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Sun March 30, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's now illegal to smoke in New York City. In other news, it took three reporters to write this article
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(370)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Tobacco withdrawn from sale because it may contain harmful substance
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Knox News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-il disappears. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the triplets aren't out to get you
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(121)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
PARKING SIGNS: Los Angeles Puts Up Ridiculous 15-Foot, 8-Paneled Parking Signs. Traffic Still Sucks Too, But The Weather's Pretty Good.
 
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
When working on a car's fuel pump, be sure not to drop your extension lamp onto a puddlle of gas
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(76)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Anyone sticking tubes up my rectum has to meet a fair number of fairly strict criteria"
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Abducted gnome sends news from abroad. Drew's gnome still missing
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(77)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas only #1 seed into Final Four; Duke sucks in absentia
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(189)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop Representative Bob Ney, Republican of Ohio
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(106)
 
(Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Underpants gnome episode of South Park describes how many businesses think
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Jo Hicks (not safe for work)
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(126)
 
(Miami.com via Dave Barry)
 
 
 
The current plan for getting rid of rabbits at Miami International Airport and Drug Smuggling Facility is to put them on a Delta flight and send them to Texas
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(173)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mysteriously successful Wall Street trader claims to be a time traveller from the year 2256. No word as to whether he was driving a De Lorean
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(390)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
England smashes Ireland for the Grand Slam in the 6 Nations
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(69)
 
(Oakland Tribune)
 
 
 
Pigeons pick wrong place to perch, cause power outage. "No dental records exist for the pigeons, so they have not been identified".
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(52)
 
(lycos)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop former CNN employee Connie Chung into new exciting and new potential work settings. B.Y.O.C. (bring your own Chung). Link goes to pic of said Chung
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(173)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Travis Fimmel (SFW)
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(137)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Surfer catches 18 mile wave. The walk back sure sucks though
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(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man finds beaver on porch, called "the most amazing thing."
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(62)
 
(BBC)
 
Video
 
Underpants gnome with shovel caught on tape. Was almost at step 2
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(63)
 
(via junkscience.com)
 
 
 
SARS: A below-average killer virus with an above-average PR machine. Most common symptom is media hyperventilation.
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(92)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Couple copulate on floor at book signing
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(93)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sergeants
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(173)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police plan on being loaded for next 3 years
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld blew it. Now the Pentagon is getting it's own back and cutting off his legs
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(549)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Marines grow mustaches in order to foil Iraqi plan to pin war crimes on U.S. forces
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson voted most foolish American, wish Canada would claim him
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(87)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hollywood likes drugs, yet they're STILL out of ideas
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 


Sat March 29, 2003
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Farker Scraping-Fetus_off-the-Wheel leaving for Iraq
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(404)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
The Bartender gives tips for those of you who are worried that the war will hinder your ability to "hook up with foreign hotties"
source: pubclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Some Tank Jock)
 
 
 
If the tanks aren't Scottish, they're crap
source: theherald.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
2
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(157)
 
(Some Bunny)
 
 
 
strap candles to your body for fun and profit
source: voanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Belgium will legalize cannabis
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cindy Crawford sports ass at NY nightclub. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(WESH)
 
 
 
Frat boys film themselves sneaking into zoo after hours for MTV show. Cops are big fans of MTV
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi civilians give food to hungry U.S. soldiers
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(296)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Moose oon zee Loose in Mass. Swedish chef stocks up oon zee chocolate. Bork bork bork.
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(44)
 
(Chaska Herald)
 
 
 
High School students do not choose good food for lunch
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(75)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The health hazards of Recycling
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Iraqi official threatening to use hubcaps of mass destruction. Belgium capitulates
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(159)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
North Korea does not want arms inspections, worried theirs are not tan enough
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marquette brands Kentucky. Uterus-branding doctor unavailable for comment
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(195)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
What's the size of your hand, runs 25 mph, eats the stomach out of live camels until their intestines fall out, and screams like a human child?
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(100)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Boeing looking for a place to build its new 7E7, where should they go?
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
WHO official who identified SARS dies of SARS
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(HeraldSun)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-il seizes all triplets in N. Korea because he's scared of them
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(164)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Priests in India are still doing human sacrifices
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(78)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Despite war, Transylvanian Society of Dracula to hold World Dracula Congress. Bla
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
French's Mustard is made in U.S. and owned by British company but is suffering from anti-France backlash
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(219)
 
(Sunspot)
 
 
 
China to N.Korea: How about a nice hot cup of S.T.F.U.?
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(115)
 
(Modbee)
 
 
 
Actor Vince Vaughn gets punched in the nose for his 33rd birthday
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(114)
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this experimental UAV
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(170)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Like a dog with no legs, The War will have no pause
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(217)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dip recipes for you dip crazy people (with voting goodness)
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Halliburton out of running for Iraq rebuild contract
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(136)
 
(Some Mr. DJ)
 
 
 
Fancy yourself a DJ? Here's a DJ mixing program so easy to use, Dee Snider could work this thing
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(116)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Driver of Commodore flips off jogger. Jogger returns gesture. Jogger learns important lesson
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Sega)
 
 
 
Monkey bowling game
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(51)
 
(Some fan)
 
Boobies
 
The handy guide to Fox blondes (SFW)
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(143)
 
(BME)
 
 
 
Getting Lanced
source: molokosynthemesc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Sheriff uses confisgated drug money to buy machine gun
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(72)
 
(Some Example)
 
 
 
Photoshop visual gags. The punnier the better
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(249)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Navy dolphin is awol. Leavenworth installing large aquarium
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(195)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. orders 4-6 day pause in Iraq advance
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(647)
 


Fri March 28, 2003
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Kobe lighting Jordan on fire for 41 1st half points. Still time to catch 2nd half
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(115)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man arrested for smashing store windows in his undies (with pics). The Sun is there
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Anti-social virgins start website to sell crap. Except they're Benedctine monks
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Topless female beggar forces Vietnam vet to defend self with card table at picnic
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bus driver saves girl from possible abduction. City shows thanks by suspending her
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(59)
 
(Peeblesshire News)
 
 
 
New guide to Scottish shrooms published
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(25)
 
(Pal-Item)
 
 
 
Cops in Indiana can now arrest you for buying too much Sudafed
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop childrens TV characters somewhere they should not be. Link goes to a real example
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(243)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Florida shipping 50 thousand "stealth bibles" to the troops
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(282)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Large explosion in Kuwait City
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(497)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Journalist gives props to Farkers' photoshop skill
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish airliner lands. Hijacker: "The food sucked"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(TNOC)
 
 
 
Bounty on giant rats a success in New Orleans
source: theneworleanschannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Turkish airliner hijacked
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Final plans for the Portland Fark Party next Friday
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(128)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Kentucky tourism ad features New Hampshire covered bridge
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not much news today. Time for the Friday Movie Quote Game. Get the movie right, it's your turn. "I remember you....we had geography together, remember?" (see comments)
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(1427)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Teacher brings roadkill into classroom. Rabies shots ensue
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Stoner keeps getting his campaign signs stolen
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Syria sets up Iraq the bomb. Rumsfeld: "All Syria are belong to US."
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(539)
 
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Where are they now: Groucho Marx exposing himself at the University of Alabama
source: tuscaloosanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Car-jacker pretends to have gun. Intended female victim isn't pretending. Hilarity ensues
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tyson to co-host with Jimmy Kimmel all next week
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Navy dolphin
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Genetic engineered carrot covered with holes whistles when it is cooked
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
3 drunk bums manage to close NYC bridge for 2 1/2 hours
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(MLive)
 
 
 
Small town posse gives chase to fugitive emu
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Searching for a Farker-owned and/or operated bar or restaurant for Fark Party Seattle on Apr 5th. Contact Drew if you have a location
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(215)
 
(UGO)
 
 
 
Slow news day today. Play Alien Survival Guide while you wait
source: ugo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If new law passes, every politician in Iowa will go to jail
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger's son dating Keith Richard's daughter. Imagine the offspring
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop John Ashcroft walking by a sign
source: imgfarm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Showing boobies unacceptable for American Idol; Felony theft apparently just fine (with mugshot)
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hippopotamus-like beast with turtle's beak and tusks discovered in Australia. Can whip England at cricket single-handedly
source: thecouriermail.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Macho Man (Oh Yeah) talks about his wrestlemania memories
source: slam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker MolsonEx needs a team name for his Ultimate Frisbee team - Voting enabled
source: canadianultimate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(264)
 
(Shift)
 
 
 
Shift reviews Fark's reviews of the war
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(96)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Orgies won't accept just anyone these days
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Puppy named after owner's soccer hero eats owner's season tickets
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(DM Register)
 
 
 
Pot-growing college president resigns. Students to seek crack-dealing president next, as this was just a harmless gateway president
source: dmregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 


Thu March 27, 2003
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke sucks one last time, then falls silent. Will suck again next year
source: ak-sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(230)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop San Francisco's finest on the job
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(NBC5i)
 
 
 
Panhandling to be a thing of the past in Dallas,Texas. Firefighters already complaining
source: nbc5i.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The guy who designed Cher's skanky costumes thinks low waist pants are "revolting." (scroll down)
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(News Observer)
 
 
 
Police spot sign advertising "Crack $2.50, Skins $2." Hilarity does not ensue
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
$3 million in funding withheld from University of Kansas over class in which female students are told to explore their own genitals as homework
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
City council refuses to rename street 'Don King Plaza' following hair-raising meeting
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
CNN may lose crown for best coverage of "soft, flirtatious lesbian erotica"
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(wtvw.com)
 
 
 
Illinois House passes bill allowing police to ticket asshats driving slow in left lane
source: wtvw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
When waving pot-filled baggie out of car window, it is wise to check for cops beforehand
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Netflix)
 
 
 
If you like "Raging Bull", NetFlix thinks you'll also like animated nursery rhymes
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
2003 NCAA Tournament All-Hair Team
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Man arrested for retail theft, released steals car, hits cop, goes on a high speed chase, wrecks, swallows a key and gets rearrested
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Madonna says pop music is homogenised and people aren't achieving fame through their ability
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts sending cookies to troops. "Friendly fire" incidents over Thin Mints, Samoas, to ensue.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this suburban Iraqi oasis
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
For your militant kids: War-themed Easter baskets
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New police dog has to learn English as a second language
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Girl breaks world shopping cart speed record. Also sets road rash record
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man caught humping cattle in museum barn
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg sued over use of answering machine message on cut from the rapper's latest album (w/ MPizzle3 download)
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shark drags dog underwater, other dog races into water and kicks ass
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(Boulder News)
 
 
 
Man celebrates 100,000 miles on car with champagne. Car does not make it to 100,001
source: bouldernews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Chicken sh*t truck driver fertilizes the highway
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man masturbating on a tram ordered over a loudspeaker to stop
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(240)
 
(stltoday.com)
 
 
 
Before heading to the military base for a haircut, leave your dummy grenade at home
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Higher speed limits result in fewer traffic accidents
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
John Ashcroft cracks down on girlspooping.com. The Smoking Gun is there
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(460)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
UN to set standards on use of the term "elite"
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Study shows catnip kills termites. Also shows hyper cats destroy homes more efficiently than termites
source: theadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Rollerblading gorilla given fine for causing a distraction to drivers
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
Blond or brunette? We're not sure (safe for work)
source: bullz-eye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Town declares man playing accordian on street is legal. In other news, local real estate agent's phone explodes
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Anime in U.S. -- "It's almost grossly obscene, realistic portrayal of genitals is really popular"
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(215)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now serving on Air Force One: Freedom Toast
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(US Congress)
 
 
 
U.S. Government calls for citizens to pray and fast so God will help win the war
source: thomas.loc.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(987)
 
(Some Brit.)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shinty player
source: eusu.ed.ac.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(NM)
 
 
 
Republican Representative Foley of New Mexico introduces several "Extraterrestrial Culture Day" bills
source: legis.state.nm.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Meteorite lands in suburban Chicago
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Man drops world's biggest rubber band ball out of a plane. Bouncing does not ensue
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(123)
 
(SciFiToday)
 
 
 
Scientists create androgynous bird. Decide not to name it "Big"
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(50)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Spherical bubbles in beer diverge light because the air they contain has a lower refractive index than the surrounding fluid
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(84)
 
(alc.ca)
 
 
 
Theme: Blatantly phony sweepstakes. You may already be a winner
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(89)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Performing hawk steals and attacks man's toupee. Hilarity ensues
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(72)
 


Wed March 26, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Normisms
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(160)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The scent of a quarter. U.S. to issue first coin with Braille
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(99)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man sues because of SPAM email. Uses federal SPAM fax precedent as basis and wins
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(211)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mister Rogers could have bridge named after him
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(69)
 
(Cisco on ClubSi)
 
Boobies
 
Awsome boobies Link. Don't click if you are on a 56k. Because this has a "Boobies" tag it is not safe for work
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(184)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Glitch may be causing Patriot Missiles to be fired at American and British planes
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to switch cell phone companies and keep your phone number
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(83)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
"Moore's tyrant about Bush, war at Oscars shameful," headline writers slender
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(705)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
DUI coordinator arrested for DUI
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(65)
 
(Some Dumpster)
 
 
 
Game: What is the first thing you'd throw in a dumpster if you had the chance? Dumpster picture provided, stuffed with computer equipment
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(169)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
High school teacher finds dead raccoon while jogging, sends severed head to rival high school principal
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass, rare baby white lion born in Netherlands (w/pic)
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(99)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Google founder says IPO is not in company's future, cites laziness
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz releases new peace song on Rock The Vote. Hasn't voted since 1992
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If you like San Francisco's tap water, you can now drink it anywhere"
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(77)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC columnist suggests renaming April Fool's Day for France
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(212)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "decisions that look bad in hindsight" department: Saddam Hussein received the key to the city of Detroit in 1980
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan has died
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(73)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie admits to sexing Jacko. Entire world vomits uncontrollably
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(195)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Electrocuted cat mistaken for UFO
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(96)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
British testing inhaled anti-impotence drug. Gives new meaning to terms suck and blow
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(45)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Loose-socks tycoon loses business
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(87)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Eight billion people will fall victims to water crisis in 25 years
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(126)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Barber ordered to compensate customer for a bad free haircut
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(44)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Swallowed penny found in girl's throat after eight trips to doctor
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(89)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
What's inside your keyboard could make you sick
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(104)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazilian protestors pelt U.S. embassy with "chocolate bombs"
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(251)
 
(NYPress)
 
 
 
The New York Press's annual 50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers list includes cocaine and 49 people you've never heard of
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(97)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Murder-obsessed, serial-killer-lovin', prostitute-strangling, necrophiliac ballet dancer found guilty. Mother blames Michael Jackson
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(35)
 
(WorldOnline)
 
 
 
Man dies in homemade sex toy shocker
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(178)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man smashes all the previous records with payout on horse that doesn't exist
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Red-headed women less likely to have headaches
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(157)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
NBA team expected to lose $100 million this season, the largest single-season deficit of any team in the history of American sport
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(68)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man gets 90 days for stabbing pig
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(64)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Need to hide a gun? Stick it in a steamy pile of horse poo
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(24)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
The Mayor of Cincinnati is looking for a Pete Rose look-alike to attend the Reds opener
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(47)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Celine Dion begins three-year gig in Las Vegas to audiences that couldn't get enough. In other news, Vegas audiences easily entertained
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(144)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
It may soon be illegal to not offer sweet tea in Georgia restaurants
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(381)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
64-year-old SC woman chooses .357 Mag over shotgun when a robber breaks into her home
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(191)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"For guys, SOM is like an artificial vagina placed atop a stand that resembles the bottom of a fan"
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(165)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these marines firing a missile
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(123)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Vault of various very velvety voluptuous volcanic vixens by Vargas (not safe for work)
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(93)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Woman holds elevator door for armed robber. Hilarity ensues
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(77)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
High school students build rocket that reaches height of 1,500 feet towing two raw eggs, then parachutes them back unbroken. N. Korea surrenders
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anyone looking for fart time work?
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(70)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Killers From Space -- 1950s movie about aliens with plastic eyes and an army of super-sized crickets
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(28)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
List of banned songs with "war" content. Surprisingly ,Outkast's "Bombs over Baghdad" was banned
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(316)
 
(WIXT)
 
 
 
Belgian drunk driver found grazing, mering
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(90)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Doctors can't understand why men don't get their prostates checked more. Two words: Anal probe
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(95)
 
(Morning Journal News)
 
 
 
Police foot chase ends when naked man falls into briar patch
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(40)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman learning to drive learns to swim instead
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Japanese band. Difficulty: Easy
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(97)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
German man eaten by his sofa bed
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(82)
 
(Ft. Landerdale Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man sends underage girl naked pictures of himself -- then shows up at her home with a camera, two condoms and a lint roller. Bedroom door opened by sheriff's deputy. Roman Polanski surrenders
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(215)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Florida hospital says it will no longer deliver babies. Stork surrenders
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
Bird poops on the live MSNBC camera in Baghdad (click "Baghdad" cam)
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(106)
 
(The Home Town Channel)
 
 
 
Nipple and genital piercings causing epidemic of rashes, could poke someone's eye out
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(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dog comes home after seven-month absence, refuses to explain itself
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(49)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man convicted in blow-dart attack on deputy
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(38)
 
(Some Ad Guy)
 
 
 
According to TiVO: Julia Roberts most paused Oscar moment
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(123)
 


Tue March 25, 2003
(Weather.com)
 
 
 
Dayton, OH hits scorching 122 degrees Fahrenheit today, feels like 194
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(224)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Driving car over curb -- $800 in repairs. Driving car into planter -- $200 for new bumper. Driving car into Dollar Store -- priceless
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Experts consider changing BMI scale for Asians, expected to increase the number of overweight and obese people worldwide to 1.7 billion
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(107)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Florida or Louisville screw up your tournament bracket? You have a second chance. Team name fark, no password
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Court of Appeals doubles teen's sentence
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(73)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ten of the Sweet 16 schools graduate less than half of their basketball players. Oklahoma has a zero-percent graduation rate
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ice skater trying to impress the judges
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(91)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia to be powered by pig poo
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(77)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Comedy goldmine: Misunderstood computer terms
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(186)
 
(via ObscureStore)
 
 
 
Librarians want $450K each for putting up with porn-loving patrons
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(124)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Teacher busted for helping students cheat on state comprehensive exam; blames it on pressure imposed by state for kids to do well on test. Actual teaching of material apparently not considered helpful in this endeavor
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you join the Iraqi military, choose to be a sailor
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(69)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Stinky protest potato shuts down hospital emergency room
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(35)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Bizarre crash leaves car propped on SUV (with pic)
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(87)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Teen killed by shovel in odd game with car
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(168)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Suspicious package that closed bridge contained dead cat
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Laziest. Case-mod. Ever
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(128)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude session at radio telescope searching for life in space. Faint signal heard, "Duke sucks."
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(33)
 
(Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Man drives truck into house: Strange. Man drives truck into burning house: Bizarre
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(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Marine killed in Iraq was orphan immigrant who enlisted to thank U.S. for his new life
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(440)
 
(Encycmet)
 
 
 
Metallica gets new bassist from Ozzy Osbourne; Ozzy to get new bassist from Metallica
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(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man finds briefcase with $60,000. Turns it into police, rightful owner claims money
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(132)
 
(Some Census Taker)
 
 
 
96-year-old woman has 100 grandchildren, getting 101st in June. Plans on getting bigger shoe
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(57)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
U.S. enlists dolphins to seek out underwater mines in Iraq. Bumblebee Tuna responds: "WTF?"
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(117)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Handcuffs, a blind fold and a paring knife
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(54)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man finds a baby in a laundry basket on his doorstep
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(53)
 
(Niagra Falls Review)
 
 
 
You know what they say about a man with a huge pumpkin...
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Doctor uses text messaging to talk to patients: "u hav cancr OLOL...11..."
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(71)
 
(Green Thumb guy)
 
 
 
55-year-old lady sentenced to jail for not mowing her lawn... says her house is "visible from the street" as required
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's friend is meeting Dubya, she's got one question, what should it be? Link goes to the White House (voting enabled)
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(367)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Panty raid costs Victoria's Secret $5,000
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wicked pissah: Miss Massachusetts wins Miss USA crown
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(116)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Fashion designer Calvin Klein kicked out of Knicks game after confronting Latrell Sprewell on the court
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(44)
 
(albany2go)
 
 
 
Arkansas to get a free standing Starbucks.... double latte in a double wide
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Russian children playing
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(122)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New front-fastening velcro bra promises to make life easier for women with arthritis... and sexually inexperienced men
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(163)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Every U.S. citizen to get a parcel of Iraqi land
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(93)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Ice cream van forces footballers to chill
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iraqi GPS jammers destroyed by GPS-guided weapons
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(203)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble after having students write "you will die" to a fellow student
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(73)
 
(bessiebardot.com)
 
Boobies
 
Hot supermodel Bessie Bardot (not safe for work)
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(118)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Casino security camera operators welcome women wearing red
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(113)
 
(Some local TV station)
 
 
 
Cult expert says being Mormon made Elizabeth Smart more vulnerable to fanatics
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(231)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop my angry tortoise
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(74)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
7-11 clerk spends first shift alone drinking beer and stealing everything in sight
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(86)
 
(Some Baby Dangler)
 
 
 
Yes, you too can own a sculpture of Michael Jackson dangling his baby for only $50
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(51)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters' Slimer: Slime Gum, Ecto-Cooler and other merchandising triumphs...
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(70)
 
(Shift)
 
 
 
Adventures of Drew and Fark in Europe. France surrenders
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pony bolts through auditorium back door, stops traffic, caught by man named Boltz
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(26)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man fishing for cod nets 200 kilos of fresh whale meat instead
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(50)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new Miss USA
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(94)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
For timely anti-war opinions, people turn to Wil Wheaton
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(547)
 


Mon March 24, 2003
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Passengers give plane a push to start
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iraqi civilians are pretending to be soldiers so they can surrender to the U.S. and get something to eat
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(414)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E reviews the Return of the Jedi "Presto Magix" Kit. Jedi art?
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Transform a song (lyrics or title) into an image. Provide link to lyrics, if needed
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(440)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
War causes earthquakes
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(61)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Who listens to the music in a porno? No one -- but some musicians in the San Francisco Bay Area are out to change that
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(73)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Director makes six-part film named after the muscle that raises and lowers your scrotum
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(75)
 
(www.WarBlogging.com)
 
 
 
The YellowTimes has been suspended by their ISP for hosting U.S. POW photos
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(482)
 
(nydailynews)
 
 
 
Walken : "I posed naked snuggling with two cats"
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(75)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Morocco offers the U.S. monkeys to detonate mines. PETA surrenders
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(147)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Salamander crossing preserved
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(26)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Divine visions linked to epilepsy and brain tumors
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Some Seal)
 
 
 
Man wanted to prove swimmers, seals can coexist
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(77)
 
(Some Military Guy)
 
 
 
How a FARP works
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(79)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
E-love crashes when couple meet in real time, hack each other to death with knives
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(170)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Artist shows how war kills real people by pretending to bury fake people
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman robs house, forgets where her car is, calls 911
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(40)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
70-year-old man to ski down Mount Everest in only 30 minutes
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(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Attacking cop with four-foot branch not the best way to get out of speeding ticket
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(37)
 
(Bernama.com.my)
 
 
 
Indonesians direct witchcraft at Bush
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(100)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
New Yorkers paying big money to have dinner with strangers in total darkness with waiters wearing night-vision goggles
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(76)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Male stripper killed during brawl with rival exotic dancer
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(65)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Smokestack resists demolition charges, then collapses
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hospital chief investigating deadly flu virus catches deadly flu virus
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(54)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Inmate escapes by posing as another inmate
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(16)
 
(record-eagle.com)
 
 
 
Newsroom mourns loss of obituary clerk. Gone away to a better place... Ohio?
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Batmn42 got a new cell phone that downloads pics -- what should he put on it? (difficulty: hard, size limit 120x90)
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(124)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NBC soap pushes envelope with hot monkey action
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