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Sun May 25, 2003
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Pac-Man's 'Magnetic Maze' tabletop game: a different type of Pac-Man
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(MichaelMoore)
 
 
 
Michael Moore's site hacked. Free speech surrenders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new infographic explaining President Bush's tax cut
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Duckies blocking restaurant drive-thru are diverted across road, promptly fall down manhole
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The final casualty list from the 2002-2003 television season
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
"Moscow girls make him sing and shout"--McCartney still rocks
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(News and Observer)
 
 
 
The tricks to being a belly flop champion are shoulders and head back, legs bent, belly out, and not being under house arrest
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Top 10 double standards of dating
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Officials call off annual Gloucestershire cheese riots
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(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gil de Ferran wins 87th Indianapolis 500
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(Slate)
 
 
 
NY Times, other papers don't use fact-checkers
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Welsh soccer team win place in English 1st Division
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
What is this Farker's wife standing next to? Only your Photoshop can decide
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Priceline.com founder envisions a nation of webcam-watchers guarding homeland. Should protect us if terrorists go after naked women
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Customers take advantage of pricing goof at gas pump
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Death sentence overturned because court officials forgot to remove the bibles from jury members' hotel rooms
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
While American companies are churning out junk food as fast as ever, they are also building a niche in healthier products
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mysterious van rams into four Brooklyn firehouses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Navy Sailor falls off ship while trying to retrieve football. Football eventually recovered.
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Israel endorses Peace Plan. New Palestinian state to be created within 3 years
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(Napoleon Northwest-Signal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mushroom hunter with his big haul
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arkansas jail inmates attacked by spiders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Groundskeeper ejected from baseball game
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Guy on eBay is selling his LEFT NUT, literally
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Sat May 24, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop reasons not to go to Canada
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Judge orders cop to dunk pager in glass of water after it goes off in courtroom
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(The Toque)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth holding out for new contract
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon claims flaws in Osprey have been fixed
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Private weapons in Russia still moot question
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Don't use Pope as character reference unless he's actually your coworker
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Kids being named after sports, TV, and Bible figures
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian lesbians fail to win Eurovision song contest - nil points for British entry
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(Click on Detroit)
 
 
 
Carjacker steals truck, demands driver get naked
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
What happens when 'Stealing' satellite signals that already land in your back yard, hilarity ensues thats what.
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
On weekend before their wedding, men spend more and get more drunk than women
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
First Amendment doesn't protect public sex
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Fifty-one people watching popular tv show injured in lightning strike
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop Jeb Bush and the shuttle Challenger license plate
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cops tow parked car after painting disabled space around it and adding sign
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(TNT)
 
 
 
Et tu, Christopher? Christopher Walken will play outspoken Roman senator Cato in a crappy TNT original movie about Julius Caeser
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No one's prouder of actor's nude performance than his 101-year-old grandmother
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(NBC4.TV)
 
 
 
Elementary school may ban book featuring "poop" as a character. Mr Hankey surrenders
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amateur investment club that inspired countless women to start investing massively overstated their remarkable returns
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(Some Birdbrain)
 
 
 
Cool site about a pair of urban falcons and their ugly-ass babies. With pics and cam
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Tim Burton set to remake Chocolate Factory. Promises not to give it ridiculous monkey future ending.
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Steve Ballmer sells nearly $1B in Microsoft stock
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NY Times admits a second journalist plagarized
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kim Jong-il and Kim il-Sung inspecting a swimming pool
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Milk Coke: The choice of a disgusted generation
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
The shaving industry has been lying to men for ages
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nintendo profits fall like a shot duck. Doggie giggles
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Colleges make bucks by selling stuff students leave behind at the end of the year
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(Cliff's Mom)
 
 
 
A message from Kilipo4's mom
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Hubble Space Telescope captures the mysterious Garden-Sprinkler Nebula (with pics)
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(NHL.com)
 
 
 
The amazing psychic monkey strikes again: Devils win
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Fri May 23, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Michelle Trachtenberg stabbing Joss Whedon during filming of the final episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
City decides topless sunbathers are good for tourism, welcomes them with wide-open arms
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(woodtv.com)
 
 
 
End of the school year prank featuring laxative laced doughnuts results in ambulances and suspensions
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Thailand executes 500 cockroaches, declares nation roach-free
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(Borowitz Report)
 
 
 
Weekly World News fires reporter over Batboy story
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FBI releases sketch in Yale bomb probe. Guess what's not included in article.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Teen organizes 800 Groucho look-alikes for Guinness World Record (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miniature dogs chase off flasher
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(NME.com)
 
 
 
Finally you can get Britney's bra despite that pesky restraining order
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(Go Memphis)
 
 
 
Maynard the "lucky" goat who didn't get Memphis Grizzlies LeBron James is what's for dinner
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(Komo)
 
 
 
You know your baseball career is coming to an end when you are referred to as a "big marshmallow," even more so if the comment comes from your wife
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
NYC MTA Chief compares rolling back fares to his grandfather's habit of urinating on himself to stay warm
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Firing squad executions being prepared in Utah
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're a celebrity and have just swallowed a condom of marijuana, try not to tell the newspapers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man of the cloth pulls fire alarm in hotel, comes out of room and starts cussing at everyone. TSG is there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company that adds the yellow "first down line" to NFL broadcasts goes bankrupt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this navy magazine cover or make a better one
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA spacecraft photographs Earth from Mars orbit (with pics)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russians to use special weather-controlling planes to prevent rain on St. Petersberg's 300th anniversary.
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(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
The best quotes from the man who once referred to himself as that, 'Son-of-a-G*ddamned-B*tch named Georgie Patton'
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Before spending $10,000 on a 100 foot neon sign saying "Jebus is lord," check your zoning ordinance carefully
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Woman caught trying to smuggle heroin into prison. Forensic test reveals dealer actually sold her curry powder
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Summer jobs are #1 gateway drug
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bridesmaid files $2 million lawsuit against gownmaker, claims in court documents that it was unsafe to walk around in the store because of ''pins, needles and other sewing supplies''
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man hides in locker to foil mobile phone thief
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(The Post and Courier)
 
 
 
"This is the Santee Cooper system controller. There has been an emergency at the Santee Dam. Please evacuate the flood plain immediately. This is not a test" Whoops, just a computer glitch. Hilarity ensues
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Delivery truck leaves hundreds of eggs outside supermarket. Teenagers find them. Hilarity ensues
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Baby born after growing in liver instead of womb
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Recession" has driven many "musicians" into the subways looking for money..
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(CBS Marketwatch)
 
 
 
CBS Marketwatch still reading Fark
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canada's bull semen exporting business has dried up
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Airline officials regret not putting diaper on Cuddles the Horse before letting him ride first class (last article)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House and Senate pass President's tax plan.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong scientist says SARS came from cats. If both HK and UK scientists were right, cats came from outer space
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
UK scientist says SARS virus came from outer space. Wants to send starship to attack bug homeworld
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop an unlikely honeymoon destination for farker Bonkthat_Again and his fiancee
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(Fatman Games)
 
 
 
E3 from the eyes of a gamer girl (by Farkette Toriko)
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(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
6 foot SpongeBob sculpture stolen from yard
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
The 25 lamest superheroes ever
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
North Korean missiles aimed at Japan were made from parts illegally exported from Japan
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Rabbit given parking ticket
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Sign on Clarence Thomas's Supreme Court office door reads "SAVE AMERCIA, BOMB YALE LAW SCHOOL"
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(ScoopThis)
 
 
 
Wrestler's second jobs: a brand new scoopTHIS column
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(Cooma-Monaro Express)
 
 
 
Australian farmers urged to switch to goats, not sure anything can ever replace sheep in their hearts or groins
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(kbtv4.tv)
 
 
 
Secret Service called in after 15-year-old girl hands out large amounts of counterfeit money to students
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(KCAL9)
 
 
 
New Angels owner to lower the price of beer. ``Beer in the bleachers is $8.50. I can go around the corner and get one for a buck-and-half,''
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
University to offer Degree in Playstation. R1,R2,L1,U,R,D,L,U,R,D,L
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mobster revolutionized boobies business by making topless dancers "partners" in his club
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(OCWeekly)
 
 
 
Columnist asks Californian women to free their nipples (somewhat not safe for work pic)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Topless backpackers stun locals
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doctor acquitted of examining wrong end of woman complaining of sore throat
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(Channel Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Doctor reconstructs post-mastectomy breasts with nerve endings
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(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Ari Fleischer's gonna do after he resigns
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Thu May 22, 2003
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Steve McNair's DUI mugshot. The Smoking Gun is there
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(Kingman Daily Miner)
 
 
 
Arizona unable to pass state budget because key lawmaker is going on second honeymoon
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(Wired)
 
 
 
New jacket for women allows them to send 80,000 volts into would-be assailants
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Who is more pathetic: Someone who steals an 8 foot tall painting of Anna Nicole Smith or the artist who thinks he could sell it for $8,000?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Advise Farker WastedYouth on how to prepare for Dynamics of Rigid Bodies Exam (link goes to faculty of engineering at Bristol Uni)
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((The AntiTrust)
 
 
 
For those who have seen Matrix: Reloaded, here is the dialog between Neo & The Architect (spoilers)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elderly Croatian music teacher is a serial crash survivor
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(WSET)
 
 
 
Farmer finds marijuana in his cattle feed. Cows seemed awfully hungry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's sponsors Pope John Paul II's visit to Spain
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan researchers hope robots will save lives; robots hope Japan researches make good slaves
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop the latest Iraqi headlines
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(Gulf Daily News)
 
 
 
CNBC to open Arabic-language channel; planned Fox News Arabic Channel to feature continuous 24-hour coverage of Sean Hannity's bare ass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line...udders pumping and thumping in time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Waiting to have sex is a nice idea, teenagers say, but they believe 'hardly' anyone does it."
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(Tribune Review)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty after 32nd DUI arrest
source: pittsburghlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ModBee)
 
 
 
Scott Peterson tired of phone calls asking, "How did it feel to kill your wife?"
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
On June 2nd, one man will decide the fate of media large and small, broadcast and print, in a closed door FCC session
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News Net 5)
 
 
 
Bad: mayor gets charged with DUI. Worse: mayor's wife drives to jail to bail him out and gets charged with DUI too
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Internet Star Wars kid receiving $4,000
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Maggie the Monkey picks Devils to beat Senators, hasn't been wrong yet
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(News24)
 
 
 
Prison officials insist distributing condoms isn't necessary because sodomy is already illegal
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you a wireless guru? Know anything about digital cameras and bluetooth? Drew needs a hand with something for the baby (see comments)
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(GoMemphis)
 
 
 
Memphis Grizzlies hope lucky goat will improve their draft lottery chances
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
Naughty students ride the pink bus (with pic, video)
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Stop sharing your cookies and take care of your pregnant bitches
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
General Tommy Franks to retire
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Guessing game starts - Why does al-Qaida want Norway? Blondes? Moose? Keiko?
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tri-Valley Dispatch)
 
 
 
Researchers spend five years lobbing urine-soaked snowballs at moose, publish results in 'high quality journals'
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(Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Teen exposed to porn 3 times in 5 months. Parents angered, friends say he wasn't trying hard enough
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TV program for "cats and the humans they tolerate," littered with scenes of squirrels, cat poetry, and lots and lots of cats
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New Haven Mayor suspects explosive device caused Yale explosion
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(Capital Times)
 
 
 
Officials won't renew permit for house of masturbation
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Thanks to Annika Sorenstam the PGA is considering a male-only policy to play on the tour
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(syracuse.com)
 
 
 
LOST: 5.7 billion gallons of water. If found, please call Syracuse Water Department
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(NBC-13)
 
 
 
Mobile home robbed, owners cut their losses and set it on fire
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
American Idol decision to be AUDITED
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(PCWorld.com)
 
 
 
Leave it to politicians to consider taxing e-mail as a solution for spam
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Security Council lifts Iraq sanctions
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop the starting grid of the Indy 500
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Ambulance worker arrested for robbing victims as they lay strapped in back of vehicle
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Writer says an amazing percentage of women have the hots for carnival workers
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(AP)
 
 
 
New study reveals Atkins diet is better than lowfat diet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study reveals Atkins diet is not better than lowfat diet
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Cops pose as homeless folk to catch traffic violators
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
24 million vote for American Idol. 1/4 of the 2000 presidential vote
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House votes to exempt Defense Dept. from endangered species regulations.
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(The New Orleans Channel)
 
 
 
BellSouth apologizes for Yellow Pages listing 800 sex line as Office of Motor Vehicles
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Soccer hooligans expect delays going through airport security
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(wesh.com)
 
 
 
Lost parrot rescued after calling out to family dog "What you doing?"
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(News24)
 
 
 
Healthy athlete surprised and somewhat insulted to learn SMS chain-message asks people to pray he'll recover from brain damage
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(wnbc)
 
 
 
Man asks undercover FBI agent to sell him enough explosives to blow up mountain. Jailarity ensues.
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Poem posted on abandoned goat has police flummoxed
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these teenaged Argentinian soccer players
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson hospitalized in Indianapolis. Apparently found that Taco Bell he was looking for
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Wed May 21, 2003
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conference on genetic doping mistakenly invites philosophers on the premise that philosophers have ever agreed on or solved anything
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
6 bodies found at Stonehenge. Rumored to be Spinal Tap's drummers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American Idol winner announced
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terrorists add Norway to list of countries to attack. Greenlandians relieved it wasn't them
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop sees burglar squatting in bushes. Hilarity ensues
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
TechTV builds live ant farm into a PC for a cool case mod
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Court rules member of Parliament can bring in and rebuild his carburettor on House floor as long as he's quiet
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(News Observer)
 
 
 
County manager fired after officials found he spent 60 percent of his time downloading, categorizing, and alphabetizing porn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CIA kept terrorist threat against Santa Claus a secret for nearly 29 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brain scans of Buddhists reveal they are happier than normal people, but not as happy as Rastafarians
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Reasons not to go to Australia
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Cops intercept chocolate Easter eggs containing marijuana. Easter Bunny who laid them last seen stoned out of his gourd
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(Yale Daily News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bomb explodes at Yale law school
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadians plan to get everyone in Toronto drunk enough to forget that whole SARS thing
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Clairvoyants deployed to extinguish forrest fires
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doh. A deer, a female deer, wanders into airport terminal
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(AllAfrica)
 
 
 
Village's women chased by hypersexual centaur creature
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(AP)
 
 
 
Minnesota teen busted after flagging down local sheriff to sell him some pot -- twice
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Average teen spends $638 on the prom
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bloomberg says he wants to hump J-Lo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Your honor, if we pay the $145 billion settlement, we'll be bankrupt." Settlement tossed
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(ohio.com)
 
 
 
Subject of custody battle speaks loudly out of turn, poops on courtroom floor, moons spectators
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia and U.S. in talks to build cooperative missile defense system
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Procrastinating at work by reading Fark is human nature
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Mike Piazza to miss 8-12 weeks licking his groin injury
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian animal protectionists want children to stop fishing. And hurting those poor earthworms. With dumbass quotes
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Judge freezes the assets of Matrix co-creator Larry Wachowski
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man launches "Erotic University" to cover Swinging 101, Bondage Basics and Intro To Tantric Sex
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(Times)
 
 
 
Man glues himself to tax office desk in credits protest
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
Badass Texas monk saves police officer in fight over gun (with pics, video)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newspaper which started investigation into "foreign object" in hand of Kentucky Derby winner compared to Jayson Blair
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(DelawareOnline)
 
 
 
Man disposes extra gunpowder in his fireplace. Hilarity ensues
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Food supplements believed to prevent cancer may cause cancer
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman in court fighting two parking tickets passes out after judge asks her if she's a terrorist
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Batman returns to Phoenix metro area. Kills burglar during break-in attempt
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Children's movie stunt camp gives kids opportunity to work in dangerous conditions for little pay and less recognition
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Passengers stranded after airplane repossessed for non-payment
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic fan of Tokyo's Tama-Chan the Seal
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Candidate says his history of naked burglary was due to insulin imbalance and should not disqualify him from public office
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
All records of Texas renegade legislators mysteriously ordered destroyed
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(International Education)
 
 
 
Maine passes first elephant protection law
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
North Korea uses and sells alot of drugs. Explains their offical news site
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(Phuket Gazette)
 
 
 
Phuket vice squad arrests nude dancers, confiscates several goldfish and ping pong balls
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(Hawkesbury Gazette)
 
 
 
Town's recycling day drop-off nets 120 liters of hydrofluoric acid and a bomb
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman insures herself against going ugly, payout expected any day now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Disgraced Times reporter is proud of pulling one over New York Times, now plans book deal
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New Zealand bans use of word "Bugger" in Parliament, "diddly squat" next on list
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The fine art of getting your ass kicked in high school
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(Some Troll)
 
 
 
Hans the Farting Gnome keeps the cats in their own damn yard
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(AFX-ASIA)
 
 
 
Toyota recalls fuel-cells for leaking like they drank a case of light beer
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vegetarians to get $10M for making McDonald's fries suck
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy purchases sea lions from SeaWorld Orlando; also place order for 5000 commemorative Shamu mugs
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(GameSpy)
 
 
 
Eat sheep balls, drink cows blood and jump off tall buildings in a Fear Factor video game
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Javelin thrower spears soccer player retrieving ball from adjacent field. Yellow card issued
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Global climate set to flip into La Niña
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Soviets first used concrete bombs in WW2. Also used concrete guns but with less overall success
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(Sportsline)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kareem pointing to missing LA Lakers 2002-2003 championship banner
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're a millionaire, don't drink and drive in Norway
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Superman's Kryptonite Rocks, 1977's fad item with a greener edge, reviewed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
D.C. Fark party info updated. Slight venue change. Need RSVPs. Tastes like pizza
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ooops! Did we say Total Information System? We meant Terror Information System
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(nashville news online)
 
 
 
Student blocks teacher from leaving classroom the day after he turned 18. Wanted to "talk" about zero received on cheated test. Jailarity ensues
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
"Speaking about masturbation, one has to mention a woman's best friend, a dildo"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
U.S. study group ends up at brothel. However, nothing "untoward" happened
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Principal teaches fourth-graders version of "Do, Re, Mi" that ends with lyric "All right, now let's all die." Education officials not amused
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Tue May 20, 2003
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Searchers throw in the towel on finding Roosevelt time capsule
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Little known federal law could cut your cable costs nearly in half; cable companies not thrilled (with video, PDF of the law)
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(Rockland News)
 
 
 
Hingham woman scammed -- forgets grandson isn't black
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dominik Hasek investigated by police for hard check thrown during in-line hockey game
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
NJ Nets player denies he made comments the Detroit Pistons are using as bulletin-board material, even though reporters can demonstrate where, when, to whom he said it, and provide a recording
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Giant exploding earthworms not considered strange
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas. Use the "Nine Figures/Still Breathing" rule to photoshop possible sequel movie posters. Link goes to box-office gross figures
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Like the majestic cyclops before him, Greek man pokes out his own eyes to protest his arrest
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paula Abdul runs around screaming "That's the money shot," apparently unaware of its historical meaning
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(Lex Text)
 
 
 
Spyware manufacturers sue makers of Ad-Aware for false advertising because Ad-Aware removes their spyware product
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Detroit Tiger hits three home runs in game, credits teammate's pants
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Awfully large amount of time spent tracing history of banjo that played crappy music through several wars
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Newest dumbass fashion trend -- trucker hats. Gee, thanks, Ashton Kutcher
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(Something Awful)
 
Video
 
Comedy Goldmine: The Pizza Matrix (with download)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Popular Mexican Mennonite punk-rocker has songs such as "Kill, Kill, Kill"
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(CBS2)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson behaves bizarrely again: Pops into his Congressman's office, demands Taco Bell. While wearing a Spiderman mask
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(Times Online)
 
 
 
Another high school prom, another set of kids wearing duct tape
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(Times Picayune)
 
 
 
Stripping off clothes fails to give man extra speed necessary to outrun police
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Real life Fawlty Towers a big hit, seeing as hotel guests enjoy being abused
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New pet I.D. testicle implant kills one bird with two stones
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(channelcincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Note to self: After robbing pizza delivery guy, don't call the same store later to try again
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(Philly Mag)
 
 
 
Meet the unheralded Latina reporter who helped expose Jayson Blair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create rejected topic for a high school oratory speech (rules for event in link)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Death of man standing around naked making inappropriate sexual comments to other inmates ruled accidental
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Florida Department of Children and Families employee arrested after drag racing with child in back seat (with mugshot)
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(Google)
 
 
 
Final Buffy episode tonight to feature Trogdor the Burninator cameo. Possible spoilers unless you just text search on "Trogdor"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ireland to start requiring health warnings on alcoholic drinks and limit liquor ads
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(Komo)
 
 
 
When performing cool motorcycle stunts like highspeed wheelies, make sure that nobody is pulling out of their driveway (with pic)
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(Gwinnett Daily Online)
 
 
 
Fugitive peacock escapes again while government officials argue about whose job it is to capture her (w/pic)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With the Canadian Mad Cow news just breaking, MSN offers 20 tasty burger recipes
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(The Blue Brick)
 
 
 
Bush to Puerto Rico: "You're Next"
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(Local6)
 
NewsFlash
 
Terror alert level to Orange. Boioioioioioioioioing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stun guns are sold as a self-defense tool and designed to incapacitate attackers with an electrical charge. Can also be used on eight-year-old to make him walk five miles to school. Jailarity ensues
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
74-year-old priest found drunk and pantless. Charges filed after he gropes deputies and hotel staff
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
Cops face difficulties chasing monkeys out of road
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
School officials offer deal with those suspended "powder puff" students: Drop the lawsuits, undergo counseling, don't sign any book or movie deals and you get to graduate
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(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
New York man gets a ticket for the unauthorized use of a milk crate
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. officials issue yet another Vague Terrorist Warning
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Matrix actor who played Tank pissed at not being in sequel, sues to get in on the action
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(AP)
 
 
 
Twenty-ton cookie baked, will require 50-foot bong to get sufficiently hungry to eat
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(Hoosier Times)
 
 
 
Political dignity in the heartland: Mayoral candidate challenges rival to "Greased Pig Catching Contest"
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian banks working to stop locking old ladies in vaults
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(BBC)
 
 
 
What do you do when half the cops fail their physical? Lower the bar
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Childhood bully to sue Eminem for defamation of character on Slim Shady LP
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(AskMen.com)
 
 
 
Top 12 gangster films of all time
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(BostonHerald.com)
 
 
 
Newlyweds spend honeymoon in jail after driving disagreement ends with both rolling out onto highway punching each other
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN says it has a filed report stating U.S. troops shot at Jessica Lynch's ambulance the day before her rescue
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Girl finds two-headed turtle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Naked Cowboy (not really naked)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Manila residents drinking chlorinated water due to body stuck in supply pipe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men stage impromptu joust on tractor to settle a dispute over land
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet says Senate's tax cut is stupid
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(New India Press)
 
 
 
Bag of rubbish wins prestigious art award for suggesting future of art is rubbish (with not-safe-for-work pic)
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Serial diaper thief may go free
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Teens file lawsuit to force U.S. government to include women in the draft; initial proposal also includes shared showers, weekly games of spin the bottle
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Arizona women wrongly arrested for murder in Maryland after bank video with wrong time shown on TV show
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Athens or bust: American pole vaulters break out bikinis to fund Olympic hopes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"In terms of character you can't beat a drinking pig," says Brian Jones, spokesman for the Alabama Bureau of Tourism and Travel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Employee sues because he was fired via mobile-phone text messaging
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New email worm entitled "support@microsoft.com"
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Hundred-year-old retired admiral lists "fatback, large sandwiches, grits, gravy and chitlins" as keys to longevity
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
More insane crossovers for "The Hulk," including Jell-O's new, green instant pudding
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The ESPN Page 2 Jerky Awards
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One in five teens report having sex before they turn 15; other four masturbate furiously
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(OCWeekly)
 
 
 
Don't like how the driver in front of you didn't signal before changing lanes? Call the California DMV and get their license yanked (offer good only in California)
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(Warner Brothers)
 
 
 
Photoshop new Spongebob Squarepants characters for the upcoming season. Link goes to inspiration
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
True Christian martyrs taking the "meals on wheels" idea to a new level
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Goats and owner interviewed. "Eee-eee-eeeh, ee-ee-eeah, ee-eee-eeh"
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"Toothpick Capital of the World" searching for new nickname
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AT&T to sell wireless with AT&T Wireless to AT&T Wireless
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(sunspot.net)
 
 
 
Wet hot dogs, Cheetos, women's underwear. You name it, Preakness cleanup crews were disgusted by it
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(Huron County CrimeStoppers)
 
 
 
$1,500 worth of exotic fish stolen, deer dives in swimming pool. Just another normal week in Huron County
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(Capital News 9)
 
Video
 
Rue McClanahan speaks out against horse diving
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(some girl)
 
 
 
Farkette explodingfruit is running for class president. Help her come up with some witty campaign slogans to take down the competition
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Pentagon system hopes to identify walks, John Cleese asked to supervise
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Mon May 19, 2003
(BBC)
 
 
 
Head teacher bans parents from attending School Sports Day because kids might find it "embarrassing;" ditches traditional events because they are "too stressful" to children who don't win
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(Some Otaku)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pikachu about to get hurled by a three-person slingshot. Pika pika!
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Proof of wanted Iraqi officials living in Syria
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(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
"A local woman nicknamed Crackhead Lisa was seen running from the toolshed at about the time the fire started"
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Can neutrinos destroy nuclear weapons?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Is oral sex really sex? High school article brings discussion to a head
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scott Weiland: Stoned Temple Asshat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Terrorist sea lampreys" among the pork senators tried to attach to war-appropriations bill
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
FBI tails anthrax suspect, then runs over his foot
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Selecting the right dog for you, based on poop output
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(Some Weirdo)
 
 
 
Man receives police visit after volunteer workers are alarmed by "coffin table" that he joked contained his wife. Plans to use it himself when he dies (with slightly disturbing pic)
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(KFOR.com)
 
 
 
Reporter shocked, SHOCKED to find panhanders lie about injuries, spend money on booze
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers develop genetically engineered fruit trees that grow meat
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC proudly gets Danny Glover fired for his politics
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bay to Breakers race briefly lead by naked man wearing George W. mask, ahead of several Elvis impersonators
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blue tit at feeding time
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Volunteers help remove neighbor's soggy lawn carpet after judge rules it a public nuisance
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Officer responds to call about husband and wife fighting at flea market. Hilarity ensues
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Professor of Masturbatology has studied self-gratification and its origins for a decade
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirteen thousand Florida seniors fail achievement test and will not graduate
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Fark mentioned in "History of the Internet" timeline
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(KCTV5)
 
 
 
Strange smell forces Taco Bell evacuation
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Paul McCartney donates $8,000 to smoking alcoholic chimp
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Museum director acquitted in goldfish/blender incident
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School officials say horse manure, sardines and tuna prank went too far
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshots of couple arrested for having sex on top of a water tower
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Man in Texas fasts for over 32 days, waiting for IRS to tell him where his tax liability is in the law
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Grandpa delivers daughter's baby when ambulance runs late and paramedic doesn't know how to cut umbilical cord
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Green Bay Assistant Coach's son found dead of gunshot wound
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man shot after refusing to stop singing karaoke
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
America's bladders stretched to the limit with new Xbox-sized combos from McDonald's
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(AP)
 
 
 
Town wonders whether four-foot-tall decorated muskrats will attract tourists
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Schumacher wins third race in a row, running out of cows to milk and wives to impregnate
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Polygamy still alive and well in Southern Utah, Northern Arizona and the government doesn't care
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian brains also missing. Autopsy doctors say,"Get used to it"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Baby monitor responsible for creating air traffic control problems
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Stanford researchers create robotic cockroaches. Still no cure for cancer
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Blonde gives up pop career, sick of being used as eye candy by a bunch of cynical miming no-talents packaged only to make money
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(Spectator Online)
 
 
 
Female college journalist visits strip club, writes article
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(BBC)
 
 
 
War crimes case against General Franks filed in Belgian court
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York cost of living 41 percent above national average. Still a bargain compared to San Francisco
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Vijay Singh wins Byron Nelson championship. Pulls out of Colonial so he wont have to play against woman
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court refuses redneck-shirt case
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Suicide bomber hits Israeli mall
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(SwissInfo)
 
 
 
Swiss art museum explores art of striptease
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Geraldo says he's really serious about Wife #5. Wives #1 through #4 unavailable for comment.
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(The Register)
 
 
 
One thousand UK pubs to get wireless Internet. No longer any reason to show up to work
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ron Jeremy arrested on sex-related charge
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(Access North Georgia)
 
 
 
Man, angry about loud motorcycles, throws real-estate sign at passing car
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer to resign this summer
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
John Kerry identifies with working poor despite inheriting three trusts worth between $300,000 and $1.5 million and having a wife worth half a billion
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(AP)
 
 
 
Beagle migrates 800 miles south, finally makes it home
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Star Wars kid getting big bucks. Also mentions Fark
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
500-pound Elvis Presley impersonator says he's the King's offspring
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
UConn senior basketball player has found post-graduate profession: Helping middle-schoolers... find weed
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man does 3,669 push-ups in one hour
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk man hurt after running into elephant he didn't see
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
"The male fish are actually being demasculinized"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker thisidentityisfalse wants to feel special; photoshop him at his prom
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brazilian hotness Luize (not safe for work)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Ferret causes train chaos
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Legislators ponder making Michigan constitution gender neutral
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
What is a Dumple?
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(Register Guard)
 
 
 
Man robs bank, then asks for directions out of town. Ends up asking son of bank manager
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(News Net 5)
 
 
 
Alleged car thief escapes cops, then immediately runs into mayor
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Contest: Share your worst work story (voting enabled). Top five entries get a free copy of Odd Todd's new book
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drunk-driving bishop (AKA the crooked blighter with a crook and mitre)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Women able to withstand more pain than men. Men unwilling to undergo childbirth to prove them wrong
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(KLAS 8)
 
 
 
88-year-old man tries to fight killer bees with bug sprays and cleanser. Killer bees fight back
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