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Sun May 18, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
This week is the U.S. Postal Service's Dog Bite Prevention Week
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Bru Direct)
 
 
 
Golfer struck twice by lightning twice during round, plays through
source: brudirect.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big-ass owls discovered in the middle of a Chinese desert
source: www1.chinadaily.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
STOMP THE PARK: A Dancing Park Ranger Is Fired By The City For Getting Funky With It.
 
 
(Malawi Nation)
 
 
 
She didn't say yes, she didn't say no. All she said was "moo"
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(51)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teflon pans may cause "temporary flu-like symptoms" and kill your parakeet
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan is now overrun with pork rinds
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(32)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo explains the dialogue in "The Matrix Reloaded" made sense, after all. Alex Winter still missing. (Warning: Spoilers)
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(363)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Some advertisers don't want their products shown after a contestant has gagged on horse rectum"
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(50)
 
(Some Broken Guy)
 
 
 
Farker GCD needs some funny things to write on his newly acquired cast (link goes to scaphoid picture)
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what happens next
source: slashdot.kormoc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
WalMart managers "high five" themselves outside local store they shut down
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(274)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Teen rides dinosaur to prom (with pic)
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Thief)
 
 
 
High-tech thieves attach credit-card readers to ATMs, burn your data onto blank cards, then burn you
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Mayor gives back $10 per person in taxes; town says 'it's the gesture that counts'
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. uses heavy metal and Barney tunes against Saddam supporters to irritate them into surrendering. Clear Channels sues for patent infringement
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(183)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Forget the short bus: Bad kids in the UK get the pink bus
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(58)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Lesbian bars' allure has gals licking lips
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(106)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Police moving into crack houses to cut down on drug activity
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(45)
 
(Albany Democrat Herald)
 
 
 
How many empty toilet-paper roll cardboard cores does it take to make an American flag?
source: democratherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Asshats try to break into female prison figuring it will be the easiest place to score, hilarity ensues
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker: Of my friends who've tried pot, only girls haven't liked it. Is this normal (aside from Kat)? Discuss
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(288)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Preakness infield crowd beginning to resemble NASCAR infield crowd
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker just finished enclosing his garage for his own personal "man room." Photoshop what he should put in it. Link goes to how it will actually look
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(141)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Suicide bombing on Jerusalem bus
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(202)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Religious urban legends
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(259)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Clinton Presidential Library Foundation has erected 10 billboards. Make them a better one. (Link goes to story, no source pic.)
source: thestate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Advisor: Iraq may quit OPEC
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newswire story about pope links references of "The Madonna" to pop star
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man makes computer out of Legos
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox player throws caught pop-fly ball to crowd in stands. Doesn't realize there were only two outs, loses game for team
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(71)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Virgin mayor doesn't plan to step down
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(60)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Wife didn't know her husband was woman until after she stabbed him to death
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(128)
 


Sat May 17, 2003
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vatican releases 2003 version of Latin dictionary
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(66)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Women goes to work as a nurse at a nursing home, but she lied on her resume, her criminal record and is not a nurse
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Secret to Barry Bonds' homeruns: Salty nuts
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw and Bill Gates have coffee, leave cafe without paying
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(48)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Alcohol impairs thinking
source: health24.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Guido the Police Ram rounds up other sheep, loves a scratch behind the ears, girlfriend is a cattledog
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mavericks advance to meet the Spurs in a rare all-Texas Western Conference final
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(110)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
LI man ticketed for using dummy to slip into HOV lane, claims to not be able to find real girlfriend
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Porn shown on QVC channel in Manchester for a "short time" Friday afternoon
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(40)
 
(wfsb.com)
 
 
 
Hypnotist uses his power to convince women they want to have sex with him. Sexual assault charges ensue
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(66)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Taxpayers Association chairman convicted of evading taxes
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(14)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
NCSU students walk out on top-notch commencement speaker Phil Donahue
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(98)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Reliving the magic of the Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school band sick and tired of marching through poop
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby Guizhou monkey born
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(106)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl gets sausage biscuit with cheese and used bandage from McDonald's
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Funny Cide still in running for Triple Crown after turning the field to glue at Preakness
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Psychology students arrested for staging kidnapping in front of unwitting bystanders. Hidden-camera reality television surrenders
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(49)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Former North Dakota catholic school becomes a women's prison
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(32)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The escape of "Cow 40." Complete with gripping narrative and really disturbing close-up of said cow
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(adult elite-mrp)
 
 
 
Photoshop baby farker "elite-mrp" on his magic ET bike
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(166)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nude calendar girls a big hit at Cannes
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(WLEX)
 
 
 
Tornado hits town, cancelled check from 1977 found 50 miles away
source: wlextv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Star Magazine)
 
 
 
Someone is dropping golf balls on O.J.'s rooftop from a helicopter in the middle of the night. Goal is to get murdered so he goes back on trial
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(88)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man who used tricks to make boss think he was working eventually fired for habitual lateness
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Here's one for the ladies: Gigolo Jess (not safe for work)
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(100)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR report on Larry's face at the "hugely popular Fark.com"
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(53)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having sex "on top of the world"
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(39)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Poi is in short supply in Hawaii
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Paco And Jed)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies. Real, fake, Asian, whatever.
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(96)
 
(UKCSF.org)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy with a ray gun
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(226)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mighty Ducks going to the Stanley Cup Finals
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(241)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
When transporting 222 pounds of marijuana, try not to roll your car
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(56)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The strangest job in Kentucky: The Tail Man
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(45)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Arab countries face shortage of native taxi drivers, must rely on immigrants to fill positions
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(63)
 


Fri May 16, 2003
(Annoying.org)
 
 
 
Calvin Peeing on Stuff generator
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(88)
 
(The San Diego Channel)
 
 
 
Twenty dead in Casablanca explosions
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(464)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man caught in industrial spinning device gets spun at 650 revolutions per second, doesn't last long
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(109)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Is she really selling beer? Of course not
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(124)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bank robbers dance to distract tellers, fail to distract cops
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(13)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
No one picked Ducks to advance to Stanley Cup Finals except Maggie the Monkey
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
More Monica Bellucci (not safe for work?)
source: monicabellucci.it   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Large boulder falls off cliff, lands between couple driving to "get lucky" at casino (with pics, video)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Modbee)
 
 
 
Disoriented man at City Hall tells officers the package he is carrying might go "poof." Hilarity ensues
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Trinity Rawks)
 
 
 
Matrix Reloaded uses actual hax0r skillz. No movie magic here (minor spoiler)
source: securityfocus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China now combatting SARS with rap song
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(KBCI-TV)
 
 
 
200-pound tiger knocks down toddler, licks her face
source: www2.kbcitv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Angry Matrix fans riot, throw popcorn
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(koin.com)
 
 
 
When breaking into a mobile home, don't hide your baggy of pot in your mouth. You may accidently inhale it
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man ordered to attend domestic violence self-help group tries to hire participants to kill his girlfriend
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG is there with the report on cop who forced girl to do topless jumping jacks
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(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rod Beck, on rehab at AAA Iowa, lives in a Winnebago behind the outfield wall where he parties with fans after games
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(46)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Artist prepares town for intimate alien contact
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Five Colombians stowaway on ship bound for Miami, triumphantly emerge after completing round trip back to Colombia
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Albequerque Tribune)
 
 
 
Area man exorcises his toilet demons. Surprisingly long article
source: abqtrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this "official finish line photo"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Disney to release DVDs with "pre-set viewing window." Apparently no one at Disney has heard of Divx and what a complete failure that was
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(214)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Learn about the exciting field of teledildonics
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Our tax inspectors are combing through sex adverts in local newspapers and then paying visits, but equipped with measuring tapes"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Vile" Tatu boss arrested over lesbian stunt
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mafia using cellphones to rig elections. "0|< | V073D 50 D0|\|'7 8r34|< |\|\Y |<|\|335"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Help create a deck for Flame the Gathering for future political flamefests (link goes to example)
source: quakeplayers.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(KCAL 9)
 
 
 
Study of prior Alaskan quake predicts that Los Angeles may involuntarily secede sooner rather than later
source: kcal9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yao Ming has grasped the concept of capitalism remarkably quickly
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Data from undocumented "black boxes" in cars being used against owners in courts
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The small ad wizard is now fixed
source: admin.digitalacre.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(NBC 5)
 
 
 
Charges to come in "Powder Puff Football" hazing (with video, pics)
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Funeral-assistance fund decides family won't be entitled to further assistance when man dies "again"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(NBC4Columbus)
 
 
 
Man wearing sunglasses and baseball cap wouldn't be problem if he also wore anything else
source: nbc4columbus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(WKMG)
 
 
 
Wholesome family activities don't include setting fire to chimp farm
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(abc7.com)
 
 
 
President Bush files for re-election. Hopes to achieve victoriousness through strategeric use of incumbency
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(748)
 
(Via Obscure Store)
 
 
 
Students put boy's car in school hallway
source: news.mywebpal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man's cremated ashes found under KFC drive-thru window. Pronounced "extra crispy" at the scene
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man dumps dead wife's ashes on DMV's desk to prove she shouldn't pay parking ticket
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Kill some time on Friday afternoon by playing this fun flash game where you maim Martin from Unscrewed
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study finds second-hand smoke does not cause cancer or heart disease
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 
(arkansasnbc.com)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson sends red bandanas and whiskey to the rogue Texas democrats
source: arkansasnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland politicians meet in Virgin Islands to discuss huge budget deficit because "nobody would go to Pittsburgh"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Traffic-light camera snaps pics of drivers obeying the law. City fines self $500,000 for idiocy
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Bengals top draft pick agrees to forfeit $10M signing bonus if he publicly criticizes team
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Science News Online)
 
 
 
Computer scientist determines U.S. needs 18-cent and 32-cent coins. Still no cure for cancer
source: sciencenews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The stripper's "free fall" ended when she crashed "squarely on his genitals causing him excruciating pain,"
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(SoundClick)
 
 
 
Yo, Adrienne. How long would Tyson last in the Octagon with real athletes named "Tank" and "The Iceman"?
source: vegashotspots.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(beetran.com)
 
Boobies
 
Stunning model Bee Tran (not safe for work)
source: beetran.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
How we love you, Keanu
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Matrix Hacker)
 
Boobies
 
Jack into some Matrix boobies (Monica Bellucci, not safe for work)
source: web297.germaninfo7.netzdienste.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Phuket Gazette)
 
 
 
Phuket cops arrest naked woman publicly performing "lewd and shameful act" with balloons and darts
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(67)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Bus driver screaming "what did you say?" arrested for scaring kids. Stan says he has a "bad itch"
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Downside of training soldiers with video games: When taking heavy enemy fire, they keep trying to press Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Start
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Almost 25 percent of all accidents caused by distracted drivers. Other 75 percent caused by old men with white luxury cars and hats
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Starsky & Hutch, Magnum P.I., Hawaii Five-O, The A-Team, Knight Rider, MacGyver and The Six Million Dollar Man all slated to be made into movies
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(223)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
In a stunning reversal of power, girls rule educational system from kindergarten to grad school
source: netscape.businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(256)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop how Drew's fatherhood might change Fark
source: boobooinc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
"Cuffs, no cuffs. As long as I was being seen." Naked Cowboy makes between $150,000 and $200,000 per year
source: sunspot.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats return home, declare victory
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(411)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news: Broncos fan finds his birth father. Bad news: He's the coach of the New York Giants
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Indian bride says "I don't" to dowry demand
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Galveston News)
 
 
 
Cause of death for naked man running on highway in traffic determined
source: galvnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"All I can say," says singer Robert Plant, 54, "is that it's amazing what you can accomplish when you're young and foolish"
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British women's breasts are GROWING -- that's on average, not something that has just happened to all of them
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(232)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Woman leads police on highspeed chase because Jesus would not let her stop for little red dots
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Swazi men are attracted by women's thighs not their breasts
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Inventor of Toast on a Stick invents Spaghetti on a Sandwich
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We're going to see even more reality shows next fall. Photoshop ideas for new ones. Link goes to article about what to expect
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 


Thu May 15, 2003
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Deaf man receives Bachelor of Music
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Officer explains difference between right, wrong by having girl do topless jumping jacks
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Baby swallows used condom in Las Vegas hotel; parents file suit. TSG is there
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Golfer straps bag on dog's back, makes him new caddy (with pics, video)
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Utah Supreme Court rules a cat is not a dog
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(78)
 
(Pioneer Press Online)
 
 
 
Masonic lodge insists they don't keep giant white whale in basement
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(83)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hastings College introduces Massage Night for overworked students
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(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Convenience store employees lock doors to people seeking cover from tornado
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(110)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Giant Kermit the Frog atop Jim Henson studio stares all day at Crazy Girls Exotic Strip Club across street
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own Hummer ad
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(218)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Puzzled farmer says crop circles were accompanied by loud zapping noises, a flash of green light, lost power and barking dogs. Unclear if the culprits were scared of water
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: I'm incarcerated with my bestfriend's killer. Should I get to know him, or shank him in the shower?
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(80)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
Camille is the real deal (safe for work)
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(69)
 
(TimesUK)
 
 
 
Things you didn't know about The Matrix flicks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck to appear in Cambodian public broadcasts warning about land mines. Cambodians apparently already educated on dangers of falling anvils and shotguns tied in knots
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Fox brining back Joe Millionaire next fall, as well as a reality show about porn
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(111)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Albinos angry that The Matrix Reloaded unfairly stereotypes the pigmentally challenged
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(218)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Parents name their kid Saddam Sars to ensure maximum lifetime of suffering
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Serial toe-sucker claims his behavior isn't illegal, since he didn't have sexual relations with those feet
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Get caught knowingly spreading SARS in China, get executed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britian set to update its sex laws, covering all the old favourites like bestiality, homosexual group sex and necrophilia
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(Larry's Face)
 
 
 
Farkers' photoshop skills to be discussed on All Things Considered on NPR at around 5:45pm EST this evening
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(74)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Topless darts to return to British television
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(62)
 
(Courier Post Online)
 
 
 
Man who jumped into vat of raw sewage may suffer from mental illness
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(62)
 
(Sofia Echo)
 
 
 
Bulgaria's largest newspaper reviews recent developments in "marital aids"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Forty-seven pints of Guinness contains nearly all your daily nutritional requirements. Scientists investigating claims that 50 pints can cure cancer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congressmen collectively smack their foreheads as "hanky-panky" discovered in Halliburton contracts in Iraq. Cheney immediately dispatched to "undisclosed location"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The only prosecutions to stem from anti-terrorism hotline have been hoax callers
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Twenty percent of Americans report exercise in daily routines, other 80 percent praying for "sweet release of early death"
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Momentary buttock flutter shatters pole-sitter's dreams of glory
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is a company called Goats-R-Us, and San Francisco International Airport has hired it
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(72)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge rules man in coma can't be sperm donor
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(50)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Tons of pot found growing in Sequoia National Park
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(267)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Robert Stack dies at 84
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(162)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pranksters attempt to screw fake prosthesis on school mascot "to make it more obviously male." Hilarity ensues
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(64)
 
(Ford Motor Company)
 
 
 
Ford is releasing a new logo on June 17th. Can you make a better one?
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(147)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Cows near George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch get Jedi mind-tricked into believing they're lemmings, run off nearby cliff
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(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
DNA testing proves humans not descended from Neanderthals
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(256)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Former World Series-winning Detroit Tiger pitcher now serves Slurpees at your local 7-ll, giving post-career hope to present Tiger pitchers
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(64)
 
(LexCon)
 
 
 
A few dealer tables left at our convention -- mention Fark to get $50 off per table
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera got tubby to prepare for the rigors of touring (third item)
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(267)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian spy misses the whipped cream that he got in England
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(33)
 
(Arcataeye.com)
 
 
 
Arcata police log update: Phantom mailbox beatings, return of the Greenshirts and, after the weather, 4/20 celebrations gone horribly awry
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(36)
 
(Arizona Daily Wildcat)
 
 
 
Graduates will not be allowed to throw tortillas. Mortarboard tostadas may ensue
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oreo bows to pressure from Transfat guy
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(103)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Police release photo of man who wears jester hat when robbing stores
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Magazines that have more teen readers are more likely to run ads for beer and liquor
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Find links between Matrix and reality. Link goes to example
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(98)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Celebrity worship can be force for good or evil
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only 10 percent of big ocean fish left, says scientist who personally counted all of them and didn't make these numbers up
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(153)
 
(The New Orleans Channel)
 
 
 
Crackhouse can't be torn down because it is a historic site
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(43)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Perfume makes women appear five kilos lighter to men
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(87)
 
(The New Orleans Channel)
 
 
 
McDonald's offering drive-thru customers a side of cocaine with extra value meal. KFC's "extra biscuits" surrender
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(41)
 
(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Farkers Destroy_Your_Idols, ZekeMacNeil and LeroyCGM will be drinking together May 30, in Nashville, TN
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(68)
 
(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Norwegian reality show features tits, tits and more tits
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(56)
 


Wed May 14, 2003
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Census discovers at least 20,000 adult virgins in Canada
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(101)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
My Big Fat Canceled TV Show
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(153)
 
(Playboy)
 
Boobies
 
Pretend you're at the bar with this revealing Playboy Breakout game (not safe for work)
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(58)
 
(mlive.com)
 
 
 
Local community gets tired of man with 165,000 scrap tires in his yard. Jailarity ensures
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood planning film on Hannibal Lecter's childhood. McDonald's Happy Meal tie-in unlikely
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(45)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to find scary-looking girlfriend holding knife to his genitals (with pic)
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(96)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston high schools start selling sushi. But it's cooked. And flown in frozen from California. And nobody eats it. Oh well
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight months before the first primary, GOP launches anti-Edwards ad campaign. Anti-Sharpton campaign to feature nothing but pictures of his hair
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(98)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Do not lose your security keys for nuclear lab in the couch
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(22)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
No WMDs after all, no excuse for war, too late for anyone to care anymore. Ha ha, suckers
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(830)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Places to visit around Lynchburg include: The Church of Star Trek, a Gilligan's Island Bed and Breakfast, a headless cat and some other really weird stuff
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(61)
 
(Police tips)
 
 
 
Farker nhurley's car stereo and speakers stolen, window damaged. Yes, doors were locked. Commiserate with her by sharing similar stories. (Link goes to advice for avoiding car theft)
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(CTNow)
 
 
 
Store owner angry after holdup. Gets in car, finds guy who robbed him, beats him until police arrive
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(62)
 
(Ronco)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a new device for Ron Popeil to hawk. Link goes to existing line-up of Ronco stuff
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Traffic is four times more lethal than war
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(77)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
North Korea fixes healthcare system with "healing stones." Expected to solve food shortage with "edible dirt"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man able to sell used (but not collectable) coins for 20-percent profit on eBay through the use of clever descriptions
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mission to Earth's core proposed
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(133)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Sex in public makes taking the dog for a walk a lot more enjoyable
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Mummies and their sarcophagi never come to auction together" because mummies are annoyed by the constant coffin
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(26)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Morgan Webb is still going strong in latest KRock poll. Current challenger: Co-worker Sumi Das
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old man stands in frontyard naked every day. Neighbor says, "The guy scares me."
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tommy Chong arrested for selling bongs. In other news, Cheech Marin arrested for Nash Bridges
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(212)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Oxford professor says there's a 20-percent chance we're currently living in The Matrix. More than 95-percent chance this man took large amounts of drugs in the 80s
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(201)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"He said his male breasts affected his self-esteem tremendously"
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(59)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
One word sums up "Matrix Reloaded": Underwhelming
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(388)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Artist paints fake "Caution. Low Flying Planes" sign near Ground Zero in NYC. Hilarity ensues
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(184)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Northern Virginia opposes building stadium to lure Expos, unless Expos want to move there, in which case they'll support it. Huh?
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(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
We're going to turn out the lights, and whoever has Portland's 100-year-old time capsule buried by Teddy Roosevelt can just put it on the table, no questions asked. Thanks
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(62)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sorcerers, lighting firecrackers, listening to a mystical talking baby. It's not the new Harry Potter movie, it's Chinese cures for SARS
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. now denies shoot-to-kill order on Iraqi looters
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(161)
 
(Larry's Face)
 
 
 
Larrysface.com launches due to success of Sunday's PS contest. Listen for mention on NPR this afternoon sometime after 4pm EST (update: it's been pushed til tomorrow or Friday)
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(46)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Dick the Fish dead at 17
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(96)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Study shows cost of four-month affair at $25,000. Cost of four-month pornsite membership as low as $20
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(182)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Purple polka-dot epidemic spreads in suburban Atlanta
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(49)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Video of world's first inflatable church getting blown up
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(41)
 
(Waxy.org)
 
 
 
Star Wars Kid found. He's some Canuck named Ghyslain. See the video, read the interview (link works again)
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(150)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nude travel taking off. They'd better be strapped in
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(47)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
RIAA apologizes to astronomer Peter Usher for sending out letter threatening action for having homemade a capella song on his ftp server entitled Usher.mp3
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(108)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Highway sex causes rubbernecking
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(55)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay offers $50,000 to baby born by next Tuesday at noon and legally named "Horton." Fb- standing by with dip
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(129)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
First case of a spammer being arrested for spamming
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(174)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teenage mutant ninja skeeters not only carry West Nile, they're resistant to pesticide
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Norway cautions pregnant women against whale meat. Still no cure for cancer
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. official comments on authority given to U.S. troops in Baghdad: "They are going to start shooting a few looters so that word gets around." In other news, LAPD considers following suit
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(458)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Microsoft comes clean on iLoo: It wasn't a hoax, just a crappy idea
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maker of "Jesus sandals" charged with blasphemy in Denmark. In U.S., he'd be sued by product liability lawyers after morons try walking on water
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker SFOTW farking in Iraq
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(117)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Dodger fan steals Braves player's glove while he signs autographs
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's first inflatable church opens. Altar surrounded by ball pit
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Last call (really the last one this time, I promise) for Fark party at Cedar Point this weekend, May 16-18. Meet at TGI Fridays in Sandusky, OH at 8 pm Friday
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(46)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Mountain goat jumps off hill and into driver's lap
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(23)
 
(ThisisDerbyshire)
 
 
 
College withdraws test paper that called students "pitiful" and suggested they were clumsy and congenitally stupid
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(119)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
A Salvation Army member accused of murder. Frau Farbissina denies involvement
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker needs your help to find the college campus with the worst morals. Tuition deposit due soon. Voting enabled
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(224)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon's Green Slime Cereal reviewed with special "You Can't Do That On Television" gallery, featuring "Moose" and Alanis Morrisette
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(69)
 
(Some Farking Canucks)
 
 
 
Toronto Fark Party Update -- Saturday, May 17. Farkers without cottages can come and meet Mustard Man at Second City. Meet at Gretzky's at 8:30pm. (Link goes to details)
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matrix fans expected to riot in Dallas at 10am because of typo. France surrenders
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(119)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Health club members keep working out despite dead body on floor
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(87)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party D.C. just three weeks away, June 6-8
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(68)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man hid in attic crawl space for nearly six weeks, spying on roommate through a telephone tap and hidden baby monitors (WTF)
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(98)
 
(theage.com)
 
 
 
Newspaper apologizes after publishing photo of soccer player with his wang hanging out
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(79)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"National Enquirer" still more accurate than "New York Times"
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(41)
 
(Chortler)
 
 
 
Top stories from today's New York Times, as told by former reporter Jayson Blair
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man crashes, flips his car, wanders away from accident, falls off cliff
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(72)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Farkette BioGoddess' boyfriend moved to Australia for nine months and now wants to "see other people." Photoshop ways she can show him exactly what she thinks of that
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(249)
 


Tue May 13, 2003
(e3expo)
 
 
 
E3 news of new Sony handheld console, more powerful than Speak & Spell
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(131)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
New device allows parents to stalk their teen drivers. Elderly drivers still free to create havoc
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Judge warns man to stop streaking at high profile events
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(24)
 
(East Valley Tribune AZ)
 
 
 
Death penalty defendant acts as own attorney at murder trial; gives 50-minute opening statement highlighting his sexual prowess
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Alcoholic burglar caught by DNA on wine bottle
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(23)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Not-so-bright bank robber uses cash stained by exploding dye pack to pay for motel room. Jailarity ensues
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Advocates for stupid kids threaten to boycott state while still living there
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Pfloyd is getting married in two weeks -- help him come up with interesting gifts for the groomsmen (link goes to Nascar)
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two Iraqis watch too much Warner Bros., go Looney Tunes, strip naked and write "Ali Baba" on naked bodies
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(78)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Transcript of interview with White House aide about JFK's hanky panky with intern. TSG is there
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(56)
 
(San Bernardino County Sun)
 
 
 
Do not keep your ATM PIN with your ATM card, even if you are President of Colombia
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(63)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
UK academic comes up with the perfect formula for a successful movie. Box office stampede ensues
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK admits to illegally removing 20,000 brains. Spice Girls' popularity explained
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two fans return Paul McCartney's diary after stealing it in 1980
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(37)
 
(itv)
 
 
 
"I Want You Back": Wacko Jacko sues Motown for unpaid royalties and rights to his Motown tracks
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
EU says drawing a horse on hillside is illegal
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
I know I said God told me to do it, but it turns out I was just plumb crazy
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five hurt in angry domesticated badger rampage
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Fark personals ad
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(104)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Lawmakers pushing for a ban on "tongue-splitting"; Opponents speak out but lisping prevents anyone from understanding what the hell they're saying
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Faulker graduating Saturday, need suggestions on what to do on stage to achieve maximum hilarity (voting enabled)
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(133)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish Green Party propose sex voucher to allow young people copulate in dignity and not in daddy's car
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(22)
 
(El Gato Grande)
 
 
 
Farkette Territ's snooping mom is pet-sitting for her next week while she vacations. Give her tips on what to "accidentally'" leave lying around for mom to find in the house. (Link goes to a fat cat)
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(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate delayed by debating wrong tax bill
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(26)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman says her unborn baby helped her win $4.4 million at slot machine
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(18)
 
(Ninemsn)
 
 
 
Paul Hogan to play character who pretends he's gay, will draw on extensive experience of pretending he's relevant
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Playboy making a video game. "Yes, there is nudity in this game - and it's probably not going to be just polygons"
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(47)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Murder weapon: Bagel. Murderer: Possibly a Jewish ninja
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(67)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Fire department has to chase down a fire as man drives his burning K-car through town
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN offers perfect scale printable replica of new $20 bill. Fortunately, NO ONE will ever be able to figure out how to remove small red text labeling it a "specimen."
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(250)
 
(fortune.com)
 
 
 
Ted Turner is down to his last billion
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(75)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD suspends cop who handed inmate loaded gun and said, "Okay, now what are you going to do?" Hilarity chickens out, wants its mommy
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korea has two bombs, now a laser. Still can't figure out running water or hygiene
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(341)
 
(Little Gray Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Tawny Roberts and a big grey cat. Not safe for work
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(113)
 
(I Saw a turtle)
 
Weeners
 
Origami of the penis. (Note to self, avoid sharp creases)
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(83)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
White Siberian husky parents give birth to puppy with green fur
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(80)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Reporter describes the hardships of being "Mr. Dick"
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(57)
 
(U.S. News & World Report)
 
 
 
He's the leader of the Free World, but his dog doesn't listen to him. Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting for tiny horse-and-carriage to come out
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bear attacks sub
source: strategypage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some One)
 
Boobies
 
Southern blonde cutie Heather (not safe for work)
source: oliversgalleries.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(M-W)
 
 
 
American youth slang
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(127)
 
(theolympian.com)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues when a camper with a 25-pound salmon strapped to his back meets up with a hungry cougar
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(58)
 
(KRON4)
 
 
 
San Francisco wages war on new public enemy number one: Handbills
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(35)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More gossip from the new Sinatra book: JFK did coke, his dad did hookers and Frank had to hide his enormous schlong in custom underwear
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The design of the new $20 bill revealed
source: moneyfactory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Eight out of 10 British men claim superior supermarket cart-operating skills
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop or GIS what you imagine other Farkers look like, based on their login name. No fair looking at their profile. Link goes to a GIS for Zenmaster
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(439)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It pays to be hitable. Study finds that good-looking criminals get lighter sentences
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(39)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Michael Douglas announces he's half pirate. Arrr
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(59)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston accounts for more than 30 percent of all fraud settlements, not including fraudulent "Red Sox will win it all this year" statements
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Microsoft says iLoo is a hoax. Doesn't say why it waited a week to tell anyone
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(49)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Congo plane disaster was a hoax, too. It's a hoax trifecta when you count the Klingon story. Not a good week for the media
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers hunting on-the-run state lawmakers
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(173)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
It's OK for fish to crap in the river but not any one else
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Farker's friend gets published writing about her boobies (sfw)
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(176)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
RIAA apologizes to Penn State. Turns out Astro-Physics Dept. Professor "Peter Usher" and an mp3 of an a cappella song about gamma ray bursts was not copyrighted music by hip-hop artist "Usher"
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(123)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
NYTimes editors apologize for reporter who falsified hundreds of articles. TSG is there
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man brings cops his in-law's head, doo dah, doo dah
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Horse-drawn carriage driver gets pulled over for talking on mobile phone while going four mph
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
BBC documentary portrays Paul McCartney's new wife as lying gold digger. McCartney claims that like his wife, documentary doesn't have a leg to stand on
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(74)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Museum exhibit features goldfish swimming in blender with visitors given choice to press button. Hilarity ensues
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman wins "best exhibits the characteristics of an elephant" contest. With pic.
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(94)
 
(On the Fritz)
 
 
 
Singers as they should appear on their albums (link goes to short intro)
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(89)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cat (real cat) burglar steals about three pairs of shoes a night, always goes back for the matching shoe. Promises to stop when men quit masturbating
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(85)
 


Mon May 12, 2003
(Local6)
 
 
 
Daycare center likely drugged kids to keep them quiet (with video)
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(109)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Karaoke taxi combines crappy driving with crappy singing
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Contest winner "will be beaten with lead pipes and body-slammed into concrete pool decks"
source: news.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Albany Times-Union)
 
 
 
Marshmallows still tax exempt in NY. Graham crackers and chocolate cost an extra eight percent
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bush and his fancy two-steppin'
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(155)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer is more popular than sex because it never complains when you come home drunk at four in the morning
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for a man five feet, eight inches tall, slim, long black greasy hair, having a screw driver hanging out of his gut and screaming obscenities about an electrician
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(44)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What's worse than your wife finding videotape of you having sex with another woman? Her finding tape of you racially profiling drivers
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(119)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Two explosions at U.S. compound in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
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(453)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hilarity just keeps on ensuing for powder-puff hazers
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(140)
 
(Fort Wayne)
 
 
 
Woman stalked for eight years tells stalker, "Sit down, we need to talk"
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(75)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas: Previews of all 10 sequels coming out this summer
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(107)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The significance of America's participation in WWII
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Apparently, her only skill was to provide sexual release for JFK on those trips and maybe in the White House."
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(142)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
World will never know whether man could leap tall buildings in single bound after he fails to stop speeding train
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(49)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Asshat lawyer seeking to ban sale of Oreos to minors in California
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(171)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Twin bullies convince kids they can teleport, start raking in lunch money
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG has the dirt on Lawrence Bass, the loon behind those Demi Moore harassment charges
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(42)
 
(CCG.com)
 
 
 
Man cited for waving dildo through sunroof in Taco Bell parking lot
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Italy: The land of fine wine, food and boobies. Manuela Arcuri (not safe for work)
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(119)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Firemen hoist 700-pound man into hospital bed with crane
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(64)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Starsky & Hutch" headed to game screens. Wa-wa pedal and platform shoes extra
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(30)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
If the United States' population totaled 10 people and they had 10 beers to split among them, three people would not drink beer at all, five people would share two beers, one person would have two beers and one (Drew) would drink six beers
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(83)
 
(Capital News)
 
 
 
Height of powerlines proves no obstacle for persistent drunk
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(24)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Among mountain goats' superpowers are suction cup feet
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(22)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale of Saddam's Navy
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(32)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Video of contortionist scaring children at 76ers game (with pics, video)
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(45)
 
(masslive.com)
 
 
 
Teacher forces students to write list of words they're not allowed to say in class. Hilarity ensues
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(106)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Workers won't get paid time off for President Bush's visit to their plant Monday
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(88)
 
(Autoweek)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson fans celebrate company's 100th birthday by tattooing selves, screaming profanities
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New U.S. currency to feature new colors, will likely thwart counterfeiters for at least two weeks
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coalition Forces have captured Billy Dee Williams
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(109)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former New York Times reporter is reported to be in the hospital dealing with personal problems, like lying, embarrassment, plagiarism, and anything else he makes up and tells us that he has
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(61)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Major networks posturing for better contracts with professional sports, trick media into writing article about giving up on sports entirely
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Computer traps Thai minister in his car despite pleadings of "Open the pod bay doors, Hal"
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(46)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG digs up the poop on the school bus driver who called the police when his pot was stolen
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(68)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman who promised poor first graders a college education in 1987 busy attending graduations this spring
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(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop other unlikely applications of WiFi technology
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York smoking ban has caused 50 percent drop in business, bars closing
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(496)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Washington Post dubs Nevada town the nation's armpit with its "pathetic assemblage of ghastly buildings and nasty people." Town to celebrate with Armpit Festival
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man jumps on tennis court, throws condoms at the players
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Sixty, powder blue, six-stories high with satellite television. Air Force One is one pimpin' phat ride.
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Step 1: Collect underpants. Step 3: Profit. Step 2 appears be: Sell underpants to Chinese restaurant
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Experts say letter with happy faces and hearts may not be Saddam's
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(20)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Coming soon: The Smoking Gun TV Special
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Galveston County Daily News)
 
 
 
Man convicted last week of public masturbation rearrested for public masturbation
source: galvnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(via Dave Barry)
 
 
 
Klingon language interpreter story was retelling of urban legend. Nooooo, you think?
source: kuro5hin.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Lizard head found in salad tests negative for salmonella; restaurant is now using pre-cut, pre-cleaned lettuce for its salads. No explanation for why they were previously using uncut, dirty lettuce
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kentucky Derby officials find no evidence of cheating after review
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(51)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to stop illegally touching deer
source: missoulian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Via Stupid Naked People.com)
 
 
 
Yale creates "nudity orientation programs" for shy freshman jocks who haven't showered together before
source: yaledailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Worst Novel in the World" wins readers thanks to media coverage
source: lulu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Indiana tries to pass off Tennessee's constitution as their own
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Teen Girl Squad #3
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Fark Party Toronto this weekend? See Farker Nug on stage at the Second City
source: zekemacneil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reality show about reality-show scandals (at least the pic is sexy)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vigilante justice in Ecuador village as two women whipped over fake lottery tickets
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(SiL)
 
 
 
Hollywood prop supplier up creek for supplying the real thing
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Study shows three in four Britons don't know how to boil an egg. Why study was conducted remains unclear
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
In case you want to sell your soul to the Devil, a book on how to answer Microsoft's interview questions
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Presidential farting doll
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(42)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Expert" proclaims that within 20 years, someone will create sexy thong underwear for grannies
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Massive garden gnome prank discovered in Australia. Drew books Qantas flight
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Storks mate atop Trabant car atop telephone pole (w/pic)
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mafia blamed for residents setting fire to tons of rubbish left rotting in streets
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