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Sun March 09, 2003
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(silive.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
North Korea test-fires second missile into Sea Of Japan
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(551)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cluster of bombs
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duke loses to archrival UNC. Duke sucks
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
How to make your money grow. Step 1: Build a moat. Seriously. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man sees his sister get hit by car, crosses road to help, gets hit by car coming other direction
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
USA may host 2007 World Cup... of cricket?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer team intimidate opponents by leaving severed pig's head in their locker room
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Farmers discover new use for cow poop; making electricty
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walken wins SAG award. If he doesn't win Oscar, he'll stab someone in the eye with a soldering iron
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(59)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Naked man who punched out windows, stabbed himself to death with glass shards may have needed psychiatric assistance
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Tony Blair forgets to register his car for discounted rate in London's congestion toll, now faces fines
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The rise of R-rated radio
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
PETA anti-fur protesters get a big surprise after jumping runway at fashion show
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(630)
 
(Customwire)
 
 
 
New national disaster hotline setup in governor's office rings with telemarketer offering pizza special
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Study shows guys who have trouble remembering a face can probably talk your ear off about cars
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man being chased by cops drives through house, escapes
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ostriches flirt with farmers. In other news Ostrich farming on the rise in Alabama
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Periodic chart / Haikus for each element / Still no cancer cure
source: iscifistory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chicago police tired of transporting the dead
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(41)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
South Indian state tries again to ban nude worship at Hindu temple
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bomb squad detonates Pizza Hut pizza bag. Taco Bell customers report similar detonations in their colons
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(NBC4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Flower Factory goes up in flames. Disappointed stoners show up looking for "blazing buds"
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(17)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Police in Ontario and Quebec get reports of "green things" in the sky, pass it off as a fireball
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the spirit of 8march2003.com, photoshop something of biblical proportions
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(153)
 
(Some bat, man)
 
 
 
Farker DiamondDave needs to get a bat out of his house and needs suggestions. Link goes to a picture of the unwanted guest. Voting enabled
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(143)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Sopranos" kid partying his way to disaster
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Dole says that Bob Dole is displeased with "60 Minutes" debates
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Lady)
 
Weeners
 
Wake up and smell the testosterone (sfw)
source: photobook.biz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fisherman reels in 15 kilos of ganja
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(mlive.com)
 
 
 
Bag of marijuana mysteriously appears on basketball court
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(43)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man on flight tries to enjoy a meal with his pet snake. Hilarity ensues
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man walks into bank wearing ski mask, demands money, then says, "Just kidding"
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(36)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Journalist thinks there is an underground city below Tokyo. Anime fans say "Told you so"
source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Boss pokes tongue at schoolgirl's job prospects
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Lawyer arrested for giving pot to client
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Legless man finishes marathon. Next plans to cut off arms and win Olympic weightlifting gold
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Feud in Dutch Royal Family. British point across Channel and laugh
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TATU: "I can't understand why everyone thinks we're lesbians''
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(160)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Academic unleashes umbrella attack on unsuspecting housewife
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(13)
 
(Dailyinterlake.com)
 
 
 
Bad spellers of the world, untie
source: dailyinterlake.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Whip out the wool, knitting is in again. Even Britney's doing it
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Duct tape wearers arrested in D.C
source: apnews.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rodeo bullrider
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(84)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Scientific study concludes that eating a lot of fast food and sitting in front of the TV makes you fat. Cure for cancer still far away
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(32)
 
(sundaymirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stunned British troops tell surrendering Iraqi soldiers to go back across border and wait for war to start
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(201)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sex work's a bitch
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(28)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"I've got to say, these drug-dealing scumbags really earn their pay"
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Say hello to Pennelope Jimenez. Say goodbye to kittens. Not safe for work
source: babelog.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Barking like dogs, wrapping each other in pipe cleaners. Welcome to the wacky world of Postal Inspectors
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(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hell's Angels founder arrested for fighting with his wife and daughter
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists say dogs biggest health problem is obesity. Still no cure for human cancer
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(15)
 
(Some Vulcan priestess)
 
 
 
Twenty clips of Leonard Nimoy discussing E-Business
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bar poems
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(31)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Iraqi subs are prowling Lake Michigan
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(83)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Policeman robs the cradle
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(34)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Discover your inner bitch
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop BatBoy's father
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(181)
 
(UTV)
 
 
 
74-year-old dies. Over 30 animal carasses found in home. China collection worth over half a million pounds (sterling) found
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Pam. Enough said. Not safe for work
source: universeporn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 


Sat March 08, 2003
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Master P Stalker sent to jail. Shake ya ass, watch y'self
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Convicts want apology after prison guard found guilty of theft
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(41)
 
(NBC4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Noodles the Clown charged with possesion of child porn
source: nbc4columbus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Bloody-Disgusting.com)
 
 
 
Walken in the new Frankenstein movie?
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(49)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop Arafat making kissy-kissy
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Watch Bruce Willis lose his cool with a TechTV interviewer
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(168)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Three thousand UK pubs getting WiFi. Beer-spill tragedies ensue
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(26)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Forbidden fruit found in desert
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(159)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Asshat lawmakers want to increase gas tax. They will not rest until U.S. is #1 in gas prices worldwide
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(251)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small Feng Shui tips for the home
source: klastv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Angelina Jolie -- SFW
source: superiorpics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Teenage sniper suspect loses jail privileges for defacing cell, shoes
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The uncanny link between rap and Al-Qaeda
source: patrioticamerica.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
$1 billion lawsuit against IBM could taint Linux... hehe... he said 'taint'
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ten worst franchises in pro sports
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Dogbomb)
 
 
 
Where old jokes go to die: Cheesy old jokes retold from the mouths of fleas
source: flea-toon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
99 is Gretzky and 23 is Jordan. Find out the best athletes for each number
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Some Truth Sayer)
 
 
 
Great Jack Nicholson soundboard
source: ebaumsworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
New Mexico wants 600,000 acres of Texas. Will have to pry it out of their cold, dead hands
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cheney's oil company to rebuild Iraqi rigs... go figure
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(461)
 
((Some patron saint of link posti)
 
 
 
Patron saints of... Rollerskating?? Lost keys?? Bowel disorders??? Religion has gone mad, people
source: catholic-forum.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Large water main breaks, geyser ensues
source: thedesertsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Cold Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sub-Arctic camp
source: newt.phys.unsw.edu.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
High school theology teacher fired after giving student `I wish you would die' valentine
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Fan letters to pornstars
source: trunkrecords.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stag party emus race for charity
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Drink, don't work. Guinness wants St. Patty's Day to be a national holiday. Link goes to petition
source: guinness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
U.S. parachuted mice onto Iraqi farms to destroy crops
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out some awesome cars from the 2003 Geneva Auto Show
source: honda-acura.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Self-contained ecosystems on your desk
source: eco-sphere.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(8march2003.com)
 
 
 
The March 8th thing gets weirder... Noah surrenders
source: mountainsub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(China Post)
 
 
 
Judge sets her drunk-driving husband free
source: chinapost.com.tw   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(WFSB.com)
 
 
 
Too many people whizzing on the beach in Fort Lauderdale, spring break bacteria ensues
source: wfsb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Iron Chef Ninja)
 
 
 
Ninja Burger on The Food Network, Sunday at 9pm eastern/pacific
source: foodtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Most Valuable Mustache)
 
 
 
Help Farker CB810 win the Most Valuable Mustache contest. Click on contestants and rate CB a 10
source: mvmustache.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby polar bear born at zoo
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
World beer fest cancelled due to lack of interest
source: nb.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(ktw.ca)
 
 
 
Man masturbates so hard his penis snaps and other horrific tales of broken wangage
source: ktw.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the D4. Top five vote-getting photoshops get a free CD. See thread for original. Link goes to their music so you can listen while you work.
source: flashtracking.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man fakes choking to pick up girlies
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Oscar Mayer's "Lunchables" -- turkey frisbees, liquid meat, and crayon shavings. Mmmmm...
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
((Sally Struther Elementary Schoo)
 
 
 
Zero tolerance strikes again
source: channelcincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman who slipped on dog poop in Petsmart to get a jury trial
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Unplyoee)
 
 
 
Breakout 360. Work Surrenders
source: skybox.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Bemused College Student)
 
 
 
The idiocy of the service sector revealed as college student attempts to spend two-dollar bill at Taco Bell
source: digiserve.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Modern day Paul Bunyan mistakenly fells 1000 trees in public park
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Asshats use pepper spray to help Clippers win, fail
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 


Fri March 07, 2003
(craigslist)
 
 
 
Just what every town needs -- an LOTR tribute band. Hobbits need not apply
source: craigslist.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker juan_de_fuca_plate must come up with a design for his university's Geology Club T-Shirt. Photoshop design suggestions. Link goes to club website
source: earth.boisestate.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Oracle job opening: Manicurist who can learn "techniques specific to Oracle employees"
source: theregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
NASA releases new pictures of Jupiter
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Ask Men)
 
 
 
How to tie your tie
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Emulators are evil and must be destroyed
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Heavy metal enthusiasts sent to Moroccan prison for being "Satanists"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pothole almost flips car, then eats trash truck
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some beach bum)
 
 
 
Highly addictive beach ball game. Excellent graphics
source: nonoche.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Little League Update)
 
 
 
Little League all-star gets hit by baseball, sues coach. Judge tosses case out... kid never saw it coming
source: press-enterprise.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Boulder News)
 
 
 
Town hosts annual "Frozen Dead Guy Days"
source: bouldernews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Ronald McD)
 
 
 
Ingredients of McDonald's menu items
source: mcdonalds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man assaults woman with beans. Officer Franks to investigate
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Jackass)
 
Boobies
 
Tonight's Beaches (not safe for work)
source: babelog.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Trogdor shirts now available -- let the burninating begin
source: store.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Deer avoids a car, but crashes into house; cops busy writing six tickets in one traffic stop
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German couple fined for "Chinese fire drill" -- at 50 mph
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Click on Detroit)
 
 
 
Wicked knife fight breaks out over free soup at Detroit soup kitchen
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tourists who stole rocks from sacred Aboriginal site return them due to bad luck caused by rocks
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cops feed diamond thief White Castle hoping he'll "give that s**t back"
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man teaches squirrels, ponies and armadillos to water ski (with pic)
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Hollywood "airbrush tan" specialist will be busy on Oscar night
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Owe Canadian taxes from over six years ago? Not anymore you don't
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An IMDb for books
source: iblist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Let the lawsuits start. Woman files $125 million suit after taking ephedra and suffering a stroke
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
NASA releases images of the crater that killed the dinosaurs
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: The Misadventures of Dick and Jane
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
City buys vests for patrol pooches to protect them from the city's mean cats
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unconventional worship service
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(phillyburbs.com)
 
 
 
What is Leif Garrett doing these days?
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Average folks to be selected as Gap models
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(cbsnews.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Two of bin Laden's sons busted in Afghanistan
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(652)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why one kind of ice cream in your grocer's freezer is at eye level while another is stocked knee high?
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
FARK soon available on top of the world
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Swimsuit store offers peephole viewing service into dressing rooms
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Women in Hong Kong beating small men to make the economy better
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
4.7 million chickens in CT have been quarantined due to possible influenza. In other news, McDonald's drops the price of McChicken to $0.50 in CT
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Teens afraid to go over cell minutes almost float out to sea
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
If you attend the University of Texas, you might be one of 52,000 students who had their social security numbers and email addresses stolen by hackers
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Elvis Presley's TV remote up for auction
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Bigfoot researcher studying the sex life of the Sasquatch
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(NBC4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Judge lifts suspension of beer sales at Blue Jackets' stadium
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(39)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
North Dakota decides to close bars at 1am instead of 2am
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Adam West and Burt Ward posing for their new TV movie
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nice flash explanation of how a home run is hit
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 


Thu March 06, 2003
(Nike Swoosh)
 
 
 
Inmate planning escape smoothed toothpaste over his black shoes to look white and drew a Nike symbol on a plain T-shirt.
source: southwestfloridaonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Captain Obvious)
 
 
 
Firebird-driving resident passed off fake $1 bill at the toll booth
source: gulfcoastgateway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(TechTV)
 
Video
 
LARPers out elfin around
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(166)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cyclist gets face surgically reconstructed after freak kangaroo accident
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy kid and his big catch
source: laclochelakecamp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Student passing out at school assembly leads to lemming-like rash of fainting
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop invisible condoms to prevent monkeys from getting HIV. No, seriously...
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Worm thieves. Yes, worm thieves
source: gopbi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(BayArea.com)
 
 
 
Unveiled at the Cool Products Expo 2003: Saddleco's "Flow" bicycle seat which promises to avoid "sore butts and genital numbness."
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline analysts say Hooters Air in danger of going bust
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(75)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hydrogen cars to get "cheaper," only $20K -- and in seven more years
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(123)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Swollen scrotum myths dispelled
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Top 10 list of scientific discoveries in 2002
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Study: Too few men are fondling their jewels. Fark poll indicates otherwise
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(110)
 
(Macon.com)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for abusing hamsters. [Insert Richard Gere joke here]
source: macon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grenade-proof cars the new 'must have' for safety and security
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(WB)
 
 
 
First Doogie Howser, then Screech. Now it's Macaulay Culkin's turn to freak out
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(66)
 
(KUSA - Denver)
 
 
 
Dad shot and killed while teaching gun safety to his 13-year-old son
source: 9news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(437)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man loses 500-pound pet bear during walk in neighborhood
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Station wagons won't replace mini-vans for car sex. Can't get laid if you drive a station wagon
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
According to poll, 21 percent of responders have been abducted by UFOs and an additional 19 percent say "maybe." 100 percent have received anal probes
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company expects new curry and cheese flavors of ice cream to fend off rival Nestle
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists shove all of 6.7 gigs over 6,800 miles in Internet speed record. Porn surfers rejoice
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(80)
 
(Leaflet Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own Gulf War 2 propaganda leaflet. Link points to a few real leaflets dropped in Iraq so far
source: centcom.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(WCVB-TV)
 
 
 
100+ vehicles involved in three separate accidents on I-95 in Attleboro, MA
source: thebostonchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
How to get a job your mother won't like
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Rogue medical examiner gives prostate exams for his own sexual gratification
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Banking glitch gives student $9.9 million
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
"American Idol" contestant charged with assault. Unfortunately, didn't clean Simon's clock
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Several citations issued to people making and selling illegal bathtub cheese
source: wixt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Cyndi Lauper's two-part "Goonies 'R' Good Enough" music video. Featuring crazy WWF wrestlers, hibachi chefs, and more.
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(76)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to third child at 3:33pm on 3-3-03
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(98)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Necrophiliac sadist who killed his girlfriend and her mother could become a "safe and useful citizen"
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
If you're choking on food, don't try to remove it with a fork. Especially not twice in three years
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Airliner with 97 on board crashes in Algeria
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Girl mowed down while mother plays pachinko
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Female Russian soldiers hold beauty pagent. No one wins
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Captured python coughs up evidence of cats
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Google)
 
Weeners
 
Google honors Michelangelo's birthday
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(85)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
First leaded, then unleaded, next: Jojoba
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man donates $75,000 in loose change to church. Takes three trucks and 12 men to move
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is a Tibetan mask to ward off evil spirits. Photoshop to ward off what ails you
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(Intel Inside)
 
 
 
Portland leads country in "most unwired city" survey sponsored by Intel
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(67)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British 'Millionaire' TV show coughs up grand prize to alleged cheater whose method wouldn't fool a grade school teacher
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(65)
 
(The Sideboard)
 
 
 
What do "professional" Magic The Gathering players do in their spare time?
source: wizards.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mall wants charges against peace t-shirt guy dropped, very badly
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(320)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
NewsFlash
 
War to start in one week. Set your Tivos
source: dailytelegraph.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1129)
 
(EW)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera to replace Britney as Versace's new "muse." That must be Italian for slut
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Amusing celebrity tax deductions; come up with more (voting enabled)
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Former "Big Brother" star vows to remain in Baghdad as human shield. With a bit of luck someone will hit him
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(54)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The origins of the hoagie. Heros, grinders, subs and poor boys surrender.
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's cooking in this kitchen scene
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(98)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Air Guitar Championship expected to draw large turnout. AC/DC spots 14 points
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(58)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E reviews the very first issue of Nintendo Power Magazine
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walmart's a little mixed up about "The Hobbit"
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(211)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
You too can be a part of the vampire church. Vampires go to church?
source: vampire-church.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 


Wed March 05, 2003
(The Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Man buys coin for $800 at auction, finds out it's worth at least $100,000
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(91)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chocolate-covered 'shrooms on sale in Oregon
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Broncos sign Plummer to $40M deal. "It was a very difficult decision between Chicago, Arizona and Denver"
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(67)
 
(Some Obscure Guy)
 
 
 
Dustin Diamond wows IMU campus with hilarious "Saved by the Bell" anecdotes... then things become "disturbing"
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(150)
 
(Some ripper)
 
 
 
Federal cops raid Australia's biggest telco looking for $60million in pirated MP3s -- ignore child pr0n, warez
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(94)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Gun-toting bus driver mimics The Simpsons
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Flash-powered slideshow of early 20th century visions of the future. Complete with flying cars
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Knights of the Hell
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Video game tester makes $40K a year, but can work up to 106 hours a week
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(170)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Extreme tourism: Experts recommend
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scuffle breaks out at city council meeting -- three council members, mayor arrested
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Internet Movie Database's Worst of 2002 poll
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(269)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian company selling lower-priced prescription drugs to the U.S. via the Internet is opening U.S. franchises
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(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New $20 to have a non-green background
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(161)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Christina Ricci spooky as lesbian. Still in desperate need of a sandwich
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(204)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Eagles announce a new farewell tour, named "Farewell I"
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
PC Mag picks Fark.com as one of the top 100 websites. Geek excitement ensues
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
62-year-old Tom Jones goes hip hop with a killer version of "Black Betty".... video link on the right
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(106)
 
(Silicon Valley)
 
 
 
Sony's next video-game console will feature new technology that packs the processing power of a hundred of today's personal computers on a single chip
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(280)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to make fire with a block of ice
source: primitiveways.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Interview with a spammer
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's the big day: The inaugural flight of Hooters Air, when the sky gets just a little friendlier
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Lonely Guy)
 
 
 
How to get phone numbers from strippers
source: sosuave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(289)
 
(The Detroit News)
 
 
 
Pot smokers adopt highway
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(284)
 
(knoxville news)
 
 
 
Man shoots computer four times with revolver, hangs it on the wall of his bar as a trophy. Jail time ensues
source: knoxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Jackass)
 
Boobies
 
Oops, I did it again... This one remind you of anyone famous? (not safe for work)
source: babelog.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Anniversary of the potato chip, that's crisps for you Brits
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian communists want to clone Stalin
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Grenade thrown into home -- family throws it back out
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Headteacher bans "Three Little Pigs" because of religious sensitivities
source: icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Thief steals gators from miniature golf moat
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Dave Barry says being a rock star is better than writing
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
The Simpsons Alphabet
source: tvguide.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
ACLU busted for privacy violation. Commonsense laughs its fool head off
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(241)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
North Dakota town under seige by rogue band of turkeys
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What the HELL has happened to Doogie Howser? (with shocking pic)
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
The typical American male would make out with Britney Spears if given the chance. Farkers break out their 10-foot poles
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
 
 
Jana, Jana, Jana... I wanna, wanna, wanna (safe for work)
source: bullz-eye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Texas company plans to build spacecraft to sail on solar winds, test it in 2004. In other news, science geeks rejoice
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(47)
 
(Some transcript)
 
 
 
Transcript of recent SNL hosted by Walken. Colonel Angus surrenders
source: snltranscripts.jt.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NCAA Men's tourney favors big conferences
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this record-breaking pole vaulter
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(104)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Second bomb shakes Philippines
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(ESPN)
 
Video
 
Leafs' Darcy Tucker goes nuts and invades the Senators bench. Comes out with 42 penalty minutes and several knuckle sandwiches
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(158)
 
(MyWebPal.com.)
 
 
 
Two, four, six, eight. What do school board members hate? Bare midriffs
source: news.mywebpal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Average IQ by country. France surrenders
source: members.shaw.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(383)
 
(Europemedia.net)
 
 
 
One-fourth of German surfers use Internet for health matters. Goes up 74 percent if you include "stress relief"
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(29)
 
(Channel3000)
 
 
 
Escaping herd of cows cause traffic jam. Mer
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raiders sign Jerry Rice to six-year extension -- JERRY RICE IS 40 YEARS OLD
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(via HardOCP)
 
 
 
How exactly does alcohol make you feel good about yourself, and makes women more attractive? Find out here
source: home.howstuffworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some cunning linguist)
 
 
 
Ever wonder which part of the country says "car-ml" and which says "carr-a-mell?"
source: hcs.harvard.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Some Chick)
 
Weeners
 
It's about time for another decent Weeners link. Hot guys, hard bodies and barely SFW...
source: mostbeautifulman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(beer am good)
 
 
 
Vitamin Beer ad campaign banned by Brits
source: realbeer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Takara's Penny-Racers: the only toy cars powered by dirty old coins
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 


Tue March 04, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tiger Woods and David Toms looking at something
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this turtle
source: echeng.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(223)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember Speak 'N Spell? Annoy your co-workers by pressing "B" 400 times
source: speaknspell.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(San Diego Channel)
 
Video
 
Watch action carjacker run, jump, dodge cars and then get attacked by police dog
source: thesandiegochannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
The NOLA Fat Tuesday Boobiecam
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
The ridiculously sexy Carlson twins (SFW)
source: thecarlsontwins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(UIC Today.net)
 
 
 
Five signs your lover is cheating on you
source: uictoday.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Environmentalists say burning cardboard, plastics and food leftovers is better for the environment than recycling. Greenpeace surrenders
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(NBC.com)
 
 
 
Tonight on Leno, yup you guessed it: Walken
source: nbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dr. Pepper creates "milk with attitude," calls it "Raging Cow," and uses fake blog to market it. (Think they got that idea here?)
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Science Fiction Book Club)
 
 
 
Top 50 list of Science Fiction and Fantasy books released, J.K. Rowling surrenders
source: sfbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(417)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
British having trouble keeping soldiers supplied with toilet paper, McDonald's
source: thisisleicestershire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Fat Tuesday boobies (not safe for work)
source: stormandbirdsey.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Teacher: "Bringing my loaded handgun to school was a mistake."
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two live utility poles left standing in middle of road. Live utility poles?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Sydney Hearald)
 
 
 
ISPs in Australia that are required to offer filters prefer using the crappy ones so people will watch more porn online
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Students figure out the physics of pancake tossing
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
It's Fat Tuesday, eat jelly doughnuts for Jesus
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The Naked Jogger of Binghampton keeps up his streak
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop a more interesting history for the Pioneer 10
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Masturbation blamed for ruining marriages
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(437)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court victory for Victor's Little Secret
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AOL to ruin the only thing they got right, plan to charge for IMs
source: thehollandsentinel.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Axeman attacks chef over pizza
source: thisislondon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears throws nipple-piercing party for her entourage of dancers and backup singers
source: entertainment.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Teacher wants day off, phones in bomb threat. Jailarity ensues
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Daval had a son on the weekend, needs advice on how to get the baby to sleep at night and be active during day
source: surebaby.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(273)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Country star Toby Keith says he could have a sitcom on any of the four networks if he wanted it. Apparently starring with Alf in 10-10-220 commercials not enough
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Long lost twin sisters reunited by chance encounter
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Explosion at Philippines airport kills at least 17
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(365)
 
(Suicide Girls)
 
Boobies
 
Goth girls gone wild. With journals (not safe for work)
source: peepshow.suicidegirls.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(275)
 
(Some keyboard)
 
 
 
Theme: Design a keyboard layout that would cater to Farkers. Link goes to a blank keyboard diagram
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lawmakers ban McDonald's ads because the real burgers don't look anything like the ones advertised
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
U.S. soldiers pass time with `Fashion Model Bingo'
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(28)
 
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Woman born on Feb 29 hits her 20's
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Boobies
 
The Coors twins (SFW)
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Madonna pens children�s book series. Kids reporting nightmares about giant pointy boobs
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(59)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman keeps dead husband's body in house for three weeks just in case religious cult was right about him coming back to life
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(134)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Even more naked people protest against war. World begins to think Australians just like taking their clothes off
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(92)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Fan picture shows Fiesta Bowl penalty was right call (with pic)
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Lawmaker suggests Missouri's Department of Conservation pay drivers $250 if they hit a deer, because they're in charge of managing the herd
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N. Korea intercepts U.S. recon aircraft. France surrenders
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Original Bible found in Russia, mentions first space flight
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(57)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bowler
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(Lehigh Valley Express-Times)
 
 
 
City council candidate withdraws after 4th DUI arrest
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Highway blocked by thousands of hotdogs. Police in a pickle, however motorists relishing the situation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama town to ban couches, cars parked on lawn
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(79)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Scandinavians endure long winters by making spectacular porn
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Unclaimed property all over Texas. Check and see if Texas is holding a little something for ya
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Boobies
 
Sung Hi Lee - Korean nude model (not safe for work)
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NY subway vending machines now speak Polish and Haitian Creole. Presumably not to the same person
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Confessions via SMS declared void by Catholic Church
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Public schools forbidden from expelling special ed students, even if they try to kill the teacher
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College towns fight "student slums," otherwise known as housing students can actually afford
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David Wells in hot water for half-drunk perfect game comment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coors Twins a hit, except with women and people over 65
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(99)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand plans to funnel tax money into winning back America's Cup from Swiss
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Athletes charged with "battery by body waste." One is suing the school citing "It happened to me, I thought it was a rite of passage."
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(102)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Stonehenge may represent female anatomy. In other news, Great Pyramid of Egypt may be a big stone teat
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(77)
 
(Northern Daily Leader)
 
 
 
Naked 98-year-old deemed suspicious
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(24)
 
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Bar lets patrons sketch nudes while drinking beer
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man craves ice cream, violates house arrest. Goes to jail
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(26)
 
(Some Chew)
 
 
 
JerkyChew's next check is #666. Who should he send it to, and for how much? Voting enabled
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Thousands flock to see solid gold toilets
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(46)
 
(This Is Gloucestershire)
 
 
 
Greeks try to ban book that depicts the Last Supper as a drinking binge and suggests that Christ is pals with Jimi Hendrix
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tourists trying the parabolic flight
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(109)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton tapped for jury duty
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(80)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Granddad undies back in style
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(113)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The couple that gains 700lb together get stomachs stapled together
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(220)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not content with just killing military personnel, aircraft manufacturer develops a civilian version of the V-22 Osprey
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(77)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
No more drunken snowball fights or nude skiing in Vail
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(64)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
St. Pete Times sums up the eBay-Cheeto incident from last week
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(95)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Housewife finds Hitler's head in garage sale bowling bag
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(103)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Irish millionaire buys taxi license so he can drive in restricted lanes. However he must pick up passengers if hailed
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(110)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sergei Fedorov admits he and Anna Kournikova were married but are now divorced and no longer talk
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(135)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball player hurts neck putting on hat
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman's transplanted corneas are 130 years old
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(68)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
P Diddy to open restaurant in Detroit
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(154)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Britain's oldest couple celebrates 79 years of marriage
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(97)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
This week's Strongbad Email
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(255)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Study concludes that obese people eat more. Cure for cancer remains elusive
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(104)
 
(press republic)
 
 
 
Photoshop dogs with new hairstyles from Paul Mitchell's line of designer canine hair products
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(73)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Giving new meaning to up shiat creek without a paddle
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(50)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Officer resigns over diploma forgery
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(80)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Oblivious man continues riding ski lift after friend fell to death
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(101)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It ain't a real wedding reception without mace, knives and angry drunks
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Roller coaster manager makes bid for Darwin Award
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Girl baffles teacher with essay. "we used 2go2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :- kids FTF. ILNY, it's a gr8 plc."
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kid tries Harry Potter stunt with umbrella and trampoline, pierces lung
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(113)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Feng Shui expert says the new WTC design will inhibit the flow of energy
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(218)
 
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Boobies
 
Jaime Pressly. Sort of SFW
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(110)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese reality TV now features fishing with depth-charges
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