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Sun September 07, 2003
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man -- who tossed trash can through pub window, then ran to police station to avoid ass-kicking -- called "easiest arrest ever" by officials
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(News24)
 
 
 
Man's dog ate his hearing aid and false teeth while he slept. Dog soon to bark out his butt
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Woman who failed to dial emergency number while her daughter died now employed as emergency call operator
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman crashes her car on interstate highway. Four hours pass before someone stops to investigate overturned car
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Family maintains chain letter started in 1916
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man dies after vicious magpie attack. Bling-bling blamed
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Part of downtown highway to be closed "because film crews are shooting a movie that will involve pyrotechnics." People urged to stay away
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Laetitia Casta, 57 pics. NSFW banner ad
source: easythumbs.com
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hollywood's love affair with con men
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Doc Ock from Spiderman 2
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Playboy is responsible for the baring of different body parts of American women, regardless of size
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(Local6)
 
 
 
New study shows alligator chomp second to none
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A frightening look into America's most frightening pastime: Dungeons & Dragons
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(R.S)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain was a better guitarist than Eddie Van Halen -- at least Rolling Stone thinks so
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Business at bars near colleges goes up 25 percent when school starts
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Mom, Dad, I've decided to major in video games
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller: Here's one way we can solve our border problems: "Why don't we just buy Mexico and Canada? I mean the continent is already called North America. Somebody was trying to tell us something"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Only known tape of both plane crashes in WTC attack surfaces near second anniversary of 9-11
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dr. Claw's face... revealed at last
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(The Day)
 
 
 
"Vertical soccer" is like bungee tetherball and it's stopping traffic in Tokyo
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(Grand Moff Joseph)
 
 
 
Farker Grand_Moff_Joseph turns 21 in less than a week and wants to buy ONE drink. What should he buy? Voting enabled, link goes nowhere
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(Magic Eye)
 
 
 
Magic Eye pic of the week
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Google is five today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese eye tricks (ARGH! My head is going to explode.) Not safe for hangovers
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(LEGO)
 
 
 
Junkbot: Shockwave game. Solve puzzles by building with LEGO bricks. For ages four and up (requires shockwave)
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Magical box of Sumerian power up for auction. Too bad we invaded them already
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Mushroom collectors ruin Latvian army
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Family of slain Tennessee man sues makers of "Grand Theft Auto" because they claim it inspired asshat teenage murderers
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(Scripps Howard News Service)
 
 
 
Ten percent of Americans are substance abusers, 94 percent of them said they didn't need treatment. Hundred percent said they'd like some drugs, please
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Fisherman's head impaled by six-foot hook
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass, rare, endangered snow leopard kitten setting new records for ugly-assedness (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dogs dressed as nuns snarl Berlin traffic
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man being sentenced for letting mobile phone ring in court has proceedings interrupted when policeman's mobile phone goes off in court
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Naked photographer strikes again in Ohio (with scary composite pic)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One in 10 female army recruits has chlamydia. Purple heart surrenders to green genitals
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(clickondetroit.com)
 
 
 
Two golfers arrested after attacking slow foursome ahead of them with golf clubs. Also charged with failing to replace ear divots
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Article wonders why on earth guys might like to watch girls kiss (post your fave SFW girls kissing pics)
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you're innocent and in prison, check to see if your buddy actually committed your crime. Elmo Blatch surrenders
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Norwegian man shatters world record by eating 187 oysters in three minutes
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA satellite takes cool photo of Hurricane Fabian as it smashes Bermuda
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dogs now legal and affordable in China. Your dog no longer wants steak, just wants you to put down the fork
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Sat September 06, 2003
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Actor waving sword around near off-duty cop arrested just before play begins
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scandinavian school appoints first professor of parapsychology, hypnology and clairvoyance. Doctors Venkman, Spengler and Stantz rejoice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia working on world's largest salad. Bush declares lettuce gap, starts crash program to develop invincible Death Tomato
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Union)
 
 
 
Holy Fark batman, drill-bit guy gets fark another blurb... or fark gets drill-bit guy another blurb... who's counting?
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(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
From A to Z: Classic bodybuilders of the golden era. Safe for work
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Asshat crashes car after: 1) talking on cell phone, 2) snorting cocaine, 3) drinking beer, 4) dancing with broken toe
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Where else would a fat, lazy, shrewd, pampered and thoroughly obstreperous goat be but luxuriating in a fleecy patch of shade?"
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(via Geekpress)
 
 
 
Collection of whip-ass ASCII movies
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(Silicon Valley)
 
 
 
HP and Compaq expected to break up, logic just doesen't make sense. One crappy company + another crappy company does not = good company
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Relive all the crazy fads from 1920 to 1990
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Lucky kids in Japan get to go to "summer homework solution camp"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The cast of Full House tops the list of the "50 Most Hated TV Characters List." Danny Tanner still wants to hug you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox destroy Yankees in 11-0 rout at Yankee Stadium. Yankees suck
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(Google)
 
 
 
Apparently Google knows the answer to life, the universe, and everything... and it is 42
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(AutoNews.com)
 
 
 
"Dude, you're getting a Saturn." Underpowered, plastic-paneled appliance company seeks to give away same with purchase
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British holiday maker bites off a Greek man's nose
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(myinky.com)
 
 
 
From the tit-for-tat department: Stripclub owner sues over county's Ten Commandments monument
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
New collectible, limited-edition "extreme beer" that comes in at 25 percent alcohol by volume -- more than five times the figure for Sam Adams Boston Lager
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(ThisisGloucestershire)
 
 
 
Ad agency uses pregnant women's stomachs for advertising space
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In "14 Alone," a group of 10 14-year-old boys and girls spends five days and nights in a house with no adults except a film crew. WTF??
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(This is Devon)
 
 
 
If you're going to watch a riverside fireworks display, don't try to stand on the water
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(hartfordadvocate.com)
 
 
 
Victimized by satanic cults and the CIA or just plain crazy? A look at the recent SMART conference at Windsor Locks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kids throwing fireballs at each other (Difficulty: Bloody hard)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Could the NFL get any better? It's considering extending season by two games
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(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
There will be no traffic control after University of Iowa football games
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Idaho is now getting their own Homeland Security Department
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gandolf wounded in Gaza Airstrike (pics)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Agassi still packin' them in considering he is 92 in tennis years
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Palestinian Prime Minister Abbas submits resignation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yoko Ono to get nekkid for world peace again
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(Local6)
 
 
 
High school loser sprays nitric acid in other student's face
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bicycle shop owner foils Nigerian email scam
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(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Christina Applegate gallery. Can you believe Kelly Bundy is 32 this year? (safe for work)
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
A man walks into a bank, takes off his pants and falls asleep on a sofa
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle restaurant owners make you sign "No Fat Lawsuit" before trying their new dessert, in response to pudgy asshats suing McDonald's
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Man calls telemarketers at 4am with prank telemarketing calls
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Job growth numbers from Truman to the present
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth planning to visit Ireland. Stay tuned for ensuing hilarity
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Name a modern gadget you simply could not live without. Link goes to "10 Inventions That Will Change Your World"
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(Montana)
 
 
 
Awesome pics of lightning that started fires in Montana
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Papa John's fills soldier's unusual order: 40 pizzas to Iraq
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Photoshop how you'd like to die. Link goes example
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(Air & Space)
 
 
 
Missiles, shmissiles -- the Air Force is just about ready to field an airborne laser gun (Kent, stop touching yourself)
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Hacker Adrian Lamo calls The Screen Savers while on the run from the feds
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Samurai-sword killer avoids jail term
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Fri September 05, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In world's biggest case of bogarting, Omega Pharmecuticals to become sole distrubtor of medicinal marijuana in Netherlands
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(KOBTV)
 
 
 
Hallucinogenic tea likely to gain religious exemption. In other news, hundreds of students suddenly discover God
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(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Waterloo, Iowa's rush hour comes to a freezing halt
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Naked newspaper delivery man arrested; confesses he's been "delivering" nude for weeks
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(Some Meter Maid)
 
 
 
City unveils four "homeless contribution meters"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British Airways considers arming its planes with anti-missile systems
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mormon Church has no objection to elimination of firing squad in Utah
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop John Kerry stinkin' drunk on his campaign plane
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(Screech)
 
 
 
Saved by the Bell, seasons one & two on DVD
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Danish man decides second-floor apartment is a good place to keep his horse
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(SiliconValley.com)
 
 
 
Robots to race 250 miles across the Mojave Desert. Skynet is born
source: siliconvalley.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bud Selig punk'd on radio show in Canada, ESPN is there with a transcript
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cops call Ghostbusters
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Man test-driving motorcycle without helmet flies head first into telephone pole after accident
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Italian winemaker says a line of wine featuring Nazis on the label has been a "great marketing success"
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Monk gives young boys tattoos to make them invincible, couple swigs of Pimp Juice to get their mack on
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drug lab set up at vacationing deputy's home
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Game Show Network to air California recall debate
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man jailed for 176th time, a day after being released from prison early
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Now you can block those pesky RIAA spies
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Modbee)
 
 
 
High school cancels football game over fear of rival adult violence
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Prisoner on suicide watch commits suicide while guards watch
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
1 dead, 11 injured on rollercoaster crash (with helicopter video)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's good to be king: 50,000 young Swazi women dance topless for king in the hopes of becoming one of his wives
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bizarro Drudge)
 
 
 
Britney's stupid new look (with pic) (site NSFW)
source: newsfilter.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guinan)
 
 
 
Beam down these Star Trek sounds and AudioEdit your own exciting episode. Watch it repeatedly in reruns
source: stinsv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some News station)
 
 
 
German brewery donates 600 cases of beer to American soldiers. Soldiers don't mind
source: kirotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Beautiful new Hubble Telescope photo shows giant galaxy surrounded by hundreds of smaller ones (with pic)
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Telemarketer sued for violating "do not call" list
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft to produce leather-clad mouse. Also available in lace thong and high heels
source: zdnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New lottery millionaire is 91 and says he lacks nothing -- except maybe a wife
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(This is Derbyshire)
 
 
 
Man tells everyone that friend is a pedophile, then goes drinking with him. Hilarity ensues
source: thisisderbyshire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E reviews everything on Wendy's 99-cent "Super Value" menu...
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Teen sets stinky cat on fire to get rid of odor
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Thestar.com)
 
 
 
Icelandic professor goes to Canadian arctic to collect spit in search of long-lost blonde eskimos. Bjork concept album in the works
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Elderly man unable to leave restaurant without ramming into six cars and one building
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Magic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Magic the Gathering champion
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
College basketball coaches must attend an ethics summit or lose their free tickets to the 2004 Final Four
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Montana nude bordello dancer in mural resembles governor
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caldera volcano under Yellowstone's gonna blow, so don't worry about 2014 asteroid
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because it's the second time he's been charged, Marilyn Manson should probably stop grabbing security guards' heads back toward his crotch and gyrating
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Pantyhose perv picks prey per pantaloon paucity. Police propose perp probably puss
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
MTV Real World chick kicks a Marine's sorry ass. The Smoking Gun there as usual
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A few model videos to wrap up your work week (sfw)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Huge silo filled with treated human feces explodes. Sends unpleasant wave of burnt fecal odor into The Bronx, which, surprisingly, is noticed fairly quickly
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(Fark)
 
 
 
First ever Fark Moving Picture contest deadline extended to Sept 12th. Win $1000 for designing a moving-picture promotion for this new website. We'll run another link so you can post submissions that day
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew's looking for folks living in the Spartanburg/Greenville SC area to have a beer with Tuesday night. Email drew at fark.com
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
RIAA to offer amnesty to file traders, if... (insert ridiculous rules written by lawyers). And you could still get sued by others
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Kansas City Fark Party and Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sept 13th
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(Daily Californian)
 
 
 
"For those who still feel a little funny immersing their fingers in the poop chute...." Learn all that and more by reading UC Berkeley's school newspaper (article may be not safe for work)
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(ThisIsLincolnshire)
 
Boobies
 
Female golfers bare all for charity calendar (with sfw pics)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Geri Halliwell's bust makes "a rather sudden return"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sting's tales of five-hour tantric sex aren't true
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turtles lured to disco death
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate NFL player, at least claim you're someone people have heard of
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
In case you needed to know: Study shows crows prefer mayonnaise to bread
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta store to revive tradition of letting customers ride the Pink Pig during holiday season (with pic)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Illegal Internet pharmacy run out of mother's bedroom generated $1.3 million in sales after operating less than a year
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(adn.com)
 
 
 
Two men walk into car dealer, write $250,000 in bad checks and walk out with two Hummers and a Cruiser. Now said to be cruising through downtown, luring hookers with monopoly money and free beer
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop what the world would be like if dinosaurs existed today
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Phoenix Pharkers Pub Palaver and "Phuck Philly" Proclamation at the George, 6pm today
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Depp-ah-di-doo-dah, depp-ah-di-ay, those weren't the words he meant to say
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How should education be funded?
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Why do people get goosebumps?
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby goes to Baylor to boost morale
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Dr. Pepper partners with Nintendo for gimmicky game gimmick
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(SPR.org)
 
 
 
RIP, federal "Pound Me in the Ass" prison
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Such a huge culture gap exists between students and professors that some professors have to use a manual to communicate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Kansas City Fark Party and Rocky Horror Picture Show. September 13, 10:30pm
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Thu September 04, 2003
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Pornsite operator charged with secretly taping tenants having sex
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton was too lazy to play with the Rolling Stones, says Keith Richards in between blood transfusions
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Koreans steal nearly $1.5 million worth of U.S. military beer through secret tunnel
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(ChannelOklahoma)
 
 
 
In attempt to shed their redneck image, Oklahoma State University renames their football stadium to "Boone Pickens Stadium"
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(Some Alcohol Olympian)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker's friends at their Alcoholympics
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
To celebrate highest unemployment rate in 30 years, Congress set to give itself pay raise
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Security at a New Zealand rugby match tonight is on sharp boobie watch. One player has offered $2000 to any woman streaker who makes it past security
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Prince Charles visits hospital, promises 84-year-old woman who was told she couldn't have booze after surgery that he'd see if he could slip her a glass
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(St Cloud Times)
 
 
 
Woman has 40 flutes stolen from her car -- nearby band camp can't be found for comments
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
"Women's underwear became a flawless weapon to gain men's attention"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally, scientific evidence for the health benefits of hot beef injections
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(wnbc.com)
 
 
 
Python bought over Internet shipped to buyer in a box and sent via UPS. Hilarity ensues
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
IRS workers give complete and correct tax information 45 percent of the time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Estrada withdraws name from consideration for Court of Appeals; will return to CHiPs
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshots of former WorldCom CEO Bernie Ebbers
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Hit shows for fall of 2003
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(Korea Times)
 
 
 
World's first Pizza Hut Plus opens in Korea. Once again, the power of fast food overcomes all political difficulty
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(University of Illinois)
 
 
 
Since the time of Genghis Khan, people have wondered about the validity of the beloved "5-second rule" for eating food dropped on the ground. Link goes to findings of new study
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Man apparently short on cash fires gun in bar and flees instead of paying $8.25 bill
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
NASCAR canine mascot killed by truck. 10,000 new country songs immediately written
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Non-Asians have taken to tattooing Asian characters on their body, despite the fact that many don't understand what the symbols mean. One woman has tattoo that reads "beautiful man"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret weapon found in neck-bomb pizza guy's car was a "cane gun"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Supercows: Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to give over 14,000 litres of milk in a single lactation
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(Pittsburghlive.com)
 
 
 
If you're in Pittsburgh tonight, don't be scared by the naked bikers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Digital bugle approved to play at military funerals. Skin flute still "don't ask, don't tell"
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(Bucks Free Press)
 
 
 
Three-day topless chocolate wrestling fundraiser only raises £2,734
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Mayor of Rome says all dogs must be "corked"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop President Bush dropping his dog, Barney
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(AP)
 
 
 
Skimpy swimsuit not appropriate attire for men in Taco Bell
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and a thrown-out obesity lawsuit
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Computer glitch may leave Philadelphia liquor stores empty
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(This Is Lincolnshire)
 
 
 
Ambulance worker may have used mobile phone to photograph dead accident victim
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Drunk man passes out on train tracks, survives 114 coal cars passing over him
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(ClarionLedger.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to fondle women, don't keep a diary or write songs about it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Britney says she'd do it again but "I mean I don't go home and have orgies or anything like that"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Russian icon of Christ removed from museum after claims its "energy field" is killing staff
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mayor hires private investigators to watch city workers. City workers discovered to be doing pretty much everything but work
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian politicians no longer punching opponents, now mocking the blind and making children cry
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(This Is Gloucestershire)
 
 
 
Scriptwriter admits faking porn blurbs for videos he never watched
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Celebrity ape closer to rescue by monkey love
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
One hundred girls rate sex acts. Includes the phrase: "During foreplay, he licks her eyeballs"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lucy Liu open to lesbian possibilities
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Boy George morphs into evil clown
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Women file lawsuit so they can go topless in public
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(Christ I'm old...)
 
 
 
Farker Gus_283 turns 28 today, where the fark did you think you be when you got there and where are you now Hookers and blow jobs aside
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Strip club in Windsor, Ontario offers to pay tuition for students who strip to go to school
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
55-year-old man leads police on brief chase around his yard after holding neighbor's cat for ransom
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian postmen selling their routes for cash so they can leave work early to play golf
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minister fears "nation of super engergized, drunk pimps" growing from Nelly's new energy drink
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Overlooked loophole could reverse NY smoking ban
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Abbas says U.S. should do more to pressure Israel, also reminds U.S. that it is a dancing queen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Shh. Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits." Say your pwayers and AudioEdit Elmer Fudd
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"But officer... my Lamborghini Diablo starts to shake when I hit 70 mph. You couldn't possibly have clocked me at 182 mph"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Paraplegic attempts 42-mile swim to island. Friends to nickname him "Bob"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're going to start a marijuana-growing, get-rich-quick scheme, don't do it next to the police station
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(phuket-guide.net)
 
 
 
What else is needed to attract some business to this Phuket Town area beach?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Only in West Virginia: Town takes action after being plagued by bevy of roosters on 'roids.
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(This Is Kent)
 
Boobies
 
Lads' mag finds 20 soccer-supporting models to "play" each other, winner of tournament will strip (with sfw pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Use real physics to make your Nerf guns hurt more
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(BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State women's soccer team "initiation" turns freshman into "giant tampon"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Neighbours hear screams after teen locked out of house decides to climb down chimney
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(Illawarramerc.com)
 
 
 
Horrific accident prompts officials to warn public: Please refrain from sticking lit fireworks in your butt
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Open briefcase on roof + German autobahn = highway hilarity
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(Thomas Rifter)
 
Boobies
 
Enjoy this bevy of Suze Randall beauties (not safe for work)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cruise, Travolta and other Scientologists may have signed away many of their basic American rights
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New half-boat sportscar promises plenty of onlookers when it melts into huge puddle of rust after first time in ocean
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(Tonybleak.com)
 
 
 
Due to popular demand, Tucson Fark Party moved to The Shanty, 401 E. 9th, on Sept. 13 @ 7:30pm
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists find more evidence that there is life on Jupiter's moon Europa
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tennis player in deep thought
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(Beloit College)
 
 
 
The Beloit College 2003 Mindset List: What don't the incoming freshmen of the class of 2007 know?
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(undercover.com)
 
 
 
Eminem plays Willie Wonka
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Wed September 03, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz breaks nose surfing. Bosley and other Angels praying for quick recovery
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(Arkansas NBC)
 
 
 
Sherriffs deputies say what appeared to be dead body actually just bones from large-hooved animal. Unclear why it was wearing red flannel shirt and hiking boots
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The NFL has a plan to tackle the fat-kid epidemic in America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Universal finally takes nod and cuts CD prices by 30 percent. Making music not suck is next focus
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(eBay)
 
 
 
A whole new level of rice: Meet the wooden CRX
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop a very angry Coach Larry Brown
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that social class effects IQ for the poor, but that heredity effects IQ for the rich
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(Pizza Guy)
 
 
 
Beer now delivered with pizza in Japan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker needs ideas for sabotaging sworn enemy's school locker
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Arnold egged during speech. Culprit as been targeted for termination (pic)
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(Some Fanboy)
 
Boobies
 
Babes of DragonCon (SFW)
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(Sierra Sun)
 
 
 
Sierra Sun gives Fark a plug in drill-bit guy story
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Worm suspect tells authorities he didn't write the worm on his computer. Also tells mom that someone else must have downloaded that porn
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman who caused fatal DUI to be jailed every year on anniversary of crash
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Add Johnny Depp to the list of celebrities who disapprove of USA but would still like you to spend your American dollars on them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Florida to kill a man who killed a man who kills little men to send a message to killers that killing people who kill people is wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery neckbomb bank robber apparently had another "unique" weapon in his van
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Q: How much does a cloud weigh? A: One hundred elephants
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not content to just interrupt your life, now telemarketers will call you collect
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Howard Dean demands Israel's withdrawal from Poconos
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drive-by shootings. New hotness: Throwing refrigerators off highway overpasses
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(twincities.com)
 
 
 
City officials run into some problems when they attempt to memorialize brewery ad campaign
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
The most awesome set of natural cans ever in Playboy's history: Petra Verkaik (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(This Is North Scotland)
 
 
 
Vandals scrawl "The Famicom" on church wall, baffling locals and police
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(This Is South Wales)
 
 
 
Brazilian woman driver confuses forward and reverse gears, demolishes restaurant
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(Ragazz)
 
Boobies
 
Manuela Arcuri offering a little international flavor (not safe for work)
source: ragazzesexy.tv
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chimp tires of his smoking, tea-drinking ways; moves back to Africa
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is scanning a friend's huge collection of slides from the 70's. Thought he'd share this one
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Inmate sues prison after he falls out of his bed
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(AskMen)
 
Boobies
 
The list is complete, check out who the top babe is for 2003 (safe for work)
source: askmen.com
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Golfing grandma grabs two hole-in-ones in same round
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Restaurant's fat-boy statue found mutilated and floating off Cape Cod
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke calling it quits. Say Hawke's romance with 22-year-old Canadian model may have something to do with it
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
If you study at Oslo University, wear a helmet
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(This Is North Scotland)
 
 
 
Woman told she'd go to hell if she left religious group that denies being a cult
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man claims to be completely unaware of body hidden in his freezer
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Terrorists recruiting zombie army to invade U.S.
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Man lived for almost 60 years with WW2 shrapnel in his head
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Put your shirt on Britney: Bare is a Bore (actual headline)
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The 20 worst film titles of all time
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Serena wears a see-through top. The Sun is there (safe for work?)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bruce's Willie hangs out while getting revenge on Demi Moore
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Polish troops take control of part of central Iraq. Division includes two battleships with glass bottoms and a submarine with a screen door
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch customs intercept shipment of baboon noses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drill-bit guy finally ends up on CNN
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(Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Man tries to hang woman, gets kicked out of house, so naturally he shoots himself and sews up the wound
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(Chron)
 
 
 
One woman's natural landscape is another snooty neighbor's weeds
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Striped uniforms making comeback for prisoners because solid orange uniforms are too easily confused with clothes worn by trendy teens
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas Democrat flees New Mexico. Could provide GOP with redistricting go-ahead
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
More than half of Miami's population was born outside of the U.S.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists launch search for Britain's dirtiest cup
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
How much water do you have to drink to compensate for the dehydrating effect of alcohol?
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Can't stand waiting in line to pray to Ganesh? Try an SMS. Apu and Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon rejoice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: First ever Fark Moving Picture contest. Win $1000 for designing a moving-picture promotion for this new website. Deadline September 5th -- we'll run another link so you can post submissions that day
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
One quarter of Britons believe Princess Diana was murdered
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
If you switch beds in a hospital, hilarity may ensue
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(This Is Grimsby)
 
 
 
Grumpy loner spends lifetime chasing away kids playing on his land, dies and leaves £7.5 million to build a children's playground
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a picture of yourself, old or new, into your favorite movie. Link goes nowhere important
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Asteroids will NOT strike the earth in 2014. Turns out asshat scientists wanted some attention
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(PistonHeads.com)
 
 
 
Brits put speed limits on its fire trucks. New limits lower than recently imposed parameters for everyday traffic on same roads
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(Fark)
 
 
 
British Farker wants to know about Fark parties in the UK (Link goes nowhere special)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Prague Fark Party, Sept 13, 8pm
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
D.C. sniper brags about shootings. Prison guard's testimony admissable. Hilarity ensues
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(This Is Devon)
 
 
 
Plumber trashes house when homeowner complains about job quality
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(News Shopper)
 
 
 
Ex-policewoman given orgasms without warning by aliens
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Don't ask the cops to give you and your stolen fridge a lift
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congo Pygmies drop some lyrics about forest life in their debut CD
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(abc7.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's picks Justin Timberlake to be spokesperson. If you think that's bad, he's going to rap for them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man gets job, complains about losing unemployment checks. "If I wanted to start losing my checks, I would have found myself a woman"
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Tue September 02, 2003
(411mania)
 
 
 
Triumph to join the musical ranks with his first album, Come Poop with Me, due out in October
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
What if Fox bought TechTV?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Amazon patents order forms, sues patent office for stealing their technology with patent applications
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Charles Bronson dead at 89, not 81
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Disco music causes rugby star to beat crap out of fellow bar patron during Bee Gee Tribute Night
source: icwales.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Tomato hurler met with untimley death by shotgun blast from assaulted motorist
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Survivor of lightning bolt strike has renewed fervor to party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Luckybob343 bowling
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man swerves into police officer, litters road with beer. BAC test ensues
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(Tennessean)
 
 
 
Man dies of heart attack after 911 dispatchers send emergency crews to various wrong addresses, haggle over whose jurisdiction he's in
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet a few of CBS' new Survivor contestants, a drunk, an acid lover and a crackhead
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(Bettiepage.com)
 
Boobies
 
Betty Page. Not safe for work
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Driver caught with unsafe trailer and driving unsafe van has had a suspended licence for 20 years... and other police-stop hilarity from this weekend
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(charleston.net)
 
 
 
Teens sure do love the hemp
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(Pittsburgh Post Gazette)
 
 
 
City prepares for week of bad puns as 33rd annual "canvention" of Beer Can Collectors descends on PittsBEERgh
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
College student locked in moving van during bill dispute with movers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're going to do a beer-run, make sure you don't get your finger stuck in the display rack
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Jesse Ventura's portrait to be unveiled at Governor's mansion. Artist assures public no feather boas used
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(uticaOD.com)
 
 
 
Dirty hippie collides with pickup and tractor; attempts to leave scene naked, driving ambulance
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue shows Atlanta residents he cares about traffic problems by flying above the city in a news helicopter and giving early morning traffic reports
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Banker steals £2 million to buy parrots
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(This Is Nottingham)
 
 
 
Robber serves three years in jail for robbing jewelry store. Arrested seven hours after being released robbing same jewelry store (with pic)
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Infectious bacteria from outer space could wipe out life on Earth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Day in the life of child virgin goddess in Kathmandu, Nepal
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet the teen who unleashed the copycat Blaster virus
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(WND)
 
 
 
If news outlets like WorldNetDaily would just IGNORE Michael Moore, he would GO AWAY
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tiger cubs flown to Africa to learn to hunt, much like American teens go to college to learn to get drunk and have sex
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thai firefighter eats his fishbait each day to prevent sickness
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(Some Fat Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Parallax's game, "Spank the Fat Guy" (made for TheSpark in 2000), has been found thanks to Fark Classifieds. (Not safe for work level: buttcrack)
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(News24)
 
 
 
Women in Korea are paying to have hair transplated from their head to their pubic region
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Eighteen-year-old Parsons of copycat Blast Virus fame actually NOT the dumbest virus writer ever
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Penguin thief charged with stealing two expensive fish
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson mugshot: The Smoking Gun was there
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Study finds people underrate their attractiveness. Zip on over to the Fark Personals Forum to rate each other.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Junk-mail industry thinks that people will grow to love their "formulaic, confusing, wordy, unsophisticated crap"
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(freepressed.com)
 
 
 
Confused by "fair and balanced" label appearing on cover, FOX viewers mistakenly buy new Al Franken book
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(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
Instead of throwing candy into the crowd, a masked man jumps off parade float and fires bullets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I love you/you love me/edit the theme/from Barney
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(AP)
 
 
 
Taking away Internet access becomes 21st-century version of "timeout" punishment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Too many jumbo elephants in South Africa. Bob Barker dispatched to control the animal population
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Study finds Brazilian women "vainest" in world
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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
Naked man found standing on Highway 9, screaming about aliens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know it's the Miss Italy contest when the story ends: "...finalists had already been chosen before the rashes flared"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Profile of the government agency DARPA: Researcher of advanced technologies, originator of the hair-brained terrorism futures market, possible foil to Mulder and Scully
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bomb explodes at Baghdad police academy. Steve Guttenberg unharmed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Space-age materials protect NFL players from harm, burning up on re-entry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bikers and rednecks wait all day for a surprise closing act at Harley's 100th Anniversary Celebration. Elton John is the surprise. Hilarity ensues
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(ThisIsGrimsby)
 
 
 
"Artist" pushes monkey nut seven miles to Tony Blair's home with nose to clear student loan. Blair says no (with pic)
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(The Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Man rides horse onto dance floor, finds himself on business end of fists, feet, belts and metal pipes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
TicketMaster to start auctioning off the best seats to the highest bidders
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(KHOU)
 
 
 
How a dog named Smut wore out his presidential welcome
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tuscon Fark Party. September 13, 7pm. Need a theme
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(WestPress)
 
 
 
Former diplomat spends £20 million developing amphibious car
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Albany, NY Fark Party. September 13, 7pm. Need to finalize a venue
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Labor Day Strong Bad email
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently there isn't a big enough TV audience to support a channel exclusively devoted to Canadian woman's sports.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Asteroid two thirds of a mile across and travelling at 20 miles per second may hit Earth on 21 March, 2014. "Could cause devastation across an entire continent." Offer not valid in Saskatchewan
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(The Victoria Advocate)
 
 
 
Youngsters and horned toads mix during Kenedy fun event (actual headline)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Russian skater pulled over for DUI; pleads for leinency because he's a famous athelete, forgetting that ice skating without stick and puck is not a sport
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Mon September 01, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Share your stories about how you found Fark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case Farkers don't know who Studs Terkel is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson arrested at Labor Day march. The Smoking Gun will be there tomorrow, probably
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Operating the wrong "stick shift," bribery and other hilarity from road stops -- all in one weekend
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(Global Arcade)
 
 
 
Like the arcade classic Asteroids with a new spin. Stop multinational mergers at the same time
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(RvB)
 
 
 
Red vs Blue: New episode
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Canada's basketball team guarantees it won't lose a game at the Olympics
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(Pennington Post)
 
 
 
150-year-old farmhouse suffered heavy damage when squirrel carts lit cigarette into the attic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China to outsource 200,000 of its military to India
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Italian teenage boy hitch-hikes 1,200 miles to see Swedish holiday-romance girlfriend; finds out he's dumped
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(Independent)
 
 
 
An Australian institution falls by the wayside as public drunkeness becomes illegal
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(This Is Gloucester)
 
 
 
Driver fills car from petrol can, doesn't bother to put out cigarette. Hilarity ensues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vacationers flock to farms for plenty of opportunities to golf, get married, shoot varmints, avoid cows
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scotland says it invented Gospel music. In other news, Africa says it invented bagpipes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Linenoise has female neighbor who constantly takes up two parking spaces in his crowded neighborhood. What's the best way to convey his fealings without going to jail?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
60,000 pounds of chicken baked on Georgia highway after crash
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Blaine's new magic trick: Frightening journalists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GPS-device thief caught by GPS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Capitol dome allegedly home to hookers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Beyonce Knowles declines suggestion to get naked and covered in honey for photo shoot; kittens rejoice
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(This Is Gloucester)
 
 
 
Vegetarian piranha among ten new fish discovered by scientists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toyota's Prius eliminates the need to be able to parallel park
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Space alien busted for drunk flying
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Former Ghostbuster Ernie Hudson haunted by fans' stories of the paranormal
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(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Hawaii attorney makes best description of anti-prostitution efforts ever. Puka means hole
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mysterious pizza delivery bank robbing bomb guy's co-worker found dead
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Manny Ramirez calls in sick, heads down to the bar
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man decides to liven up train ride home by setting entire carriage on fire
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(This Is Bristol)
 
 
 
Beijing bans Tomb Raider sequel for being anti-China
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack, Bonus Day: Porno Island
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(MC Jischke)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's fearless university president, smiling like a Cheshire cat
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(towntalk.com)
 
 
 
School to begin expelling students suspected of being intoxicated
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker shot in the ass outside bar
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man who programs Weather Channel background music during local forecast has a lot of groupies
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Odds are 5-to-1 that Tatu poses nude for Penthouse this year
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Corporations try to get fat workers to slim down in order to trim health care costs
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(Earthfiles.com)
 
 
 
Why do military helicopters focus on crop circles, why are they black and where's my tinfoil? (inc. new crop circle photos)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Welsh race car driver takes milk delivery to the next level
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(This Is Bristol)
 
 
 
Two dead after Black Widow attacks in Europe (with pic)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
29,000 rubber ducks fell off ship in 1992; still circling the globe in a smiling armada
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
College students using internet for porn and music files - not studying
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists tweak yeast DNA to produce human proteins. In other news, that could be your baby brother in the bottom of that glass
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