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Sun August 31, 2003
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Spiffy or gross? Carbonated milk. Cows are not amused when CO2 injection is hooked up to one of four udders
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Nature of animal memory rethought, maybe your dog does know how to hold a grudge
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(yomiuri.co.jp)
 
 
 
Elemetary school teacher found walking around neighborhood nude. Says it was hot out
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Giant horse eating lizard terrorises Beirut
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the pinched Da Vinci
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Fed officials tell banking sector not to take anything it says literally
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA is working on a cool, new replacement for the Space Shuttle (with pics)
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charles Bronson gets his Death Wish at 81
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Last member of FDNY who died on 9/11 to be buried
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Blackbeard)
 
 
 
Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs -- September 19th is Fast Approaching, and it be National Talk Like a Pirate Day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nutritionists urge top hospitals to ban Atkins diet
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cults steals white fabric to protect themselves from "electromagnetic wave attacks," and possibly to get to the planet Blisstonia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gas prices on the rise, energy dept asked to investigate if there be shenanigans afoot
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Do not eat or play with strange orange substances near playgrounds
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Weekend safe driving blitz like bad reality TV. Including one driver with hand painted plates on his van and another eating a bowl of cereal while driving. Tells cops that he can steer with his knees
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(/.org)
 
 
 
Kazaa makers using DMCA to stop Kazaa Lite
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(Some iBook user)
 
 
 
Plush animal porn not safe for work (sorta)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Motorcyle attempts to evade the police, decides to turn around and head full blast towards the police that are chasing them. Hilarity ensues
source: katu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(City of Bradenton)
 
Weeners
 
Bradenton, Florida, firefighters bare some for charity calendar (safe for work)
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(Des Moines Registers)
 
 
 
Union workers picket alongside giant inflatable rat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France surrenders, allows Libya settlement to go through
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two glasses of red wine suspends smoking hazards
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The U.S. Department of Education reports 128 women for every 100 men at degree-granting institutions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Residents of tiny island focus their collective ennui on golf carts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tailless cow gets a brand new fly-swatter (with photo)
source: benningtonbanner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Movie Reviews For The Retarded)
 
 
 
The 10 coolest things about The Big Lebowski
source: fortheretarded.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland A's accidentally launch fireworks into right field stands
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Anti-drinking campaign at colleges increases college drinking.
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Beer voucher counterfeiting ring busted
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sweep? What sweep? Yankees beat Red Sox 8-4, win series 2-1. Red Sox suck
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Video of the pizza man wearing the bomb. Turns out it was sophisticated and around his neck
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
California couple enter cave with just a flashlight. Five days worth of hilarity ensues
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack, Day 7: Batman Happy
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(CareerJournal)
 
 
 
Highest and lowest unemployment rates -- sucks to be Yuma
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop the pope
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(ZDNet UK)
 
 
 
If you're in the UK and use One2One or Virgin Mobile, they have been tracking your movements since 1999
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(Mitchell Daily Republic)
 
 
 
Tom Jones is still getting underwear thrown at him during his concerts. They just seem to have more material these days.
source: mitchellrepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ah, it's that time of the year, when carp love to leap from the water and bean boaters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bonds nearly has heart attack after hitting tribute home run for his father
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Problem: Thousands of New York teens may fail to pass regency exams and graduate. Solution: Lower the standards, of course
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Exposure to video games makes kids want to punch each other
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Is your boss an idiot? If he does any of the following, he just might be
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat August 30, 2003
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Orlando Bloom, the elfin pirate. Safe for work
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Idiot arrested for DUI twice in one night by same officer
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Hobbit)
 
 
 
Photoshop Frodo, Silent Bob and Samwise Gamgee
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Stray dog that spent day bumbling into trees and people fitted with prescription glasses
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Annual festival where two towns line up to pelt each other with stones causes only 200 injuries this time
source: sify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Maine State Police stop speeding car (103mph). His excuse is that he's just coming back from a methadone clinic
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop Massachusetts Gov. Romney packing a lobster for Florida Gov. Jeb Bush after losing Little League bet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit Monty Python and remember: Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth
source: wavcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
MTV's 22 greatest bands include a bunch of hacks, sellouts, asskissers, stoners and hasbeens
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(King County Journal)
 
 
 
How many tragic incidents such as this must occur before we pass tough laws regulating the sale and possession of Zingers?
source: kingcountyjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson arrested for ripping off his own penis and throwing it at a crowd of Italians (scroll to bottom)
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Chocolate Flavor Nuggets, Kream Krunch, and more crazy kids food from the 60s
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coworker has been photoshopping fellow employees for the last year. She just gave her notice. Revenge is sweet. Difficulty: Two chihuahuas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FBI agent fined for shooting a lobster in a hotel cooler
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(CBS affiliate)
 
 
 
Bank robber that was killed when a bomb strapped to him exploded may have been abducted, bomb strapped on, and forced to rob the bank
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brothel sponsors women's football team
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Fisherman posing with shark gets bitten in arm
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack, Day 6: Cum Fu
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hundreds of marijuana plants on farm the result of cows passing seeds in their poop. Police tipped off after pizza boxes, twinkie wrappers seen scattered about pasture
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russians lose yet another nuclear submarine
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Teen busted for Internet worm is under house arrest, a loser
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Students, using the Internet to plagiarize their papers, getting busted by teachers who paste sentences into Google
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(Some $#^&*@# telemarketers)
 
 
 
Farker Mr.Buddylee gets calls from SBC long distance every night, advice needed on how to annoy them as much as they annoy others
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit Top Gun: "This is what I call a target rich environment"
source: wavcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shark sightings at California beaches add exciting "swim and die" element of danger to Labor Day weekend
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox pound Yankees in first game of sweep. Yankees suck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler, Cameron Diez are highest paid stars in Hollywood
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Even if he made it all up, Arnold's old interview outrages the Right and the Left
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Google cache of alleged hacker's website
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Manifest and his father from the last Amazing Race
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Helsinki micro summit held for countries which only exist on the Internet, some "with their own flags, national anthems, money and passports"
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Fri August 29, 2003
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Hypnosis by boobies (not safe for work)
 
(capetimes.com)
 
 
 
Planned mass escape from an Argentine jail backfires when fat prisoner gets stuck in hole
source: capetimes.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Mayor of Camden, NJ has been using a stolen car since January
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack, Day 5: Baby Dodge Ball
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(Jack FM)
 
 
 
Remember the "cover songs" survey thread? Awesome Internet radio station doing cover-song weekend for Labor Day. Email your requests
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(EBaumsworld)
 
 
 
Mini Putt 2: This time, it's personal...
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(Manchester Online)
 
 
 
Getting tits out turns girl's life around
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Police department changes domain name. Pornography ensues
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
College football is here. Let's get the smack started. Duke sucks
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man blows himself up with bomb strapped to his chest AFTER he robs bank
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA chooses the top 10 telescope image of the year (great pics)
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Consumer group demonstrates lack of personal security by getting CIA chief's social security number for $26 bucks on Internet
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
"Blaster" suspect assigned public defender because he has no income, no assets and $3 in the bank
source: wcco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Cancer gene found to be in every 10th person. Still no cure
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Luxowell wants to know... is TotalFark worth it?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Back in the day, you had to piss off the mob to get stabbed, suffocated and beaten to death with a hammer. These days, all you have to do is piss off some suburban high schoolers
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Watch the arrest video of the crazy bride who flipped out at her reception
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Melting snowcaps in the Alps reveal decades-old corpses. Dinner is served
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
According to Con-Ed, just because the power was off doesn't mean you get out of paying for it
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner from Alias to do recruitment videos for the CIA
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(mildlydisturbed)
 
 
 
Farker mildlydisturbed to be best man in wedding, needs some ideas for a really good speach -- this is my best friend and I don't want to let him down
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(www.wkyc.com)
 
 
 
McDonalds's charges for extra sauce, prompting customer to dial 911
source: wkyc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Lactating women and old men stuck doing it doggy style are all part of running a love hotel
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Goldfish-nabbing champion disqualified for using illegal dipper
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Vermonter)
 
 
 
Make a cover for the 15th edition of the Bathroom Reader
source: bathroomreader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Homeowner hires escort. Fight over price leads to visit from "the enforcer"
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Spoon Boy," setting record for most spoons balanced on face, speaks about self-esteem: "I don't think I have any more talents"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Citizens of Red Sox Nation are indoctrinated at an early age and feel a World Series victory would spoil them
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tennesean)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gunman/hostage situation in Nashville, SWAT teams being held at bay
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Nerd)
 
Boobies
 
Sexy intergalactic trekkie babe. Not safe for work
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
81-year-old woman surprises junkie burglar, overpowers him with dinner and conversation
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It took six sets of batteries and three drivers, but a Segway made it to the top of Mt. Washington
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Last fart at the Swedish national bank
source: pub.tv2.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Crafty released mink are staging raids on exotic chicken farms and eating cats
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
German study finds women drivers not as bad at driving as men think
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Exclusive Hugh Hefner interview
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen busted for "Blaster Worm." As expected, no girlfriend in vicinity
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tony Blair's closest aide Alistair Campbell quits. In other news, the words "rats," "'sinking" and "ship" found desperately trying to form a sentence together
source: politics.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Number of dead due to Iraqi car bomb now over 75
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Police find laughing parrot after kicking down door to investigate "woman's screams"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: TV commercials. Link goes to some classics, but feel free to be creative
source: simplythebest.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Students question college rankings
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Eating doesn't make you fat -- living in the suburbs does
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cuban man rolls 45-foot-long cigar, breaks world record. Record for world's largest blunt set shortly thereafter
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
World's only living zenkey born in Japan
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More Britney on Madonna action... Now with new and improved Christina
source: search.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Sender of 100-million spam messages, sent to "time traveler or alien disguised as human" asking for time travel components, may have been fleeced, says father
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Car bomb kills up to 20 outside Iraqi mosque
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to test nukes
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Bofa D is leaving his job today and composing a goodbye email to his co-workers. Help him fill in the blank with something witty. Goodbye and ______. Voting enabled. Link goes nowhere
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman says she didn't mean to kill husband by squeezing his balls
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
How to politely get rid of co-workers who talk to you while you're in the can
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blaine warms up for his next "trick" by standing on the London Eye. The nation screams "Blink, damn you, blink."
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Executioner)
 
 
 
Theme: Devise a bizarre execution device or method. Keep pics SFW, not gory. Link goes to solar-powered inspiration
source: draconanarts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Turns out Arnold just made up those wacky 70's sex-and-drugs stories. No, really
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prisoner's inventions
source: temporaryservices.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FBI to arrest MsBlaster worm author
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Smoker)
 
 
 
Farker wants to quit smoking and has had no luck so far. How did you quit? (Link goes nowhere)
source: notobacco.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: A Jeep, a cat and a spatula
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Airplane passengers still routinely try to bring grenades and live ammunition onboard in their carry-on luggage
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(TheDenverChannel.com)
 
 
 
Black widow infestation closes school
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney and Madonna kissing at VMA
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Thu August 28, 2003
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA captures amazing pictures of Mars
source: nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Honda to offer Civic powered by natural gas. Bun-toasting rack sold separately
source: cars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(reviewjournal.com)
 
 
 
Jail guards accused of tossing lighted firecracker into cell
source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Go Cards!)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old may play this weekend during the UK / U of L football game
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Robot)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Czech and Japanese prime ministers welcoming the leader of our new robot masters
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark commenting guidelines
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Man fakes heart attack after arrest, then pretends he's dead to skip court appearance. Jailarity ensues
source: wcco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Purdue Exponent)
 
 
 
County offers amnesty if stolen pigs are returned right now
source: purdueexponent.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Billionaire Mayor Bloomberg rejected when applying for Sears credit card
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Recall fever spreads to Nevada
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls looking for fat guys to be part of new cheerleading squad
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
LAPD to switch to Glocks for sidearms. Gun much better suited for smaller, manicured hands, won't cause blisters
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you are in London, you must be reading this by candlelight
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. official: North Korea says it is considering declaring itself a nuclear nation, contemplating testing
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
What's the worst thing that ever happened to you at a fast-food restaurant? Voting enabled
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Police dog used to track down the same dumbass four separate times
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(NBC4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Help Farker cyphr555's high school football team get news coverage. Vote for Newark Catholic vs. Amanda Clearcreek (survey on right sidebar). Voting is close
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Pigs flown into Alaska to stink-test new tourist attraction
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Stinky fart costs bank $100,000
source: pub.tv2.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Baghdad couple names newborn child after Bush in appreciation for "liberation." Fox News to interrupt live broadcasting to annouce this any moment now
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Babe from 70's show "B.J. & The Bear" invents bra to hide "back fat"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Nineteen suspected terrorists in Canada probably just college slobs
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger: "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
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(NBC4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Remember our little high school football vote-rigging? Behold the power of Fa...r... Uh-oh...
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey reveals that flatulence can ruin intimate moments
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Vibrators are fairly weak around water, they break easily and are hard to repair without specialized knowledge"
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(FutureMan)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Futureman's roommate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Matrix: Cliche for PShops, but new fodder for AudEds
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Mississippi judge ordered to remove burning cross from courtroom
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man constructs model rocket out of hundreds of empty Stella Artois beer cans. T-minus diarrhea and counting
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack, Day 4: Pussy City Pimps
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC parents will now get direct phone line to vent their ignorant rage
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Foot licker gets 18 months in jail
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oracle employee who makes $100k a year files class-action suit because he has to work too hard
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Survey finds U.S. has more cars on road than drivers. Police on lookout for unoccupied vehicles speeding down highway
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Teen puts on Jason-like mask and scares little kids going to first day of school
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(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Scientists say it's safe to eat rabbits that live in nuclear waste
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(Brenda Price)
 
Boobies
 
The Lex and Terry Newschick. She collects her morning news from FARK (safe for work)
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(gazette.net)
 
 
 
Late-night KFC deliveryman is unfortunate witness to urination/whackety-whack incident
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Two guys had 15 minutes to steal a £30m painting. Did it in 14
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Primitive sharks still immune to high technology. Humans surrender.
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Toilet paper dispensers can play your favorite songs with a wipe of the bottom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disaster waiting to happen
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(ABC 13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal cars, learn how to drive them
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(ClickOnDetroit)
 
 
 
Two men attempt to rob armed blind man. Hilarity ensues
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman faces arrest when she returns to New Zealand for saying "bullshit" at Auckland Town Hall 30 years ago
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(sierrasun.com)
 
 
 
Man impaled through the eye with an 18-inch-long, 1.5-inch-diameter chip auger drill bit. Is feeling much better now, with x-ray pic
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(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
A Bronx bagel store owner finds blueprints of the buildings set to rise at Ground Zero in the trash outside his shop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jessica Lynch honorably discharged from the military
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Wed August 27, 2003
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, half naked pictures of Chairman Mao, Albert Einstein and Eleanor Roosevelt in one convenient digest
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger takes in millions in corporate campaign contributions while criticizing other candidates for doing the same, says it's different for him because he "wouldn't be influenced by it"
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(WBZ)
 
 
 
Goats faint when starled, but the sheep are still scared (with video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RIAA has new mp3 tracking tactics. College students surrender
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(kshb.com)
 
 
 
Pickup truck rolls four times after wife grabs steering wheel during argument
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Women knocks down 100-year-old ceiling tiles, gets hit in head with dirty bra that falls from ceiling. Woman sells bra on Ebay
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Out of sex positions to try? Have new ones streamed directly to your mobile phone
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(Xian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
A handy guide to understanding the psychotic neocons who have seized the reigns of American power
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seventies food. Crap like Grape Tang
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Waste some time while attempting a quasi-great escape in this fun flash game
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bride and groom
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(E! online)
 
 
 
Fan of Bobby Brown tipped police off to his whereabouts because Whitney wouldn't sign an autograph for them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EPA exempts older power plants from clean-air rules
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Farmer's hemp stolen by disappointed people who thought they were going to get high
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun is on the case of the mom who stripped for her kid's birthday. Here's the arrest report
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(newsinsider.org)
 
 
 
Frankensteins in the Pentagon: DAPRA's creepy bioengineering program
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(Komo)
 
 
 
What happened to those CD refund checks?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Governator talks openly about sex and drugs in an adult magazine in 1977. The Smoking Gun is there
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Loch Ness hotel owners looking for workers to move there since no one can understand the locals
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Contractor hired move bodies from cemetary and re-bury them dumps them in a landfill
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Football coach stalks hamsters for relaxation
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
When running a red light, keep your pipe bombs in the trunk and not in the glove box
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man attempting to rid apartment of wasp nest arms self with cigarette lighter, can of flammable bug spray. Wasps are now the least of his problems
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(TDN)
 
 
 
Man steals Corvette after owner empties break fluid. Hilarity ensues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Officials surprised at number of emergency-room patients seen due to bad batches of moonshine
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
John Hinckley set to be released now that he's "cured"; wants to do lunch with Jodie Foster
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Illegal Chilean sea-bass fishing boat eludes officials for 20 days
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(Omaha)
 
 
 
College bookstore in Lincoln offering free beer with purchase of books
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Republican Party outsources fundraising to call centers in India
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Ding dong the SPEWS is dead. Somethingawful wins
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Archeologists unearth evidence ancient Romans were dorks. "It's embarrassing for them"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Blow Bib (tm): Because we all know jit happens (site not overtly unsafe for work)
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Canadians can get government ganja
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
An Ohio real-estate agent has bought billboards in the Akron area to try and sell LeBron James a home
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
At least thirty-nine trampled to death during stampede to take a bath in India
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
State Fair worker gets high, strips, goes on naked romp, groping women along the way. Fun ends when hit by a train
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
11.8 Petaflop computer going live. Will be used for scientific purposes (porn)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arafat calls on Palestinians to commit to cease-fire. Also wants Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy to aid in negotiations
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man mistaken for pig thief gets ankles, testicles and penis cut off
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Vigilante dads beat up rapist. Court says, yeah, we would have done that too
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(National Post)
 
 
 
A gross underestimation of Canadian apathy leads to terrorists targeting the CN Tower
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Six-way North Korean talks off to rough start when Russia accuses U.S. of kicking under the table, Japan blames South Korea for bogarting peanut dish
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man gets more beaver than he bargains for when he can't keep his balls to himself at minor-league game
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Conviction against pedophile priest who died in prison will be erased
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Boy's birthday party spoiled when all the go-carts are rented. Mom saves the day by buying the boys beer, renting a hotel room, giving them $1 bills and putting on strip tease for them
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
300-pound orangutan corners zoo worker for a hug
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
42-year-old California woman becomes first heart transplant patient to climb Matterhorn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The makers of Zoloft fund a study showing Zoloft is safe for kids to use
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((One Original Picture by One Ori)
 
 
 
Farker's friend saw this in Philly, sitting all alone on a bench
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Priceless da Vinci painting stolen. Unsellable in art market. Check Ebay for listing soon
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Dark chocolate can lower your blood pressure
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Attorney general to chief justice: Thou shalt remove the Ten Commandments by the weekend
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(NBC4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Help Farker cyphr555's high school football team get news coverage. Vote for Newark Catholic vs. Amanda Clearcreek (survey on right sidebar)
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian politician proud of punching out opponent at debate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mary Kate and Ashley want you to stick them in your mouth and enjoy their bubblegum minty goodness
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(NBC5)
 
NewsFlash
 
Six people shot in a Chicago warehouse. "Multiple deaths involved"
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack, Day 3: Afroman
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Raiders cheerleader fired for appearing nude on porn site
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In a move sure to piss off God, workers will move Alabama Ten Commandments display today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man on holiday checks his tiny bonsai tree into hotel where it will have vacation of its own
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Expert" says Mars approach will spawn record number of alien hybrid babies
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Alan Keyes makes persuasive argument that states can establish religions (Warning: Requires actual reading of Constitution)
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
New fad for teenyboppers: Posing nude for coin-op photo machines
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Photoshop the founders of The Smoking Gun and Mo Rocca in this truly awful pic
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Who is your favorite SbB Girl?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minks on the run / minks on the run / and the jailor man / and Sailor Sam / were searching everyone...
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Magnitude 3.8 quake shakes Los Angeles County area. Thought to be caused by candidates stampeding towards outstretched microphones
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tokyo Fark Party, September 19 at 6pm Tokyo time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I like 'em," said Kaufman, referring to the slabs of deep-fried bull gonads he'd just consumed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nude scenes increase on British TV
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Global warming is a religion. See what happens when you mess with the global-warming crowd
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It had to happen eventually: The Bugatti Veyron 16.4, a car that will sell for over $1 million
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unsatisfactory male stripper beaten after performing bachelorette party
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nutjobs write letters to the judge in Kobe's case. The Smoking Gun is there
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today Pigskinpool is back, group name "fark". Come learn how to pick games from Farker Nodhg
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(Independent)
 
 
 
British government secretly planned to sell radioactive meat to citizens just to see what would happen
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Tue August 26, 2003
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Charlize Theron: The South African goddess (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man attempts to break own 176-hour record for roller-coaster riding, proves English major good for more than teaching
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(AP)
 
 
 
California town's drinking fountain for dogs is quite pup-ular
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
From the Sensational Sports Dept: Rafting on rubber sex dolls
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(kansascity.com)
 
 
 
Asshat spends 147 hours on toilet-equipped roller coaster
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Throw Tomatoes at Anything That Moves for Three Hours" festival set to draw record crowds
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Judge orders Oakland taxpayers to fork over $44 million for years of non-sellout Raider games
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Mars makes closest approach to Earth early Wednesday morning. Find out the exact time in your city
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Grower of 2lb, 9.5 oz. tomato claims size of fruit has nothing to do with his proximity to nuclear power plant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German town terrorized by lions discovers the lions in question aren't real, but actually part of promo stunt
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker AshMCairo's friend building his trebuchet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Smiling verboten in Canada passport photos
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Missing wallet returned 50 years later, and wouldn't you know it, the money is gone
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA blistered in final Columbia accident report
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Dell patents "reboot and see if that fixes it" tech-support process
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(cmonitor.com)
 
 
 
If New Hampshire eliminates toll booths, what will drivers do with the lobsters and bullets they throw in the baskets?
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(The State)
 
 
 
Butts County, Georgia wants to keep its flatulent name. Residents who don't like being the butt of jokes can butt out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finnish scientists pinpoint dyslexia gene. Still no cure for recnac
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(some dude)
 
 
 
Group of deranged Nebraskans think that they can build a highway from Texas to Asia
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(KCTV5.com)
 
 
 
Strip club suing state for trying to stop 18-year-olds from showing boobies
source: kctv.com
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Earthquake shakes Pennsylvania, New Jersey. God's attempt to swallow both seemingly thwarted
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(AP)
 
 
 
College education + boredom = bad things. Cricket-spitting contest held at Rutgers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov. Perry will likely call a third special session of the Texas legislature. Democrats still hiding out in New Mexico. Texas taxpayers screwed either way
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(Albuquerque Alibi)
 
 
 
Farker sees story about U.S. Highway 666 signs being stolen. Farker orders replica U.S. Highway 666 signs and starts selling them in Fark classifieds. Cops don't know about replica part, hilarity ensues
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Broken Newz presents the California Governor Candidate Deck of Cards. U.S. forces claim to already have captured Gallagher
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
Now you can bug the hell out of your dog by putting ugly-ass sunglasses on it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Weapons-grade uranium found in Iran. In other news, President Bush blames invasion of Iraq on typographical error
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(goerie.com)
 
 
 
One free doughnut, shame on you. Two free doughnuts, shame on me
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(Iwon)
 
NewsFlash
 
Commuter plane crashes off Cape Cod. Unconfirmed report that it hit Ted Kennedy's ass
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(The Gateway)
 
 
 
Nebraskan motorists "amazed" by roundabout. Can't wait for invention of cellphones so they can tell all their friends
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(AskMen)
 
 
 
Ten signs she's flirting with you
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshot of the naked yoga lady. Not guy, lady. We swear
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Maxim Magazine covers that which no one wants to see
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(AP)
 
 
 
Wedding guest bites off man's finger, smears cake in nine-year-old's face, knocks out 49-year-old woman. Otherwise, it was a beautiful wedding
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Opium stuffed in melons. Squeeze some lemojuana juice on there to keep them from browning. It's a good thing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush is the first ever Amish president: Doesn't use email, PDAs, DTV, mobile phones, etc.
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(AP)
 
 
 
Stank-ass employee responsible for new policy requiring all city employees to smell nice
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(CBC)
 
 
 
New record for Rubik's cube set. Twenty farking seconds
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC 10)
 
 
 
Lizard spit drug controls diabetes, cuts weight, reduces auto insurance costs
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Town residents no longer have to choke their own chickens
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Depressed? How about some S&M to whip those blues away
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Like video-phones before it, video-chat apparently set to take off
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Old people have sense of humour, researchers say
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(Wavlist.com)
 
 
 
Ever been in a Turkish prison? AudioEdit clips from the movie "Airplane"
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(kyw1060)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania state legislator wants to create a gubernatorial recall procedure because of budget stalemate over education with the governor
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(Click on Detroit)
 
 
 
Money doesn't buy happiness, says study, but can get you two chicks at once
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(ADN)
 
 
 
ADN writes article implying that child rape is okay as long as they get married and stay that way for ten years. Because of course that solves everything
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Biggest deficit ever doesn't even include cost of occupying Iraq
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ignorant dumbasses fretting over Mars coming within 35 million miles of Earth
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Sprint informed that cover photo on phone book is poppy plant
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Female pop stars discover that by showing more skin, they will usually get more popular
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Postwar Iraq death toll exceeds combat deaths
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rather than encase themselves in ice or sit in holes for extended amounts of time, Russian hypnotists are finding a more lucrative outlet for their powers
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Not content with being ranked near the bottom in education, California schools to stop giving homework
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Stranded boater fires six shots at rescuers after drinking beer all night on Beer Can Island
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(The Grand Mean)
 
 
 
Farker JSavimbi in a ten-legged race
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(Sherdog.com)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson signed for kickboxing and ultimate fighting by the Japanese K1 organization
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House chef says French fries were always on the menu
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Catholic Church says it never persecuted Galileo
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack, Day 2: "Dig Dug." Not safe for work
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(worldnetdaily.com)
 
 
 
Twenty-two things about the Bible that drive the Left crazy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Eating bats not as healthy as you thought
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Caption Jose Canseco and his parents at a hearing
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Page3.com's Class of 2003 is very easy on the eyes. Not safe for work
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Crime rate dips to 30-year low. Criminals hang heads in shame, debate what went wrong
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
201,000 students attend colleges within 10 miles of Boston. All claiming to be majoring in something called "gettin' some"
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(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
Green sea turtle: 1. Six-inch rusty spear in its neck: 0
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(Sir Fark Alot)
 
Boobies
 
"I like big butts and I can not lie/You other Farkers can't deny" version 2.0 (not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Note to self: Never bring 500 gallons of propane to an event
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Figuring that the huge crowd of gigantic asses would cause a traffic jam, Oregon police are closing down a stretch of road for the grand opening of a Krispy Kreme donut shop
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson says that without the money to pay for a "dream team" of lawyers, he would not have been acquitted of murder charges
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(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
Demi Moore sets a shining example for middle-aged women until they figure out very few of them look like Demi Moore
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Oregon Senate passes bill to fund multi-million-dollar baseball stadium in hopes of attracting the Expos
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Spongebob Squarepants creator defends show from accusations Spongebob is gay: "I always think of them as being somewhat asexual"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola officials claim they have no knowledge of logos painted on the Himalayas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson offers empathy for NBA star Kobe Bryant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker FortKnox's kid in his sweet Hawaiian shirt
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(All Access)
 
 
 
Homeowner grows nine-foot ganja tree in his back yard because "it's kind of pretty"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger's dad busts a move at Stones concert (w/rockin' photo)
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(Click on Detroit.com)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme truck stolen, held for ransom
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Intoxicated man leaves collection of crappy beer cans on shore before falling into canal. "They thought he had swam home," police say. "They said he had done that before"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Minnesota beauty queen collects $190,000 in disability while competing in aerobic events
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Mon August 25, 2003
(Wired)
 
 
 
Buyer picks up a Blackberry RIM on eBay for $15.50. Puts in new battery to find 200 internal emails from Morgan Stanley and database of 1000 names
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Artificial reef designed to improve marine life is attracting sharks
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Snorkeling in muddy ditches now a path to glory in Wales
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Counterpoint: There is no East Coast bias in sports
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Turns out the bonkers bride story from last week is better than previously thought. The Smoking Gun is there
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man uses drink cup to rob store (w/pic)
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(Absocold)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy getting arrested at his bachelor party
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Panda Ling Ling can't knock up Xin Xin with his ding dong because he has old jizz jazz
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Keegan fills Schmeichel's gap with Seaman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 94 years in a row and chances are I've got a faded Ryne Sandberg poster on my wall and a 'Let's Play Two' bumper sticker on a cooler of chilled Old Style"
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
TechTV provides cybersex tips
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Want to avoid jury service? Just don't show up
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian terrorist suspect claims he's just a slow student
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 10 examples of East Coast bias in sports. Six involve New York teams
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(abc-7.com)
 
 
 
Newspaper carrier arrested for stealing lawn ornaments on her paper route
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Gas line fixed in Arizona. Asshats can stop hoarding at any time
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Annual snail race in Spain lacks the thrills of "Seabiscuit"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Burning Man is more than just boobies and drugs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nude Courtney Love makes out with model Ekaterina Hlebanova during photo shoot. Millions of men preparing for the strange feeling of being turned-on and disgusted at the same time
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Thirty-four percent of NFL fans would like to see the likeness of former Green Bay Packers coach Vince Lombardi on a new $3 bill
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Family with secret noodle recipe avoids traveling together so they won't all die in accident
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese have their pick from sex professions: Masseurs, Gynecologist or Stick Flick Soup men
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack, Day 1: "Disco Mario" (w/rom download)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman jailed for doing nude yoga in the park
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(AskMen)
 
 
 
AskMen's top 99 most desirable women: #10 Beyonce Knowles (safe for work)
source: askmen.com
 
(RedVsBlue.com)
 
Video
 
Red vs. Blue PSA: Advice on getting a tattoo. Brief Strong Bad cameo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Learning from mistakes. Post what you'll never do again, after learning the first time. Voting enabled
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Modest Proposal interviews Drew and Mike about Fark
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Average American eats 30 pounds of cheese per year
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Black amputee offered white prosthetic leg as replacement because it's cheaper
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Pics of girl who got arrested flashing her boobies in Greek club (not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. soldiers using confiscated Iraqi AK-47s because they can't get enough U.S. rifles and ammo
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ninety-five percent of the 10,000 ads a kid sees every year are for candy, soft drinks, fast food and sugared cereals rather than automobiles, stoves and Geritol
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The Left: The food industry and advertisers are big bullies that practically force feed people with gimmicks and high-calorie treats. The Right: You're fat, your fault
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Murder suspect caught when his picture appears in a magazine for "pigeon fanciers"
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(Sound America)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a sweeeet answering machine message with these kickass South Park wav's (five pages)
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Last week, bride arrested; this week, the best man goes to jail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prison guards describe pedophile priest's death
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Another reason to go to the gym: Hot fitness model Kristia Knowles (SFW)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bagpipes ruin lives
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
American sprinter holds up track-and-field event for nearly an hour after laying on track, refusing to move
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(Manchester Online)
 
 
 
38-million-dollar man David Beckham benched for sucking
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Girl does her Masters study on Page 3 girls. (Pic has boobies in the background but is probably SFW)
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Autistic boy is smothered to death as congregation tries to rid him of his demons
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown's fans love him so much they called the police and let them know where he is
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Strong Bad answers email from a friend with no name
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spare us from butt-numbing Hoon
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Forty six dead in Indian explosions
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(MIT.edu)
 
 
 
MIT's freshman orientation guide to hooking up
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Street legal 1001-horsepower car (pics)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Final word on NASA's failure with Columbia
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Two injured when world's tallest, longest rollercoaster lost the "roller" part (second tallest, actually)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox win 4th in a row, Pedro to pitch tomorrow... August slump over? These are the end times
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Finally, the carb-free brain freeze
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(The Register)
 
 
 
CEO of Amazon in "sexpot shock" after meeting Kournikova
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan's next movie a love story. Lead actresses run for the hills
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