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Sun January 19, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Other Football Team Wins; anyone who cares knows who's in the Super Bowl
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(242)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The Curmudgeon's Crystal Ball: security predictions for 2003
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Swiss set world record for world's largest snowball fight
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
People discuss the one investment market that has never lost money even in the most volatile times. And it's already in your bedroom. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(AZ Star)
 
Video
 
Diana Ross DUI arrest tape
source: azstarnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man's proud accomplishment in the arcade
source: aaroninjapan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Some TFer)
 
 
 
Football Team Wins - Everyone who cares already knows
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Computers now making computer chips that scientists don't understand
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Short skirts are back in but the economy still sucks
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun little brain teaser to help pass boring Sunday work time
source: titoonic.dk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The ancient Egyptian recipe for toothpaste.
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Very cool site for zippo lighter freaks
source: zippotricks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Download over FIFTY different 1980s commercials from X-E. High quality wmv files. From the Clapper to Big League Chew
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(K5)
 
 
 
Road builders and maintainers should pay robbery victims
source: kuro5hin.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Scientists with musical genes create audio version of DNA
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spacecab. Tough little flash game that will remind you of some old school video games
source: titoonic.dk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Alternet)
 
 
 
Marches can change American politics
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(284)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gamblers who lose large amounts of money may be able to claim back losses if they prove they are addicted to gambling
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Men caught on tape "fishing for money" in laundromat. Still can't find missing socks though
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Singapore urging its citizens to be kinder, gentler. Fark that.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Research finds that residents of Durham NC become quite depressed after a group of men visit the state of Maryland
source: foxsports.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Bolivian student protesters
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Anti-war leaders charge Nazis rule White House
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(477)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All your Air Force One base belong to the Swiss
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Time to scratch one off your job hunt list: Lucent ending death benefit for retirees
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
New regulations likely to put Michigan's topless lap-dancers out of business. Lap-dancer protests, says her club is "very family-oriented"
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(zfilter)
 
 
 
Desktop icon wars, ballistic MSN Messanger and Ninja IE
source: divstivs.plus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mysterious visitor honors Edgar Allan Poe with ritual of cognac and roses
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mysterious circles caused by Mother Nature, not aliens
source: wixt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Canberra conflagration contained.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Actor Richard Crenna dies. Rambo surrenders..
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Recipes for bioterror: censoring science
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman hits husband with mercedes four times, tells reporters "It was an accident"
source: click2houston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Noisy church service for domestic pets
source: news.sify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Reality TV shows are full of unreal B.S
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(some dude)
 
 
 
"Slyvester Stallone is the biggest and best action star in the world"
source: whatever-dude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(PopCap)
 
 
 
Web version of TipTop in beta - try it out
source: popcap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
First truly artificial organism engineered
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man creates Lego religion
source: pickover.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cards That Hallmark Doesn't Make. Link goes to one they do
source: hallmark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 


Sat January 18, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
When watching Anna at the Australian open, make sure your boobies aren't exposed
source: members.fortunecity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool Binaural Brain Wave Program
source: uazu.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
"It's a dump, it's a toilet and the field is horrible, but it was our field, our dump and our toilet."
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of the Apollo 11 moon landing (link goes to original)
source: hq.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Small churches being squeezed out by soulless mall like churches complete with McDonalds in the food court, gymnasiums and giant screen video monitors
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Arkansas University has class on Bill Clinton
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher forced to apologize after standing on student's face
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(The economist)
 
 
 
Asshat-zapping cell phone coming
source: economist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Websites are beginning to sue trolls. So that's how Fark is going to make its millions
source: yro.slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
NASA plans mannned trip to mars with Nuclear propulsion
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Captain has turned on the no clothing sign
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Dateline" to have episode devoted to Michael Jackson's face
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Article and gallery on TV's sexiest geek, Tina Fey (safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(235)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A massive collection of high-quality Carmen Electra pics (not safe for work)
source: playmates.maeva.ch   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Neighbors described both women as peculiar, especially the dead one.
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Silly war protesters think they make a difference
source: alertnet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(853)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singapore government urges drivers to wave
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No one disturbs mystery of Poe visitor
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New credit card tells you when you're too drunk to spend any more
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These Cambodians riding an escalator
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown's latest police mugshot photoshoot
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bible college has 666 telephone prefix. Hilarity ensues
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Moron steals ambulance while paramedics tend to patient
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
West Hollywood may ban declawing of cats
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(The PLF)
 
 
 
NYC Farkers: You're invited to the Porno Liberation Front's first event
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Lawmakers want to make it legal for first cousins to wed in Minnesota
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Klingons open new law office in Canada
source: thetoque.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop movie posters for North Korea's other summer blockbusters
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Smange)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken's talents squandered
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The whole "virgin mary" thing was just a mistranslation
source: 2think.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(264)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuelan army liberates Coca-Cola from bottling plant. Boissons gazeuse surrender
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Yao stuffs Shaq's arse three times in first three minutes. Lakers surrender in OT
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
The only way to compete with the big video store chains is to offer porn
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 


Fri January 17, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Is it too much to ask TV contestants to eat horse bowels?"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: unlikely small town attractions. Link goes to giant lava lamp
source: 216.136.200.194   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spain outlaws animal cruelty, but makes exception for bullfighting
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Farmer fights his neighbours for a cow's right to moo
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein says "Iraq will defeat invaders". Also says magic fairies will save them from giant purple sock monkey puppets
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(235)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Bush is a man of ideas. They're not his ideas, but hand him one and he'll run with it
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush says the minorities in his cabinet want to reverse affirmative action
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(291)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists claim sharks will disappear from Atlantic Ocean in 10 years. Faulty mechanical sharks not included in survey.
source: novascotia.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"You're common and low-life, but not a criminal" says judge to man who masturbated in the same room where his children slept
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Carmen Electra dances with no clothes on...Almost. (Safe for work)
source: search.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Louisiana cracking down on dead voters. Chicago dead voters planning protest
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger dances on dead fan's ashes
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway hopes to have Christmas mail delivered by Easter
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
University of Miami running back who was going to be a top NFL pick until his knee was made multi-directional in the Fiesta Bowl is going pro anyway
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano Announces Customized Memorabilia and Web Chat (press release, here's the website instead)
source: alyssa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker GCD on the wrong end of the referee's hand
source: crazyislander.digital-noise.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
'It's child abuse if you don't breastfeed'
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Can you ID these other classic arcade games?
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Girl gives frozen metal pole a lickin', her tongue keeps on stickin'
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Simpsons renewed for 16th season, making it longest running comedy in TV history
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(305)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Farker Dunnski is on the fence about signing up for TotalFark. What's the best reason to sign up? Voting enabled
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Channel News)
 
 
 
Dead go-go dancer haunting strip club. Still claims she's a student
source: channelnewsasia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese porn maker shoots for world record. Offers free sex for all comers
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago city council votes against war in Iraq, erroneously believes that it has a say in the matter
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(329)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hit man hits wrong man for a $160 and a secondhand car
source: news.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Killer gets off for lack of evidence, decides to tell the court what really happened and "how stupid y'all are." Hilarity ensues
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(crimson)
 
 
 
What is the weirdest thing that happened during one of your exams? With voting
source: thecrimson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(422)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Saudis urge Saddam to step down before America kicks his ass again
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(434)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew's 30th B-day party - Everyone is invited!
source: zekemacneil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda raising money for their next cowardly assault on the U.S. by running a camel wash service
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Boys more likely than girls to have difficulty leaving the womb. Also more likely to spend entire lives trying to go back
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Stick insects repeatedly lose and regain ability to fly over lifetime, but have tiny livers and so wouldn't make good AmericaWest pilots
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Curious if Minges Maniacs signs affected outcome of Louisville vs. ECU basketball game
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(moby.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Moby and his friends
source: moby.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This fish may look really funny, but if you laugh at it 200 of its friends will kill you
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cameroonian man poses as Russian beauty queen online, cons men into sending him money
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(News24.com)
 
 
 
You know you're getting fat when getting off your couch requires help from the fire department
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel Says " I Tried Sex & Didn't Like it"
source: starmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brits to pay more for pints of beer
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New McDonald's CEO says restaurant chain needs better-tasting food and faster service
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
80,000 teddy bears recalled
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Best headline ever for a governor's inauguration : "Oaths over, it's time to pig out and shag"
source: greenvilleonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(The Poor)
 
 
 
Help and underpaid Farker write a two week notice to cheap boss. (Link goes nowhere.)
source: student.carleton.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
U.N. determines tobacco is bad for you and begins long process of failing to change a damn thing
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
McDonald's steals a page from Optimus with this mid-80s Happy Meal. (w/ commercial download.)
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Does beheading hurt? New Scientist knows
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 


Thu January 16, 2003
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Adult swingers clubs fluster officials
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has more hands up her dress than Miss Piggy
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(ElectricNews.net)
 
 
 
"Is this the same Irish bloke who invented the pedal-powered wheelchair?" asked a commentator on the satirical Fark site
source: electricnews.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
The car's in gear but the brain's stuck firmly in neutral
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Young girl burnt by exploding computer
source: itechnology.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
North Korean leader loves his women, wine and weapons
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake to tour with Christina Aguilera
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Girl loses crapload of weight, ends up a Page 3 girl (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Some Beer Snob)
 
 
 
Alcohol and calorie content of about 200 popular beers
source: brewery.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Eight Alaskans eat beached whale, get botulism
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses felony charges against 'Bumfights' filmmakers
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(CBS 2)
 
 
 
Pure Pleasure adult bookstore offering clergy discount.
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man tries to tongue kiss stranger in hospital emergency ward
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Money machine error leads to endless flow of free cash
source: nationalpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man builds homemade guillotine, kills self
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bathing in saltwater will prevent pregnancy. Oh wait, no, some college students are just idiots
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man only goes around with his gun cocked when he is loaded
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Three peole found dead in trailer. That is all. No details. They're just dead. Write (or photoshop) a better article for what happened to them. Voting enabled
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
American Import to be Liquidated Immediately at Border
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man wears Scooby-Doo outfit while looking for missing dog
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tom Hanks and Tony Danza at People's Choice awards
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Are Hummer owners idiots?
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(729)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Drunk flying birds are dying after eating fermented berries. Les Nessman unavailable for comment.
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sal the Stockbroker's sleazy deal
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man chokes on peanut while driving, drowns in creek
source: nbc4columbus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Students buy used computers and recover personal info from hard drives
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welcome to West Virginia, where politicians can't even spell the name of their political party
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(K5)
 
 
 
Adopting democracy and free markets may lead to genocide
source: kuro5hin.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton, Randy Newman among those at Maurice Gibb's funeral. Michael Jackson and Barry Gibb show up more than hour late.
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Synchronized penguins perplex zookeepers
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.N.: Inspectors find empty warheads in Iraq
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(690)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Stinky fruit sprinkled with carpet deodorizer is not something that should be taken on a plane
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(94)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
City employees steal $2000+ worth of cigarettes. For non-smokers, that's a couple of cartons
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(238)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Thief drops money, locks keys in getaway car, and shoots himself instead of police. Hilarity ensues
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(54)
 
(tampatrib.com)
 
 
 
Football fans do everything from carrying stuffed bears to practicing their own special voodoo to make sure teams win
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(80)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
New J-Lo album set for release in 2025
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(180)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Worms impeded construction of bridge
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(36)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The jihad of peace
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(262)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Women in drinking contest must wear helmets in case they become so inebriated they fall over
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(73)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton favored to become next chancellor at Oxford University
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(208)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Some office thermostats are fake, used to give employees feeling of control or shut them up
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(100)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canadian sets world piercing record (with pic)
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(113)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Raider fans
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(144)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Guys really really really love new Miller Light commercial
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(450)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
What appears to be an innocent commercial about M&M's is really something much more sinister
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surgery tools left in 1,500 people a year
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(44)
 
(The Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Judge orders man convicted of manslaughter to have 8X10 picture of victim in his cell for 20 years
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(97)
 
(islandpacket.com)
 
 
 
Fake cop trying to get free coffee busted by real cop trying to get free coffee
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(40)
 
(Register-Star)
 
 
 
Man discovered with 44 pieces of crack cocaine hidden in his rectum. Nearly killed 'im
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(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld: The fact that scientists have found nothing means Iraq is being uncooperative. In other news, Rumsfeld is a batshit crazy warmonger
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(709)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
"AOL-TW: Now Presented by Fark.Com". How would the world change if Drew took over for Steve Case?
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(101)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Social Security Reform" probably will include benefit cuts, payroll tax increases, general abuse of all people under 60
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(183)
 


Wed January 15, 2003
(WorldOil.com)
 
 
 
Russia's take on the whole US going to war with Iraq thing
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
She may be as old as your mom, but Julianne Moore is hot (not safe for work)
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(161)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Daycare offers chinese food to customers. In other news, bring your pet day ends tragically
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(94)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown discovers parole officers watch TV
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(69)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
North Korea has "Concentration Camps"
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(442)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gene therapy studies on 'bubble boy disease' halted; too much potential for movies of the week cited
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(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
NASA plans to send two Rovers to Mars and a Fido to Pluto
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(79)
 
(Sify News)
 
 
 
Indian in Japan wins damages for being asked if his skin color was normal
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(152)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
After 40 years, Girl Guide cookies will never be the same again
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(168)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man jailed for faking his dog's death
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(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Soccer player beats up burglar who was trying to rob his house. Burglar sues him for assault
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(119)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mickey Mouse wins huge Supreme Court battle
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(176)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Israel given license to kill on US soil
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(592)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bananas may be on their way to extinction. Don't tell the monkeys, or there will be bloodshed
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(130)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bushism's 'resignate' with the people, will likely 'embetter' the English language
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(315)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop 49ers receiver Tai Streets
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(165)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
49ers fire head coach: cite delusions of grandeur, secret nuclear weapons program
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(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oops... we forgot to tell you. We found those plague vials a few days ago. Consider yourself notified.
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(113)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Sea sponges may hold cure for cancer. Except for those sponges living in pineapples under the sea
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(92)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bubonic Plague Missing From Texas Tech labs. In other news, Bobby Knight said to have new "motivational technique" in basketball practice
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(209)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Government pays for spoiled celeb Panda to fly first class to wild sex orgy
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Anna ousted from Australian Open. Moves one step closer to Playboy appearance
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(159)
 
(PRWeb)
 
 
 
NASA faked moon landings
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(461)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Little boy produces fire balls with his eyes. Stephen King thinks there might be a book idea here somewhere...
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(106)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Metallica band members suing Metallica?
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(244)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Banks start charging more for ATM withdrawals on weekends
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(72)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman busted for conducting unqualified "colon cleansing" on hundreds of women
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(128)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Buccaneers selling 2003 Super Bowl Champion merchandise on official website
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(243)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge rules that families can sue Xerox for shooting in workplace
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(130)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Gang uses magnetic roulette ball to beat casino
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(116)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Saddam actually just doing research for book on weapons of mass destruction
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Utah's Porn Czar loses job due to budget cuts
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(101)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Holy crappy movie idea, Batman
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(109)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Police bust up baby shower, no reports of broomstick sodomization yet
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
New game allows you to use first-person-view rat bombs to kill other players
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yet another Dallas Cowboy in trouble with the law after a fatal hit-and-run
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some farker with his broken flail and ex-pumpkin
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(95)
 
((Some)
 
 
 
McLaren F1 for sale. Includes a 100GB MP3 player
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(165)
 
(KCAL 9)
 
 
 
LA City Council to LAPD: Keep investigating ALL burglar alarms while we debate and eventually drop the subject
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(30)
 
(Some French Guy)
 
 
 
Horribly addictive dirtbike game
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(108)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
He-Man used to ride around on a dead dinosaur's bony carcass
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(34)
 
(lifenetwork.ca)
 
 
 
World's top 10 sexiest beaches
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(95)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
City official resigns after referring to mayor and council as "white trash" and police dispatcher as "you hillbilly."
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(63)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top ten sports press conference performers of all-time
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rutgers Fraternal Order Circa 1900
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(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This just in: The Irish drink too much
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(280)
 


Tue January 14, 2003
(Sports by Brooks)
 
Boobies
 
Wish SBB Colene a happy birthday
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(147)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Small town builds giant lava lamp as tourist trap (with pic)
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(89)
 
(Newhouse News)
 
 
 
Does a Bigfoot crap in the woods?
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fake boobies are not a tax deduction
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(102)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Women shelling out $2,500 for a breast enlarger you hook up to the telephone. Hilarity ensues
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual search graphic for Rutgers
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(188)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG gets Pete Townshend's "research paper" on child pornography
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(472)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Would-be kidnappers nabbed after using victim's credit card to order pizza
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(43)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
295 kids going to hell because baptisms weren't performed properly
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(252)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
When being held for drug charges, don't try to swallow bricks of cocaine in front of the bailiff
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(51)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
How do courts swear in atheists?
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(414)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Can you be fat and healthy at the same time?
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(188)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Wilt Chamberlin is closing in on becoming the NBA's all-time leading scorer again. Not bad since Wilt died in 1999
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(53)
 
(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Sacre merde. Explosive device found in Parisian basilica. France surrenders
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(96)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Judge allows release of Diana Ross DWI video. In other news, Farkers now checking thesmokinggun.com every 30 seconds
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(36)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
After 170 years, it's now legal for unmarried couples in Georgia to have sex
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(142)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
How to fix the economy: give cash to students
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(130)
 
(Irritated Farker)
 
 
 
Jeff is having trouble resolving an issue with Insight.com Help him by doing more than the granny that answers the phone can
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(219)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
TVA to expand use of wind generation for power
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(91)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
83-year-old Wisconsin insurance salesman is world's fastest human
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(91)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
More than 8,000 exploding frying pans recalled
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(95)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
police implement "pace cars" to ease traffic problems
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(447)
 
(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld is spending billions of tax dollars in wide-ranging effort to spawn "super soldiers"
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(166)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ram fights off killer dogs
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(54)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Bank of Russia issues a new coin depicting satanic images
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(51)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
San Francisco pet owners are now considered pet guardians. Will no longer consider animals as personal property
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(155)
 
(Bloggerheads)
 
 
 
The Blair Porn Project (safe for work, so far)
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely museums. (link goes to real example)
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(100)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Elderly couple discover insurance salesman cheated them. Insurance salesman burns down their house.
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(57)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cops, FBI converge on jet after flight attendant reports flat champagne
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(84)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis stops at Cleveland pain clinic. Repeatedly asks "When do we eat?"
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Will The Sun's new editor get rid of Page 3 girls?
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(70)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Cliff Yablonski has updated his computer screen with four new pages of people he hates
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
President Bush gives North Korea $95 million worth of appeasement and waives nukes inspection
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(445)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attn: Buffalo Farkers. Gogi will be on the Shredd and Ragan Show (103.3 The Edge) Tuesday morning at 8:30 AM.
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(61)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Elderly sick and tired of being portrayed as feeble and weak, ready to kick some ass
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(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Using drugs while pregnant is now considered abuse
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(216)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Barbie dishing out advice to kids at $1.99 a call
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boy stabs friend in the butt after mistaking him for a burglar
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(34)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston uses tape to prevent boobie spotting
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(66)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strongbad email
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(189)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Four tunnels found under Mexico-Arizona border
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(81)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Halle Berry has the modern-day ideal face of beauty according to plastic surgeons
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop John Romero finding a bug in his videogame, Daikatana
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(84)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Remember 'Gloworms?' They also came in the small, squeak-toy variety
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
From Russia with love: for those who value the beautiful erotic (not safe for work)
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(93)
 


Mon January 13, 2003
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
18-34 year olds prefer going snowboarding, hitting bars, and having cell phones to having health insurance
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(292)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption the world's oldest West Point graduate and Miss Hawaii
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(126)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When running a roomate-matching website, be sure not to mix up the mailing list with your mailing list for anti-Semitic messages
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(289)
 
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Microsoft porn. Microsoft took down the first page, but here's another page with the same porn link in it (page safe for work, link on page not)
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(123)
 
(Some broke Guy)
 
 
 
Anonymous Farker Considering Bankruptcy. Needs Advice. Link goes to his new best friend
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
One of the girls from the new Miller Lite commercial Kitana Baker. Still in search of the other. Safe for work?
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(113)
 
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Microsoft porn. Check the 2nd link under the more information table. This link probably won't last (not safe for work)
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(397)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crappy SNL plans on taking on Crappy Superbowl Halftime show. Also mentioned in same article: Ocean's Twelve
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth out 6-8 weeks with knee injury. Hopes to return in time for playoffs
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(54)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
300-pound albino man seduces girl with promises of stardom. Because fat, pink eyed freaks are the true power behind the entertainment industry.
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(90)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Welcome to our world, welcome to our world of bankruptcy. FAO Schwarz down the crapper
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(50)
 
(CBS MarketWatch)
 
 
 
CBS MarketWatch is reading Fark again (hi guys)
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Smelly people banned from riding the bus
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(86)
 
(123abc)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this teacher is showing the class with shadow puppets
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(152)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 10 biggest upsets in NFL playoff history
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(74)
 
(Online.ie)
 
 
 
16 year old writes webbrowser that magically speeds up download speeds. And plays all music and video in the browser, with 120 search engines built in. His father can beat up your dad, and his car is a perpetual motion device
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(216)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Hockey players are "overpaid and spoiled and half-stoned half the time and have no respect for the fans and coaches."
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(64)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman misses being in spotlight. Assaults woman to keep name out there
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(54)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Average victim of African Internet scammers has handed over $342K
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(104)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
As if millions of farkers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Jennifer Connelly weds
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(134)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Filthy-rich Democrat presidential candidates are blatantly phony when they try to pass themselves off as regular people
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(213)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sports teams are going bankrupt because the owners are idiots, not because of players' payroll
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man and his pet tiger on the lamb
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mama might have a squeeze box, but Papa has a computer full of child porn and just got arrested
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(253)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What's the penalty for kicking a horse in England? 5 years in jail plus 8 years of no soccer
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(49)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
At 102 the oldest living graduate of West Point says the secret to long life is chewing your food and 3 unrelated words
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(87)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Political cartoon drawn in 1937 creating furor in Iran
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(135)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mobile phone companies turning to soft porn in bid to recoup the billions they have splashed out on third generation licences
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(45)
 
(NDTV.com)
 
 
 
Frustrated Latvians host phone-throwing championship
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Judge proclaims too much separation between church and state
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(748)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man dies after trying to enlarge his boobies at home with silicone and a syringe
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Russian man kills and prepares drinking buddy
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Rick Pitino's Louisvile team plays ECU Thursday at 9pm on ESPN2. Help Farker El Gringo and the Minges Maniacs out with sign and chant ideas. Link goes to info on the Minges Maniacs
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Car virus spreading through infected gas nozzles
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Second NHL team in two weeks files for bankruptcy protection
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Photoshop this distant planet discovery infograph
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Add a rare transformer to your toy collection courtesy of XE
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Microsoft settles suit for 1.1 billion (in vouchers)
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Ohio state athletic association has "some concerns" about Lebron James driving around in $50,000 Hummer with three TVs inside
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31% of Japanese would not mind starring in a porn video.
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Lieberman enters 2004 Presidential race
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When did President Bush decide to invade Iraq? Sept 17 2001
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Ad agency fined for using scenes from The Big Lebowski to incite riot.
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Boy tries to board plane with firecrackers in his shoes.
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Amtrak to start giving massages to riders
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Amateur physics for the amateur pool player
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Drew to be doing alot of travelling in the next few months. Orlando, Tampa, Lexington, Louisville, London, Nottingham?, Minneapolis, Decorah IA, Seattle, Portland. Need some help organizing in some cities, click for details
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The neck is the #1 place people like to be kissed
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More PETA propaganda
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Game show legend, Chuck Woolery, has upcoming reality series. Hollywood out of..
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New ghosts made of anti-matter from a parallel universe discovered
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Impress your friends with these genuine Rugby drinking songs (most songs not safe for work)
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Man: I don't know who that dead guy in my apartment is. Police: Are you sure? Man: Wait, that's my old roommate and I beat him to death with a hammer
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