore: "Just eight months ago, I got boobs. Who knows where they came from. When I wear a push-up bra, they're out of control"
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(129)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge awards $455,000 to man who had towel left inside him after surgery
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Piret Aava: Strange name, hot Estonian Playboy model (not safe for work)
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(67)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clark violates election law, is endorsed by Psi Corps
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(166)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
DMV tells Dennis Udink that his last name is vulgar; won't issue personalized plate
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(84)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska brown-bear expert -- who got close enough to bears to touch them, crawled along the ground singing to them, went on Letterman calling them "harmless party animals" -- found mauled by bears
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(160)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man surprised to receive paycheck issued in 1944
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Outback travellers, stranded in desert, saved by coffee cup
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Fark party. Friday, October 17th, 8pm. The Safehouse. Info in thread. Link goes to beer
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(76)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Record-setting pinch-hit homer in 11th lifts Marlins over Cubs in series opener
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(149)
 


Tue October 07, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could drive
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(36)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Japanese businessman ordered to stay away from Britney Spears
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(55)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Radio station fined only $4000 for calling the widow of dead Cardinals pitcher and asking for a date
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(48)
 
(signonsandiego.com)
 
 
 
Parents are more "cautious" after finding pair of human legs in a dumpster.
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Davis out, Arnold in in CA
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(896)
 
(KVBC)
 
 
 
Man, 28, severly burns himself after trying to kill weeds with gasoline
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(59)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Bad-ass nun with a heart condition beats off two burglars in the convent chicken coop
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(42)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Psychic tells old lady that her money is cursed. Old lady gladly hands it all over
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(44)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
One Glade air freshener will not hide the odor of 170 pounds of marijuana plants roasting in a 100-degree apartment
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(71)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In a return to normalcy, Angelina Jolie confesses to eating cockroaches
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(95)
 
(Drudge)
 
NewsFlash
 
Drudge: "Exit polls show recall, Schwarzenegger poised for easy win... Early afternoon exit polls show 57% vote 'yes' for recall...47% for Schwarzenegger, 34% for Bustamante"
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(468)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Pre-marital sex still illegal and punishable by jail in Utah
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(132)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Sony's new video-game console will do everything but take out the trash
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When you try to steal a roll of copper wire, make sure 27,000 volts aren't running through it
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(55)
 
(newsaskew.com)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith to photograph his wife for Playboy. Collective sigh of relief that it's not the other way around
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(130)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are aware that Chicken of the Sea is in fact tuna fish, that platypus is not pronounced "plat-a-ma-puss" and that Buffalo wings are not made of buffalo, then you're a genius compared to Jessica Simpson
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(138)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Do not call" list can proceed
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(94)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Convenience store worker laughs at robber begging for release after being trapped behind bullet-proof glass
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(46)
 
(WXII)
 
 
 
Lawyers for former Miss Carolina say judge is obsessed with seeing her topless photos, no longer impartial
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(218)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Just like fans at their home games, the Arizona Cardinals announce Emmitt Smith out indefinitely
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(57)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sting and Mrs. Sting see ghosts in their bedroom. No word on ghosts in the machine
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit the sounds of Happy Days. Heeeeyyyyyy
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New CD copy protection software defeated by holding the Shift key
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(250)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Elderly man washed out to sea by strong current survives by treading water for 13 hours. Apologizes to Coast Guard for putting them through trouble of rescuing him
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(65)
 
(Some Dinosaur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Coelok being chased by the dreaded Arkansaurus Rex. Link goes to original
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(107)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker PlumsDeify ran into a female acquaintance at the video store while he was renting porn, how should he redeem himself? (Voting enabled)
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(279)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German wives may now drop off hubby at weekend German kindergarten that offers beer
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(63)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Water-purifier salesman poisons reservoir in hopes of increasing sales
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(53)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Meteor over Western Australia creates sonic boom. Aerosmith power ballad coming soon
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(56)
 
(Daily Mirror)
 
 
 
Autistic hacker jeopardises shipping at America's busiest port over argument in chatroom
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(92)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wild boar raids hospital. Gets stuck in waiting area for three hours
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(22)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Mexican version of Coke tastes better than other countries' versions
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(194)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
132,000 morning commuters affected by bucket left on train tracks (with dramatic pic)
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(55)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wally George, dead at 71. Hairpiece was 22
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(115)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion pulls op-ed piece by Roy that appeared two days *before* his tiger incident. Link goes to Google cache of article
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(83)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mob used double-decker coffins to hide murder victims
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(53)
 
(Newsfilter)
 
Boobies
 
Tera Patrick, before the disfiguring boob job (not safe for work)
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(168)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
What's it feel like to be a Bay Area sports fan this week? Sort of like getting a big kick in the nutsack
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(105)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
SoCal has mild earthquake, SoCalians say *yawn*
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(106)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Russian roulette TV stunt was pure hoax. "It wasn't even a real gun"
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(97)
 
(MachoMan)
 
 
 
Pro wrestler and Fark lurker Macho Man Randy Savage releases rap album. With audio samples
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(361)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Dr. Wank's latest outpouring gets rave reviews on Amazon
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(61)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Maryland's first lady says she would shoot Britney Spears
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(168)
 
(Racing Post)
 
 
 
Race-horse trainer to be investigated after wrong horse went to races and didn't come home
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(33)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Giant rat moves in with the Osbournes, not thought to be related
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oakland players interpret Red Sox Derek Lowe's celebratory fist-pumping as a jerking-off gesture
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(268)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Train hits bicycle: "The train did not sustain major damage"
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(29)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
How to add insult to injury. Get mauled by a tiger, then get faxed by PETA
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(302)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida fans who camped out for tickets to National League championship series are beaten to the punch by Chicago fans on the Web
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(83)
 
(Click10.com)
 
 
 
Officials have no grounds to ban "Bad Ass Coffee Company" sign because name of the franchise refers to the donkeys that haul coffee from the mountains in Hawaii
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(56)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
"He sits on a towel on the boss's shoulder, bobbing up and down in agreement as you get told off"
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(31)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Gang upset over article on how to get sex from Muslim women, beat the hell out of man with same name as author
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(140)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Useless keyboard keys explained
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(203)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Women in the workplace need to stop complaining and be less emotional in order to be accepted by their male colleagues
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(268)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"And so in a matter of days, as the gravy's being poured and pumpkin pie doled out, hundreds of university students will stand united to proclaim 'it's not you, it's me.'"
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(92)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Patrick Swayze: The best actor for food. Ironically, will also work for food
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(62)
 
(kbtoys.com)
 
 
 
Class-action settlement against KB Toys gets you 30 percent off all purchases of $30 or more during October 8-14, 2003
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(155)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan to investigate orgy complaints
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(63)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Study shows two-thirds of drivers ignore or violate stop signs. Numbers much higher for old men driving white luxury cars while wearing checkered hats
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(147)
 
(FCC.gov)
 
 
 
FCC says it is okay to say fuck
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(264)
 
(snponline.com)
 
 
 
Safetytown road rage
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(137)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cubs beat Braves, BoSox beat A's, and Colts score 21 points in four minutes to complete weird sports trifecta
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(226)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baseball fan? Football fan? Talk about it here
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(199)
 
(Some Dumb Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Cheap ways to keep a moron occupied
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(130)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
MP3.com goes offline because they forgot to pay a domain renewal fee. Farker (and MP3 artist) Gulliver pays it out of his pocket to get the site back online
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(128)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Family takes time out from praying at church to beat each other up
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(341)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
I bet you can't fit in that safe. Yes I can, watch
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(88)
 


Mon October 06, 2003
(ITV)
 
 
 
Teacher removes noisy students from classroom by throwing them out window
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(176)
 
(10NBC)
 
 
 
Visitors to new jail accidentally lock themselves in cells
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(33)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Protestor in crowd of devout believers takes holy garments, sneezes on them, and rubs them on his ass. Hilarity ensues
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(184)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man allowed to keep ten toilets on his roof
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(36)
 
(ohio.com)
 
 
 
Kent State document's appearance on "Antiques Roadshow" stuns some viewers
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(328)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New $20s debut this week. Be the first to be accused of passing phonies
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(159)
 
(Channel Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Today's baby-born-in-toilet story brought to you by Cincinnati, Ohio
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Car backfire ignites dog, dog ignites yard, hilarity ensues
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(89)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Patron goddess of Fark, Jennifer Connelly, nude, lovely (NSFW)
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(161)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is confused by some charges on his credit card after a bender of a night on the town. What are the oddest charges you have had?
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(230)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man doesn't believe wife, who tells him he won Nobel prize
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(27)
 
(newyorker.com)
 
 
 
Golden Gate bridge jumpers often regret their decision in midair
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(217)
 
(San Diego Union-Tribune)
 
 
 
If you lost both your legs this weekend, the San Diego police department is holding them for you
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit something annoying going BOOM
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(46)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Google is spying on you on behalf of the vast Right/Left-wing conspiracy
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(73)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Thirteen tons of pigeon crap and counting removed from Philadelphia's City Hall
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France's Filthy Swine and My Arse Go to Eat Onions
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Experts say time between college and marriage is an important stage in life development, liver damage
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crazy Aaron's Puttyworld, owned and operated by Farkers. One $50 and four $25 gift certificates given for designing both 125x125 and 300x100 ads for use on Fark
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(124)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Failure is not a four-letter word
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(125)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
University of Michigan suspends frat. Hazing incident involved pledges being deprived of food, water. One has kidney failure
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(242)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hogging" sweeps Cleveland: Men try to sleep with lots of fat women
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(361)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctor ordered to pay 20 years of child support for failing to sterilize woman
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(68)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Apparently Harlem has rules against keeping 325-pound tigers in your apartment, but Ohio is okay with them
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(30)
 
(wtopnews.com)
 
 
 
Woman, 107 pounds, beats out seven men in barbecue-eating contest
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(88)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't neuter your friend's dog
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(56)
 
(Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Insomnia tonight? Not to worry, Ken Burns' new documentary on PBS
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(78)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Luciano Pavarotti launches first ever pop album, plans half-naked Rolling Stone cover shoot
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(42)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Types of women to avoid
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(674)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's largest ball of twine celebrates its 50th anniversary. Don't let Bernie get his hands on your brand new Instamatic
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who has meteor crash through his roof promises never to mock God again
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(54)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Students break world record by sucking down 40 bottles of tequila
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Teens being arrested for smoking cannabis in public because they think it's legal now
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(215)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Kill Bill backstory told in online anime short
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man wants to question parrot in court about The Andy Griffith Show
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Websense)
 
 
 
Websense blocks http://fark.com, classifying it under the "Sex" category. Http://www.fark.com remains correctly classified as "News and Media"
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(96)