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Sun March 02, 2003: # of Comments
[BBC] [Amusing] BBC reports from Bagdad.... Kentucky
[Yahoo] [Photoshop] Photoshop some ideas for Harry Potter author's appearance on "The Simpsons"
(Fark Classic) [Amusing] Crazy tests With twinkies
(Nola.com) [Cool] What would Mardi Gras debauchery be without a live webcast?
(Manchester Online) [Interesting] Guy passes driving test without using his hands
(sltrib.com) [Obvious] Voice tracking. Just another reason radio really does suck
[Reuters] [Amusing] Harry Potter running for provincial governor in Russia. They grow up so fast
[ESPN] [Cool] Duke goes from suck to blow as St. John's scores last 12 points of game, wins with no time remaining
(Arizona Republic) [Asinine] Tempe cracks down on bare boobies by discouraging Mardi Gras beads
(WTAM) [Followup] Audio interview with woman who carved busty snowwoman. Includes tips on carving snow boobs
[SFGate] [Unlikely] Hippie who runs commune thinks former members who "sold out" and got jobs will be coming back
[Canada.com] [Stupid] Fake cop lures couple away, then robs home
(1010WINS) [Ironic] Salvador Dali sketch stolen from Riker's Island. Inmates shocked beyond belief
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop the World's Greatest Superfriends
(newsnet 5) [Stupid] Woman claims she hears animals talking, charges $50 a session.. in other news, Brooklyn Bridge for sale, cheap
[Independent] [Strange] United kingdom plans mass duckocide
[BBC] [Scary] Woman dies after operating table falls apart during surgery
(Some Guy) [Weird] Cowboy with obscenities spray-painted on his pickup threatens to jump off a bridge while twirling a lasso
(Some Guy) [Boobies] Naked. Girls. Beach. Need I say more?
[NYPost] [Scary] Barbi twins, whose breasts must surely be down by their ankles now, to appear in Playboy after 10 year absence
[IndyStar] [PSA] When booking a flight online, make sure you have the right Lafayette
[The Register] [Amusing] Snack companies fined $185,000 for violating kids' online privacy
(Some Guy) [Asinine] Private school closes in the middle of school year without any warning
[Houston Chronicle] [Ironic] Local PC guru kills Windows box... asks for your help fixing it
[SeattlePI] [Amusing] Behold the power of unlisted cheese: Campbell recalls soups with unlisted cheese
(Evening Post) [Stupid] Latest "must have" musical instrument -- medical scanners?
(wzzm13.com) [Interesting] Raccoon attacks new parents while in court
(Some Slashdotter) [Asinine] Amazon, challenging Microsoft for 'Monopoly' title, starts selling domains
[I-Mockery] [Amusing] When movies & TV shows become horrible video games
(I (heart) mass transit) [Survey] Farker Woodrow318 issued citation for crossing between cars on a stopped L train in order to avoid the suffocating stench of vomit. What's the stupidest ticket you've ever received? Vote for the worst
[Yahoo] [Cool] Switzerland becomes first land-locked country to win America's Cup. New Zealand Surrenders
(Poynter Institute) [Spiffy] What can news sites learn from Fark.com? Plenty
[News.com.au] [Dumbass] The Jackass Derby
[CNN] [Dumbass] Air marshals open can of whoop-ass, arrest man on U.S. Airways flight
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Sat March 01, 2003: # of Comments
(Grand Forks Herald) [Obvious] Jared drops puck at hockey game, highlight of North Dakota's day
[Yahoo] [Weird] Patient has smallpox-related infection in eye, knows someone who was innoculated
[BBC] [Obvious] Airport removes comics due to hijack potential of small, brightly-coloured plastic toy guns
[Telegraph] [Obvious] British "human shields" told to find a target or go home. Intestinal fortitude nowhere to be found
[Free Press] [Sick] 78-year-old man caught exposing himself to 86-year-old nursing home resident
[C|Net] [Interesting] Robotic swarm wins MIT prize. Killer robots right around the corner
[TBO] [Dumbass] Dispatcher sends paramedics to wrong city because his database shows different address than the one family keeps telling him
[Ben Maller] [Dumbass] Red Sox pitcher arrested for minor violation after an invective-filled tirade against a police officer
[The Sun] [Stupid] Bus driver given parking ticket while picking up passengers at bus stop
(WDP) [Amusing] Nobel prize winning scientist seeks out the 'stupid' gene
[Kansas City] [Amusing] Thousands of Ball Park Franks spilled across highway in tractor-trailer crash. PETA surrenders
[NewsOK] [Dumbass] Don't call the assistant state attorney general a bad name in front of the state medical board if you're a doctor
[Local6] [Scary] Kentucky men bite into glass, pin in McDonald's french fries
[The Sun] [Spiffy] Melbourne Symphony Orchestra wear Kiss makeup (pics)
(Some Paper Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop ways for the U.S. government to raise enough money to cover their deficit. Link goes nowhere important
[Guardian.com] [NewsFlash] Suspected 9/11 mastermind arrested
(Tuscaloosanews) [Amusing] Inmate steals tape recorder from courtroom after theft conviction on 42 burglary and theft charges.
(silive.com) [Sad] Chicago police release surveillance video taken during deadly nightclub stampede. No actual video with article, disturbing frame-by-frame account
[Kansas City] [Obvious] Outhouses a prized possesion in Kansas
(Some Guy) [Dumbass] Talk about taking the Beatle's song "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" a little too literally..
[FARK] [Photoshop] Old Fark topic, new request: Photoshop your own choice for Patron Saint of the Internet
[Yahoo] [Spiffy] Cats now cleared to get organ transplants
[Japan Times] [Interesting] Sumo: Get fat and earn the title "athlete." Farkers rejoice
[The Scotsman] [Obvious] Seven college students treated for food poisoning after ingesting marijuana-tainted dorm food
[ABC News] [Cool] Texas farm offers barnyard animals asylum. Must be for poo-litical prisoners
(Some Guy) [Weird] Mini emergency exits built for frogs and snakes under new railway. Twenty brave toads, snakes, frogs and lizards will test to see if they actually work
(zwire) [Strange] Bus driver refuses man trying to board with TV and rolling bed
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Fri February 28, 2003: # of Comments
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Farker is considering sneaking out on to the roof and attaching a picture to his company's construction webcam. Photoshop a pic for him to use
[Yahoo] [Amusing] Bermuda tourism ads shot in other picturesque places, including Hawaii and Florida
(dailytelegraph.com) [Stupid] McDonald's adding fresh fruit to menu. "Tastes are always changing and these changes to McDonald's menu aim to provide our customers with even more choice"
[The Sun] [Boobies] Titian step aside, enter Page 3 girls (not safe for work)
(Some Guy) [Boobies] A better Amy Cobb link for those of you who couldn't open the last one that got Farked (not safe for work)
[The Sun] [Followup] J-Lo gets nervous when peeing. Asks that floor be evacuated. The Sun is there
[Yahoo] [Interesting] Carol Channing to marry at 82. Fb- is the father of the bride
[Stuff] [Strange] Theatre fined for sacking employee over theft of burnt popcorn and 29 cents worth of lemonade
[Yahoo] [Amusing] Dogs wise up, go for parked cars instead of moving ones
[Yahoo] [Amusing] Clever pigeons roost at toll booths, can poop on every single car
[Yahoo] [Strange] In a bizarre mass-malfunction, Venezuela's clocks are ticking too slowly. All of them
[AP] [Ironic] After years of effort, Kentucky bible college finally rids itself of "666" phone prefix
(Billings Gazette) [Spiffy] Wyoming Senator wants model rocket engines exempt from Homeland Security Act
(KMED.com) [Unlikely] Pay-per-view séance promises to let you shoot the bull with Princess Di
[FARK] [Survey] Last night, Bostony had a dream and Drew was in it. Discuss the first time you realized you were on Fark way too much. Voting enabled
[TBO] [Florida] High-oh Silver. Lasso-wielding cowboy climbs bridge, halts traffic
[eBay] [Followup] A ridiculous number of cheeto listings now on Ebay
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop these "Drink Responsibly" posters
(Some Guy) [PSA] Been dumped? The best revenge may not be a 2.5 ton fireball
[Pravda] [Obvious] Forbes: Why Russians are clever, but poor
[Yahoo] [Amusing] The tiny town of Moab, Utah, has asked Bush not to use the acronym MOAB for a new bomb because it could damage city's image
(NY Daily News) [Amusing] Dave Letterman has shingles. Roofing jokes ensue
[IndyStar] [Amusing] Indiana University being circled by suspicious aircraft. No comment from adult film company Shanes World
(Tennessean) [Followup] Grocery store abduction suspected to be a hoax. Considered to be reenactment of "Jackass"
[CNN] [Stupid] Camera crew following Roseanne as she shops, runs into another camera crew shooting Ozzy Osbourne
[Washington Post] [Obvious] French-owned hotels in U.S., "proud of our French heritage," stop flying French flag, replace it with white flag
(NY1) [Followup] Homestarrunner on NY1, city awaits burnination
(Some Guy) [Cool] Animutation Hyakugojyuuichi turns 2 today. Rap song made by Trapezoid in celebration
[ChicagoSunTimes] [Weird] If you've got State Farm insurance, hope we have a nuclear attack prior to December 1
[Toronto Star] [Amusing] U.S. Customs says passport is "funky"; puts Canadian citizen on a plane to India
[Sun Sentinel] [Dumbass] Couple allows perfect stranger to house-sit for them while on vacation; are shocked to return to a home with considerably fewer furnishings
[St. Pete Times] [Florida] Woman drops car off at dealer for repairs. Employees get caught having sex in the backseat. Hilarity ensues
[Yahoo] [Strange] Paul Mitchell salon products launches new line of designer hair products for dogs
[Ben Maller] [Dumbass] Knicks star Latrell Sprewell arrested for minor violation at counter-terrorism checkpoint in New York
[FHM] [Weird] Big Eye on the Web reviews bizarre new European Diesel commercial (with video)
[Yahoo] [Asinine] Good samaritan who pulled out stranded motorists with his Jeep during last week's snowstorm gets $117 traffic fine for improperly parking on the roadway
[CNN] [News] NASA releases re-entry video from inside Columbia
[SacBee] [Ironic] Lance Bass to serve as lead judge for NBC's "The Search for the Most Talented Kid in America"
[AZCentral] [Followup] Great White's Jack Russell wants immunity in exchange for testifying against RI club owners
[Yahoo] [Photoshop] Game: What's missing from President Bush's hand?
[SFGate] [Asinine] Get something confiscated at airport security? Buy it back on Ebay
[Reuters] [Amusing] War with Iraq delays production start of Mad Max 4
(WPVI.com) [Amusing] When you "move for a mishearing" and offer to expose yourself to the judge, you know that your hearing is not going well
[BostonGlobe] [Dumbass] Ivy League Cornell University sends out "Welcome" emails to rejected students
[St. Pete Times] [Scary] Lightning strikes Jeb Bush's airplane. George Bush demands God disarm lightning bolts immediately
[Local6] [Strange] KKK to demonstrate in support of Augusta National's all-male membership policy
[Reuters] [Stupid] J-Lo can't walk 100 yards, uses fleet of limos to traverse distance
[The Sun] [Hero] Fred "McDaddy" Durst says he banged Britney doggy style, among other things
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Theme: Al Roker's weird restaurants. Link goes to a celebrity chef page
(WSMV) [Strange] Man hops out of trunk in grocery-store parking lot handcuffed. Chased around then thrown back in car; speeds off
[Reuters] [Followup] Come up with possible vanity plates for dogs or other pets (voting enabled)
[Stuff] [Ironic] Land-locked Switzerland one win away from taking America's Cup
[eBay] [Unlikely] For sale: Brad Pitt fart in a jar
(The Tartan) [Amusing] Campus police save student from nipple ring accident. "Student was braless at the time of the incident."
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Thu February 27, 2003: # of Comments
(GuideHorse) [Cool] Seeing eye horses (check out the Nikes)
[CNN] [Scary] Concorde craps half its rudder into the Atlantic, deemed "not critical"
[BostonGlobe] [Obvious] Beware of jobs paying 100k a year for surfing porn and testing beer on Monster.com
wkm.com [Video] Fun with iced-over bridge in Nashville. Sit back and let the hilarity ensue
wkm.com [Stupid] Crackhead breaks into apartment with gas leak, attempts to light crack pipe. Richard Pryor ensues
[MTV] [Amusing] Manson wants to perform with Siamese twins in front of nude crowds
[Local6] [Weird] Artificial foot crafted for frostbitten duck
[MDN] [Dumbass] Thieves steal ATM, forget to take money
[The Smoking Gun] [Followup] When applying corporal punishment, give your dildos the afternoon off
(WebPagesThatSuck.com) [Photoshop] Photoshop a half-naked Vincent Flanders offering advice on alt tags
(Some Guy) [Boobies] Bodacious surfing champ Amy Cobb. She hangs ten. (not safe for work)
[Yahoo] [Weird] Communist theme park, features thrilling "standing in line for bread" ride
[BBC] [Interesting] Animal rights groups add reflectors to elephants to stop cars from hitting them
[Yahoo] [Weird] Australian Open finalist has found secret to success: flying bird droppings
(Daily Hampshire Gazette) [Amusing] Chinese restaurant worker chases another employee around restaurant with cleaver during dinner hour No extra charge for floor show
[Yahoo] [Obvious] Men love their bums more than women
(Stamford Advocate) [Weird] Cop gives teen wedgies and makes him do naked handstands
[Stuff] [Dumbass] Tiger behaves like tiger when man scales zoo fence
(Orlando Sentinel) [PSA] If you are growing pot in your house, do not call 911 and hang up
(channel oklahoma) [Ironic] CAT scan reveals cat mummy is really a dog mummy
[CNN] [PSA] Emmitt Smith released from the Cowboys. In other news, his wife is still hot
(WMUR) [Dumbass] Thieves steal skis, advertise them on eBay, accept bid from original owner
[eBay] [Followup] "World's Largest E-bay Cheeto" shirts now available on ebay
[AZCentral] [Followup] Boy said he lied about dog house punishment
[Sun Sentinel] [Florida] Planes and rabbits don't play well together: "Our airside people can't bag the carcasses fast enough."
[NCBuy] [Amusing] Iceland suffering through testicle shortage
[The Smoking Gun] [Amusing] Email announcement leads Michigan cops to crash hotel orgy
[ESPN] [Hero] David Wells says he pitched his perfect game with "monster breath and a raging, skull-rattling hangover"
[CBC] [Dumbass] Bullet train racing along tracks at speeds of 274k/h lulls driver to sleep
[SFGate] [Hero] Monkey escapes UC Berkeley lab; tries to date Katherine Ross
[Yahoo] [Dumbass] Public masturbator denounces protest song by boy band pop stars
[Canada.com] [Dumbass] Forgetting that camera was on, Canadian MP states "Damn Amercians. Hate those bastards."
(npr.org) [Followup] NPR's culture commentator words of appreciation for Mister Rogers (from November 2000)
[Fox News] [News] Terror alert lowered to yellow
(Some Guy) [Amusing] Woman chases kids around with dildo, hits one with it
[eBay] [Followup] Monster Cheeto returns to eBay
[Reuters] [Dumbass] A Filipino man has cut off his penis in an attempt to prove his fidelity to his estranged wife. A smarter man would have cut off someone else's penis
[Bullz-eye] [Boobies] If she’s in the Army, where do I sign? (SFW)
[MSNBC] [Sad] Mr. Rogers has died. Heaven a better place today
[Retrocrush] [Boobies] PETA good for something: Nude anti-fur ad gallery (not safe for work)
[Yahoo] [Amusing] 105-year-old car, off the road since 1947, fined for not passing smog requirements
(Some Guy) [Amusing] Plan on visiting Idaho? Make sure to visit Beaver Dick Park
[ABC News] [Dumbass] Obscene phone caller rings up chief of police
[The Smoking Gun] [Followup] Chillingly prophetic e-mails about Columbia bounced around NASA less than a day before landing
[ABC News] [Amusing] German dogs to wear license plates to cut down on poop in the streets
[X-Entertainment] [Amusing] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: the live-action musical tour?
[Yahoo] [Amusing] Man has sexual shortcoming made part of permanent public record
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop Farker's boss rolling his ball of snow
[AJC] [Obvious] Cops looking for man with unusually high number of winning "quick pick" tickets
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Wed February 26, 2003: # of Comments
(GlassHouseGraphics) [Spiffy] Banzai Girl!
(Some Guy) [Advice] Farker dardeviltravis is having prom soon. Needs advice on what to do to ensure a happy drunken time with date
(Whitehouse.org) [Satire] New federal France-bashing standards introduced
(Internet Wire) [Unlikely] Internet Pornography Meets its Match
[News.com.au] [Amusing] Police on alert after mouse robs bank
[Local6] [Dumbass] Man robs store while carrying 9-month-old son
(Some Guy) [Boobies] Its almost tennis season (not safe for work)
[CNN] [Interesting] Chosen plan for World Trade Center site unveiled
(Poynter) [Spiffy] The Associated Fark: Poynter interviews Drew
[The Onion] [Satire] Orange alert sirens to blow 24 hours a day in major cities
[BostonGlobe] [Spiffy] Mom gives birth in E-ZPass lane
[AP] [PSA] Own a Telezapper? You now own a $40 brick
[Active Dayton] [PSA] Ohio to ratify 14th Amendment
(NIU Star) [Obvious] Female college journalist surprised to discover that using sex appeal at a job fair achieves results
(The Crimson) [Interesting] Scholarly debates regarding snow penis continue at Harvard
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Theme: It's award show season. Come up with your own awards to give out. Link goes nowhere important
[SFGate] [PSA] In case of nuclear attack, State Farm does not insure the loss of your automobile
[MDN] [Weird] Airline fined for stripping tit man
[Canada.com] [Followup] Japanese "see-thru" skirts found to be a photoshopped hoax
(Some Guy) [Boobies] Kylie Minogue Photo Gallery (SFW, except for page #3)
[MSNBC] [Obvious] Kelly Ripa gives birth, hauls Fb- to Springer show for Paternity test
[Komo] [Asinine] Tacoma police to start issuing $86 tickets for not having your car stolen
(NBC4) [Amusing] Unemployed? Ohio's unemployment bureau has the solution: phone sex
(shelbystar.com) [PSA] If you're trying to kill spiders using lit piece of paper, be careful not to burn your house down
[News.com.au] [Obvious] Medieval Dutch themed park goes under. Backers place blame on misunderstanding of "put your finger in a dyke" ride
(Maple Leafs) [Video] Tie Domi dry humps Robert Reichel on ice to celebrate goal against Islanders (click highlight link, takes a minute to get to it)
[NYPost] [Followup] New America's oldest man says bee pollen and whiskey secret to long life
[CTNow] [Obvious] Reality TV won't make you a star
(Nerve) [Spiffy] Porn Orchestra rescores the classics (site not safe for work)
[MDN] [Weird] Exhibitionists to strip off inhibitions on invisible ferris wheel
(Some Guy) [Followup] Gucci pubic hair ad (not safe for work)
[MDN] [Dumbass] Cops beat crap out wrong man after bank robbery
[Straits Times] [Stupid] Chinese mad about Command and Conquer game because it portrays China as a terrorist base. In other news, French pissed about pretty much every war simulation game made
(The Blue Brick) [Satire] Britney Spears sets the record straight about all those nasty rumors
[CNN] [Obvious] Chicago's Mayor Daley reelected to 5th term despite record low turnout of dead voters
[Washington Post] [Unlikely] Dean at catholic high school forced to resign over lewd Internet pics found by alumnus searching for info about vegetarians
(NBC 11) [Amusing] Mail thief must wear spend 100 hours in front of post office wearing sign "I Have Stolen Mail"
[The Sun] [Obvious] Kylie Minogue told her ass is eclipsing her music
[AJC] [Dumbass] Not realizing they have serial numbers, thief steals $3,000 worth of Lotto tickets
[AZCentral] [Amusing] EPA office lists wrong number in publication, callers get "an exciting new way to go live and one-on-one with hot girls"
[Canoe] [Strange] MP ejected from house for breastfeeding because the baby wasn't elected to parliament. Baby expected to run in next byelection
[Dayton Daily News] [Hero] Teenager thwarts robbery, offered job at bank
(BenMaller.com) [Amusing] Sacramento Kings players offer $5 to fans if they boo players on the Detroit Pistons
[Yahoo] [Unlikely] "Apparently, somebody that didn't want to get caught thought it would be better off in somebody else's bag" - Dionne Warwick on pot found in her bag
[Canoe] [Dumbass] University Prof fights traffic ticket claiming the word "Stop" is too vague, loses
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop Giant Baba and his fashionably dressed friends
(USPTO) [Asinine] Amazon patents online discussions
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Theme: Photoshop some other interesting people for Dan Rather to interview
[Washington Post] [Unlikely] Why download music for free when you can play AOL $17.95 a month
[CNN] [Sad] Pioneer 10's last signal received after 31-year, 7.6 billion mile trip.
(Some Guy) [Boobies] Possibly the cutest girl who ever lived: Phoebe Cates (one not safe for work)
(Evening Times) [Obvious] Scottish accents baffle voice-recognition software
(Some Guy) [Cool] Tempest meets Marbles
[ABC News] [Cool] Forget jetskis and speedboats - the hot new ticket is a jet powered steamboat. Somewhere, Robert Fulton is smiling
[NCBuy] [Obvious] Playboy seeking women of Starbucks
[MSNBC] [Obvious] Stripper-filled dorm party angers college officials because they weren't invited
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop people giving the bird since ancient times
(Some Guy) [Cool] Cool paper airplane game
[The Scotsman] [Caption] Scotland announces new campaign to encourage immigration. What should their slogan be? (With voting)
[The Scotsman] [PSA] Scotland has world's horniest sheep
(Some Guy) [Hero] North Carolina patriots fighting to legalize 6+% alcohol beer
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Tue February 25, 2003: # of Comments
[FARK] [Survey] What's the best album/CD cover ever? Voting enabled. Link goes to elaborate example
(The Retriever) [PSA] Porn recruiting up at universities, colleges
(Some Guy) [Boobies] 282 Asian boobies (Technically 564)
[Yahoo] [Spiffy] America's No. 3 funeral home and cemetery operator cuts earnings estimate because not enough people are dying
(Boulder News) [Strange] Unwrapped condom floats into man's mouth while swimming
[Local6] [Weird] Man opens mail, finds deadly spitting cobra
(Tuscaloosa News) [Strange] Would-be burglars last seen fleeing on late model horses
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop director Kevin Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn. Snoochies boochies
(Some Guy) [Strange] The self-proclaimed King of Sleep will Sleep Across America early this summer in an attempt to raise awareness about sleep disorders
[MSNBC] [Obvious] Orange Mtn Dew? Tropical Sprite? Coke and Pepsi have lost their minds
[NCBuy] [Strange] Recently-unearthed letter from Amelia Earhart to her husband shows the famed flyer was a fan of open marriages
(St Augustine) [Florida] Door to door magazine salesman cusses out people that don't order from him
[Minneapolis Star Tribune] [Obvious] Underage drinking accounts for 20% of alcohol use in the US
[AP] [Strange] What Nebraskans do when there's no college football: Hold a beard-growing contest. Let's hope the winner is male
[Local6] [Video] Vice agents questioned after spending $190,000 on stripper investigation in Orlando
[ESPN] [Obvious] "I really don't believe I'm good at professional coaching" says Pitino.
(AskMen) [PSA] Why women enjoy sex with married men
(VisionTek) [Amusing] VisionTek Specs for an ATI Card: “ BI-A-TCH. GO MAKE ME A SAMWICH..”
[eBay] [Weird] For a mere $500, this unusually large Cheeto can be yours
[News24] [Strange] Deaf-mute robbers jailed. Never heard it coming
[NYPost] [Asinine] Gas hits $2.00 a gallon in New York. Tom Wopat says "It's crazy"
[Yahoo] [Photoshop] Photoshop this crazy Russian jumping into a pool of near-frozen water
[Expatica] [Dumbass] Plane stowaway falls onto Paris house
[Reuters] [Dumbass] If you think swallowing condoms full of drugs sounds uncomfortable, try condoms full of gems
(News-Journal) [Florida] Woman accidentally runs over alligator, puts it in her car to rescue it. Hilarity ensues
(WHNT 19) [NewsFlash] Employment office shooting in Huntsville
[NYPost] [Spiffy] Hotel builds 9 foot, 8 inch bed to acommodate Yao Ming (with pic)
[NCBuy] [Sad] Computer program has 93 percent success rate at picking hit songs
[eBay] [Followup] The King Of Town has eaten Strong Bad's burrito
[Fox News] [Hero] Man who smoked cigars, drank beer and ate greasy food dies at 113
[Reuters] [Scary] Man-eating fly factory in Mexico accidentally releases millions of man-eating flies. Man-eating fly factory?
[Yahoo] [PSA] Have a song stuck in your head? Congratulations, you're slightly neurotic
[BBC] [Weird] English soap opera confession sparks mass kettle boiling
(Some Guy) [Hero] Michigan man uses Junk Fax law to sue Sears over spam, wins
[The Smoking Gun] [Dumbass] MTV "Real World" cast member turns a charity event into a boxing match
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Andy Warhol died on Feb 22. Photoshop some new works in his style
[MSNBC] [Scary] Ashcroft targeting pipe shops “This illegal billion-dollar industry will no longer be ignored by law enforcement."
[CNN] [Dumbass] Nasa gets 48.1 million to develop space perfume and potatoes
(Some Guy) [Cool] Nethack 3.4.1 released. Still the greatest game ever.
[Yahoo] [Stupid] BBC censors edit anti-France jokes from radio broadcast, leave anti-British jokes in
[BBC] [Survey] Test your knowledge of the last week's world news
(1010 WINS) [Followup] Liberal party goes out of business. Canadian Farkers' hopes rise momentarily
[NYPost] [Obvious] 406lb man wins eating contest, refuses wafer thin mint
(Tuscaloosa News) [Cool] Manager foils robbery attempt. “I held him down and hit him a few times, and told him he needed to get a job.”
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Mon February 24, 2003: # of Comments
(1080 KOTK) [Followup] Catch Rick Emerson (one of the few DJs that credits Fark) on his radio show
[Seattle Times] [Obvious] "Every known mammal spits them out instantly - except men in bars who have been drinking heavily."
(Some Guy) [Weird] 52-year-old who became a grandmother last year has given birth to triplets
(Drunk College Kid) [Photoshop] Photoshop Farker's friend Drew for his 21st birthday card
[Cosmiverse] [Interesting] Women working on Mars. No word if men are working on Venus
[The Sun] [Boobies] New and improved Page 3 boobies (not safe for work)
[MSNBC] [Interesting] Phil Jackson to have kidney stone removed. No word on when NBA's lips will be removed from his ass
[AZCentral] [Amusing] Angelina Jolie has Billy Bob's name lasered off her arm. Can replacement Wheaton tattoo be far behind?
[Yahoo] [Strange] Artists will create their masterpieces from discarded toilets
[CNN] [Dumbass] Minor riot erupts in Times Square during MTV search for new rap star
[BBC] [NewsFlash] North Korea fires missile into Sea of Japan
[MDN] [Obvious] Foreigners wonder why Japan grants citizenship to seals but not them
(The Eye Opener) [Followup] Ryerson University newspaper credits Fark with crashing its website after it posts story about the topless coeds
(60 Minutes) [Obvious] Andy Rooney wants NASA to dig a tunnel to Australia, heat his home with lava and dump the rocks on the moon
[Yahoo] [Asinine] More than $200,000 to pay for an arena at Alabama's National Peanut Festival was tucked into huge spending package Congress just approved
(estripes) [Cool] Russian soldiers break flaming bricks with foreheads and smash concrete blocks on comrades' chests with sledgehammers
[BBC] [Interesting] Was Stalin poisoned to avoid World War III?
(Rolling Stone.com) [Sad] Great White guitarist now counted among dead at club fire; RI DJ still missing
[SFGate] [Strange] Psychologist and former suicide hotline crisis counselor now helps people deal with the psychological trauma of losing all their computer data
[MDN] [Amusing] Socks go down in flames even before opening pitch at Fenway
[Yahoo] [Followup] Eminem look-alike bank robber strikes again in New Jersey
[BostonGlobe] [Photoshop] Photoshop Jason Varitek of the Red Sox
[Yahoo] [Strange] Thousands of pairs of Nike basketball shoes overboard, drifting towards Alaska
[Pravda] [Interesting] Earth formed after collision with twin planet
[Aftenposten.no] [Strange] Moose slips sink Mazdas
(Kansas.com) [Weird] Fire crews save naked man cuffed to toilet
[Minneapolis Star Tribune] [Stupid] Winter surfing on Lake Superior brings out men, shrinkage
[eBay] [Followup] Bid on Strong Bad's breakfast burrito
(Some Guy) [Video] Terry Tate, Office Linebacker in "Late Lunch" (downloadable)
[Minneapolis Star Tribune] [Interesting] Iowa researchers looking at alligators as cheap means to dispose of dead animals at hog farms
[The Smoking Gun] [Obvious] New priest sex scandal
[Telegraph] [Obvious] Teeth whitening now illegal in England
[Fox News] [News] Chinese quake kills hundreds, thousands injured
[Homestar Runner] [Cool] New Strong Bad email
[Newsday] [Amusing] President Bush cites economic report that doesn't exist in effort to support his tax cut plan
(Ready.gov) [Photoshop] Photoshop some more appropriate graphics for Ready.gov
(Porn Shop Stories) [Amusing] Farker Notsafeforwork has started a journal to describe to crazy things that happen at his porn shop (safe for work)
[Canada.com] [Amusing] Phonebook misprint results in owners showing up at city hall to get pets neutered
[The Sun] [Boobies] Theatre goers request seats near stage for play in which former soap star is nude (pic not safe for work)
[CNN] [Misc] Norah Jones cleans up at the Grammys
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