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Sun April 27, 2003
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nickel to get a facelift to recognize Louisiana Purchase, Louis and Clark expedition. Come up with your own idea (link goes to back of nickel)
source: chef2chef.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Ten tons of candy spills on toll road
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(84)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
German Air Force families, training in New Mexico, get heat for not drinking Coca-Cola
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cards, Marlins play in the longest game in the Majors in 10 years. Fans will never be able to get those six hours of their lives back
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(65)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Teacher fails math test six times, still allowed to teach
source: news.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(231)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Amity is a 22 year-old hottie from Indiana. Turn-ons: Cheerleading, being a mortician. Turn-offs: Mean people
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ikea: The name synonymous with furniture and 15,000,000 portions of meatballs served each year
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
How to ensure hilarity? Try recharging your battery in the microwave
source: themercury.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: WWLCD? (What would Larry Christ do?) Link to New New Testament text
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(75)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
What the North Dakota Legislature did from A to Z. "Bikini waxing" is in the B's
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
High school graduate of '93 finally gets to go to prom with class of '03
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Misprint causes 2000 beer drinkers to think they won large cash prize. Tear gas used to disperse unruly crowd
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(31)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Coffeeshop begins offering drive-thru weddings. Starbucks to steal the idea, charge four times as much and destroy competing marriages
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(33)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Over 70 busted in Bronx cockfighting raid
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Female prisoners lie that they've had sex changes and demand to be moved into male population. Hilarity ensues
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Survival course teaches students how to eat dirt in emergencies
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
French doctors prescribe stinky cheese to children. Kraft surrenders
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Criterion to release director's cut of Saddam's 1968 gay porn debut
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(30)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Police chief arrested for soliticing police man posing as a 15-year-old girl for sex
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(163)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pope has beatified 17th-century monk credited with discovering cappuccino
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Danville Register & Bee)
 
 
 
Owner of Climax, VA winery talks about wine. Also talks about being "daddy" to 11 donkeys
source: registerbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Unemployed former congressman Gary Condit keeps a low profile, doesn't get to Modesto much anymore
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(NewsChannel 5)
 
 
 
Tennessee state government spends $40,000 in taxpayer money on bobbleheads
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clerk wins Spanish love letter contest
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Paintings go on exhibit in completely dark room making it easier to grab women's asses at the museum
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Makaveli)
 
Boobies
 
The amazing Natilia Sokolova
source: photos.freeones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
"My name is Ulrich Haarburste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film."
source: michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Boatload of boobies. Not safe for work
source: tarja.maisonx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man gropes policewoman. Hilarity ensues
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop George Bush being attacked from behind while manipulating transfer rod
source: ssl.physics.ncsu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In this case, the dog/muzzle/crotch connection is a good thing
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Thick" suitcase leads to search, yielding record ecstasy haul. James Bond surrenders
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man convicted of murder says identical twin did it
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If I had a hammer... I'd get 1,199 more and open a museum
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Xinhuanet.com)
 
 
 
Chinese prisoners can take university courses in jail. "How To Survive Execution 101" already filled up
source: news.xinhuanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
Proposal made to allow slot machines at horse tracks, which is roughly equivalent to serving Taco Bell in bathroom stalls
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Cincinnati Post)
 
 
 
Robbery victim still carries bullet in his scrotum, may never father his seventh child
source: cincypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC erases irreplaceable footage of legendary Sixties TV performances
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
People who make prank calls to public phones worried there are fewer and fewer public phones to prank
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jesus struck down Columbia because the Hindu, Unitarian and Jewish astronauts mocked him
source: conspiracyworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(299)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Primarily, the reason why these women strip in cyberspace is to turn men on"
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Tawny Roberts... yeah... not safe for work
source: littlegrayguy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(via ObscureStore)
 
 
 
What's on your mind, Orlando? Photoshop some other responses
source: orlandoweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Albinos are tired of being portrayed as evil in recent movies
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mother of all "orgasm machines" -- female farkers rejoice
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Farker rhughes is turning 21 on Monday. What should his first legal drink be? Voting enabled
source: people.virginia.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(293)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Comedian Jamie Foxx peppersprayed and cuffed after refusing to leave Harrah's Casino
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A tribute to "Suckerman," the suction monster toy that clung on to windows
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Edinburgh News)
 
 
 
New look in this year's spring fashion for pigeons -- bright purple and fluorescent green
source: edinburghnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(kmsb.com)
 
 
 
Tenth Cavalry Division uses tried and true cow-tipping skills to disarm Iraqi missiles
source: kmsb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 


Sat April 26, 2003
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Kidnapping of giant fiberglass rooster eerily similar to kidnapping of Burko the Giant Ceramic Buffalo
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
New asteroid named "Tokyogiants" after baseball team. Next black hole discovered should be named "Duke" for sucking
source: yomiuri.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Deer hunters come up empty, get drunk. Incredible idiocy ensues
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
70-year-old woman plays professional full-tackle football in Orlando; may be oldest ever to play pro (with pics, video)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Hominid skeleton one million years older than previously thought, still insists he's 39 and that's not a toupee
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(MacObserver)
 
 
 
Apple's one-button mouse to get rotary-dial scrolling for even hotter carpal-tunnel action
source: macobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(305)
 
(WIXT)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally confirmed that flies can actually fly. Still no cure for cancer
source: wixt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Ling Ling the Giant Panda returns to Japan after failed third attempt to mate with females in Mexico. Many a spring breaker has felt his shame
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(katu.com)
 
 
 
Study finds that hands-free cell phones increase accident risk almost as much as driving drunk. Still no cure for cancer
source: katu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seattle man asserts constitutional right to bare more than his arms
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Johnson City Press)
 
 
 
Runaway couple on their way to Georgia to get married stop for naked romp in funeral home parking lot. Hilarity ensues
source: johnsoncitypress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Dodgers $105 million pitcher trashed the clubhouse at the Great American Ball Park
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop the nude Dixie Chicks on the cover of Entertainment Weekly (SFW)
source: kansas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Some Barfly)
 
Boobies
 
Would you like to meet her at this bar? (Not safe for work)
source: artisjok.fasthost.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
A stamp from space costs $30,000
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Critics angered that Chinese pay less for Big Macs than Americans
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Will & Grace" actress busted for stealing -- The Smoking Gun is there
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Novelty items, from "Wipe Out Saddam" toilet paper to a talking Iraqi "Disinformation Minister" are for sale on the Web
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Buffalo kills caretaker at petting zoo
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Police chief's habit of hugging and kissing female officers ignites complaints. Perks of being police chief surrender
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some old dude)
 
Boobies
 
Playmates from the 60's (not safe for work)
source: ccfz.hu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Man uses dump truck as meth lab. Also has substantial outdoor video surveillance system on his trailer home
source: chattanoogan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Capital City Weekly)
 
 
 
Headline: Forest Service employees donate to Glory Hole
source: newspapers.mywebpal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Son testifies in court: "I saw Dad shoot Mom." Dad: "You are so grounded when we get home"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
He dodges bullets, flies helicopters and gets the girl. He's Africa's own James Bond
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
Fresh look at Saturn's moon Titan reveals icy bedrock
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is finally graduating college. Photoshop something for his mortarboard. Link goes to a good example
source: web.mit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Family has first girl birth in 200 years
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(wsmv.com)
 
 
 
19-year-old high school dropout arrested for posing as substitute teacher
source: wsmv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plumbers wanted in Antarctica. Plumber's crack optional
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldilocks acquitted of burglary charges. No, really
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Democrats have to move convention after realizing it was to be held in theater named after pro-slavery secessionist
source: drudgereport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(kctv.com)
 
 
 
Woman notices scary whackety-whack incident in car next to hers. Suspect drives a damn nice car
source: kctv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Morgan Webb now tops the biggest search term decline in one day at Yahoo
source: buzz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Drunken A's fan bites policeman's finger down to the bone. Sprint, Cingular sue for non-representation
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Older-than-dirt goldfish has his butt in a sling thanks to human friends
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum: The Full Interview
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(319)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chewbacca returns for Episode 3. Rogaine surrenders
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Elephant tramples poacher, leopard finishes the job. Dinner is served
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Reading Bible out loud on street corner: Tolerable. Reading Bible out loud on street corner butt-naked: Priceless
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Houston Rockets)
 
 
 
The final installment of the season of Yao Ming's online journal
source: nba.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Incontinent cat source of divorce. What a pisser
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Rutgers professors seek 44-percent pay raise. Also seek nightly visits from Tooth Fairy and declaration that Rutgers doesn't suck as much as Duke
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rush Limbaugh shakin' it
source: rushlimbaugh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 


Fri April 25, 2003
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Run over, shot and nearly frozen dog doing much better in Clearlake
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"Instant trees" help blot out your neighbors from hell
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whale given traditional funeral in Vietnam. Traditional funeral = barbeque
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reader's Digest to provide abridged version of its workforce
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
More pics by Carmen Electra of a nude model (not safe for work)
source: lameking.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(230)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Morpheus lawsuit. Says P2P networks no more responsible for illegal file swapping than a VCR manufacturer is for somebody playing a copyright-violating tape
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Dot-coms are making a comeback
source: msn.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum: "I am friends to all sexual deviants"
source: brokennewz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Girls Gone Wild" producer now faces 22 criminal charges including filming underage girls having sex
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Ugly art)
 
 
 
Farker is planning wedding, finds cake toppers are either boring or hideous. Can you design a better one? (Link goes to really fugly examples)
source: webglassart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PETA president wants to be barbecued and made into leather goods
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Howard Stern tells CBS President he's in for a nut kicking
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"The largest rate cut in the history of federal telephone regulation" turned into a four percent rate hike
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nude female models. Not safe for work
source: fineart.sk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(KMED.com)
 
 
 
Man claims throwing buckets of water on peace protesters is free speech
source: kmed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Researchers hope to fire bunker-buster bombs at the moon in an attempt to find water
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jim Morrison's parents sue the guys who claim they are The Doors
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The right of man with disgusting smelly feet to read in library makes it to Supreme Court
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Who's that girl? TechTV's Morgan Webb's star rises after Madonna site hack
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Pilots fired for removing uniforms in cockpit
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(WBAL)
 
NewsFlash
 
Second school shooting in two days, this time at U. of Maryland
source: thewbalchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Buying references from the Pope on the Internet won't keep you out of jail
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
God said, "Thou shalt not kill," unless, of course, rednecks are robbing your church
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Despite sales of $1 billion in the last quarter, Amazon.com still can't turn a profit
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Germans award Labour Minister with biggest drunk award
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against guy who barked at police dog -- and there's really a law saying you can't tease a police dog
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Fark credited for Morgan Webb's victory yesterday. Now she takes on Jeri Ryan, seriously dividing the nerd vote
source: krockradio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(376)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Final day: Vote for Bertha Clemmons to be a VIP guest at the Kentucky Derby. Drop back by later in the day and see your vote not being counted. This contest appears to be a sham
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(590)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Tina Yothers is all set to play Linda Lovelace
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
An illustrated guide to Norway's annual drunken teen orgy (sfw)
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Discovery of DNA turns 50 today
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Local TV station predicts it will be raining hair this afternoon in Louisville
source: wave3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Farker takes photo of roommate "sleeping with his privates outside of his boxer shorts." Posts photo on website. Friend tells victim: There's "something" you "might want to check out." Hilarity ensues. (Not safe for work)
source: personal.psu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Catdrchris and his biggest patient
source: atlantic.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One-pupil school suffers attendance problem when entire school cuts class to go to beach and listen to Aerosmith
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sinead O'Connor has "had it with being famous." Promises to build a time machine and travel back to a time when that might have been an issue
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
J-Lo is just Jenny from the Burbs
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(352)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man arrested while giving five calves a lift in his Toyota Camry
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brook Bradford: Braids and Boobies (not safe for work)
source: body-land.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Some Punctuation Nazi)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop what the "Submit a Link" engine does with punctuation at the end of article titles. Link goes somewhere mildly interesting
source: fireblind.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mint announces redesigned nickel
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Have too many rhinos in your backyard? Call these guys to move them them out for ya
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Idiots tattoo station's call letters across foreheads for $150,000. Then fail to show up to court for the lawsuit. Dixie Chicks show up naked in protest
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson has no plans to be the star of reality television show. Will continue to be double murderer
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(94)
 


Thu April 24, 2003
(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Cell phone thrown at ballplayer in Wrigley Field, barely raising an eyebrow
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(82)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart to remain on The Daily Show through 2004 Election
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(219)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Rejected Google holiday logos
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(168)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korean negotiators use odd tactics to keep nukes, including sawing legs off chairs and threatening to nuke Palo Alto
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(178)
 
(Casper Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Montana governor recommends Libertarians move to Idaho. Libertarians think Idaho may have too many Mormons and nobody wants to live in North Dakota
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(272)
 
(Athens News)
 
 
 
Ohio University bans using students as nude models after one guy spoils it for the rest of us
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(127)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Man tells police his crack dealer ran over him
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(43)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Accounting students given take-home exam so they could attend presentation from Enron whistleblower of questionable accounting... busted for cheating on take-home exam
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fish swim into nuclear power plant cooling system. Were trying to cause accident and increase worm reproduction
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(73)
 
(Charleston.net)
 
 
 
Farker Wakamole reviews a Cher concert, swears he's straight
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(67)
 
(Sun Spot)
 
 
 
Lobbyist who called Bill Clinton "a terrible example to our nation's young people" pleads guilty to having sex with our nation's young people
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(271)
 
(Pioneer Local)
 
 
 
Baseball game interrupted when hawk drops dead rabbit on player
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(65)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
New Zealand reaches four million population milestone today, 40 million counting the sheep
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(82)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
French toddlers break into neighbour's house. Scribbling ensues
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(66)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teflon, Gore-Tex, and other chemicals beginning to show up in human bodies
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(127)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man vomits up eight bags of heroin and argues that it can't be admitted as evidence
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(56)
 
(The Economist)
 
 
 
Tasty new predictions from the world's most accurate economic indicator... the Big Mac
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tariq Aziz, the Eight of Spades, surrenders to the U.S.
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(160)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tourist arrested for taking his pet chicken for a walk. Bad pun alert
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lebron says he will attend Duke. Ha ha just kidding he's going pro. Duke sucks
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(86)
 
(Guinness)
 
 
 
World Record for Spaghetti Nasal Ejection has gone unchallenged for over four years
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top U.S. State Department official: "What Gingrich says does not interest me. He is an idiot and you can publish that." Okay.
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(197)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
I'd take this Carrie to the prom (safe for work)
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(113)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission criminally charges pitcher who intentionally hit osprey with baseball
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(165)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Blue Man Group playing with their pipes
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(148)
 
(NEIC)
 
 
 
Earthquake prediction "science" for the SF Bay area
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(78)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Fleeing suspect unsuccessfully fakes a nap at hospital
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(31)
 
(Tennessean)
 
 
 
Crazy events at marathons, including shootout between naked man and police
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I can't really see what (albinos, unusual appendages, a bearded women, a rubber person) has to do with a plumbing exhibition."
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(58)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Vote for TechTV's Morgan Webb in this radio station contest
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(231)
 
(pe.com)
 
 
 
Cops arrest naked man claiming to be Jesus Christ, agree to put him up for the night. Whereabouts of brother Larry Christ unknown, last seen turning wine into urine
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(147)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dixie Chicks pose nude to answer critics
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(682)
 
(PeopleNews.com)
 
 
 
DiCaprio didn't know he was with hookers. Also, the pope is not Catholic
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(76)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
North Korea admits to having nukes. Talks near collapse. Cats and dogs living together
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(894)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Men haul ironing board up Mt. Everest to do ironing
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(41)
 
(KCTV.com)
 
 
 
When your blood alcohol content is .425, just tell your friends to drop you off at the hospital
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(163)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend likes to wear thongs, cusses like a sailor and pays for everything with dollar bills, she might be a stripper
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(257)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Attention stupid male teenagers: Tonight on the Screen Savers, learn how to build your own potato/frog/screwdriver cannon
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(73)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Box of bones may be remains of Jesus' brother, Larry Christ
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(426)
 
(PeopleNews)
 
 
 
Where's Bin Ladin? Just ask Naomi Campbell and her "intelligence sources"
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby serval kittens born at San Diego zoo (with pic)
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(131)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Site hosting Kentucky Derby voting runs article about "bogus polling"
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania student shoots principal, kills self
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(295)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Pitcher who beaned bird demoted; team to hold fundraiser for "Ozzy the Osprey"
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(65)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Really drunk man really good at throwing punches and javelins
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(48)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
If you're making $4500 a week pirating movies, you probably shouldn't keep a diary. Just in case the Feds raid your home
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(70)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Microsoft trying to buy Sega, hope to combine crappy with stupid for new synergy
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(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Weapons of Moderate Destruction
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(112)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scots present whisky, kilts to legless Muslim. Awkward silence ensues
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(43)
 
(India Times)
 
 
 
Your parents are having sex. Right now
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(113)
 
(scream real loud.com)
 
Boobies
 
Elkie: Both hot and cool (not safe for work)
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worms enjoying more sex thanks to nuclear accident
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Voice recognition software doesn't know what the hell people from northern England are saying
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(145)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scots losing taste for eating out. McHaggis files Chapter 11
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Voting saga of Cardina16's granny continues. Vote for her to go to the Kentucky Derby VIP style (instructions included)
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(237)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Note to footballers: If you feel the sack, you'll get the sack
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(61)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Cats only" apartment block set to open. Crazy old women raid pet shelters to stock up
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bears destroy hotel doors, eat floor. They just literally ate the floor
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(45)
 
(This is London)
 
 
 
Scotland Yard gets to the bottom of prosthetic penis
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Iraqi oil well firefighter shorts his own company's stock and makes $625,000
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bread mold is much more advanced than humans. Thirteen times as many DNA base pairs, and it never fights wars with other bread molds
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(106)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Man tries to kill rat in his house by tying a burning cloth to its tail. Hilarity and inferno ensue
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(118)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Next Wednesday (April 30) is National SpankOut Day. No, not that kind of spanking
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(135)
 


Wed April 23, 2003
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Theme: What else do Peeps do in the off-season? Link goes to inspiration
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(93)
 
(Growing Pains Fan Club)
 
 
 
Alan Thicke gets pucked in the mouth
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(109)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
After more than 100 years the 'stand-up bar' breaks tradition, gets stools
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(41)
 
(wthr.com)
 
 
 
Mario Andretti's end-over-end crash caught on tape by chopper (hit the 'Mario Andretti crashes at IMS' link)
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(144)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
La Guardia Airport workers steal 400,000 single-serving alcohol bottles. Pilots enraged, needed them for their coffee
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missing '91 pilot's initials found in Baghdad prison
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(127)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Andrew Carlssin, the inside trader stock broker who claimed to be from the future, has disappeared
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(64)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mario Andretti involved in spectacular crash at Indianapolis Speedway
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virus infections can turn things pretty colors, like plants and your genitals
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(50)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Eighty percent of 16-year-old boys have surfed for porn. Other 20 percent are lying
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(150)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Its nonsense, only old people believe it. I just came to see the girls"
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(55)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Fiesta San Antonio painting gets yanked for resembling hooker dolls. With pic
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(56)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal underpants. Step 3: Make profit. Step 2 must be "get busted"
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(171)
 
(My Winnipeg)
 
 
 
Chemistry 101: Mixing copper sulfate with Slurpees results in an attempted murder charge
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(94)
 
(Some One)
 
Boobies
 
Swedish babe Nina Ljungblad (not safe for work)
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(135)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Zoo animals scared of eight-foot painting of tiger
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(52)
 
(Hindu)
 
 
 
Sugar industry doesn't want you to know you could be thinner if you ate less sugar
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(85)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man eats lunch at Burger King every weekday for 27 years
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Affleck and J-Lo are remaking Casablanca. Photoshop posters for other movies they plan to remake. Link goes to original movie poster
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(143)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling to skip 90210 reunion, doesn't want to slow down her career juggernaut
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(91)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Topless, thong-clad mermaid says arrest violated her U.S. civil rights
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(66)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Cubs minor league pitcher faces possible jail time for hitting protected bird with baseball (with video, pic)
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(154)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Oldest American dies aged 113 after lifetime of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Hostess Twinkies
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"XXX," the new British show featuring on-stage sex acts straight from the Marquis de Sade
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
La-la-la-la-la-lawsuit
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(259)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Restaurant owners and patrons band together to help save Dick the Goldfish
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Man straps camcorder to RC car, chases dog around the house
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are some florida-like hanging-chad type irregularities going on here......
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(182)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Copy of complaint against Fox News Engineer
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(66)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"I don't think I bit the dog. I just got into a fight with him. I don't really remember (what happened). I was pretty drunk."
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(33)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Very strange looking "perpetual motion machine" (with pic). Compatable with '84 DeLorean
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(170)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
People won't get out of their car if you are brandishing an axe, so don't bother asking
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(47)
 
(Enterprise-Record)
 
 
 
Butte College student poses for nude photos for money, sues after they get put up on Internet for whole world to see her Butte
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(396)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mom says she didn't mean to stab teen son in the ass: "It was dark and I threw a couple of things in the room, not realizing I had picked up a knife," explains mom
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(54)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
New Orleans facing shortage of oyster shuckers despite $12-$15/hour wage and all you can eat
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(59)
 
(Some Idiot)
 
 
 
Noam Chomsky, Michael Moore, Salma Hayek and Drew Curtis star in "Stupidity" (trailer download, not safe for work)
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(254)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Another drunk-ass pilot pulled from plane right before takeoff
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(54)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Candy shop sells chocolate Jesus. Store worker upset: "You shouldn't eat Jesus". Catholic Church unavailable for comment
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(132)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fox News employee caught sneaking Iraqi art into U.S. Promptly blames Bill Clinton
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(148)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Whoo whoo whoo oogh oogh oogh oogh oogh oogh oogh oogh ooh ooh oooh oooh"
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(122)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
No fish and no sex means Keiko the Killer Whale won't leave home
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(37)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Cubs farm team pitcher uses protected bird for target practice during warmups
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Could Saddam use plastic surgery to escape capture? Video shows tranformation from Saddam to Wayne Newton
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(63)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston Marathon organizers apologize to start-area residents for 20,000 runners defecating in their backyards
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(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Motorist given parking ticket after workmen paint double yellow lines around his parked car
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(65)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man arrested while trying to hump cow
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(153)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Blue Oyster Cult, BlackHawk and Rick Derringer headline benefit concert for Great White concert victims. Victims' families still figuring out how to divide $27 for 99 families
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(155)
 
(STLtoday)
 
 
 
Chicago battling scourge of rabbits. Holy Handgrenade of Antioch being prepped
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Public schools are failing because they're full of rude asshat kids raised by lazy asshat parents
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(553)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
TV psychic John Edward wants to prove he's "not just that freak who claims to talk with dead people" by interviewing Jim Belushi
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(98)
 
(WorldOnline)
 
 
 
"Mr. Condom" to serve for term of six years. Hope he has very large reservoir tip
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(27)
 
(NBC 5)
 
 
 
Bush may not be on Alabama's 2004 ballot
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(331)
 
(KTRK)
 
 
 
The newest prison weapon: A sock full of dominoes
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh so keen to get the vote out that they put up posters in Scotland
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers at work: Today is Secretary's Day. Go get a $5 gift ASAP. (Link goes to generic description of Secretary's Day)
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(113)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stephen King said the four-foot chocolate bunny looked at him funny, so he bought it
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(60)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese masked wrestler turned politician was in porn, and is very well endowed, or else some guy with same mask is
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behold the power of Fark
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(55)
 
(Dailytrojan)
 
 
 
Hoodlums force man to pull bomb threat at work for money. Soon to be a straight-to-video feature starring Steven Baldwin
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
It's probably not the best time to be selling a soft drink called Sars in Taiwan
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(40)
 
(Some God)
 
 
 
Photoshop a religious-themed amusement park. Link goes to a real example
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(77)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
School classes held in auditorium after vandals glue classroom doors shut
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkette torn between majoring in physics and majoring in psychology. Help her decide which one is better (or wiser)
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(549)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Retro-tush: Vintage beefcake (Artistically not safe for work)
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(82)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
SARS virus mutates, attacks intestines as well as respiratory system
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(223)
 


Tue April 22, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Cliches unmasked. What Fark cliches do when they're not appearing in PS contests
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(177)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Drinking while driving as fast as you can still legal in Montana
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(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson gets reality show. Hollywood still out of ideas
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(134)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In high-speed race, cable beats DSL
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(241)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
USA's dentists can't make American's teeth any damn whiter
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(41)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
California is out of money. Asks Nevada for a loan. "I'm totally good for it," Golden State says
source: kfwb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(247)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Creed fans want money back. Thought singer was drunk but later realized that Creed sucks
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(679)
 
(Longview Daily News)
 
 
 
Easter egg hunt interrupted by cow fire
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farkers Shaftman3 and Brave_Sir_Robin at the beach
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(139)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Women find balding, middle-aged White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer a sexual icon
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(330)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Bank robber says red ink covering his hands didn't come from exploding dye packs, but from coloring Easter eggs
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Ohio lawmakers trying to trick voters into not having slot machines at race tracks by making them vote "no" when they mean "yes"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Skydiver and instructor survive 15,000 foot drop with broken chutes. Trades two broken legs for the story of a lifetime
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(The First State)
 
 
 
"Honey, before you go to bed, be sure to walk the 66 cats, 22 dogs, 22 birds, nine hamsters, three ferrets, four each of lizards, rabbits, rats and hybrid gerbils, eight chinchillas, one turtle and a couple of fish."
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Alabama lineman will skip the photo shoot for the Playboy preseason All-American team because God told him to
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(334)
 
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
High school gives students shot glasses, beer mugs at prom
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
PETA offers Hamburg, NY $15,000 to change its name to Veggieburg. Town declines. ''With all due respect, I think it's a delicacy in our community''
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Obviously doing research, U. Penn Library Director has 2,000 illicit kiddie porn images on computer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White powder found at mail-processing center in Washington found to be white powder. Media not wanting actual confirmation
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Carl Lewis gets the gold medal in drunk driving
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NewsFlash
 
White powder found at mail-processing center in Washington. Early tests positive for biotoxin. Media not waiting for actual confirmation
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(WFTV.com)
 
 
 
Police seeking unarmed, but potentially dangerous, monkey; described as small, dark and hairy
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protestor wielding a sign
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York City has highest quality of life in U.S.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish soccer player apologizes for sticking his hand down his pants after scoring a goal
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Police follow man for several miles before discovering he's passed out at the wheel
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(57)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Paper trail of MP George Galloway found at Iraqi intelligence headquarters
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(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
The location for Fark Party Texas has changed
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Boobies
 
Rare Marilyn Monroe nude photos (not safe for work)
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Study: Very old and very drunk pedestrians most likely to be killed by vehicles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steinbrenner celebrates Yankees best start ever by feuding with his manager
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Theme: Famous or otherwise hot models as She-Hulk. Link goes to huge Fark-sponsored convention in Lexington KY, June 13-14. Meet Wil, Brooks and the Brothers Chap in person
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(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Important changes for members of the Fark Party Alerts Yahoo Group
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New trailer for Hulk movie. Lou Ferrigno looks amazing
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Soft, flirtatious quasi-lesbian pop stars t.A.T.u. in Maxim (SFW)
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Fifteen new pages of "Nintendo: The good, the bad and the ugly"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Catherine Zeta-Jones has baby girl, Fb- is the father
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(India Times)
 
 
 
Man has surgery so he can look more like Michael Jackson
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Drowning woman attacks rescuer. Alligators join in the fun. All survive the six shots fired at them by police
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(The Minnesota Daily)
 
 
 
University of Minnesota columnists engage in sex-toy editorial
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Intoxicated male attempts to masticate canine
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(84)
 
(KnoxStudio)
 
 
 
Confused half-naked man found with ink scribblings on his forehead had been drinking
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Madonna's website hacked in response to her bid to frustrate "illegal" downloads of her new album tracks
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(264)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana lawmakers: Expensive steak dinners and gifts do not influence our vote
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's Czech friend Mirka and her aerobics class
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Evel Knievel, who has jumped his motorcycle over cars and canyons, is about to tackle his greatest challenge -- turning his life into a rock opera
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Supermarket promotion will feature man hanging from hooks through his flesh and 500 nude shoppers riding escalator
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The history of the Bengals screwing up their always high draft picks. Witness it Saturday
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(Sunspot.net)
 
 
 
Tiny frogs, possibly from hell, taking over Hawaii
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UGA frat brothers let teen with massive head trauma "sleep it off"
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(221)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Sheep dog that could not herd sheep now herds senior citizens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jazz great Nina Simone dies
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(110)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Armed robbers attempt to hold up deli where police are investigating another armed robbery
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(48)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
First frogs, now screwdrivers. Boy injured in potato gun incident
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(132)
 
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The lovely Manuela Arcuri. Not safe for work
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(143)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Make your Nokia cell phone a vibrator
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(112)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"This is your pilot speaking. We'll shortly be landing on a cow"
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(71)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Scott Peterson charged with murder
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(434)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Nikola Tesla was a very strange person
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(148)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"I want a well-paid job. I have no imagination, I am anti-social, uncreative and untalented." With these words, woman seeking employment flooded with offers
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(135)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Mike Piazza confesses to a priest everytime he has sex
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(122)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
No need to wait for a piece to fall on your head -- you now have a chance to buy piece of Yankee Stadium
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"What's a better time than now to do a movie about a bunch of marines teaching little girls ballet?"
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Emil Vicale's business really began to surge when he put Osama bin Laden in a pink dress"
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(28)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Nine out of 10 office workers will give away their passwords for a cheap pen
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(134)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to get away with a crime: Interrupt Miranda warning and confess
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(103)
 
(Newsfilter)
 
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Katie Price. Not safe for work
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(110)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ancient village located in Illinois; inhabitants may have witnessed Cubs' last Series win
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(66)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
What exactly is "the real-life home of SpongeBob Squarepants"?
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(105)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New StrongBad e-mail
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(140)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Schoolgirls reacting to what?
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(126)
 
(charleston.net)
 
 
 
Journalist who unintentionally delivered prank quote from one "Heywood Jablome" talks about his new life as the butt of a third-grade joke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this Korean soldier is hiding
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(74)
 
(Locus Online)
 
 
 
Nebula awards for science fiction announced. Read any of them?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who rushed field to attack umpire had drinken 1.5 gallons of beer (drinken -- I like that [Admin])
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