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Sun January 12, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Haemorrhoid sufferers flocking to expose their afflicted asses to a church statue to be cured
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Philippine police mascot striking fear in the mall
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
AOLTW's Steve Case stepping down in May
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Modesto City Council is worried that gun-toting members might engage in shootout
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Toddler-size shirt at Target stores features graffiti-like likeness.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Software mogul to give $1 billion to cities who stop euthanizing stray animals. Farkistan granted exemption to continue killing kittens
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(news12.com)
 
 
 
NY Mayor Bloomberg to homeless: "Go Home"
source: news12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
French chefs ask Pope to remove gluttony from 7 deadly sins. Fat-ass french gluttons keep their fingers crossed
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Fox8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
"Hello, Pampers? I need to order 40 cases of mule sized diapers, please. Hello? Hello?
source: fox8live.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson and Rush Limbaugh might be neighbors. FOX to air reality TV show based off Jacko/Rush scenario
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
State-mandated defibrillator helps save womans life
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Purple thong, fake nails and breast implants: evidence in trial of stripper-mayor.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: TV shows we would see if the Fox network purchased the Disney channel
source: disney.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Do penis products actually work?
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(236)
 
(BostonHerald.com)
 
 
 
More than eight years after it was originally scheduled, Big Dig extension to Logan Airport set to open
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horse head recognized as 'Sunny'
source: triplicate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Autistic boy given the present he most wanted a full set of working traffic lights in his garden
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Don't farking write curse words on checks to pay traffic fines
source: belleville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Middle East Newsline)
 
 
 
Iran and Kuwait plan to resolve border dispute, possibly by looking at a map and finding out that they don't share a border
source: menewsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Enormous spider web leaves Canada, arrives in Galveston
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop everyone's favorite gay quarterback who isnt really gay Jeff Garcia doing some sort of dance
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida court calls shenanigans on Cloanaid, orders baby and mother to appear
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(81)
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Madonna thinks that shoes are better than sex. Guy Ritchie surrenders
source: observer.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(newschannel2000.com)
 
 
 
Kokomo, IN residents sick of humming sound
source: newschannel2000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bee Gee Maurice Gibb Dies
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Assistant manager of Waffle House is not a man to be messed with
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Congressman faces jail time for fraud. Traficant begins whistling theme to "The Odd Couple"
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(FuzzyDave)
 
 
 
Lion-Hunting Amongst the Maasai: A How-To Guide
source: theexpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Cheezie)
 
 
 
Two Farkers are getting married in March (CheezieDanish & Pathos) Would like suggestions on Wedding Song. (Link goes to their wedding bands.) Voting enabled.
source: titaniumcommitment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(355)
 
(Some Brazilian)
 
Boobies
 
Brazilian beauty Helen Ganzarolli. not safe for work
source: lulle.dk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(FuzzyDave)
 
 
 
Yodeling for Jebus.
source: yodelingtheresa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Globe & Mail)
 
 
 
Airport maintenance worker found frozen to death inside plane's landing gear after being missing for 5 days
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
RIAA hacked again
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(241)
 


Sat January 11, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Dammit's favorite band
source: www2.justnet.ne.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(222)
 
(Fort Wayne Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
Off duty cop saves dog who fell through ice
source: fortwayne.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Mensa)
 
 
 
Facts about gifted children
source: us.mensa.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(412)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
50 midgets pit against an elephant, that often debated matchup, finally settled on Fox
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Fight with computer brings SWAT team
source: dailycamera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Crazy Motorcyclist)
 
 
 
Dodge creates 500 ci, 500 horsepower, 400 mile per hour motorcycle (repeat)
source: bikerevents.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
First Israeli astronaut ready for launch. Mel Brooks' Jews in Space prophecy to be fulfilled
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Object at bottom of marina turned out to be an anchor, not a dead woman. What are the odds?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
See me, feel me, touch me. No, wait. Bad touch. Bad touch.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Nuclear madness as a method of force diplomacy
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greenpeace gives Dow a taste of their own sludge
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Some Abolitionist)
 
 
 
Ill. governor commutes Death Row sentences to life in prison
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(305)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Little people do a bachelor series. Ratings estimated to come up short
source: brokennewz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Norwegians launch beauty contest for cows
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
How come parrots talk but chickens don't?
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
California man arrested for selling missile system technology to China
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Gamespy)
 
 
 
PlayStation 3: Supercomputer-on-a-chip
source: gamespy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing Peru plane's wreckage found on mountainside
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shaq to Yao Ming: "Ching chong yang wa ah so"
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(260)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Live in California? Microsoft owes you $1.1 Billion.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Karaoke Inventor Earned No Profit
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Middle School teacher pulls a Clinton, says "I have never been sexually inappropriate with a female student."
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker after "The Riot"
source: mhs.mcn.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, your tie questions are answered
source: bizweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shocking celeb photos: Real celebs, eating real food
source: celebrities-eating.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
74 year old convenience store owner using walker perforates would-be robbers with shotgun
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Why work for Google? For the food
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG has the scoop on Eric "large amount of toilet flushing noise" Brown
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The Honorable Premier of British Columbia caught for DUI in Hawaii (complete with mugshots)
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Some Bored Student)
 
 
 
Awesome in-browser games website. Plan to get addicted quickly
source: fetchfido.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Weather Girl)
 
Boobies
 
A Followup boobies link: Jillian Barberie
source: jilliansworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fender remembers Joe Strummer of The Clash
source: fender.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jogger in D.C.
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(uticaOD.com)
 
 
 
Two bored teens shatter windows of 60 SUVs and Trucks during pellet gun rampage
source: uticaod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dad packs van with snow and drives 110 miles so son can build snowman
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Waste away your Saturday playing this fun Paintball game
source: captured.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Political arguments here for weekend and out of other threads.
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(271)
 
(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
Man killed in accident. Called "extremely lucky" by investigator
source: kold.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Anti-smoking law blocks proposed smoking ban
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Some Astronaut)
 
 
 
A list of satellites in geostationary orbit
source: satsig.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientist's discover truffle gene. Still no cure for athletes foot
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New mp3 player kicks iPod's butt
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If a bunch of birds is a flock and a bunch of cows are a herd, what do you call dancing Bulgarians?
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Playboy)
 
Boobies
 
Who's the sexiest weather-girl in America? (besides Al Roker) not safe for work
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 


Fri January 10, 2003
(Wichita Eagle)
 
 
 
Bowling alley employee crushed by pin resetting machine. His life was not spared
source: kansas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(San Jose Murky News)
 
 
 
Asshats put fake bomb in suitcase; cops arrest them for genuine felony
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(CNET News.com)
 
 
 
Congress considering ban on Internet sales tax
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(freehawaii.org)
 
 
 
Apparently fed up with bloated white tourists attempting to hula dance, group of Hawaiians want to secede from the U.S. and become sovereign nation
source: freehawaii.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ACLU's new online gallery of "civil liberty art": Freedom, illustrated.
source: aclu.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canadian study shows that their children don't respond well to sarcasm. News Flash: neither do most Farkers
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(dailytelegraph.com)
 
 
 
Rescue crews find teen involved in horrific crash still in front seat talking on cell phone
source: dailytelegraph.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(wesjanson.com)
 
 
 
Another Ambigous Extra goes large. Fan site for Star Wars minor character even has the actor a fan of the fan site
source: wesjanson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Hackers invade Texas A&M phone system
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Rumormill)
 
 
 
71% of people in a EU survey think the USA is the greatest threat to world peace
source: rumormillnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(464)
 
(Some Texan)
 
 
 
North Texans are impatient. Dallas Fark Party at the Barley House on January 31
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lost Beatles tapes found
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(KCTV5.com)
 
 
 
Man with over 100 lbs. of pot in car falls asleep and drives off road... authorities think he MAY have been using some of it
source: kctv5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(adn.com)
 
 
 
Alaskans nervous about N. Korea's missle range, start dusting off duck&cover manuals
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish police now get to carry two bullets instead of one
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Ruslander)
 
 
 
Father uses web site to shame his out of control teenagers. In other news, the White House announces a new web site for Jenna and Barbara
source: thisismalmesbury.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(North Scotland)
 
 
 
Man releases hundreds of live Grass hoppers in pub. Hilarity ensues
source: thisisnorthscotland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious ooze threatens town. Ghostbusters unavailiable for comment
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WorldCom considering name change. Give them a less scandal-ridden name. (Voting Enabled)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Z103)
 
 
 
Z103 Liplock contest pics (Lip Lock II is Tuesday)
source: z103.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Redneck style hits its peak
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new Pepsi spokeschick
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man comes back from 3-week vacation, find 3 homeless people living in house
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Tribute to the villains of Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. II.
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Miss Cleo: 'I'm sorry that people were scammed'
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maurice Gibb of the Bee Gees undergoes surgery; is staying alive
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Dank_Little)
 
 
 
Town clerk saves town thousands by shopping on eBay
source: eagletribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Daycare Owner Accused of Spiking Baby Bottles with NyQuil
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(CBS 2)
 
 
 
City to repeal ban on fortune telling. No one saw it coming
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
'Bumfights' video makes judge's jaw drop (with pic, video)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(325)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Raiders fans are a bunch of big meanies
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Introducing the $41 dollar hamburger from cattle that are "hand-massaged and beer-fed"
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese girls going no-bra, no-panty, just for kicks
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally a fuel-cell hybrid-electric car that looks nice.
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(AfricaOnline)
 
 
 
Police are looking for pantyless girl (with pic)
source: africaonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
One pic makes this not safe for work... Great for your Friday
source: socalpromodels.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Non-proliferation treaty explained. (Why we get nukes but no one else does)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(The Age.com.au)
 
 
 
Lord of the Rings geeks start Web cult following of an extra who appears as an elf in the film for 3 seconds
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
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source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Rv'ers accidently park $178,000 motor home over old unmarked septic tank. Shit happens
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Girl from Ipanema" and daughter to appear nude in Playboy
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Trappist monks insist on high-alcohol beer
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
It smells in the summer and has rats and roaches but these trailer park residents say they aren't going anywhere
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Inmate caught in the act of flushing his arrest report down the jail toilet
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fan who took a whiz on players gets 5 year suspension
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Comic's dream is to pee pee on SNL. Not likely to be allowed as it would result higher-quality for SNL
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(news observer)
 
 
 
The biggest drain on American productivity may be Microsoft's computer Solitaire game.
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Photographer overwhelmed with school girls willing to pose nude.
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(282)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Tom Green disqualified from Elvis impersonator contest
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Steelers fans
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Raider's Jerry Porter tells the Jets to "come get this butt-whippin"
source: insidevc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British king's statue to be moved to monkey exhibit in Hong Kong zoo
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Woman racks up 28,000 Pounds of parking fines.
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hitman tells judge he could not have killed victim because he was killing on another contract at the time
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
40,000 lbs of fresh ham and 250 gallons of fuel spill on highway when driver falls asleep
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(WorldNetDaily.com)
 
 
 
Europe is prepared for the Antichrist takeover. France surrenders
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
"Freddy's Nightmares" - when Elm Street became a low-budget TV series
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(wate.com)
 
 
 
More tax math: White House says stimulus package will generate 190,000 jobs this year. At $100 billion in tax cuts, that's $500,000 per job
source: wate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(282)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to let your kids out and play, Texas Fark Party 2003. Drunkarity ensues
source: terron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(275)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iranian women now allowed to attend soccer games, yell insults at opposing teams
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Next time you have a stroke, bring your vampire bat
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Pics of celebrity girls kissing (not safe for work)
source: clublez.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Tasty)
 
 
 
Photoshop what things would be like if every business establishment was run like a fast-food joint
source: wendys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
North Korea withdraws from Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(315)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Dbase crashed, all is well now however. I blame the communists -Drew
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What did you do while Fark was down? Voting enabled
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(265)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what made Fark go down
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 


Thu January 09, 2003
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gaddafi makes US beauty contestant cry, apologizes with diamond encrusted official Ghadafi fan club watch
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What do Weight Watchers and McDonald's have in common? People suing them because they're fat. Self-responsibility surrenders
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL now says it was wrong about a coin flip; also admits it was wrong for letting Footlocker employees officiate games this season
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steeler LB Porter claims Titan coach poured hot coffee on him during a game. Titans claim he has the facts all wrong, it was chicken broth
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools to use retinal scanning for lunch payment so that kids that can't afford lunches don't get criticized
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(37)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
NFL hits annual quota for obligatory cheesy rap song saluting playoff-bound NFL team (audio included)
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The truth about taxes explained simply for liberals
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(216)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Top wackiest warning labels of 2002
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Iraqi army marching in front of the worlds largest waffle iron
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(59)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Judge rules Miranda warnings for criminal suspects who have multiple personalities, must be read for each personality. "You have the right to remain silent ... and so do you, and you, and you."
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(24)
 
(Tennessean)
 
 
 
MTSU to host academic conference on Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Film composer Ron Goodwin begins decomposition
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crowd drives senior political figure from his house, accuses him of harbouring vampires
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian spiders to be sent into space, to be bombarded by cosmic rays and return to bite Peter Parker
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(13)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hotmail users get lots of spam. Microsoft not particularly bothered
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(37)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Pornographer Al Goldstein yanked off airplane for telling security screener "If you and me were to have sex, I would want you to keep your uniform on,"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ causes berserk trampling crowd (with pic)
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
America's Answer to Kournikova: Ashley Harkleroad (SFW)
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(115)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How do you follow up a World Series ring and the MVP award? Attack an elderly man with a golf club
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(27)
 
(fosters.com)
 
 
 
Man attempts to buy $41,000 car with coupons
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley to release debut album. Future plans include bloating, addiction, and croaking on the toilet
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(12)
 
(cedarpoint.com)
 
 
 
Cedar Point's new coaster goes from 0 to 120 mph in four seconds.
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(90)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
Boobies
 
Norway cans ad due to boobie references (with pic) (safe for work)
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(50)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Police video of dog-killing officer shooting dog as it wags tail
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(301)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
The Onion Article Generator
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drunk Russian attaches tender bits to frozen metal (bottom story)
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(28)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Government official caught sending sexually explicit emails to girlfriend. Investigators release contents to the public (with excerpts)
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(158)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Lexmark using DMCA to stop third party ink refills
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(157)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cops in LA to stop responding to burglar alarms. In other news, Dunkin Donuts to expand parking facilities
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peruvian plane carrying 42 passengers missing
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(82)
 
(Herald Citizen)
 
 
 
Dog killing officer reassigned to non-dog-killing duties
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(230)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Congolese rebel troops caught eating pygmies, said to "Taste like chicken"
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(97)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy who got drunk and drove his car into the 2nd story of a house claims the whole thing was result of a carjacking
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rash of ATM machines being attacked with backhoes flusters Japan
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(43)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Boozehounds more likely to have psychic kids
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Design your own Vince Lombardi trophy. Link goes to the real thing
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italians filing law suit against Napolean for theft
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(30)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Las Vegas casino adds dancing poles to hotel rooms
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan's economy thrives on cheap sex and drugs
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(66)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Tennessee county auctions off 10 Commandments to pay legal bills in fight with ACLU
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(130)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
God opens email attachment, infects Solar System
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(47)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Kiddie porn giving regular porn a bad name; Pornographers plan to do something about it
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(64)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
What the hell is wrong with the Japanese: Zack reviews Hentai game. Strong content, but safe for work
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(69)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian scientist claims human souls can be transferred to hard drives
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(85)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Complaints against doctors in UK up 1450% in 11 years
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(48)
 
(Scoopy)
 
Boobies
 
The Top Twenty Nude Scenes of 2002 (not safe for work)
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(106)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
People are buying soap in the shape of food to trick their friends into eating soap
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Archive of ticket stubs and the stories to go with them. Great way to kill a few hours at work
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(25)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Britney and Justin get back together, celebrate with all-night sex marathon
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(112)
 
(Government of Ontario)
 
 
 
Farker Magnacarta is changing his legal name. Right now the best he can come up with is 'Example Givens'. Post other suggestions in the forum. Link goes to information on changing names
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(424)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Will Shatner was in a 1975 devil-worship movie that also starred Ernest Borgnine and Satan. No, seriously
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(50)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bark's probable morning commute
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(106)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman breaks into apartment, attacks baby. Then it gets weird
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(86)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Would you wear a Wil Wheaton thong?
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(95)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Complaint filed against city councilman for dropping his Santa pants at last year's Christmas party
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(25)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Clerk just says no to would-be robber
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(36)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists discover beer-gut gene. Still no cure for cancer
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(64)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Idiot from Canada who went to Iraq to act as human shield dies in car accident on Iraqi highway
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(364)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Honor Colonel Sanders' memory and annoy PETA by eating KFC as often as possible
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(145)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson teaching Sunday school. Next professional project, "Striperella," out soon
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(42)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Rom Hack Review - "Tokyo City Ninjas" (with rom download)
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(26)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Cops shoot family's dog during traffic stop
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(498)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A comprehensive archive of all crane accidents around the world
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(25)
 
(Mr. Clean)
 
 
 
Game that will teach your lazy ass kids to pick up after themselves
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(59)
 
(Politics)
 
 
 
Talk about politics here - not in another thread. Be nice to one another
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(481)
 


Wed January 08, 2003
(Monticello Raceway)
 
Boobies
 
Kyla Cole was a teenage summer camp counselor in the Catskills. The pictures the kittens don't want you to see. (SFW)
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Joe Millionaire' slays in the Nielson ratings
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Senate majority leader Bill Frist is not safe for kittens
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(111)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Student ordered not to return to his High School until he is 21
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(58)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Republicans pass "Pizza rule." Then win a golf resort weekend
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(67)
 
(Some Bus driver)
 
 
 
Teens engage in oral sex on school bus as other students cheer. In my day you needed a car to get that kind of action -Farker
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(287)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Financially-troubled minor league hockey team forced to pay $5 per player to practice at open skate
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Sex in the City" to end next year. Will be replaced by "Blue Balls in the City"
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(181)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
90% of crimes at Vatican never solved and criminals never apprehended
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(68)
 
(WKYT.com)
 
 
 
Kentucky prisoner released due to budget cuts arrested for bank robbery
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(40)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins tells it like it is regarding Bono
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(290)
 
(Borowitz Report)
 
 
 
Wealthiest .0001% praise Bush economic package
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(279)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Another plane crashes, this time in Turkey with 77 passengers aboard
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(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Einstein rests in his grave as speed of gravity proven equal to light
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(178)
 
(103.3 - The Edge)
 
Boobies
 
See the beautiful ladies of Buffaleeze (probably not safe for work)
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(140)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the bachelors rejoiced; new dairy products have six month shelf-life
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(76)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Escalator frenzy hits Cambodia.
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(175)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Store clerk takes paint can, smacks would be robber on head. Jailarity ensues
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(59)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
The Boob-onic Plague: Mysterious new disese turns big-breasted babes into flat-chested females
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(144)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man steals 124 wedding rings for Claudia Schiffer
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(63)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher breaks fourth-grader's jaw for taking too much time to finish lunch
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
State police arrest patrons for public drunkeness inside the bar
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(168)
 
(Fortune.com)
 
 
 
The curse of Pooh
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(145)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
"It's not easy dealing with squirrels in my bra"
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(165)
 
(nj.com)
 
 
 
Girl loses hand and blows up house while playing video game. Talk about realistic
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(181)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: What exciting new products will Apple unveil at the Macworld Expo this week?
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(235)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Elderly war veterans fight to keep puss in retirement home.
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(70)
 
(RatherGood)
 
 
 
More kitten videos by the folks that brought us the Viking kittens
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This year's new crop of cars and trucks all have stupid names
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(161)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
You never count your money, where you're growing your big weed plants. Sing along with Kenny
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(340)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
You know a streaker is truly Canadian when he doesn't care that it's below freezing
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker worked for the NSA on a top-secret alien project. Says that aliens do exist, and has proof. Have any of you been contacted by aliens? (Link goes to the book..)
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(361)
 
(Seattle P-I)
 
 
 
Things are so bad in Seattle even the vultures are leaving
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(212)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
London is a kind of tremendous, fat, valuable cow tied up to attract the beast of prey
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hey big talking UCONN fans from yesterday, how about a nice tall glass of STFU? Love, your pals in Oklahoma
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(99)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Robber thinks police security cameras are dummies, his theory proves to be wrong
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland won't get to see the good parts of "Blue Room"
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Steelers fans charged with beating death at Tom's Diner. Neither are named Luka
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(136)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Air Midwest plane with 19 passengers crashes upside-down into airport hangar during take-off in Charlotte, N.C
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(425)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch man sets himself on fire with a magnifying glass
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British scientists searching for the "perfect tea"
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hospital computer glitch list thousands of Michigan hospital patients as dead
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
46% of cocaine seized by Dallas police was actually chalk
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(123)
 
(McCook Daily Gazette)
 
 
 
Nebraska needs a new license plate design
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(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hubble Telescope goes deeper, harder
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(90)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bog robs man of $500 'pig and pussy' record
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(57)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Vintage Star Wars figures: Kenner's mail-away offers revisited
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Say hello to Kyla. Say goodbye to kittens (not safe for work)
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(139)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
This is the 400,000th Fark link: Corey Feldman hopes starring in a reality show with MC Hammer and Vince Neil will help repair his image
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Annoying cockatiel saves couple's lives
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(53)
 
(KLAS-TV)
 
 
 
Siegfried & Roy want help naming their new cubs. Voting enabled
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(140)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats calling for the draft to be reinstated
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(479)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Need to take the train? Forgot your clothes? No problem - it's Germany (not safe for work)
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(124)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
A guide to Hollywood sequels. And prequels and interquels
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(106)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Zoos want to sack older monkeys and replace them with younger ones who run around more and amuse patrons
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(76)
 


Tue January 07, 2003
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith named worst dressed
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(133)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Jersey law-maker wants NFL to make restitution for blown call in Giants game
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(113)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Colorado school permits swapping butt plug stories but Bible stories are a big no-no
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(463)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Large star undergoing eruptions; Anna Nicole Smith unavailable for comment
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(27)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Hip-hugging jeans set your ass on fire, and not in a good way
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(79)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian firefighters to be required to pick up used condoms while fighting fires
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(51)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canada lost at junior hockey championships thanks to two silver dimes placed under center ice instead of the usual gold loonie
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Craig Barrett, CEO of Intel
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(208)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House of Reps swears in record number of Hispanics today. Chinga tu madre
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(108)
 
(Studio8.net)
 
 
 
Scientists revise happiness equation
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(36)
 
(MyrtleBeachOL)
 
 
 
N.C. man hit by stray bullet fired from half mile away by kid who got semiautomatic as a Christmas present
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(204)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australian doctor to unveil new death machine for 2003. Probably will be just like the 2002 but with different grill and taillights
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(56)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Plenty of trash found in Alabama along TN River. There is a litter problem too
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(82)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Son of former Arkansas coach Nolan Richardson to lose coaching job after pulling a gun during practice
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(49)
 
(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
When breaking in to cars at the mall, try not to pick the one with the cop sitting inside it
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(35)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Aspen bartender fired afer "forgetting to zip up"
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(108)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Traci Lords article and 2 page gallery (safe for work)
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(131)
 
(Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
PBS Army program interrupted by 20 minutes of gay porn
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(99)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Teenage sex parties in Ohio. "This is a national trend"
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(425)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Tolkien fans outraged over addition of Jar-Jaromir to The Return Of The King
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(80)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Duke is number 1 in polls in men's and women's basketball. Duke sucks
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Janna Svenson probably not safe for work
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption President Bush "giving the Heisman" to these Democratic leaders
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(200)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Jersey cops find severed head. Doo dah, doo dah
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(99)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago cable companies thumb nose at subscribers. City to start fining arrogant companies
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(116)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The ultimate sports accessory - A beer wench
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(90)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brilliant New Zealand students can't tell the difference between water and vodka
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(56)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman in police standoff refuses to get out of car until she finishes her beer
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(65)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Christopher Reeve to warn Superman of the dangers of horses in upcoming episode of Smallville
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Robot thwarts trucker to end 84-mile chase
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Panel proposes overhauling US government
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(216)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Anaconda 2, this time it's personal
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(106)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FBI calls off search for nonexistent suspects
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(79)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Only in Canada would a Honda Civic driver try and force a pickup truck off the road and succeed
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Crooks break into funeral home. Several dead found at the scene
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Willis McGahee took out a big insurance policy right before the game where his knee bent the wrong way.
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NewsFlash
 
Daschle not running for President. Probably feels threatened by that looming Al Sharpton candidacy
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
British Authroites arrest 6 men for posession of Ricin (not a San Francisco Treat)
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(ABC)
 
 
 
States blowing tobacco settlement money instead of spending it on anti-smoking programs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CBS' "Beverly Hillbillies" reality series demeaning to hillbillies, group says
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The perfect gift for the mathematically challenged: a Tip Calculator Card. Extra Credit: What professions are considered tip-worthy? Discuss
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Escaped Lion 3, Malawians 0
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(44)
 
(Komo 4 News)
 
 
 
Loophole in tax law allows you to write off purchases of Hummers
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(83)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Plane full of Afghani pilgrims to Mecca is hijacked
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nobody's signing up for settlement money derived from a Compact-Disc pricefixing case
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(206)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Scientists find distant planet with raindrops made of iron.
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(78)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
The 100 best companies to work for in 2003. Is your company there?
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(140)
 
(Arsenic.net)
 
 
 
Person leaves box of Cheerios as warning to Saddam
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ralphie the Rooster up for adoption
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(27)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cell phone cameras being used to exploit schoolgirls
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(83)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Police raid home where boa constrictors and alligator guard a safe. Find drugs and lots of porn
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(55)
 
(Improb)
 
 
 
Postal delivery experiments
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this softball game
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(130)
 
(The Cloth Monkey)
 
 
 
Obsessive fan desperate to hunt down Jan Smithers (aka Bailey Quarters from WKRP)
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(165)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford cheats death in movie stunt gone wrong
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(146)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Viper engine + motorcycle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cameraman stabbed on Guy Ritchie's TV show. Ritchie says, "It could be worse, he could be married to my wife"
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(78)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
P. Diddy fronts for violent punk
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(120)
 


Mon January 06, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's daughter at "the happiest place on earth."
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(139)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
'Joe Millionaire' modeled underwear for $1K
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(168)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Miami pranksters fool Venezuela's President into thinking he was talking to Fidel Castro
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Gmaki misses his train this morning to take out trash. It derailed
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(121)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Pregnant celebrities setting bad example by squeezing their bumps into stylish clothes and going on dangerous diets
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Wanted: Armored truck driver, FT w/benefits, ability to remember to put bags of new $20 bills INSIDE the truck a must
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man uses gas pump as flame thrower to greet his ex-wife
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(83)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In honor of PETA, how to catch, kill, and clean your own chicken
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(112)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cloned baby could be "part of an elaborate hoax."
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College dumps body parts in landfill; Hoffa sues for plagiarism
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(37)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Astronomers find evidence of galaxy torn apart by Milky Way
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(72)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey wants to go out with some one who will "like me for my mind"
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Backpack injury reports are misleading, kids are really just clumsy pansies
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(86)
 
(Fark U)
 
 
 
Crotchless fleece jackets on sale in the Fark University store
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is going to be spending a night alone in Las Vegas, but is only 17. What fun stuff can he do? With voting
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Saddam: "UN weapons inspectors are spies; they all want me lucky charms"
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Parents are killing each other to get to the front of the line of the student pick-up at their kids' school
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(96)
 
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Lowtax vs. Insane Clown Posse fan
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They might be... losers, but the NFL admits they screwed up on the call
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(151)
 
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New Strongbad email
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(186)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jesus was a pothead and used it to carry out miraculous healings
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Following age old tradition, Prince Harry, after doing poorly in school, decides to join the army
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(76)
 
(b3ta)
 
 
 
Fark gets a nod in the 2003 b3ta Awards
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For you Farkers married to Liza Minnelli: TV Guide lists biggest musical moments
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Danish family's answering machine message triggers terrorism alert
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Happiness = P + 5E + 3H
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
More people willing to pay for online content
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these women at the Polar Bear Swim
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(132)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This just in: Caffeine may keep kids from sleeping
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(41)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
$250,000 Cadillac V-16 announced
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(189)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pee-wee Herman's attorneys to claim his "art collection" is completely legal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese reality show to broadcast wifebeaters live
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(68)
 
(Lacross Tribune)
 
 
 
Favre says, "Ubetcha I'll be back fer da next season"
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(164)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian author Alexander Solzhenitsyn has suffered a stroke
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
PETA launches boycott of KFC. KFC cowers in fear of steep 0% reduction in customers
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(329)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Polar expedition cancelled because it was too cold
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 20 most annoying conservatives of 2002
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(229)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands of crappy toys seized before Italy's answer to Santa Claus, the Epiphany Witch, can deliver them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraq says they are ready for war. In other news, the Cincinnati Bengals are ready for the 2003 season.
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(87)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk teacher arrested for stealing neighbor's beer
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants' holder couldn't have spiked the ball anyway
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(202)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This is what happens when governments try to ban guns
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(403)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German TV license fee collectors have difficulty collecting fees from eighth century saint
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(77)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man sets new world record for having concrete blocks smashed on his groin
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(145)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walken receives top best supporting actor award from National Society of Film Critics
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these boobies
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(83)
 
(zcportal)
 
 
 
The 20 most annoying liberals in the United States for 2002
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(737)
 
(Some serial killer)
 
 
 
Farker Aeonite closes out part 2 of the acclaimed Blackbird Chronicles
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(38)
 
(Some Guy With a Comb-Over)
 
 
 
AARP offers seniors tips on how to be cooler
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(89)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Britney may play female version of Sherlock Holmes
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(136)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Streetcars may come back to Chicago
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Weather Channel launching reality series
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(80)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Australia surrenders. Poms win Fifth Cricket Test by 225 runs
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(139)
 
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Boobies
 
Ellie Mae vs. Daisy Duke galleries with poll (safe for work)
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(168)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Ben Stiller and Jack Black have upcoming film. Survey says: crap
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(145)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Landmarks digitized in case of attack
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(98)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman asks her five-year-old boy to drive her home because she is too drunk
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unlikely Superbowl ads. Link goes to example
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