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Sun July 27, 2003
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Sesame Street for grown-up helps them learn to fill out forms, balance a checkbook
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(149)
 
(b3ta)
 
 
 
Relive the bittersweet memories of slapping other kids hands in this Flash game
source: nowwashyourhands.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Only seven, and he's addicted to porn
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
8 family-owned Fortune 500 companies (Featured Partner)
 
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kid walking down street suddenly put into headlock and stabbed in the butt
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pub owner names bar after boxing legend Rocky Marciano because he beat the crap out of someone there once
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop unlikely pizza toppings. Link goes to some guy holding a pizza
source: metroactive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Parents of "Star Wars Kid" to sue friends who uploaded movie. "Kid" now in psychiatric care
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(253)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Not only do the Detroit Tigers suck at an historic level, there is no hope for the future. "It is staggering how little talent exists (at the farm level)"
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(60)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
2 GIRLS 1 WORLD CUP: Various Nations Ban Nookie. Because Horny Players Play Harder.
 
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Quietest mid-air collision in aviation history occurs in Japan
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(36)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Couple takes dream cruise on a taconite freighter
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(42)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden drummer arrested after assault with a car
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(73)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Eight questions that freak men out
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(198)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A blooming iguana
source: thesundaymail.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whiting, IN Pierogi Fest to be aired on Food Channel -- don't miss it
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(51)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
TV violence more offensive than sex -- U.S. poll
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(76)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Hot Alpha men (probably not safe for work)
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rich environmentalists oppose construction of windmills
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(221)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
U.S. firm to buy Soyuz space craft for tourist trips to the ISS
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(32)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Lock up your women, the Bruce Campbell geeks are about to invade a theater near you...
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Animal rights Jihadist threatens more violence
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(137)
 
(Art News)
 
Boobies
 
Marie Plosjö
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(31)
 
(CourtTV.com)
 
 
 
Marijuana DNA to be collected in a database. Potheads, convenience-store owners surrender
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun with rail guns
source: home.insightbb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Eurobabe Nathalie Di Angelo (not safe for work)
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(62)
 
(American Bamboo Society)
 
 
 
Check out this bamboo bicycle -- Gilligan goes green with envy
source: americanbamboo.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jane's Addiction to release their first album in 13 years, after breaking up and breaking a mirror
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Times Picayune)
 
 
 
Spammers announce they've already gotten around new state law
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(51)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry defeated by box of Cheez-Its
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Duck)
 
 
 
Duct Tape Superheroes. Donald not included
source: octanecreative.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cartoon book inspires teen-prostitution gang to comical success
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(52)
 
(www.news-press.com)
 
 
 
Today's subject is America's Etymological Subtropics, or Southwest Florida for Word Nerds
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(20)
 
(China Post)
 
 
 
Locals helpless as monkey hooligans taunt their chickens, slap their dogs, hijack their pigs and rape their goats
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(54)
 
(Some)
 
 
 
David Limbaugh weighs in on Berkeley's conservatism study
source: townhall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(487)
 
(myinky.com)
 
 
 
Roscoe P. Coltrane named Sagamore of the Wabash, Indiana's highest honor
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(30)
 
(AllHipHop.com)
 
 
 
Video-game company sues Eminem. Eminem's lawyers advise them not to fark with Shady because Shady will farking kill them
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(58)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The customer is no longer "always right"
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Recent pics of Alyson Hannigan (SFW)
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(124)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mutinous troops that took over shopping mall in Phillipines surrender, but apparently they found some great bargains
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(USPS)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own personalized stamp. Link goes to best. Stamp. Ever
source: sabine-mag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lance Armstrong wins record-tying 5th Tour de France. France surrenders
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(213)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Suggestion that Homer Simpson would make a fine PM of New Zealand sparks political fireworks
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sony announces 98-percent loss of profit in 2nd quarter
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Communities taking part in study to prove 30-mph speed limit set artificially low for today's vehicles and drivers. New limit to be set at 35 mph, with strict enforcement and heavy fines for exceeding limit
source: metrowestdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Aberdeen News)
 
 
 
World Boobie-feeding week is August 1-7
source: aberdeennews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(wgn radio chicago)
 
 
 
Photoshop a 3rd grader's drawing. Choose from many
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(104)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rush (the band) to release three-CD live recording. C'mon, admit it, you like them
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(257)
 
(Some other Boston paper)
 
 
 
Dog owner saves man's best friend by beaning rabid fox in the head with pipe
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Warm spots on Mars may be Superman's Fortress of Solitude
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(33)
 
(Red vs. Blue)
 
 
 
New Red vs Blue t-shirts
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Twins ballpark superintendent admits altering wind to help team win. Team responded by merely passing wind
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Sinner)
 
 
 
Bible conference called "40 Days of Purpose" to take place at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University. Finally, all the world's problems to be solved
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(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ten things we didn't need to know last week
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The "eccentric man" who moves big rocks solves one of the world's great mysteries: How to build a pyramid
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(57)
 
(The Westerly Sun)
 
 
 
A tale of conspiracy, murder, bombs and Natalie Portman's eggs
source: thewesterlysun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Iowan woman to sculpt Harley Davidson out of butter for state fair
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(39)
 
(Glossy News)
 
 
 
World football guide; "No field goal?" ask Americans
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(88)
 
(Movie Juice)
 
 
 
Very funny spoof of HBO's Project Greenlight (first season)
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(22)
 
(onnnews.com)
 
 
 
Columbus neighborhood concerned over plans for bio lab near preschool, health clinic
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(27)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
All-out assault on Philippine military rebels likely to occur shortly
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker PreacherOTLC is going to work the third shift at his local Waffle House. He wants to hear from other farkers their stories about working or visiting the Waffle House
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(184)
 
(via Fazed)
 
 
 
Sing-along to the periodic table
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(80)
 


Sat July 26, 2003
(Local6)
 
 
 
Nineteen busted in cockfighting sting
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Trail ride horses spooked, eight riders injured
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Xbit Laboratories)
 
 
 
Farking Intel to screw us gamers again...
source: xbitlabs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Beacon News Aurora)
 
 
 
Fire at Chicago Flame Proof & Wood Specialties put out by town of Irony Fire Department
source: suburbanchicagonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass spider dives underwater and grabs fish in its jaws
source: thesundaymail.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man buys rare car, which is destroyed by lightning just as he finished restoring it
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
The origins and demise of baseball's "pepper game"
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(New Prague Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop these guys in a Model T
source: newpraguetimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our drug of choice -- where to get it and why we like it. Compare!
source: spurious.biz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Roller-coaster riders dangle upside down for 20 minutes
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Liza Minelli and David Gest separate
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Restaurant's "Fat Boy" mascot disappears
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Vanilla Coke's sales have plunged. Buy buy buy!
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(135)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova no longer a sex symbol?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Is the Star Trek franchise becoming irrelevant?
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Patrick Dennehy's body possibly found
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong secures his fifth Tour de France win
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Terrorists seize center of Manila
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(313)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Investigators say cops got medieval on the patrol car. Should have called The Wolf
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
3700 bottles of beer on the train, 3700 bottles of beer... you take one down and -- BANG, BOOM, CRASH
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Tiny African state of Equatorial Guinea makes sudden lurch towards "Nutball Country" status
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to perform an emergency baptism
source: kencollins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cuba "celebrates" 50th anniversary of the start of Fidel Castro's revolution
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop singer James Brown
source: news.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro gambler turns $6000 into $1,000,000 within six months of playing video poker. Now sells his secret to winning
source: klastv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball's biggest one-hit wonders
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Toyota reveals future of cars for Gen Y: Ugly is cool
source: autos.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(World Online)
 
 
 
Prisoner foils own escape
source: worldonline.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(ActiveState)
 
 
 
Field guide to spam. Quite informative
source: activestate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(WIXT)
 
 
 
Dog chases cub, bear chases dog, rangers chase owner. Benny Hill music plays
source: wixt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(The Spectator)
 
 
 
Some Brit on the ancient code of insult and revenge that is still prevalent in the American South
source: spectator.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ants crawl out of boy's eyes
source: newindpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(UC Berkeley)
 
 
 
Researchers help define what makes a political conservative
source: berkeley.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(612)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Keds masturbation manual. WTF? (not safe for work)
source: thebarnyard.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Weird Al is eligible for the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame soon
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(insightmag.com)
 
 
 
More reasons to hate the IRS and CPAs
source: insightmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
African director on Star Wars: "They shoot us like animals"
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Customers order coke at pizzeria. Asked if they would prefer "cup" or "kilo"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good looks gets good results
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Passengers stunned by in-flight streak
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Postman who refused to deliver junk mail faces prison
source: thisisgloucestershire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this plan for making biological weapons
source: cns.miis.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(gnoosic.com)
 
 
 
Input three bands you like and let them match you to other bands you'll like
source: gnoosic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(322)
 
(A Melting Farker)
 
 
 
Windshields are shattering, dogs are frying and unlit candles are melting INSIDE homes. It's hot, even for Phoenix
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Crocodile Hunter)
 
 
 
Alligator terrorizes zoo visitors when it busts through glass enclosure. Keepers say big deal, we swim with them
source: nettavisen.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Arkansasnbc.com)
 
 
 
Landlord evicts tenants from apartments so fraternity can move in
source: arkansasnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After a few brawls, Japan decides to send troops to Iraq. Picture included
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(PC World)
 
 
 
Digital rights battle goes mainstream with media campaigns. RIAA still sucks
source: pcworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Google)
 
Weeners
 
The wonderful bad-ass known as Johnny Depp. SFW
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(halifaxcourier.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant located near rowdy pubs has problem with drunks mooning diners seated near windows
source: halifaxcourier.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(click10.com)
 
 
 
Why do gnats fly around humans in huge clouds? They're trying to get laid, of course
source: click10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sledgehammer-wielding, blood-smearing nuns sentenced to prison
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Futurama cancelled. Fox can kiss my shiny metal ass
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(296)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Porsche, Infiniti make SUVs that run like sports cars
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(detnews.com)
 
 
 
Mayor's wife to co-host radio show at controversial Hedonism III spa
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clear Channel being investigated for being a monopoly that farks everyone. Investigation centered around royalties for Congress who owns the patent on farking everyone
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
FDA approves use of growth hormone for short kids. "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Mike Matarazzo)
 
 
 
Photoshop what has suprised this body builder
source: musclebearz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(HoustonChronicle.com)
 
 
 
Japan cancels computer-hacking contest because it encourages cybercrime
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 


Fri July 25, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wounded GI: "Mountain Dew saved my goddamn life"
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Modern Drunkard)
 
 
 
How to turn that Friday evening unwinder into an epic bender
source: moderndrunkardmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(WWdN)
 
 
 
Wil submits link for screening of his new movie, "Neverland," in the third person
source: wilwheaton.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Giant dog-eating catfish found dead on lakeshore. Dinner is served
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Computer-generated special effects losing lustre
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: U.S. pays $200,000 for XBox gaming centers
source: gamespot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mad artist to grow a third ear on his arm
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teen and dog sucked through 400 feet of drainage pipe in seconds; teen needs a new dog
source: wkyc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman hospitalized after opening door, getting two cats thrown in face by stranger
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the key of sea? French concert pianist ended his career Friday by hiring helicopter to drop worn-out piano into lake
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two-headed lamb and four-legged duck for sale
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Nigerian email scammers actually caught in Texas
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop God smiting thee
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman banned for saying Bush has chicken legs
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(231)
 
(KLASTV)
 
 
 
City council member called strip-club lobbyist 89 times when new lap dancing laws were being considered
source: klastv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach says he'll dance down highway in jockstrap if Bucs win again
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
With Strom Thurmond dead, 70 percent of Washington interns haven't hooked up with anyone yet this summer.
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another old guy drives through a farmer's market. Farmers to start growing large cement barriers soon
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Star's family can't watch Spy Kids 3-D movie due to mass lazy eyes. Marty Feldman surrenders
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Maid jailed after employers fail to aquire taste for urine-flavored tea and coffee
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Man gets "sick and tired of walking" after being released from prison, so he steals a car
source: poughkeepsiejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith preventing 98-year-old lady from getting legal settlement or anywhere near Smith's Cheetos
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Kids annoying you? Use pepper spray
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Experimental weapons of war
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Fifteen helium-filled latex pigeons to be released in Scotland
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(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Despite Jack Chick's best warnings, thousands of "gamers" arriving in Indy to play Dungeons & Dragons. I want to be Debbie
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(161)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. troops ordered to positions off of Liberian coast. Jerry Bruckheimer and Ridley Scott can't wait until they get the rights to the movie
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(339)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man indicted for mailing tarantula to girlfriend; faces 20 years and $250,000 fine
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(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Getting closer... Saddam's personal bodyguards in U.S. custody
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(592)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Construction worker finds nearly $1 million in fake $100 bills buried underground
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Misleading website names (link goes to example)
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(146)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Police using DNA to track global marijuana trade
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(214)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elderly man, who watched TV at neighbours to save on electricity, leaves £1.1 million to dog charity instead of daughters
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(101)
 
(nbc30.com)
 
 
 
Picky politician pulls porn permit. Penthouse pissed. Prudes parade
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(138)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Should restaurant tips be based on the check before tax, after tax, or the size of the server's boobies?
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(632)
 
(bayarea.com)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical companies fight for the right to keep medicine expensive
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(125)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Teen's eagle-scout project used in O'Hare security
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(63)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Effort to reduce drinking on college campuses may have contributed to increase in drinking on college campuses
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(74)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver's new mayor and his staff take 25-percent pay cut. Intentionally
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(90)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
The lovely Cameron Diaz (not safe for work)
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(120)
 
(A Chick)
 
 
 
The Church of Beer. 'Nuff said
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The hottness that is Ana Barros (not quite SFW)
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(45)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Private plane flying through Swedish fjord mountains suddenly set upon by U.S. fighter jets
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(139)
 
(Observer)
 
 
 
Coroner calls for charges against cops who killed fat man in spaghetti fight
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(40)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
What a pack of dogs does when they catch parked cars
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this extremely happy cricket player
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(78)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Whale DNA study makes waves, and other halfassed puns
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(37)
 
(Pocatello Idaho Journal)
 
 
 
Man leads cops on a high-speed chase through a forest fire
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(50)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Seattle thinking of a coffee tax. Seattle to become the craziest town in America due to withdrawls
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(220)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Exploring the inner mysteries of everyone's favorite pet crustacean, the hermit crab
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(37)
 


Thu July 24, 2003
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Could our thoughts alter the world?
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(150)
 
(WorldOnline)
 
 
 
Blood-leaking wall mystifies cops... red rum... Red Rum... RED RUM
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interview with Russian Playmate Victoria Zdrok (not safe for work)
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(51)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scottie Pippen returns to da Bulls
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bonds throws out go-ahead run at the plate in the top of the ninth. Hits game-winning HR at the bottom of the ninth. Rushes to ailing father's side. Happy birthday, Barry
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(199)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Matt LeBlanc to star in "Friends" spinoff... How you doin'?
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(119)
 
(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
Getting married at NASCAR events is getting very popular
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(66)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Well dressed, gap-toothed robber hits tanning salon
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One-third of Germans under 30 believe U.S. government sponsored 9/11. Two-thirds believe David Hasselhoff will stage a comeback
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(549)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Whale given seaside burial. Residents hoping that officials dynamite carcass
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson pleads innocent to beating the crap out of two guys
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(102)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
The mummified body of Thai Buddhist monk Dang Piyasilo
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(135)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Grumpy old man who used to chase kids with gun leaves fortune to build sports park for area children
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(40)
 
(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for taking pizza and chicken teriyaki from sister's refrigerator
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
High school opens 93-year-old time capsule to find moldy wad of wet crud
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(78)
 
(Howard Lake Herald Journal)
 
 
 
Missing person is found after he runs into a light pole
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(34)
 
(Bristol Evening Post)
 
 
 
Audience can't stop laughing as comedian breaks his leg on stage and then lapses in and out of conciousness
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(128)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Two students arrested for performing blatant "AaaaaoooOO-GAH" in classroom
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(70)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Smuggler overdoses as drug balloon bursts
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(79)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan mumbles his way through another stab at movie acting
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(99)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
School tries to dig up time capsule, can't remember where it's buried
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(55)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters, mice and gerbils added to list of animals eligible for passport. Still refuse to buy their own tickets
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(21)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two chefs feuding over who gets to welcome Kurt Vonnegut's saucy daughter to the monkey house
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(122)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits urged to spot jellyfish in order to save rare turtle. Also warns jellyfish can be dangerous
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(30)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Company that makes toilet seats for the space shuttle also makes kazoos. Insert rude noise here
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(43)
 
(Lincs Echo)
 
 
 
Driving instructor died because learner couldn't cope with car's underinflated tyre
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(131)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devils struck by mysterious virus. Bugs Bunny called in for questioning
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(73)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Former Lassie co-star jailed for speaking loudly and carrying a big stick
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists create neurofeedback technique to improve musician's performance. Trains musicians to clear their minds and produce more creative brain waves. Icy Hot Stuntaz surrender
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Church raises enough money to buy porn shop
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(484)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman tired of men staring at her chest founds society for legible name tags
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(130)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop Stripperella. Difficulty: Pole humping
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(92)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Tear-free onion invented. Still no cure for cancer
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(84)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man feels that talking to rocks ensures happiness
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(78)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
In another brilliant PR move, the music industry is now suing parents, grandparents and roommates of file swappers
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(614)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man admits he bought combat medal
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Ahhh, the curative powers of boobies (not safe for work)
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(127)
 
(msn.com)
 
 
 
NHTSA releases Top 10 Dangerous Foods to Eat While Driving
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(148)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Funny Cide the race horse has a beer named after it that goes on sale next week
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(56)
 
(YourInnerVoice.com)
 
 
 
Man claims backwards speech has predicted Iraq war, and Kobe Bryant admits guilt. tihsllub etelpmoC
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents of girls who failed college admission exams protest by mooing like cows
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(72)
 
(upc-online.org)
 
 
 
Photoshop these neat turkeys
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Action photo of 14 surfers setting world record. Whoa... whoa... whoawhoa...
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IBM looks to send high-paying white-collar jobs and three million service jobs overseas. "Our competitors are doing it and we have to do it... It's about investing around the world"
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(416)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10th annual mass blessing of cars this weekend by Catholic priest this weekend, followed by individual blessing
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(63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Meet six basketball-playing Franciscan monks from the Bronx
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(43)
 
(Hutchinson Leader)
 
 
 
City council member is charged with a felony after shooting his neighbor's cat
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(46)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
B-B-B-Britney and the Jets...
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(91)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Resistance is futile: Nano-machines are coming
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon furious over availability of her boobies
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(133)
 
(HoustonChronicle.com)
 
 
 
Personalized postage stamps may be coming
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(45)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Latest intel from CIA is that Osama is a bed-wetter; CIA says when caught "he will certainly require a lower bunk"
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(75)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Zen and the art of corporate productivity
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(39)
 


Wed July 23, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Male Zeus bugs able to get sex whenever they want it
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(44)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Cubans attempt to flee island on '51 Chevy raft. Monster Garage surrenders.
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: Ice cream "isn't health food." In related news, banging own head off brick wall hurts
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(38)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Snorkeler attacked and killed by seal
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(87)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Wiccan sues for not being allowed to open council meetings with mystical invocations
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(264)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Sri Lankan road painters
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(106)
 
(Seacoast Online)
 
 
 
Woman devastated over theft of spider plant she nurtured since 1977
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(44)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Man punched ambulance worker who had been sent to help him
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists developing a mind-controlled wheelchair. Stephen Hawking and Professor X rejoice
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House rolls back media ownership changes
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(103)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Defendant flees court before hearing jury's innocent verdict
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(44)
 
(PC World)
 
 
 
Email scam-baiting becoming summer's hottest sport
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Soldier defends sex, wives and videotapes
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(70)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Greeks planning whorehouse expansion for the Olympics
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(58)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Latest fad: Flash mobbing, where a bunch of morons gather in an assigned area and pretend to be performance artists
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(174)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hog heaven hits capacity
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(32)
 
(Cincinnati Post)
 
 
 
Porn film puts juror to sleep
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(119)
 
(VH1.com)
 
 
 
Chicago police said suspect looked like Ice Cube. Local news runs Ice Cube video with story
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(61)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Jordan gives her top ten tips to enjoy National Foreplay Day
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(118)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bar brawl stops traffic on major highway
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(39)
 
(KOIN)
 
 
 
Firefighters find hidden pot operation while battling brush fire; head back to station to devour pizza and brownies
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Clinton urges everybody to get over the CIA/Bush/evidence debacle. Milky stain on Bush's lapel remains a mystery
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(543)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Flea-infested woman and her seven cats removed from home
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(39)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Germans deploy 85 Ant Protection Officers to enforce new legislation making it illegal to kill ants
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(80)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
A guide to getting in shape, military style
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(124)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rosy cheeks help males attract females, at least for monkeys (w/pic of sexy monkey and not-so-sexy monkey)
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Malta closes only airport during peak of tourist season three times a day so fireworks can be let off
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(34)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Aftershock of 1755 earthquake rattles New England
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
German model Guido (not safe for work?)
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pet store owner charged with not one, not two, but 200 counts of animal cruelty
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(80)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Counter-Clinton Library being planned and built. Dedicated to proving that economic good times had nothing to do with Clinton
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(331)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
James Brown takes out full page ad in "Variety" to announce his divorce. TSG is there (w/Goofy ad)
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man tells group of teens to stop throwing rocks at ducklings in park, gets ass kicked
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(166)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gun shots fired in New York's City Hall, possibly an attempt to assassinate mayor
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(299)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
101 things about Earth
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(134)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two Australian divers at the World Swimming Championships in Barcelona
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(85)
 
(aae.org)
 
 
 
Farker Aeonite is having a root canal today. Share your stories of encouragement and/or horror
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(240)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists create stain-free pants, say cure for cancer not far away
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(68)
 
(PCWorld.com)
 
 
 
AOL launches teen Visa card
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(198)
 
(OrlandoSentinel.com)
 
 
 
Tainted drugs may be in Florida stores, but nobody's noticed because, well, you know, it's Florida
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dog chews off sleeping man's toes. When questioned after, the dog said they tasted like chicken, would have preferred steak
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(94)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against man who gave poison antidote to rats
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(34)
 
(Robb's Celebs)
 
Boobies
 
Brooke Burke and some paint. Sorta SFW
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(126)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into locksmith business
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(55)
 
(icberkshire.co.uk)
 
 
 
Streaker pulled down pants in front of the Queen and yelled "Wahey!" before being taken to the ground
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(67)
 
(Pittsburgh Post Gazette)
 
 
 
If you're going to leave harassing voice mail, don't leave your name
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(34)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Retailer Kohl's continues to advertise discounts off fictitious "regular" prices despite ad laws
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(161)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin wants you to "Meet Your Meat;" creates anti-meat documentary
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(708)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Maryland couple arrested after letting their kids ride in the trunk of their car
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(143)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Singer drops career to devote himself to beloved cows
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New "Cheech & Chong" project in the works
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(134)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man mowing lawn on calm, sun-shiney day struck by lightning
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(92)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop the British Open leader board
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(91)
 
(wistv.com)
 
 
 
Virgin Mary now appearing on California chimney from sunset to sunrise. Be there be there...
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(66)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
P. Diddy wants to buy NBA team... J. Lo to head up cheerleading squad
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(59)
 
(theage.com)
 
 
 
Mayor decrees Thursdays "women be allowed to go bar-hopping while men stay home and do housework" night
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(58)
 
(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
Fire extinguisher sets off fatal explosion
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(36)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Info for Friday's NYC Fark party: Booze, Go-Go Girls and Swordplay
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(47)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
$200 thongs hit market
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Crappy coke? Police find 26 pounds of cocaine hidden in toilet seats
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German cops testing hogs for crime prevention
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(25)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
One-legged and one-armed stuntmen in high demand
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(53)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man "gets off" for humping a nativity-scene sheep
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(57)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Craig Stadler and his B.C. Open trophy
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(91)
 
(washingtontimes.com)
 
 
 
Study shows driving drunk safer than driving while talking on cellphone
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(99)
 


Tue July 22, 2003
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Unaware that live microphone was broadcasting their words, Assembly Democrats debated prolonging California's budget crisis for political gain
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(624)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Rampaging holy monkeys invade tea garden
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Police searching for women that give men oral sex on crowded beaches
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Man loses his disability benefits after being told he died 20 years ago
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Blind girl supervised by blind counselors drowns in lake
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Forty-two arrested in UFO sting
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Contest winner's secret to farming enormous cabbages: Air conditioning
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Woman planning to sunbathe gets overrun by thousands of frogs
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Graffitti watermelons must be the work of some seedy characters
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Boy needs £25,000 air-sea rescue because he did not want to get his £70 shoes wet
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Girls find frog with no eyes in same county where two-headed turtle was found (with link to turtle pic)
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Tony Blair does his best to seize Will Shatner's title of worst Beatles cover
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Photoshop this unimpressed cat and Meowlingual gadget
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What not to do during a thunderstorm
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Not content with riot gear, Cambodia to equip cops with riot elephants
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Saddam's sons confirmed dead
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Underpants from heaven cause car crash
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Now Canadian idiots can run from bulls, too
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After 20 years, New York to finally get public toilets. Anxious citizens can finally uncross legs
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McDonald's yesterday insisted it was not the work of Satan
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Eiffel Tower on fire
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Elvis visiting blood donors. "Don't get any of that on my blue sude shoes"
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Holding severed head in place, man defies death
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Rebels suspected of hiding bombs in fish. Lew Zealand surrenders
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy archive
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Terminator 3 star Kristanna Loken admits to being wild child who is into voodoo and collecting skulls
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Saddam's sons may have been killed -- *confirmed*
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BC and MIT say FU to RIAA
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Chuck Berry took Polaroids of himself with smiling, naked girls before he'd have sex with them, to avoid rape charges
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Siegfried and Roy's "sexually aggressive" dolphin chases Demi Moore out of pool
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Bitter beer curbs the development of fat inside the body
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Mouse-sized beetles invade British town
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Doctor removes the wrong kidney during a woman's knee replacement surgery
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Brooklyn roadsigns get some attitude
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On a drive by the prison, mom and daughters get a full view of naked inmates
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Prisoner scams prison with phony laundry service
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Photoshop this beautiful couple
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Sixty percent of women get lap dances from other women
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Freddy Konings: Classy and sexy. Safe for work
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Girl scalped in freak go-kart accident
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Seventy sextillion, or seventy thousand million million million
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Dog poisoner, not having the balls to become a true serial killer, starts his cat-and-mouse game with the police
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Frozen NHL player found dead 14 years later. Icing is the penalty
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27-foot-tall inflatable Martians cause accidents on British motorway
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Suspect who fled naked nearly escaped by the skin of his... teeth
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Bored-off-their-ass geographers prove scientifically that Kansas is literally flatter than a pancake
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Static to be replaced by solid blue: Microsoft making deals with Time Warner to run M$ software in cable boxes
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Congress joins war on nation's spreading obesity epidemic
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Naming rights to monastery to be auctioned on Ebay. What would you name it?
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Hired goons take debt collection to extraordinary heights
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North Korea demands treaty with the U.S. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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U.S. still unprepared for bio-terrorism attacks
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Judge lays the smackdown on asshat, denies sentence reduction for drunk driver who killed eight college students
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Florida outlaws sunburned dogs. But go ahead and fry your kids
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"Unit for the Study of Personality in Politics" at St. John's University ranks Presidents based on extroversion/introversion
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Women in India open big ol' jar of jelly whoop-ass on village drunks
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We know which button will get you thrown off a plane, what are some other useful buttons?
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Which Hello Kitty are you?
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Hamburger recipes from around the world
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Sunburned pig lawsuit settled
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Locals rescue 600-pound beached sea turtle by pushing it back out to sea
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The Big Lebowski cult and their hunt for the wild marmot
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Ad campaign puts Jesus in an SUV
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Summer sun causing mentally unbalanced people to go off deep end
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Farker NashvilleDave is planning on buying a PDA ($200 budget) for his wife, a novice PC user. Which handheld should he get her? (Link goes to consumer buying guide on PDAs)
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Why do clouds turn gray before it rains?
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85-year-old man crashes car into DMV builiding; license immediately revoked
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The best TV shows for men?
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"Hydrogen cars are a poor short-term strategy, and it's not even clear that they are a good idea in the long term"
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Robotic shark will live with real sharks for three years
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Baby elephant calls out to mom after not getting food treat. Mom lays the smack down on trainer
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Man sentenced for starting fire after setting tarantula ablaze
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Think you're good at controlling your mouse? Try this game...
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To email the White House, users must first tell whether on not they support Dubya, then navigate through nine different pages. Democracy at work
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New law lets cops charge methamphetamine producers with manufacturing nuclear and chemical weapons
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Arrest Made in Baylor Player's disappearence
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Man catches female cat burglar in the act, sits on her until cops arrive
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Inventor uses ultra-violet light to help golfers find their balls
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Should NASA put Columbia wreckage on display?
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Wet t-shirt boobies (Obviously, not safe for work)
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Playboy article spoofs new Disney planned community
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Meet Lurch, the world's horniest bull (w/pic)
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Proof that wealth can't buy class: The top four ugliest cars on the road
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Burning tarantula starts grass fire
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U.S. Forest Service technician wages successful, hour-long, running battle with black bear
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Video games will get even more detailed rating labels
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Teen shoots self in groin during home invasion
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Aggressive pig sparks helicopter chase
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Those en-vogue, blue-tinted headlights are driving other drivers crazy
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Heads of cash-strapped universities fly off to five-star resort to discuss their financial problems
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Watch out He-Man, here's the top 11 minions of Skeletor
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Don't pet farm's animals if you want to avoid severe and bloody diarrhea
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Alien Abductee Theatre: Perform or Die
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Armstrong crashes after asshat spectator's bag gets caught in handlebars; goes on to win stage anyway
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Lawsuit settled after airline removes man for being "intoxicated or some sort of religious fanatic or potential hijacker." Turns out he was quadriplegic
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Photoshop this boy who's a little too happy about his banana strawberry smoothie
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Prime minister's mangos confiscated
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Doctors perform tongue transplant
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Fisherman treads water for 18 hours, uses seaweed to survive
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Contest: Create your own action figure using common household items and win a real 12" McFarlane figure
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Tired of using toxins to look younger? Scientist are working on safer, more effective ways for you to be vain
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Boxer dies in first round of fight trying to earn money for mother's funeral
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Dinosaur skeleton walks away from museum
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LTWFTW
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LFHCfS is a club for scientists who have, or believe they have, luxuriant flowing hair
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Charlize Theron, 56 pics (not safe for work)
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Town's hookers welcome seamen with open legs
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Now the RIAA isn't the only ones who are worried. Hardster program allows hardware swapping
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Quaker Instant Oatmeal -- with eggs that hatch into baby dinosaurs?
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Farker ProfessorTomoe is headed into radio broadcasting and would appreciate suggestions for an "on-air persona" name. Voting enabled. Please keep suggestions SFW, since he can't afford FCC fines
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Internet affairs now the fastest growing cause for divorce
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Mariah Carey disappointed that only eight fans showed up to welcome her to Japan
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Big-Ears starts petition to get Noddy and Parp-Parp back on the road
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All the king's horses and all the king's men needed to kick shiat out of fratboys who stole Humpty Dumpty
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The Brothers Chaps' hometown paper finally gets a clue. Trogdor ensues
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Help some drunken farkers remember what really went on at this party
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Fans of Laurel and Hardy re-enact "Battle of the Century" pie fight
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Doctor advocates drinking booze to cure the common ailment
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