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Sun October 05, 2003
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(Marin Independent Journal)
 
 
 
Women try for breastfeeding record. Men stand close by to sneek a peek
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(56)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cubs beat Braves, 5-1
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(278)
 
(News and Observer)
 
 
 
Man who crashed into pizzeria says he wasn't posing proudly in news photo, just leaning on the car with hurt leg (with pic)
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(59)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Why the Whole Foods panic is overdone (Featured Partner)
 
 
(KRNV)
 
 
 
1. Expose yourself to a busload of children. 2. ??? 3. Profit
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(84)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
McDonald's to introduce new, all white-meat Chicken McNugget with less fat, fewer calories and, therefore, less flavor
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(163)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Isabel (God?) forces Amish to seek mechanical help. "Our bishops are broad-minded, if they need to be"
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(154)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sickly pope elevates three to sainthood. St. Incontinencia, St. Bedsore and St. Deathbed report to their new post Monday
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(211)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German beer fans down six swimming pools. Toilets surrender
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Some Ripley's)
 
 
 
Create your own Ripley's "Believe It or Not" facts. Link goes to examples
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(145)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
BoSox tie up the series -- go, Sox, GO
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(400)
 
(Thank god for italian TV)
 
Boobies
 
Croatian hottie Nina Moric... fap fap fap (NSFW)
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(89)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Anyone lose an arm?
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Media decides to shut up for once?
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(224)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Crew saves helicopter by jettisoning eight soldiers
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(nasa.gov)
 
 
 
Comparison of satellite pictures of perennial sea ice from ten years ago show dramatic shrinking. Learn to swim
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(193)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
The history of bird flipping
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(80)
 
(ScienceDaily)
 
 
 
Fat not linked to strokes. Your family wants steak
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit these sounds from Blazing Saddles. You don't have to admit you like it
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kicker, whose longest field goal is just 27 yards, kicks 69-yard extra point
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(46)
 
(wmtw.com)
 
 
 
North Koreans arrested for printing fake $1 million bills. They acually passed off 500 of them
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(43)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you consider Radiohead to the the world's greatest band, would you also consider "Dirrty" a good song?
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(273)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Male birth control coming. Lack of uterus, ovaries, vagina apparently not enough
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's church shooting brought to you by Atlanta, GA
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(99)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Wherefore art thou, Romeoooooo. Tiger mauls Roy. And of course, Bob Hope dead at 100. Survey: What headline have you been waiting your whole Fark life to submit? (link goes almost nowhere)
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(410)
 
(Sunday Mirror)
 
 
 
Jude Law to play Pope John Paul II in an Italian TV movie
source: sundaymirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minnesota school board changes firearms policy: Students won't be allowed to bring their own guns to school
source: winonadailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FBI investigates game hack. Game co. president issues lengthy press release: "... This sucks."
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Adctd 2 txt msgn? Why not chk n 2 drg n alchol clnc
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man to sit in bath of baked beans with chips up his nose and sausages strapped to his head for 12 days to celebrate English culture. New culture to grow all over his body
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(26)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian men fattest in Europe
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(35)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Streakers lose due to bad ball control
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great shot of Bush to photoshop
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(153)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Airport concourse sealed off, flights delayed after FBI agent forgets gun and credentials in restaurant
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Japan, you can finally put your own picture on a postage stamp
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(19)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A fish called Onda; Koi carp born with name on its back (w/pics)
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Israel attacks Syria. France surrenders
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(438)
 
(Some Masshole)
 
 
 
Red Sox con win from unsuspecting A's
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(75)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
600-pound tiger and 5-foot alligator removed from Manhattan apartment after coming up short on rent
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(28)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Keene, New Hampshire has challenged Portland, Maine to a contest of the most lighted Jack-O-Lanterns. the record is 23,727 carved, lighted pumpkins
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(36)
 
(Helsinki Sanomat)
 
 
 
Warm up your recorders because people are too lazy to change default passwords -- future technology might have your neighbors doing porn on your TV
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(57)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop Donald O'Conner and Gene Kelly getting high
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Happy images make depressed people sadder. Go out and tell depressed people you shot their dog to cheer them up
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Thailand to use nibbling lab rats to prevent food poisoning during APEC summit. Cooks confused as to why some of their rice grains are brown
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(24)
 
(News12.com)
 
 
 
It's probably not a good idea to burn pentagrams into the greens of a golf course, especially when the cops are waiting for you with night-vision devices
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(60)
 
(TDN)
 
 
 
Police arrest tresspasser leaping like Spider-Man, from roof top to roof top
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(31)
 


Sat October 04, 2003
(ENWorld)
 
 
 
Trogdor, cross-stitch style
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(46)
 
(Some Trekkie)
 
 
 
It's... the... Kirk... vs. Picard... flash game. An overly dramatic... FIGHT... to the DEATH
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(88)
 
(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
Lawsuit targets stores that cater to "huffing" teens
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(69)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Poet Robert Frost's house in New Hampshire vandalized with anti-Arnold propaganda. What?
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(93)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Drinking new kind of orange juice will help fight cholesterol, or you can just stop eating like a farking pig
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After high-speed chase, James Bond pleads "Not guilty" to DUI. Police reportedly shaken, not stirred
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(43)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
What's 15-feet high, weighs 1000 kg, is made of popcorn and looks like Godzilla? If you said "a 15-foot, 1000-kg, popcorn statue of Godzilla," go to the head of the class
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al Gore might buy his own TV station. Only because he invented those, too
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(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nice boobies courtesy of KISW (not safe for work)
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(76)
 
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
One man suggests answering machines instead of the "do not call" list. "Sure, the phone rings a lot during dinner time, but with an answering machine, you never have to pick it up"
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop an elaborate way to get a link approved
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old mother calls for better sex education
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(134)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Cedar Point to screw the antiques
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(41)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Band-Aid Bandit has struck again, two banks within 13 minutes of each other. Police say this time he wore a bandage over his chin
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(19)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
How to Grab a Boob... errrrrr... How to Build a Small Block Chevy Engine (not safe for work)
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked photographer points and shoots again
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(35)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Frogs fall from the sky in Connecticuit -- well, they will be frogs in about a month (with pic)
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(40)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man attempting to walk the length of Britain wearing just boots and a hat has been arrested, naked, again
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amazingly, Jerry Springer: The Opera isn't faring well
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(18)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
TV presenter hit in the privates on air. The Sun is there
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sony set to unveil its kickass PSX (which includes a TV tuner, DVD & HD recorder and PS2 all in one convenient package) next week
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(84)
 
(santacruzsentinel.com)
 
 
 
Hundred-foot geyser erupts in Santa Cruz street
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(44)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Catering to fatasses becoming big business. "Businesses that don't cater to us are stupid. There are a lot of us, and we have a lot of money to spend." Plus we'll eat you if you don't
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(163)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Grad students do physics study to discover why cookies break apart
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Post-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Unlikely Hero-tag recipient Charter Cable sues RIAA to block user subpoenas
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drug smugglers now concealing cocaine inside live dogs
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Abilene Reporter News)
 
 
 
Bull rider vs. Bull. Bull wins. Plans to share prize money with Roy's tiger
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: We're all bored with cats, dogs, fish and pot-belly pigs, so design a new breed of house pet. Link goes to a pet-adoption site
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(160)
 
(boston channel)
 
 
 
Finding dead skunk: Easy. Putting skunk in friends car: Stupid. Contracting rabies from skunk: Priceless
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(44)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Tokyo mulls crackdown on schoolgirls' "soiled undies" shops
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(59)
 
(channel cincinnati)
 
 
 
Police arrest 119 high school morons painting their school colors on a rock
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Another suicide bombing in Israel
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(293)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Brothers learn why swimming through water main 96 feet below ground is not advised
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Jessica Biel signs on for Blade 3... Fappity Fap Fap Fappiroo...
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Upcoming Fark parties: Halifax and southeast Virginia. Contact Zeke with any others
source: zekemacneil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Italy is forced to pay families to have more children due to low birth rates
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Library books get their very own "Mark of the Beast."
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Learn how to take over the world in 15 easy lessons
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Researchers say humming relieves hayfever; RIAA reserves right to file charges at a later date
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ancient volcanic eruption recorded in turtle DNA
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help farker Dtinferno come up with a hook for his college radio show. Show is called "In the Pit" and will play punk and ska music
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Dwight Gooden's teenage son was arrested and charged with selling crack
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(39)
 
(Canadian Beer is Better)
 
 
 
Beer coming to theatres, popcorn surrenders
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(86)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tiger attacks throat of Roy of 'Siegfried and Roy'
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(533)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Town trying to decide if stench is caused by mushroom plant, landfills or pet cemeteries
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 


Fri October 03, 2003
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
AFLAC billboard prompts 911 call, fire deparment dispatched to rescue dummy
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Seacoast Online)
 
 
 
If you open a candy store as a front for your illegal gambling operation, be sure to have candy available for sale
source: seacoastonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
More Monica Belluci (not safe for work)
source: trovagnocca.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Family angry over 500-pound woman's burial: "They asked me to lay on the top of the casket to try to get the lock down"
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Some Hoodlum)
 
 
 
Ghettopoly: Who needs a dog, a train, houses and hotels, when you can have pimps, hoes, crack houses and projects?
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Scranton Times Tribune)
 
 
 
University of Scranton cheerleaders' tales of drinking and oral sex a hoax. Prospective male students: "Shucks"
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Parents get their mullets in a twist over school's "Redneck Day"
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having sex on their front lawn. The Smoking Gun is there, with mugshots
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(San Diego Union Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. has smallest Navy since before WWI, so it's going to be very difficult to crush the world's other super-navies with the pathetic fleet we have now
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Verisign shuts down controversial SiteFinder service
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Catholics outraged that sculpture of clergyman looks like a penis
source: rockymountainnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Hydrocarbon lakes discovered on Titan
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(FEC)
 
 
 
Is Hillary is running for President in '04? 1) Click on "Citizen Guide" 2) Click on "View Reports" under the "Campaign Finance Information" header on the right 3) Click "Search the Report Image System" 4) Search
source: fec.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Mother sets baby down behind Walgreen's dumpster, claims she just set it down to "go and talk with a friend"
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Las Vegas abandons plans to become family friendly and embraces adult entertainment
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Calgary, Dude!)
 
 
 
Photoshop "The Three Tims" from the Calgary Fark Party. Difficulty: Beer
source: spurgin.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(NBC6.com)
 
 
 
Police arrest man for murder after catching him draging his victim down the sidewalk in a duffel bag
source: nbc6.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston merchants demand that tourists stop quacking
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Men who want more heat in their love lives might want to grab a mop and bucket
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Secret high-tech surveillance was invented to combat the greatest terrorist threat to the British Empire: Women who wanted to vote
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Black bear really likes David Letterman's whiskey, visits home for third time
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Time once again for the annual Saturday Night Live Sucks articles
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Despite civil war, famine and a thriving spam scam, study says Nigerians are the happiest people in the world
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
When prepping your $400k home for sale, remove the kiddie porn first
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After having your testicles crushed following a spat with your wife over the amount of money you spend on booze, please seek medical help
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Students spread stolen mercury around school; run for lives when it assembles into T1000
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(enquirer.com)
 
 
 
Buried in latest defense appropriations bill: Decommissioned nuclear submarine for Newport, KY: the USS Narwahl. Plan to destroy Indiana casino riverboats
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Courtney Love arrested for being bigger pain in the ass than usual
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
((Rochester Democrat and Chronicl)
 
 
 
Hoping to connect with other young Catholics, diocese starts Theology on Tap meetings weekly at the local bar
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Vibrating shoes may keep the elderly from falling down, unless they want to
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Thousands of police like Ultima bulletproof vests because they're lightweight and flexible. Unfortunately, they're also not bulletproof
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man jailed for two months when talc power is confused for cocaine
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(36)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Phillip Morris settles lawsuit in which smoldering cigarette causes car to become engulfed in flame, burning toddler
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Groping was once a solitary activity, but now thanks to the Internet..."
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Larry closes Mexican ports. Must be a serious hurricane because it's named after Jesus's brother, Larry Christ
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Improb.com)
 
 
 
2003 Ig-nobel prize winners announced
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(43)
 
(DenverPost.com)
 
 
 
Father guilty of attempting to start up local "Pot with Tots" program
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Rustlers take 21 kudzu-eating sheep who had just been innoculated to sicken anything that would consume them
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If a drawbridge is being opened, it's not a good idea to try and run across it
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Is God a Cubs fan?
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Tampa Tantrum)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies for a cause: Blogger girls lose shirts to raise breast cancer awareness (not safe for work)
source: tampatantrum.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Radio host apologizes for comparing zoo's escaped gorilla to inner-city students who use a voluntary-busing program
source: statesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(359)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
When robbing store, don't pull off your mask until AFTER you leave (w/pics)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
36-year-old probation officer charged for drinking wine, smoking weed and having sex with 17-year-old parolee
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Since the World Council of Churches increased business 250 percent, Australian brothels predict massive boom in business for Rugby World Cup
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(29)
 
(Everything Alabama)
 
 
 
Possible unethical behavior by lawyers believed to be the cause of arbitration award for mobile-home damage exceeding original damage estimate by $485,000
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Reality show applicants tend to be overly naive
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(62)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Crosswind blows Chuck "The Right Stuff" Yeager off runway while taxiing at new airport where he was guest of honor
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(78)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Late-night dog walk turns up five-foot boa constrictor
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(23)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Housekeeper awarded £3,000 after being fired for being too ugly
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(59)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Cities consider charging GOP for extra costs incurred during fundraiser visits by President Bush
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(211)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Woman tries to befriend home robber by offering beer
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(46)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
"Very few people know that there was a naked woman on board the Mir space station"
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We have "truth in advertising" laws. What if there were a law about what you hear when you're on hold?
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(23)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Classic Halloween costumes from yesteryear
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(109)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Kid photographs an enormous fireball in the sky (with pic)
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Not an everyday thing you see a family watching together
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(157)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Newlywed couple shocked to return home from honeymoon to find half a car on the roof of their garage
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(32)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk vicar found driving on motorway four times over the limit let off because he's so well loved
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(32)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Nude paintings in Nevada government building considered too controversial. Officials talk it over at local brothel...
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Godwin's Law invoked in California recall election. France surrenders
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(240)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Broadcasters who pulled St. Patrick's Day sex stunt fined $357,000
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(106)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis deemed too old to enlist in Gulf War
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(121)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Despite being $30 million in debt, Mike Tyson still pays 18 grand a month on clothes
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(86)
 
(Sun Journal)
 
 
 
Man resigns after lying on resume. Claimed he was awarded the Navy Cross and was on the 1968 U.S. Olympic hockey team
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(67)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Somehow these photos got omitted from Madonna's kiddy book (not safe for work)
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(147)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Ineffective PETA campaigns
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(122)
 
(Knoxville News Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tennessee Dept. of Transportation opens driver hotline, profanity ensues
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(45)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco Bay Area Fark party: Because life is short and there's beer left
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(157)
 


Thu October 02, 2003
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Two college students convert a Volkswagen to run on fryer fat and will take a road trip out west with it
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(125)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"Crown Royal" bandit -- who often smells of alcohol and uses cloth Crown Royal bag for his loot -- strikes 26th bank
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(56)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Junk Man" arrested again during yard cleanup
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(70)
 
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Pizza restaurant puts coupons that look like parking tickets on windshields. Hilarity ensues
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(50)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britney Spears can't find her pants, appears on cover of Esquire magazine (kinda SFW). The Sun is there
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(217)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Lowtax (and dog) take the energy bar challenge
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(101)
 
(Shacknews)
 
 
 
Half-Life 2 source leaked, Valve says they were h4x0r3d. P1g5 not available for comment
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(276)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Am I on fire, or is it just German television?
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(75)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
British recreation money is mostly spent on booze
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(46)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Hubble Telescope finds a sombrero, a horse and a giant sperm in space (with pics)
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(70)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
President Bush strikes oil while drilling on White House lawn
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(59)
 
(sailing.org)
 
 
 
Marijuana added to list of banned substances for competitve yachting
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(89)
 
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Brother-sister team grow two prize pumpkins. One named Frodo, the other, Shelob (The pumpkins, not the kids)
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Hope Diamond glows in the dark
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(140)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Shark-bite victim's family sues county, says there should have been a warning about the dangers of sharks
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(99)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eddie Izzard to play new Dr. Who. "He has an alien quality," says previous incarnation
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(191)
 
(630 CHED)
 
 
 
Woman receives letter from jail. Puts it down. Paper turns brown. Hazmat team called out to discover colour change related to coffee spill
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(47)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman shoots ex five times on his birthday
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(84)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bruce Willis rockin' out on his tambourine
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(224)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Remains of Xena-like woman found. No sign of platonic life partner
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(71)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Soldier on leave wins $150 million jackpot
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(95)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service sues Internet users over declining sales
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(64)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man hijacks a sugar beet truck
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(70)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man robbed of his car gets it back squeaky clean after thieves wash and buff it
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(55)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Monster Texas Dorito nugget crush puny Giant Cheeto!
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(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Encyclopedia Britannica study concludes that more people need to read Encyclopedia Britannica
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Air Force Academy porn man busted. Orgies rescheduled
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(104)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Do not call" violations being reported, FCC tries to illegally retrieve list from DMA
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(168)
 
(NBA.com)
 
 
 
Former 7' 4" NBA player takes interest in competitive motocross (with pic)
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(78)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphin's locker-room hot tub possibly causing outbreak of staph infection among players
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(55)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russian roulette to be played live on British TV
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(183)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for animal cruelty after stashing dog in suitcase on Greyhound
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welsh rugby players prepare for World Cup by swimming with sharks
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(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
How TV execs squeeze every little drop of suckiness out of that which already sucks
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(127)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Consumer ads can lead to consumer confusion when they use the same picture to promote different products
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(103)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Supermodel Elle Macpherson checks into rehab clinic after night of partying with Jagger
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One in 10 Britons believe the "Mona Lisa" was painted by Dutch artist Vincent Van Gogh: Three believe it was painted by Nat King Cole, two by Bob Hoskins, four say "What's a moaning leaser?"
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(111)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Man beats wife with broomstick. Man tells authorities that his wife is an illegal immigrant. Man goes free
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(113)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Owner of stolen truck finds it, steals it back
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(60)
 
(Aberdeen News)
 
 
 
Woman, high on crank, lets children play in middle of interstate. Jailarity ensues
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(110)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who thought he was in hail storm discovers it's a frog storm
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Electric company holds pets ransom for unpaid bills: "Let the father answer his daughter's question as to why her favourite cat has been taken away"
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(81)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Biological basis for creativity linked to mental illness
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(202)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
North Korea says it's building nukes
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(453)
 
(newyorkjets.com)
 
 
 
New York Jets prepare to launch new animated show where kids learn important facts from Jet players, like how to be 0-4
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(51)
 
(Some Cannibal)
 
 
 
Make a tasty AudioEdit with this veritable buffet of Cannibal: The Musical sounds
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eighty-year-old Canadian shrugs off 40 percent burns as "not a big enough problem to seek immediate medical help"
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(67)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beer saves man's life
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(86)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iraq Survey Group suggests no WMDs exist in Iraq
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(791)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rush Limbaugh under investigation for drug addiction
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(933)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One ton of pinto beans, hillbillies and an outhouse race. Arkansas at its finest
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(40)
 
(Edinburgh News)
 
 
 
Scientists develop formula for perfect cheese-and-pickle sandwich
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The fall in music sales is directly proportional to the accelerated crap the music industry is producing
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(140)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Catherine Bell chair-sex scene from The Brunch Club (not safe for work)
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(151)
 
(Post-Gazette.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvanians, mark your calendars: Legislators create "Feral Cat Day," "Dairy Farms Appreciation Day," and "John Coltrane Day"
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(69)
 
(San Jose Mercury News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Following emergency surgery to remove his foot from his mouth, Rush Limbaugh resigns from ESPN
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(687)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study shows some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll, but fewer
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(80)
 


Wed October 01, 2003
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Wyoming search for lost man costs $22K. Turns out he was out burglarizing remote cabins
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(23)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Over a thousand Yankee fans show up at yesterday's game with half a ticket, angry when not allowed into the stadium
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(96)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Kids take principal's bear hostage, demand he admit Red Sox are better than Yankees
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(91)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Masterpiece" paintings of Mickey Mouse swiped
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(33)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man lights crack pipe despite demands to step out of car after police chase
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(52)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man ordered to pay for canine abortion after his mutt gives neighbor's dog a bone
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China Airlines pilot too American drunk to fly, but not too Chinese drunk to fly. So that's all right, then
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(94)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Neiman Marcus offering His and Her Robots for Christmas, only $400,000 for the pair
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart rattlesnake-bite victim may be lying
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(67)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Toddler who survived weeks alone eating condiments is released from hospital; ready for life on a college budget
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(165)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Wheelchair-bound Elvis spotted at Graceland, proving without a doubt that The King is still alive (with "unretouched" photo)
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(123)
 
(South Florida Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Detective testifies that he forgot about key evidence in his sock drawer that would exonerate two death-row inmates
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Global warming kills 160,000 people every year
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(238)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study finds minimum net income to scrape by for a family of four in SF Bay Area is $70,000 per year
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(200)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Thirteen-stone woman breaks leg after trying to blow birthday candles out using her ass
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(91)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
48-hour Internet outage plunges nation into productivity. Lack of Fark blamed
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(58)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Billboard of nude woman with four breasts being milked like a cow designed to disturb (w/pic)
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(230)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clark urges ABC to fire Rush
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(873)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cop tricks churchgoers into sex acts, tells them it was an undercover sting operation
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(99)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Traffic stop leads to man being shot in the ass
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
You no longer need your employer's permission to get married in China
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cheerleader hazing ritual: Lotsa alcohol and oral sex
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(282)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Legislators did not realize how ridiculous their own liquor laws were until they had to plan for a party
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(128)
 
(LVSun)
 
 
 
Woman sues casino after her husband gambles away $80k
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(73)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Today's school shooting brought to you by Sacramento, CA
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(167)
 
(Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
"[Bustamante's sister] strapped on a burrito to her loins and called for white men to come up on stage and take a bite..."
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(147)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Study shows only one in 10 students does more than an hour of homework per night
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(188)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norway lifts its ban on forbidden films, releasing such classics as Robocop2, New Jack City and the works of Steven Seagal from censorship
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(96)
 
(The New Orleans Channel)
 
 
 
Serial-snuggler surrenders to police. Will now get all the snuggling he wants
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men's brains really are clogged up with semen
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(258)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Planetariums upgrade their laser shows and begin playing music other than "Dark Side of the Moon"
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(126)
 
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
Tavern owner worried that new drunk-driving law will encourage people to drink less. Well, duh
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(154)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rapper C-Murder convicted of murder
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(395)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Drunk driver caught napping in fast lane with rifle
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fleeing burglar crashes through ceiling, gets shot by naked woman
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(171)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: If Fark advertised in the Yellow Pages...
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas fried oreos, anyone?
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(180)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rich business man threatens to "spank" nanny if she misbehaves
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(79)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese military sewage used for car wash
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eating 115 M&Ms in three minutes: Good. Doing it with chopsticks: More gooder
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(71)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
P. Diddy to run NYC marathon. Tries desperately to remain in public eye
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(91)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Wang family forces girl to have sex with dog. Your dog doesn't want tube steak
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(132)
 
(Tom Mabe)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an automated message for telemarketers to listen to when you put them on hold
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(22)
 
(Some_Dew_Freak)
 
 
 
Mountain Dew can kill. Check your safety level with this calculator
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(137)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pentagon's new blimp is 25 times size of Goodyear's
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(124)
 
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Police searching for mobile-home scammer (w/pic that makes it all worth it)
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Max" is most popular dog name in NYC. Max wants steak
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(50)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Why does bending spaghetti break it into three pieces, not two?
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(75)
 
(Coschocton Tribune)
 
 
 
ISP shut down because they were charging electicity bills to small guitar shop
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(47)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man tracks down his late father-in-law's 1978 Porsche and buys it as birthday gift for his wife
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(81)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The FTC refuses to add more numbers to the "do not call" list, so if you didn't add your phone number within the short amount of time you are out of luck
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"To become King, Gill first had to pass an oral test given by a panel of five hoboes. Many of the questions are about experiences that only a seasoned hobo would know"
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico's First Lady treated to porn slideshow at conference on treating cancer
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(54)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Iowa on the lookout for 12 jailbreaking buffalo
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(14)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman gets $100,000 after being locked in storage unit for 63 days
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(52)
 
(unsolved.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop some improbable solutions to life's greatest mysteries. Link goes to inspiration
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(117)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man bitten by rattlesnake while shopping for shoes at Wal-Mart
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farmers in the desert are angry because they can't get enough water
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(50)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Musician claims he composes "what the mushrooms sing to him." Hopefully will still be able to hear them from padded cell
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(50)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Pampers to the rescue of water-soaked books
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen has some legal trouble after beating burglar with tire iron, setting him on fire
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(186)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Space aliens are here for our toothpaste
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(44)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Why do sand particles not erode further into dust?
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(61)
 
(GhanaWeb)
 
 
 
The customer is always right, unless the manager has a knife
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(39)
 


Tue September 30, 2003
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman pleads guilty for stalking Jennifer Love Hewitt, bad taste in women
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(103)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hey hey. They're shivering in hell... Wood drives in winning run as Cubs win game one
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(153)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man involved in radio cathedral sex stunt dies
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(92)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Huffington withdraws from Cali gov race. The other 49 states too busy not caring to notice
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who air-mailed himself from New Jersey to Dallas is released
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(29)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Louie Anderson in hospital after chest pains. Doctors remove doughnut from his left ventricle
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(44)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Childhood nightmares
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(256)
 
(TTR2)
 
Video
 
Don't you just love daytime TV? Whoops, no knickers (not safe for work)
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(128)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Labor union uses nude ads in campaign to boost membership (with not-safe-for-work pic)
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Enron chief refuses to hand over documents on grounds that they prove his guilt
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(100)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Blizzard releasing new Diablo expansion: Lord of the Dance
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(39)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
They eat blood, carry disease and live in your bed. And they're making a comeback
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(77)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Many homeowner associations don't allow you to keep 200-pound pigs in your back yard
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can a giant inflatable building that looks like a hedgehog save a town?
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Son asks for car keys after 'Bama loss. Dad tries to kill son. Jailarity ensues
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(97)
 
(SunSpot.net)
 
 
 
Beer-tap artist carves custom keg pulls upon request, including one of Redskin QB Joe Theismann's nasty broken leg in '85
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gamers think real police should be brought in if their online character is mugged within a game
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(228)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Scientist tries to kill rival by hiding radioactive materials in his office
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(67)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Head cardinal: "Pope in a very bad way"
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(264)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins hospitals using creepy robots called Dr. Robot to check on patients (with pic)
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(57)
 
(CJAD)
 
 
 
"With that much dope, our drug dog almost had a stroke"
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(118)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Mass murderer expresses regret that he didn't use gasoline to kill more people
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Map to Mordor
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(163)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Infamous "Junk Man" released from jail to clean yard -- instead moves giant ass statue, items to his roof (with pic of man with head in ass statue)
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(109)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If men didn't do the stupid things they do, they would live longer than women
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brenda Warner wants Kurt traded. St. Louis hair-coloring outlets go into panic-mode
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(151)
 
(GoMemphis)
 
 
 
Plans for Interstate I-69. Cost of replacing stolen signs apparently not considered
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(91)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Chaos theory reveals why buses never show up on time
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(41)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Man cleared of drink-driving charge because microcycle was too small
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(54)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Crowd topples goalpost, man sues manufacturer for injury
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(84)
 
(LVRJ)
 
 
 
Nutjob claims ownership of moon, becomes millionaire
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(171)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that sunscreen may not prevent cancer
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(75)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Spam: This time it's personal
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(106)
 
(Some Cubs Fan)
 
 
 
It might be... it could be... it IS a Harry Caray AudioEdit
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(29)
 
(Newsfilter)
 
Boobies
 
Crissy Moran (not safe for work)
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(76)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Top 10 reasons why men cheat. Come up with some better ones (voting enabled)
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(459)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you are in charge of a high school band, don't perform "Deutschland Uber Alles", have a student run across the field waving a Nazi flag on Rosh Hashana.
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(297)
 
(NYDaily)
 
 
 
Idiot art thieves panic and destroy famous Dali painting
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(103)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Viewership of new TV season is way down. TV execs have dozens have explanations, none of which include the possibility that the shows suck
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(218)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Vampire killer murders man and eats his head. But he got his soul, so he's got that going for himself
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's boss's E.T. figure in unlikely locations. All he's seen of it for a year is odd pictures... Link leads to shots of the figure
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(124)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Stress may help you live longer. Bobby Knight expected to live forever
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(33)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Don't let the court jester handle your finances
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(21)
 
(Middle East Institute)
 
 
 
If the CIA agent's identity is so secret that it's a crime to release it, maybe it shouldn't be freely accessible on the Internet. (Scroll to last line)
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(261)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jay-Z has announced his R to the Tire M to E-ent
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(213)
 
(KSU Collegian)
 
 
 
"In Thursday's Collegian, a mug shot on Page One identified Osama bin Laden as Pat Bosco, our dean of student life"
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(31)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Kermit the Frog to co-host on Jimmy Kimmel
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(127)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
How'd you like your stogie rolled between a perfect pair of perky breasts? (not safe for work)
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(65)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola plans to use satellites to find U.S. buyers who happen to purchase special cans of Coke containing GPS
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(90)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Physical or emotional violence may mean relationship is ending
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(68)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Skateboarders on school roof dislodge deadly asbestos
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(42)
 
(newindpress)
 
 
 
William Shatner is big fan of Leonard Nimoy's nudes
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(85)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Bleeding statues turn out to have semi-rational explanation
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ashcroft's Justice Department claims it will launch "full blown investigation" of White House CIA leak, a statement believed by approximately zero people
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(515)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Woman jailed, forgets to tell anyone about the two-year-old child back at home
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(190)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Parents swap child for color TV. Asshat parents didn't even get plasma
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(124)
 
(Some Chick)
 
Weeners
 
Aussie calendar dudes (SFW)
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(82)
 
(The Chap)
 
 
 
Trouser Semaphore: For communication in noisy places
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(55)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E reviews the holiest of the holy: Chocolate-flavored marshmallow Peeps bats
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(65)
 
(NBC4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Man reports stolen horse in his granddaughter's bedroom
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(34)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Officials think people might take anti-obesity more seriously if half the doctors and nurses they see weren't such lard asses
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(55)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these schoolkids amused by a giant pineapple
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(81)
 
(technologyreview.com)
 
 
 
Ten technologies that deserve to die
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(366)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Trillian released Yahoo patch today. Non-paying members still have to wait
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(58)
 
(Some mp3 pir8e)
 
 
 
Amazingly, 838 people registered with the RIAA as mp3 pirates. In other news today, the RIAA have sued another 838 people for copyright violations today...
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(83)
 
(HoTlook)
 
Boobies
 
Thongs are good... slideshow (not safe for work)
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Space station shows humans could go to Mars
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vasectomy delays Tube commuters
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dying woman wants to be buried next to husband she killed
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian and British men swap sex stories with doctors
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(26)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Band vows to defy new law banning onstage suicide
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(160)
 


Mon September 29, 2003
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sabres sign deal with Satan
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(94)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Warrant issued for Lil' Kim for failing to appear in court on pot charges. The Smoking Gun is there
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop (another) fake Polish euro for Ebay auction
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(143)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's better than the Cirque Du Soliel show in Vegas? The Cirque Du Soliel show naked in Vegas
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(69)
 
(VOA News)
 
 
 
Iran claims enriched uranium at one of their sites must belong to another country. Also claims bag of weed belongs to Holland
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(172)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Hampshire Supreme Court declares garbage to be private
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(66)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
72-year-old man becomes fastest in his age group to run marathon in under three hours. Successfully thwarted followers by shouting "I'm going left" every few minutes
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(39)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Stolen six-foot Mr. Potato Head recovered. He's a little ripped and mashed, but is expected to make a full recovery
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(50)
 
(Some TF'er)
 
 
 
What was your best Halloween costume ever? Voting enabled. Link goes nowhere special
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(441)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
Boobies
 
Sports Illustrated holds Fresh Faces online voting contest for new models. Feel free to vote for Lauren Stengel, local hottie who lives near Fark Central (safe for work)
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
More Americans dislike golf and boxing more than they hate soccer
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(132)
 
(Toxic)
 
 
 
Vote on the most sour sour candy you have ever had (link goes to some examples)
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(142)
 
(WKKJ Radio)
 
 
 
Experts called in to check out "one of the top 10 most impressive" crop circles. In other news, construction on the new Bob Evans is coming along just fine
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(66)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
IBM expands case against SCO
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
HP's Carly Fiorina once again tops Fortune's list of Most Powerful Women. Celebrates win by firing more employees, buying more useless corporate toys
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that bad economic times may result in lower ratios of male babies being born. In other news, Lifetime predicted to be #1 TV network in 20 years
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(48)
 
(Trivial Pursuit)
 
 
 
Good ol' Trivial Pursuit now online. Could become biggest time-waster since Fark
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(74)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Septuagenarian robber chased from convenience store robbery after 17-year-old worker yells at him
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(24)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Stupid debating tricks: The most annoying things people do in debates
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(272)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Where is the strangest place you ever had sex? Link goes to Glass Fantasy.com (possibly not safe for work). Voting enabled, winner gets $100 prize from GF (contact Drew for the prize)
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(709)
 
(Zug)
 
 
 
Zug.com releases grand finale to its RIAA prank. With downloadable mp3
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(68)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New evidence shows that there are over 10 trillion earth-like planets in the universe, all with their own Starbucks franchises
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(154)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Drowsy driving now illegal in New Jersery. Naptime ensues
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(79)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
President Bush's uncle likes to give out remote-control fart machines as gifts
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(52)
 
(PetFinder)
 
 
 
All the pets you might need... from snakes to "small and furry"
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(128)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
American undertakers offer "super-size" coffins. "Would you like to fry with that?"
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(121)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
The Topless Academy Guide to Bartending (not safe for work)
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(75)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Lawsuit for mislabeled low-fat ice cream settled for more ice cream
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Six-foot tall, 150-pound Mr. Potato Head statue missing
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It is now illegal to conduct a suicide for commercial or entertainment purposes, and to host, promote and sell tickets for such an event
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit theme: A meeting of your favorite movie characters. Link goes to sound clips of Bogart
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(30)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Man discovers he has lost his licence -- lets nine-year-old kid drive to school instead
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(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Zoo in danger of extinction gets help from rock band. Unfortunately, it's Jefferson Starship
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(65)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Children named after brands. In the year 2000, 49 children were named Canon, followed by 11 Bentleys, five Jaguars and a Xerox
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(482)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists give high-heels the all clear
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(75)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Judge found drunk and disorderly in kebab shop
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(63)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australia increasing maximum weight reading for bathroom scales
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(62)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
S Club's Rachel won't lock toilet door
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(115)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man feels too drunk to drive, so he parks car to sleep it off. Cop busts him for DWI anyway
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(613)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Homestar puppet show
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(154)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
China angry after hundreds of Japanese tourists hold one hell of an orgy
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(100)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
A Kentucky Salvation Army charging homeless families to live in the shelter
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(81)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Creative ways to annoy your ex. No. 34: Marry four women at once
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(70)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
Man plans to walk through Loch Ness underwater
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(42)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Justice ministry of Indonesia wants to criminalize hummers, non-marital sex and sorcery
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(227)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Woman is angry after it took police 12 hours to respond to her 911 shooting call
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(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
David Letterman may have secretly wed his girlfriend weeks ago while media was obsessed with J-Lo and her two large asses
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(51)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Cashier tells man he can't get beer on Sunday. Man says "watch me" as he grabs a case
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(257)
 
(AP)