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Sun January 05, 2003
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Southern California's water tap turned off by feds
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(BBC)
 
 
 
US education bosses seeking Scottish teachers to work in America's toughest schools
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker tried Bud Light and didn't like it; wants suggestions on a better brew. With voting
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(PlanetArk)
 
 
 
Home Depot says they will only buy environmentally friendly wood
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Antonio Banderas will not let Melanie Griffith have plastic surgery
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fighter pilots to become China's first astronauts, collision with space shuttle expected
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(NFL)
 
 
 
They Might Be ... Losers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio nuclear plant with hole in reactor wasn't shut down because owner would have been hurt financially
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(AP)
 
 
 
District attorneys think it's okay to wear ties adorned with the Grim Reaper and a noose at a murder trial
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Listerine is wine for the homeless
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hijacked plane lands in Frankfurt; Man threatened to crash into European Central Bank building
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suicide bomber attacks at the center of Tel-Aviv
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The White House made up the story about 5 Arab terrorists entering the U.S. from Canada because it was a slow news week and the economy was starting to smell
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(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
Ways to Screw with your neighbors #243: Stage Mock Funerals to spook potential homebuyers
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(Some Blog)
 
Boobies
 
Help Farker stark23x win by leaving nice comments at this link (contains not safe for work pictures of his wife)
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(WS)
 
Video
 
Tales for the L33t Part Too: Hamlet (Possibly not safe for work)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Theif steals snake handlers bag.......Guess what was in the bag?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely Transformer toys. Link gets obvious "base products" out of the way quickly
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(Some Brazilian)
 
Boobies
 
Playboy Brazil's December 1998 playmate Carina Girardi, not safe for work
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(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man in China sues cinema after ads delay movie
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons destroy the Green Bay Packers
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Sat January 04, 2003
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Do tinfoil helmets provide adequate protection against mind control rays?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kelly Brook to costar in MI:3. Photoshop possible movie posters. (Link goes to orginal article)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dumbass steals Dum Dums from bank. Wrappers lead to capture
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(S0z3)
 
Boobies
 
Soccer with Topless Women (not safe for work)
source: lia.dk
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In one of the greatest upsets of all time, Farker's favorite soccer team beats Everton FC; Fifth best in England and 80 places higher in the league
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(The Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Behind Christopher Walken's Freakazoid Facade
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Seabirds pooping radioactivity
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The ESPN guy admits he was wrong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Pope amusing himself with a cameraman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patients less likely to believe fat doctors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sex found to be the best treatment for chronic strokers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now hiring for easiest job in the world: protecting West Virginia from attack
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sonic boom tested on chickens
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(WTOL)
 
 
 
Buckeye fans fail to burn down Columbus
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegians hauled into court after launching barrage of paper airplanes against US Embassy in Oslo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami says a bad call lost them the game. Whining ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop President Bush
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Doctors find and remove lethal cancer in man while removing bullet. Sounds suspiciously like an urban legend
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(Consortium News)
 
 
 
Conservatives are only hurting themselves by perpetuating the "liberal media" myth
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
BCS forming committee to address playoff options
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Axe wielding asshat attacks cars, then 12th-century abbey (with pics)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Taiwanese somehow figure out that eating mouse testicles increases fertility
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Earth has second, "quasi-moon". Jupiter still unimpressed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sleeping too much? Think about this one -- President Al Sharpton
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State wins. Rioting ensues
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(The Courier)
 
 
 
Gordon Chadwick has been arrested for exposing himself in public so many times that officers in The Woodlands say they always think of him when they receive a call of this nature
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(some girl)
 
Boobies
 
Large collection of Nikki Cox pics. Safe for work, but not for kittens.
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(Some Liberal Hippy)
 
 
 
List of known Nuclear incidents. Count the covered-up meltdowns, win valuable prizes
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Fri January 03, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australia plans to build worlds tallest nipple
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(NepaNews)
 
 
 
Crappy economy means brisk business for your friendly neighborhood repo man
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Put all the money in the bag, and by the way I still love you." Bank robber gives hold-up note to teller, who happened to be his ex-girlfriend
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney's daughter Stella creates eyesore by showering naked on the roof of her house
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Computer security experts say that RIAA website keeps getting hacked because it's being run by idiots
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Texas QB and his cheerleaders
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(Some Naked Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is hosting a clothing optional dinner party tomorrow. Any suggestions on setup, etiquette, etc? Link goes to picture of five assed monkey
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Martin Sargent interview with founder and spiritual leader of the Raelians Claude Vorilhon tonight (w/ video)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
If you're an undercover cop entering a convenience store with pistol drawn to bust a crack dealer, it's a good idea to let the armed clerk know ahead of time
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(PopCap)
 
 
 
New PopCap game: Candy Train
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"There are good types of violence"; Vicious biker gang renowned for its brutality forms security company
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(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Family has eel living in their bathtub for 33 years
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bush administration fixes all of the nation's problems by awarding tax dollars to religious groups that promote marriage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spammers cost US businesses thirteen billion dollars last year. That's Billion, with a B as in BASTARDS
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So many Finns are gettin nekkid in the sauna that the country is having an energy crisis
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sports bettors are no more rational than stock investors and are prone to many of the same fallacies
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Swedish Christmas goat escapes destruction for first time since 1997
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(The San Diego Channel)
 
 
 
Disabled access dispute could halt Super Bowl
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(Sabby)
 
 
 
See what happens when you parachute naked (not safe for work)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Shirtless Jesse Ventura spits tobacco at reporters then sprays them with minigun at final press conference (well, he wanted to, anyway)
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Physicist blows whistle on US missile defense
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(CNN)
 
 
 
40th moon of Jupiter spotted; possibility of Amazon women unclear
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
16 year old posing as a probation officer takes 11 teens mini-golfing
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(WT)
 
 
 
AIM Buddy List an aggregation of psychological neuroses
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
George W. Bush has altered the image of America as a wimp
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Australian police hold crocodile in cell overnight. No word on what crime it committed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Celeberty Mole will feature 6 people you've never heard of and a Baldwin
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Taco Bell customers urged to "make a run to the doctor"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant's admitted "bad giggling problem" cost him roles, BJ's
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Joe Millionaire" runs California toll booth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge prevents Diana Ross DUI video from being released. Now taking bets on how long until The Smoking Guns gets their hands on it
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(Uefa)
 
 
 
Romanian football club wants to fill moat with crocodiles to control the fans
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Dallas fans rush to buy Cowboys 2003 season tickets after the Big Tuna is hired
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop ideas for what to do with 2000 slightly used frogs
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(wloo courier)
 
 
 
Man wearing twelve pack beer container with eyeholes destroys grocery store produce with fire extinguisher
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Italian teen flocking to 8-foot long 'minicars'. Mini Japanese stickers, oversized wings and tailpipes coming soon
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Sydey Moon set (not safe for work)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You thought losing a sock in the laundry was annoying..
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Ten Russian methods to fight hangovers
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(AP)
 
 
 
Proud father of New Year baby forgets he is on probation. Jailarity ensues
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Large coffee, extra sugar and hand sanitizer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'll have a Big Mac, large fries and The Lord of the Rings to go
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(TiGl)
 
 
 
Woman trapped in house for 24 hours by a black plastic bag she mistook for a panther
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(News 4 Georgia)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for two men who attempted to rob a convenience store with butter knives. If caught the cops will say "Spread 'em"
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Hells Crust: The Everchanging Planet
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The 100 Most Annoying Things of 2002
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drug companies invent "female sexual dysfunction" to sell new drugs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In cricket news, England puts up a fight, Steve Waugh shows selectors proverbial finger
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Traditional Japanese New year's rice cakes kill 6, hospitalize 25. Rice Krispies elves detained for questioning
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KLAS)
 
 
 
Las Vegas has the strangest jobs in the country
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(ADN.com)
 
 
 
Man refuses to return Robert Redford's credit card for free ski tickets and dinner. Demands free autographed memorabilia instead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Study shows apes have culture, mostly because they don't know what NASCAR is
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man holds hostage after pot is discovered in his KFC chicken
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
20 reasons why OSU will get their butts kicked in the Fiesta Bowl
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Newsmax chooses the most corrupt leaders of the year. 12 out of 13 are Democrats
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The decades old Wilhelm conspiracy revealed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We sucked the life out of boobies link and left host holding the bill for bandwidth
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera forced to leave slut clothing at home for kiddie TV show
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
The Daily Bull's 2nd Anniversary Extravaganza
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Knowing how to drive a car is a prerequisite for stealing one.
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Newspaper fails to double check phone number in full-page ad, hilarity ensues
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Shut the fark up and drive...and other cell phone do's and don'ts
source: bcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for this guy taking the temperature for the polar bear swim
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu January 02, 2003
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer fan loses bet, has hated team's name tattooed on his chest
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Lobsters have the same ability as homing pigeons to find their way back home
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
From the Fukuoku 9000 to a Hello Kitty vibrator, gals test-drive the newest bedroom playthings and report the results (pretty safe for work)
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jack Ass isn't the only one who should be upset with MTV. Meet the Jackass Penguin
source: wildchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rankings for top 15 programs on basic cable networks. Winners are sports and SpongeBob
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dan Lewis)
 
 
 
If the NFL used the BCS: Oakland/Philly title game
source: dlewis.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Houston named fattest city for third year
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rush)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden did less harm to America than Jimmy Carter
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Goth chick showing off her assets (not safe for work)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Judge rules man's Santaville isn't ugly and may remain open year-round
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now you too can experience the thrill of paying for crappy meals while flying
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
No one died in American commercial airline accidents in 2002
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Top 10 celebrity excuses
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thailand's health ministry will launch a troupe of specially trained bosom-enhancing dancers to show women how to increase their breast size naturally
source: asia.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
Cheerleader suing school district for "failing to have cheerleaders perform on an absorbent mat and encouraging more than one cheerleader to jump at once"
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(SPTimes)
 
 
 
Old codger goes nuts in nursing home, gets introduced to Mr. Smith & Wesson
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pyongyang to Seoul: Dump the Yanks and come join us in our worker's paradise
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Anatomy of a chain-reaction bankruptcy
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(Wired)
 
 
 
WIRED awards the Vaporware products of 2002
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mississippi the first state to place internet-connected computers in every classroom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unlikely 2003 calendars, link goes to example
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Psychologist tells patient they would live forever if they would just clean her house - and other stories
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Become a doctor or a lawyer and your relatives will prey on you forever
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
At 118, woman remembers last Cubs World Series victory, feels good about chances in '03
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Panda porn credited for remarkable success in breeding program
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist helps administer first aid in traffic accident
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(Citrus County Chronicle)
 
 
 
Girls upset after topless photos they e-mailed to friends end up on website
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(Chick)
 
 
 
"Bob, now I know that Allah doesn't really love me or even care about any Muslim. But Jesus, the Son of God, does"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What do you do with 2,000 slightly used frogs? It's illegal in CA to return them to the wild
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
New Coke graphics showing up in stores. Plans to bring back classic graphics already in works
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Investigation into a suspicious check stalled when man eats evidence
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lucky first baby of new year gets to be surrounded by lesbians all the time
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
Why bother with sculpting bonsai trees when you can quickly do the same with a potato?
source: bonsaipotato.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ain't It Cool News is out; Television Without Pity is in
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Rubber duckie you're the one... not safe for work
source: page3.com
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Prince Phillip is hardest working British royal. If by "work" you mean sponging off taxpayers and insulting foreigners
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
An aroused Australian octopus will hump everything in sight because it has to
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Husband just not himself after police burst into his home and arrest him for watching porn with his wife
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Courier Journal)
 
 
 
A lot of people that live near Churchill Downs have gambling problems
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Light bulb manufactured in 1901 still works. Story includes link to said light bulb's web cam
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Bill Parcells from his recent book on Jerry Jones and Dallas Cowboys - "I couldn't coach in that situation"
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Has the U.S. contributed to the world in the last year?
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Rid your house of pests through telepathy
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
2nd ship hits sunken BMW wreck - 3rd if you include the ship that sunk it in the first place
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
So what sexual abilities are available to eunuchs?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this homemade see-saw in action
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Wed January 01, 2003
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Our quality of life peaked in 1974. It's all downhill now"
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
January 1 is the internet's 20th birthday. Al Gore is accepting gifts
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The Dysfunctional Family Circus" has been preserved
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
An altered photograph of our buddy the hockey streaker ends up as one of Sports Illustrated's pictures of the year
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
The most over-exposed stars of 2002
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TiL)
 
 
 
Man has cock-ring removed by firefighters and other eccentric emergencies
source: thisisleicestershire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some fan)
 
Weeners
 
Orlando Bloom again (sfw)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In French baggage handler's vehicle, police found five cakes of plastic explosives, two detonators, a fuse, a machine gun and an automatic pistol. "He certainly wasn't going mushroom picking," says one investigator
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(Union Leader)
 
 
 
Parking lot attack by pillow wielding assailants
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Farker nodhg crushes the competition in Fark USAToday football pool this season
source: asp.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Late night talk show host Art Bell is retiring on the 31st. Photoshop what he'll be doing next
source: artbell.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: a THIRD "Lord of the Rings" movie coming out Dec 2003
source: corona.bc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Eminem waves firearm at family in moment of rage
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(People)
 
 
 
Britney Spears starts nightclub brawl by flirting with two men.
source: peoplenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman believes Steven Spielberg & Jennifer Love Hewitt are part of satanic conspiracy to manipulate her body via "cybertronic technology."
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that Michael Jordan no longer wears them, Nike rolls out all-suede Air Jordan XVIII for $175
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(nbc.com)
 
 
 
Man loses job for alleged plan to sell Van Dam photos
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top 5 crankiest celebs
source: entertainment.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Former Gong Show host Chuck Barris says he served as a CIA hitman as he did his TV work
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In March1978 the Raelians made a similar cloning claim which ultimately proved to be a hoax
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man orders disposal of wife's body as 'old statue of Buddha'
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reckless driver blames martians
source: europe.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctors going on strike because they're of tired of giving everything they make to insurance companies and lawyers
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Salvation Army decides not to accept Lotto winner's $100,000 donation
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your favorite photoshops that you've created over the past year. Maximum of 3 entries per person, please. Voting enabled
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Parcells finally agreed to coach the Boys of Cow
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Eunuchs in India demanding affirmative action. It took cajones to stand up for their rights like that
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientist's find remains of largest predator of all time which had jaws strong enough to chew threw granite
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hot Buttered Funk)
 
Video
 
Chin2 (oldie but goodie)
source: maladroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jiglet)
 
Boobies
 
Everyday Hotties - Here we go again... (not safe for work)
source: theshoebox.org
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jack Ass sues Jackass over defamation of character. Yes, his name is Jack Ass
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Bevets thinks evolution is a fairy tale. Now you can build your own Bevets bot
source: bevets.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Judge Judy is now the highest paid female television personality in the world
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: "Friends:The Movie"
source: us.imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Deep Throat" may be the highest-grossing movie in the history of film
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BBC survey: Deport Blair's wife, name Clinton honorary Briton
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
According to the National Association of State Fire Marshals, more than 700 people are killed each year in couch fires. Ban the couches movement already underway
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Annual list of worn out clich�s and sayings released, Bushisms top the list
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Working with idiots can kill you
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Africans mistake New Year's for winning a World Championship in sports
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"New York can keep its giant shiny ball; Pennsylvania's got an anchor, a spring, bologna, a pickle, and a lollipop to ring in 2003. "
source: publicopiniononline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US rings in the new year
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
2003's first flamewar: Federal court judge rules anti-abortion license plates are unconstitutional
source: greenvilleonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TIME magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop a surprised Yasser Arafat
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(TechTV)
 
Video
 
Remote Helicopters can do tricks too (2 videos)
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Muppet Labs)
 
 
 
Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity explained in words of four letters or less
source: muppetlabs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hangover helpers for the day after
source: content.health.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some rhino)
 
 
 
The last Ugly-ass baby rhino of 2002 is born. With pic
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Euro notes genetically modified. France would have surrendered had anyone told them
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Cuban gang
source: lava.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Sexual Strike in Sudan
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Father Frost Works for Transport Police
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Medieval ship may have crossed Atlantic
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some New Yorker)
 
 
 
D'oh. Homer to pitch Reeboks
source: businesstoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes New Year's Legends
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Tue December 31, 2002
(Activision)
 
 
 
Farker Sensurround would like to know if any fellow farkers would like to create a FARK clan for RTCW, link goes to the main site
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(Chick-Fil-A)
 
NewsFlash
 
Peachbowl advertising farks site after promises of free chicken to first 35,000 web visitors. Bellsouth surrenders
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
British stockbroker who rescued hundreds of Jewish children from Nazi-occupied Czechoslovakia receives knighthood. Thrilled to be in the company of a beekeeper and the creator of crossword puzzles
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
High school students to be punished for handing out candycanes with religious messages. Also should be punished for not checking Snopes about that candycane/Jesus thing
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans are fat and they drink too much
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Iraq quits Axis of Evil, plans to pursue solo career
source: satiresearch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Finally answered after all these years: Was the Pied Piper of Hamelin a child molester?
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Forget about the Virgin Mary, what about pancakes bearing the image of the Nagano governor?
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkish group demands rest of Santa's bones; small part of his legs remain in Turkey
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
The 2002 Fark Cliche Awards. Nominate and vote for your favorite
source: home.attbi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
What were the best Fark stories/threads of 2002? Voting enabled
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Steam Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old steam roller
source: z7q2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: West Virginia county home or salvage yard.
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Burning semen haunts Gulf War vets
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Times Online)
 
 
 
Whiskey saves life of woman who drank antifreeze
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coney Island Polar Bear Club marks 100 years of acting like freezing dumbasses
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Los Angeles cracks down on New Year's "happy" gunfire. Drive-bys and murders still OK
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Where is it now: Remember that monolith in Seattle? (check the Farkives)
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey flashes her kitty during TV interview
source: entertainment.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Florida -- the year in review
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie's boobies visit Kosovo, along with the rest of her
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NYC smoking ban set. Now focusing on urine smell
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
There are two sides to every sex slave story
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"If you don't violate someone's human rights some of the time, you probably aren't doing your job"
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(People's Daily)
 
 
 
Maternity hospitals throughout China packed with women trying to have their babies before Jan. 31 because of superstition that babies born in the "Year of the Goat" will have bad luck all their lives
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies, boobies, and more boobies for the new year (not safe for work)
source: hirespics.de
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UVa Pep Band mocks rednecks during halftime. WV Governor not happy, wants them to 'git'
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(duluthsuperior.com)
 
 
 
The 2002 roll call of famous deaths
source: duluthsuperior.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eating dead babies declared to be art in Great Britain
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How much it would cost to buy your favorite pro sports team?
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Just in the nick of time - toddler straight jackets
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
State Department ponders whether or not cloned baby can be granted citizenship
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's son injured in fight at comedy club
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All day Star Trek marathon on TNN today. Wil says 'Five Assed Monkey People' over and over
source: thenewtnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elmer "Lucky" Sutton had an hours-long gun fight with space aliens in 1955
source: kentuckynewera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Travel company offering high class ski vacations for wife-swappers
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Movie-goer killed in line for saying "shut up" to another patron
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pair of Irishmen to attempt crossing the Antarctic on kite drawn sleds. Beer somehow not involved
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Where New Year's traditions come from
source: cheers-2002.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
2002's dubious achievements
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2003 has been launched in NZ. Best wishes to all FARKERS around the world from New Zealand
source: deerislemaine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG dishes the dirt on Diana Ross' DUI
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Sportline)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Raiders trying to drown a Chiefs wide receiver
source: home.thezone.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia school district to use buses powered by soy
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
"Don King Boulevard" could be coming to Atlantic City
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Diana Ross arrested for DUI in Tuscon
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World Champion Liar crowned for raising sheep that produce steel wool
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
8 year dry spell broken with "wife wanted" sign on front lawn
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abclocal.go.com)
 
 
 
Man who stole tourist trolley takes police on 90 minute chase. With pics.
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG's favorite non-celebrity mugshots of 2002
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Blah blah, Iraq warns US of "Heavy Losses" if attacked. Blah blah blah..
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
50,000 more US troops head to gulf
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Retired Navy ship may be used to house homeless in San Franciso
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sam Deluca)
 
 
 
Shatner to record new album
source: williamshatner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(F_f)
 
Weeners
 
Mexicos sexiest export. Farkettes, obtiene se prepara para matar los perritos. sfw
source: diversiones.cl
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Biologists theorize what animals will evolve into in 250,000,000 years
source: animal.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MAD Magazine's 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2002
source: toymania.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Death Toll of Wars in the 20th Century
source: users.erols.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man uses GPS and electronic homing device to stalk his girlfriend.
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Thong Man)
 
Boobies
 
Let me see that Thong Th-Thong Thong Thong (probably not safe for work)
source: hirespics.de
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Protect your kittens, here comes a boobies link. not safe for work
source: monitor.hr
 
(News Observer)
 
 
 
Big tech companies flush with cash. Next round of layoffs to begin soon
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 30, 2002
(Google)
 
 
 
Actual ENTERTAINING Harry Potter fanfics, with no naked Quidditch in sight. (brought to you by the writer of the Secret LotR Diaries)
source: schnoogle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Martial Arts robot created in China, now ready to kick your ass. (sadly, no pics. Farkers?)
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
 
 
 
The history of one of our most vital American institutions ... Anheuser-Busch
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rod Stewart on vacation
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lil Kim wages War on Terror....with Breasts.
source: madville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Big Ol Redneck)
 
 
 
Lern compooter wurds and theer meenin's
source: katscratch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sleeping off effects of alcohol in parked car can lead to DUI. Arizona apparently not big with translating acronyms
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Body Rockin)
 
Boobies
 
Wanted: Jill Cannon for feline murder (not safe for work)
source: body-rockin.com
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Hospital holds baby hostage pending settlement of bills
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you're a bit rusty, these pickup lines might get your bread toasted
source: linesthataregood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Shift)
 
 
 
The stupidest web moments of 2002
source: shift.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Mysterious "boing" in Pacific Ocean finally identified after half a century
source: animal.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans have $700 billion in credit card debt and can't trust credit counselors
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twins more identical than clones. Barbie twins require more research
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NY Times)
 
 
 
Propaganda and 'Lord of the Rings'. Starship Troopers surrender
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Police called in to disperse people trying to pay their taxes
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New laws that take effect Wednesday
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you aren't stressed enough, take this stress test
source: employees.ford.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bar Tricks: Entertain yourself and others for hours
source: absolutelycollegiate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
'Morris The Cat' to make comeback
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officials look for source of lake's black hole
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RNW)
 
Weeners
 
Welcome to the Icelandic Phallological Museum
source: rnw.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Know your rights when sex goes horribly wrong
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man donates blood 300 times
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian beauties are the best
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Diesel, Portman top lists for fantasy dates
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Video of police chasing hijacked tourist trolley (with pic)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Men, women approach car buying with different ideas
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling read unfinished Potter book to dying girl
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraq accuses U.S. of double standards with N.Korea
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best & worst make-out cars
source: discoveromaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Anime on TechTV
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Paleontologists discover 150 million year old alligator skeleton. Creationists surrender
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Woof Woof)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unamused dog getting a mud bath
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What does YOUR car look like when smacking into a brick wall?
source: euroncap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Doctor says magnets help eyesight.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Experts give top New Year's resolutions
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad Email
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Male strippers afraid to perform for all-girls rugby team
source: madville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KIDS playing "knock and run" superglue man's hand to his front door.
source: people.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Woman attacks cookie stand worker after hearing the "white chocolate chip cookie" is no longer available (with pic)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bengals Fanclub - population zero
source: bengalsfanclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Lab-grown steaks nearing the menu. Dog's not sure if they want any
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mandatory military service for the US?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Record number of American "refugees" seek asylum in Canada. In related news, Canadians bewildered by sudden appearance of western culture in their country in 2002
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
A Sun Pillar
source: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fan shows his appreciation for Karl Malone's free throw shooting
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Parents suing Internet company that sold information to stalker that killed their daughter
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giant eagle spotted over Alaska
source: wixt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drunk elk shot dead after attack
source: europe.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Wanker)
 
 
 
How to Write Like A Wanker
source: infernus.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scribbles-N-Bits)
 
 
 
Kournakova, Spears and Twain: A coalition of naval superpowers
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Photoshop some New Years Fireworks.
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Hits by made-to-order 'processed pop' bands dominate 2002's last singles chart
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Photoshop the new Kentucky license plate
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Why you should always call the 8 ball
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