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Sun September 14, 2003
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old kids just don't know how to handle their alcohol these days
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(60)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Paranoid North Koreans see Australian-led naval exercise in Coral Sea as an act of "military provocation"World atlas surrenders
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(128)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
PETA attempts to stop Cabarrus County Fair attraction by complaining that pigs are not designed to swim. Of course not, they're designed to be eaten. Yum
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(176)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Patriot Act being used against common criminals. Pipe bombs are now WMD. Methamphetamine is a "chemical weapon"
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(566)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Valve's STEAM service is collecting Kazaa info from its users (paranoia cha cha cha)
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(131)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Sweden says no to Euro
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(149)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Take one air marshal, several airline passengers, an annoying bible-thumper and some duct-tape. Confine on an aircraft between Hawaii and LAX. Wait for ensuing hilarity
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(89)
 
(Some Chem Student)
 
 
 
University chem students figure out how to make homemade silly putty
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(66)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Homeless are now going high-tech, with cellphones and email
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(242)
 
(NBC24)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda, its a weeners. And apparently this nurse is measuring something... (Caption is worth a read)
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(70)
 
(BostonHerald.com)
 
 
 
Police tie suspect to murder because he was the only naked man standing on the street
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers slowmoriot and cloudpuff are getting married next week. Wish them well (link goes to where they met)
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(101)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man launches $10,000 into air at mall. Twelve injured
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(90)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jacko is "hot stuff" in bed, but must wear makeup and keep the lights off
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judas Priest reunites. Sequel to "Rock Star" in the works
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(85)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Stop spraying graffiti. You have 15 seconds to comply
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(66)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today is Farker Scraping-Fetus-Off-The-Wheel's birthday, he's in Iraq, lets give him a Farkworthy card
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(178)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Serena and Venus Williams' older sister fatally shot in L.A. suburb
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(112)
 
(Amateur Photog)
 
 
 
Say hello to amateur bikini babe Aleksandra. Photographed by farker Beavertooth.Safe for work
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(142)
 
(DOL.GOV)
 
 
 
Dept. of Labor offers free tribute DVD about 9/11 Ground Zero volunteers
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(87)
 
(wavy.com)
 
 
 
Wild hog attacks bicycle rider in Hong Kong. Bacon escapes
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY Daily News Dining Hall of Shame: Roaches, mouse droppings, thick black layer of grime and more. Now that's good eating
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(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia beheads marijuana smuggler, says no potheads allowed (41)
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(265)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker metamax getting his ass kicked by farkette CarolynLibrarian
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(110)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
World gripped with fear and sadness as People magazine reports the J. Lo and Ben have broken up for good
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Actual article about guy with flying cheeseburger pissing off David Blaine (w/ pic)
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(161)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vet students break world record for dog washing. Still no cure for dog cancer
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man makes a living by charging small fee to let stressed-out bar patrons beat the crap out of him
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(50)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dalai Lama takes psych test at MIT. Undergrads strain to copy off his answer sheet
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(55)
 
(McIGN)
 
 
 
McDonald's has taken over IGN.com's website. Photoshop other potential website takeovers and the corporate entity that would do it
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(118)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Schoolgirls overpower butt-groping official who said 'I have problems in my private life and did it to relieve the stress' in his defense
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(52)
 
(Modbee.com)
 
 
 
George Harrison's custom-made Fender guitar auctioned for $434,750
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(67)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Researchers calculate power of a single brain in terms of memory capacity. Greater than all the computers ever made. Marvin surrenders
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(147)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
15th ranked Notre Dame manages to score an impressive 0 points against U of Michigan. Knute Rockne, touchdown Jesus, and Rudy surrender
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans being held by FARC do not want any rescue attempts
source: voanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And Now For Something Completely Different: A Broadway musical version of Monty Python & the Holy Grail
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(50)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Medical experts noticing spike in women suffering from hair loss. Either that or they're copying the male trend of shaving entire head bald to look hip
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(75)
 
(Some Calgarian)
 
 
 
Any interest in a Calgary (Alberta, Canada) Fark Party? Come for the Beef, stay for the Fark
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(173)
 


Sat September 13, 2003
(twincities.com)
 
 
 
Parents push for transcendental meditation in schools with low test scores and discipline problems
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(58)
 
((Some Queen's University Student)
 
 
 
Farkette just bought first Atari, needs game suggestions, lingo to sound cooler
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(278)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are planning to build an elevator reaching thousands of miles into space
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(some noodle dude)
 
 
 
The Ramen noodle bible, we all have been saved.
source: www-personal.umich.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have you hugged your geek today? Sept 13 is Programmer's Day
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(143)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skynet decides to call itself Galileo, 4th seal unavailble for comment
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create (some actually decent) AIM buddy icons. (Link goes to buddy icon site)
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(214)
 
(Some file sharer)
 
 
 
Which p2p software is the most secure? Link goes to an example
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(263)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
Belgian toddler walks four miles to play with toys
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(33)
 
(Thesouthern.com)
 
 
 
Nashville's Jordan Fark hit 37-yard field goal with 1:26 left to seal 36-27 win
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(30)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
Back to school with Stephanie (not really safe for work)
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(54)
 
(Shortnews)
 
 
 
People try to kill '50 Cent' again, dodges 10 bullets. Guy just wont die, identity of superman has been questioned..
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(250)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Indiana Governor Frank O'Bannon dead after stroke
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(108)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Do you support your listener supported radio station? Well you should
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(85)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Flyers for FCUK perfume raising real stink among consumers who can't read very well
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now, we're using even more Sun to feed our alcohol habit- it presses grapes and corks bottles.
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Semi-clad young beauty queens suffer unprecedented defeat at the hands of fully-dressed grandmothers in Italian TV ratings battle
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(26)
 
(lacrossetribune.com.)
 
 
 
Man accused of handing out t-shirts with a naked photo of his ex-girlfriend on the back
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(63)
 
(dailytimes.com)
 
 
 
Italian creates pizza-scented bubble bath and soap lotion. Mmmmm... pizza
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A 10 year old girl swimming in Jim Jim Waterhole at Kakadu National Park, fights off croc attack to live another day
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(33)
 
(UncleMelon.com)
 
 
 
How to pickup a really hot babe. A step-by-step guide to sweet success
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(99)
 
(Post & Courier)
 
 
 
Summerville, SC high school coach becomes the only man to ever win 500 games. College, NFL leagues surrender
source: charleston.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(twincities.com)
 
 
 
"Diminutive superstar" Prince made the list of nominees for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's 2004 ballot
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(101)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The Mystery of the Russian Titanic
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(31)
 
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Man, 52, goes to dentist, refused treatment because he's dead
source: thisisdevon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Bon Jovi "greatest hits" CD to feature each song, plus completely reworked version
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(115)
 
(This Is Bath)
 
 
 
Ghosts can drink beer
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(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police, in addition to referees, are also giving out yellow cards, this time to drunk soccer fans
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Quick-thinking neighbors fetch trampoline to help woman and nephew escape burning house. Bear unavailable for comment
source: oscnewsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
ABC may continue "8 Simple Rules" with Ritter character killed off and replaced by Uncle Fonzie
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Bowie admits doing so many drugs he now can't remember his lyrics
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Some GSU student)
 
 
 
Farker mls_co2002's university just revamped their webpage. Still sucks. Can you make it better?
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(84)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
European satellite photographs an enormous oil fire over Iraq (cool pics)
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Beatles won't let it be, sue Apple Computers over trademark infringement for selling music
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney on "Worst Dressed" list, "Best Boobies" list
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Cincinnati Post)
 
 
 
Ohio ratifies 14th Amendement
source: cincypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Underwater evidence of Stone-Age settlements found off coast of England
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Fucked Company)
 
 
 
Picture of the wrecked $230,000,000 satellite at Lockheed Martin
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(139)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study links college binge-drinking to marketing. College binge-drinkers say yeah, that's it, marketing
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Una! Oprah!)
 
 
 
The new Kill Bill trailer is up. Watch Uma kick some Japanese schoolgirl ass.
source: neoflux.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
What American "accent" is the best? Southern? Boston? New Yawk? Link goes to a Boston-phile
source: stolendream.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(430)
 


Fri September 12, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Only an AudioEdit will tell
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(27)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bill Cosby at a Baylor University concert
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(145)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ontario politicians eat kittens, originate from other worlds
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ten greatest pennant races ... OF ALL TIME!
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some UK Farker)
 
 
 
David Blaine zapped by loyal farkers (pics by lindseyp). Post any other pics/video/news links in this thread
source: lindsey.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cheney's Haliburton Corp's no-bid contracts in Iraq now exceed $2 billion -- and rising
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(384)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Feraniminal Lycanthropizer, available for rent at Fark parties everywhere
source: physicsroom.org.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Device that turns Gameboy Advance into videophone currently in testing
source: gamespot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Family agrees little boy killed stepmother and sister with witchcraft, beat him and throw him on the street
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
List of cities with the best-looking people. In other news, San Diego apparently has low concentration of Farkers
source: channels.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Draiman of Disturbed bashes RIAA
source: launch.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two teens steal powerboat for trip to Cuba
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hole in ozone layer over Antarctica sets new record (with pic)
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Some Asian Guy)
 
 
 
All manly men rejoice! The Bruce Lee Master Collection shall be released on DVD October 14th. All hail the king. WAAAA!
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Fishermen catch quarter-ton, eight-foot halibut -- may be largest ever (with photo)
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Aussie)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what things would look like at light speed?
source: anu.edu.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(heraldsun)
 
 
 
Copycats already starting in neck-bomb robbery scheme
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Maxim Mag UK links Fark on site and in weekly newsletter
source: maxim-magazine.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun is there with the police report on the guy who passed the $200 bill (w/pic of said bill)
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(78)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bruce Springsteen at Fenway Park
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(The Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Two months later, police discover that they've released photo of bank customer, not the robber
source: charleston.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(news-observer.com)
 
 
 
NC copy of Bill of Rights stolen by Union soldier during Civil War. Antiques dealer shows up with it, offers to sell it. State threatens to put man in jail. Dealer agrees to "donate" it back to state
source: news-observer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Bees don't like sitting through elementary choir programs, either
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Five hundred pounds of marijuana found in car not belonging to Nate Newton
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Four out of five men don't want to see women's thongs. In other news, four out of five men are lying (with pic)
source: thisislincolnshire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(268)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Requiring a license to surf the Internet could prevent the spread viruses
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Store owner thinks he may have given away lotto ticket worth $21 million to unruly customer after they made up
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yet another difference between Jewel and The Who: Jewel cancels tour due to death of bass player
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Walt Disney and Salvador Dalí started making a film together in the 40's. Disney's now finishing it
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(D&C)
 
 
 
City crews tear down wrong building, pledge to actually check map in the future
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Is poking a knife into the toaster really dangerous?
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(98)
 
(Traverse City Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
Bumpkins threaten armed standoff if their double-wide is touched by the guvmint
source: record-eagle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(333)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man who froze his wife's body in the backyard for six years in hopes of curing her hadn't "thought out the technology"
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(News and Observer)
 
 
 
Visit by state auditor's office finds NC museum workers drinking beer and wine on the job
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ice-cream-loving ballerina too heavy for ballet partners to lift
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
New weapon against speeding drivers will flash a smiley face to careful drivers and a frowning face to speeders. Speeders said to be quaking in their boots
source: thisisnorthscotland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Drinking Swedish Carlsberg makes you glow in the dark
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hard Rock Cafe coming to Detroit. Menu includes "Detroit style" chicken, served face down in a pool of its own blood
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(154)
 
(The Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Oil rig collapses in Gulf of Mexico. Gas prices to increase by $.50 a gallon
source: sunherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Scientists discover modern life is less stressful than jungle living
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.N. Security Council lifts sanctions against Libya
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Unemployed man worried about losing benefits wasn't worried enough to be too proud to interview at sex shop
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Al-Jazeera)
 
 
 
Comical Ali to appear on TV again next week
source: aljazeerah.info   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First-date tips for the ladies from the museum of sex: Take off your panties in the bathroom and drop them on his plate on the way back to the table
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(263)
 
(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man jailed for starting fire to avoid sex
source: thisisbath.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Casper Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Using a camera battery and a Band-Aid, man stranded on mountain rigs dead cell phone to summon help
source: trib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man who was secretly married to two women for two decades now bankrupt after divorces
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dozens of tourists trapped in some 50 pedal-boats due to high winds
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Photoshop disgruntled Packers coach Some Guy Sherman
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(110)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Church forgets to mention that it was used as a porn film location five years ago. Five years' worth of marriages must now be re-blessed
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists measure Coldest. Temperature. Ever
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Christian Bale will be Batman in a Joel Schumacher-less film
source: aint-it-cool-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
UK Farkers Reminder: If you get a chance, zap David Blaine with laser pointers at 9pm BST tonight. Link goes to some notes
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(195)
 
(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Czech man tricked into giving girlfriend his sperm
source: thisisleicestershire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Texas finally removes "Colored" signs from courthouse restrooms; may let women vote soon
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The Man in Black" Johnny Cash dead at 71
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(741)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Letterman to be a father at 56. His heart isn't the only thing that's still pumping good.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
John Ritter, star of ``Three's Company" and "8 Simple Rules," dies of heart attack
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(395)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man prefers violent death by train to being questioned about touching a woman's body
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(36)
 
(WorldOnline)
 
 
 
Man threatens drug dealer with grenade, gets money, puts grenade into his pocket, forgets to replace pin. Hilarity ensues
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overweight women three times more likely to get pregnant while on the pill
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(103)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New batch of Garbage Pail Kids to be released, including "Harry Potty" and "Britney Spews"
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(66)
 
(This Is Nottingham)
 
 
 
Indian robot will help stressed couples with foreplay (with pic)
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker therealscrodd's mate, who just finished running the Bristol half-marathon
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(64)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Blaine's girlfriend throws eggs back at egg-throwing crowd. Farkers beware!
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(121)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
gsdgsd gsdgsdgsdggsi
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(276)
 
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Man with a bionic leg is going to hike the 2168-mile Appalachian Trail
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(47)
 


Thu September 11, 2003
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Drunk man arrested after calling 911 from strip club to say club's employees were laughing at him
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(60)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Anchorage Daily News to start requiring registration. Will never receive traffic from Fark again
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Make your own Wacky Packages. Link goes to inspiration
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(173)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
How to encourage Quebec separatism: Name the major airport in the province after the guy who declared martial law there in 1970
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(220)
 
(WorldnetDaily)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller: The Democrat debate is like a Pez-dispenser séance
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(397)
 
(Wooga)
 
 
 
No karaoke for you!
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(70)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Coworker shoves hose from air compressor up man's anus. Hilarity ensues
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(107)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
No one finds David Spade funny -- his latest crap-fest started the week at the top of the box office, has plunged to seventh
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(116)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Caravan hit by low-flying cow
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(60)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
World-eating Category 5 storm headed for U.S. coast. Your dog wants inside
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(383)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Biochemist bathes ex-husband in hydrochloric acid after watching Weird Al movie
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(129)
 
(HowStuffWorks)
 
 
 
How many teaspoons are in a cubic light year?
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(170)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
People drive badly when there's a full moon. Even worse where there's a full monty
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(71)
 
(This Is Hull)
 
 
 
Popular media picking up on UK Farkers laser-pointing David Blaine tomorrow at 9pm
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(285)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cambodians are being urged to eat more dogs as part of a crackdown on stray mutts wandering around the capital of the southeast Asian nation
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(120)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Funeral home director likes to show children his collection of dead animals to cheer them up
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(51)
 
(south bend tribune)
 
 
 
Criminal geniuses fail to rob 7-11 when clerk can't understand the intent of their threatening note
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(72)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Housewives, students and other women are eager to make a buck without giving up their amateur status
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(57)
 
(this is kent)
 
 
 
Foreign diplomats in UK owe £120,000 in parking fines. Arabs bad-payers but USA good
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disgraced New York Times writer Jayson Blair to publish his memoirs, "Burning Down My Masters House," in which he details how he discovered fire and the theory of relativity
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(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So Long Chong's bongs, it's off to Federal Pound You in the Ass Prison
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(788)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Israeli security Cabinet backs expulsion of Arafat
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(224)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Teen finds vial of nerve gas agent, injects self
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(101)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
71-year-old woman who got degree from Darwin University in 1977 finally gets graduation ceremony, hurried off campus before irony sets in
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Because he's not Frank Thomas, White Sox cut pitcher for making obscene gesture to umpire
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(98)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Two-year-old drives car into Florida hotel room
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(63)
 
(Some Photoshopper)
 
 
 
Theme: A lizard, a crown and a telephone
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(144)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Auto-body shop gives turtle's cracked shell a sleek fiber-glass repair
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Howard Dean asks former NATO commander Wesley Clark to join his campaign... The Odd Couple lives on
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(414)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fewer protests at Cancun WTO meeting due to more protesters doing jello shots at Señor Frog's
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(67)
 
(Melbourne Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Woman's caesarean section goes off without a hitch. Well, except that she wasn't pregnant
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(170)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World coffee spill causes tourist to have "pigmentation changes to his genitals." Jury awards $668,000
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(140)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's somebody for everybody: Amy Fisher gets married
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
DJ from Butts County, Georgia tires of endless cracks about county name, being a little behind the times, proposes change. Citizens start "Save our Butts" campaign, nearly run DJ out on his ass
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(69)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Man, 94, dies at his own wake
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Key changes in brains of taxi drivers allow them to remember best routes. Also overwrites English skills and bathing habits
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(37)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Lawyers defend getting a third of $85 million Catholic Church settlement: "We actually lose money on this"
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(208)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Family hit with noise abatement order for playing Celine Dion songs. Neighbors say, "It is a living hell"
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(94)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
UK Farkers: Let's co-ordinate a swarm to zap David Blaine with laser pointers at 9pm, Friday, 12th September. Link goes to some notes
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(206)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Study shows minors able to buy cigarettes online more than 90 percent of the time
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sweden's foreign minister dies after stabbing
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(156)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sept. 11, 2001 Fark Forum
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(1170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy sucking eggs
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(77)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
CDs dipped in beer play new music. RIAA preparing lawsuits against Heineken, Budweiser and Drew
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
New Britney Spears photos in Rolling Stone (SFW)
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(230)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Fark gets blurb about making fun of the RIAA suing 12-year-olds
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(256)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this basketball fiend
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(134)
 


Wed September 10, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The weirder works of Leonardo DaVinci, including drawings showing how semen is produced in the brain
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(73)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E dishes out the top 11 strangest Star Wars action figures
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(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Email leaked between Exxon and White House: Exxon asks for resignation of EPA head Whitman and describes plan to sue EPA over global-warming report
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(266)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Hockey player who had zero goals, five assists and a bum knee last year holding out for a raise
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(141)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC'S Keith Olbermann refers to Fark.com as "The World's Greatest Website" on Tuesday's show. Spelled farc.com in transcript... nope, they fixed it
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(136)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cali Senate votes 19-2 to make Davis apologize to Schwarzenegger over pronunciation of "California"
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(163)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
J-Lo and Ben postpone wedding, consider skipping ahead to divorce instead
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(103)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Olympic-flame curse burns skier's house down every year
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(33)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Man charged wit DUI after driving his lawn tractor into a path of a freight train
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(30)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Boy who challenged friend to hit him with skateboard dies
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(203)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man, on trial for assaulting cop, tries to claim he's an independent country, has diplomatic immunity
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(60)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
One in seven PC users needs help with on/off switch
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(211)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Meg Ryan finally gets around to doing movie nude scene 20 years too late
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(152)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Rare video of a bear bouncing on a trampoline
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(102)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Elderly man employs hired goon to beat the tar out of surgeon after operation fails to alleviate pain
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(46)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flightbound participant in the International Bognor Birdman Festival
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(146)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Notre Dame quarterback admits to biting an opponent during a game
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(86)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man mowing lawn: "Hmm, what this thingy? Oh, a grenade"
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(64)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Scientists say women think differently -- refuse to be drawn on them being evil, though
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(227)
 
(Wilmington Star)
 
 
 
Man vacationing with wife climbs tallest brick lighthouse in the world and jumps off
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(114)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ving Rhames cleared in pizza man case
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(50)
 
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Black Angus steer escapes trailer on busy highway, browses at outlet mall. Reportedly disappointed with china selection
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Motorist caught playing flute at 80 mph on busy highway. "He looked like he'd had practice"
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
New bin Laden video aired.
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(426)
 
(Jim Rome)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians minor league pitcher starred in gay porn films by mistake
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(193)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Bionic Man not far-fetched after all, say scientists
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(75)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Strongman, who popularized pulling buses, dead at 77. Casket to be tossed over large wall of logs
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(55)
 
(News and Observer)
 
 
 
Man pays with $200 bill at grocery store. Gets change. Store spokesman says, "Our policy is to not accept bills over $100"
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(128)
 
(KIMT)
 
 
 
The World's Largest Cheeto's hometown football team needs your vote. Vote Algona vs. Bishop Garrigan
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(35)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Hilarty ensues when workers drop and damage $239 million weather satellite
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(84)
 
(Bozeman Daily)
 
 
 
Want some fun in Bozeman? Steal car. Crash it a few feet later. Steal another. Crash it into a hay bale. Scale Home Depot wall and yell at their employees. Jailarity
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(37)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson will never live down the tuna fish/chicken thing thanks to her MTV reality show, not to mention everyone else who keeps bringing it up
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(265)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Saudis claim "Jewish" Barbie is threat to Islam
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(363)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Satellites will soon take tolls and issue tickets
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(52)
 
(TDN)
 
 
 
Gas-station owner tires of bureaucracy, starts selling gas more than $0.50 cheaper than across the street
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(212)
 
(Resolve.org)
 
 
 
Farker Farkuall and wife going for In Vitro Fertilization today. Wants your help naming his test tube baby (Voting enabled)
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(264)
 
(wesh.com)
 
 
 
State attorney forgets he can't bring a gun on an airplane
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(58)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Victoria Silvstedt: The hottest thing out of Sweden since Abba (not safe for work)
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(87)
 
(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
German cop beaten up by dwarf kangaroo
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Raid yields tape of Colombian rebels in bikinis holding mock beauty pageant
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(44)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Dog that mauled woman to death was supposed to be destroyed, but instead was put back up for adoption
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(139)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Air-male" man describes his accomodations in newly designated cargo-crate class
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inmate sues prison over spiders, apparently tolerant of frequent ass-poundings
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Astronomers observe B-flat sound waves escaping area of black hole. Lars Ulrich files for copyright infringement
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(105)
 
(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Two injured, one missing after explosion at Coors plant. Blast occurred at its wastewater treatment area. You do the math
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(99)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Marlins manager makes good on threat to shoot any player that ignores base-running signs
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(17)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tire-dealership employee offers woman two tires for sex. Hilarity ensues
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(90)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Microsoft High will look like (link goes to article)
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(120)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
David Blaine already being laser-pointered. In other news, Fark laser-pointering Blaine flash mob still on for 9pm BST Friday
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(174)
 
(Scunthorpe Telegraph)
 
 
 
Norwegian women are becoming sexual predators. Immigration into Norway soars
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(89)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Giant two-kilogram hairball removed from stomach of girl who may have psychological problems
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(78)
 
(The Mercury)
 
 
 
Attempting to make up for trying to copyright its name, Warner Brothers to help save Tasmanian Devil
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(34)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man arrested on his seventh robbery of religious bookstore in six months. "It got to the point where he would come in and it was, 'You know the drill'"
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TVs to tell police if they're being stolen
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raising taxes on alcohol (especially beer) will prevent underage drinking. Are you laughing too?
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(136)
 
(ksat.com)
 
 
 
First ever ugly-ass test-tube dolphin born at Sea World
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(23)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New York City now known as the Big Snapple thanks to marketing deal with city. Soon to follow: San Crancisco and Florida, the Sunny D State
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(62)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain to finally give in to Europe, surrenders
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(226)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Albany, NY Fark Party set. Madison Grille. Saturday, September 13 @ 7pm. Look for guy with black shirt with "Sammy's Steakhouse" on the front and "Schmaltz It Up" on the back. Option #2... woman with bright orange handbag. Option #
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FCC says Howard Stern Show is news program. In other news: Hi Stern folks! We see you!
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(94)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Two men arrested for smuggling fake beer vouchers
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ted Turner, Scottie Pippen and Sam Donaldson get farm subsidies
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(40)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Police continue to show up with warrant for man's arrest after mother tells police he's already in jail
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(20)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
National Park Service may give Liberty Bell Pavilion to anyone who can haul it away
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(8)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
P2P service for 12-year-old girl: $29.99. Settlement with RIAA: $2,000. Amount of goodwill lost by the record industry: Priceless
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(374)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Slain pizza driver carried instructions for bomb removal
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(41)
 
(Some College Student)
 
 
 
Tales of the university-parking Nazis
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(112)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Workers take their sex, gambling and masturbation addictions to the workplace thanks to the Internet. Not necessarily in that order
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(33)
 
(NC Fark Party Info)
 
 
 
NC Farkers, it's time for NC to have a Fark Party
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(115)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lesbian vampire killer transferred to minimum security prison
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(43)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Two groups sue U.S. government to save boobies on the Internet
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(21)
 
(AT & T)
 
 
 
Make this text-to-speech program sing
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(93)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bring out your dead. Fans flock to castle used in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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(76)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Edward Teller, father of the "H-bomb," dies at 95
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(120)
 
(Rense.com)
 
 
 
Super volcano beneath Yellowstone National Park will kill us all
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Photoshoppers finish second in multisite Photoshop tournament. SA goons surrender
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(121)
 


Tue September 09, 2003
(Fox News)
 
 
 
High school science teacher arrested for checking mail in the nude
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study reveals U.S. schools portray the U.S. negatively
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(184)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times publishes expose showing the predatory business practices of The Seattle Times
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(42)
 
(QCTimes.com)
 
 
 
Electricians find harvested marijuana plants in ceiling of Iowa mall
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(68)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Maxim is hiring a summer intern. Take the online test to see if you qualify
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(38)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun delivers on the dumbass who shipped himself to his parents
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One sect of Jews fights another over whether objects can be carried on Saturdays
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(182)
 
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School shooting in L.A.
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(111)
 
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Theme: Create a "Something's wrong with this picture" photoshop. (Link goes nowhere)
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(178)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
U.S. gives Iran "last chance" to comply with nuke treaty
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(299)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Simon and Garfunkel plan to reunite. Garfunkel excited to be moving out of obscurity, car
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(87)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bloom County's Opus returning to Sunday comics this fall
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(207)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cambodians, those folks who brought you Pol Pot, think "Fear Factor"-style reality TV is too vulgar
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(77)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
CDC-funded masturbation lessons for nine-year-olds draw fire
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(290)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
From 90's sexpot to new millenium MILF: Jenny McCarthy (SFW)
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(123)
 
(Red vs Blue)
 
 
 
Red vs Blue getting ready for DVD release
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Crotch-rubbing suit against Marilyn Manson dismissed. Dirty Sanchez suit still pending
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hospitals removing kidneys from patients who are not yet dead to supply lucrative transplant market
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(73)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ship believed to be Blackbeard's last prize discovered in North Carolina
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
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Another suicide bomber in Jerusalem. Will no doubt solve all Palestinian-Israeli problems
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(337)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
In a fit of rabid nationalism, Europe demands Wisconsin stop using European cheese names
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(211)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
British cop car clamped while cops arrest shoplifters. Cops not impressed
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(56)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
If you are a teacher and enjoy taking photos while having sex with your 14-year-old pupils, do not develop the film at your local photo lab
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(182)
 
(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Jesus asks man to irritate neighbors with 24-foot illuminated cross
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(345)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
City uses GPS to aid trash collection
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you are wanted by police, don't ship yourself home in a crate and succumb to the urge to surprise the delivery driver
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(61)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The only ballpark organ player to ever be ejected from a game dies at age 83
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(53)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Crackheads mistake AFB guard station for toll booth. Military action ensues
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(102)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
When not confusing gas and brake pedals, this elderly woman collects human waste in buckets and freezes it
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(84)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
That guy that was arrested 176 times was released Monday, and guess what?
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ueberroth quits California recall election
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(131)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats will finally go back home and do their jobs
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(256)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Judge allows 9/11 suits against airlines
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(241)
 
(anncoulter.org)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter shooting at something
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(121)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
No American deaths in Iraq in past week
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(411)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spokesman for Ecuador's president shows up late to announce presidents new initiative to arrive on time for work
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(51)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
The Exorcist voted scariest movie ever
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(484)
 
(wkyc)
 
 
 
Strange tiles found embedded in streets across the world with tidbits like "Murder all journalists, I beg you."
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(92)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Reflectoporn" hits auction site. In other news, media still one step behind Farkers
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(67)
 
(Space)
 
 
 
Hubble gets superb view of Saturn and rings (w/pics)
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(84)
 
(DMNews)
 
 
 
Due to Dave Barry article, thousands call the American Telemarketing Association
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Librarians protesting frumpy-librarian action figure with "amazing push-button shushing action"
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(140)
 
(stltoday.com)
 
 
 
Teen brags to friends he can withstand blow to head with skateboard. One friend disproves this
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(123)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Christina says Britney is trying to horn in on her slutty image after smooching Madonna
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(118)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man trims tree near power lines with extended chainsaw while standing on aluminum ladder. Hilarity ensues
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(47)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Elementary schoolkids given vote in local referendum. Principal with now be known as Poopyhead
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(34)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan's oldest person, 115, attributes longevity to sleeping two days straight, followed by staying awake two days straight
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(45)
 
(Sky.com)
 
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Another asshat suicide bomber attack in Tel Aviv
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(385)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Stallone once worked for Princess Di and predicted the future by analyzing the lines on her ass
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(36)
 
(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
20,000 in Japan are 100 years old or more
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(48)
 
(Some UK Farker)
 
 
 
Due to negative connotations of 9/11, David Blaine Laser Flash Mob moved to 9pm, Friday, 12th September
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(131)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Couple meets via text messaging, falls in love over the telephone, and picks out wedding rings while talking to each from jewelry shops in two cities. Will get married in phone booth. Still haven't actually met each other
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(70)
 
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Man, 20, tried to rob McDonald's. Customer, 70, foils him with "vulgarity," "hollering" and plastic trays
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(42)
 
(Some UK Farker)
 
 
 
UK Farkers: Let's co-ordinate a swarm to zap David Blaine with laser pointers at 9pm, Thursday, 11th September
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(167)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Air travellers to be color coded
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(134)
 
(1010 Wins)
 
 
 
RIAA suing 12-year-old girls, will next target cute fuzzy bunnies
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(319)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Natural vaginal bacteria may act as HIV blocker
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University offers free room and board for student's pet ducks if she agrees to move them off-campus
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Last game at the Vet, Bucs win. First game at Lincoln, Bucs win. Eagle fans not happy
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Triumph of the Will" director, Nazi Leni Riefenstahl, dead at 101. Godwin's law instantly invoked
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(225)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI seeks Ving Rhames, Edgar Winter in connection with exploding pizza robber (with artist pics)
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(46)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Blaine's box has been pelted with eggs, golf balls, and food. And women keep showing him their boobies
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(151)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Current French heatwave to ruin Christmas in 2008
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ahhhnold's strategists helped Boris Yeltsin become electable
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(27)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
German husband has to choose between wife and monkey, chooses monkey
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Fark Party, Greenville SC, Tuesday night at the G-Spot, 7pm. Drew's in town, needs beer
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(38)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Peach-colored $20 to debut Oct. 9 (with pics)
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(153)
 
(DragonCon)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture from DorkCon. I mean DragonCon
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(128)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Slip 'N Slide makers file lawsuit against the movie, Dickie Roberts Former Child Star, for not using the product according to safety guidelines
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(100)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man invents glow-in-the-dark lightbulb, completes punchline
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(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Steel from the WTC to be used in construction of new Navy vessel: The USS New York
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(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is writing article about Internet revenge tactics. What's the worst thing you've done to get revenge using the Internet? Link goes to more information, voting enabled
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(229)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Lauren Michelle Hill. Not safe for work
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(118)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
"The idea of buying the Space Needle and moving it into your own backyard hasn't appealed to many people"
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Priest cleared of involuntary-manslaughter charge for drunken football player who fell through church ceiling
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(44)
 
(WBIR)
 
 
 
Next time you want to have sex in a city park in Knoxville, TN, be sure to smile for the cameras
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(80)
 


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Wronged woman wounds Wang's weener
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida's solution to school overcrowding: Make senior year of high school optional
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(74)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bazooka Joe turns 50. Still not funny
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(94)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Your pet as a superhero
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(155)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Haunted houses less likely to be caused by ghosts than your local ricer with a bootful of sub-woofers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Asshat hides razor blade in shoes at store. Hilarity does not ensue
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Science "quacks" urban duck myth. We pay people for this
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(67)
 
(click 10)
 
 
 
Lotto winner of $50 million has until midnight to turn in winning ticket. In other news, Florida and dumbass link tags are redundant
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(45)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Wife charged with throwing ham, injuring husband. Jailairty, honey-baked goodness ensue
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Fark Party Greenville SC, tomorrow night at the G-Spot, 7pm
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One-legged man planning seven-month, 2000+ mile hike from Georgia to Maine. Next challenge: Ass-kicking contest
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(72)
 
(Arkansas NBC)
 
 
 
Family sets off three-pack of insect foggers while pilot light on stove was on. Hilarity ensues
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(71)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
We should all drink as much tea as we can possibly fit into our bodies
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(175)
 
(www.click10.com)
 
 
 
If you live in Vermont and your name is David Smith, David Smith is having a David Smith party for you and all David Smith's in Vermont
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(101)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Legal case against nude hiker dropped (with pic)
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(32)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen girls call sheriff's cell phone to order marijuana -- twice. Jailarity ensues
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(133)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Ten ways to start a vacation fling
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(327)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What a BLAST. AudioEdit these 1950's Atomic Cafe clips into your own special "Nuke-yu-lure" device. Detonate it
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
1700 expected at nude volleyball tournament. Expect to see lots of spikes
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(50)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't buy any more CDs until RIAA stops using the DMCA to ruin peoples' lives
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(284)
 
(this is bristol)
 
 
 
Police use old tattoo scam to get female suspects to remove their tops
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(126)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Recording industry files hundreds of file-sharing suits
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(342)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
iTunes sells 10-millionth song
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(254)
 
(CNN)
 
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Indiana governor rushed to hospital after collapsing
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(197)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Insecure programs get help from software psychologists
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(43)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
One of World's 41 known "super-centenarians," dies at age 110 of super-congestive heart failure
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(107)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Singer/songwriter Warren Zevon dead at 56
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(432)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What does NYC do for neighborhood with one of the highest asthma rates? Why, open a bus depot of course
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(55)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Chewy-chewy: Another SB email for your enjoyment
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(234)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Guantanamo detainees willing to spill guts for McDonald's Happy Meals
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(709)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Father's use of gun to persuade son to get haircut pretty much ensured that jailarity would ensue
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(38)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Food bank to receive $0.25 for every pint of beer sold
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(25)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Low-flying U.S. military plane sets off seismograph in Hiroshima
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies aplenty (not safe for work)
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(84)
 
(Via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Hidden camera on school bus captures high school football coach smacking player so hard his helmet came off
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(125)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Buffalo 31, New England 0. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for the Patriots to give the Bills their two best players after all
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(131)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Moments in conservation: "Keep off the grass" becomes "Don't sit on the endangered species"
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(26)
 
(Some Chief Osceola Supporter)
 
 
 
If you joined the circus, what type of act would you want to do? Link goes to a circus you could join and acts you could do
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Jennifer Garner and an Xbox
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(115)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother forgets to search pile of trash before reporting child missing
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(71)
 
(www.news-press.com)
 
 
 
Man kills moose with knife in Florida
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