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Sun April 13, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bouncer killed in NYC for enforcing the new smoking ban
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(281)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Google allows cops to look for criminals and donuts without leaving their chairs
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely Disney animated movie sequels. Link goes to the Jungle Book II
source: disney.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ricin found in Paris turns out to be wheat germ. After this and La Guardia Airport's Cream of Wheat incident, Homeland Security considering banning wheat altogether
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(62)
 
(The Sylva Herald)
 
 
 
Woman hopes to become three-time Cow Chip Tossing champion. No one willing to shake hands with her if she wins
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(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Arcata of police log fame becomes first U.S. city to penalize officials who cooperate with Patriot Act
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(346)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. has Saddam's DNA, presumably from Peter Arnett's blue dress
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYC makes cell phones illegal to use in movies
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(189)
 
(WorldOnline)
 
 
 
Inmates use urine to weaken prison wall and escape. "They must have coordinated their move"
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(31)
 
(Some Hoser)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mike Weir wins Masters. Augusta apparently forgot to ban Canadians as well
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(155)
 
(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Chimp learns how to use vending machine, has met sole requisite for Japanese citizenship
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(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman with bachelor's degree in psychology able to talk to horses. Your dog wants steak
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker just received this beat-up package in the mail. Photoshop what happened to it
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(113)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple Computers in talks to buy Universal Music Group. New albums would cost twice as much, be incompatible with existing CD players, and lag behind the competition by months in coming to market
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(421)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Brooks interviews Drew live at 4:20pm PT today on first-ever SbB Radio Show -- interview archived if you miss it
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(57)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Boy sticks hand in monkey cage to offer food. Monkey bites off two fingers. Surgery ensues
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(83)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones worried new film may reopen investigation into death of Brian Jones
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(36)
 
(NYTIMES (FR-NOT-R))
 
 
 
Texas to battle non-native plant by introducing 400-pound carp, wave after wave of deadly pit vipers
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(44)
 
(post-gazette)
 
 
 
Scientists discover monkeys are smarter than we previously thought. Monkeys reward scientists for their discovery with free banana
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(26)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Chimp who played Cheeta in original Tarzan movies now 71, crowned oldest chimp in the world
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hot cross buns not banned in schools. Seems the newspaper made it up, issues apology. Sorry... hey look over there.
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(22)
 
(nynewsday.com)
 
 
 
Police are looking for the nervous bank robber who left behind his leather coat and cell phone
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
CIA's Radio Tikrit plays anti-Saddam rap to the tune of "Gangsta's Paradise" (audio link top right)
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Download episodes of famed children's TV series, "You Can't Do That on Television"
source: barthsburgery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(248)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Shoplifter stealing $5 item causes $1,000 in damage-resisting arrest
source: greenvilleonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
James Bond turns 50 today
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man gropes policewoman, bumps into riot squad trying to run away
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop road signs that marines saw on their way to Baghdad
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Six U.S. POWs found alive in Iraq
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(420)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Farkette sick of sober boyfriend shoving sobriety down her throat -- suggestions to make him stop
source: villagehatshop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(345)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers now on target for 153-9 finish. Kansas City has best record in baseball. Nostradamus explodes
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man talks way into Guinness record with 36-hour speech
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
U.S. says flag incident was a "coincidence"
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(Some Washing Machine)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farkette Jisae in her pre-obsessive-compulsive days
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(64)
 
(Some freak)
 
 
 
Saturday Night "I have no idea whats going on" link
source: deadbicycle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 


Sat April 12, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jubilant San Francisco crowd dismantles statue of Bush
source: sf.indymedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(537)
 
(Barney Gumble)
 
 
 
Teens that can't buy beer rally for higher beer tax
source: news.statesmanjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota repeats as NCAA Hockey champs
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do geeks do in their spare time? Build giant Pac-Man boards on the floor
source: skall.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Woman mistakes gas pedal for brake. Being 83 had nothing to do with it
source: news.statesmanjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Saddam's shagadelic love grotto found
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unreleased tapes of Saddam acting "alive"
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trap-happy pot growers targeted. In other news, Ackbar has fled the Rebel Fleet
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian engineers used to design unimaginable arms. Zack Parsons surrenders
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Woman writes guide to calling off wedding
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Website allows people to print out barcodes to slap on their favorite merchandise and get reduced prices
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man looking for his friends finds them on video monitor having sex
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(50)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Lazer Blazers -- holographic stickers shaped like He-Man and Optimus...
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Take me out to the ballpark, take me out to the game, buy me some peanuts and grilled salmon sandwiches
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(NewsAdvance.com)
 
 
 
It's dumb enough to download kiddie porn. It's even dumber to do it using the computers at Jerry Falwell's university
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(159)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Cold War secrets revealed
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In honour of one of the best times of the year, here's some info on Lord Stanley's Cup
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(170)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Three (with pic)
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(102)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Atheist who sought to pray in City Council meetings for deliverance "from weak and stupid politicians" gets the blessing of the Utah Supreme Court
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Ladies of Star Trek -- The original 60's series
source: sixtiescity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Brazil Tourism)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop what life would be like in the "land of opposites." Link goes to Brazil home page, where, according to Homer Simpson, "hot snow falls up"
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Calling for an end to offensive body language sparks piles of hate mail
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You've got to be a selfish bastard to go off and do these things anyway," says explorer who trudged North Pole with broken ankle
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(24)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Brazilian surfer rides 12-foot wave that flows upstream once a year on the Amazon
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blaenau Ffestiniog has besenji dogs from Aberystwyth to attract people to their wacky show. That should work
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(30)
 
(Inca Two Step)
 
 
 
Carbon fiber toilet seat may actually stand up to Taco Bell
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Design some new Easter mechandise
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(171)
 
(Long Beach Press Telegram)
 
 
 
California man finds "metal pineapples," picks them up, realizes they are grenades. Hilarity ensues
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(56)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
NASA plans visit to Pluto, may some day visit Donald Duck and Mickey
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Impact Press)
 
 
 
Forget cigarettes. It's time for a class-action suit against the U.S. Army
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(184)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tony Blair takes time-out from war to record lines for Simpsons episode
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(93)
 


Fri April 11, 2003
(abs-cbn news)
 
 
 
Looters try to open Basra bank vault with rocket-propelled grenade, incinerate contents
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(119)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Prostitution price war being waged by housewives
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Al Roker vs. The Iron Chef. Roker disqualified after inhaling BBQ before the judges could determine the winner
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(65)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tomahawk wielding grandmother attacks neighbor in fit of rage
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(icnewcastle.com)
 
 
 
Creators of "Comical Ali" website announce shutdown after being flooded with visitors. In other news, Andy Warhol prepares statement
source: icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Irish coffee injections prevent brain damage in stroke victims. Study could expand to include beer funnels
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Boobies)
 
Boobies
 
The motherlode of Playboy pics. Not safe for work
source: daneschmidt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(sexyjill.com)
 
Boobies
 
The hotness that is Jill Scott (sfw)
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(82)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man who went to all you can eat cocaine-filled condom buffet dies on flight to South Korea
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The battle for American science: Creationists, pro-lifers and conservatives are seriously threatening abortion, bioethics and the teaching of evolution in school
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(596)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What are some of the most overrated albums of all-time?
source: jaguaro.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(513)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
It's not that Hollywood is out of ideas, it's that everyone in Hollywood has the same ideas. Here's how they got them
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(63)
 
(Some Rolla Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this, the world's largest outdoor bathroom sign
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(127)
 
(WOKR)
 
 
 
WOKR falls for Weekly World News' time traveller story
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(87)
 
(Thomas.gov)
 
 
 
House resolution to repeal the 22nd Amendment (President limited to two consecutive terms)
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(348)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's distinguished military record
source: ashbrook.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(292)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yo yo, Snoop D O Dbl G shot at but he 'aight....I wonder'n where da f*ck's Suge Knight ?
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN President withheld news about brutaility in Iraq over the years because of danger to their reporters in Baghdad
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(246)
 
(mcall.com)
 
 
 
Man has friend shoot him in leg to fake car-jacking
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(36)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Anagramafied Movies
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(86)
 
(megastar.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ex-Baywatch babe Tracy Bingham hopes "Running of the Naked Women" will replace Running of the Bulls in Pamplona
source: megastar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1950's Scientology humor
source: aberree.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Blues Traveler John Popper popped by Texas cops for blowing something other than his harmonica
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Postal carrier ordered to leave his dog at home
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Letterman)
 
 
 
Top 10 things Iraq's Information Minister has to say about the war
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(78)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Russia to put six cosmonauts in close, solitary confinement for 17 months, to simulate a trip to Mars and back. Anyone who doesn't pull their weight gets voted off the spaceship
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Letter "Y" shortage grips England
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge reprimanded for using push-button prop that sounds like flushing toilet
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Fireworks factory explodes. Police still investigating cause of explosion
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun dishes the dirt on the cop who fixed stripper's traffic record in return for lap dances
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Does your laptop keep burning your penis? Your prayers have been answered
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Family has to get rid of pet shark because the three-year-old eating machine is too big and predatory for the living room
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(milive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan elementary kids take field trip to France, come back brainwashed
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Police officer fakes stripper's traffic records for free nude lap dances
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Music industry sales haven't slumped, they've just shifted to independent labels
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Republican blocks criminalization of public up-skirt photography
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(229)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. military gives new meaning to the term "marked deck" with Notorious Cards. Collect all 55
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(CubeDoor)
 
 
 
(Link fixed) Photoshop an ad for CubeDoor. Ad should be 300x125 or 125x125. Five best entries will receive free CubeDoor. Bonus points for making themed button/banner combos
source: cubedoor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you are going to run a brothel in Germany, remember to itemize customer receipts in order to ensure payment
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Study shows 33 percent of people too incompetent to get a job, 20 percent too arrogant, the other 47 percent spend all day on Fark
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Cloning of rhesus monkeys proves difficult. How do you eat your Rhesus?
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Family in Humpty Doo have pet buffalo. Surprisingly long article
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Yoko Ono: America's newest dance diva
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(enquirer.com)
 
 
 
Inscriptions on poorly-made bricks start to fade shortly after opening of Cincinnati's new ballpark, just like team's pennant hopes after a 3-6 start.
source: reds.enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
USS Cole is back in action. So are ten suspects in its bombing
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Using car batteries and electrodes not the best way to catch fish
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
In Japan, loose socks on schoolgirls may be trendy, but "mugging foreigners is the wave of the future"
source: japantoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
George W. Bush's distinguished military record
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(880)
 
(MaineToday)
 
 
 
The brains in Maine go mainly down the drain
source: centralmaine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Reno Gazette)
 
 
 
Reno residents have a ball at the 12th Annual Testicle Festival
source: rgj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. infantry troops make less per hour than Burger King burger flippers
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(327)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Oriole dodging the ol' low-and-inside
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans say "no war with Iran, Korea or Syria." Other third controls foreign policy
source: gallup.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(236)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mosul surrenders. Free office furniture ensues
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
High school students forces classmates to pose nude. Makes them wear pig mask, and carry trombone. Fb- was nowhere near the place
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(National Lampoon)
 
 
 
How to drive fast on drugs while getting your wing-wang squeezed (not safe for work)
source: nationallampoon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Casual cursing is rampant in society, farking study says
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(229)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Football superstar Beckham booted from future Simpsons episode because he's not famous enough
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man becomes doctor at age 22. Doogie Howser surrenders
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 


Thu April 10, 2003
(Some One)
 
Boobies
 
Hot women, little clothing. Not safe for work.
source: melisaann.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FSU student pulls a Greg Louganis off seven story building
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Muskrat shortage cuts into diet of South Jersey residents
source: njo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Modbee)
 
 
 
WB to air $1 billion prize TV special. Winner to be decided by a monkey
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Puppy swallows six-inch knife, doo-dah, doo-dah, London vet then saves its life, oh the doo-dah-day
source: dailytelegraph.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unlikely trading cards
source: bullymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Arena Football League forces Orlando Predators to take down billboards featuring scantily dressed female football player with butt arched in air (with pics)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
(Scared) Farker has agreed to get vasectomy at wife's insistence. Please share your experiences before he changes his mind
source: beavercleaver.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(427)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Many citizens believe Saddam has mystical powers. Jedi Mind-Trick not one of them
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
James Cameron has developed a new type of 3-D movie camera. Broadcast sports, pay-per-view ... think of the possibilities. *cough, cough* Porno. *cough*
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man leaps in front of bullet train. Survives in 11.8 inch gap
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
If caught burglarizing a fire station, "I was looking for a coloring book" is not a good excuse
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Powell says U.S. does not have list of nations it plans to attack, will use dart board map method
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(465)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists compile most accurate survey of belly-button lint in history. Still no cure for cancer
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(45)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Iraq liberated from oppressive statue regime
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(29)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Certain he would win, man writes $181,012 in bad checks for lottery tickets
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(59)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iraqi minister becomes Internet star
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(139)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sony patents "Shock and Awe"
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(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
The city of Kirkuk occupied by Kurdish militias after its Iraqi garrison abandons it
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(249)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Soccer game interrupted for 20 minutes by loose pig. Detroit fans scoff, throw octopus instead
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(36)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart sued over toy gun sales. Real guns still OK
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(103)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Aspen man busted for showing off his ski pole. The Smoking Gun is there (with mug shot)
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(96)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iraqis show their love for Anti-War nations
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(227)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France's Chirac hails Saddam's fall. In other news, France says, "This is as close as we get to kissing American butt"
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(211)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Egyptian octogenarian insists he's fit enough to join Iraqi forces
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The Germans may have lost two world wars, but they know how to use two lanes"
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(124)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bush, Blair broadcast message of peace for people who have no electricity
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(83)
 
(peninsula clarion)
 
 
 
Alaska radio station broadcasting all whale sounds all the time
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(54)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Neither stun guns nor sliding glass doors nor wooden fences keep drug-crazed man from his appointed shenanigans
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(64)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Sherrif's race gets ugly. Phone sex and cow gynecologists somehow involved
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(37)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Doctor skips insurance-rate protest to care for wife injured in surgery accident
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(47)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop these blooming idiots
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(113)
 
(Omaha)
 
 
 
What's black and blue and goes "ding dong"?
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. encounters resistance as battered Saddam statue withstands blast
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(81)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Serial car thief with string of convictions banned from every car park in England
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(19)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
7-11 brand beer. Yum
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(115)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Possible underground nuclear facility found in Iraq. Baghdad Bob says it was for cooking baked potatoes
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(371)
 
(Limmy.com)
 
 
 
The swearing xylophone
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(69)
 
(via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
High school coach asks 14-year-old girl to smoke pot topless, and to "dress up in a French maid outfit and clean his house"
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(339)
 
(Via Caught With Weed.com)
 
 
 
Canada opens first "Pot Smoking Optional" cafe. Confused U.S. stoners seen massing on Mexican border
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(118)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man convicted for using his pick-up truck as an "instrument of death" against neighbor who egged his house
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(42)
 
(adage.com)
 
Video
 
The Gateway ad CBS refused to broadcast, and other upsetting commercials of note
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(106)
 
(State Journal)
 
 
 
Forty-seven-year-old Luis Munoz says his attractive wife, Vicky, "takes great pleasure" in shooting him out of a huge cannon twice a day
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(51)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Knife-throwing stunt goes wrong on live TV. Hilarity ensues
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(125)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
School spends 20,000 on consultants to decide on naming themselves either Bradford University, University of Bradford or The University of Bradford
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(81)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Girl screws up dying her hair, claims assailant assaulted her with dye
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(81)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Website tempts clergy online with promise of "Heavenly Wood"
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(51)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A comparison of national styles in pulling down statues
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(193)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Jaguars could be extinct "in the blink of an eye," and not just because they spend so much time in the shop with transmission problems
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(70)
 
(GlassHouse Graphics)
 
 
 
Jade Warriors!
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(68)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man comes home to find two strangers on his couch eating fried chicken. Hilarity ensues
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dog with hind limb paralysis
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(128)
 
(NBC 13)
 
 
 
Dress-wearing, colostomy-toting male fugitive tops FBI Most Wanted list
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(35)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian man with SARS ignores state quarantine order, arrives at work to infect 197 co-workers
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sign your pooch up for Dog Scouts now. Merit badges include pooping on your neighbor's lawn, tinkling on fire hydrants and rescuing Timmy from the well
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(41)
 
(Edinburgh News)
 
 
 
Freakish nude paintings frighten away would-be store thieves (with pic)
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(70)
 
(Redlands Daily Facts)
 
 
 
Mysterious naked avenger rings doorbells and runs
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The war in Iraq by the numbers
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(1023)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Iraqi information chief who denied the U.S. had invaded Baghdad is missing. "Not so," claims chief, who was unavailable for comment, but denied it
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(135)
 


Wed April 09, 2003
(TechTV)
 
 
 
The newest Screensaver. Congrats Megan!
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(125)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arab news services shocked at Iraq war result
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(701)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
National Pothole Alert level is in the red
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(60)
 
(Ooga Booga)
 
 
 
Photoshop these babies busting out the kung-fu
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(99)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian police looking for four nuns who plowed into another car and fled the scene
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(53)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob bank with finger-in-the-coat-pocket trick, hilarity ensues
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stuffed carcass of Dolly the Sheep now a tourist attraction
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(24)
 
(Tribnet)
 
 
 
Thai ice cream is 40 percent fish. "It tastes good"
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stealth Tank Wars has been updated
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(39)
 
(Rome Braves)
 
 
 
The Rome Braves (Class A league baseball) would like a server test. Click here to listen to tonight's game
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(143)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
H.S. athletic director arrested for giving student "violent wedgies" that caused bruising
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(138)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
After declaring bankruptcy and firing thousands of employees, Kmart Corp is STILL handing out million-dollar bonuses
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(122)
 
(WWDN)
 
 
 
Wil's site voted best celebrity weblog. Wil attributes it to the power of cheese
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(148)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rodney Dangerfield undergoes "brain bypass" surgery
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(109)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"A fully naked man has run into our place." Teacher arrested
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(34)
 
(clarion-ledger)
 
 
 
Employees at a Krystal restaurant arrested for selling crack cocaine and little rubbery square burgers over the counter
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TV ads question patriotism of companies moving offshore to avoid paying taxes. Drew rethinks Cayman relocation
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(260)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If your home is burglarized, don't walk through with police officers to determine what's missing if you've been hoarding child porn
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(86)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop these five high school students
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Strait has 50 No. 1 country hits, only 47 about divorcing wife getting pick-up and dog
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Palo Alto, California bans smirking. Stanford U. Farkers forced to smirk in private
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Carmen Electra photographs Adriana Lima (not safe for work)
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(211)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hong Kong tourist board pulls "Hong Kong will take your breath away" ad campaign
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(46)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing involving schoolgirl prostitution, bodily fluids or masturbation happened in Japan today
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(63)
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Small printing company sues McDonald's
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Starsky and Hutch the Movie, featuring Snoop Dogg as Huggy Bear
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hedgehog collection starts in Scotland; Sonic surrenders
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(45)
 
(WorldOnline)
 
 
 
Haiti recognizes Voodoo as religion. Eight million citizens and three million zombies can't be wrong
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do not settle grudge by throwing 40 plastic bags filled with dog feces
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cops should probably not make women strip for traffic violations
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrating, looting in streets of Baghdad. Apparently not related to national basketball championship
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(1562)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" finally coming to DVD
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(143)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fellow floods floors flushing fake fifties
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(23)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Mike's off taking the pet fish for a walk
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(37)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soldier from the 3rd Infantry Division pretending to be a flying squirrel. Wheeeeee
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(100)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunken wild elephants precipitate pregnancy crisis when women run up trees to give birth
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(20)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Ban on UK "designer babies" reversed
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(159)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Volunteer firemen demonstrate their skill by burning down their chief's home
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass cloned calf born at Iowa biotech firm (w/pic)
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(78)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
USA Interactive chairman Barry Diller in favor of restrictions on market power of media companies, calls the Big Four networks an oligopoly. In other news, USA Interactive owns Ticketmaster
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea surprises many by hunkering down
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(98)
 
(stltoday.com)
 
 
 
Plane crash: Toledo. Plane crash: St. Louis. Same plane type, same day. Adjust tin-foil hats, please
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(65)
 


Tue April 08, 2003
(ABC)
 
 
 
Los Angeles may rename "South Central." Voting enabled for suggestions
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(288)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Privacy campaigner offering tours so you can yell at New York surveillance cameras
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely McDonaldland characters. Link goes to Grimace impersonator
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(84)
 
(RUSH)
 
 
 
Man angrily calls CBS to find out why they are not reporting that the Baghdad Brigade has conquered Yankee Stadium after Rush Limbaugh satirized the Iraqi Info Minister
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(262)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robber is told bank ran out of money, tellers laugh at him, he leaves empty-handed
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(41)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Sex offenders overwhelmingly vote Democrat. Flame likeliness rating of this forum thread will be "Burninator"
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(398)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Egyptologist and baseball fanatic makes connection between Pharaohs and fly balls after viewing hieroglyphics
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't show up for work at City Hall without your I.D., even if your picture is hanging on the wall
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(68)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Fire caused by "careless use of smoking materials by a bird"
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(25)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Even Alan Greenspan agrees the sky is falling
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Snootchie bootchies: "Jay and Silent Bob" actor Jason Mewes will be the subject of HBO documentary
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(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elephant on rescue mission unlatches gate to save South African antelopes
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(55)
 
(via ObscureStore)
 
 
 
U.S. soldiers put hands down pants before shaking with Geraldo Rivera
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(112)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith may soon go from being a scale buster to a chartbuster
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do not anger a litigious bungee jumper
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(21)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New research shows that earth was warmer in the Middle Ages
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(179)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania proposing a "Tax Me More" initiative, hoping citizens will voluntarily pay more "because they care"
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
23 states have considered plans to boost beer taxes
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
More pictures of the new Terminator babe (SFW)
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(180)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Japanese man makes first freeway journey memorable by driving wrong way
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(43)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Superintendent takes junior-high students to Hooters. "We did it for the right reasons," he says
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The downside (of wasps) is that they live for just a couple of months, and dogs have a personality. Wasps don't have that."
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(41)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Attorney fired for streaking wants his job back
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What would you do with a life-sized remote-controlled robot?
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(123)
 
(Sydney Herald)
 
 
 
Prostitution school opens in Amsterdam. Bow Chicka Bow Bow 101
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(113)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Inspiration for "Babar the Elephant" dead at 99
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Darryl Strawberry released from prison, cocaine dealers upgraded to orange alert status
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(70)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
McDonald's under the impression they are back on track: "We took our eyes off our fries," CEO admits
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(138)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nanotech battle suits for soldiers
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(107)
 
(zawya.com)
 
 
 
Egyptian ambassador: "Iraq has now already achieved victory -- apart from some technicalities." Technicalities include defeated army, having American tanks roaming free in Baghdad
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(826)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
SARS may be spread by cockroaches
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(74)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Homestar Short: What's in the bag? Someone get a drink
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(293)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman lies to police, saying that she had been slashed by knife-wielding woman on bicycle, to "draw the attention of her partner" away from computer games
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York barfly draws cartoons on the back of business cards, turns it into seriously funny art
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(171)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Heinz now offering blue ketchup for those of you unable to choose between the red, green and purple
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Dishwasherrat just melted a huge hole in his living room carpet. What should he tell his landlord? Link goes to lookalike crop circle
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(155)
 
(eBay)
 
Weeners
 
Fine Art from Butterfield's means naked guy chasing a goose (sorta not safe for work)
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop unlikely weapons of mass destruction. Link goes to actual examples. Difficulty: Moderate
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(87)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents sue after boy dies doing his best impression of Boba Fett getting swallowed by the Sarlacc Pit
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Latest tests show Iraqi chemicals were weapons of mass greenfly destruction
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(244)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Greenpeace protesters stop Australian warship leaving for the Gulf
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(322)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Neighbor shot dead in trailer park after public masturbation incident
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(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meadowlark Lemon of Harlem Globetrotters elected to Basketball Hall of Fame
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(78)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Expert says the bathroom is your best anger management tool
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(161)
 


Mon April 07, 2003
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Syracuse is your NCAA Men's Basketball Champions
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(260)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apartment tenant stunned when government demands bank statements from her teddy bear
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(60)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police target Ferrari club for removing front plate to improve aerodynamics. $200,000 car owners annoyed
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(117)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these circus performers practicing
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(107)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Saddam & Sons may be dead, bunker busted. Or, the media is jumping the gun again. 50/50 odds
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(1090)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' restaurant filed for bankruptcy and owes $400,000 to creditors
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(105)
 
(CBS MarketWatch)
 
 
 
CBS MarketWatch likes what Farkers say about Yahoo/Google
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(141)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Six games into the season, the Detroit Tigers have had a runner on third base one time
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(135)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Bee truck overturns, spills thousands of bees; swarms keep rescue workers away from victim (with pic)
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(131)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
New Vegas casino to take on lucrative strip clubs
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(85)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Americans want Bill Gates to do their taxes. Also want him to turn auto-numbering off in Word
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(92)
 
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Ministry that set out to "renew America one child at a time" by paying young people $10 each to memorize and recite the Ten Commandments has run out of money
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Photoshop your own surgical mask. Link goes to some fashionable suggestions
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Two words that should strike fear in the hearts of Farkers up north: Canadian Idol
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. officials now trying to kill buzz about "WMD site" that actually only contained pesticides
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Earth soon to be planet of the no apes
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Bank exec grins for magazine photo shoot while customer in background robs the place
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Found: Missiles equiped with sarin and mustard gas in Iraq
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Help Farker Chillblove come up with good dares for his friends as they attend their graduation formal (link goes to Office Dares)
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Chemical Ali follows "Kate 'n Allie" to hell
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If you want a happy marriage, don't complain about farting
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Theme: Famous album covers gone wrong
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Marine noodle caper strains one
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The cream of the Wicked Weasel crop (mostly SFW)
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The pope gets hip with the kids, installs hydraulics at the altar
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Periodic table of elements in a man's life. Fark suspiciously left out
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Professor likens technological attack on Iraq to "shooting a dead rat with a shotgun"
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Poor showing by Scottish football team blamed on team anthem
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Duck lives after being shot completely through body with 29-inch arrow (with pics, video)
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Bridge injures five in four seperate incidents in one day. Two plus two is still four
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Spammer sues anti-spammer for flooding him with unwanted email
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Ever wanted to wear a Pickle Hat? Here's your chance
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One out of every 142 U.S. residents is in jail
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To beat Google, starting today Yahoo will be more like Google
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Looks like the battle of Baghdad has started. "The other day was just an incursion. This is for real," says military spokesperson
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Magistrate fearing SARS marries couple outside, upwind
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Airline security tosses confiscated pepper spray into wastebasket. Hilarity ensues
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