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Sun February 23, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
A scholarly look at J-Lo's nipples (not safe for work)
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(143)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's dog stolen, kids cried. Got a new puppy today, need help on a name. Voting enabled
source: mediaservice.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(393)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
A Trip Down Memory Lane with Faith No More
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Scotsman)
 
Weeners
 
250 naked Australians flap in winds for peace. Safe for work
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(56)
 
(PETA)
 
 
 
PETA says remove meat from inmate meals
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(224)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop an idiot in Jersey surfing in arctic conditions
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(136)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Police field complaint about snow woman with big boobies
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(250)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
An interview with Ron Jeremy
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(108)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
People have been giving other people the finger since ancient times
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US customs seizes 20,000 lbs of pot. In other news, Frito Lay issues earnings warning
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(324)
 
(Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Photoshop Officer Beans and Officer Franks
source: mas.scripps.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robber attacks judge with slippers
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten most sensual episodes of that sex comedy....The Simpsons
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(93)
 
(GameSpy.com)
 
 
 
GameSpy.com picks the top ten Atari arcade games
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(123)
 
(Some Game)
 
 
 
Drive your van around London. Make as many deliveries as you can avoiding crashes and cameras
source: 213.239.161.6   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Masters of the Universe: The Movie. Not a review of it, but a review of the toys that came out because of it. Just so we're clear
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(37)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Hogwarts train starts massive forest fire during filming of newest Harry Potter movie
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(97)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Boeing completely botched damage assessment on shuttle insulation hit due to corporate downsizing
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite farker Grivas just bought a new truck. "Touch it up" for him
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(165)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Skater Tonya Harding Loses in Pro Boxing Debut
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What we really use the net for (might be SFW)
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Macy's to launch Eminem clothing line; "Logic dictates this will be a very big business"
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new Kalashnikov product line (lawnmowers, toasters, etc)
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(98)
 


Sat February 22, 2003
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Note to self: Don't attempt to slide down 5-story spiral staircase railing after drinking
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(63)
 
(Some X-fan)
 
Weeners
 
Photographer uses real-life models to imagine the X-men. Naked. (not safe for work)
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(98)
 
(Boxing News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tyson wins with KO in 49 seconds
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(222)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Obscene language and inappropriate humor cheapens our dignity as human beings. People laugh, but there is no joy in it."
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Dan Rather encounters U.S. Army soldier in Kuwait who tried to steal his car in Texas 12 years ago
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Disney-sponsored hockey team gives away tickets to fans named Peter, Richard on "Cory Pecker Night"
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Railway can't get enough lion poop
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
And he spoke unto them: "Go forth and see the not safe for work Tia Carrere pictures. Duke sucks."
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Set your VCR, Christopher Walken is hosting SNL tonight
source: ojai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(714)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman gets fake breasts, disappears. "She took her breasts and left," says plastic surgeon
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firemen run out of cats, rescue parrot from tree
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rome has march to benefit stray cats
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Whipping it out on public access cable TV is not covered under the First Amendment
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Defense minister upset at WSJ article that says Belgian army couldn't fight it's own bad breath
source: expatica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears say she doesn't do coke. Only Pepsi
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker who needed bone marrow transplant has died from complications with transplant surgery (followup from Nov 18th 2002)
source: home.cfl.rr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(235)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
NASA solves 50 year old moon mystery
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Botched transplant victim pronounced brain dead
source: rd.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(662)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Armageddon is just 57 years away according to Sir Issac Newton
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Diddy is obsessed with his image as a connoisseur of the finer things in life"
source: tv.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner to Val Kilmer: "I'm sorry, I thought you were Guy Pearce"
source: tv.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker and his dog, winner feels good about self
source: sharepointexperts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(myinky.com)
 
 
 
INS ready to deport man who helped subdue shoe bomber.
source: myinky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
eBay top brass among year's top philanthropists.
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Romans blamed for London traffic congestion
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Aishwarya Rai, an Indian Goddess with only 2 arms, in this gallery (safe for work)
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(126)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PS Theme: What would the "cat pride" march in Rome look like? (Link goes to related story)
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(USGS)
 
NewsFlash
 
Insignificant earthquake rocks uninhabited part of California
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(105)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Toys 'R Us roof collapses
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Switzerland poised to become first nation with no coast to win America's Cup
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A list comparing gas prices state by state
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Photons have mass? Didn't even know they were Catholic
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Autoweb.com.au)
 
 
 
Mercedes' brilliant electronic brake-by-wire system. Even less excuses for running your husband over
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(46)
 
(MotherJones.com)
 
 
 
School lunches are loaded with fat. Beef and dairy industries are making sure it stays that way
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Embarrassing birth stories
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand sports teams continue to get rowdy in South Africa
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker Bucket_of_Hair digging his rust bucket out of the trenches
source: mywebpages.comcast.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disney gets the Pooh knocked out of 'em
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(48)
 
(T.A.I.)
 
 
 
Introducing the jet propulsion golf club
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(14)
 
(Some Grouch)
 
Video
 
Grouchy Media's spiffy new "Bomb Saddam" video
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(153)
 
(satiresearch)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton's super-secret PGP poem
source: soupyet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a flag for East California. Link goes to current flag
source: possiblebag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Another Japanese naked festival coming up
source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Swanson's 'Hungry Man' breakfasts are unbelievably terrible for you
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(218)
 


Fri February 21, 2003
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Online ads will increasingly use sound to annoy
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(120)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter if you think the house is haunted, it's illegal to kick in the front door to search for the ghost
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
German Boobies (not safe for work)
source: justbeman.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Today is Jennifer Love-Hewitt's 24th birthday (safe for work)
source: safesearching.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Weeners
 
Here's a few good reasons for Farkettes to watch sports (safe for work)
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A proposed solution to making telemarketting unprofitable
source: seanbonner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Did Columbus discover the clitoris in 1559?
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(53)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Sunken BMW ship now so damaged by collisions with other vessels that it must be sliced apart.
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Why in the world is some barely post-pubescent kid from Akron getting more attention than a naked woman in a sports bar?"
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Fork_Ewe's brother sent him a Chippendale's calendar as a joke. Wants payback
source: 216.136.200.194   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Sys Admin farker wareagle03 come up with a good caption for this "foreign" screenshot
source: auburn.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Moron falls for Nigerian spam scam, kills the first Nigerian he can find
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(83)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Jobs blow for supermarket staff" headline is easily misread
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Great White tour rider shows no pyros
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(235)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker GCD is interviewing Al Jorgenson later today, looking for questions to ask (Link goes to Ministry Contest)
source: digital-noise.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Jed Babbin: "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless noisy baggage behind."
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(155)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One out of every ten people aged 25-34 is still living with their parents
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(238)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
China calls in armada of experts to figure out how to clean up some gum
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Some hot chick (not safe for work)
source: hubba.web1000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(294)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Simon and Garfunkel feeling groovy, considering a Grammy reunion
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
USSR planned to invade Sweden. Bork bork bork
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman's pelvic exam results accidently printed on a real estate flyer and sent out
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(DMRegister)
 
 
 
Iowa State sets record for biggest ever Rice Krispie treat
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
High schooler campaigning to get 16-year-olds the right to vote. Like we don't know this is just a ploy to get the drinking age lowered
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(242)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cremations getting risky due to more people exploding
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(DailyPress.com)
 
 
 
Osama spotted driving a yellow semi-truck and trailer out on Highway 395
source: vvdailypress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The 1988 birth of al-Qaeda
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brazilian soccer boobies (repeat but still good) (not safe for work)
source: home.hccnet.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Wacky college students eat 1400 White Castles for charity, don't die
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British teens told to experiment with oral sex
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
College decides to permit its students to dance. Sex and drinking still no-no's
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Freakiness as marketing: high demand for Jane Fonda workout album from 1984 which features Wacko Jacko
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Propane Barge Explodes Off New York
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(295)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
71 year-old man attempts to rob bank with his cane, caught at restauraunt across the street.
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Snowed-In Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Up to your ass in snow? Photoshop a snowman
source: inkdrop.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff, wife injured in motorcycle crash
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue's butt unanimously voted "Hit of the Brits"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
At least 39 dead and guitarist missing in Great White night club fire.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(678)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tiny genetic difference splits hunks and wimps
source: dailytelegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken hosting SNL this weekend
source: nbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(ABFD403)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bear hides up for auction
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Englishman abandons quest for sailing around the world after taking 130 days to get out of the English Channel
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealanders now only have ten sheep per person
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Man hopes Episode III doesn't ruin his childhood
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 


Thu February 20, 2003
(Independent)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson: "Most of what I do is just a cry for help and it has been that way since I was young. There comes a time when I feel like I hit a wall and that is when I do stupid things"
source: sport.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Doctor told to use spoon in operating room
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
15 million work days lost to drink in UK. Surprisingly lower than expected
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Do not photoshop until you see the whites of his eyes
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Franks and Beans assigned as partners in local police unit
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FCC eliminates DSL competition. Free markets surrender
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(419)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Carrie-Anne Moss is pregnant. Must have gone off the red pill
source: us.imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
McConaughey says house is haunted, refuses to play bongos naked again until ghosts leave
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Florida law requiring women putting children up for adoption to publish their sexual history may be struck down by the courts
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker SolsticeFARK is a librarian who needs to think up a punishment for a college student who has been stealing periodicals for use in an Ethics for Educators course
source: corpun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Class action lawsuit over the ads at the beginning of movies
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(288)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bad Ass Coffee Shop under fire in Tuscaloosa
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
SWAT team shows up in throes of bondage fantasy
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Nine more women find they had their uteruses branded by KY doctor
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(233)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Interview with nude rights campaigner called off after he refuses to put clothes on, forced to cycle home naked and disappointed
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
US army to use chickens to detect chemical attacks
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Psycho and bride use honeymoon furlow for armed robbery
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop great moments in ice skating, link goes to the greatest
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(ctnow.com)
 
 
 
Judge rules that high school girls don't have a constitutional right to be majorettes
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(whitehouse.org)
 
 
 
Whitehouse.org responds to threat from Dick Cheney's office
source: whitehouse.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(309)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
'Genie' blamed for mysterious circumcision
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IOC: Organized crime not involved in sports. Except maybe figure skating
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Scientists discover crew member's wallet from the raised Confederate submarine The Hunley. Still no sign of condom
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One click saves 105 sq ft of rainforest
source: therainforestsite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you have 36 pounds of marijuana and $35,000 in cash, try not to draw attention. This includes not accidentally shooting yourself
source: abcnews4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The dead continue to vote in Chicago
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ownership of North America to be decided by video game
source: war-of-independence.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Fox ponders another 'Joe Millionaire'
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Cornell Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Cornell journalist laments her never having kissed a girl. Procedes to do something about it
source: cornelldailysun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bengals coach not sure what to do with #1 pick
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Magician to entomb himself in 700lbs of cheese for two days
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whole lotta rhythm goin' down on George Clinton's homepage
source: georgeclinton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian companies treat employees to strippers
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
 
 
Gotta like Rachel, Juggy Girl from The Man Show
source: bullz-eye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
D.A.R.E. - The Comic
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(258)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Kalashnikov proud of his invention but wishes had had invented something useful for farmers. "For example, a lawnmower"
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(101)
 
(Breaking Benjamin)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new cover for the new Breaking Benjamin CD "Saturate". Link goes to online version of their CD - listen while you work. (sponsored by Breaking Benjamin)
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(143)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germans want cash for interrupted sex
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New organs found for the girl who received heart and lungs incompatible with her blood type
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(238)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Reliving your youth - Pillow & Sheet Fort Wars
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Giant celery stalk needed for record-breaking Bloody Mary
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police find 75 cats living in lady's home, several not living in lady's freezer
source: kfoxtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
ICQ log study shows Americans have ungood grammer
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dont return used condoms to the distributor through the mail
source: free-condom-stuff.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
After failing to add inches to himself, Gates decides to sue Hotmail spammers
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 


Wed February 19, 2003
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Max Rebo Band -- The Star Wars Trilogy's top musical act
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne interview. Like you know... whatever
source: entertainment.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(381)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton offered $100k year right out of school
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(303)
 
(country.com)
 
 
 
Johnny Paycheck ain't livin' here no more. Drunken orangutans and their trucker companions vow to carry on somehow
source: cmt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid blowing into a recorder
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
'For Better or For Worse' comic strip coming to an end. Drew disappointed that he will no longer receive cease-and-desist letters for photoshopping it
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(259)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Diet industry and dieters both grow large
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Over The Limit)
 
Boobies
 
Kate Moss boobie slip. Real or fake? (not safe for work)
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(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
104-year-old man removes scrotum
source: bernama.com.my   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Echo Press)
 
 
 
Courthouse employees resort to whacking bats with tennis rackets, use of baseball bats deemed too ironic
source: echopress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
U.S. makes final offer to Turkey; still negotiating with Gravy, Mashed Potatoes
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Practice does not make perfect when it comes to feeling up boobies
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(80)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Federal Trade Commission to investigate spike in gas prices
source: firstcoastnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nevada legislator wants to change state's name to "East California" and change state song to "Taxman"
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(60)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Iraq, Kentucky vie for world shooting-into-the-air supremacy
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(56)
 
(SI)
 
Boobies
 
Browse more than 100 Sports Illustrated 2003 swimsuit model photos (safe for work probably)
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Plane carrying at least 250 people crashes in Iran
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(St. Paul Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Drunk steals farm tractor. Low-speed 20 mile police chase ensues
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Kmart quick change doesn't work for woman fleeing cops
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
Newlyweds shut down I-75 after fighting naked in their pickup truck
source: tampatrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bono nominated for Nobel Peace Prize despite quality of last few U2 albums
source: launch.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Slashdot.org)
 
 
 
Slashdot may add a TotalSlashdot
source: slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
9/11 suspect convicted on 3,066 counts, gets 15 years. Narrowly avoids 3,067th strike law
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Civil servants take almost double the normal number of sick days
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Lawmaker wants state run liquor stores to ban wine from France. France surrenders
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(509)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Shift Magazine shuts down
source: thestar.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
London program that charges motorists to drive into central city being looked at by NYC officials.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Some Cheesehead)
 
 
 
Driving on Lakes 101: Impress the kids, scare the wife.
source: suburbanchicagonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Law forces cabbies to wear socks, pants
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Capital backs 24-hour window sex
source: expatica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman chased by actor in monster suit has no sense of humor
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lesbian Japanese monkeys challenge Darwin's assumptions
source: news.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen's concert rider
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Jennifer Love Hewitt is like the dumpster behind a cheap hotel -- the trash filled with dirty condoms."
source: people.cornell.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(277)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea builds engineering marvel highway. North Korea also bans citizens from owning cars.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(NASCAR.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop NASCAR driver Rusty Wallace finding out he has to start Daytona from 38th place
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(134)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Most frightening for airline hostesses has been the growing number of passengers who want to sneak panty shots of them with high-tech camera equipment
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(133)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Phone numbers get to two digits longer, harder to remember
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Police to fine 10,000 motorists on first day of London's new "pay to drive" law
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(236)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy lady and her guitar
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
Swat team called in for man with 200 guns and hand grenades
source: tampatrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man rolling rocks down hill gets crushed by 5-ton boulder
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(88)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mom sues after daughter isn't named valedictorian
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(252)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Haunted mannequin to blame for electrical problems
source: gloucestercitizen.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 


Tue February 18, 2003
(WCCO)
 
 
 
Man detained for wearing gas mask while driving
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(63)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Las Vegas strippers fight back over accusations of excessive grinding
source: lifewise.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man blames leaders of polygamist church for influencing his wife's decision to divorce him
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
900-year old Keith Richards on drugs: "If you didn't have to go down to the bloody gutter to get it, and meet the people who live there, it wouldn't be so bad"
source: entertainment.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Video of Tonya Harding 'working the heavy bag' to prepare for her first pro boxing match (with scary pic)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Dogs freak out when they can't find fire hydrants in snow
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Australia's newest music sensation for children, "The Wiggles"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Evil President Chirac of France loves America's junk food
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(356)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Pregnant women told to limit tuna intake. Sorry, Charlie.
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Parliament wants a ban on items made with dog and cat fur
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Men get balls busted for riding in women-only trains
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(55)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Teen near death after organs with incorrect blood type transplanted in error
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(133)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Photoshop this poor little tree in Drew's yard
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(121)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Horse thieves leave horses but steal tails
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Whale carcass carved up. That's good eatin'
source: floridatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Football great becomes donut mogul
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl chopping onions
source: 209.209.155.9   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We are experiencing technical difficulty - please stand by
source: plumbingsupply.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(icNorthWales)
 
 
 
'She told us it was a lovely day - then she was hit by the train'
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(79)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush: Size doesn't matter
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(638)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Drunk naked man arrested for speeding on motorized bar stool with ass on fire
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
China's space agency prepares 20 types of astronaut food. Good thing Mexico doesn't have space program
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(40)
 
(Old news is good news)
 
 
 
Dog-gone dingo found on Polish bus
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(56)
 
(Some College Paper)
 
 
 
Five co-eds who take topless pictures of themselves kissing are shocked when pics become computer lab wallpaper
source: theeyeopener.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(269)
 
(icNorthWales)
 
 
 
Man banned from seeing own parents
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(21)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
British men will risk tropical cyclones and shark infested waters in attempt to row 4,400 miles across the Indian Ocean.
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burlesque is back - "pasties, the music, and (hmm) the comedians. It's retro-fun."
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(40)
 
(Some Aussie)
 
 
 
Platypus census takers find eels, rats, tortoises, but no platypuses
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(36)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin....nevermind. Forget I brought it up
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(114)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Artificial light gives you cancer too. Best advice is to smoke in dark
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chirac Vows to Veto War Resolution. France Doesn't Surrender
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Some Farkers)
 
Boobies
 
some farkers beat you to the photoshop aspect of this page (shudder grin)... not safe for work
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Driver sentenced to "acts of kindness" for killing motorcyclist
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(45)
 
(Witty Tirade)
 
 
 
Tom Ridge tells jittery Americans not to fear 'specter of death'
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(11)
 
(Some Aussie paper)
 
 
 
Saddam won't have to use Iraqis for human shield afterall
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two different Japanese to English translations
source: snaar.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Town Frozen Over; Mr. Freeze Declared Mayor
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
US to maintain Iraqi government apparatus after the war. Democracy surrenders
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Whatever happened to Tiffany? Well, she grew up. (Not safe for work.)
source: wildfun.dampgirls.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Some thin blue line)
 
 
 
Police report "Possible methamphetamine freak-out"
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google buys blog tool developer
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Create your own Impossible Creature (Domokun and Kittens beware)
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(16)
 
(poor2riches.com)
 
 
 
Robbers rob sperm bank. Think the little bowls of white stuff in the safes are vanilla pudding. Hilarity ensues
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(13)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Family: Always keeping an eye out for a seven figure settlement
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(11)
 
(Is the jail full today?)
 
 
 
Real Life Crime: Shake those maracas
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(9)
 
(Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Woman works at McDonald's for 33 years, never eaten a Big Mac
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bird brains offer clues to origins of speech
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you have 5+ yrs consumer magazine experience and know your pot? Well, High Times has a job for you
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(76)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Indonesia has 1,000 more islands than previously thought
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bored workers shoot passers-by with pellet gun
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Smoking, sunbathing, drinking "earl grey" tea and sitting on grass can cause irreparable DNA damage
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some San Diego Guy)
 
 
 
Old lady mistakes gas pedal for brake, opens new drive-through in bank (with pic). Young boy dies, DMV surrenders
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(127)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Bus depot to try Muzak to shoo loiterers
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Men feel violated because they didn't realize oral sex was part of massage
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who lives in garbage dump may get portion of Kerouac fortune
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coke is injurious to fans, Pepsi says they can kill em
source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
one to quench the weener drought (not safe for work)
source: sexystudz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker's little brothers. They asked for it.
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(60)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man asks crematorium to build funeral pyre for him. Hilarity ensues over 80% of his body
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Man dials wrong number and gets Osama Bin Laden on the line
source: web.weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Mutation in "creativity" gene led to rise of Man. Apparently they had pretentious asshats in the stone age, too
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Fox News busted for stealing CNN's feed of space-shuttle disaster
source: apnews.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cash mysteriously turning up in mailboxes
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of depressing links? Don't worry, be happy - visit Bobby McFerrin's homepage
source: bobbymcferrin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia expands pimping laws to include taxi drivers
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman run over by steam roller. Its not just for coyotes anymore
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(WCBS)
 
 
 
Man dies after 19 years in coma. Wife stood by him the entire time
source: wcbs880.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Jango)
 
 
 
Justin "Michael Jackson Clone" Timeberlake says: "I'm not a Michael Jackson clone"
source: allpop.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 


Mon February 17, 2003
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man falls to his death: dog arrested
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Who: Canadians. What: 80 hour long hockey game. Where: Edmonton, Alberta. Why: Set a Guiness Record.
source: calgary.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Anti-Spam company caught spamming
source: zdnet.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Tonya Harding signs contract to have the crap beaten out of her for the next four years
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Implant under scalp helps cure woman of headaches. And, now she can change the channel without a remote
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
A warning to all mothers-in-law
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Sify News)
 
 
 
Businessman kicked out of cricket match for drinking Coca-Cola
source: news.sify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash Covers Nine Inch Nails Song
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Officers unamused by gimpy radio intern with a blow up doll
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Orange Today)
 
 
 
Guitar thief tries to serenade prostitutes
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man faces jail 40 years after smuggling toasters
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
It is time for Iraq to act.
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(341)
 
(RIT farker)
 
 
 
Farker tries to eat donut on string, photoshop that sucker
source: trance.rh.rit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Taking Photographs of the Past is Possible
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen starts email chain letter as science project, ends up getting an email every 7.2 seconds. Wait'll the spam starts
source: tucsoncitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Assigned to bring healthy snack to class, students bring pot brownies
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Caption what the lower cheerleader is thinking
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Teen ties heavy chain around waist before swim across pond to test strength -- teen drowns
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
JeffK h4z h4x0r3d 7 p4g3z 0f C1iff Y4b10nzki
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
1 in 3 Britons hit by crime. Lesser ratio hit by toothbrush/toothpaste
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man's booby-trapped pits around his marijuana plants injures officer
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
City has fork in road. 31 foot fork. Like a fork you'd eat stuff with. Humor surrenders.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Brawl erupts between two wedding parties having receptions at same hotel
source: poughkeepsiejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Hindustan times)
 
 
 
Human ash washing up on popular Fiji beach
source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York mayor's plan to install outdoor toilets in danger of being flushed
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World's largest ferris wheel gets approval for Vegas strip
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Newspaper reporting on child molestation publishes child porn picture (thankfully w/o pic)
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100-year-old runaway glad to be home
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Spilled Coke in FBI office brings HAZ-MAT crews
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Video shows people doing nothing to help man shot in head
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South Carolina governor can no longer afford servants
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State department warns Americans to not act like Americans
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French arguing over whether to dig up 200 year old composer and move him to Paris
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Motorists to be charged $8.00 a day to drive into central London
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Man spends 50 years of life trying to convince people George Washington wasn't first president
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Website creates short films in 48 hours
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Body cavity search reveals crack. No really. 8 bags of it
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Beer thief flees from crime scene to backseat of cop car. "I can't believe I did that"
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Baltimore Orioles pitcher Steve Bechler died in training
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NY day care signing up prospective kids while still in womb
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Paypal for #742
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Step aside Dana Carvey, this church lady has a whole house vibrator
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Man tries to take pet ferret on plane. Airline says no. So he beats it and flushes it down a toilet
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Two people arrested for sexually assaulting deceased 4 year old at morgue
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Wacky Wall Walkers - sticky rubber octopus toys that crawled down walls
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What would your favorite farker look like as a Homestarrunner character? (link goes to the originals)
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Soccer ref chases players with an axe after they disapprove of call
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15% of police car drivers and public transport drivers in India's capital have failed driving tests
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Vicious monkfish fish left me scarred. In other news, weasels ripped my flesh.
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I'd go to the moon for this chick: Luna Lane. not safe for work
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President Bush buys ten rolls of duct tape
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Five brave men attempted to thwart the Spice Girl Reunion
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Animal control says it's not their problem that 100's of wild hogs are running loose
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War II veteran who didn't he had a bullet in his neck for 63 years
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14 killed in Chicago nightclub stampede
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Drug company investigated for spreading false rumors about virus to boost sales
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Police "review" tape of 17-year old giving lap dances for 2 weeks; charge club owner
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Christina Aguilera flashes some ass in London
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Stinky passengers warned off public transport. Pepe-Le-Peu surrenders
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Prince Harry cast as drunk in school play, that's a stretch
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Study: It's easy to plant false memories
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Stones scalpers can't get no satisfaction
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Loners make the best lovers. Farkers rejoice
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New York Judge says estranged wife bit him
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Farkette got promoted to mgr of buffalo wing/beer joint. Replacing crap beer with good stuff. Need suggestions
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Totally Early Strong Bad Email
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Here is an article and picture of the Studebaker XUV that looks a lot like the Hummer H2
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"For the second time in less than a week, a suspect has assaulted a Cincinnati police officer -- and taken the officer's nightstick."
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Hey, Jogger: Flip me the bird and I'll hit you with my car.
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Paranoid Soccer Moms Cancel Team's Trip To England
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French fries sales down because of annoyance with France. French kissing remains popular
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Big Brother using satellite technology to tag graffitti artists
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17 yr old girl flops on ground and throws fit as part of her anti-marijuana message
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Proof that Montana is boring to live in: 'Bar Stool Races'
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