Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
(Headline T-Shirts are still available for archive links.)
Sun July 20, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(KCNC)
 
 
 
Thousands of carnivorous monitor lizards on the loose in Florida. "They ate my goldfish," resident says
source: news4colorado.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin arrested for Sean Pennesque freakout
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Brainerd Dispatch)
 
 
 
I saw more than I wanted to know about turtles
source: brainerddispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man stores 157 pounds of humans' remains. Boss calls him quiet and reliable
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Inside an Idaho Counterstrike game
source: magicvalley.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your favorite games as breakfast cereals; link goes to Monopoly cereal
source: images3.fotki.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Hot Nona Gaye gives hints about The Matrix, Part 3: Revolutions
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong retains yellow
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Otago Daily Times)
 
 
 
There are some dumb places to smoke dope. The paddy wagon is one of them
source: odt.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Woman opens bakery for dogs. Cat-turd cookies not on the menu
source: greenvilleonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(TDN)
 
 
 
AAARRRR. We're big burly pirates. Do you like our sand sculptures?
source: tdn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The latest from the Amish technology front
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(sciencenews.org)
 
 
 
Girls who see their single mothers date many partners may become primed for early sexual exploration
source: sciencenews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Sify News)
 
 
 
Dog saves man from elephant. Lassie unavailable for comment
source: sify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
N.C. Supreme Court upholds a toddler's right to run around naked in the yard. Stuffed tigers still unable to roam about unescorted
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Want to live like an American? Try moving to Canada
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(590)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Sucking boys' toes leads to life sentence for youth-group supervisor
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida Atlantic University buys Corvette for departing college president with money earmarked for academics
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beer truck stolen. Abandoned driver mumbles something about "Storm Alexander"
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The phenomenon "Rent-A-Dread" is sweeping the beaches of Jamaica
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(ITV.com)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt says when married couples make movies together it's all crap
source: itv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Icy Hot Stuntaz release a phatt new single, yo
source: artists.mp3s.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
On August 27, Mars will be closer to Earth than ever in recorded human history
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Farker BMas05 come up with an idea for his summer camp color-war banner. Team name: Red Dragons. Team color: obvious. Link goes nowhere special
source: bmas.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola: Cool refreshing beverage or weapon of psychological devastation?
source: khaleejtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(WQAD-TV)
 
 
 
I must be getting old, because I'm sick of ESPN
source: wqad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Warning: New legal hallucinogenic herb from Mexico is more intense than LSD and can cause debilitating, out-of-body visionary trances
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Bear Lady" gets fined for giving bears as much bird food as they can eat
source: bozemandailychronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
The SCENE is throwin' rocks in Louisvlle Dude
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Latest party fad: Hiring pretty guests
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Plane with U.S. tourists hits Africa's second highest mountain, 14 dead
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(click10.com)
 
 
 
Dropping your pants and mooning the jury while bellowing "cuckoo-cuckoo" gives that insanity defense a little oomph
source: click10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This dog is really thirsty
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Afghanistan's Olympic Committee reinstated by the IOC. Next up, East Timor's first team. Other badminton, weightlifting, boxing and table tennis Olympians running scared
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bidders fail to bite at Elvis tooth auction
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Salina Journal)
 
 
 
Protected birds now attacking people in graveyards
source: saljournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Naked man runs in and out of day care and then barricades himself in a lawyer's office
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bored? Play up to 48 NES games in your browser
source: web.utanet.at   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Idaho is hoping that Tony Blair can come and visit soon
source: idahostatesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 


Sat July 19, 2003
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
A shot of Brandy in the morning
source: bullz-eye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Regional jail to charge prisoners $20/day to stay there
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
No-holds-barred fighting at bars can continue unregulated in Nebraska
source: journalstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Blind pastor to get a new guide dog because he sleeps through the sermons
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Townsville Bulletin)
 
 
 
"I can't believe I was sacked for running over four ducklings," says bus driver
source: townsvillebulletin.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
"I would use the five-letter word: deceit." -- Floriduh Senator Bob Graham
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
Creed singer defends "symbolic, personal gesture" he made at "drunken" show
source: vh1.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Genetically engineered, glow-in-the-dark fish soon to be available in U.S. pet stores. Still no cure for cancer... although cancer patients glow in the dark too, so that's cool
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man loses grip on wood while trying to move balls, falls into vat of cyanide and dies...
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Farker's ex-roomie's cat
source: maxerboy.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(www.news-press.com)
 
 
 
Cult films, no not the indoctrination tapes from scientologists, but rather strange, offbeat, eccentric or surreal, cult films feature oddball characters and demented plots. What is your fave? Voting enabled
source: cityguide.news-press.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(419)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten worst comedians ever
source: dumbassandthefag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(285)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Medicine turns polar bear violet, signs contract with Sesame Street
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
25
source: sify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fark in the news again. It's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Sony unveils the bad-ass new Clie handheld
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe rent-a-corpse scam busted
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Police suspect old man who plowed into farmers market was speeding because he was fleeing another accident
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Wearing Levi's t-shirt to court gets man time in the slammer
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man charged with felony for killing kitten while driving. No, really
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Verizon defends monthly service charge for non-rotary dialing
source: the.honoluluadvertiser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"He was naked so we didn't think he would try to escape. He burned us"
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(SNPP)
 
 
 
What is the funniest moment/quote from The Simpsons? Voting enabled
source: snpp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(824)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Drew gets some local press. Boobies held as objects worthy of worship
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Dave Barry waxes poetic on the history of shaving
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(www.downsizedc.org)
 
 
 
Is Social Security the most destructive government program ever devised?
source: downsizedc.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(278)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this goofball running from a bull in Pamplona
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funny letter from a dissatisfied NTL customer
source: sanza.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Politech)
 
 
 
Man kicked off of airplane for wearing a one-inch button that read "Suspected Terrorist"
source: politechbot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(400)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Stallone to direct and star in the Biggie and Tupac story
source: sify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(The Druids)
 
 
 
Stonehenge - one of the biggest henges in the world. No one's built a henge like that ever since
source: pipcom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ten things we didn't know this time last week
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Religion: Which is the right one for you?
source: mingthemerciless.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(263)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's nephew grabbing grass and eating it
source: devtodd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Knife-wielding sleepwalker stabs hotel owner
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Satellite-driven tractors come to rescue of farmers
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lucky the Lobster saved from menu
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 


Fri July 18, 2003
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
"He has done 12 operations so far, and in some cases the implant has actually moved when they have tried to remove it"
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bruce Lee's great vanishing act
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Photoshop Dirk Nowitzski and Steve Nash drowning their playoff sorrow in booze
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart wants to relocate Tennessee's oldest house, built in the 1790's, to make room for a parking lot
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Little robots in your pants
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dentist refuses to fill lesbian's cavity
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
More wet t-shirts than you can shake your stick at (not safe for work)
source: fullrulle.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Journal Pioneer)
 
 
 
Grain spill causes freak accident, shuts down highway
source: journalpioneer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
$5 painting may turn out to be a Jackson Pollock, which is worth more than $5. Owner still thinks it's ugly
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Working girl" offering fresh breast milk as an extra service
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Graffiti artist uses cow as moooving canvas
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Swedish zookeepers learn Thai so they can speak to new elephant
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pilot resigns after video shows him sleeping during flight
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A smoker's point of view on "The Truth" commercials
source: thamike.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Read the complaint against Kobe Bryant
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant charged with felony sexual assault
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(274)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand's lead prosecutors insist there's perfectly good explanation for why they were photographed wearing wigs and plastic breasts
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Storm Alexander Curtis born at 8:45am. Five pounds, eight ounces -- only two hours of labor
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(616)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fark gets a mention in "God-given right to look at women" article
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Grand Island Independent)
 
 
 
Nebraska is looking for a quarter design. They need ideas
source: theindependent.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Weeners
 
Yippie ki-yay. An exclusive interview with Randy Jones, The Cowboy from The Village People (safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"We're assuming he's a disgruntled employee," said of man at meeting with buckets of gasoline and firearm
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to drink tap water because of strange substance in it
source: thisisnorthscotland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 on cell phone, asks that police stop chasing him
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Exhaust condenser allows drinking and driving. Note to drunks: Don't get your hopes up, it ain't for you
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway plans to introduce National Photoshop Championships
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Ooops. Police send body to wrong parents; their son is still alive
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
In Mexico, men are being implanted with GPS tracking microchips
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Pint-sized Pityu (2ft, 3in small) takes on Leggy Larry (6ft, 2in tall) in caber-tossing event
source: thisisnorthscotland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bystander: "Why don't you have any clothes on?" Trucker running around naked in traffic: "Praise the Lord"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Light 'em up, Austin. Your city council has delayed votes on no-smoking-in-bars measure
source: statesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Arizona Republic)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of rubber ducks, beavers, turtles and frogs to wash up on the North American eastern seaboard after falling from cargo ship 11 years ago in the Pacific
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Even in its final season, Buffy fails to get any Emmy nominations
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bandits make clean getaway with bags of garbage
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Mexicans are suing for being forcibly deported from the United States... 70 years ago
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(The Henderson Gleaner)
 
 
 
Lexington man kills himself at gas station after having two credit cards declined
source: myinky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Russian cutie Cestmir (possibly not safe for work)
source: eastboys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
New bill would make file swapping a felony
source: zdnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Prize-winning poet / as a father would blow it / and sadly his son / was the first to know it
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
French Government Bans Term 'E-Mail'
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Coffee, tea or lavatory fire?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson's wish list: Justin Timberlake and Matthew McConaughey
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Someone is taking a debate over leash laws to a sinister level"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Police chase Serbian assassination suspects; World War One narrowly averted
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cyborg chic shades create specialized vision
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Civil War era chicanery
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Cosmonaut to marry bride while orbiting Earth. Cosmonaut to spend honeymoon ensuring health of prostate gland
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(ninemsn)
 
 
 
Ticket inspector fired for not calling authorities after dumbass jumped from train
source: news.ninemsn.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Lincs Echo)
 
 
 
Joke factory wants to put 12-foot-high illuminated rotating clown's head on its roof
source: thisislincolnshire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Madonna's friends have to call her by her Jewish name, "Esther"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Armed robbers steal bags of trash
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"Bad Boys II" is the worst film of the year
source: ae.miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
British microbiologist, who testified about possible "embellishments" in the Iraqi WMD report last week, turns up dead under mysterious cuircumstances after going out for a stroll. MI5 has no comment
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Woman changes her name to GoVeg.com; still can't get a date
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(WorldOnline)
 
 
 
Loch Ness Monster found dead at age 27. Fast lifestyle suspected
source: worldonline.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Poll shows 74 percent of college students hang up on friends and blamed it on "bad cell phone reception"
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop an album cover for Farker's bluegrass band, Coaltucky Creek Dippers. Sorry, no original pic
source: bluegrassbox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
These guys saw a turtle
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man leaves 65 ducks at motel. Says to put it on his bill
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists develop "death by chocolate" mousetrap
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kenyan politicians thrown out of parliament for wearing African dress. Damned impertinence. Did colonialism teach them nothing?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(iol.ie)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez's booty has been downsized in publicity photos for her new film
source: breakingnews.iol.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Remembering Nintendo's first attempt to "educate" their clientele, the "Donkey Kong Jr. Math" game
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man, who had electricity cut off for nonpayment, electrocuted trying to hook it back up
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Like Everquest? Take a college course on it
source: faculty.washington.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dancing bears rescued from gypsies get new lease on life in air-cooled sanctuary
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What would the world be like if everyone bought spammers' products? Must be SFW
source: doubleclick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew's wife is having her baby today -- send good thoughts!
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(476)
 


Thu July 17, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Abysmal West Virginia education system saves lives: Janitor flips out, pours gasoline on school board members, then shoots a gun randomly. Matchstick deemed too obvious
source: wvgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(nbcsandiego.com)
 
 
 
Sixty-seven goats have real crappy day after pile of poo spontaneously ignites
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man believes hypnotherapy works on animals. Your dog no longer wants steak
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Whale stranded on golf course. Blow hole now contains flag. Marine biologist George Costanza to the rescue
source: nettavisen.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California simplifies the language of its legal code to cater to stupid jurors
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Missing girl found asleep under pile of toys. It's always the last place you look
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some FedEx Guy)
 
 
 
Dead boy's donated body parts returned via Fed-Ex to funeral home
source: statesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy finds porn in birthday piñata. He must have given it a good whack
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Judge says he has no choice but to give life sentence to man for stealing $20
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new CIO for Los Alamos that ran farker Froggy's university computer network into the ground. He wouldn't trust this man with ham sandwich, let alone nuclear secrets
source: lanl.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kei Saori, 20 pics (NSFW)
source: easythumbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
50,000 pounds of french fries burned in truck fire. Anna Nicole pissed that her afternoon snack was delayed
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Police shoot woman wielding deadly vegetable peeler
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(WWDN)
 
 
 
Attention, David Hayter: Wil Wheaton wants to be in your Watchmen movie
source: wilwheaton.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother kept mummified daughter for aliens
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Squirrel with large nuts takes Hollywood by storm
source: movies.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List of Office Playground's top ten best selling toys. Have some fun in your office while Mike gets the new mobo fixed
source: officeplayground.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
So-called "Hooters of coffee" draws controversy
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Scientists explain the burning bushes in the Bible
source: nettavisen.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman dumps man for his online alter ego
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
First of four Ontario nuclear reactors, mothballed since 1998, set to be switched back on despite safety concerns. American farkers advised to stock up up on marshmallows and prepare for one heck of a light show
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
"Legitimate" news service Ananova falls for Metallica hoax and reports (steals?) it as a real news story
source: snopes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(eircom.net)
 
 
 
Fiberglass cows come under attack in Dublin
source: home.eircom.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Gaming World)
 
 
 
Donkey Kong world record broken
source: gamingworldx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(HoustonChronicle.com)
 
 
 
Faux hawk cutting it big as style statement, tomorrow's mullet
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Your bed is full of ugly-ass dust mites eating your dead skin (with photo)
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Worker whose arm was crushed when he reached into forklift was trying to operate safety switch
source: thisisnorthscotland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Saddam never saw camel toe like this (Not safe for work)
source: actualclient.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Train stops so employee can go get coffee
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Police follow trail of blood from broken window to burglary suspect's house
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subway passenger tackles crazy man wielding two knives
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Power shortage gives ejaculation industry opportunity for innovation
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
New exploit in all Cisco routers could mean sudden death of the Internet any day now
source: slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Asia Times)
 
 
 
Anatomy of a con, or PNAC own5 j00
source: atimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian tourist struggles through language barrier to explain how moose damaged rent-a-car
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman, unhappy about conviction, punches juror in face
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Philadelphia Eagles.com)
 
 
 
And the covergirl is...
source: philadelphiaeagles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Inebriated man, who napped peacefully on tracks as 90-mph train hurtled over him, may face charges
source: icberkshire.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Are women hypocrites when it comes to looks?
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(325)
 
(pennlive.com)
 
 
 
Bank robber caught after running through city streets throwing hush money at pedestrians
source: acm.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Settlement reached over Shatner's horse semen. Confidential terms may include horse spunk in "fresh cooled format"
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop some exhibits for the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Car thief does his bit for Mideast truce
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Men with hairy backs are better in the sack. No word on plumber's crack
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Holy crap. Real-life poopsmith's job is full of shit
source: channelcincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Angryworld.com)
 
 
 
North Korean cyborg army may pose threat to national security
source: angryworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Crappy video games based on crappy movies don't sell well
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Record industry targets DePaul, Loyola over piracy
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nothin' but butts (not safe for work)
source: sssgr.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Two wives are better than one
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Newsday)
 
Weeners
 
Meet the hunks from the FDNY calendar of heroes (SFW)
source: nynewsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(WLEX)
 
 
 
Fire station shut down for fire-code violations
source: wlextv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Priest sued after telling bereaved family that deceased was half-assed Christian going straight to hell
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnie Minoso, 77, is the first player to play professional baseball in seven different decades
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(PhiladelphiaEagles.Com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles ban food in their new stadium, cite 9/11 and fear of the dreaded "Hoagie Bomb"
source: philadelphiaeagles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man bitten by pet cobra
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(news.com.au)
 
 
 
Twenty percent chance that Australia will become a U.S. state. Please bring Tim Tams
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists prepare to clone wooly mammoths
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Theme: The hidden meaning behind normal objects. Link goes to Stonehenge example
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 


Wed July 16, 2003
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby chick born with four legs (with pics)
source: delawareonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Polish hackers discover (today's) critical Windows flaw
source: zdnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Top-secret train carrying high-level radioactive waste has left Western New York and is on its way to Idaho
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(boston.com)
 
 
 
Iraq accountablitity probe stopped by Senate. Spend away, boys
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Legoland bosses award disabled employee Lego model of himself showing his withered arm in sling
source: people.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Man calls police after squirrel leaps onto his shoulder and refuses to move
source: expatica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Modbee)
 
 
 
Alabama woman compares lovers' embrace to processed cheese, wins Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest
source: sjsu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Surgeons create anus for pair of three-day old conjoined twins
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Old man plows through farmers market in Santa Monica with his car. Eight dead so far, up to 40 injured
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(218)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Rejected board games
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
$252-million baseball player upset when All-Star game security makes him show ID
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
20,000 blow jobs available
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(KarmaLoop)
 
 
 
KarmaLoop, the online urban boutique, needs some new ads (125 * 125 & 300 * 125) for its next campaign on Fark. Rules, discounts and prizes are discussed in the comments section
source: karmaloop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Afghanistan has decided that video games are corrupting the morals of their society
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Woman invents "butt bra" to support saggy asses
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man provides beer for burglars
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Masturbating lowers risk of prostate cancer
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Batcane" being tested to guide the blind
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nice hat (not safe for work)
source: girls-for-all.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Man bites off friend's nose in argument over TV channel
source: sify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
What can five bucks buy you from a thrift store bag sale?
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Reebok signs three-year-old basketball prodigy
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meowlingual device will translate your cat's sounds into words. Your cat wants to eat your face
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
Thai government imposes nationwide curfew on online gamers
source: bangkokpost.co.th   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Metallica sues band over unsanctioned usage of the E chord
source: 411mania.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(310)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Scientists invent fart-free beans. Taco Bell surrenders
source: health24.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman leaves husband and children for internet affair. Drops dead when she meets her e-lover
source: thisislondon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Cell News)
 
 
 
Cell phones could prevent cancer
source: cellular-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Job interview tips for new grads. This includes not drinking your slurpee during interviews
source: bostonworks.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man dies rolling off roof. In his sleep
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Man cuts off hand to get rid of snake
source: sify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Studabaker's been a bad boy with little girls before. The Smoking Gun doesn't disappoint
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Politicians are drinking too much
source: nettavisen.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(KRT Wire)
 
 
 
Naked people becoming big business
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Suspected murderer apprehended as he left anger-management class
source: home.hamptonroads.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Dreams of impotence good for your sex life
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Iraqi artifacts recovered by Jordanian customs officials
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Ireland Online)
 
 
 
Former U.S. Marine, Toby Studabaker, arrested at Frankfurt airport
source: breakingnews.iol.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tony Blair gives President Bush the gift that keeps on giving: A sponge bag
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Japanese team to leave on two month quest for Yeti
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Accounts executive quits job at muffin factory after boss asks to see her boobies
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this French actress with a sign protesting changes in unemployment benefits
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Family awakens to find pet cat nursing mice
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(wbre.com)
 
 
 
Neighbors fed-up with farmer using cannons to scare birds away from crops
source: wbre.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cows dislike overseas travel so much they fart themselves to death
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Grown-ups are pairing up to see who can eat the most baby food
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Tito Jackson planning comeback as blues singer. Michael to collaborate on "Danglin' Baby Blues"
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Celebrities are better than regular people because they have more DNA
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
MIT developing slowed-down search engine designed for poor countries
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roller-coaster marathoner passes five days. Operators not sure how much longer he wants to keep going; friends not sure he can speak at all
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian government pays American corporation $600,000 to design tourism guide. Corporation forgets to include two provinces on the map
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(213)
 


Tue July 15, 2003
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dumb: Driving recklessly. Dumber: Taking police on a chase and rolling your vehicle. Dumberer: Doing all of the above in a van that's been converted into a portable meth lab
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
What a drag it is getting old: Valium turns 40 this year
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists build robotic snail, still no cure for cancer
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Lordoftherings.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new LOTR: TROTK poster. What the hell is a trotk?
source: lordoftherings.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
If you are wanted on rape and kidnapping charges, jumping around in front of someone while fondling yourself is poor way to lay low
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man hurt in assault with fold-up scooter
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Tatu duo to split
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Numerous galaxies in our local region of space are mostly gas with very few stars. Just like Dollywood
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the six-foot long Asian Water Lizard of Benton, IL, and the doofus trying to catch it with a fishing rod
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New cosmic image shows thousands of galaxies in one photograph
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
First SARS, now Prince. Toronto just can't catch a break
source: entertainment.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man uses the small-penis defense to indecent exposure charges
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Formula 1 driver arrested for speeding, now banned from driving in France
source: baseball.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China's "Loch Ness Monster" resurfaces
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this POS Honda Element to make it drivable
source: photoshop.superdownloads.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Straight from Norway: Explosive cheese
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Star Trek pundit blasted at convention for controversial theory that a star destroyer could whoop the Enterprise E
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
A double venti non-caf tentacle porn whiskey... with room for cream, please
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police track down Gogol's missing nose
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman has groom arrested for stealing her purse
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
What's for breakfast? Brains and eggs!
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man gets four months in jail for trying to sell kidney on Internet
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man cuts off morphine drip to patient, grabs pump and takes off
source: wpmi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(VNU Net)
 
 
 
Three years of sock-related injuries go unrecorded because of database problems. Mike considers taking new job in England
source: vnunet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Couple marries at town dump. In lieu of presents, guests bring used condoms and half-eaten chicken carcasses
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(News-Journal)
 
 
 
Naked man didn't realize taking photos of himself in front of nursing home might upset someone
source: news-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
The naked truth on why Jack Nicholson looked at Lara Flynn Boyle and said he'd hit it (NSFW)
source: newsfilter.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Gang members using motor scooters to get around, hand bells go "bling-bling"
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
An NBA player got into a bar fight with an NFL player and a 400-pound bouncer named "Tiny" was injured
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lasagna a British recipe, claim researchers of the world's oldest cookery book. Asshat Jamie Oliver still thinks it's "pukka"
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Prank callers getting grocery stores to strip-search customers
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man encouraged to be a female prostitute under government-job program
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man blows self up in botched attack on old high school bully
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(CommonDreams)
 
 
 
Photoshop Dick Cheney in front of some flags
source: commondreams.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel documentary claims organ donor recipients get memories with their new parts
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Australian Opera turning to nudity to fill seats
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens Australia
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mail carriers not thrilled with activist envelopes filled with barn-yard manure
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(wsav.com)
 
 
 
Man trying to catch crabs gets nine bombs instead
source: wsav.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seventh-grader's prostate cancer linked to his smoking habit
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Roller girls gone wild. Exclusive retroCRUSH gallery of skater-babe Mayhem (safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Russian decides Man U. isn't worth buying for $2 billion
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Priest in hot water for head-butting photographer after bride arrives late to wedding
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pickle mascots get sweet revenge for fallen fellow sausage
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 


Mon July 14, 2003
(Up2Speed.com)
 
 
 
UK Farker: Please mock my colleague, Robert
source: up2speed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson sued by psychiatrist for failing to pay $44,000 crazy nutball fee
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thief demands ransom be paid into his own bank account
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman becomes suspicious of doctor when breast examination follows complaint of leg pain
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Modbee)
 
 
 
Overturned big-rig spills 41,000 pounds of dog food across transition bridge. Workers say clean-up will be rrrrruff
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New characters page at homestarrunner.com
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(wkyc)
 
 
 
Burglar makes off with TV and a couple of guns, leaves behind wallet (with pic of perp and wallet)
source: wkyc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Why buy that new cow you've been eyeing when you can rent it over the Internet?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Large horse discovers narrow doorways are slightly too narrow for large horses
source: thisisnorthscotland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Brandi Chastain says if the U.S. wins the Women's World Cup, she'll take her shirt off again
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(kmbz.com)
 
 
 
Man complains about odor in hotel room for three days, then looks under bed. Turns out it was double occupancy all along
source: kmbz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Photoshop this depiction of many Fark political threads
source: the.honoluluadvertiser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Continue the NES celebration with a look at their promotional products
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man hopes to set rollercoaster-riding record; four days so far, no vomiting
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China celebrates UN Population Day by draping phallic-shaped building in giant condom (w/ pic)
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mike kindly moved Fark to the old server so you could at least Fark (albeit slowly) this weekend. New motherboard en route. His birthday is 7/18
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Study finds burgers are as addictive as heroin. Horse is still tastier
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
X-ray of woman who swallowed cockroach AND fork
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(wxii12.com)
 
 
 
Family has first girl in 130 years. King George XIII not an ancestor
source: wxii12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Holy crap. They're finally here. Homestar Runner figurines
source: store.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(The Morning Journal)
 
 
 
Woman accused of putting pot under stamps on letters to inmate
source: morningjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hot Brazilian Viviane Araujo (not safe for work)
source: casifamosas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Gamespy)
 
 
 
GameSpy celebrates the 20th anniversary of the NES
source: gamespy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Chewbacca reveals more surprises about Episode III
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Legendary Cuban jazz great Compay Segundo dies
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian nudists struck by lightning while taking cover from storm
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(findsounds.com)
 
 
 
AudioEdit these fart sounds
source: findsounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(NBC5i.com)
 
 
 
Carjackers fly car into house
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders wanted a "Praise Jesus" discount on his car repair bill
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The antics of The Human Kennel, or "How to generate a media hoax"
source: members.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
College prof wins buffalo-dung throwing contest with 111 foot, two-inch toss
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
For weather nerds: Interactive animated histories of hurricanes
source: html.nbc5i.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Venice Florida! dot com)
 
 
 
Farker is running his dog for City Council in a corrupt small southern town; show your support
source: venfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Titanposter)
 
 
 
Only 100 words on why Metallica sucks???
source: titanpost.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(211)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Top items on agenda at the Rastafarian conference: Marijuana and how to make it legal everywhere
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Origami Underworld)
 
 
 
Amaze and disgust your friends with origami penises (possibly not safe for work)
source: underground.zork.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Giant kangaroo killed with an axe
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Myths about gun control
source: tsra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(467)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's most overated championship. Vote in the finals for either Ja Rule or Trista Rehn
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 

Displayed 337 of about 1027 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report