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Sun April 06, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mexican food helps speed baby's delivery
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Bed and breakfast offers night's rest, breakfast for two and a completed Form 1040 by certified public accountant
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man making beer since 18 turns hobby into career
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
THE DEVIL WEARS NADA: Prankster Erects Nude And Erect Satan Statue In The Middle Of Vancouver. Mmm... Deviled Eggs.
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Rio de Janeiro's Carnival partygoer
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(92)
 
(Japantoday.com)
 
 
 
Why do Japanese people make the V sign with their fingers when they pose for a photo?
source: japantoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Brothels begin offering special discount rates for college students
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(83)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Rugby player moons motorist in middle of highway, sustains pelvic and hip injuries
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Every book published by female authors in last 10 years has included at least one page devoted to chafed nipples
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(stltoday.com)
 
 
 
$10.1 billion judgment against Phillip Morris works out to $13,100 per hour for legal team
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
List of some of the oddest town names across the country
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(265)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
John Travolta turned down the lead in Chicago three times. Felt film was not gonna do anything
source: jam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Foolish fisherman feasts on deadly Fugu fish. Death is served
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Customwire)
 
 
 
World War II "Candy Bomber" wants to fly over Baghdad
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Company warns of fire hazard from beef label. Mmmmm... beef label...
source: wmtw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Wallaby-lover)
 
 
 
Wallaby on the lam in rural North Carolina. Run, Quigley, run
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(47)
 
(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Women spends 10 years on kidney transplant list, gets sick of waiting, takes out ad in newspaper
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former college hoops star now a nun
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Tenderfoot)
 
 
 
Photoshop your favourite Boy Scout merit badge that would never get made. Link goes to a site with all the current badges to use as examples (you'll hafta scroll down the page a bit)
source: usscouts.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parent encounters teens running amok in neighborhood, fires off letter of righteous indignation
source: thebramptonguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Behold the power of cow hearts: Coming soon to a heart transplant patient near you
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(48)
 
(allAfrica.com)
 
 
 
Clergy, condoms: A test of headline writing skills
source: allafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Teach your four-year-old to smoke
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
What women know from analyzing men's socks
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
When you're eating your last meal, you're not worried about the cholesterol count
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Bert the Camel now an official L.A. Sheriff's deputy
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
David Bloom, NBC reporter, dies in Baghdad of a non-combat related pulmonary embolism at the age of 39
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop products inspired by the war. Link goes to example
source: seancorcoran.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WHO investigates SARS in PROC, hope to find cure PDQ
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Wicked Weasel)
 
Boobies
 
Cat poses in her bikini, kittens prepare to meet their demise. Not safe for work
source: wickedweasel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(reporter.net)
 
 
 
Ice-cream parlor catches fire; 27 flavors recovered, four missing
source: reporter.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner, wife arrested for training apprentice chef with frying pan
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Internet toilet roll browser (with pics)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
International Order of Old Bastards has one million members
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
14-year-old arrested for arson. Excuse: "I was tired of being a good boy"
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(spine.cx)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker Chick3_16 displaying the latest in Fark merchandise
source: spine.cx   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 


Sat April 05, 2003
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Syracuse to take on Kansas. Duke sucks
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Judge says parents did not kill JonBenet Ramsey
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
United Airlines raises price of Budweiser on domestic flights to $5
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr. going for 4th straight win at Talladega Sunday
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Men arrested for trying to smuggle human bones into France for professional soccer player. Strangely, this isn't the first time
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
New software used to protect the endangered northern hairy-nosed wombat
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chemical Ali believed killed (with working link)
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(337)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Ashes of man cremated seven years ago found at K-Mart in the hair dye section
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Woman wraps Rodin statue with one mile of string, calls it art. Man with scissors disagrees. Hilarity ensues
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(detnews.com)
 
 
 
Forty years of Pop-Tarts for breakfast, lunch, munch and dinner
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cows trained to milk themselves. Self-plucking chicken jealous
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Six new moons discovered orbiting Jupiter; already for sale on eBay
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop the punchline of a joke. Difficulty: Moderate. Link goes to inspirational material
source: haha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Edinburgh News)
 
 
 
Officials serve eviction order, seal up house, forget to remove evictee
source: edinburghnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
More reasons to switch to Mac. Not safe for work
source: theapplecollection.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(260)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Blast rocks McDonald's toilet. Big Mac ingestion suspected
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Don't forget the Seattle Fark Party tonight!
source: zekemacneil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Limp Bizkit picks snot for slot
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian town puts marijuana leaf on its flag
source: themoscowtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Some pie-schlepper)
 
 
 
Manager of local Pizza Hut running for mayor. Vows if elected to represent meat lovers as well as veggie lovers
source: sissetoncourier.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Wes)
 
 
 
Farker CaptainWes wants to change his hair color. Discuss the best options (link goes to a pic)
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Sneak a peek at some e-love letters from the front lines. Also involves Brits being called "snobby"
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Beckham punching the air
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Dutch boobies. Not safe for work
source: goedel.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraqi information minister claims America is giving out booby-trapped pencils in order to kill Iraqi children
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britney does interesting leg exercises at poolside. The Sun is there (w/pics)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
From the Obvious Headlines folder: "Artist to buy more paint with prize money"
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Girl hears burglar breaking glass. Hockey game breaks out
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC offers survival tips for black-hole travelers
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some One)
 
Boobies
 
Penthouse pet Kyla Cole out in the cold (not safe for work)
source: kylacolesite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Shocking statues of bald Chinese boys abusing animals from the 99 cent store
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(KBCITV)
 
 
 
Boise priest attacked by man screaming about "the signs"
source: www2.kbcitv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Parts of the National Archives now available online
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Winchester Star)
 
 
 
Another geezer same mistake, doo dah doo dah... accelerate instead of brake, oh the doo dah day
source: winchesterstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. forces enter Baghdad
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(732)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Tech TV to air new show that bridges technology and sex. Nerds rejoice
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is the best random page out there? (voting enabled)
source: random.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(231)
 


Fri April 04, 2003
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Can the Leafs win it?
source: waymoresports.thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
A guide on how to kill your Sim person
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Former Tulsa mayoral candidate arrested for throwing a bottle at a passing vehicle (while wearing body armor and riding a bike decorated with a large inflated penis).
source: kotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Form-m-mer test s-s-subjects who spoke n-n-normally until taking part in experiment s-s-suing University of Iowa
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
J.C. Penney adopts tough new policy on returning merchandise
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Web pioneer Nando to close
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(itv.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood already planning a Jessica Lynch movie
source: itv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Theme: What if Fox News were around during other historical events? Link goes to a representative screencap
source: bloomshouse.home.mchsi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police arrest naked man
source: alligator.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British prepared to use laser-guided blocks of concrete
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
SARS is a form of Chlamydia... ewwwww
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(ohio.com)
 
 
 
Former mayor of East St. Louis -- who had machine-gun toting bodyguards and was pulled over for doing 105 in a Jaguar owned by a drug dealer -- re-elected
source: ohio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House egg roll limited to military families; Ming Chu's egg roll limited to parties of six or more
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rapping marine launches his world tour in the Middle East
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
"Art" student slaughters chicken; PETA freaks; hilarity ensues
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(273)
 
(modelport.com)
 
Boobies
 
Sexy model galleries (not safe for work)
source: modelport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Mac God)
 
Boobies
 
Carwash is FUN
source: page3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Meat Loaf announces farewell tour; PETA protests. In other news, dinner is served
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E celebrates its three-year anniversary with loads of linkage
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Officials probe fire in Chicago store that sold tiger and leopard meat
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(SanDiego U-T)
 
 
 
"No, you can't build a housing develpment here. There're toads"
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Wild bar brawl involves punches, pepper spray, piggy-back policeman
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
New "robot-partners" can recharge themselves, hold jobs and adapt their 10,000-word vocabulary to fit your personality
source: straitstimes.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Owner of "Girls Gone Wild" enterprise busted for filming underaged girls. Next video may be "Inmates Go Wild"
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(313)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Prayer session halted by thousands of marching worms
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress to spend millions on pro-American TV network to counter Al-Jazeera. Same goal could be accomplished by dubbing Fox News in Arabic
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
McDonald's may add vegetables, low-fat yogurts to Happy Meals. Insert barnyard epithet here
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Glitch causes $12,000 phone or electric bill; AP seems confused.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(DMRegister)
 
 
 
Change in cottage cheese curdles loyal buyer's blood
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(KTVU)
 
 
 
Bank robbery suspect stops to use bathroom in a Fraternal Order of Police lodge during his getaway. Hilarity ensues
source: ktvu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The complete A-to-Z guide to things fans throw at sports teams
source: sport.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Sun-Sentinel.com)
 
 
 
Eddie Vedder, in desperate bid for attention, pulls a "Dixie Chicks"
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(623)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man caught sucking coins out of parking meters with vacuum
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Magazine advertisements
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(via ObscureStore)
 
 
 
Perri the Obnoxious Booze-Loving Clown is dead at 51
source: capecodonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man has sex with dog. Pregnant wife not amused
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(243)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Theme Photoshop: Farker noamchomsky has been promoted to Operations Manager. Help him get fired by making a good sign for his office door. Link goes to the bookstore/cafe he works for
source: sfuo.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Courageous Iraqi led Marines to injured U.S. POW
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(310)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Spring forward this weekend, do not pass go, lose an hour of bar time
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Saddam appears on Iraqi TV and references events that happened since the war started
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(417)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Small plane hits building in Massachusetts, apparently went right through Bill Buckner's legs
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"American Idol" finalist to become lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Intel making wine in Canada, reducing dependence on French even further
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
National Guard battalion commander being relieved of command for streaking outside barracks
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E's tribute to the 'Gremlins' Colorforms Playset
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
I-95 closed for two hours as firefighters try to save raccoon from 60-foot pole. Dies anyway
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Croissants declared un-American. Also declared flaky, delicious, deadly when thrown by Strong Bad
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CNN correspondant performs brain surgery on wounded Iraqi child
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
NCAA bans "cat fight" beer commercial from being shown during Final Four
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Cartoon Network)
 
 
 
"Family Guy" to be on Adult Swim starting 4/20
source: schedule.cartoonnetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(288)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Orbitz.com giving away noontime humping sessions
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own Weight Watchers regrettable Food
source: home.attbi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
There will be an impromtu Fark Party in Tampa on April 5th
source: zekemacneil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(News Observer)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob Super 8 hotel, hails cab as getaway car
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Granny the cow produces her 430,000th gallon of milk
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
After swallowing four more Germans this week, the Sahara has arteries and colon of a desert twice its age
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bagdad -- note the missing "h" -- under seige from illiterate web surfers
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Then suddenly, out of nowhere, came this kitted-up football team together with a referee and two linesmen. Britain suffers 9-3 defeat
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 


Thu April 03, 2003
(fcc.gov)
 
 
 
Transcript of drive-time radio show that one FCC regulator calls "some of the most vulgar and disgusting indecency" he had ever heard (Notice of Apparent Liability, in Word or Acrobat)
source: fcc.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(648)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Custom agents seize nativity scene made entirely out of cocaine
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oprah to celebrate her 50th by posing in her birthday suit
source: entertainment.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(252)
 
(theindychannel.com)
 
 
 
Holy dog crap: Burt Ward in trouble over dog feces
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania demands ISPs block prohibited websites, but won't tell them which ones
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant scary Van Gogh head
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions announce 03/04 schedule, already mathematically eliminated
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
First cellphone call was 30 years ago. First cellphone-related brain tumor lawsuit expected any minute
source: p1600-6.azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Trek Guy)
 
 
 
Evil goateed Wesely Crusher created in freak transporter accident, musical hilarity ensues
source: startrek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
"No, you cannot have a passport. You're dead. Stop asking"
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
 
 
Liquid Dawn -- Fast Acting Formula (safe for work)
source: bullz-eye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Kirby Puckett found not guilty on all three counts in alleged sexual assault
source: wcco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
NPR reports U.S. forces have taken Baghdad airport. Link goes to Yahoo article about the battle
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(696)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Microsoft manager accused of theft died from drinking antifreeze
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(133)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Was CNN tipped off to Gulf War II's start date?
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(467)
 
(tiffaniblue.com)
 
Boobies
 
Sexy Tiffani to quench the boobies draught (not safe for work)
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(173)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
In 1966, our troops defeated the Martians. The entire Mars Attacks trading card set
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(61)
 
(just-food.com)
 
 
 
Taco Bell to open first store in China next month
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(52)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
Weeners
 
Hot Asian Hunks (sfw)
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(234)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Out of anyone else to blame, Catholics sue each other over sex abuse claims
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(64)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
In Cleveland, we build parks by chopping down trees
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Japanese models
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(129)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Getting big boobies still good business in Silicone Valley (with pic)
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(57)
 
(Some PornGuy)
 
Boobies
 
Man, now that's a close shave (not safe for work)
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(109)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG has the scoop on Jim Carrey's current legal woes
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(319)
 
(SciFi Today)
 
 
 
New "colossal" squid species dwarfs old "giant" squid
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(73)
 
(AntiBloggies)
 
 
 
"Wil Wheaton is disqualified from ever winning an Anti-Bloggie so dont waste your time. Even if you bribe us"
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(68)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
The girls of "Dallas": Victoria Principal, Linda Gray, and Charlene Tilton (safe for work)
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Shock tactics for anti-social mobile use
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(64)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
new drug slows advanced, umm.... ummm... where's the ladies room? I have to baste the turkey before Martha moves back to Cape Cod. I always loved Idaho.
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(84)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Portland and Seattle! Friday/Saturday
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(30)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Wanted man captured due to his love of singing at karaoke bars
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(52)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Missile launching can be observed by ordinary citizens
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(22)
 
(emotioneric.com)
 
 
 
Pictures of The Brothers Chaps playing football with Emotion Eric. Keep an eye out for HR characters making cameos in the background
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(80)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova was the first pick in the World Team Tennis draft
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(96)
 
(WorldOnline)
 
 
 
Police claim prisoner committed suicide by drowning himself in toilet
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(84)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New Zealand man pulls white powder in tobacco product stunt. Hilarity does not ensue, nation-wide recall does
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(32)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: The high-tech thingie that Wil used to attract babes on Star Trek
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft planning to make a better search engine than Google
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(124)
 
(Some Monument Co.)
 
 
 
Theme: What do you want on your Tombstone? Link goes to handy templates
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(190)
 
(clickondetroit.com)
 
 
 
Teen laid up in hospital bed calls escort service. Homina homina ensues
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(109)
 
(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Updated info for the Portland and Seattle Fark Parties
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(19)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
There are few things more glorious than a cake shaped like Alf
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(29)
 
(Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
Arcata Eye Update. Looking for love in all the wrong doorways
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stan Lee, Donald Trump both developing (separate) reality shows. Hollywood surrenders
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
War. Hunngh. What is it good for? Edwin Starr dead at 61
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student pleads guilty to firing apple cannon into parking lot. Spudguns surrender
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(16)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Doctor warns that you cannot spread your legs properly when you are wearing a micro-mini skirt
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(96)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bizarre crossbow incident sends arrow through student's chest into classmates leg
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(104)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York restaurant getting around anti-tobacco ban by serving tobacco in their food
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(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Seattle thinks the homeless are being overworked asking for spare change, plan on installing "giving meters"
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(110)
 
(The Jeffersonian)
 
 
 
Egg man still a crack inspector after 35 years. Goo goo g'joob.
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(51)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Farker bryanzera would like the neighbor to ask before he takes lemons out of his tree. Suggest some ways to make this happen. Link goes to a picture of said tree
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(256)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Psychic brain scan suggests Saddam Hussein high on hash
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(78)
 


Wed April 02, 2003
(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld, poet and renaissance man
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(118)
 
(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
Caption this picture of the first day of Baseball in Hawai'i
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(106)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Truth is stranger than Doonesbury: tobacco companies suing CA over anti-smoking ads.
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(143)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attention: will the drug smuggler who lost 500 pounds of marijuana please report to the Miami police department. We've found your pot
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(63)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Men perceive women 12 pounds lighter when wearing floral-spicy perfume
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(142)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
For Sale: Alberta town. 16 BR, 12 BA. 1 curling rink. 1 baseball diamond. Cheap
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(93)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man charged with filming family in bathtub
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(61)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Our North West lakes are full of toxic particles... Turtles still not ninjas
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(58)
 
(DM Register)
 
 
 
House damaged by spud gun in apparent fry-by. Ore, Ida still at large
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(169)
 
(fla today)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass adult fish is now a proud member of endangered species club (with pic)
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(64)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Taiwanese charity giving out pigs to gifted children
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2 bald eagles electrocuted. Colonel Sanders unavailable for comment
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(125)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Nebraska town goes silent for first time in 136 years
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(61)
 
(nbc4columbus)
 
 
 
Store clerk calls manager to report robbery. Manager calls 911. Police arrive. April Fools. Hiliarity ensues
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(66)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
First-grader kept home for fear of SARS
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen tries peeping in girls' locker room. Hilarity ensues
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(122)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rare colossal squid surfaces in Antartic (with pic). Dinner is served
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(224)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Counting coots mystify scientist
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(42)
 
(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Army rations taste like crap
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(207)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark tops 1 million hits - on April Fools day of course
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't be surpirsed when that article you wrote about illegally purchasing booze gets read be the cops
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(60)
 
(Some Mad Scientist)
 
 
 
Theme: At-home medical kits gone wrong. Link goes to home lobotomy kit for inspiration
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(85)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie. (review w/ video clips and galleries)
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(153)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Pravda tackles the question that's on everybody's mind; investigates whether UFO phenomenon arise from secret ability of human mind.
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(64)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Dating tip #394: Putting pictures of you with your willy hanging out on women's cars, along with your email address, doesn't work
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(182)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Court rules that man was unfairly fired after attacking colleague with an axe.
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(80)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy has been booked by police for throwing stones
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(83)
 
(albany2go)
 
 
 
It's the great pumpkin thief, Charlie Brown
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Girl headed for eye doctor ends up with teeth pulled instead. In other news, men everywhere cancel podiatric appointments for fear of castration
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(91)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Mavericks owner pulls April Fools' joke and attacks a fake ref
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(102)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're a fleeing burglar, don't run in front of police station
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Star dies in giant gamma burst ray. To be replaced by Ted McGinley
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(75)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Swedes torment booze-hunting Norwegians
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(47)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Nuns go on trial for breaking into unmanned military missile silo
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(87)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Colin Farrell spends his millions on important things like two chicks at the same time
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(165)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Japanese whalers kill 440 Minkes in Antarctic 'research project.' Dinner is served.
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(67)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Court won't let homebuyers back out after discovering there's nude beach next door
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(126)
 
(Inverness-Courier)
 
 
 
EU requires fence to be erected to protect public from Loch Ness Monster
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(74)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
It's safe to drill into water mains. Uh, April F... uh ... (with pics)
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anyone have NCAA Frozen Four tickets? Gogi's looking to get his hands on 3-4 tickets. Go Big Red!
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(118)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Goose hits powerline, knocks out power. Maverick mourns
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(84)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Ice cream maker offers succotash flavor. Sylvester surrenders
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(73)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Private hospital in London has twice as many caesarian births than normal. Officials became suspicious when they saw staff coming and going via a window instead of the door
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lower income=more video games
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(206)
 
(Some Dog)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker el_yotcho's beagle puppy
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(95)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Three bikini-clad girls risked frostbite and brought city centre to a halt after falling for an April Fool's joke competition.
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(56)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Nick Nolte says he's now drug free. Where is he finding free drugs?
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australian Federal Police recruiting. Only short furry people need apply
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(28)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
New Forbes poll on celebrity blogs: Vote Wheaton
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(167)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fat assed 7 foot pig still growing (with pic)
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(86)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
DJ's announce free Eminem concert as April Fool's Day prank. Hilarity ensues
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(270)
 


Tue April 01, 2003
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pair uses fish-fillet ruse to rob seniors
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(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this basketball coach reacting to a ref's call
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(128)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman in court on drunk-driving charge told to go sober up before appearing on drunk-driving charge
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(76)
 
(Leader-Telegram)
 
 
 
Turkey crashes into windshield, lands in backseat. Dinner is served
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(84)
 
(via Obscure Store)
 
 
 
Tractor-trailer carrying 7,000 chickens plows into home. Dinner is served
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Freedom Fries and their impact on the American economy
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(316)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Brush monkeys reported in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. "Most of the reports come from places where people congregate, especially around taverns."
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen's April Fool's joke about SARS causes financial markets to tumble
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
American POW Rescued in Iraq
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(557)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
McDonalds brings back "Special Sauce." In other news, shortages at sperm banks reported
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(180)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iraq to Saudis: "Go to hell" (among other things)
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(130)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It is better to get caught smoking pot in an NYC bar than it is to get caught smoking a cig
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker deksza sponsors world's largest artificial intelligence contest. Chat with bots from around the world and vote for the best. Post funny conversations in the comments
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(129)
 
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Lawnmower race at Hog Wild Festival mows down two Alabama radio personalities
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inspired by their recent hacking success at Fark.com, the p1g5 take over the University of Montana. This affects about six of you
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(50)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Portland this Friday. Fark Party Seattle this Saturday. Both at 7pm
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a porno version of your favorite movie. Link goes to GIS for 'Pocahotass'. Must be safe for work or linked and labelled
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(221)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Taking cue from "recorded barking dog" home security, coalition attacks Iraq with "sounds of tanks"
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are these the Fark hackers? You be the judge
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(170)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Man survives machette scalping but loses racing pigeons to arson attack
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(104)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Plane Quarantined In San Jose
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(150)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
King of Town usurps the throne of homestarrunner.com
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hijacked Cuban plane lands in Florida. Father and relatives of plane set to begin long custody battle
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tobacco shortage makes Marines irritable
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(121)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Teacher spearheading project to get kids to read backwards
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(femail.co.uk)
 
 
 
Crying child in the backseat is just as distracting as talking on a mobile phone. Hands-free and vibration alert babies expected to hit market soon
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(246)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Design an amusing CNN front page
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(134)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Is nudity this Spring Break's new fashion?
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(66)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Man wins SC lottery 38 times
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(50)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Snack whacker fails to nip Nipchee in bud. Haywire machine produces 12 pound snack cracker
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(67)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful changes to a fetish site (seems to be safe for work)
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(194)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
War correspondent covering live from Iraq discovered broadcasting out of a broom closet in Swaziland
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(136)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant can't act so he says he will quit and get married
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(73)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Clock-maker wants to market cow poop wrist watches. They go 'dung' on the hour
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(40)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Serial's friend has to make a presentation to his faculty about what people think of Poli-sci majors. Give him some material to work with. (voting enabled)
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(253)
 
(RTCC)
 
 
 
Right Field Sucks is coming out with a print edition. Photoshop an ad for Fark that will appear in it
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(49)
 
(Scoopy)
 
Boobies
 
Meg Ryan to do extensive nudity and "graphic sex scenes" in In the Cut, an erotic thriller from Jane Campion. Previous career nudity shown here (not safe for work)
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(251)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nude Volleyball apparently a problem
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(115)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists discover giant virus, decide not to name it "Windows"
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(69)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
PETA screws up translation of Eche la Leche
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(363)
 
(Montana Forum)
 
 
 
Montana to adopt sales tax. This affects about six of you
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(158)
 


Mon March 31, 2003
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Operation: Playmate ramping up for US Military. Operation: Fappity Fap still going on unabated
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Duran Duran to make a comeback. Expected to last about as long as a fart in a sandstorm
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another American Idol contestant disqualified. The Smoking Gun was there
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye..
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(211)
 
(Oakland Tribune)
 
 
 
Naked guy dies after clash with cops. Was immune to pepper spray
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(91)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Man pulls gun, shoots drive-thru window after getting regular fries instead of curly
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(82)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Bikini Waxing is now legal in North Dakota
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(121)
 
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Dispatchers hear a little more than they wanted to when people accidentally place 911 call on their cell
source: tuscaloosanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
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Italian parking lot comes complete with mood lighting and condom-disposal units.
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23% of software security experts are idiots
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Remember the Chinese Snakehead fish? Pshop what it's doing nowdays since everybody's too worried about the war to worry about a goddamn land-roving fish
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
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Silverchair frontman Whats Hisname may quit performing
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NBC to honor 75th anniversary of Three Stooges. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Very Disturbing Weight Watchers Recipes from the 1970's
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Woman stands in middle of rain-soaked highway at night so frogs can mate
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Geraldo denies getting booted out of Iraq. Says 'Quality journalism wins out'
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Villagers will "do some tests" to see how witchcraft made dog give birth to kittens
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Seattle Fark Party April 5th, 7pm. Plans are now final
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The Detroit Tigers' five starting pitchers have a grand total of 18 career wins between them
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What's a good April Fools prank to play on co-workers, peers, etc? Voting enabled
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Drone637 just sold his car. Photoshop it goodbye
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob arrested for battering his little sister. American Idol casting directors surrender
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Teen busted with 60 bags of drugs in his underwear. Mom happy they were clean
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Court rules it is legal to bark back at police dogs
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Peter Arnett has a travel companion out of Iraq - U.S. military is booting Geraldo Rivera out for broadcasting sensitive information
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Happy Birthday, Christopher Walken turns 60
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NBC Fires Peter Arnett
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New StrongBad email
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Photoshop Martin Sheen "protesting" the war with duct tape
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Portable computer pioneer Adam Osborne dead at 64. Was shooting for 128 but in a smaller room
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Dolphin returns. Sorry Charlie
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark University gear - Throw a Fark thong up on stage next time you see someone in concert
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(Rather Good)
 
 
 
Still the best kitten video - The Vines
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Apparently the winner of the world's biggest dog show cheated by having a facelift
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics (Fark Classic)
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Peter Arnett states his mind
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