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Sun May 11, 2003
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Larry is being tormented by his PSing brother. Join in the fun
source: brucegoldfarb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Give an elderly person a cane and he walks for a day. Teach him to drive electric cart and he'll still confuse the gas and brake pedals
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One week after the Kentucky Derby, Churchill Downs announced they are examining a picture of the race, some believe shows the jockey carrying something other than his whip (WTF)
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(87)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
iFAP: New Device Lets You Have Actual Sex With Your Tablet. So Yes, There's An App For *That* Now Too.
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Moore healthy after getting pacemaker; it doubles as code descrambler and shoots poison darts up to 50 feet
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo's Cheesy Goodness Dept. presents pizza ordering advice for the complete f*ckwad
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(256)
 
(Times Online)
 
 
 
Americans spend more on strip clubs than theatre and symphonies combined
source: thetimesonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Edmonton Transit's Lost and Found has everything, including the kitchen sink
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
If a sheriff's deputy hits your car, and it is not your fault, you are still stuck with the bill to fix the damage
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(75)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man ends up with priceless purple pearls after purchase of junky $14 brooch
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Love means never having to say you're sorry for making her poop in the mustard field
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
If 70-year-old climber succeeds, he'll be oldest guy to climb Mount Everest. If he fails, then he'll be oldest climber to failEither way, he's damn old
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Brits give awards for stupidest labeling. Warning: Your salmon may contain fish
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Barry Larkin)
 
 
 
What are the Reds looking at?
source: cincinnati.reds.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman dies on holiday paid for with compensation money
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Nola)
 
 
 
Obligatory Mother's Day "sappy" tag story: Grandmother, mother, baby daughter all share same birthday
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Tornado Week appears to be over. Any personal stories? Voting enabled
source: thekansascitychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Crunchy Numbers, OJ's, Fruity Freakies and more of the craziest breakfast cereals ever
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(77)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Hitchcock film breaks out in middle of baseball game
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I can't wear my seat belt as I have sore breasts"
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Mount Everest's janitors remain unsung heroes
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely world's largest _________. Fill in the blank
source: hometeamdayton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass turtle turns 100, doesn't look a day over 50
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mobile-home trashbin skulls brought to "Show and Tell." Anthropology ensues
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Sunday People)
 
 
 
Lovers show up at firehouse for help getting sex handcuffs off
source: people.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Among golfing presidents, Bush apparently wallows in the cellar
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler awarded doctorate degree in music from Berklee
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Prosecutors empaneling jury unlikely to choose Juror #7, who won't shut up about his five DUIs, three or four assault charges, gunshot wounds and pornography
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pedophile was "sincere Christian"
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(479)
 
(WTNH)
 
 
 
Estranged tigers make up in time for farking season
source: wtnh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Swede makes paper out of bear poop. Different diets produce different hues (scroll down a bit)
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(adn.com)
 
 
 
North Korea suddenly announces health drink for computer users
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(64)
 


Sat May 10, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Klingon interpreters sought for mental health patients who only speak nerd
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Hong Kong woman amasses 30 tons of garbage. eBay future looks promising
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Ginette Reno looks back on prolific singing career, still doesn't know who this tall dyke everyone keeps talking about is
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Exeter-News)
 
 
 
Patriotic squirrel adds American Flag to its nest (w/pic)
source: seacoastonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A hundred cases of beer stolen. Pretzel warehouses on high alert
source: web.dailytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Radio inside tomb fuels fears of singing ghost
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Have a CD with your name inscribed on it blasted into a space comet for free
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Dashiki at work in the University of Kentucky Meat Lab. That's right, Meat Lab. Frankencow references welcome
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(161)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Restaurants charging $8 per bottle of water but only $4 per bottle of beer
source: townsvillebulletin.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ed McMahon gets $7.2 million in mold settlement
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Pizza man says not even a tornado will keep him from making his delivery. "It's my job"
source: kshb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Magicians successfully sue TV station for destroying their livelihood by unmasking them as frauds
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chemically sensitive man claims wife used perfumes to attack him. Some think allegations are scentsless.
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Boobies
 
The beautiful Sofia Vergara (pix sfw, page might have nsfw banners)
source: sofia-vergara-pics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Some highflyer)
 
 
 
NASA figures out they are good at crashing into stuff. Send ship to crash into a comet on purpose
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(69)
 
(Jackman's Landing)
 
Weeners
 
Feral beefcake Wolverine
source: jackmanslanding.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Caledonian Record)
 
 
 
Woman sights Memphremagog Monster. Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg considering getting its own sea serpent, if only for spite
source: caledonianrecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Say hello to your future world superpower: Poland
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(SABCnews)
 
 
 
Twenty-seven hospitalized after eating ass
source: sabcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Granddaughter of "Winnie the Pooh" creator A.A. Milne unable to reclaim the classic children's book
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
New TV movie exposes the dark side of "Three's Company"
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(IMC)
 
 
 
Photoshop these raging grannies
source: sf.indymedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(ShelbyNews)
 
 
 
Officer hunts Buick-chewing wildcat with chicken parts
source: shelbynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien to do an all-claymation episode of Late Nite with special guest Mr. T this Thursday
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Applebee's customer finds lizard parts in her salad. Tastes like chicken caesar salad
source: kcrg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
FTC seeks court order against "Do Not Call" web site
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Japan launches space-probe to collect asteroid samples. Atari surrenders
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Drought could leave New Zealand rationing hot showers. Still plenty of sheep to go around
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
American passengers can bring monkeys on planes for emotional support. Spanking them once they're there still forbidden
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Geeks live vicariously through D&D
source: thedailybull.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(COD)
 
 
 
Lines are so long for Cedar Point's Top Thrill Dragster park workers are handing out bathroom passes
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different, your latest cow-humping incident
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Rangers stop charging rhino by shooting it in scrotum
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Free Web Cards)
 
 
 
Photoshop a card for Mom. If there are any that aren't too offensive I might put them on a card for my mom. Link goes to your friendly neighborhood inspiration
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(103)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Penis-shaped chicken nugget on ebay
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(wbbm780.com)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed science geek upset with city limit signs trumpeting football team. Wants signs promoting Science Olympiad team
source: wbbm780.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Anti-spam law passes California assembly. Seventy-five votes in favor, one idiot against
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(SafeOutdoorSex.com)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about safe outdoor sex
source: safeoutdoorsex.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Police read student's away message: "U wanna drink?... U tell me what u want, gimme the cash, and I'll get you the bottles like lickety split, yo." Take him up on offer. Hilarity ensues
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tornados II: Electric Boogaloo now showing in OKC. Duck and cover
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Man who can't swim saves woman who drove her car into a pond
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this toilet with Internet access
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eminem won't allow Wierd Al to release video parody of his song
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(268)
 


Fri May 09, 2003
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton's wallaby lassoed after escape
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(59)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"In the six years The Smoking Gun has been around, we have never mentioned either of the Hilton sisters. Today our estimable streak comes to an end." With a heroin charge
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Carolina governor crashes race car. Reportedly was afeared for his life
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Anna K. spies on her chat rooms to see what people are saying about her. Can't believe they don't have anything better to do
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(EN World)
 
 
 
D&D gets "Book of Erotic Fantasy"; project headed up by S&M group founder and cult leader
source: enworld.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
President Bush giving a mad shout out to his homies
source: imgfarm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gaza Strip visitors must sign forms absolving the Israeli military if they are shot
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(Chillicothe Gazette)
 
 
 
Neighbors call cops on barking parrot
source: chillicothegazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Josh Kelley)
 
 
 
Photoshop Josh Kelley into other bands. Link goes to music player. CDs as prizes, winners email gogi@fark.com with contact information to claim prizes
source: flashtracking.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man opens fire with a machine gun at Case Western Reserve University
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(402)
 
(Some Queen)
 
 
 
Bush terms Democrats' inaction on judical nominees a "disgrace." Also accuses Dems of having mud on their face and wavin' their banner all over the place
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(318)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Does the pope shit in the woods? If he does it in Oregon, he better have a bucket
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
Waiting on a Sunni day (safe for work)
source: bullz-eye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Navy figuring out that whales don't really enjoy 240-decibel active-sonar blasts
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York City to become nation's 51st state?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(222)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
My bologna has a first name, it's A-S-S, my bologna has a second name, it's H-A-T
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Emily and Jacob are top baby names, mostly due to Fb-'s preference for them
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(267)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Islam rules on ghost farting, unibrows
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman with two wombs gives birth to twins
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
College girls put their whoring behind them
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Athens Banner-Herald)
 
 
 
Chattahoochee River at highest level since '61. Not much of a story, I just like saying "Chattahoochee."
source: athensnewspapers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Robbers blind victim with handful of curry powder, but do not resort to more lethal tarragon
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Iraqi Minister of Information)
 
 
 
An important message to Farkers from the Iraqi Minister of Information
source: theinformationminister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(VOA News)
 
 
 
Congonese Information Minister says only seven passengers were sucked out of the plane.
source: voanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Five radical ideas that could change baseball. Idea #1: Free beer at games
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(knoxstudio.com)
 
 
 
High school baseball in Japan is a hell of a lot like boot camp
source: knoxstudio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Armed car thief tries to elude police by running into Samurai's house. Hilarity ensues
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sinead O'Connor plans to teach religion
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves vs. Jesus Christ
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(453)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft faces $2.2 TRILLION fine for Passport security flaw
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Middle school student caught passing out Viagra to classmates
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hyperactive kid for sale, good at vacuuming, not great at washing dishes because he's too short. Guaranteed to annoy. Five pounds or nearest offer."
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Integrated Mar.com)
 
 
 
Fark gets kudos -- for being the Internet's begger bus shelter
source: integratedmar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"There is a little change with his penis"
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Catholic high school coach suspended after students find his porn film, then watch it
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew's wife is having a baby boy! Photoshop the ultrasound. Fb- is the uncle
source: img.fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters and they'll write Shakespeare. Give six monkeys one computer and they'll crap on it
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Police arrest fifth-grader for selling fourth-grader first-grade marijuana
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Cow-testicle soup helps Jamaican tourists sport wood
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elephant goes on successful diet, now eating only 330 pounds of food per day. Anna Nicole to try it
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Really, really, really retro pinup girls from the early 1900s (not safe for work in our century, either)
source: retrospice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(215)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's graduating teen orgy -- now with free condoms
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"You wouldn't believe the stuff some people throw out -- 1900 pounds of frozen animal carcasses, for instance... braille versions of 'Playboy' magazine"
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(arcataeye.com)
 
 
 
Arcata police log update: Captain Tantrum & The Greenshirts
source: arcataeye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Speedy bandit in Dallas robs nine businesses in about two hours, goes home to his wives
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Help wanted: Receptionist to answer phones, perform light office work and serenade employees on grand piano.
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
120 sucked out of Congo cargo plane
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Judge says he fails to see harm in sexual encounter between 43-year-old teacher and 13-year-old student. Hillarity ensues
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Another jackass injured in Jackass imitation (w/ illustration of how said jackass did it)
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims McDonald's Big Mac special sauce is addictive
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Snake eats 15-year-old boy, witchcraft suspected
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Driver's sin: Not braking, entering
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 


Thu May 08, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mayor of Turkish resort cracks down on rowdy shopkeepers, "chasing them with cameras and extracting signatures"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Turkmenistan bans dual-nationalities, gives citizens time to choose between being Turkmen or executed
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Woman disappears for days, tells cops she was kidnapped, finally admits she really took off to Vegas for a hot fling
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plastic bags illegal in South Africa; retailers caught using or selling them can be sentenced to 10 years in jail
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pinned hiker who cut off arm had to break the bones first. Also a former engineer for Intel
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(ChronWatch)
 
 
 
UMass may change their nickname from the "Minutemen" to the "Gray Wolves" since 'Minutemen' is politically incorrect
source: chronwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(287)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Only 40 percent of New Yorkers would eat Mayor Bloomberg's franks and beans
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mixed reviews on Iraqi occupation: Plot unoriginal and derivative, special effects great. Summary: Catch it as a matinee or wait for the rental
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
New species of giant jellyfish found (with pics, video)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Court fines a man who celebrated his neighbour's death by letting off fireworks and singing "it's a wonderful day today"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop what the X-Men do during their downtime. Link goes to four of them in their blue jeans
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(189)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ford adopts new logo. Second place was an upside-down flaming tire
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(194)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Major tornado hits Oklahoma City, significant damage done to GM Plant, Air Force Base, large mall, and numerous other sites.
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(137)
 
((The Library of Congress Archive)
 
Video
 
Coke ad archives, including the Mean Joe Green commercial
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(54)
 
(No Apologies! Press)
 
Boobies
 
The Porn Banner Showcase returns (not safe for work)
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(46)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Missouri housewife claims that "Christian" "music" "star" John Tesh stole her 9/11 tribute poem
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Cara Michelle: Onesmokinghotbabe (notsafeforwork)
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(94)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man paints home lime green with purple polka dots as protest (with pic)
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(311)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The intricacies of being the guy who films "scoreboard vision" during stoppages in play. The rotation usually goes hottie, dancing fat guy, hottie, dancing kid, hottie, kissing couple, hottie
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(72)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Three guys peeing against a wall. Don't you want to be there? Still room for some vendors -- cool booth action going fast! Meet Wil Wheaton, The Brothers Chap (Trogdor!), Jinky Coronado (bikini model) and Brooks! Surprise guest to be announced next we
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(124)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
KC radio station auctions autographed Chili Peppers penis sock for tornado victims
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Villagers in southern Taiwan are strapping bras to their faces to guard against the deadly SARS
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(64)
 
(OCRegister)
 
 
 
Fox's new reality show, "Miss Dog Beauty Pageant," finally realizes network's dream of showing naked bitches on primetime television
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(100)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Women who held picnics to watch nuclear bomb tests wonder why so many friends died of cancer
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty tons of rubbish trucked from woman's home
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scotland Yard selling 12-inch riot-cop action figures. Twelve-inch hippies for him to beat up sold separately
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(36)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Where do all the stupid made-up car names come from?
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(282)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Senate ratifies adding seven nations to NATO. All end with "-ia." Including Dr. Doom's Latveria
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the ex-part-time mayor of Boswell, PA who worked for $45 a month
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(121)
 
(post-gazette)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell says that Barbra Streisand can't possibly be the Anti-Christ
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Schoolbus driver tells cops someone stole his dime bags. Hilarity ensues
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(47)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon covers Wheaton's departure from G4
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(146)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Flaming tires explode in bridal store, destroy 200 wedding gowns
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(41)
 
(AWN)
 
 
 
What happened to Saturday morning cartoons?
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(421)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia to get new state flag without Confederate battle emblem. Dixie cross of stars symbol to be replaced by mullet, outhouse and empty beer can
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(315)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
Weeners
 
It's a repeat but it's weeners (not safe for work)
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Schools use txt msgs 2 snare truants
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(69)
 
(Online.ie)
 
 
 
Pilot announces "Welcome to Palestine" over the PA system when flying into Tel Aviv. Hilarity ensues
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(381)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Muslim groups say "X-2" contains anti-Islamic propaganda, want director to apologize
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(520)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bush twins get drunk, stoned at Ashton Kutcher's house
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(296)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Beer truck captures escaped elephant. Is there anything beer can't do?
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(113)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Hensons back in the muppet-fisting buisness
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(82)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Hookers "out of control" in Houston
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(164)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Cops chase naked Harvard rugby players through park
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Town finally accepts the fact that Hawaii and Alaska are states, struggling with the concept of a District of Columbia
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(80)
 
(#742)
 
 
 
Link to Cliff Wilson (kilipo4) Scholarship Endowment, for KXAN visitors and new Farkers
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(48)
 
(A desperate Farkette)
 
 
 
Farkette Jadefrog01 is 37-weeks pregnant and wants to know all of your homemade induction suggestions. Voting enabled
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(282)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
585 boobies. Not safe for work
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FedEx shipping restrictions include live monkeys, bees, human remains and pornography
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(91)
 
(Florida Today.com)
 
 
 
The 20 best minor-league baseball promotional gimmicks, including Randy Moss Hood-Ornament Night
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The motherload of butt pics. Not to be confused with the buttload of mother pics. Not safe for work
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(166)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Soccer shirt declared national monument in Uruguay
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(41)
 
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Chewing gum saves day - and $1.825 million
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(73)
 


Wed May 07, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Mortician: My girlfriend's parents are having a cat sitter stay over when they're gone (even overnight sometimes). What kind of fun should my girlfriend and I have with the cat sitter?
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(166)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The truth about WWII gets lost in today's world
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(342)
 
(Whatever Dude)
 
 
 
The entertaining stupidity of "Road House." (Not safe for work)
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(104)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Nude models in Philly are forming their own union (with semi-not safe for work pic)
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(65)
 
(Gay Hero)
 
 
 
Farker's coworker is a gay superhero, please help him fight evil
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(131)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Don Johnson cleared of money-laundering charges. Still has to appear on Nash Bridges reruns for five years
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(54)
 
(KXAN)
 
 
 
Late Farker (Kilipo4sr 's) Family: Fark community's support "helped us immensely"
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(313)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cheney to run with Bush in 2004 as long as he doesn't have to run by any microwaves
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(202)
 
(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian politician beats up cops, pulls out ID and says na na na you can't arrest me
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(102)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
AFLAC replacing Gilbert Gottfried's voice with Japanese actor who is a little quieter. "The Japanese culture does not like to be yelled at"
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(96)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man given 72-hour pass from prison asks to go back to cell after less than 24 hours with wife
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(85)
 
(St. Joe News Press)
 
 
 
Beware of trapezoids and French basketball
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(99)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Dog paints to help famous "painting pig" with cancer bills (with pics, video)
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(56)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Doomsday cult claims that stray seal is savior of humanity
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(94)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Expert" claims how you sneeze can reveal volumes about your personality
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(102)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Massive lesbian orgy halted by Parliament
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(136)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Criminal probe launched into girl-on-girl high school hazing (with pic, video)
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(145)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
US says it has mobile chemical weapons lab. Media and Pentagon not waiting for confirmation, as usual
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(589)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Building a pipe bomb is a bad idea. Putting it in your mouth and lighting the fuse to impress your girlfriend is a very, very bad idea
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(117)
 
(Grandforks.com)
 
 
 
Man runs for the border in stolen combine
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(33)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
William Shatner sued by ex-wife over frozen horse semen
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(98)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Mets player gets haircut during game, becomes media frenzy
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is looking for a good hamburger recipe for dinner tonight. Voting enabled
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(246)
 
(dailynexus.com)
 
 
 
In bid to win bellyflop contest, three frat boys beat each other with live catfish. Hilarity ensues
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Salam Pax (Iraqi blogger) begins posting again after a month of silence
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(111)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Prostitutes don't like how they're portrayed in movies, have own film festival. Includes "educational films about vulva massage"
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(98)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Atari lives again. Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me
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(144)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Rockets star Yao Ming will host a telethon to benefit SARS treatment and research that could be made available to an estimated one billion viewers
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(76)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man learns the hard way that collecting "dud" shells is a bad hobby choice when a number of his cherished possessions explode, killing him
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these goths on a picnic
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(112)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Cruise ship intending to dump sink and shower water accidentally dumps 40 tons of sewage near Seattle. Grunge fans go swimming, bring soap
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mike Price lost his job at Alabama after having sex with what appears to be Dee Snider
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(169)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Professor who spent 20 years solving prime-number conjecture now says he goofed
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(128)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Man saws own head off in supermarket
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(196)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pete Townshend cleared of kiddie-porn charges. Still has to appear on Sex Offender Register for five years
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"No ociffer, I haven't been smoking. That's my weed-scented cellphone cover."
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elton John to do songs for "The Vampire Lestat: The Musical." Soundtrack to include: "Don't let the sun come up on me," "Bennie & the Bats" and yet another new version of "Candle in the Wind"
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(103)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Not getting any real help at the unemployment office? Try stuffing dynamite down your pants
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(36)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Yo, Mister Kot-tear, I need some bail money." Freddie Washington arrested for laying the boom-boom on his girlfriend
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man arrested while carrying severed head through town
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(75)
 
(enquirer.com)
 
 
 
County prosecutor says he didn't OK morgue photos of bodies posed with toys, sea shells and other objects
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(41)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man rips off clothes, jumps into 52-degree lake, saves dog, rests, gets dressed and leaves
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(83)
 
(SWG)
 
 
 
Who will lead the Fark Alliance to glory in the upcoming Star Wars Galaxies game. Links to main page, voting goodness
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(139)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Columnist suspended for saying he'd like to "smack" (as in "some sense") Jason Kidd's wife. Jason said it's already taken care of
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(235)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rumsfeld saluting his troops
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(103)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
The classic Playboy boobies of Monique Noel. Not safe for kittens or work
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(72)
 


Tue May 06, 2003
(PSU person)
 
Boobies
 
Photos from Playboy photoshoot of Penn State girls (not safe for work)
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(222)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
North Dakota governors cannot legally threaten a veto
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio questioned in $45 million lawsuit that alleges he ordered friends to "kick the ass" of Elizabeth Berkley's ex-boyfriend
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's friend messing with the enviromental safety truck
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(102)
 
(KC Times)
 
 
 
Court rules that the phrase "Do I get to see my attorneys?" does not mean "I want to see my attorney"
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(159)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Beer breaks legalized at Danish company. Ted Kennedy to demand similar rights for U.S. Senate
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(46)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Rapper 50 Cent being sued by orthopedic surgeon for $32,000 in medical bills. TSG is there
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(184)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Four-year-old boy gets head wedged between legs of life-size Ronald McDonald statue. Sign changes to billion and one served
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(121)
 
(Planet HalfLife.com)
 
 
 
Two huge icons join in one happy destruction: Strongbad Half-Life (Let the burninating begin)
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces first portable lavatory with Internet access. No word on if ass-gasket protection wil be available for the keyboard and touchscreen
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(86)
 
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Study shows patients forget as much as 80 percent of what doctors tell them
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(47)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Five sent to hospital after powder-puff football game gets violent
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(76)
 
(Kiro TV)
 
 
 
Couple ordered to remove carpeting from front lawn
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Something new to worry about: Hidden pits of 500-degree compost
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(84)
 
(Boeing)
 
 
 
Boeing needs Fark's help in naming their new plane (voting now really is enabled)
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(344)
 
(Tucson Citizen)
 
 
 
Personal responsibility surrenders as jury awards rioter $765,000 for only being 49 percent at fault for getting shot
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(177)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tax authority blocks idea to name baby Superman because it might "lead to discomfort for the person who uses it."
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(81)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Whale sex baffles children who can't wrap their heads around concept of "12-foot-long and highly mobile penis"
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(87)
 
(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
Researchers racing to patent the SARS virus and its genetic material, rekindling criticism of laws that allow people to claim intellectual-property rights on living things
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(57)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man is completely ignored as he tries to rob a store in a Tigger costume (last article)
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(47)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Gas prices not rigged, federal report says
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(130)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"A boon for fans, who no longer need to fork out a small fortune, but can now have their cheesecake and beat off to it, too"
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Shannon Stewart. No seguro para el trabajo (not safe for work)
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(104)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
First-time exotic dancers should avoid the pole
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(65)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Hulk's cross-promotions continue with green Hershey's Syrup, Hulk Twizzlers, trash bags, cereal, gummi candy, Hulk Silly Putty and a piñata
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(81)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Bears legend Mike Ditka set to endorce an erectile-dysfunction drug
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Depressed? Maybe it's due to your repeated head injuries
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(50)
 
(via slashdot.org)
 
 
 
Photographstore you this advertisement English, then you are star Fark now!
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(101)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Farker Manifest and his Father are contestants on the Amazing Race 4. Vote for them in the poll
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-il takes break from North Korea's nuclear showdown with U.S. to enjoy "a light military comedy"
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(165)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Unwelcome alligator shows up at military recruiting office
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(43)
 
(GoMemphis)
 
 
 
Thief strikes town, stealing trees and shrubbery. Saying "ni" reportedly insufficient to prevent further thefts
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(90)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mr. Coffee expands product line to sell... coffee
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(67)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nation's only source of Pringles and Torengos destroyed by twisters
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(181)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man caught with 18kg of pure-grade heroin inside his nuts
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(84)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Reporter who saw accused doctor's breasts describes them as "spectacular"
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(154)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Library book due back on May 3, 1909 returned
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(90)
 
(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Sailor's wife's "R-rated" kiss was "awesome"
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(93)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Electric shocks via two electrodes to the ankles get women sexually charged
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(169)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
K-Mart emerges from bankruptcy today with about 600 fewer stores, 60,000 fewer employees
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(95)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Stupid government regulation #159,283: Uncooked meat declared "not food"
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(64)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Maxim, FHM, Stuff and other men's magazines too raw for Sam Walton's stores, pulled from shelves
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(205)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
European countries don't have a snowflake in hell's chance of meeting their own Kyoto Treaty targets
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(324)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: Assholes have lower quality of life. Still no cure for cancer
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(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican concerned about not participating in excessive commercialization that generates hundreds of millions of dollars
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(62)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Why marketers are so fixated on "X"
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(171)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
An orchid by any other name would be an asparagus, DNA tests reveal
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(38)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
German nightclub reduces violence and increases patron happiness by hiring naked female bouncers
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(83)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
95-year-old man finally earns college degree after 75 years, does keg stand to celebrate
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man discovers it's illegal to wash your horse at a carwash
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
London stray cat inherits fortune, blows it all on rubber mice with bells inside
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(60)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Harry Potter V found dumped in a field. The Sun is there
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(200)
 
(Fake govt agency)
 
 
 
Create your own fake government seal
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(103)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG posts info on the toe licker
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(76)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Authorities baffled by multiple reports of plane crash that didn't happen
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(68)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for running extension cords to neighbor's outlets so food in his fridge wouldn't spoil
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(121)
 


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(BBC)
 
 
 
Australian university offering courses for drag queen make-up
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(55)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Underground blast sends manholes into the sky. Ninja Turtles suspected
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(65)
 
(Some Hell)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Hell should look like
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(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Buffy Tyler. Not safe for work
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senate declassifies over 4,000 pages of transcripts from the McCarthy hearings
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(266)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Thong-wearing bicyclist annoys neighbors (with pic)
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(179)
 
(TheStar.com)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves buys $200,000 worth of Harleys as gifts for stuntmen on "Matrix: Reloaded"
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(174)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
IBM builds world's smallest torch, begins work on worlds smallest crack pipe
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(90)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett calls Bush's tax plan stupid. Also wants people to stop asking him to play Margaritaville
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(195)
 
(gomemphis.com)
 
 
 
Maynard the Goat to attempt to break the Cubs' curse
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Due to the overwhelming success of the first sequel, here comes "Grease 3"
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(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Telefarketers get wake up call from Supreme Court. States instructed to serve fraud lawsuits only during dinner hours
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man faces trial on supermarket foot-licking assault
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Vanessa Ribeiro: That's a spicy meatball (not safe for work)
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(157)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dell wants to drop "Computer" from its name. Replacing it with 'Monte'
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(70)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Amish shun insurance. Deductible rates on buggies sky-high
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(97)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Shooting linked to church poisonings. Catholics rejoice at media focus on Lutherans
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren not afraid to bare it all, but are audiences brave enough to look?
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(99)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Navy braces for PR nightmare as winner of USS Lincoln's "First Kiss Raffle" ponders if she'll make it an "R-rated kiss"
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(135)
 
(TIG)
 
 
 
Naked men scale fence, run around frolicking on estate of Prince Charles
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(52)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cinco de Mayo celebrates the Mexican army defeating the best army in France
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(110)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Lex Luger mugshots
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Filipina candidates for the Miss Philippines beauty contest
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Mega happy flash battle
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(141)
 
(deansplanet.com)
 
 
 
Interview with Drew on Dean's Planet
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(72)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Elderly hikers hospitalized after eating grass
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(60)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bank robber gets lost, ends up back at crime scene; after excessive teasing, police make arrest
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(35)
 
(Some Aussie)
 
 
 
Liz Hurley tries bumping uglies on an airplane. Passengers complain
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(126)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
English-only speaking Latinos on rise
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(363)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Al-Qaeda member Zacarias Moussaoui challenges Ashcroft to take multiple-choice quiz dubbed the "9/11 lottery case." The Smoking Gun is there
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(134)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Every Russian spacecraft since the Sixties has carried a sawed-off shotgun
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(114)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another corpse flower about to bloom. Media always reports these for some reason
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(66)
 
(Macworld)
 
 
 
Apple sells over one million songs in first week of iTunes Music Store
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(567)
 
(Mobile Register)
 
 
 
Alabama football coach gets the boot for getting booty
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In frantic effort to bridge screw-up gap with NASA, Russian Space Agency lands returning astronauts hundred of miles off target
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Girl-party orders stripper dressed as policeman. Real policeman knocks on door. Hilarity ensues
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Anthrax captured. Iraq Information Minister denies capture
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(255)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
May 23rd is "Wear Your Thong to Work Day 2003"
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(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rangers find arm that climber amputated. Put it up for sale on Ebay
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(97)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Here's a Strong Bad email and a trophy
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(143)
 
(Stormtrack)
 
 
 
Learn to be a storm chaser with Mr. T
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Howie Long checking out Britney Spears' assets
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(69)
 
(StonedGecko)
 
 
 
Drive-by shooting etiquette. Add your own (with voting)
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(103)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Study : Violent song lyrics increase aggression
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(214)
 

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