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Sun February 16, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
X-Ray cameras could come out in the next 5 years. Voyeurs rejoice.
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this three-year-old having more fun than a bucket of pelicans
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vietnam's China Beach Offers $13 Beggar Bounty in other news the country's average annual per capita income is around $400
source: news.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Fortune 500: 20 biggest stock losers (Featured Partner)
 
 
(ap.tbo.com)
 
 
 
More than 1/3 of Disneyland visitors remember Bugs Bunny hugging them
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods 1 Mortals 0
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latvian PM says he is a Martian
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(WBAL)
 
 
 
MD Governor outlaws driving
source: thewbalchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GM says new Studebaker looks too much like their Hummer H2
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create a tattoo for Mike Tyson's face. Everybody play nice in the sandbox
source: workshop.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
In honor of the Spice Girls re-uniting- Geri Halliwell (not safe for work)
source: paparazziporn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In another shocking display of wisdom and maturity, Mike Tyson gets his face tattooed
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Photon: the television series. Starring lizards, robots, and aliens made out of cake
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(upi.com)
 
 
 
Michael Waltrip wins Daytona 500 just nine laps after race declared official
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(319)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What if Fark was F.A.R.K? What would it stand for? Voting enabled. Link goes to F.A.R.C
source: fas.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(299)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whistle blower Alexander Butterfield
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky hit by ice storm. Drew surrenders
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kids worried about terrorist alerts. In other news, Johnny is a total boogerface. Pass it on
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia needs FARK's help in design of new State Flag
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mayor of Chicago states that film productions shouldn't be sent overseas...to Canada
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Simpsons geeks upset that 300th episode is really 302nd
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
All 10 Spice Boobies to be reunited
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Full moon names: Harvest, Hunter, Wolf and � Sturgeon?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Sex arrested after man attacked
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
PETA is calling for an investigation into boxer Roy Jones' suspected involvement in cockfighting
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man decapitated while fleeing police
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Low salt diets are leading to Iodine deficiencies in children. More fries please.
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Peter O'Toole to accept honorary Oscar after all
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Everest base camp gets Cyber Cafe. Starbucks unavailable for comment
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Madonna says she's not anti-Bush. Penthouse surrenders
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unlikely advertisements to be seen on police cars. Link goes to article on the topic
source: southeasttexaslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Woman hangs cheating husband's panty and thong collection in tree in front yard
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soldier guarding the Love Boat
source: media.washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Super Bowl Champs reward fans with a ticket price increase
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 


Sat February 15, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More than you need to know about The Young Ones
source: michael.phatcatz.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Nazi robot soldiers: good name for band, bad mojo for military
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Yellow Times back online
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(349)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Palm tree mimicks human genitals, male and female
source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
One of the truly great websites - The Daily WAV
source: dailywav.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What if the ACLU was around during medieval times. Link goes to something medievalish
source: movieforum.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bored tonight? It's Frogger, but with sheep
source: miniclip.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Latest Japanese craze: bathing in volcanoes
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken hosting SNL on Comedy Central 5:00 PM Eastern time 2/15
source: comedycentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Florida needs more old people. In other news, Newcastle needs more coal
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here we go again - Photoshop the new Florida quarter. Link goes to the current substandard choices
source: www2.myflorida.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(News Journal)
 
 
 
Farker: I know this won't make the big page, but I was this cop's next ticket, he was still excited
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Salma Hayek: classic pinup of all time. Even her accent's sexy. (SFW)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Washington Post)
 
Video
 
Video of Columbia breakup taken from Apache gunsight camera
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bears prefer masturbation to actual sex. Lucrative bear porn market as yet untapped
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot to Bush : We will keep the Internation space station flying
source: hinduonnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(nascar.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of Nascar fans likely to be spared from having to drink free Miller Lite. Miller Lite driver caught cheating in qualifying and gets moved to back of the field
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Three simple words: wet burka contest
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon.com closing at end of February
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop England's defeat at the hands of its former criminal colony
source: eur.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(The DMOnline)
 
 
 
Geese tossed on campus. "A truck with a bunch of guys in the back drove up and threw a bloody duck at my foot and drove off laughing,"
source: thedmonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(whitehouse.org)
 
 
 
Whitehouse.org gets threatening letter from White House counsel
source: whitehouse.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UConn's top scorer arrested for slaping a coed in the face. Big man indeed
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ron Jeremy is the only guy in the entire world who can interrupt the nude flesh parade at a strip bar to stand on stage telling jokes for a half hour without getting booed off stage
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
When trying to help out a friend, don't lead police to the house where they are growing pot
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mormon thoughts on dry humping, and a lot more. Like the action packed Mormon Bachelor Party.
source: latterdaylampoon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(277)
 


Fri February 14, 2003
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Iran renews Salman Rushdie's death sentence. Rushdie presses on with new book, "Yo Mama's so Fatwa"
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Men prefer brains over bodies, health over money
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton nominated for Nude Weblog Awards (not safe for work)
source: blissfullybitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Officers present passport to beloved swine
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Farker Saskabush submits disgusting photo of himself for "Hottie" contest -- and wins. Saskatchewan Surrenders
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(The Dispatch)
 
 
 
Community thinks they are under attack after man does fly-by to impress his grandma
source: qconline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Upbeat holiday cheer for everyone. St. Valentine skull fragment returned to Italian church
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Michigan Daily)
 
 
 
The do's and don'ts of everyone's favorite pastime: dry humping
source: michigandaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
There's an organization for everything, including giving underwear to the homeless
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's just Ludacris
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trapeze artist attacks rival with castration tongs
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Police recover tapes recorded by The Beatles stolen from the band's studios in London more than three decades ago
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brilliant Ford executive explains why Toyota outsells Ford - they're better
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(BBC)
 
Audio
 
From the BBC: "The Sayings of Rumsfeld"
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge approves voter petition drive to have man officially labeled a "Horse's Ass"
source: kirotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Many Floridians marry eight or more times. Can't tell because state computers don't count that high
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Protestor strips in 20 degree weather, pokes out eyes of passers by with her frozen erect nipples
source: toledoblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Most important part of revenge plot: Make sure you kill the right guy
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to try to pass off counterfeit payroll checks, make sure you spell the company's name correctly
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anonymous Valentine Generator form letter for the extraordinarily lazy
source: valentine.uacs.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman repeatedly thrown in jail for feeding deer in her backyard
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
B�rk. B�rk. Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der b�rk-b�rk yubetcha
source: internetnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Megan Gale for all those wondering how hot she is (not safe for work)
source: robbscelebs.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(313)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Possible U.S. economic rebound predicted. In other news, possible wooly mammoths waltzing through downtown Chicago
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Man gets scared after terror warning, wraps entire house in plastic (with pic)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Overstated.net)
 
 
 
Friday tension reliever: The Terrible Mr. G. Player's comments during Counterstrike game recorded without his knowledge, put to music
source: overstated.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Japanese build 12,379 snowmen; fails to strike fear in North Korea or their nuclear arsenal
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mother goes on vacation to Italy with boyfriend, leaves behind 6 kids with food, credit cards, and list of emergency numbers.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(247)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshopped videogame boxes. Sega surrenders
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this match made in... wherever for Valentine's day
source: members.cox.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Mole people found 20 miles underground
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Orange Alert" based upon false info given by prisoner. FBI didn't bother to check veracity until after raising the alert. Again
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(342)
 
(Evening Post)
 
 
 
Arguement over chores gets hairy
source: getreading.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Greenspan talking about greenbacks
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Roll up for the Marijuana Mystery Tours, a major tourist attraction
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hi-ho Silver, away." Actor Stacy Keach Sr. dies.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Principal caught driving drunk and urinating next to her Mercedes while she was supposed to be at school working
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Awww... Teen sweethearts try love 27 years later, good story for 2/14, and good luck
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery dumps old eZboard and launches I-Mockery.net forums
source: i-mockery.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In desperate bid to lure tourists, Australia tries to convince world that all their women look like Megan Gale
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker ZekeMacNeil is trying to get a friend of his to join Fark. Suggest some good reasons. Voting enabled
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Find thesmokinggun.com's holy grail of smoking guns. Link goes absolutely nowhere important
source: 216.239.33.100   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I shall overthrow the Gregorian Calendar"
source: dailynebraskan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hottie Merritt Cabal (not safe for work)
source: smuthosters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Variety pack of Weeners. not safe for work
source: romantic-men.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists drill volcano to find secret monster lair. Badly dubbed film at 11
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 


Thu February 13, 2003
(Wake Forest Sports)
 
 
 
Benches fill up in ACC battle for first place. Eight players foul out. Duke sucks
source: wakeforestsports.ocsn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
From reality television hell: Who Wants to Marry My Mom
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Underage drinkers spend $1billion on booze annually
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Teens tire of earning money, print their own
source: wave3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists find that Mars has ice; in desperate need of tequila, Rose's lime juice, salt
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Experts ponder how to remove car from sinkhole(w/pic)
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AIM Conversation from hell
source: emayhem.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Nonsmokers rally to avoid budget cuts by taxing smokers more
source: wave3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Enron deliberately and aggressively engaged in transactions that had little or no business purpose in order to obtain favourable tax and accounting treatment
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Business 2.0)
 
 
 
McDonalds: We'll hate America too if you'll buy more burgers
source: business2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Cockfights for Cancer promotion doesn't go over well
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia's past misinterpreted in modern history books
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Elderly couple with combined age of 159 arrested for public sex
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
UNLV study finds costs of problem gambling high in Las Vegas, water still wet
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mom sees naked son on cover of Time
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dogs shake their booty on dance floor, and the best Reuters writers can come with is "Rocking red setters" and "Boogying beagles." Please help (voting enabled)
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coach of Iraq's national soccer team quits since all players are now in the army
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(E! online)
 
 
 
Sean Penn complains that his stance on Iraq cost him lucrative movie role. Because Hollywood has been so pro-war up to this point
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(387)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is Abe Lincoln's birthday. Photoshop the former president in today's world
source: topologies.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Smith & Wesson introduces .50 caliber handgun
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(516)
 
(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Policeman reprimanded for following suspect down street in cop car, calling him "crack man" over cruiser's PA system
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Quails get dose of 'bird porn' in study
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wish the world's fastest octogenarian, Chuck Yeager, a happy 80th by checking out his new website
source: generalchuckyeager.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Festival of 9,000 naked men climaxes with stampede
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
When dousing your suspect with gasoline to get confession, remember not to smoke
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A&M'er tosses the ball then tosses his cookies. Duke sucks
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Weather weirdness in the Midwest: snow rollers
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one. That is, unless you're piss drunk
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
18-year-old from India lived life up until now as girl, just been told by doctors that she is really a boy. Even worse, named Poonam
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post laughs at Fox's sudden moral compass regarding porn.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson has prostate cancer; to undergo surgery
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(469)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiny potential convicts destroyed
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(ThoseShirts)
 
 
 
New Fark shirts available
source: thoseshirts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Viewers are pissed that FOX tricked them into watching an extra episode of "Joe Millionaire." Angry fans swear they won't watch the final episode. No, really
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(318)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Freakout242 is thinking about getting a guinea pig. Needs names. Voting enabled
source: reptiworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(378)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Man submits photos of his penis to jury, gets off
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
390,000 British dorks fail to create official Jedi religion
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Bush Challenges NATO to defend turkey
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Do not pat whale. Do not give beer to whale
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More pics of the "Kentucky girl who loves Dick"
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(146)
 
(Orange Today)
 
 
 
Soccer player thanks his fans with free beer
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(48)
 
(Komo 4)
 
 
 
$52-million jet rolls off aircraft carrier deck, falls into ocean
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(224)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Urban legends for Valentine's Day
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protesting dumbass who doesn't know who Mr. Rogers is
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(204)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Expert" says cybersex is cheating
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(181)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Cross identifies "clumps" in donated blood as blood
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(46)
 


Wed February 12, 2003
(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
Airplane drops frozen poop on Santa Cruz for second time in a month
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Drunk bitch Friday archives (some not safe for work)
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(134)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Louisville skids and falls to a sub-par team. Duke sucks
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(97)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
How to freak out if the orange alert turns to red
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(214)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iditarod Sled Dog Race detoured because of lack of snow
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(32)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Farker TarPond attempting to recreate the 10 Commandments for use in new religion of soccer. Link goes to some football culture site
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor backs bill to pay Nebraska college football players
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bill creating blacklist of people unsuitable to work with children passed by Scottish Parliament. Children reportedly thrilled that they don't have to go to church anymore
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(49)
 
(sptimes.com)
 
 
 
Deadbeat hides $29,000 in gold coins in his gas tank to avoid alimony payments
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(51)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky Center for the Arts celebrates 20 years of trying to compete with beer for people's attention
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chocoholism reaches near-epidemic proportions; AIDS, cancer funds diverted to assist crisis
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(40)
 
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Make this cartoon funny. Challenge level: hard
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(209)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inmates do not have a constitutional right to play electric guitar in federal prison
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(47)
 
(Komo 4)
 
 
 
Thief leaves behind porn at elementry school
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(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beauty queen goes after competition with a broken bottle
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(58)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
AAA says gas price increases of up to $0.30 a gallon are totally unjustified
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(158)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: 2/3 of kissers turn heads to the right; prevents bonking noses
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Farker: Come, Americans, and laugh. Laugh at our shitty football team
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(184)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Continuing Fark's string of boobies-less boobies posts, Margaret Thatcher (SFW)
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(164)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Husband in need of kidney beats odds, wife is a match
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(56)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Comic book x-ray specs one step closer to reality
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(63)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
County requires cats to be put on leashes away from owner's property
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(135)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Boobies
 
American Idol finalist booted for nude Internet pics. The Smoking Gun is there (safe for work)
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(325)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Wired news reporter bravely answers spam, accumulates massive amounts of porn for the good of all humanity
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(71)
 
(Gandolf)
 
 
 
Lord of the Bricks
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(67)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist dies after hitting monkey
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(98)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Kentucky lists broadband Internet access among the inalienable rights of its low-income housing residents
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What really are the current alternatives to oil?
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(237)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Pic of Michael Jordan and alleged mistress on motel room bed released
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(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Heathrow closure ruled out. Goebbels surrenders
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tokyo lost and found has 1.7 million items including wayward tortoises
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Unlucky" drilling company wanting geothermal heat hits oil instead. Kin folk said, "Move away from there." Swimmin' pools... movie stars
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman to make history tonight as first men's basketball coach
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(62)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Scotland Yard may shut down Heathrow Airport
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anti-aircraft missiles deployed in Washington, D.C
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(228)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man builds dream house for less than $2,000 (with pics). It's 20 feet off the ground
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(144)
 
(wilwheaton.net)
 
 
 
Asshats harass Wil. No more updates for awhile
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(260)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Dell mum on dude's bust
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(39)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
New presidential plane for Vladimir Putin costs $300 million
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New survey finds getting braces is cool
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(34)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
It was bound to happen sooner or later: first case of "snowmobile rage."
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
By popular request, photoshop the Dell dude getting busted
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(131)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
NJ wiseguy handicaps the Oscars. Kidman to place, and Michael Jackson to win by a nose
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(44)
 
(Popdex)
 
 
 
Website catagorizes popular blog articles and ranks blogs
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(73)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lord of the Rings films spawn new range of wedding day attire
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(114)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover lost city in Egypt
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sleeping your way to the top is no longer taboo
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man puts "Wife Wanted" sign in front yard. 60 hits and 3 dates so far. Internet dating surrenders
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(94)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Photoshop Yao Ming at the All Star Game
source: images.chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Anti-Americanism on the rise in Europe. Don't-give-a-rats-ass-what-Europe-thinksism on the rise in America
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1598)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Baywatch Blowout: FHM has nine beauties and one Hasslehoff. (SFW)
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(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazilian woman given a ticket for not wearing a helmet. Several appeals later, courts admit she was in fact driving a car
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Simpson's 300th episode to air this Sunday
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(246)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
What are the rules for declaring a jihad? Can I do it to the waiter who only refilled my coffee three times?
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(107)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mentally ill patients can get state permits to carry concealed weapons
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two California sea lions named Alex and Zachary guard U.S. ships in Persian Gulf
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 


Tue February 11, 2003
(Local6)
 
Video
 
New giant washing machine cleans dogs at laundromat
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Possible Saddam replacement is a deadbeat
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Skier outruns avalanche (with pics)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AOL jacked up Trillian client connectivity... Cerulean Studio's releases patch an hour later. Hilarity (and massive updating) ensues
source: ceruleanstudios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New gizmo lets you watch reruns of old cartoons anytime you want
source: sg.biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Splitting "Survivor" contestants into separate teams for men and women had unexpected benefit of promoting nudity
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Spartan5k has access to his school's PA system. What should he do with this ability? (voting enabled)
source: cheesie.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(268)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Men prefer women with curves. Anna Nicole thrilled until told "curves" do not mean undulating piles of fat
source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oberlin College sailing club not allowed to buy a boat
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Both Kentucky and Louisville have a shot at #1 in the AP basketball poll. Longtime cross-state rivalry nears insanity. Duke sucks
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(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Invisible condom under study. Next study to conclude that no woman is gullible enough to believe in an invisible condom
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
London's mayor cuts theatre/restaurant prices. Yes, the mayor
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(57)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fisherman and his blue heron
source: images.chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canada stuns Bangladesh in the World Cup. The Tigers are not happy
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(194)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Student loans are for suckers
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(417)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nearly extinct insect survives through hot girl-on-girl action
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(104)
 
(Times-Union)
 
 
 
Asshats lead cops on high speed chase over frozen lake between ice shanties
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(84)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Men face seven years in prison for trying to smuggle Lord Howe Island stag beetles
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(57)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Alcohol played pivotal role in Indiana University porn filming
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(271)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Overly anxious parent declares jihad on valentines card using the word "jihad"
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(162)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man tells judge he wants Jesus Christ as his lawyer. Judge says ok but only if Jesus can practice law in Missouri
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(166)
 
(Knoxnews)
 
 
 
Conviction thrown out because sheriff made beer run for jurors
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(47)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Drunken tailgating party seals Toyota factory deal for Texas
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Town fights to keep turtle racing
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College newspaper columnist doesn't think Valentine's Day and sex go hand in hand
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(193)
 
(Independent.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stonhenge possibly built by Swiss - to be renamed "Steinhenge"
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(143)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The average person in the U.S. owns 3 horses and 1.6 dogs
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(195)
 
(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
The inside story on The Smoking Gun
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As I promised earlier: A chance for payback...I'm turning 47 Feb. 12...Here are 4 different pics...Photoshop away --Love ya, Aarkieboy
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(326)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Internal Memos: Clear Channel brags shuttle disaster coverage "blew away" competition
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(121)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft worker accused of stealing and reselling Microsoft software dies at age 32. Nope, nothing suspicious here
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2002 Oscar Nominees
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(229)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walken nominated for best supporting actor in Catch Me If You Can
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Basketball brawl results in 19 player ejections; game resumes with four on each team, game called when player fouls out. Duke sucks
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas cop steals pieces of the shuttle. Claims it was research for a book
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(97)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Alfalfa, Short Round, Jar Jar Binks, and more of film's most annoying characters
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(142)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman keeps her husband's corpse in house, waits for reincarnation. Still waiting
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Trailer to Farker robober's new movie
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(136)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Cremated clowns and dogs get equal treatment
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(30)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish accent most likely to help you score with the ladies
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
American virgins over 25 lonelier than ever
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(248)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company in search of condom testers
source: megastar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unlikely Halls of Fame. Link goes to inspiration.
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(84)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Americans say that if Anna Nicole Smith called them, they'd block the number so she wouldn't do it again
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vandalized fence post restored to looking like fence post once again
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
New York cabs will eliminate celebrity voices offering seatbelt reminders
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(35)
 
(Frank's Vinyl Museum)
 
 
 
Count Chocula, Frankenberry & Boo Berry 'go disco' in the lamest possible manner.
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(45)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
What would Brian Boitano do if he were here right now? He'd probably stink at "Family Feud." That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Bush lays bare a split." This is either raunchy or about bowling
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(52)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Joe DiMaggio thought JFK had Marilyn Monroe murdered
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
From the "that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger" department: Diarrhea helps prevent cancer
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(82)
 


Mon February 10, 2003
(via /.)
 
 
 
We're all not going to die in a horrible collapse of the universe
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photo of Dell dude walking out of court
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brett Hull Scores 700th Goal
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(149)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines focus of lawsuit after flight attendant recites rhyme over intercom
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(289)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pentagon has ordered 77,000 bodybags, compared with 16,000 for the Gulf War in 1991
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(314)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Sometimes you have to wait several hours for the prize-winning sheep to drop his drawers and give you a urine sample
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Talking parking meters tell you to move
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Michael Jackson. Do what medical science no longer can fix
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(316)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
This year's Oscar race has been weirder than a Michael Jackson pyjama party
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Educators in Pennsylvania want to grade parents
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Bush wants to give federal money to churches for social services work. Separation of church and state surrenders
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(434)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona regains No. 1 ranking in AP poll; Duke retains No. 1 in suck poll
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kevin Mitnick's website hacked. He finds it amusing
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wrestler Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig found dead
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Man robs 7-11 with banana
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(49)
 
(WDP)
 
 
 
UK emergency services to be equipped with only a plastic yellow suit, a bucket, a jumbo sponge, a bottle of washing up liquid and some bleach tablets in event of chemical attack
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(65)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Police forget to notify residents about planned factory demolition. Hilarity ensues
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pepsi to sponsor WB show with $1Billion prize
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Retired teacher donates kidney to former student
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(38)
 
(Virginia Pilot)
 
 
 
81% of students at the University of Virginia make A's or B's due to grade inflation
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(176)
 
(WAVE3.com)
 
 
 
1800 gallons of tequila flowing through streets of Louisville. Drew's birthday party in Louisville this past weekend. Coincidence?
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(82)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Guide: How to survive in any RPG
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SBC Communications planning acquisition of DirecTV. Massive stock price drop followed by bankruptcy planned for next year
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Azerbaijan is entering the International Caricature festival for the first time. Photoshop caricatures unlikely to win the festival
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(114)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man tries to fry eggs in carton
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(77)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dell Dude Ben Curtis arrested for pot possession
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(406)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Burglar found asleep in store he robbed
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Girls removing Fark gear (not safe for work)
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(269)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Bomb squad destroys porn sent to Attorney General John Ashcroft
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(122)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
When disposing of dynamite, don't throw it in a rubbish fire
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears nominated for worst actress, 8 other Razzies
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(168)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strongbad email
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(282)
 
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Photoshop objects desperate people mistake for religious icons. Link goes to example
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FARK Fishing Party June 22, 2003, Colonial Beach, VA. Link goes to Cabela's for fishing gear
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Where are they now? Grover from Sesame Street -- the monster behind the myth
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The ten best sports moments from the "dead zone" (the time between the Super Bowl and March Madness)
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Non-Commerical Valentine's Day Suggestions to Ruin Your Relationship
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Pennsylvania realizes Prohibition is over, allows Sunday beer sales
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China jails U.S.-based dissident for life
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The ten best retro jerseys in all of sports
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Farker recently graduated college and moved to Denver. Needs help meet people who don't have a comb-over and still enjoy life. Link points to a happy monkey
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