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Sun August 03, 2003
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(Google)
 
 
 
The Girl Scout Council of Licking Valley, Inc
source: lvgsc.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Some Microsoft millionaires feeling guilty about being rich
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(106)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some FUTUBORO?
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty percent of teens surveyed don't wear seatbelts because they wrinkle clothing. Guess they'll look real purty for the coroner
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(273)
 
(Red vs. Blue)
 
 
 
Red vs. Blue Episode 14 now up
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(74)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
They are magnets for anti-traditionalist, leftist staffers who fondle their ideals over the air. Their revenue is carved directly out of the public's hide
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(172)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Librarians fighting against Patriot Act
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(243)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Government agency says woman needs building permit for inflatable kiddie pool
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(52)
 
(Some Neurologist)
 
 
 
Man attempts to kill self with the most original suicide in history. Near death ensues
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(102)
 
(Darwin)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Stupid product warning labels inspired by Darwin award winners
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(92)
 
(1010wins)
 
 
 
Woman ejected from treadmill after falling. One guess at what she is going to do
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(121)
 
(Some Carnivore)
 
 
 
Mall infested with ants because animal-rights-activist mall owner won't allow them to be exterminated, insists they be "moved"
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Tila Nguyen, the hottest damn woman posted on Fark in a long-ass time (NSFW)
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(6)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
High school dress codes revisited: To ensure compliance, dress like a dweeb (w/pics)
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(191)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dalai Llama misses sex, shoots guns
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(59)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Anal leakage? What anal leakage?
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(129)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If printer ink were gasoline, it would cost $175,000 to fill your car
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(151)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Reuter's rewrites freelance journalist's story. All original content removed. Reporter not amused
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(246)
 
(Daventry Today)
 
 
 
"They were like two brown jellyfish in the sky, they looked like they were swimming and I had not taken any drugs"
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(62)
 
(Realtor.com)
 
 
 
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, but she's dead now. Want to buy her house?
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop John Kerry and this little girl in face paint
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(78)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lebron James jerseys outselling all others except Jordan
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(84)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fark mentioned in article about Malta closing its only airport during its peak tourist season three times a day so that fireworks could be let off
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(71)
 
(arkansasnbc.com)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 85 cattle overturns, bursts into flames. Dinner is served
source: arkansasnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After 300 lessons and 20 tests, grandmother passes driving exam. Looks forward to "visiting" local farmer's market
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(78)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Thieves steal man's house
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(36)
 
(arkansasnbc.com)
 
 
 
Owners of XXXtreme Novelties say the triple Xs on the sign were mistake and they have no intention of opening sex shop
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(38)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk musician arrested after plowing into car with his van. The article doesn't mention it, but he was probably a drummer
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(63)
 
(ninemsn)
 
 
 
Sydney cabbies in fear as roving packs of children go on robbery spree
source: news.ninemsn.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Shatner: Two weeks of bran, moving experience
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Abandoned missile silos become safe homes
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes Sears Tower, continues on to strike second building (pic)
source: wireservice.wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For sale: Old-ass house, complete with old-ass tortoise
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Bot)
 
 
 
Cyborg Liberation Front: The movement for post-human rights
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(47)
 
(cbs.sportsline.com)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson blows $300 million in fight earnings, files for bankruptcy
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(59)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Found Iraqi gold pain in brass
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rep. Darrell Issa playing with beach ball
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(71)
 
(avpress.com)
 
 
 
Air Force unveils latest star in arsenal -- Global Hawk
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A body to die for and eyes that could swallow your soul -- Monica Miller
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(127)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Naked man hopped up on shrooms wages and loses epic battle against cop car
source: onnnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
World sauna championships in Finland. "I'm pink but happy," said the winner
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(69)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How Captain Kirk would out-invest Mr. Spock
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(42)
 


Sat August 02, 2003
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Beer Drinking Team recruiting members. Drew Curtis Wheaties boxes imminent
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Project Voyeur)
 
Boobies
 
2003 Nudes-a-Poppin' Pro/Am Silicon Strut-Pff [1of 9]. Not safe for work
source: projectvoyeur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(twincities.com)
 
 
 
Judges get new tool for chronic DWI offenders
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(csmonitor.com)
 
 
 
Guide to exploring Mars online
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best. Tombstone. Ever
source: waxy.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Travel tip from the TSA: Don't put notes in your luggage that say "Stay the [expletive] out of my bag you [expletive] sucker. Have you found a [expletive] bomb yet?"
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(591)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Police apologise to speeding driver -- speed camera can't add
source: ichuddersfield.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man upset by seeing bare-breasted Russian brunette
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kickbox champ chases down driver, winds up shot to death
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(SD Union-Tribune)
 
 
 
National University rescinds professor job offer to convicted murderer of three
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(36)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Japan businessmen to dress like Michael Jackson
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger to announce campaign intentions Wednesday on Tonight Show. No large words anticipated
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Nice Doggie.net)
 
 
 
How to defeat someone who thinks they can defeat the Right in three minutes
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(384)
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
Pentagon report: China's space warfare tactics aimed at U.S. supremacy
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(89)
 
(Pakistani Chronicle)
 
 
 
As if there wasn't enough natural hazards in India. Latest danger: Floating rhinos
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(14)
 
(Moviefone)
 
 
 
The Fresh Prince Vs. Martin
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(44)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
How well do you know South Park? Take this quiz to find out
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(99)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bar threatens to sue TV show for suggesting marijuana is available there
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(16)
 
(The Post and Courier)
 
 
 
67-year-old man opens fire on drug dealers having gun-fight in his front yard
source: charleston.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Top teen summer job injuries (scroll down)
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Californian Governor Gray Davis in classic "slapping hand to forehead" gesture
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Soldier treated for hypothermia after sleeping in fridge to escape sweltering heat
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Frustrated student sets fire to 140,000 origami cranes
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Lip reading fortune teller says unless you see a woman's private parts, there's no way to tell what the future holds for her
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Greetings, programs. Photoshop Tron 2.0. Link goes to wallpapers
source: tron20.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US releases altered Saddam pictures; photoshop other ways Saddam might have changed his appearance
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
FBI warns of possible al-Qaeda scuba diver attack on Washington State ferries; "crashing wildly into dock" still #1 hazard
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In an attempt to solve traffic problems, Malaysia is building half a bridge
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Huge-ass hailstone breaks thirty-three year old record for huge-ass hailstones (with pic)
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(68)
 
(texarkanagazette.com)
 
 
 
Convenience store manager doesn't see the big deal in selling glass tube rose, lighter, and Brillo pad in plain brown paper bag to paranoid customers
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(154)
 


Fri August 01, 2003
(ABC)
 
 
 
Spam leads little girl to ask her AOL executive father, 'daddy, do I need a bigger penis?'"
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(138)
 
(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
Police say seventeen year old who seduced women by saying he was a spy on a secret mission to collect their microbes through sex was really just scamming them
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do-not-call registry brings about the return of door-to-door salesmen
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unemployed man confronts Bush economic advisors about mass lay-offs. Told to "just wait". Just wait?.
source: jobforjohn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(301)
 
(Zug.com)
 
 
 
A guide to the ancient art of marathon drinking
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nordic double fisted binge drinking only hampered by Hagar The Hangover
source: asia.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Airline, bored with losing luggage, loses Stanley Cup instead
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Naked man with knife shot by police. Links to good video (doesn't show shooting, though)
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(50)
 
(BostonHerald.com)
 
 
 
It's hard to know exactly how many monkeys are loose in central Massachusetts at any given time
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Steve Young, Michael Jackson, and Bill Murray sign up to run in California's recall election
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kid uses camera-equipped cellphone to foil kidnapper. Authorities noted: If you're not fat, it's a good way to protect yourself
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(44)
 
(Some Weird Al)
 
 
 
Give Weird Al something to make his eyes really bulge out
source: weirdal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Eastern Poconos Community News)
 
 
 
Couple banned from community pool because friend didn't pay $100 "bad attitude" ticket
source: epcommunitynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man buys used sofa stuffed with three pounds of dynamite
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk man arrested for testing homemade potato-bazooka on live targets
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Encarta)
 
 
 
Mistakes that led to lasting inventions
source: encarta.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Men wants mulitple partners, so do women. Only men will admit it
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to 12-pound, five-ounce baby; doesn't want any more kids
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Surreal headline of the week: Wooden Elephant Turns to Soul Legends
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Youngstown Biz Journal)
 
 
 
Some people want Jim Traficant, a former Congressman and current inmate, to run for president
source: business-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Internet users who download music don't care if they're violating copyright laws
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
194 people arrested in one night during drag-racing dragnet
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(262)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Judge recuses himself after learning his dog will appear as witness for defense
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Jerry Springer" replaced by "Trading Spaces" and other educational programs in New Jersey prisons
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Cincinnati finds out about Homestar Runner
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Doctors perform unprecedented triple-kidney swap
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cashiers in Argentina are being forced to wear diapers to keep them from taking toilet breaks at work. When asked how they felt about it, they replied, "Depends..."
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Twenty dead in attack on Russian hospital
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(361)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silly picture from farker rockhound2k2's company website
source: deltaenv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(CBS/Letterman)
 
 
 
Letterman's top 10 reasons Arnold Schwarzenegger is not running for Governor of California
source: cbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Publisher of Hustler files initial paperwork to run in California gubernatorial recall
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Showdown: Whole Foods vs. Krispy Kreme
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's to introduce automated grill. Peat Moss now eligible for jobs at McDonald's
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(CA.Gov)
 
 
 
Requirements to run for governor of California. Hmmmmm
source: ss.ca.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(cyclingnews.com)
 
 
 
Germany hosting world-cycling championships. German team not competing because of fractious infighting
source: cyclingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(SI)
 
 
 
First college football coaches poll is out. Which "O" tops the list?
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(304)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Elderly man successfully maneuvers vehicle through dining room and into kitchen of Chinese restaurant -- the scourge continues
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Kimsoft)
 
 
 
More political activism links than you can shake your senator at
source: kimsoft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dog bites drunken flasher's penis
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Enron, Russian style
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Hackers may launch organized attack against Windows machines. The world surrenders
source: globetechnology.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(260)
 
(Conceptual Guerillas)
 
 
 
How to defeat the Right in three minutes
source: conceptualguerilla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1328)
 
(Ojr.org)
 
 
 
Fark mentioned in article about website that checks Internet hoax
source: ojr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker TheSnacky is going to Boston to visit family. Requests advice on how to deal with "you're fat" comments from dad. Link goes to home city of Mobile, AL
source: cityofmobile.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(340)
 
(Channel Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Automated emergency-telephone-alert system calls residents at 3 a.m. to notify them of rescheduled fireworks show
source: channelcincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Babe Zone)
 
Boobies
 
The lovely Brooke Burke (not safe for work)
source: babezone.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(estellereyna.com)
 
Boobies
 
Warning: Extreme hotness (safe for work?)
source: estellereyna.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new statue for Trafalgar Square
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Burglary attempt foiled by naked resident
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker CaptainDut's mother-in-law has just been given a few weeks due to cancer. Please post thoughts, stories and prayers in comments
source: cancer.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Supergirl. Helen Slater dons the red cape and panties for this 1984 box-office flop
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devils dying. Bugs Bunny named as a suspect
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dixie Chicks rear ended by Cox
source: home.abc28.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Suspect in missing-child hoax has been involved in crank calls, bad checks, bomb threats and many cons
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 


Thu July 31, 2003
(Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Ashton Kutcher, Paul Walker and Britney Spears lined up for new Dukes of Hazzard movie
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Iron Mike" Ditka in ads for Viagra competitor. Now to be called "Stick of Butter on a Hot Day Mike" Ditka
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coors to start selling Coors Light in England. Guiness cowers in mock fear
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(9News)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines buys new, taller planes that don't fit under pedestrian bridge at their home airport
source: 9news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Street sweeper halts morning cleaning to proposition undercover officer for oral sex
source: toledoblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Press Telegram)
 
 
 
Fat-ass 400-pound California man arrested after robbing several gas stations by cornering the employees
source: presstelegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(EDP24)
 
 
 
Rogue radio waves lock dozens of people out of their cars
source: edp24.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(worldnet)
 
 
 
The Aztec god Quetzalcoatl wants you to remember AIDS
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop President Bush watching tee ball
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Poindexter to resign over PAM, TIA and other vague acronyms
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three-hundred proofs for the existence of God
source: godlessgeeks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(701)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Stranded cross-Atlantic rower phones mom for help
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Will N. Dowd is having friends over and needs some good ideas for the grill that don't involve burgers or hot dogs
source: grilling-recipes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(241)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Jennifer Copeland (not safe for work?)
source: jencopeland.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(statesman.com)
 
 
 
Bush nominee for U.S. Tax Court claimed improper deductions for at least three years
source: statesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman, who was recorded asking boyfriend to kidnap and murder people by shoving crystal meth up their rectums, says it was taken out of context
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
California town puts 500 goats on payroll
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(52)
 
(NatCenSciEd)
 
 
 
Bill in Michigan to force science teachers to acknowledge (un)Intelligent Design Theory
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(954)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea ready for six-way -- boom chica boom boom
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vandal puts on high-heeled shoes in attempt to disguise footprints during getaway. Heel-arity ensues
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(39)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
MuchMoreMusic's 11-hour coverage of Toronto SARS concert fails to include actual concert coverage
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(143)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
All about the terrorist futures market and how it would have operated
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(218)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Test your knowledge of website slogans, free point for Fark's
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(134)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New websites help people catch their cheating spouses
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a move to ease tensions, U.S. official describes North Korea as a "hellish nightmare"
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(215)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Domain squatter asking only $500,000 for Vancouver2010-OlympicGames.com
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(183)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
"The afternoon kicked off on a low point for Timberlake when a concertgoer's sign questioning the singer's sexuality made it to the jumbotrons for about 15 seconds..."
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(368)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woman suing DaimlerChrysler saying their passanger vans are defective because they don't handle well off-road
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(101)
 
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Town of 600 has 741 registered voters
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(80)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan cardioligists may legally kiss patients' boobies
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(114)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Former Microsoft executive now delivering books on a yak
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(99)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man skydives across English Channel (with pic)
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop unlikely methods of defecting from Cuba. Link goes to example
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rafters who used 1951 truck to float from Cuba to U.S. are seeking asylum
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(330)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Fuel thieves use lighter to check gauges. Hilarity ensues
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Without "American Idol" on air, public realizing participants' records are pretty much crap
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(145)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
School nurse gives birth to baby on subway, puts placenta in bag, buys newspaper
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(163)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
City workers mistakenly pipe wastewater into houses instead of regular tap water
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(87)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein reportedly less optimistic about war
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(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thirty-seven percent of all Brits want Beckham on banknotes
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(188)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beetle declared highest-jumping insect. Fleas demand drug test
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(54)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this attendee at a pro-beef rally in Alberta
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(86)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunk airline passenger says he's sorry for opening emergency exit door on plane
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(55)
 
(Charleston.net)
 
 
 
Robber using blowtorch to cut through safe accidently lights loot inside on fire. $3,000 up in smoke
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(33)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pac Bell sends a f*ck off to the RIAA on behalf of its users
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(256)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Worst headline of the week
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(132)
 
(ACFNewsource.org)
 
 
 
Airport terrorist-profiling system does worse than random searches
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(64)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Cooter throws Dukes of Hazzard 25th Anniversary party. No word on whether Daisy plans to throw 25th Anniversary cooter party
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(74)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
The Player discusses tactics for a successful trip to the nightclub (e.g., what not to do to when picking up chicks)
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(164)
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
Woman tossing furniture off sixth-floor apartment tells cops she's just getting rid of it and it's not the first time she's done it
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(36)
 
(RateBeer.com)
 
 
 
The world's worst beers
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(382)
 


Wed July 30, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gigli already being called a low point in cinema history: "Among its biggest problems is a love scene in which Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, 'It's turkey time. Gobble, gobble'"
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(178)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
"Gilligan robber" continues to elude police despite coconut-cream-pie traps left around city
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(20)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
College dropout publishes solution to 2000-year-old mathematical paradox
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(263)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Ten funeral-goers die after drinking homemade gin at the wake. But of course it wasn't the gin, it was the sorcery afoot that killed them
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(39)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Supermarkets not immune to deadly rampaging oak trees
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(29)
 
(News8Austin)
 
 
 
Texas redistricting explained with pizza and doughnuts. Mmm... doughnuts
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(71)
 
(OrlandoSentinel.com)
 
 
 
Tollbooth workers share their nutball-motorist stories
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
During batting practice at Wrigley Field, Barry Bonds hits one out of park and breaks apartment window.
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
NSFW classic boobies: Ornella Muti. Played Princess Aura in the 1980 camp classic, Flash Gordon. FLASH. Ahh ahhhhhhhhh
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(98)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hunting for Bambi officially a hoax. Mayor to file charges for "embarassing" Las Vegas, as if that's possible
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(60)
 
(7am.com)
 
 
 
Bar owners decide suing underage drinkers is easier than checking IDs
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(68)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Dead Palestinian boy's family donate his organs to save four Israeli children
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(191)
 
(7onyourside.com)
 
 
 
That next jar of Russian caviar you buy may have actually come from the Ohio River
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(42)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop Lance Armstrong with his Tour de France trophy
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(124)
 
(Some Elvis Lovin' Gal)
 
Weeners
 
If you're gonna impersonate the King, impersonate the young, sexy version (safe for work?)
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(47)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Ion drives: Science fiction or science fact?
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hospital wins award for making doctors type prescriptions into computers because their handwriting sucks so bad
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(42)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man smokes cigarette in paint truck with 17 guys riding on it. Hilarity ensues
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(67)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Pamela Anderson at different states of boobage (not safe for work)
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(74)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hot college profs rate higher
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(46)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Smoking ban leads to tobacco-infused drink
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whale gets confused, starts patrolling former German U-Boat harbor
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(20)
 
(knoxnews.com)
 
 
 
State-hired paving contractors put "Odai and Qusai dead - way to go 101st" on highway message boards. Hilarity ensues
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(303)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
The 2003 salaries for the 827 major-league baseball players, sorted by team
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(123)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG dishes up the poop on the milk-squirting stripper
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(219)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What makes Code Red... red?
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(271)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bank apologizes for praising Adolf Hitler as economic leader of the 1930s
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(246)
 
(Some Coastal Guy)
 
 
 
Man successfully robs gas station with a hammer
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(48)
 
(TKCC)
 
 
 
Missing-child hoaxer broke the story to the media
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(63)
 
(MLive)
 
 
 
Nude dancer squirts breast milk at patron. May be charged with assault
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(218)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Woman loans $50,000 Mercedes to smooth-talking man she doesn't know. Hilarity ensues
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(81)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police allowed to wear beards again, but must take off 10 days in a row to grow perfect facial hair
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(218)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Million-dollar nickel found
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(73)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Drunk driver acquitted on the grounds that he was drunk
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(67)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Baby names like "Norbert" and "Hortense" will never be cool
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(767)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Maytag Repairman says it's "the most exciting thing that's happened to him in his life"
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bengals, Lions relieved to see that casino oddsmakers label the Arizona Cardinals the lamest team of 2003
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(131)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
French hackers hijack KY State computers, download lots of porn
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(56)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Talk-show hosts fail to do research again: Teen feels violated after being wrongly identified as Kobe Bryant's accuser
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(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overzealous dog chases medics from dying owner
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(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Photoshop/AudioEdit Contests Forum. Discuss stuff here instead of in the actual Photoshop threads. Forum is open to non-TotalFarkers so you may want to avoid discussing upcoming contests
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(222770)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A quick recap on all the sporting arrests in the USA this summer. NBA leads NFL
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(87)
 
(The Intellectual Activist)
 
 
 
Reductio ad totalitarianism: The threat posed by legions of trial lawyers
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(329)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man sues after three-hour wait for doctor
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(228)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Stalin had plot to kill John Wayne
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(127)
 
(drdonnica.com)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman's Lynda Carter wants you to know more about irritable bowel syndrome
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(108)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Phoebe Cates takes off her bikini by the poolside (not safe for work)
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(179)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
Audio
 
Farting sound heard during news. Head of news states: "It's an internal issue." With clip
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(318)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old man's buzzing hearing aid causes wasps to attack him
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(39)
 
(Malaysiakini.com)
 
 
 
Fark mentioned in article chastising Abdul Hamid Zainal Abidin on banning "Bruce Almighty" and making Malaysians look foolish
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(80)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Hair-loss doc predicts one day we'll grow hair like wheat, only less tasty
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(59)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Parents who chained their unruly kids to beds avoid prosecution
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(105)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Opponents of Sunday liquor sales need 1,374 petition signatures, get 50
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(113)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Inside the dark, nerdy world of LAN parties
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(250)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bar chain threatening to auction off bras left at their establishments
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(39)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Hollywood makes good movies, but nobody sees them
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(215)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Overpopulated koalas being put on the pill. Koala Pope to issue statement
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(43)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
University of Florida's 2003 football media guide has crocodile on cover instead of alligator -- spokesman regrets error
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(102)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Saddam caught. Well, at least the Sun says so
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(85)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
New casino game: Bet where a cow will take a dump on a roulette board
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(36)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
California's transportation department says strip club can keep the naked women and slogan on their signs, but have to change a shield that looks like an interstate marker
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Family recounts the day an elephant threw a rock at them (w/ bonus action pic)
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(39)
 
(Some Hero)
 
Boobies
 
Beautiful Alessandro Ambrosio (NSFW)
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The ozone hole is stabilizing. Remain calm
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(91)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Scenes from last week's NYC Fark Party (some pix may be not safe for work)
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(93)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova to retire due to back injury. The fact that she sucks at tennis played no part in her decision
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(159)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man tries to use a hand grenade in a crock pot to blow up his car
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dog makes daily trek to car crash victim's bus stop
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(181)
 


Tue July 29, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nessie the Monster swam in a lake, Nessie the Monster wasn't a fake. But all the king's sonars and all the king's men couldn't coax Nessie to pose for a pic.
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(78)
 
(some kid)
 
 
 
"For indoor or outdoor use only," and other stupid warning labels
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(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Women's groups outraged over court ruling that Muslim men can divorce their wives via their mobile phones
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(156)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Italian PM bans importation of spiders becuase he's scared of them
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(32)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists prove why yawns really are contagious
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(124)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Raging German fruit thief batters shop worker with bananas. Will a peel if convicted
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hung jury verdict in Inglewood police-brutality case
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(292)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bruce Campbell hit by asshat drunk driver, only suffers minor injurues. Asshat drunk not so lucky. "Good... bad. I'm the guy with the Explorer."
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(143)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA screeners examine manatee with metal detector. Manatee denies having refused to take off shoes
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Deleted movie scenes
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(154)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Times' obit of Bob Hope written by man who died in 2000
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(46)
 
(WNBC-TV)
 
Video
 
Mike Tyson's hotel fight caught by surveillance camera
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(93)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Transhumanists seek equal rights for cyborgs
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(102)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Sony's announces specs for "PlayStation Portable." Will mow lawn, make waffles
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(147)
 
(Comm. of PA)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board Kids' Page. Home of L.C. Bee.
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(128)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Napping nuclear-reactor operator startles MIT
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jack Kerouac to be honored for his literary contribution with a bobble-head doll
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(117)
 
(UFO Artwork)
 
 
 
Website points out UFO depiction in historical artwork
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(136)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
What really happens at bachelorette parties? (Possibly not safe for work)
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(211)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man on work release fails alcohol test, blames burrito. Judge wants recipe
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(49)
 
(KRock)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for Tech TV's Cat Schwartz on KRock's Either/Or web poll (submitted by Krock -Drew)
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(151)
 
(MassLive.com)
 
 
 
U.S. city saves millions of dollars by buying prescription drugs in Canada for its municipal employees
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(116)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden may be planning to hijack another airliner. Unclear how hijackers will avoid being stomped on by 130 fellow passengers the second they stand up
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(390)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Brief insight into the history of the "most delicate paper"
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(26)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Leonard "J." Crabs Legal Barn takes over SomethingAwful
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Game show invites audience to guess how many helium balloons would need to be attached to a chicken before it becomes airborne
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(107)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
75th anniversary of sliced bread celebrated in Chillicothe, Missouri
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
New Saddam audiotape released. Says he wants his Viagra back
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(218)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
SARS officially beaten in China. Mankind is again free to mock nature
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(45)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Now 54 Texas state representatives have disappeared as well
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(351)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists put rat brain on computer chip; teach it to draw. Your cyborg rat artist wants steak
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(82)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Wil
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(274)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pornographic Charlie Brown paintings raise eyebrows at Childrens Trust Fund benefit (second story)
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(115)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
DoD backpeddling on controversial terrorism futures projects
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(137)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods, who receives gazillions of dollars to endorse Nike products, stops using Nike driver because it sucks
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(77)
 
(malaysiakini.com)
 
 
 
Almighty restrictions retard the nation
source: malaysiakini.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe halts rent-a-corpse scam
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis tells O'Reilly that Marilyn Monroe did not have an affair with JFK, but rather with himself
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hotties
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(127)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Iraqi newspaper names itself Al-Sahhaf in order to attract attention
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(48)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
At the present rate, it will take about 2192 years for the RIAA to issue subpoenas against every file trader in the United States
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(258)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Asta la vista to previous reports, Ahneld may still run for Californian governor.
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(244)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Microsoft won't ship research jobs overseas. Reluctant hero tag ensues
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(223)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Malaysian minister urges ban on Bruce Almighty
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(86)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Women cheat more, feel less guilt
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(411)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Englebert Humperdinck is actually a reincarnated Roman emperor
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(74)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Research shows tight neckties may cause glaucoma. Effects of tight undies still being studied
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(49)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Tightrope walking too dangerous for Brits, order Moscow Circus performers to wear helmets
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(47)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Intruder breaks into homes and forces women to cook for him
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don't mess with the Dalai Lama, he's one bad-assed, pistol-packin' mofo
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(144)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man who compiled report on church pedophilia charged with having sex with an underage girl in the 1970s
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monty gets gold credit card with spending limit of 10,000 pounds. Blows it all on steaks and bitches
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pentagon setting up market in which investors can bet on possibility of terrorist attacks, assassinations, etc.
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(215)
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
For just $25, you can have a woman crawl around with your cat and talk with them about dingleberries. Don't wait, act now
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(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Singer at outdoor concert tries to alert crowd to sinking boat in lake behind them. Crowd begins dancing, pointing back at singer thinking it was new dance move
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
How to navigate "pulled these numbers out of my ass" statistics
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(65)
 
(GameSpot)
 
 
 
Tomb Raider video game blamed for poor Tomb Raider box office numbers. Or maybe it just sucks
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Have a fetish for women in scantily-clad superhero costumes? Ask and ye shall receive (mostly SFW)
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(79)
 
(IGN.Com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from the new Mario Golf video game
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(92)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Think you saw a UFO in Milwaukie, Oregon this weekend? It was just a toilet seat
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(44)
 


Mon July 28, 2003
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG digs up this legal gem: "Motion to Dismiss: The Constitutionality of the word 'Fuck'"
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(185)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three-year-old steals father's car twice in one week
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(28)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Photoshop Brazilian stock traders negotiating (difficulty: Hard; source farked, see thread for original)
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(105)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Many children diagnosed with behavioural disorders are the result of bad parenting and psychologists looking to make a quick buck
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(152)
 
(TheStar)
 
 
 
After crappy ratings, Star Trek Enterprise decides sexier aliens will save the show
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(229)
 
(FlightAware)
 
 
 
Work sucks, play some Battleship done in flash instead
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(49)
 
(wpvi)
 
 
 
Muhammad Ali to meet with Dalai Lama. Vegas has Ali at 3 to 1
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(39)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats once again show what to do when faced with conflict: Run
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(328)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Telemarketers to sue FCC over do-not-call list. Reaches into own butt, pulls out figure claiming two million jobs will be lost
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(151)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Man thinks he is Jesus Christ, jumps from building. Coroner's report says he was wrong
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(89)
 
(The Daily Collegian)
 
 
 
Man who murdered three people in Texas 30 years ago goes on to become a professor at Penn State. Guess what question they didn't ask him on his application?
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(108)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Cat knocks on door to save owner in fire
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(33)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man tries to walk out of Wal-Mart with shelf-display computer
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(57)
 
(koin)
 
 
 
Squirrel knocks out power to thousands. "His balls were huge" witnesses say
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(37)
 
(Some Pissed Roomate)
 
 
 
Asshat ex-roommate won't move his crap out of Farker's house. What should he do with his stuff? (Voting enabled)
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(191)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Teens' reason for vandalizing statue: "Too shiny"
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steward stuns passengers with in-flight streak
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(42)
 
(Opinion Journal)
 
 
 
That loud sucking sound is Michael Moore trying to get out of a naugahyde chair
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(247)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Virtual humans edge closer to reality. Not suprisingly, the first one is a half-naked elf chick (w/pic)
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"There are a lot of orifices in the human body, and there are a lot of accidents that happen," says producer of new show on (you guessed it) Fox
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(56)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Guess who's back. Back again. Napster's back. Tell a friend
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(147)
 
(the Wired Press)
 
 
 
Staged puppet show should further prove the deaths of Uday and Qusay, says the U.S.
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(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vatican speaks out against gay marriages but can't explain why altar boys walk funny after confession
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(210)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
When your apartment walls start oozing blood, it's time to relocate
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(82)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutor spices up commute by dry-humping female passengers on the bus
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Red vs Blue does NYC
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(30)
 
(Click on Detroit)
 
 
 
Land O'Lakes butter: Now with metal fragments
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(41)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists create glass that signals server when you need more beer (repeat from way back, in the news again)
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(32)
 
(BostonHerald.com)
 
 
 
Half-baked ravioli ransom heats up Fat Boy situation
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(29)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists find that some cigarettes have a little extra kick thanks to "free-base nicotine." Still no cure for cancer, but now you can have more fun getting it
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man accused of DUI swears he only had 20 beers, and that was it
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(77)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man found with over 150 pounds of body parts, human heads; says he was "practicing"
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(56)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Limp Bizkit booed off stage, Fred Durst throws temper tantrum. Hilarity ensues
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(430)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Excavators in London find face cream complete with fingermarks of the person who last used it nearly 2,000 years ago
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger won't run for California governor
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(193)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hunting Bambi a hoax -- Fark "credited" with helping to spread "news"
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(141)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nude bikers rally in Tennessee: "You've got to be real careful or you're liable to get something burnt or hurt"
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(66)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find cure for compulsive shopping
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(59)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New telescope takes hundreds of incredible photos of galaxies (with pic)
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(50)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Scientists determine which animals most often become road kill
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Moments in Yankees history, including: "In the finest performance of his career, David Wells retires 27 consecutive beers without spilling a drop"
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(151)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Liza Minelli's husband shaves his beard
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(123)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Specialist in bunions, corns, calluses and ingrown toenails manages to defraud hospital with $900,000 in bogus bills. In other news, his future roommate, Bubba, looks forward to six months of gorgeous feet
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bobby the Penguin with these apples
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(116)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Puerto Ricans protest Naval base bombings. Base stops bombings. Base closes, takes jobs with it. Puerto Ricans protest loss of jobs
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(382)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bob Hope dead at 100
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(420)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Rise in specialty plates' profits in Kentucky credited to "Mr. Smiley" backlash
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(79)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Expert" on African tourism has never visited Africa
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(75)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Man walks entire length of Britain -- 871 miles -- carrying 40-pound pinewood door
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(57)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Surgery may stop Linkin Park singer from vomiting while singing. Still no cure for their listeners
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(185)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mayor Bloomberg angers visiting Chinese acrobats by claiming NYC too poor and understaffed to write official greeting letter
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(64)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
German court upholds revocation of anorexic's drivers license. Too thin to drive
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(75)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman whose voice is on phone companies' wrong-number and line-busy messages dies. May have been disconnected or is no longer in service
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(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uday Hussein had all the essentials of combat with him: Clean underwear, Viagra, $100 million and one condom
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(79)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Matt Drudge reports on his radio show that Kobe Bryant case involves anal sex
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(277)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mob of angry women chase man through city center after bar altercation, then steal his car
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(41)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Psychologists find that being a musician improves memory
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(59)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Beckham learning important football terms like "pelotudo," "pendejo," and the ever-popular "hijo de mil putas"
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(57)
 
(Some Spinning Circles)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool optical illusion
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(124)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man on losing end of knife-fight gets blade removed from brain
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(33)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Giant Chee-to guy is back, now selling giant Boston Baked Bean
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Policemen now free to wear hair like a hippie. Policewomen are also free to grow beards and moustaches
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(37)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Singer keeps putting song in each new album he makes in hopes Tonya Harding will listen to it
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(34)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Authorities confirm that body is missing Baylor basketball player
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(64)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Keep it in your pants, Brazil tells Viagra
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bruin chased by campus police through Penn State campus; shot while hiding in tree
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(46)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Watching Baywatch helped mom save daughter's life
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