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Sun March 16, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NDTV.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Zimbabwe down and out in the ongoing Cricket World Cup
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(CBS)
 
NewsFlash
 
NCAA brackets here
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Road in Pennsylvania closed so animals can get it on
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe is getting married. Smoking Gun anticipating first police reports of spousal abuse
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hot Cross Buns banned in case non-christians offended
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Music companies fear new 100-hour discs
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Nuge gets a "full predator spiritual erection" from pursuing "bear, lions, coons, housecats, escaped chimps, small children, scared women"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientology may have been based on Satanism; even L. Ron Hubbard was out of ideas
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(Bismark Tribune)
 
 
 
Man walks almost 140 miles in 48 hours on a treadmill. Not much to do in North Dakota.
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(Defiance Crescent-News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this children's production of Fiddler on the Roof
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Creator of 'Cops' killed in fall from Oregon Coast cliff
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bin Laden niece envisions career as British pop singer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Condom company meets stiff resistance from corrupt Shanghai bureaucrats. The Washington Post is there to cover it
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Slow moving, 2 week earthquake working its way through Seattle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latest fashion trend in Japan
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
The history of X
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Republican Congressman putting up a sign about "freedom fries"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man bulldozes British pub after refused a drink
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walken in new film, still no cowbell
source: comingsoon.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat March 15, 2003
(some girl)
 
 
 
Farkettte Mysticmara wants to know how many of you have XBox Live, what games you have and what your Gamertags are. Link goes to devil himself.
source: games-power-world.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Atlanta Farkers can now drive miles out of the way to save a few cents on gas
source: atlantagasprices.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IT professionals wanted. Your career is set to explode
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(via Men's Health)
 
 
 
Real live gladiator school - learn how to take out Russel Crowe
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(timesunion.com)
 
 
 
Professor claims baseball invented in Egypt. Cooperstown surrenders
source: timesunion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Hungry Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Come up with your own "secret ingredient" for the next Iron Chef battle. Link goes to pic of Chairman Kaga
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Better start catching flies so you can build fly plane
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(Some Jewish Guy)
 
 
 
Apocalypse-shouting fish found in NY
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cat Stevens, unaware of terrible violence his voice inflicts on everyone, sends musical message of peace
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Italian woman gets divorce because her mother in law is hellspawn banshee
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
One Viagra per week not enough, cry limp Brits
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Turkish brothel welcomes American soldiers with wide open arms, legs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge shoots down "Tim Eyman is a Horse's Ass Day"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
History of Marshmellow Fluff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frighten young children: Photoshop Thomas the Tank Engine and his colleague Diesel 10
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Drinking eight glasses of water a day is not necessary if you obtain your fluid requirements from other sources
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Future laptops could be powered by alcohol
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rockin' pneumonia spreads across globe. Boogie-woogie flu expected to follow
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
SC governor's mansion put into hock by Peruvian squid tubes
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(OC Register)
 
 
 
Poison-detecting chicken fried by Kuwait's sand and heat. Extra crispy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Smelling like rotten fish" syndrome can produce negative psychological consequences
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man-sweat makes women happy
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop the pizza place that fired this woman who helped a shooting victim
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Piper Twin with slight damage by wife (with pic) (oldie but goodie)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man builds son working 1/5 scale tank
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover remote tribe of chimpanzees, make them swear allegiance to crown of England
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. government considers cramming another threat level into 'terror alert' system. In other news, scientists discover new number between six and seven
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The coolest toys of all time, featuring Slime, Easy Bake Ovens and Evel Knievel
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
NudeForPeace.org. Not safe for work
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crazed German dogs attack cars in Munich. France increases border defenses in preparation
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(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
It's not X-mas, but hot elf chicks for everyone (not safe for work)
source: carnalhost.com
 
(Some Kernel Writer)
 
 
 
Farker Dashiki needs some ideas for a newspaper article that would be interesting to University of Kentucky students. Link goes to the newspaper.
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Fri March 14, 2003
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker rtreynor's sister-in-law just received her Master's degree. Photoshop her next accomplishments. Photos will be presented to her at her graduation party
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Horny dog sees potential partner, takes leap of love
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UCSD Farker)
 
 
 
Why did you become a Farker? What is it about this place that keeps you coming back? Voting enabled for those who don't want to give an original answer. Link goes to class webpage. (Most likely a repeat, but answers being used for a research paper.)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cris Carter trying to break Reggie White's record for most retirements
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man in prison for pogo stick beating, hopes to get sprung soon
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(Brampton Guardian)
 
 
 
"It's unlikely President George Dubya sits up in bed worrying about 250 naked men in Byron Bay, Australia"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Forget draft-dodging or affairs: In India, to slur a political opponent, claim he eats beef
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dr Koop)
 
 
 
One in five elderly women still having sex. Is glass 4/5 empty or 1/5 full?
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Illegal foreign prostitutes making life tough for illegal native prostititutes
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Even latest Japanese superheroes have serious flaws: Very fat, drunk or even female
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Japan's landfills all full. Anyone wishing to dispose of crap will have to paint fur and eyes on it and sell it to Westerners
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(Heather Carolin)
 
Boobies
 
Hot redhead boobies (not safe for work)
source: volny.cz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When having sex with two women at once, try not to slash them with your broken vodka bottle
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(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Free tofu give-away not nearly as popular as free beef give-away
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Advil may cure Alzheimer's if you can remember how to open the little bottle
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. to try out new citizenship tests. Must be able to name cast of "Friends"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cameroon bans drinking urine. There needs to be a law for this?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"U.S. consumers would not benefit from knowing which grocery stores, restaurants and butchers stocked meat products potentially contaminated with deadly bacteria," says the USDA
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Transportation Security Administration does not condone its baggage screeners insulting passengers because of what is in their suitcases
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(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Can I lose weight by donating blood?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Taxi driver improves morale extensively by dressing as Elvis. City threatens action because he's in violation of "cab driver uniform laws"
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Instead of cuddle, more couples "accidentally stab each other throughout the night"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unsuccessful airline ventures
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Nursing home caught trying to ship 19 residents to a facility 300 miles away without telling their families
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
KState player celebrates win prematurely, travels. Colorado gets one more shot, beats buzzer for victory. Duke sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anti-Porn crusaders just now realizing that Kaaza users share more than just music
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Expert" suggests Catherine Zeta-Jones get laid in limo. Any volunteers?
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(Rini.org)
 
 
 
Radio station DJ tricks Chirac into thinking he's taking a phone call from Jerry Lewis. France surrenders
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bank robber using public transportation to make getaways
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Anti-U.S. feeling fades in S. Korea
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed arrest faked? How can that be? He was killed last year
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bored Guy)
 
 
 
Enter your phone number and see what words and phrases it spells (ancient repeat)
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Dr Pepper's fake blog angers consumers
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AOL to release feature aimed at more "tech savvy" users. "Y do 12 yos hv 2 grw up?" CEO asks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who is the leader of sport's 12 Angry Men?
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(News24)
 
 
 
Man fined for hiring nude cleaning woman to shake the sheets
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lithuanian president believes in mystic toilet paper
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG transcript of kidnapper's arrest last month. "...the whole night, nightmare... has, uh, been like, uh, Jonah getting swallowed by the whale"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spell chek kan wursen righting skils
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Pope denounces Polanski for having sex with minors without being ordained
source: brokennewz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Dollar Bill)
 
 
 
Novus Ordo Seclorum: The (non-paranoid) meaning of the pyramid and eye on the $1 bill
source: greatseal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Oops. For sale: memory stick plus cancer patient records
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Patty Hearst empathizes with Elizabeth Smart; apocalypse arrives as Farker one-liners begin to come true
source: 1010wins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man buys 30th Buick from same dealer since 1939
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Any publicists read Fark? Contact drew@fark.com
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thai government wants to relocate parliment to an airplane hangar
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three die trying to get phone out of the crapper
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Flight attendant charged after giving crying child Xanax-spiked apple juice
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Mary's "Nipple" covered with tape until new signs arrives
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rallies to be held in D.C. this weekend in final effort to avoid war. Might be final opportunity for looting and vandalism
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Australian cricket player having his stumps rattled
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Haligonian)
 
 
 
Final headcount requested for Halifax Fark party on March 22nd. Link goes to party info page
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Enraged pet monkey runs amok in Yokohama
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Antlerarium)
 
Boobies
 
Chicks with antlers (safe for work?)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop defiant French president Jaques Chirac
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu March 13, 2003
(itv.com)
 
 
 
Don Johnson says reports of him in a money-laundering ring are farcical
source: itv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jesus gave St. Peter keys to kingdom of heaven, Vatican loses them
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boy starts $40,000 fire with paper airplane
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just in time for March Madness: The NCAA All-Ineligible Team
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dad says Elizabeth Smart was brainwashed, was not raised to rob banks with Patty Hearst
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kentucky Post)
 
 
 
Florence, KY baseball team to be nicknamed "Florence Freedom." Community wonders why it is named after fries, suggests renaming it "300 pounds of weed in an Escort"
source: kypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clinton to perform for Arkansas symphony, hears women blow wood and brass there
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IRS says it received 15 million tax returns last year prepared with TurboTax 2001. The problem is that Intuit sold only 5.5 million copies. Hmmm...
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teacher who once warned his pupils to refrain from picking up rare bird eggs on trial for amassing over 7,000 of them
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Doctors implant electrodes in Christopher Reeve's diaphragm, burn letters "KY" into it
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UCLA upsets overrated #1 Arizona. Duke sucks
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Two-headed calf born in Russia's Vologda region
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Constant public urination erodes ancient London Street
source: icberkshire.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(zwire.com)
 
 
 
March 13th "Giant Cheeto Day" in Algona, IA. Strangly enough, Drew's wife grew up there
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Fridge cleaning contest. Winners include sweater, pig's eye, horse milk, and a fruitcake from 1989
source: theadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some One)
 
 
 
Photoshop this limber Swedish TV personality
source: cafe.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At any given moment, 0.7% of world's population is drunk. We're not trying hard enough
source: wildcat.arizona.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake to host Celine Dion special on CBS. Producers hope that their combined suckiness will create giant "suck magnet" that will rid the world of all sucking forever
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Farkers GreaseMonkey and CerealCode come up with a quote for their Senior shirts (with voting)
source: home.att.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What computer brand is the best (voting)(link goes nowhere)
source: swbic.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Workers save cat buried to neck in solidified asphalt (with cat pic, video)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Water flows on Mars (with pics)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Purdue student threatens to detonate nuclear device on campus. Hilarity ensues
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German thief sentenced to dig a new swimming pool for victim
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Georgetown edges 7-man Villanova after 12 players were suspended for illegal long distance calls.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan "performance artists" duct tape objects to themselves, chant in front of U.S. Capitol. Turns out Capitol police don't know art when they see it, arrest couple
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News Observer)
 
 
 
Fox station pulls "Married By America," citing poor taste
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pictures from Jeff Bezos' helicopter accident
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
"After his arrest it became apparent to officers that he had breasts"
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
350,000 year old footprints found; may belong to Strom Thurmond
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher claims he doesn't remember grabbing woman's ass at vending machine
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(It's about time)
 
 
 
Brat toddler tossed from flight
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kids using rail lines as playgrounds (with pic). Hilarity imminent
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Southern Illinoisian)
 
 
 
Lost bear finds its way back home. Angry to find its porridge eaten while gone
source: southernillinoisan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
School compares oral sex in classroom incident to 9/11 terrorist acts
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nature.com)
 
 
 
Udder-seeking robots will help cows milk themselves. Mer
source: nature.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mansfield news journal)
 
 
 
Ontario Health Department is actively looking for a vicious attack kitty
source: mansfieldnewsjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Horse dentist's lost libido reaps $360K in compensation
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alleged murderer: "N Sync made me do it. No, really..." Judge: "Okay, case dismissed."
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Huge list of funny Microsoft Knowledge Base entries
source: dybka.home.mindspring.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Monkey Mayor starts his administration with a sex scandal
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Congresswoman filing bill proposing that families of U.S. soldiers, sailors and airmen buried in France and Belgium be allowed to dig up their remains and have them shipped home
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HBO halts filming of "The Sopranos" in wake of contract dispute with James Gandolfini
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Michael Buble)
 
 
 
Photoshop Michael Buble into classic movies. (CDs as prizes)
source: bandbuilder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell admits having "experimented" with lesbian fling
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DMRegister)
 
 
 
Iowa Community College president sincerely promotes "higher" education. Found growing pot in his basement
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
There's something about Mary (technically sfw)
source: bullz-eye.com
 
(Charleston)
 
 
 
SC governor wants state run like Wal-mart. All officials now must live in trailer parks, watch NASCAR
source: charleston.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Phone company sends man's bill to his new address -- Hillside Cemetery, Evergreen Section
source: 66.150.192.100   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
BC man arrested for using mannequin to drive in carpool lanes. "Manny" only one to show up in traffic court (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these soldiers walking off into the sunset
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Sid and Marty Krofft to auction cool stuff from TV shows past
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(Active Dayton)
 
 
 
Grandma's six figure gambling losses attributed to bingo
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Amazon.com's Jeff Bezos in helicopter crash with pilot involved in NM prison break
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Paris runway model steals show wearing body paint (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
Can we get a headcount on the Seattle Fark Party for April 5th? It's time to get our butts in gear. Link goes to party page
source: zekemacneil.com
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norman Lear to co-write episodes of South Park
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Jackyl to debut first guitar/chainsaw this weekend
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Minnesota man discovers he is a Nigerian prince; immediately begins elaborate scam
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(arabnews.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces the McArabia, featuring "Arab sauce"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Trees cause more pollution than cars
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Prohibitionist to run for president
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker Supichoo's crazy kid
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Wed March 12, 2003
(knoxstudio.com)
 
 
 
Man beats acquaintance from anger management class
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(CBS Market Watch)
 
 
 
CBS's Marketwatch likes what Fark has to say about Centrino
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams music REVIVES coma patient
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Middle schooler gets 10-day suspension for possesion of a deadly calculator
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Bush Sr. says no to unilateral war on Iraq
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Millionaire runner-up accepts half-million to pose for Playboy
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
NewsFlash
 
Elizabeth Smart found alive and well at Burger King in Sandy, UT
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dog gets haircut. So bad that owner calls the police
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Village recreation department offers Supermodel Class for little girls
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Blackouts common among college-age drinkers, I think
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(Forres-Gazette)
 
 
 
Man tired of mowing his lawn, enlists herd of wild boar to do it for him (with pic)
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(Signs on San Diego)
 
 
 
Dentist on probation for calming his patient with beer
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops deliver wrong corpse to bereaved family
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Killer Iraq drones made from balsa, duct tape and two weed whackers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rescuer helping an old woman
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(syracuse.com)
 
 
 
Signs of spring: First hot dog vendor appears in Syracuse
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(Iowa)
 
 
 
Iowa Legislature wants to redefine sex
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Siamese Fighting Fish are five times more fun than puppies
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(ThisIsLondon.com)
 
 
 
Pete Townshend officially not a pervert
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(CTNow)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service next day service (may take 34 years in some areas)
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Cabbie takes woman from Halifax to Bangor. Cabbie stops for Aspirin just outside Bangor. Hilarity ensues
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Expert" recommends that soldiers hold their fire if endangered species are visible
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese finally get around to banning 30-year-old Rolling Stone songs
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
School bully rakes in 1.5 million yen in lunch money
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Man steals car, fills it with gas, then returns it to police garage
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Singapore Airlines plane starts shooting flames out its ass on takeoff, blames Taco Bell Gorditas
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(This Is North Scotland)
 
 
 
Monkey elected mayor of Hartlepool, Scotland
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(amarillonet.com)
 
 
 
Texas nightclub sued for playing music
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
In California, where gas now averages $2.10 a gallon, refinery per-gallon profit margins have doubled since January 1
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(US Airways)
 
 
 
Fun with manipulating statistics: 91% is greater than 91% (see graph)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists create artificial liver. Tastes great with genetically-modified onions
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Proof that homemade horror movies can make it to Blockbuster
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(Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills look to sign Kevin Dyson, who burned them in 2000's "Music City Miracle." "If I sign here, it was a complete phony, bogus play that shouldn't have counted"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Intel will unveil Centrino, which is the company's first processor tailored to mobile environments. Cue the music... Fark on the run... Fark on the run
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(agresearch.co.nz)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl climbing a fence
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Serbian PM dead: Archduke Franz Ferdinand unavailable for comment
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(New Media Entertainment)
 
 
 
Wheaton plays John in Peter Pan-type movie, "Neverland."
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Serbian Prime Minister shot in an assassination attempt
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(Bank of Canada)
 
 
 
As a service to Canadian Farkers, search the Bank of Canada for unclaimed bank balances
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Don Johnson probably has a perfectly logical explanation for why he was found at the Swiss-German border with $5 billion
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man in Reuters office in Bejing surrenders
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Get in Fark's NCAA Tourney Pool. Team "Fark," password "DukeSucks"
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(NBC10)
 
 
 
Tonight's homework: Algebra, geometry, phone number of local dealer
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(Philly.com)
 
Video
 
Video of the 21,000-pound bomb dropped in Florida
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(Some One)
 
Boobies
 
Italian beauty Claudia Pandolfi (not safe for work)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop the sport of gentlemen: Rugby
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Sticky-octopus-shaped-blobs-that-crawl-down-walls-for-peace
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Porn legend Ron Jeremy hits half-century mark, but he's still going hard
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(Kentucky Post)
 
 
 
"What's amazing is that somebody would go 78 mph with 300 pounds of pot in the back seat -- and it was an Escort"
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Tue March 11, 2003
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man with bomb enters Reuters office in Beijing
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunk woman wakes up on ice floe
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Note to zookeepers: Please refrain from feeding whole horse heads to lions while public is present
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(The Mercury)
 
 
 
University of Tasmania breaks body-painting world record
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Exercising" prostate won't ward off dysfunction. It's probably worth trying anyhow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MTV names Metallica as its 3rd 'mtvICON'; Metallica sues
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(Tuscaloosa news)
 
 
 
Alabama considers raising legal age for marriage from 14 to 16
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Some schools abandon little-known, decades-old practice of letting students perform pelvic exams on women without consent while they are under anesthesia. Students revolt
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(Some Gal)
 
Boobies
 
�berbabe Maria from Deutschland (not safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Arsenal's Freddie Ljungberg (safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CIA hand-delivers postcards to its neighbors to put their minds at ease. Signs them "Marie"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker DonHoolio is considering running for mayor of Flint, MI. Any advice?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Farkers, meet Robert Pearson, U.S. Ambassador to Turkey
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
U.N. inspectors now focusing on nude protesters in search of weapons of mass erections
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Seven deadly sins packaged as ice creams. Specially-marked packages may include Gwyneth Paltrow's head
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Men are nipple fetishists who want their nipples to be the biggest, most desirable nipples possible
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Rich, poor differ on secret to success. Rich probably have better secret
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Up up down down left right left right B A select 'suck'
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Artist likes to paint pictures of Jesus in blue jeans and boxing gloves
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(Wired)
 
 
 
SETI@Home reinvestigating possible signal candidates
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Blackhawk down (or missing) in NY
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress officially renames French fries to "Freedom Fries"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Geek armwrestling settles major telecom lawsuit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Replacement drummer for drummer suing the new version of The Doors suing The Doors for hiring a replacement drummer for him
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
National "do not call" list for telemarketers is now law
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HBO counter-sues Tony Soprano to the tune of $100 million
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Newly unsealed transcript of 1977 sex assault reminds us why Roman Polanski won't be attending Academy Awards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN runs story on giant cheeto (fails to mention certain website however)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Thomas the Tank Engine" show can psychologically harm children because it shows too many wrecks
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(AllMusic))
 
 
 
Goathead-tossing band has colorful past
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the United States, lawmakers filibuster. In India, they scream at the top of their lungs. For four hours
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Company lining up terminally ill volunteers to memorize messages and try to deliver them in the hereafter
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Mexican restaurant C.O. Jones forced to change name
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(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
Fries, shakes, high-speed Internet access
source: internetnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Comedy goldmine: Failed FPS games
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(UGO)
 
 
 
Kill some time at lunch with this Children of Dune interactive chose-your-own-adventure thingee. Kids of the 80's will recognize this
source: ugo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australia to make goalies wear blindfolds during penalty shots
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Theme: Behind the scenes at the Oscars. Link is to stagehands getting ready
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(TBC)
 
 
 
Man fired for eyebrow ring, files lawsuit as member of the "Church of Body Modification"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Government employees told to share cell phones to save money
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man drowns in lake while riding lawnmower
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New York landlord accused of arranging stabbing, beating of rent-control tenants
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Bobby Knight unhappy with team's performance. Refuses to accept $250,000 salary
source: sports.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Canadian man who crossed border to buy gas pleads guilty to felony count
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Prince Charles suffers gardening injury
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Animal rights activists fail to steal Tamachan the bearded seal
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(ShooterReady)
 
 
 
An interactive long-range shooting course, with playable demo
source: shooterready.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ostrich farmer and his ostrich
source: derekshapton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Concertgoer gets fractured skull from flying sheep head
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Fusing 70's novelty acts with Mannheim Steamroller can never, ever be a good thing
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Mon March 10, 2003
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
$8 bounty placed on live hedgehogs. Richard Gere considers transitioning from hamsters
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Phone sex worker given workers' comp for carpel tunnel syndrome after masturbating too much
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Italy holds first ever National Skiing Championship for Priests
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Air Force warns Florida they are testing 21,000 pound "massive ordnance air burst" (MOAB) bomb Tuesday
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
83 percent of Canadians can't even name Canada's space agency. Canada has a space agency?
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Judge says no one could ever confuse Oprah Winfrey with porn
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman fired from her job for assisting gunshot victim. "She was away from her job for no good reason"
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Handcuffed student leaps 11 stories from dorm after drug bust
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these gas prices
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Beef Association wants girls to eat more meat. So do most boys
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man killed after losing staring contest
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(AP)
 
 
 
Landlord paid tenants to beat and stab other tenants
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(Movies.com)
 
 
 
Live action Pac-Man movie in the works
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Get in on Fark's Fantasy baseball league today. Name: Fark Baseball. Password: fark
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man has two idling cars stolen within ten minutes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Former teller sues bank over agoraphobia; court held in women's house
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Italian woman visits funeral director to plan her funeral, walks out and gets killed by car
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
'I'll have a beer," is one of the least used sentences in a Pakistani's vocabulary
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(WKBT)
 
 
 
Toddler crawls away from deadly car crash. No one walked away
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(Daily Illini police blotter)
 
 
 
Naked man found in middle of road covered with mud may have been drunk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Allergy to peanuts now treatable. Still no cure for Nutella
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Companies settle lawsuit out of court with arm-wrestling match
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(Some Kentuckian in Georgia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Georgia out of SEC and NCAA tournament
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida Keys are being overrun by iguanas. Article contains several fun facts about these wonderful creatures
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cat goes crazy over broom, traps man in bathroom for weekend
source: novascotia.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Mentally ill patient forced to run around in underpants
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Boxer Vladimir Klitschko shocks his fans
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Germans building new Berlin Wall for frogs
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Skeletor puts it all on the line in a game of Milton Bradley's "Operation"
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Motorcycle legend Barry Sheene dies
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Adopted man discovers he's from royalty. In other news, local geneologists phones explode
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
How we got Jackie Chan: A chain of events nearly 3000 years in the making
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(Some Sadistic Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty trainyard. Difficulty level: Impossible
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
A beautiful woman makes for great furniture
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
The only reason to wake up Monday. Another burninating Strong Bad email
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(Chortler)
 
 
 
North Korea releases new emoticons
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Photoshop contest: Design Iraq's new flag. You could win $100 and a Batboy T-shirt
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Owner of unoccupied ruined castle fined for watching BBC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Madonna posing as the human pretzel for W magazine. With pic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is this guy saying?
source: di.dell.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Indiana couple gets married with tigers in wedding party
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass fizzgig-looking dog wins Crufts Show (with pic)
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Study claims coffee combats diabetes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Morgue mistakenly cremates wrong body
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Junk mail cripples dog. Owner sues supermarket
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Drug bust yields 10 pounds of weed, alligator, landmine
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Formula One winner David Coulthard sucking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twins develop face recognition technology
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
The sexiest redheads of all time (safe for work)
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(Some Trivia Buff)
 
 
 
Play Trivial Pursuit online for free. w00t
source: trivialpursuit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boo hoo: Kids from Greenwich, CT will not be allowed to take their field trips to China and Greece. Will have to go to local second-rate museums, just like proletariat children
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(Active Dayton)
 
 
 
University student sends email (sender: university president) to 31K students announcing cancellation of classes. His laptop and marijuana stash surrender
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Indians launch tough new anti-alcohol policy -- drinkers forced to sweep hospital floors. Govt considering "Three sweeps and you're out" policy. In other news, Bombay broom sales skyrocket
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Group plans to ski Mt. Everest, hope to get great views of Yeti from the chairlift
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New security cameras will detect crimes before they occur
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Second annual Cedar Point Fark party, May 16-18
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