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Sun September 21, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Drudge)
 
NewsFlash
 
Michael Powell will resign from Bush administration Monday
source: drudgereport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart takes a break from world domination and gives you a look inside the mind of a corporate-eating machine
source: theonion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Finalists in the Moving Picture contest, vote for you favorite in the comments
source: ringo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
10 Great Workplaces for Millennials (Featured Partner)
 
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA successfully crashes a $1.5 billion spacecraft into Jupiter
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Humans in a weightless environment
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(News Tribune)
 
 
 
Unemployed, able-bodied on housing assistance whine about having to volunteer eight hours a month
source: thnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(269)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Guy plans to create mobile-home museum. Once built, will quickly become tornado-debris museum.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A new powerstation at the Arctic tip of Norway uses the tide to create power
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
iFAP: New Device Lets You Have Actual Sex With Your Tablet. So Yes, There's An App For *That* Now Too.
 
 
(Sunday Times)
 
 
 
Parliament member whips out his dildo in parliament
source: sundaytimes.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Singing passengers cause bus rollover
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Judge tosses out inmate's lawsuit for bigger meals
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Half-naked, sword-bearing and drunk is no way to go through life, son
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Man believes yoga will protect him from shark bite, hilarity ensues and Discovery Channel films it
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Conservatives are becoming disgruntled with Bush, and Farker djcragg gets quoted in a front-page story
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(349)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Inflatable snowman sends postcards home from around the world
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own "Anti-Drug" ad. Link goes to example
source: mediacampaign.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Teens no longer wondering what happens to a gas can when you put it in a bonfire
source: edinburghnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Old railcars are being used as bridges and culverts
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Brewery's 54-foot holding tanks are being repainted into the world's largest 6-pack
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
High school students make school district pass a resolution against sweatshop-made clothes
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Sunday Herald)
 
 
 
Scotland creating robot army for Pentagon overlords
source: sundayherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Some Troutstomper)
 
 
 
Team Fark about to break into top 100 for points generated with United Devices
source: grid.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Stripclub poll auctioned. Bottle of Lysol not included
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Wanting the baddest body mod in school, teen pierces his head with chunk of rebar
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Iowa State Daily)
 
 
 
Supreme Court will have to decide what the "Spirit of Satan" is in order to decide case
source: iowastatedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Some Tokyo Farkers)
 
 
 
Tokyo Fark Party pics
source: lindsey.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(ABS-CBN.com)
 
 
 
Filipino cop must explain to his employers why he was drinking beer and eating "a bitter-tasting goat delicacy" at the blessing of a videoke establishment, while on duty
source: abs-cbnnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I photoshopped a lot of turtles
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 


Sat September 20, 2003
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Municipal workers who were caught sleeping on job to be disciplined, not fired
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dallas man triggers "Amber Alert" so that police will do more to find his stolen car
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Mint stolen from a neighbor turns out to be a denture cleaner. Minty fresh death ensues
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giant's head coach Jim Fassel after getting stunned by the Cowboys
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pot plantations taking over Canandian military bases
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Spider unites Philly neighborhood, then vanishes. A dejected city checks the bottom of its shoes
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Luna the Killer Whale has been injured by boats and float planes while trying to hump them, which is perfectly legal in Canada
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Next up on the Britney Spears image makeover: The joys of public urination
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Getting breast implants increases a woman's risk of committing suicide
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Spanish fisherman tired of baiting hooks enlist military to blow everything out of the sea
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk GI tries to feed Baghdad zoo tiger, gets bitten for his trouble. Tiger gets three shots to the head for its trouble
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(363)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man pours salad oil on floor of convenience store in botched robbery attempt. Apparently didn't read "The Big Book of Things That Don't Burn"
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Tiscali)
 
 
 
Crocodiles found perching in tree
source: tiscali.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Hole-in-the-ground Kentucky town pinning economic future on the fact that it is indeed a hole in the ground
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another great pug expression to photoshop
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Grand Island Independent)
 
 
 
Nebraska men skip own weddings and receptions for Cornhusker football games
source: theindependent.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Man exposes himself at drive-up restaurant, still stays and eats after getting turned down. Later arrested at the middle school where he works
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Huron Plainsman)
 
 
 
High school students get a taste of driving under the influence in golf cart
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fake cop with fake gun killed by real cop with real gun
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Almost blind musher to compete in Iditarod with seeing-eye-dog team
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Magician to drive 12 miles blindfolded
source: thisisnottingham.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Nudists vs. sunbathers brawl ends up in court
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders with the catch of the day. Difficulty: Lack of impressive three piece suit
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Queen's horse phones 999
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Farker hockeymofo)
 
 
 
Farker hockeymofo is planning a Fark Party for Ottawa, Canada and general area, tentative date is Oct. 24th
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Everything you always wanted to know about TV -- sweeps, reruns, pilots, etc
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle is the only city with three professional sports teams that haven't won a championship for over 20 years
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's have a Vancouver Fark party. Where and when?
source: vancouver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Boston Fark Party one week from tomorrow (Saturday, 9/27)
source: zekemacneil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ancient river found flowing beneath Toronto
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Giants fan murders Dodger fan at Dodger Stadium
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(wnbc)
 
 
 
Rutgers student arrested for throwing pie in face of Israeli cabinet member; Israeli troops dispatched to destroy his dorm
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Since not enough people were in the jury pool for a Louisiana rape trial, the judge "just picked some jurors off the street"
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a stage pass for your favorite band or song. Link goes to examples
source: users.vei.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Milwaukee fark party. Suggestions for time and place?
source: milwaukee.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boy goes to class drunk and nude, friends go blind after drinking alcohol mixture
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Voulez vous couchez avec mois and other burning musical questions
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Bad Astronomy)
 
 
 
Chances are Jupiter won't explode
source: badastronomy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Buddhist monk spends seven years running in handmade sandals and praying. Probably praying for Nike endorsement
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 


Fri September 19, 2003
(BBC)
 
Boobies
 
Australians split over breastfeeding on TV. Half say it's normal and acceptable, other half want baby out of the picture for better view
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
North Korea has first ever bank robbery. Police searching for three armed men who have enough money to buy food
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Ragin' bacon as 800 pigs escape onto I-40 in Oklahoma. Mmm... bacon
source: html.nbc5i.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In an effort to bring fans back to Bulls games, Chicago looks to add a sweaty, fat, men's dance group. (SFW pics, NSF stomach)
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Superintendent unplugs school singing group over offensive name
source: fox23news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Kitty-litter catfight reaches out-of-court settlement
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Dentist smiling again after his missing giant toothbrush is returned (with photo)
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Were Cro-Magnons biologically engineered by extraterrestrials?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Rochdale Observer)
 
 
 
Stalker chasing women on foot with his arms spread wide and shouting Bollywood songs attracts more cops than lovers
source: rochdaleobserver.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Cost of amateur castration in Pittsburgh area affordable at $800
source: postgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Froggy)
 
 
 
Farker froggy is always fashionably late, this time with his new Pirate name generator.
source: froggynet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd and Kevin Nealon introduce new line of SNL-themed slot machines at Palms casino, where coincidentally, Aykroyd works as a bellboy and Nealon is a janitor
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squeal like a pig and AudioEdit clips from Deliverance to make a tourism commerical for a Southern state
source: destgulch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Beer-loving supermarket ghosts caught on camera (with pics)
source: thisisdevon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(KARK.com)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone, man in Arkansas drowns while mowing yard
source: kark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL lost $300m in revenues last season because of player salaries. Owners blame lack of salary cap as opposed to lack of self-control
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York cops use pepper spray on 81-year-old woman who opened a can of whoop-ass on them
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Health officials say Chicago ambulances are "filthy." No word on why drug dealers only make it to hospital with pocket change
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
60's Playboy models. Not safe for work
source: ccfz.hu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Bristol Evening Post)
 
 
 
Man whose caravan was crushed by flying cow almost loses house down hole in garden
source: thisisbristol.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists claim to have new evidence that there is life on Mars
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Swiss man being held after offering to kill Kobe's accuser for $3 million
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic Committee intimidated by Nebraska's "Rat Olympics," forces name change
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
High school students protest cancellation of football season due to hazing involving a broomstick, pine cones and golf balls
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
College reporter enjoys summer-camp sex, writes article
source: fusion.stolaf.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Cornish Guardian)
 
 
 
Learner driver tries to prove he can drive company van, crashes into pub. Then explains, "I can't drive."
source: thisiscornwall.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun has the accident report on the Justin Timberlake fan. "The bee is unaccounted for"
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Arabic-looking passengers subject to random banning from flights, but an Average Joe with a history of rushing the cockpit allowed to fly and rush the cockpit again
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(306)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude Brazilian Amazon not virgin
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(andover townsman)
 
 
 
Officer celebrates his retirement with a felony drug arrest
source: andovertownsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman blames bad mood for setting toilet on fire
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
531-year-old barrel of wine just fine
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
60,000 fans show up in the middle of a hurricane to watch football game
source: roanoke.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Isabel unsuccessfully tries to claim NBC's Brian Williams
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man dies swimming in ocean as Isabel comes. Cause of death suspected to be stupidity
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago cops have been known to steal money from drug dealers
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Forbes.com)
 
 
 
400 richest Americans now worth $955,000,000,000. Attribute gains to hard work and clean living
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(532)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Apple slaps "explicit" label on Handel's Messiah
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
450 tons of bad chicken and turkey deemed unfit for human or pet consumption distributed across the UK. Grocery stores apparently not tipped off by seller's nickname, "Maggot Pete"
source: apnews.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
All life in our galaxy could be wiped out at any time by an enormous gamma-ray burst
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Above The Elbow)
 
 
 
Blaine-baiters of the world unite
source: abovetheelbow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Telecom boss bans email, considers himself cutting edge
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court will rehear recall delay case "en banc." That's Latin for "Hasta la vista, Davis"
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Keeping beautiful women interested
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Plane containing Dixie Chicks clips building. Sadly, fails to burst into flames and explode
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(701)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shiver me timbers, loud explosion rocks sold-out Baghdad
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Man awaiting trial for assault enters courtroom swinging a baseball bat
source: wireservice.wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Girls forced to wear skirts made of trash bags to class as punishment for coming to school in jeans rather than their uniforms
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(338)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
City pays $23,000 for toilet-bowl cleaner; unimpressed with results
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney gets in fight at David Blaine stunt site
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Elderly Scotsman is latest to confuse brake and gas pedals, overturns car at supermarket
source: thisisnorthscotland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this CEO
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
In honor of Richard McCormick's escapades, Rutgers Fark party at Red Lion Cafe tonight, 8PM. LS3's attendance mandatory
source: maps.rutgers.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Popcap)
 
 
 
YARRR. In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, waste time playing Popcap's Seven Seas
source: popcap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
For the first time since having his leg amputated three years ago, Neil Parry gets to play for San Jose State
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spam now a criminal offence in the UK. Public floggings set to make long-overdue comeback
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Express and Echo)
 
 
 
Self-defence redefined: Punching and kicking someone lying on the floor is now okay
source: thisisdevon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Want the state to pick up the tab for fixing your house? Just start pumping raw sewage into the neighbors yard, and deed the place to God
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
St. Paul man claims 15 pounds of opium found in coffin lining was for ulcers
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sunglasses with built-in camera sure to be a hit at the beach
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Tokyo Fark Party TOMORROW (Saturday the 20th), 7pm at The Clubhouse, Shinjuku.
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Calgary Fark party tonight, 8pm, Brewster's Pub in Eau Claire. How many of you cowtown farkers are still going to show up?
source: gauntlet.ucalgary.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Knight Realms)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Knight Realms dorks
source: knightrealms.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia may arm itself with nuclear weapons because the Middle East isn't enough of a bone-dry tinderbox
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(talklikeapirateday.com)
 
 
 
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR! September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
source: talklikeapirateday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(305)
 
(WNBC-TV)
 
 
 
If you back the car into a river on your drivers test, you really don't need to ask the examiner if you passed
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man dies in riding lawnmower accident. Cause of death? Drowning, of course...
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bank robber test drives 1999 Ford Coutour as a getaway car, leaves copy of license at dealership
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Knoxville News Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tennessee Governor Phil Bredesen wants to change state slogan from "Tennessee sounds good to me." What should he change it to?
source: knoxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(344)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude that when beer costs less, college students buy more of it
source: health24.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Home drenched in airplane waste actually victim of nervous duck poop
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman finds human tooth in can of Campbell's soup; files lawsuit against company, Andy Warhol
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bear breaks into home twice, steals TV, DVD player, beer
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
When forging $2.5 trillion in government bonds, don't use a cheap old inkjet printer and remember that "dollars" is spelled with two Ls
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(42)
 


Thu September 18, 2003
(Excite)
 
 
 
All major computer manufacturers being sued because they store their files in "binary"
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(288)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Three arrested after traffic camera zooms in on coeds. "Our officer was absolutely not inappropriately following young men... The trooper was using the camera to monitor traffic and some type of criminal activity"
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(55)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum won't be nude in Playboy because the cover won't be in black and white
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(80)
 
(Some Mad Scientist)
 
 
 
Georgia Tech scientist wants to send robotic dragonflies to conquer Mars
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn if you AudioEdit this
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(13)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Have Hurricane Isabel stories? Share them here
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(204)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Photoshopped "ghost" photo leads to major-league freakout in southern India
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(99)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Soap operas urged to make their charachters live healthier lifestyles because everyone patterns their lives after the dumbass things soap charachters do
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(49)
 
(newsobserver.com)
 
 
 
Supervisor gives note to employee on payday, tells him to give it to bank teller when cashing paycheck. Handcuffs ensue
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker undorgre's roommate eating White Castle burgers after a night of drinking
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(153)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
FBI agents arrest man in Florida with 1,021 blank birth certificates stolen from Bureau of Vital Statistics in Puerto Rico
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(38)
 
(US Press)
 
 
 
Hurricane Isabel: Wyoming residents refuse to evacuate
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(71)
 
(Pittsburgh Trib)
 
 
 
When painting graffiti on a railroad underpass, look for trains
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(79)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Highway to Hell" found. Strangley enough, it's in Saskatchewan
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(64)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Call for video submissions of dumbass TV reporters standing on beach in winds of Isabel extra points if reporter actually knocked down by high winds
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Science of Harry Potter explained
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(59)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brits and Yanks duke it out in Crazy Isabela Wind Tunnel stamina contest, Brits Ahead.
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(39)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police ask non-evacutating East Coast residents to write their names in permanent marker on forearm for easier identification
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: Wine-drinking women not only easier, but more fertile
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(43)
 
(Western Gazette)
 
 
 
Christians protest against book in which Jesus calls the Virgin Mary "a frigid bitch"
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(345)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Donut-loving cheetah on the loose in Vancouver
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(65)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Mt. Rushmore says to hell with South Dakota, plans move
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(45)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested on same charge, 42 minutes after release
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(38)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Man crashes car after bee with good taste flies into his mouth during his rendition of Justin Timberlake's "Rock Your Body"
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ancient rodent the size of a buffalo found; surprisingly not in Manhattan
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(62)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Census says families with kids replacing retirees in Florida
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(69)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Maurice Clarett charged with falsifying an insurance claim. His judge? Woody Hayes' son
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(98)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Press gets a tongue-lashing from angry astronomers over recent Armageddon scares
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(56)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Man volunteers for police line-up, thinks cop's sandwiches are for the volunteers so shares them out. Hilarity ensues
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(211)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Lingerie models to raise money to buy homeless new underwear
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(66)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Officials say tropical fish are likely culprits in house fire
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(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Residents crying fowl over steroid-injected roosters crowing around the clock, lifting cars. Claim they're being henpecked
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(39)
 
(Zug.com)
 
 
 
One way to fight back against the RIAA (ironically, MP3s not included)
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A legal precident has been set -- judge determines Creed does not suck
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(375)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Combine two or more sports into one
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(161)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
If Betty Page was a masochist: Dita Von Tease (not safe for work)
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(125)
 
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Fortune paid by museum for "Penis Plate" (with pic)
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(84)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man claims First Amendment right to have huge piles of garbage in his yard
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(184)
 
(Arkansas NBC)
 
 
 
Man loses in race for uncontested school board seat after nobody votes for him
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(81)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"On the job training is standard in most place, and this can prove a real handful. Or a mouthful for the less fortunate"
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(87)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegians adopt Florida election techniques
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(44)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Ohio State football officials trying to determine which player sought to sell his pants on eBay
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates giving $51 million to New York City to create a new race of super nerds
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(114)
 
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Dentist gives Oscar the Otter a root canal, cleaning; suggests flossing every day
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"This is the dream -- we're going to get this sensational footage of the giant squid trying to do obscene things with the camera"
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(61)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Before going to a sperm bank, three days of no sex, no alcohol, no hot baths or showers and no pills
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Animal welfare officers discover 244 dogs, 16 parrots, seven cats, a rabbit and a chinchilla from small house in England. Partridge in a pear tree still missing
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(40)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Youth pastor with his teenage girlfriend in the trunk of his car stopped at the border. Hilarity ensues
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(136)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Absurdly bad service is no excuse for beating up staff
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(45)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Steinbrenner says he will retire if the Yankees win the World Series this year
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(86)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who has been banned from driving for life eight times says he only drives drunk
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(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Share your story about losing your virginity (voting enabled)
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(851)
 
(Daily Interlake)
 
 
 
While there is a hurricane on the east coast, Montana is expecting two to six inches of snow
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(33)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Dazed, lumbering giant tries to open plane doors in mid-air
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reuters uses MS Paint to prepare ugly-ass graphic of world-eating Hurricane Isabel. Farkers: Prepare a better "doom is upon us" graphic
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(121)
 
(Sunjournal.com)
 
 
 
Boy arrested for stealing two 12-packs of beer after he crashed the getaway bicycle
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(35)
 
(this is north scotland)
 
 
 
World's oldest genitals found in Scotland
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(58)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your submissions for the first ever Fark Moving Picture. Win $1000 for designing a moving-picture promotion for this new website. Finalists to be chosen in the next few days
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(55)
 
(Metro Pulse)
 
 
 
Soldiers' superior asks him to repaint an Iraqi water tower. Never ask a Vol fan to paint anything (with pic)
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(191)
 


Wed September 17, 2003
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Name your dog "Naked." Then pledge to walk naked around your neighborhood if you lose bets
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(76)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Famous last words: "We are definitely staying put through Isabel in our trailer"
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(88)
 
(The Islander)
 
 
 
Remote Ascension Island not safe from lawn-gnome liberators. Scroll down for story. In other news, someone stole Drew's lawn gnome again this weekend
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(29)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
L.A. Times caught faking another pro-democratic poll
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(345)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: What would things be like if the real world mimicked the cartoon world? (or vice versa)
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(197)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hello Kitty" cabs now in Tokyo. Bukkake cabs still trying to get license
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(52)
 
(News Tribune)
 
 
 
Driving drunk? No problem -- if you are president of Rutgers University
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(90)
 
(Desert News)
 
 
 
College freshman builds nuclear fusion reactor from spare parts
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(129)
 
(north devon journal)
 
 
 
Parrot suffers panic attacks when geese fly over home -- twice a day for a year
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virus that causes the common cold may have been identified
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(49)
 
(NOAA.gov)
 
 
 
Why we don't try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYSE board members force Chairman Grasso to resign because they paid him too much
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(65)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Best use for 200 acres used for testing pesticides for 40 years: Build a public high school on it
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(35)
 
(Valley Independent)
 
 
 
Man who was riding panty-decorated bike arrested for humping a rock; swears it was consensual
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(75)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Lawyers in rape case claim university should have known football player, despite having no criminal record, was a danger to females, because "student athletes commit a disproportionate number of sexual assaults on university campuses"
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(164)
 
(PBase)
 
Boobies
 
Party girls in Copenhagen (not safe for work)
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(138)
 
(north devon journal)
 
 
 
Man clears toxic weeds to stop someone being poisoned, poisons himself
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Extinct marsupial and relative to koalas weighed 2.5 tons, ate leaves, probably didn't sit in trees
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(24)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Horny moose jousts with hammocks and swing sets
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jailed rugby player may play final match with electronic tag
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
President Bush says no evidence of Saddam Hussein's involvement in 9/11
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(837)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Non-citizen U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq granted posthumous citizenship. Those that return alive get deported
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. government spends $53 million to market new $20 bill that you really have no choice in using or not
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(104)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Christians concerned proposed bill to include gays in hate-crime protection will make the Bible illegal
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(217)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hi-tech devices use the Internet to tell you if grandpa has used the crapper today
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(27)
 
(this is north scotland)
 
 
 
Couple opt to travel from wedding ceremony by canoe, get drenched by waves
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(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study proves men are psychologically pre-programmed to want to bang every woman they see
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(225)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Three Detroit 20-year-olds save stranger's life in classic Ridley Scott scenario
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(168)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman who ran escort agency unaware that any of her 450 employees were hookers
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(43)
 
(Local6)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gunman holds Tennessee class hostage
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(162)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Purple People Eater nabs Sheb Wooley at age 82
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(54)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Giant star photographed swallowing three planets (with pics)
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(88)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
AT&T CEO has to stand in his driveway when he wants to make call from home
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(86)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Real-life bionic man from 1980's now has "a maze of broken, corroding, electrical wires embedded in his paralyzed legs, suffering infections and needing operations every few months"; sues government for $5 million
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(85)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazilian buttheads ban boobies from beer ads
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(30)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Urban crocodiles on the rise in Singapore. You can tell the urban ones by their stylish clothing and lack of manners
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(20)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The "birth dearth." The world may not be so overpopulated after all
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(105)
 
(Some RISC Server)
 
 
 
Photoshop an ad that uses false advertising. Link goes to example
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(81)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Singapore targets late wedding guests with government campaign
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(14)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Angela Taylor, not safe for work
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(129)
 
(Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Sister of man arrested 177 times says he was "set up to fail"
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(48)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian video vending machines offer a tough choice -- Disney or porn?
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Emphasis on multiculturalism and cultural diversity is getting in the way of proper educations
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(336)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit clips from Cool Hand Luke. Let's leave Guns 'n Roses out of this, shall we?
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RJ Reynolds coughs up 40 percent of its workforce
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(62)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you lost a penis in Australia, the police are looking for you
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(60)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Top tips for virgins about to get jiggy with it
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(200)
 
(this is north scotland)
 
 
 
Courier delivers phone while recipient is on holiday, leaves it in wheelie bin. Helpful neighbour puts bin out for collection
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Flashback: Brit general stops Wes Clark "from starting WWIII"
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(310)
 
(this is lincolnshire)
 
 
 
Drunk mistakes pizza delivery man for burglar, attacks him with baseball bat
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(56)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Drunken motorist claims spiritual immunity when traffic police stop him, says he is Pope John Paul II
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(47)
 
(Purdue Exponent)
 
 
 
Guy writes school newspaper asking cross-dressing gay classmates to stop giving him boners
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(135)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Tardie kids flown to school by Grandpa. Hilarity ensues
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(102)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Girls are catching up to boys in the broken-arm race
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(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron flashes her panties. The Sun is there (SFW)
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(119)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
In Norway, political careers start with teenage nudity
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(33)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Seventy-year-old grandma sues Eminem for copyright infringement
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(82)
 
(Snopes)
 
Weeners
 
Lesson for the day: When your roommate's pissed off at you, it's best not to let her take naked pictures of you... especially if she has Internet access (not safe for work)
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(313)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New fashion trend: Cocktail waitress uniforms
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(58)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Japan's divorce rate soars due to loss of breakup stigma
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(37)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man finds long lost brother via sale of cookie jar on eBay
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(68)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looking for plywood to protect your house from Hurricane Isabel? Try Iraq
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(71)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you're fat and drunk, make sure you'll fit through bathroom window before trying to climb though
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
L.A. bans lap dances in strip clubs. Still safe to do at hotdog stands
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(167)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
College students short on beer money decide to print some at home. Hilarity ensues
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(72)
 
(Smith.edu)
 
 
 
College's fine arts center has restrooms as functional art
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(41)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
2004 U.S. presidential election could hinge on how candidates react to the extraterrestrial issue
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(74)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
McDonald's markets adult Happy Meals, exercise book included
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(94)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
AOL Time Warner to officially drop AOL from its name today
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(99)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New Saddam tape released today. "It has a good rhythm, but you still can't dance to it."
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(51)
 
(Aberdeen Express)
 
 
 
Soccer players' argument over lipstick ends in bottle assault
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(105)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Honda pulls ad after critics say it promotes suicide
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(118)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Cops raid wrong home, taser man in front of wife, child
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(179)
 
(Derby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Swiss farmer drives tractor over man, then reverses back over him again
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(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bystanders in stitches as locksmiths resort to coat hangers after locking keys in work van
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this samurai that is disturbing on many levels
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(122)
 
(Winona Daily News)
 
 
 
City considers allowing bow hunting for deer within city limits
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(54)
 
(Army Corps of Engineers)
 
 
 
North Carolina storm surge inundation maps. Your dog wants inside
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
John Ritter's sitcom to continue, death of father to be written in
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(139)
 
(cutting edge)
 
 
 
Galileo spacecraft to ignite Jupiter, create new star "Lucifer"
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(169)
 
(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Tokyo Fark Party, September 20, 7pm
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld says there's no link between the Iraq regime and 9/11
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(766)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Japanese cook wins "Best Pizza" contest at Naples pizza festival. Dozens of Italian cooks begin sashimi revenge recipes
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(61)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
World's most annoying celebrity chef apologises for wearing t-shirt with terrorist organisation's name on
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Halifax Fark Party, v3.0
source: zekemacneil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jury awards man $2 million after being fired for missing work
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(169)
 
(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Have a cup of coffee with your fellow Farkers on Sunday mornings in Racine, Wisconsin
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(92)
 


Tue September 16, 2003
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Forecasters have actually been right so far on predicting Isabel
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(91)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
German pole vaulter exposes hidden g-string to judges after bad call. Hilarity ensues
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(45)
 
(Tila's Hotspot)
 
Boobies
 
Asian hottie Tila Nguyen has free pics, kittens surrender. (Not safe for work)
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(104)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft should be liable for damages due to software bugs
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(172)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop the pope getting help with his skull cap
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(112)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dads & Daughters Against Thongs, or "I hate my father for making me go along with this stupid stuff"
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(145)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Boston College football coach writes open letter to students asking them to behave
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(48)
 
(via slashdot)
 
 
 
The other nine "Worst Jobs in Science" (fart-smelling scientists rank No. 1)
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Half the states could see challenges to election equipment if recall delay stands and ACLU doesn't like the winner of an election
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(221)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Duct taping students to a 400-pound "E" considered dangerous
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
States going bankrupt, economy in freefrall, war in Iraq and Afghanistan. Congresswoman spends her time campaigning to get french fries and french toast back in Congressional cafeteria
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(239)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
"Annoying neighbor" faces prison for junky yard (with pic of giant ass statue)
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just in time for Hurricane Isabel, Red Cross announces that its Disaster Relief Fund is empty
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(100)
 
(California Coastal Commission)
 
 
 
Get down to this year's California Coastal Cleanup Day on Saturday. Last year's haul included: Cache of Playboy magazines, half of a Led Zepp album and a pit bull chained to a tree (scroll down). Come one, come all
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(77)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Can a car loop the loop? Answer makes you dizzier than actually doing it
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(135)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
If you swap kiddie porn on a rented computer, be sure to delete your files before returning the machine to the rental company
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(100)
 
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Georgia to consider total smoking ban in all public places. Citizens can now sit back and welcome new robot overlords
source: macon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(608)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Comedian fails to win over audience by exposing penis -- painted red, white and blue -- on stage. Blames town for not being patriotic
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Due to lack of flags, students in Minnesota pledging allegiance to the Sony Trinitron
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(133)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Man prepares for hurricane by testing generator, proceeds to burn down house
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republican Senate defies President Bush, blocks ruling that would allow big businesses greater media control
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(301)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Top 10 kinkiest sex locales
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(320)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Woman holding purple dildo frozen in shock as boss walks in, introduces her to co-worker
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(260)
 
(this is kent)
 
 
 
Intelligent sofa will speak to you and order your Chinese food based on how fat you are when you sit down
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(53)
 
(Chico ER.)
 
 
 
Man robs bank, returns to same bank later that day to deposit his loot
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(61)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Confidential health records end up as props in children's television show. Next week's episode to feature Grover reading bank statements
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(25)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Jokers install portable toilet at fake bus stop (with pic)
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to cut power and water lines to David Blaine's tank
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(119)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Cocaine dealer cuts product with dandruff
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The International Cremation Federation looks forward to the death of Baby Boomers
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Brits start analysing why David Blaine is so boring. Discover it's because he's so boring
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Teenager makes parents follow Beckhams to Spain
source: thisisdevon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clark to announce presidential bid tomorrow
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(847)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Grocery owner posts customers names on marquee who bounce checks. Not worried about being sued. "If you can't pay a $25 check, how can you pay a lawyer?"
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(174)
 
(This Is Derbyshire)
 
 
 
Man flies back to UK from Spain after mother falls ill. Still beats ambulance to her
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(58)
 
(dailyrecord.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of attacking policewoman arrives in court wearing lipstick, eyeliner, mascara, a gemstone pendant, hooped ear-rings, black handbag, ladies' trouser suit. Asks reporters not to take photographs
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Meet the master of cheating at slot machines
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(97)
 
(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
Naked man steals purse. Woman takes it back while he puts his clothes back on
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(21)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Think your job stinks? Try smelling people's farts to determine potentially critical medical symptoms
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(69)
 
(rockymusic.org)
 
 
 
Let's all do the Time Warp again
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(22)
 
(An angry tenant)
 
 
 
Farker Joey JoJo JS just got denied his tenant deposit on frivilous cleaning charges. What can he do to get it back? Link goes nowhere, voting enabled
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(255)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Stoners say medicinal MJ in Canada is "unsuitable for human consumption"
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(152)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
APOD presents an incredible view of the hurricane that's going to destroy the East Coast
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(163)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Coders baffled by satisfied client
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(63)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mooning the royal family of Monaco does not win friends and influence people
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(29)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger shocked that women half his age are rejecting him
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(94)
 
(Some Farking Calgarian)
 
 
 
Calgary Fark Party -- IT'S ON. This Friday, September 19th, 8pm at the Eau Claire Brewster's. Nobody admitted without pants
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
London taxicabs roll onto U.S. roads. Crisis involving yellow-and-black Geo Metros averted
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(53)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Grill manufacturer includes exploding thermometers with each purchase
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(25)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Solar flares on steroids. IOC to demand drug testing
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(21)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
State of Arkansas to grade kids on obesity
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Womens soccer league folds after four seasons. Idea of shirts vs. skins games to revitalize league thrown out
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(93)
 
(Knoxnews)
 
 
 
Scientists can make you bullet proof. Looking for test subjects to make sure
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(58)
 
(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
80's Flashback: Milton Bradley's Dark Tower game
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(106)
 
(Hellonearth.net)
 
 
 
Live suicide to take place at rock concert
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(194)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Football mascot draws 15-yard penalty for trying to kiss the ref
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cheeky monkeys stage coup in Kenya. Cheeky monkey pix included
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(32)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman attacks husband with butcher knife after being told Hurricane Isabel preparation can wait until halftime
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(74)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cross-country coach saves opposing runner's life by dislodging rock that flew into her mouth
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(44)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Parents who treated infant's illness with prayer instead of medicine get jail time
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(700)
 


Mon September 15, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for the pennant race, AudioEdit some famous baseball clips. Feel free to add your own
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(37)
 
(Paynofine.com)
 
 
 
Farker Dimensio got a trumped-up traffic ticket. How can he have the charges dropped or reduced?
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(186)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Crotchless pants face extinction in China
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(56)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek says she's still single because she has yet to meet a man with more balls than her
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(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China moves troops towards North Korean border
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(109)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
World's oldest person set to celebrate 116th birthday. Coroner on standby in case it's a surprise party
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(49)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Kids find half a cup of mercury. Hilarity ensues
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(130)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man's Infiniti Q-45 requires de-kittening
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(70)
 
(ZWire)
 
 
 
Mother of expelled student argues that oral sex on the bus is not mentioned in written policies and should not be considered unacceptable behavior
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(226)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New evidence that a comet or asteroid did NOT kill the dinosaurs
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(117)
 
(The Crimson White)
 
 
 
Strip traffic camera follows pedestrians. Zooms in on boobs, butts
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman finds eyeball in mailbox
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(106)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
What causes feedback in a guitar or microphone?
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(109)
 
(Future Guy)
 
 
 
Help me, Obi-Wan! Sci-fi reality is almost here. Holographic images like seen in Star Wars are a reality today
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Playboy.com wants Wal-Mart's sexiest assets to roll back their clothes and pose nude
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(189)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop 8 coming soon. Present some unlikely new features
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(151)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man beaten to death for stealing laundry
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(175)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nazis of the Corn
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(127)
 
((Commission on Children At Risk)
 
 
 
New scientific findings recommend that our society pay considerably more attention to young people's moral and spiritual needs
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(197)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Are NASA's human shuttle flights worth the risk?
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(194)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Penis-enlargement pills contain a less-than-sexy dose of bacteria and other contaminants
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(106)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Lou Diamond Phillips looks back on career. Surprised to see he's been in 40 movies and nominated for Tony award
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(81)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Be vewwy quiet -- it's gator season
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(44)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Tip-off fingers chainsaw insurance scammers
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Listing hobbies like "sword collecting" or "drinking" on your resume could prevent your being hired
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(125)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Giant flying pig carved out of 26,666 bars of Ivory soap (with photos)
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's most diminutive dictionary returned to its original domicile
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(42)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Two women set world record for teeter-tottering
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(69)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Two old guys pose as students at high school to see if anyone notices; cops do. Jailarity ensues
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(121)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman returns home to discover house covered in airplane poop
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(77)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Boogers, butt-cracks, elevator farting to figure heavily in new reality show
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Appeals court says to California regarding recall vote, "Nuh-uh." Snaps fingers sassily
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(604)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fidel Castro holding his award for his work on education
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(154)
 
(this is north scotland)
 
 
 
Ford under fire over pigeon deaths
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(71)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy given bodyguard after being attacked by bullies
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(212)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Saudis find fire a more efficient way of killing prisoners: 67 dead with a three guard bonus
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(59)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
HP buys luxury jets as a reward to execs for laying off staff and outsourcing jobs
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(343)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
How much to tip baffles even scholars
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(211)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Error" sends bank files to Ebay
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(43)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Nutjob predicts major earthquake for Tokyo on Tuesday or Wednesday. Japanese media writes article on him. Hilarity sure to ensue
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(55)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Woman who made Caesar Salad dressing a household name dies at age 75. Will be blended with herbs and spices into a creamy taste sensation and buried with croutons
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(60)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Manitoba government having second thoughts about bulk ordering 40,000 fruit-flavoured condoms for prisoners. Pound-me-in-the-ass-prison just got a little sweeter
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(50)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Police curious after teen discovered stuck up to his armpit in cigarette machine
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Latin hotness: Sofia Vergara (probably not safe for work)
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hangovers hit women harder
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(139)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
For years, MIT math geeks have created a small, rotating army of expert card-counters that has raked in millions from Vegas casinos
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(107)
 
(click 10)
 
 
 
Canadian prison wants fruity-flavored condoms for inmates
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woah! New Internet technology testbed
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(44)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
If you crash your car into a tree while having your nipples cut off and your wrists and ankles bound with duct tape, it must be a suicide
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Things are pretty wacky on the University of Arizona campus if police blotter is any indication
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(84)
 
(Red vs Blue)
 
 
 
Two Red vs Blue videos in one day. Scroll down for second video
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(33)
 
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Russian teacher plans to start mass-milking rabbits
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(57)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Horse spooked by starter pistol, sets pace in marathon
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