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Farker Sensurround would like to know if any fellow farkers would like to create a FARK clan for RTCW, link goes to the main site |
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Peachbowl advertising farks site after promises of free chicken to first 35,000 web visitors. Bellsouth surrenders |
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British stockbroker who rescued hundreds of Jewish children from Nazi-occupied Czechoslovakia receives knighthood. Thrilled to be in the company of a beekeeper and the creator of crossword puzzles |
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High school students to be punished for handing out candycanes with religious messages. Also should be punished for not checking Snopes about that candycane/Jesus thing |
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Americans are fat and they drink too much |
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Iraq quits Axis of Evil, plans to pursue solo career |
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Finally answered after all these years: Was the Pied Piper of Hamelin a child molester? |
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Forget about the Virgin Mary, what about pancakes bearing the image of the Nagano governor? |
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Turkish group demands rest of Santa's bones; small part of his legs remain in Turkey |
| (Some Farker) |
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The 2002 Fark Cliche Awards. Nominate and vote for your favorite |
| (Some Farker) |
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What were the best Fark stories/threads of 2002? Voting enabled |
| (Some Steam Guy) |
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Photoshop this old steam roller |
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For sale: West Virginia county home or salvage yard. |
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Burning semen haunts Gulf War vets |
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Whiskey saves life of woman who drank antifreeze |
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Coney Island Polar Bear Club marks 100 years of acting like freezing dumbasses |
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Los Angeles cracks down on New Year's "happy" gunfire. Drive-bys and murders still OK |
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Where is it now: Remember that monolith in Seattle? (check the Farkives) |
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Mariah Carey flashes her kitty during TV interview |
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Florida -- the year in review |
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Angelina Jolie's boobies visit Kosovo, along with the rest of her |
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NYC smoking ban set. Now focusing on urine smell |
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There are two sides to every sex slave story |
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"If you don't violate someone's human rights some of the time, you probably aren't doing your job" |
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Maternity hospitals throughout China packed with women trying to have their babies before Jan. 31 because of superstition that babies born in the "Year of the Goat" will have bad luck all their lives |
| (Some Guy) |
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Boobies, boobies, and more boobies for the new year (not safe for work) |
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UVa Pep Band mocks rednecks during halftime. WV Governor not happy, wants them to 'git' |
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The 2002 roll call of famous deaths |
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Eating dead babies declared to be art in Great Britain |
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How much it would cost to buy your favorite pro sports team? |
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Just in the nick of time - toddler straight jackets |
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State Department ponders whether or not cloned baby can be granted citizenship |
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Donald Trump's son injured in fight at comedy club |
| (Some Guy) |
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All day Star Trek marathon on TNN today. Wil says 'Five Assed Monkey People' over and over |
| (Some Guy) |
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Elmer "Lucky" Sutton had an hours-long gun fight with space aliens in 1955 |
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Travel company offering high class ski vacations for wife-swappers |
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Movie-goer killed in line for saying "shut up" to another patron |
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Pair of Irishmen to attempt crossing the Antarctic on kite drawn sleds. Beer somehow not involved |
| (Some Guy) |
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Where New Year's traditions come from |
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2002's dubious achievements |
| (Some Guy) |
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2003 has been launched in NZ. Best wishes to all FARKERS around the world from New Zealand |
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TSG dishes the dirt on Diana Ross' DUI |
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Photoshop the Raiders trying to drown a Chiefs wide receiver |
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Georgia school district to use buses powered by soy |
| (benmaller.com) |
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"Don King Boulevard" could be coming to Atlantic City |
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Diana Ross arrested for DUI in Tuscon |
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World Champion Liar crowned for raising sheep that produce steel wool |
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8 year dry spell broken with "wife wanted" sign on front lawn |
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Man who stole tourist trolley takes police on 90 minute chase. With pics. |
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TSG's favorite non-celebrity mugshots of 2002 |
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Blah blah, Iraq warns US of "Heavy Losses" if attacked. Blah blah blah.. |
| (Philly.com) |
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50,000 more US troops head to gulf |
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Retired Navy ship may be used to house homeless in San Franciso |
| (Sam Deluca) |
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Shatner to record new album |
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Mexicos sexiest export. Farkettes, obtiene se prepara para matar los perritos. sfw |
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Biologists theorize what animals will evolve into in 250,000,000 years |
| (Some Guy) |
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MAD Magazine's 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2002 |
| (Some Guy) |
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Death Toll of Wars in the 20th Century |
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Man uses GPS and electronic homing device to stalk his girlfriend. |
| (Some Thong Man) |
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Let me see that Thong Th-Thong Thong Thong (probably not safe for work) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Protect your kittens, here comes a boobies link. not safe for work |
| (News Observer) |
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Big tech companies flush with cash. Next round of layoffs to begin soon |
