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Sun March 02, 2003
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC reports from Bagdad.... Kentucky
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop some ideas for Harry Potter author's appearance on "The Simpsons"
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(53)
 
(Fark Classic)
 
 
 
Crazy tests With twinkies
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(68)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
What would Mardi Gras debauchery be without a live webcast?
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(284)
 
(Manchester Online)
 
 
 
Guy passes driving test without using his hands
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(67)
 
(sltrib.com)
 
 
 
Voice tracking. Just another reason radio really does suck
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(181)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Harry Potter running for provincial governor in Russia. They grow up so fast
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke goes from suck to blow as St. John's scores last 12 points of game, wins with no time remaining
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(76)
 
(Arizona Republic)
 
 
 
Tempe cracks down on bare boobies by discouraging Mardi Gras beads
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(84)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Audio interview with woman who carved busty snowwoman. Includes tips on carving snow boobs
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(35)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hippie who runs commune thinks former members who "sold out" and got jobs will be coming back
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(133)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Fake cop lures couple away, then robs home
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(31)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Salvador Dali sketch stolen from Riker's Island. Inmates shocked beyond belief
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the World's Greatest Superfriends
source: latriathlon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(newsnet 5)
 
 
 
Woman claims she hears animals talking, charges $50 a session.. in other news, Brooklyn Bridge for sale, cheap
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(72)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
United kingdom plans mass duckocide
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman dies after operating table falls apart during surgery
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cowboy with obscenities spray-painted on his pickup threatens to jump off a bridge while twirling a lasso
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(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Barbi twins, whose breasts must surely be down by their ankles now, to appear in Playboy after 10 year absence
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(74)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
When booking a flight online, make sure you have the right Lafayette
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(54)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Snack companies fined $185,000 for violating kids' online privacy
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Private school closes in the middle of school year without any warning
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(82)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Local PC guru kills Windows box... asks for your help fixing it
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(306)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Behold the power of unlisted cheese: Campbell recalls soups with unlisted cheese
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(31)
 
(Evening Post)
 
 
 
Latest "must have" musical instrument -- medical scanners?
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(39)
 
(wzzm13.com)
 
 
 
Raccoon attacks new parents while in court
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(38)
 
(Some Slashdotter)
 
 
 
Amazon, challenging Microsoft for 'Monopoly' title, starts selling domains
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(31)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
When movies & TV shows become horrible video games
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(105)
 
(I (heart) mass transit)
 
 
 
Farker Woodrow318 issued citation for crossing between cars on a stopped L train in order to avoid the suffocating stench of vomit. What's the stupidest ticket you've ever received? Vote for the worst
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(306)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Switzerland becomes first land-locked country to win America's Cup. New Zealand Surrenders
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(40)
 
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
What can news sites learn from Fark.com? Plenty
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Jackass Derby
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Air marshals open can of whoop-ass, arrest man on U.S. Airways flight
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(151)
 


Sat March 01, 2003
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Jared drops puck at hockey game, highlight of North Dakota's day
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patient has smallpox-related infection in eye, knows someone who was innoculated
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Airport removes comics due to hijack potential of small, brightly-coloured plastic toy guns
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(46)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British "human shields" told to find a target or go home. Intestinal fortitude nowhere to be found
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(314)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
78-year-old man caught exposing himself to 86-year-old nursing home resident
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(61)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Robotic swarm wins MIT prize. Killer robots right around the corner
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Dispatcher sends paramedics to wrong city because his database shows different address than the one family keeps telling him
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Red Sox pitcher arrested for minor violation after an invective-filled tirade against a police officer
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bus driver given parking ticket while picking up passengers at bus stop
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(WDP)
 
 
 
Nobel prize winning scientist seeks out the 'stupid' gene
source: gloucestercitizen.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Thousands of Ball Park Franks spilled across highway in tractor-trailer crash. PETA surrenders
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Don't call the assistant state attorney general a bad name in front of the state medical board if you're a doctor
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(67)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Kentucky men bite into glass, pin in McDonald's french fries
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(66)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Melbourne Symphony Orchestra wear Kiss makeup (pics)
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(50)
 
(Some Paper Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop ways for the U.S. government to raise enough money to cover their deficit. Link goes nowhere important
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(143)
 
(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Suspected 9/11 mastermind arrested
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(439)
 
(Tuscaloosanews)
 
 
 
Inmate steals tape recorder from courtroom after theft conviction on 42 burglary and theft charges.
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(30)
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
Chicago police release surveillance video taken during deadly nightclub stampede. No actual video with article, disturbing frame-by-frame account
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(59)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Outhouses a prized possesion in Kansas
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Talk about taking the Beatle's song "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" a little too literally..
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(78)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Old Fark topic, new request: Photoshop your own choice for Patron Saint of the Internet
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(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cats now cleared to get organ transplants
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(56)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Sumo: Get fat and earn the title "athlete." Farkers rejoice
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(55)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Seven college students treated for food poisoning after ingesting marijuana-tainted dorm food
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(115)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Texas farm offers barnyard animals asylum. Must be for poo-litical prisoners
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mini emergency exits built for frogs and snakes under new railway. Twenty brave toads, snakes, frogs and lizards will test to see if they actually work
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(43)
 
(zwire)
 
 
 
Bus driver refuses man trying to board with TV and rolling bed
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(72)
 


Fri February 28, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is considering sneaking out on to the roof and attaching a picture to his company's construction webcam. Photoshop a pic for him to use
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(231)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bermuda tourism ads shot in other picturesque places, including Hawaii and Florida
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(31)
 
(dailytelegraph.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's adding fresh fruit to menu. "Tastes are always changing and these changes to McDonald's menu aim to provide our customers with even more choice"
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(123)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Titian step aside, enter Page 3 girls (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A better Amy Cobb link for those of you who couldn't open the last one that got Farked (not safe for work)
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(64)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
J-Lo gets nervous when peeing. Asks that floor be evacuated. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carol Channing to marry at 82. Fb- is the father of the bride
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(55)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Theatre fined for sacking employee over theft of burnt popcorn and 29 cents worth of lemonade
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dogs wise up, go for parked cars instead of moving ones
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clever pigeons roost at toll booths, can poop on every single car
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a bizarre mass-malfunction, Venezuela's clocks are ticking too slowly. All of them
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
After years of effort, Kentucky bible college finally rids itself of "666" phone prefix
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(73)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Wyoming Senator wants model rocket engines exempt from Homeland Security Act
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(70)
 
(KMED.com)
 
 
 
Pay-per-view sance promises to let you shoot the bull with Princess Di
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Last night, Bostony had a dream and Drew was in it. Discuss the first time you realized you were on Fark way too much. Voting enabled
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(230)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
High-oh Silver. Lasso-wielding cowboy climbs bridge, halts traffic
source: news.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
A ridiculous number of cheeto listings now on Ebay
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these "Drink Responsibly" posters
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(179)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Been dumped? The best revenge may not be a 2.5 ton fireball
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(96)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Forbes: Why Russians are clever, but poor
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The tiny town of Moab, Utah, has asked Bush not to use the acronym MOAB for a new bomb because it could damage city's image
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Dave Letterman has shingles. Roofing jokes ensue
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana University being circled by suspicious aircraft. No comment from adult film company Shanes World
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Tennessean)
 
 
 
Grocery store abduction suspected to be a hoax. Considered to be reenactment of "Jackass"
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Camera crew following Roseanne as she shops, runs into another camera crew shooting Ozzy Osbourne
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
French-owned hotels in U.S., "proud of our French heritage," stop flying French flag, replace it with white flag
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
Homestarrunner on NY1, city awaits burnination
source: ny1.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Animutation Hyakugojyuuichi turns 2 today. Rap song made by Trapezoid in celebration
source: artists.mp3s.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you've got State Farm insurance, hope we have a nuclear attack prior to December 1
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs says passport is "funky"; puts Canadian citizen on a plane to India
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(230)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Couple allows perfect stranger to house-sit for them while on vacation; are shocked to return to a home with considerably fewer furnishings
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(45)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Woman drops car off at dealer for repairs. Employees get caught having sex in the backseat. Hilarity ensues
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Mitchell salon products launches new line of designer hair products for dogs
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Knicks star Latrell Sprewell arrested for minor violation at counter-terrorism checkpoint in New York
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Big Eye on the Web reviews bizarre new European Diesel commercial (with video)
source: fhm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good samaritan who pulled out stranded motorists with his Jeep during last week's snowstorm gets $117 traffic fine for improperly parking on the roadway
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA releases re-entry video from inside Columbia
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(218)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Lance Bass to serve as lead judge for NBC's "The Search for the Most Talented Kid in America"
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Great White's Jack Russell wants immunity in exchange for testifying against RI club owners
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Game: What's missing from President Bush's hand?
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Get something confiscated at airport security? Buy it back on Ebay
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
War with Iraq delays production start of Mad Max 4
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(WPVI.com)
 
 
 
When you "move for a mishearing" and offer to expose yourself to the judge, you know that your hearing is not going well
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ivy League Cornell University sends out "Welcome" emails to rejected students
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(237)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes Jeb Bush's airplane. George Bush demands God disarm lightning bolts immediately
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
KKK to demonstrate in support of Augusta National's all-male membership policy
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
J-Lo can't walk 100 yards, uses fleet of limos to traverse distance
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fred "McDaddy" Durst says he banged Britney doggy style, among other things
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Al Roker's weird restaurants. Link goes to a celebrity chef page
source: ivillage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(WSMV)
 
 
 
Man hops out of trunk in grocery-store parking lot handcuffed. Chased around then thrown back in car; speeds off
source: wsmv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Come up with possible vanity plates for dogs or other pets (voting enabled)
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Land-locked Switzerland one win away from taking America's Cup
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Brad Pitt fart in a jar
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(The Tartan)
 
 
 
Campus police save student from nipple ring accident. "Student was braless at the time of the incident."
source: thetartan.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 


Thu February 27, 2003
(GuideHorse)
 
 
 
Seeing eye horses (check out the Nikes)
source: guidehorse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Concorde craps half its rudder into the Atlantic, deemed "not critical"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Beware of jobs paying 100k a year for surfing porn and testing beer on Monster.com
source: digitalmass.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(wkm.com)
 
Video
 
Fun with iced-over bridge in Nashville. Sit back and let the hilarity ensue
source: wkrn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(222)
 
(wkm.com)
 
 
 
Crackhead breaks into apartment with gas leak, attempts to light crack pipe. Richard Pryor ensues
source: wkrn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Manson wants to perform with Siamese twins in front of nude crowds
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Artificial foot crafted for frostbitten duck
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal ATM, forget to take money
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
When applying corporal punishment, give your dildos the afternoon off
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(WebPagesThatSuck.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop a half-naked Vincent Flanders offering advice on alt tags
source: webpagesthatsuck.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Bodacious surfing champ Amy Cobb. She hangs ten. (not safe for work)
source: ford.sexywebpictures.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Communist theme park, features thrilling "standing in line for bread" ride
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Animal rights groups add reflectors to elephants to stop cars from hitting them
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian Open finalist has found secret to success: flying bird droppings
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Daily Hampshire Gazette)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant worker chases another employee around restaurant with cleaver during dinner hour No extra charge for floor show
source: gazettenet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men love their bums more than women
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Cop gives teen wedgies and makes him do naked handstands
source: stamfordadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Tiger behaves like tiger when man scales zoo fence
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you are growing pot in your house, do not call 911 and hang up
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(channel oklahoma)
 
 
 
CAT scan reveals cat mummy is really a dog mummy
source: channeloklahoma.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Emmitt Smith released from the Cowboys. In other news, his wife is still hot
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(WMUR)
 
 
 
Thieves steal skis, advertise them on eBay, accept bid from original owner
source: thewmurchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
"World's Largest E-bay Cheeto" shirts now available on ebay
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Boy said he lied about dog house punishment
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Planes and rabbits don't play well together: "Our airside people can't bag the carcasses fast enough."
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Iceland suffering through testicle shortage
source: certtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Email announcement leads Michigan cops to crash hotel orgy
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
David Wells says he pitched his perfect game with "monster breath and a raging, skull-rattling hangover"
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(79)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bullet train racing along tracks at speeds of 274k/h lulls driver to sleep
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(52)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Monkey escapes UC Berkeley lab; tries to date Katherine Ross
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Public masturbator denounces protest song by boy band pop stars
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(131)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Forgetting that camera was on, Canadian MP states "Damn Amercians. Hate those bastards."
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(1056)
 
(npr.org)
 
 
 
NPR's culture commentator words of appreciation for Mister Rogers (from November 2000)
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Terror alert lowered to yellow
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(320)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman chases kids around with dildo, hits one with it
source: pottstownmercury.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Monster Cheeto returns to eBay
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(243)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A Filipino man has cut off his penis in an attempt to prove his fidelity to his estranged wife. A smarter man would have cut off someone else's penis
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(72)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
If shes in the Army, where do I sign? (SFW)
source: bullz-eye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mr. Rogers has died. Heaven a better place today
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1016)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
PETA good for something: Nude anti-fur ad gallery (not safe for work)
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(160)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
105-year-old car, off the road since 1947, fined for not passing smog requirements
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plan on visiting Idaho? Make sure to visit Beaver Dick Park
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(69)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obscene phone caller rings up chief of police
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(40)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Chillingly prophetic e-mails about Columbia bounced around NASA less than a day before landing
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(150)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
German dogs to wear license plates to cut down on poop in the streets
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(51)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: the live-action musical tour?
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man has sexual shortcoming made part of permanent public record
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(202)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's boss rolling his ball of snow
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(95)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Cops looking for man with unusually high number of winning "quick pick" tickets
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(45)
 


Wed February 26, 2003
(GlassHouseGraphics)
 
 
 
Banzai Girl!
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker dardeviltravis is having prom soon. Needs advice on what to do to ensure a happy drunken time with date
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(204)
 
(Whitehouse.org)
 
 
 
New federal France-bashing standards introduced
source: whitehouse.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Internet Wire)
 
 
 
Internet Pornography Meets its Match
source: www1.internetwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police on alert after mouse robs bank
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(85)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man robs store while carrying 9-month-old son
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chosen plan for World Trade Center site unveiled
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(261)
 
(Poynter)
 
 
 
The Associated Fark: Poynter interviews Drew
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(116)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Orange alert sirens to blow 24 hours a day in major cities
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(48)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mom gives birth in E-ZPass lane
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(34)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Own a Telezapper? You now own a $40 brick
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(262)
 
(Active Dayton)
 
 
 
Ohio to ratify 14th Amendment
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(82)
 
(NIU Star)
 
 
 
Female college journalist surprised to discover that using sex appeal at a job fair achieves results
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(158)
 
(The Crimson)
 
 
 
Scholarly debates regarding snow penis continue at Harvard
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: It's award show season. Come up with your own awards to give out. Link goes nowhere important
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(124)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In case of nuclear attack, State Farm does not insure the loss of your automobile
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(66)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Airline fined for stripping tit man
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(25)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Japanese "see-thru" skirts found to be a photoshopped hoax
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kylie Minogue Photo Gallery (SFW, except for page #3)
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa gives birth, hauls Fb- to Springer show for Paternity test
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(76)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Tacoma police to start issuing $86 tickets for not having your car stolen
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(136)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Unemployed? Ohio's unemployment bureau has the solution: phone sex
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(46)
 
(shelbystar.com)
 
 
 
If you're trying to kill spiders using lit piece of paper, be careful not to burn your house down
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(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Medieval Dutch themed park goes under. Backers place blame on misunderstanding of "put your finger in a dyke" ride
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(28)
 
(Maple Leafs)
 
Video
 
Tie Domi dry humps Robert Reichel on ice to celebrate goal against Islanders (click highlight link, takes a minute to get to it)
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(79)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New America's oldest man says bee pollen and whiskey secret to long life
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(29)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Reality TV won't make you a star
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Porn Orchestra rescores the classics (site not safe for work)
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(47)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Exhibitionists to strip off inhibitions on invisible ferris wheel
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gucci pubic hair ad (not safe for work)
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(252)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops beat crap out wrong man after bank robbery
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(45)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Chinese mad about Command and Conquer game because it portrays China as a terrorist base. In other news, French pissed about pretty much every war simulation game made
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(136)
 
(The Blue Brick)
 
 
 
Britney Spears sets the record straight about all those nasty rumors
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago's Mayor Daley reelected to 5th term despite record low turnout of dead voters
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(111)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dean at catholic high school forced to resign over lewd Internet pics found by alumnus searching for info about vegetarians
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(82)
 
(NBC 11)
 
 
 
Mail thief must wear spend 100 hours in front of post office wearing sign "I Have Stolen Mail"
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(55)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue told her ass is eclipsing her music
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(119)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Not realizing they have serial numbers, thief steals $3,000 worth of Lotto tickets
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(20)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
EPA office lists wrong number in publication, callers get "an exciting new way to go live and one-on-one with hot girls"
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(55)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
MP ejected from house for breastfeeding because the baby wasn't elected to parliament. Baby expected to run in next byelection
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(92)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenager thwarts robbery, offered job at bank
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(83)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings players offer $5 to fans if they boo players on the Detroit Pistons
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Apparently, somebody that didn't want to get caught thought it would be better off in somebody else's bag" - Dionne Warwick on pot found in her bag
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(185)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
University Prof fights traffic ticket claiming the word "Stop" is too vague, loses
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Giant Baba and his fashionably dressed friends
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(70)
 
(USPTO)
 
 
 
Amazon patents online discussions
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop some other interesting people for Dan Rather to interview
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why download music for free when you can play AOL $17.95 a month
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(197)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pioneer 10's last signal received after 31-year, 7.6 billion mile trip.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(312)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Possibly the cutest girl who ever lived: Phoebe Cates (one not safe for work)
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(192)
 
(Evening Times)
 
 
 
Scottish accents baffle voice-recognition software
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(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tempest meets Marbles
source: superdudes.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Forget jetskis and speedboats - the hot new ticket is a jet powered steamboat. Somewhere, Robert Fulton is smiling
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(33)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Playboy seeking women of Starbucks
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Stripper-filled dorm party angers college officials because they weren't invited
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop people giving the bird since ancient times
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool paper airplane game
source: workman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotland announces new campaign to encourage immigration. What should their slogan be? (With voting)
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(313)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotland has world's horniest sheep
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
North Carolina patriots fighting to legalize 6+% alcohol beer
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(164)
 


Tue February 25, 2003
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the best album/CD cover ever? Voting enabled. Link goes to elaborate example
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(633)
 
(The Retriever)
 
 
 
Porn recruiting up at universities, colleges
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
282 Asian boobies (Technically 564)
source: zomzom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
America's No. 3 funeral home and cemetery operator cuts earnings estimate because not enough people are dying
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Boulder News)
 
 
 
Unwrapped condom floats into man's mouth while swimming
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(126)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man opens mail, finds deadly spitting cobra
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(93)
 
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Would-be burglars last seen fleeing on late model horses
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop director Kevin Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn. Snoochies boochies
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(143)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The self-proclaimed King of Sleep will Sleep Across America early this summer in an attempt to raise awareness about sleep disorders
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Orange Mtn Dew? Tropical Sprite? Coke and Pepsi have lost their minds
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(211)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Recently-unearthed letter from Amelia Earhart to her husband shows the famed flyer was a fan of open marriages
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(119)
 
(St Augustine)
 
 
 
Door to door magazine salesman cusses out people that don't order from him
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(101)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Underage drinking accounts for 20% of alcohol use in the US
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(129)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
What Nebraskans do when there's no college football: Hold a beard-growing contest. Let's hope the winner is male
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(36)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Vice agents questioned after spending $190,000 on stripper investigation in Orlando
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I really don't believe I'm good at professional coaching" says Pitino.
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(47)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Why women enjoy sex with married men
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(618)
 
(VisionTek)
 
 
 
VisionTek Specs for an ATI Card: BI-A-TCH. GO MAKE ME A SAMWICH..
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(154)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For a mere $500, this unusually large Cheeto can be yours
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(295)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Deaf-mute robbers jailed. Never heard it coming
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(54)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gas hits $2.00 a gallon in New York. Tom Wopat says "It's crazy"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(554)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crazy Russian jumping into a pool of near-frozen water
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(162)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Plane stowaway falls onto Paris house
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(82)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you think swallowing condoms full of drugs sounds uncomfortable, try condoms full of gems
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(48)
 
(News-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally runs over alligator, puts it in her car to rescue it. Hilarity ensues
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(101)
 
(WHNT 19)
 
NewsFlash
 
Employment office shooting in Huntsville
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(463)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hotel builds 9 foot, 8 inch bed to acommodate Yao Ming (with pic)
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Computer program has 93 percent success rate at picking hit songs
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
The King Of Town has eaten Strong Bad's burrito
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(86)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who smoked cigars, drank beer and ate greasy food dies at 113
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man-eating fly factory in Mexico accidentally releases millions of man-eating flies. Man-eating fly factory?
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Have a song stuck in your head? Congratulations, you're slightly neurotic
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
English soap opera confession sparks mass kettle boiling
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michigan man uses Junk Fax law to sue Sears over spam, wins
source: linxnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
MTV "Real World" cast member turns a charity event into a boxing match
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Andy Warhol died on Feb 22. Photoshop some new works in his style
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(128)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ashcroft targeting pipe shops This illegal billion-dollar industry will no longer be ignored by law enforcement."
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(1246)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nasa gets 48.1 million to develop space perfume and potatoes
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nethack 3.4.1 released. Still the greatest game ever.
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BBC censors edit anti-France jokes from radio broadcast, leave anti-British jokes in
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Test your knowledge of the last week's world news
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(55)
 
(1010 WINS)
 
 
 
Liberal party goes out of business. Canadian Farkers' hopes rise momentarily
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(116)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
406lb man wins eating contest, refuses wafer thin mint
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Manager foils robbery attempt. I held him down and hit him a few times, and told him he needed to get a job.
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(73)
 


Mon February 24, 2003
(1080 KOTK)
 
 
 
Catch Rick Emerson (one of the few DJs that credits Fark) on his radio show
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(55)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"Every known mammal spits them out instantly - except men in bars who have been drinking heavily."
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
52-year-old who became a grandmother last year has given birth to triplets
source: worldonline.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Drunk College Kid)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's friend Drew for his 21st birthday card
source: plaza.ufl.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Women working on Mars. No word if men are working on Venus
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
New and improved Page 3 boobies (not safe for work)
source: page3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Phil Jackson to have kidney stone removed. No word on when NBA's lips will be removed from his ass
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie has Billy Bob's name lasered off her arm. Can replacement Wheaton tattoo be far behind?
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Artists will create their masterpieces from discarded toilets
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minor riot erupts in Times Square during MTV search for new rap star
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
North Korea fires missile into Sea of Japan
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(365)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Foreigners wonder why Japan grants citizenship to seals but not them
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(90)
 
(The Eye Opener)
 
 
 
Ryerson University newspaper credits Fark with crashing its website after it posts story about the topless coeds
source: theeyeopener.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(319)
 
(60 Minutes)
 
 
 
Andy Rooney wants NASA to dig a tunnel to Australia, heat his home with lava and dump the rocks on the moon
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than $200,000 to pay for an arena at Alabama's National Peanut Festival was tucked into huge spending package Congress just approved
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(estripes)
 
 
 
Russian soldiers break flaming bricks with foreheads and smash concrete blocks on comrades' chests with sledgehammers
source: estripes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Was Stalin poisoned to avoid World War III?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Rolling Stone.com)
 
 
 
Great White guitarist now counted among dead at club fire; RI DJ still missing
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Psychologist and former suicide hotline crisis counselor now helps people deal with the psychological trauma of losing all their computer data
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Socks go down in flames even before opening pitch at Fenway
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eminem look-alike bank robber strikes again in New Jersey
source: launch.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
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