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Sun June 22, 2003
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(TDN)
 
 
 
Ultimate Frisbee competition draws 500 competitors, not a single one could find a date
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(70)
 
(Career Builder)
 
 
 
Raod runner needs a qaulity assurance amanager in Mpls. MN
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Insanely hot blonde Paulette Myers. Not safe for work
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(191)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Justin Timberlake in concert
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(164)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Wave someone across the street, get sued
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(154)
 
(app.com)
 
 
 
Jason Mewes can't even recover from heroin addiction in peace. Fans flock to drug clinic to offer him weed
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(112)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
U.S. Army's new high-tech Stryker units to be ready for deployment this fall
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(163)
 
(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Experts and amateurs look for ideas to stop hurricanes. The most common suggestion: Nuke 'em
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(74)
 
(Via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Ted Williams' son replaced by Johnny Unitas, Jr. at top of "Hall of Fame Jerk Offspring" list
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(21)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man sued for naming dog after neighbor and cursing at it in public
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(31)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Man escapes from prison, then finding nothing but crap on TV for five years, turns himself back in
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Female players at Wimbledon earn less than men despite having the game more people want to watch
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(85)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Imagine planet Earth millions of years from now. Man is gone, continents merge and strangest of all are the animals that roam the world
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(127)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Not having jobs to return to, protesters are still marching the streets
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(107)
 
(palestineherald.com)
 
 
 
When shoplifting, try to not start running until you're out the door. Degree of difficulty: 0.0
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(45)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Texas A&M rocked by buttock-whacking scandal in hay barn
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(68)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Tigers catcher ejected for not throwing the ball back to the pitcher fast enough
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(50)
 
(ktvu.com)
 
 
 
Massive rescue effort saves floating chicken
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(51)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
America's newest plan to undermine Castro's government: Giving money to small booklenders
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the Spanish town of Manganeses de la Polvorosa, 18-year-old boys throw goat out of church window. "A fiesta without throwing a goat is like Christmas without a Christmas tree"
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(41)
 
(Martin-Baker)
 
 
 
Martin-Baker "pleased to announce" 7,000th life saved by their ejection seats
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know you're a blonde if you have a Ph.D. and are studying blonde jokes
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russians find site of meteorite crash that landed last year with force of "medium atomic bomb"
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(59)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If everyone in the world did Irish dance, there would be no more wars
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Il screams, "Photoshop me and my henchmen!"
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(182)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor uses 1865 precedent to clean criminal records of four political allies
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(48)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Musicians object to people buying only their decent songs. "You have to buy the whole crappy album now"
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(200)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Slovakian Skeleton" getting ready to play Wimbledon (w/pic)
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(133)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nature's #1 sexual deviant is the guppy
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(50)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Postal service delivers letter after 207 years. Rate increase imminent
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(23)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Toe wrestlers gather for world championship. This little piggy is going to kick your ass
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(21)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Controversy grows over poor record of British Army's Phoenix drone used in Iraq. Troops call it "The Bugger Off" because it never comes back
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(33)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sign-holding entrepreneur
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(75)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Toddler saved after five-story fall by his own full diaper
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(74)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
French soccer fans boo "Star-Spangled Banner"; American fans boo French anthem, "Tiny White Flag"
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(468)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soldiers in Iraq do actual reinactment of "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
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(177)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Klitscho beats Lewis like a redheaded stepchild, loses fight
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(191)
 


Sat June 21, 2003
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tara Reid finds that shouting "Do you know who I am? I'm Tara [bleeping] Reid" still not getting her into clubs
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grivas' brother is coming home from Iraq in July. Photoshop a picture of him in front of the "Welcome to Baghdad -- Have a Happy Day" arch
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(106)
 
(Some Lucky Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is going to NYC next week. He did all the touristy stuff a few months ago. What can he do now? Suggest stuff
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(205)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley takes a dive, suffers concussion. Spaceman with super powers my ass
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(54)
 
(The Advertiser)
 
 
 
Crooks disable both town police cars before breaking into both town pharmacies and leaving the cash registers untouched
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dog trainer convicted of contracting defective bomb-sniffing dogs to federal government
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New numbers on objects looted from Iraqi museums, now it's closer to 6,000. Expect a new made-up estimate next week
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(123)
 
(Phillyburbs.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey legislators debate what to name the official state fruit. Richard Simmons is the current frontrunner
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(59)
 
(WCBS 880)
 
 
 
The wrong way to ensure a shotgun is unloaded
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(56)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
British men lose their balls, carry handbags and become "metrosexiuals"
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(197)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you can eat 5200 calories in one sitting, including this 72-ounce steak, you get it for free
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(191)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Burglars bring baby on break-ins
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(40)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Student hacks into university computers to rig student elections for "American Ninja"
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(80)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson arrested in street brawl. Apparently got tired of spending hours at Starbucks filling his journal with beautiful poetry
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(74)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
TV ratings suck for all the new reality shows
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(96)
 
(E-Online)
 
 
 
"Dude, where's my Batmobile." Ashton Kutcher as Batman?
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(140)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Sheriff declares doctor alive; doctor claims otherwise
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
You may now celebrate the summer solstice at Stonehenge, just don't get drunk and make an ass of yourself
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(135)
 
(The Daily Journal)
 
 
 
"Cats are not dogs" columnist wonders if he should adjust estrogen dosage
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
O'Reilly rips into the Internet. The Internet rips O'Reilly a new one
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(136)
 
(via Bizarro Drudge)
 
Video
 
Lisa Marie Presley wipes out on the set of The Today Show
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(78)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Hubble Space Telescope takes amazing new picture showing thousands of galaxies (with pic)
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(81)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Bumfights" producers snicker in court after being sentenced to community service -- helping the homeless
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(93)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: 9/11 film with Timothy Bottoms as President Bush, Lawrence Pressman as Dick Cheney, Halle Barry as Condoleezza Rice
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(109)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
China discovers 2,000-year-old booze
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(28)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Capcom to "localize" and release Grand Theft Auto III in Japan. Photoshop some possible changes. Link goes to article with several screenshots
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(145)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
All Blacks slay the Red Dragon in first test match of the year
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(47)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Coach says SI misrepresented his Florida boozing and whoring
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Train sporting a huge amount of wood blows its load all over the place
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(45)
 
(wisinfo.com)
 
 
 
Man involved in accident slurs speech, misspells own street name, urinates on himself. Then it gets weird
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Israeli airport security rejected gerbil passenger screeners because, well, because the idea is very silly
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(35)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Increasing amount of odd data and net traffic detected on Internet
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(67)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rodney King pleads innocent to PCP charges after 100-mph crash; blames crash on potholes, will sue city
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(106)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Keyboards at Dartmouth cause of pinkeye outbreak
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this video game thats older than most farkers
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(179)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Workers who whine about their job, their boss and spread vicious gossip while doing as little work as possible may have fallen victim to post-traumatic embitterment disorder
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(93)
 


Fri June 20, 2003
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Studios using online fan sites to help shape their movies. "Wonder Woman's Lesbian Adventure" expected in theaters any time now
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(87)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jackpot winner tips waitress $25,000
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(47)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Babies conceived during ice storms have lower IQs
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(53)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nick Nolte's DUI photo inspired wild hair for his character in The Hulk
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ninety-six percent of cosmos puzzles astronomers. Other four percent understood perfectly, down to the tiniest detail, and getting rather boring now that you mention it
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(43)
 
(Boulder News)
 
 
 
Custodian mistakes art exhibit as garbage, throws it away
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Merrit Cabal: Not safe for work
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(88)
 
(wcco.com)
 
 
 
New Honda warns you when you are about to cra -- OH SHI --
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston inexplicably named World's Most Powerful Celebrity
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New birth control pill can improve the sound of a woman's voice
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey says fan convinced her to switch tour to smaller venues. Flagging album sales, laughingstock film debut and nervous breakdown apparently unrelated
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Archaeologists uncover evidence that Scots tried to create empire in Panama in 17th century
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Robbery victims turned away from police station because cops too busy sleeping
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(22)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Foreign man detained by Chinese police after offending locals with t-shirt listing common gripes foreigners have with China
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(61)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Don't jump on beds that are near open windows
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(77)
 
(PressConnects)
 
 
 
Shipment of toilet bowls overturns on Interstate 88
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(41)
 
(DQ Country)
 
 
 
Bishop, Texas police detect "ripe smell of marijuana" from Snoop Dogg's tour bus
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you are going to make a homemade lava lamp, don't leave the liquid in a vodka-like bottle or a friend might mistake it for "a genuine libation"
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(53)
 
(Craigslist)
 
 
 
For rent: Spare room in apartment; don't mind the Africanized bees
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(44)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
Geniuses with marketing degrees realize that lowering prices on HDTV will "result in the sale of millions of HDTV sets in the next few years"
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(64)
 
(Some (broke) Guy)
 
 
 
What's Fark's collective credit card debt? How much do you owe? Any debt resolution suggestions for this Farker?
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(316)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Nicole Kidman is 36 today, and is wearing her birthday suit to celebrate (not safe for work)
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(111)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bill O'Rilley gets a online smackdown for dissing the Internet
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
After being granted a new trial because his lawyer slept through the first one, Texas man pleads guilty and receives life sentence
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(28)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Playboy model chases down two burglars wearing only a thong (w/possibly NSFW pic)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: Women get turned on by ALL genders, orientations and activities when watching porn
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
And in today's weather, George W. Bush is a professional fascist (w/ pic)
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen sues school for not letting her wear her "Barbie is a lesbian" t-shirt
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
Everyone has a small town bar story, but does it include "butt darts"?
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(newsnet5.com)
 
 
 
Boy loses virtual $11 million on Internet game, calls local sheriff
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(82)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British woman believes she's the inventor of pot brownies
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Capcom)
 
 
 
Marvel vs. Capcom, X-Men vs. Street Fighter? Photoshop an original vs. fighting game
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(126)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New urinal video gamers pissed
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Welcome to summer camp. Now hand over your cell phone
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco busted for steroids. Again
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Zap2it.com)
 
 
 
Over-egoed original Angels go bad and try to cut each other out of movie
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party in Ft. Worth, tomorrow at 8pm
source: terron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pot smokers score lower on math tests, higher on eat-the-whole-bag-of-Doritos-in-one-sitting tests
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(163)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter calls Joesph McCarthy a "brave man" who sacrificed himself and his career to bring Americans the truth
source: drudgereport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(525)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling's capitalism has some limits, says no to marketing moaning toilets
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Express and Star)
 
 
 
Not content with anal probings, UFOs now cause earthquakes
source: expressandstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Turnpike shut down after 100,000 bees escape hives loaded on truck. Rescuers swarm to the scene
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Why hasn't The Smoking Gun gotten the Martha Stewart mugshots yet?
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(64)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Court dismisses McCorvey's request to reopen Roe v. Wade
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(364)
 
(abc7.com)
 
 
 
President Bush disruptures his calf muscle while joggulating
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Unlike Norwegians, Japanese don't need any more encouragement to have sex outdoors
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Whatever you do, don't mention the Google
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(MassLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman appears on "Good Morning America," "Primetime," Fox News and "Montel Williams Show." Now she is upset that people recognize her
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(144)
 
(This Is South Devon)
 
 
 
Floating river candles set fire to yacht
source: thisissouthdevon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs scalping tickets to their own games. Greedy corksuckers
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cops seize 25 tons of hashish from squid truck. Had been bound for one really special Iron Chef challenge
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Band demands "quiet area for fornication" during concert
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(192)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Acclaim announces plans to use spray-painted homing pigeons to advertise Virtua Tennis 2 at this year's Wimbledon tournament
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(84)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Man doesn't watch son; son falls through bleachers. Now wants bleachers regulated.
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(216)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Blast at Chechen ministry
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(LovelaceTheMusical)
 
 
 
What's the only thing more bizarre than making a musical about the life of Linda Lovelace? Casting Tina Yothers in the title role
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(97)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Photoshop golfer Furyk admiring his topless admirer
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(117)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kentucky prisoners performing Shakespeare. In other news, Kentucky now sending convicts to "poundeth thou in thine ass" prison
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(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mind games help ward off Alzheimer's. Still no cure for... oh wait, this one's all good
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What Farkers were saying before the war
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(1100)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy jumping into the ocean
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(102)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
BetaMax II -- "Electric Boogaloo": Rentals of DVDs topped VHS tapes for the first time last week
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(143)
 


Thu June 19, 2003
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob three banks in one day, only gets money from the last one
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(55)
 
(New Zealand News)
 
 
 
New Zealand all set to tax cow flatulence
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Probe finds significant misuse of Internet at IRS
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(52)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Farker Manifest and his dad eliminated from The Amazing Race
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(94)
 
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Paramount's Kings Island patron struck by lightning in parking lot, sues the park
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(150)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Less than half of Britain knows that Pootie-Poot is president of Russia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate panel votes to overturn FCC media-ownership rules
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(ABC7)
 
 
 
How many times do we have to say it? Keep your hookers and crack out of the cafeteria
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(44)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop an ox, a bean, a radio and a rectangle
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(158)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Kerry criticizes Bush for taking the exact actions that he called for in 1997
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(222)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thousands of clownfish to die at the hands of idiots who want a pet Nemo
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House-cleaning reality show tops list of reality series that are headed to America
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(46)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Washington State approves $3 billion tax cut for Boeing. Boeing responds by laying off more workers
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(77)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Town can't lick beavers despite 15 years of perseverance
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(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missile defense system continues to fail to defend against missiles. Officials call system a success
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(191)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Legislators shoot down privacy bill; in response, privacy advocates publish partial SSNs of legislators on Internet. Hilarity ensues
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(148)
 
(wkyc)
 
 
 
Dog can clear the table, help with the laundry and the dishes and even grab a beer from the fridge; would really be man's best friend with a boob job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Bunyan and Babe the Ox splitting up, cite financial considerations
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Fisherman lands great white shark off public pier
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Don't bring film with photos of you posing with your pot plants to local drug store for developing
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(ABC)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling sues NY Daily News over preview of new Harry Potter book for *raise pinky to corner of mouth* 100 MEE-LION dollars
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Woman busted for breast-feeding while driving will file counter-suit against state
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(168)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Two men try to pass off bonds marked "one hundred million dollar"
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(50)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Just in time for The Hulk's release, astronomers finally figure out what a gamma-ray burst is
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Skeptical guide to Doomsday
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(100)
 
(Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
High-achieving students rewarded by being allowed to duct tape school principal to gym wall
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(Baxter Bulletin)
 
 
 
Satan found walking naked along highway (second story)
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Genetic engineers create decaffeinated coffee bean. Still no cure for cancer
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Garfield celebrates 25th birthday today and over 20 years of not being funny
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
One year after being set on fire, Daisy the Dog is living happily with her new owners
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(wesh.com)
 
 
 
Denny's cook puts toy pooping pig in cop's food. Hilarity ensues
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(127)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Movie theater says it doesn't have enough crying babies
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(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise lobbying White House to get federal funding for Scientology
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man who called in hoax bomb threat on plane insists bomb that was found isn't his
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(43)
 
(The Times, UK)
 
 
 
NY Stock Exchange fines trader $1000 for sneaking Gallagher onto trading floor to smash watermelon over head of coworker
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Retired IBM computer technician attempting to break land-speed record in car built from F-104 supersonic jet fighter
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(86)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
"Matador of Shame," "Satan Was a Lesbian" and other crazy 60s smut-novel covers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you only get your news from Fark, Michigan has been rioting for two days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"If you go by the numbers, however, the most frequent domestic killer of human beings is the white-tailed deer"
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(88)
 
(Lileks.com)
 
 
 
Twin Cities humor writer begs to be photoshopped. Humor him
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(262)
 
(Traverse City Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
Man dies in snowmobile accident on city streets. Alcohol suspected as a factor. Also suspected is that it's mid-June and there's no snow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since May 1st, D.C. has received nine times as much rain as Seattle
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Documentary on the human body, "Superhuman," interrupted by porn involving one man and several women
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigerian authorities order drivers causing insane gridlock to seek psychiatric help
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(38)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Vice principal warns graduating kindergartners that many of them won't graduate high school because of alcohol, drugs or pregnancy; parents not amused
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG continues its assault on For Love or Money with these mugshots of the doe-eyed babe finalist
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(116)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who scared shark to death by jumping in its tank naked won't face prosecution
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(50)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegians urged to start having sex in public
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(68)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Naked protest planned to raise awareness of GM crops, flabby genitals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Redbook puts Julia Roberts' head on another woman's body on the cover of its July issue, titles it "The Real Julia"
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(129)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
It's a horrible world we live in where teenagers can accept their awkward nude bodies instead of shamefully hiding them, declares lawmaker
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(238)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Burt Reynolds and Jerry Reed on full alert as beer truck drivers strike
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The sublime Gleicy Santos (not safe for work)
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(73)
 
(NBC2)
 
 
 
Cops shut down little girl's lemonade stand for not having permit
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(202)
 
(abclocal.go.com)
 
 
 
Cops say general buffoonery may be the reason a man jumped off a 5th-floor escalator -- twice
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(60)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Sky digibox becomes sentient, dials Speaking Clock every hour for six months. Billarity ensues
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(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Stripped 727 with extra fuel tanks on board takes off from Angola in May, has apparently not landed anywhere since that time
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(103)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
There's no issue more pressing for New Jersey's legislature to address than high school yearbook photos
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(51)
 
(San Diego)
 
 
 
Man robs Taco Bell, is shot and killed in IHOP parking lot; funeral services expected at Waffle House this weekend
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's a basebrawl. Difficulty = very hard
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
See Tiffany Taylor's titanic tatas (not safe for work)
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(153)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Law professor wants fast-food chains to warn about addictive offerings
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(108)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Excremental exhibit excites extreme enthusiasts
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(22)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
"Plumber's Butt" is the new fashionable cleavage for women
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(144)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
It took just one boom for the Amish to be awash in bacon
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(38)
 
(Glasgow Daily Record)
 
 
 
When lying to the police about your identity, try not to have your real name tattooed on your hand
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
*RING*, "Hello?", "Is Fidel there?", "Yes, this is he.", "Is your refrigerator running?"
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(61)
 
(Cecil Whig)
 
 
 
Liquor store might be in trouble for selling $14,000 worth of alcohol to teen
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(47)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the best cover and/or remix version of a song you've heard? Voting enabled for no particular reason
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(858)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Foreman mulling comeback at 55. In other news, grill fumes found to affect the brain
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(43)
 
(Bay City Times)
 
 
 
Developers offer to sell land back to Native American tribe for $1.14 million, three beaver pelts and a handful of glass beads
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(57)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Walter Cronkite's mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore
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(115)
 


Wed June 18, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rachel Hunter is back on the dating scene
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(49)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
High school girls have "ritual" cat-fight on the last day of school. With pics and video.
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We have dog parks and water parks. Design a Fark park
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(62)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Woody Harrelson ignoring NYC smoking ban because joints aren't quite cigarettes. Also, the Terminator is becoming the latest gay icon. These items may or may not be related
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(60)
 
(Kansas State Collegian)
 
 
 
Working graveyard shift at mini-mart affords students hilarious opportunities to deal with belligerent drunks
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(63)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Farmer teaches cows to read
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(53)
 
(Ruidoso News)
 
 
 
High school streaker graduates to furiously masturbating in public
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(97)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
$imon and Garfunkel con$ider putting a$ide difference$, going on reunion tour
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nestle sued for using treated regular water as "Poland Springs" Water
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(92)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Gyro pushcart required to provide restrooms for customers
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(73)
 
(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Man brings 600 scorpions in box aboard train. Hilarity ensues
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(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's june 19th. If you're a truckie that's 8 sleeps 'till Christmas
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(112)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken to demand more cowbell from Charlie Rose tonight on 60 Minutes II (aka 60 Minutes Reloaded)
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(43)
 
(Sarasota Herald-Tribune)
 
 
 
Attorney consults with ghost of J. Edgar Hoover for lawsuit
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(21)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Y chromosome is the drunken fratboy of chromosomes
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(67)
 
(WWdN)
 
 
 
Wil will be on Your Mac Life (internet radio) tonight. Pissed off that Indiana kid stole his "shoving quarters in his nose" bit
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(112)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arm and leg found in river. Local police can now afford a gallon of gas, prescription medicine or rent in Manhattan
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(40)
 
(14wfie.com)
 
 
 
Tonight on Leno: Indiana teen will shove $2.50 in quarters up his nose
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(95)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man accidentally puts $100 bill in bus-fare box; starts fighting riders when he hears laughter
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch must now allow the destruction of his own computer
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(130)
 
(Idaho Press Tribune)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smoking airplane
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl in India married off to dog; infidels not invited to ceremony
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(109)
 
(Scarborough Today)
 
 
 
Vandals leave half a newt. Other half hasn't gotten better
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fat lady who sat on boyfriend's chest and clubbed him to death with her high-heeled shoe is found innocent of doing anything to contribute to boyfriend's death
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(129)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man hopes to be first person to drive across country naked without being umpteenth person to get his naked ass hauled off to jail
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How to survive the dullest six weeks in American sports
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(176)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Coke admits to rigging taste tests
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(128)
 
(Silicon.com)
 
 
 
Thirty-nine percent of financial institutions were hacked last year
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(40)
 
(The Blue Brick)
 
 
 
Oracle makes hostile bid to buy state of Delaware
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(62)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Airline passenger lashes out at Pam Anderson, mistakenly thought she demonstrated against the war
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(241)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Detailed review of The Hulk
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(246)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fugitive sex criminal, heir to cosmetics empire, captured in Mexico looking mahvelous
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(87)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Security guard pepper sprays crowd of unruly parents at elementary school 5th grade graduation
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(132)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Miso soup lowers risk of breast cancer. In other news, Miso horny increases risk of STDs
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(95)
 
(Bruce Almighty Trailer)
 
 
 
Farker's friend has the Bruce Almighty phone number. What should his answering machine say? (With voting)
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(231)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hot chicks not the only thing hard to come by at nude beaches
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(105)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian customs says 18,000 beers too many for personal use
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(73)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Truck containing sex toys crashes on busy motorway. Hilarity ensues
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(102)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Cop reports Thong Man "sat off of the bike seat and exposed his anus to the vehicles behind him"
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(133)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
"Ace of Diamonds" captured in Iraq
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(758)
 
(Victoria Advocate)
 
 
 
Fatigued canoeists insist naked midget wasn't hallucination
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(82)
 
(Class of 2003)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker Gogran and friends on the day before graduation
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(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Doubts over authenticity of Jimmy Christ's coffin
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(327)
 
(ESPN)
 
Video
 
Bell rings, fighter gets knocked out. Was this a dirty fight? You be the judge
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(171)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The world's most accident-prone man wins the lottery
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(73)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man kills four-year-old girl because he thought she was possessed by aliens, thought his dog named God would lick her back to life
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(163)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
How to stoke the libido after a hard day of dealing with your loin-spawned parasites
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(199)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Taxi driver returns teddy bear to Kentucky boy. The bear wanted to go to Fargo, N.D.
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(66)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
The "Bacons" have fun with telemarketers
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(82)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Lorry sheds 18 tons of peas on A1. Northerners flock to area with bags of chips for ensuing free mushy peas
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(53)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Vodaphone to explain in court why "You have got the deal" means "You have not got the deal"
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(79)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop Prince Charles at the local bakery
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(83)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Some parents are just now becoming aware that companies add caffeine to anything your kids like
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(155)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aron Ralston, who cut off his own arm in bid for survival, threatens legal action against nonprofit site that teaches how to survive without cutting arm off
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(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover gene that determines whether you are an early-riser or night-owl
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(64)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
U.S. men prefer women south of Mason/Dixon line
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(210)
 
(Chinapost.com)
 
 
 
Taiwan Tourism Bureau utters two-word phrase guaranteed to catch any Farker's ear: Free beer
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(32)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police camera records biker doing 157 mph, followed by his wimpy 148-mph buddy
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(188)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Strom Thurmond, 100, is finally a grandfather
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(86)
 


Tue June 17, 2003
(heraldnet.com)
 
 
 
Senator Orrin Hatch wants to make it legal for companies to destroy computers of illegal music downloaders
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(423)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New software will translate business documents into English to detect BS
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(71)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
What to do if you get stuck behind a slow driver in the left lane
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(281)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Social conservatives George Bush and John Ashcroft directly linked to fewer sex scenes in movies
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(132)
 
(GoldenPalace.com)
 
Boobies
 
Bevy of pics of beautiful streaker from the U.S. Open -- in full getup (not safe for work)
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(133)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tiger Woods hitting a nice divot
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(154)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet Bishop O'Brien, the man arrested for fatal hit-and-run
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(88)
 
(defenselink.mil)
 
 
 
Pentagon to expand program allowing overseas military to vote via Internet in 2004. What could possibly go wrong?
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(98)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Microsoft files massive anti-spam lawsuit after Bill Gates' penis remains small
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(92)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man pays for library fines with 600 packages of ramen noodles
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(123)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Hundred-year-old boy scout attributes long life to the first pack of cigarettes he purchased as a teen
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(56)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Hospital giving out football-esque red cards to abusive patients. Kicking fellow patients in groin gets you banned from future league play
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(39)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
William "The Refrigerator" Perry to enter 4th of July hotdog-eating contest. Skinny Japanese guy is going to kick his ass
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(78)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Roe of Roe vs. Wade files to have earlier judgement overturned. The Smoking Gun is there
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Driver claims 30 parking fines should be wiped out because he suffers from amnesia and forgets where he left his car
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Business owner chases robbers, performs improvisational monster-truck show in his Hummer (w/pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farrelly Brothers doing a TV show about a short millionaire that can't get laid
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(Local6)
 
 
 
"Panty Bandit" forcibly removes underwear from women who wear dresses
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(201)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
England soccer captain David Beckham reportedly signs for Spanish giants Real Madrid
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Miami entrepreneur wants to place advertising inside school buses. Disney, Busch Gardens, Trojan eye prospects
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists meeting to decide how to plan for next media hysteria
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Melbourne train service finds nothing is better at scaring away loitering youths than good ol' country music
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(AP)
 
 
 
Mother of two found to be brain dead after participating in "Toughman" contest; most likely brain dead before contest
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(112)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
United Airlines launching Internet access on flights
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Someday, people will learn not to sleep in dumpsters. Today ain't that day
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People developing emotional attachments to their robotic vacuum cleaners
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Angelina Jolie and Nicolas Cage, having gone through all the other wackos, have begun dating each other
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Vatican rules glass condensation is not Virgin Mary
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Jim Jones' former church up for sale. Cult starter kit not included
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thousands of Harry Potter copies stolen from warehouse. Cops describe suspect as one huge-ass owl
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The lite version of this bizarre Virgin mobile commercial prompted hundreds of complaints in Britain. Here's the full version (not safe for work)
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Pheromone receptors were put out of business when our ancestors developed color vision
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(99)
 
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Photoshop this Fish and Game officer writing on a bear
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(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Britain votes to end last calls in pubs to curb drunkenness
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Canuck Farkers: Watch SpaceMoose defend his title at the World Beer Games -- Canadian Championships, tonight on CityTV at 8:00pm. Nug, AKA the Mustard Man, is one of the commentators. American farkers... nothing to see here, move along
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Bizarre monkey-schnauzer a bane to birds (w/pic)
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Naked rambler arrested on his way to John O' Groats. Brits can explain
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Kylie Minogue is pregnant. Fb- is the father
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bishop of Phoenix arrested Monday for hit-and-run accident. Recently signed agreement with prosecutors sparing him from indictment for protecting child-molesting priests
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Shopping mall to offer "dad zone" with pizza, beer, DVDs and widescreen TV
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop some guy talking about reducing cow farts
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(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
"Holy Herb" pastor caught with 200 pot plants in his church
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Kenyan marathon taking place in wild-animal preserve. Lions on standby to cull the herd.
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Art boobies (not safe for work)
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Three men struck by lightning while using telescope to spy on love-making couple
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the singer for the Counting Crows sitting in a studio
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
No one can prove hundreds of condoms floating in river came from waste treatment plant
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(Mercer Human Resources)
 
 
 
Tokyo has world's highest cost of living, analysts blame skyrocketing cost of Godzilla insurance
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Instead of collecting rotting garbage, French city sprays it with perfume
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rock band Toto fools both of their fans with sex change gag
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Man charged with stalking woman he dated once in 1971
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(93)
 
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Confused Nets fans torch cars before Game 5
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Analice Nicholas: Brazilian Playboy model who ran for councilwoman and lost (not safe for work)
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Nothing quite like getting your arm ripped off by an alligator to encourage you to take up golf and bowling at age 72
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
The majority of Norwegians are bastards
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New NASA concept aircraft would morph and change during flight (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Moore knighted by Queen of England (Elizabeth, not Elton)
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Council of Europe to propose requirements for Internet blogs, moderated lists and news orgs to allow a right of response to any person or organization they criticize
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Pizza place uses homeless folks as billboards
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Where would you put the half-way house for sex offenders? If you said "next to the home for teenage girls and the daycare for mentally challenged adults," then you must be from D.C.
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(Google)
 
 
 
Google Answers: For all your duck-butt locating needs
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Brits cut down on teabagging
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boy pees flying beetles, doctors examining his butt for monkeys
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Any ideas out there for how Fark could run and support an internet radio station? (without losing money or getting sued by RIAA)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hume Cronyn has died at 91, completing the three
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Terrorists enjoy eating Big Macs and watching porn so much they forget to execute more U.S. attacks
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(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Students find naked pictures of their teachers "disturbing"
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(104)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Greg Packer, that guy that gets quoted all the time, is just a celebrity hound
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roger Clemens wins the Whine of the Week award
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(144)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man sipping vodka tries to light his cigarette. Hilarity ensues
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(91)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Willis and Travolta fight for JR role in forthcoming Dallas movie
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Budget cuts leave city unable to afford letting asshats take off their perfectly good clothes and swim in insanely cold waters
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Juror dismissed for wearing "FCUK" shirt
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(75)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man insists he'll blow everyone if they don't take him to their leader
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some other things that happened on Wil's vacation
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(NBCSanDiego.com)
 
 
 
When a branch gets stuck in a woodchipper, do not to use your foot to dislodge it
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Poll: One in three Americans believe WMD have been found in Iraq. Nearly one in four Americans believe Iraq actually used WMD in the war
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study finds cheerleaders comparable to Olympic athletes, only, like, you know, way hotter
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(105)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Joey Buttafuoco in talks to do pay-per-view boxing match against OJ Simpson
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(86)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Anyone named David Nelson being hassled by security before allowed to board planes
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man spends five years in prison awaiting trial, is acquitted in 15 minutes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brothel introduces world's first senior-citizen discount
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strongbad email
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(181)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baseball fan not happy with Sammy Sosa
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(95)
 
(Some Gal)
 
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Forty galleries of hot muscle models (sfw)
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(110)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man buries his Dodge van in show of "patriotism." After all, our founding fathers died to build a nation where we consumers could be free to declare their impotent jingoism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Microsoft bitching that they can't update IE for the Mac because "Apple has access to functionality that Microsoft doesn't"
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(171)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Inventor famous for his doughnut holder turns his attention to football pies
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(39)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Et tu, cowbell?
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(66)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man successfully sues American Airlines for pooping on his boat
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(44)
 
(Google)
 
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The sweet boobie goodness of Laura Cover (not safe for work)
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Metallica floods P2P networks with John Denver songs disguised as tracks from St. Anger
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