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Sun December 22, 2002
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(via HardOCP)
 
 
 
Japan is out of ideas. Introducing: the completely spherical computer
source: watch.impress.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(kli.org)
 
 
 
Pick up women with your knowledge of Klingon
source: kli.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Why Kentucky is a commonwealth, not a state
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman has people sort through 500 bags of trash to find wedding ring she accidentally threw away
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Mexico has invented a Tequila substitute. Americans working on a liver substitue
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Park Service firefighters ordered to return "excess" overtime pay. Next year accountants will accompany fire crews
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Stick-Blade Charade: NHL icons Gretzky and Lemiuex overrated?
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Think the Power Ball is alot of money? Think again, the Spanish annual Christmas lottery is $1.7 billion dollars
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(news.com.com)
 
 
 
Coming soon: 3D monitors
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bengals beat New Orleans. Saints now on suicide watch
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
2003 will be the year of the Matrix
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Some Elven Chick)
 
Weeners
 
Aragorn who? Legolas is the king of kielbasa (SWF)
source: buffysweetslayer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(BAMF)
 
Boobies
 
Arwen, the last flowering of Elvish beauty. (sfw)
source: sliceoftheday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what the next Star Trek movie should be
source: nemesis.startrek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(The Straight Dope (old))
 
 
 
Origin of the F-word, with some great alternatives that Carlin never mentioned
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Colleges tell parents to stop pestering seniors about when they're going to get jobs
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Houston Astrodome may become casino
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
MLB commissioner talking with living HOF members about reinstating Pete Rose
source: knoxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Now you can buy your very own tumble weed
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British pubs to stay open 36 hours straight on New Years
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Politically correct error-filled textbooks are screwing up our kids
source: mostnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(280)
 
(Some Unlucky Guy)
 
 
 
Powerball hits $280 million. What would you do with all that cashola? (with voting)
source: powerball.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(273)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this info-graphic on the new airport security etiquette
source: travel.mainetoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French Army pushes back rebel forces in Ivory Coast. France surr-. . . hmmm
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"My Maserati, does 185. My bulldog crashed it, now I don't drive"
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea overrides nuke surveillance. How about a nice game of chess?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Farker: I'm almost tempted to buy this just to figure out wtf it is. Almost
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(214)
 
(NJ)
 
 
 
Pope wakes up to lament terrorism, wars in end-of-year message
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Aragorn. The Kabasa King. (sfw)
source: musingsofviggo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Viggo, Aragorn... he's the kabasa of weeners. (sfw)
source: oberongirl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How many times have you quit smoking? How long ago did you quit? And if you never started smoking, please feel free to tell us how wonderful your life is
source: image.thelancet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(314)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Outsmart your mechanic with new sensor that tells you what's going on under your car's hood
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 


Sat December 21, 2002
(silive.com)
 
 
 
Trent Lott has a lot of company. A short history of stupid things politicians have said
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Photoshop these silly asshats jumping as high as your standard NBA player
source: superdairyboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Frenchman says U.S. gov't forced him to admit writing 'Bin Laden is the best' on a barf bag
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(lileks.com)
 
 
 
Oldie but goodie: The Gallery Of Regrettable Food
source: lileks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Friends won't go away, cast signs on for thr third final season
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Pennlive)
 
 
 
Students drink at party. Write about it in school newspaper. Hilarity Ensues
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US blocks bid to let poor nations buy cheap drugs
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(253)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Radio DJs fire dumbass football player from his radio show
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Some SpellingNazi)
 
 
 
Buzzword Bingo 2002 - vote for your favourite. Link goes to example
source: mediamonitors.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(kansascity.com)
 
 
 
Defendant bolts from courtoom. His own attorney chases him down
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coffee, tea, or should we feel your pregnant wifes breasts before throwing you in a cell at the airport and lying about why we put you there?
source: lewrockwell.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(359)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kazaa continues to "flip the bird" to RIAA and other groups
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shockwave ping pong 10 times better than the link on the left
source: shockplay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Man steals over 400lbs of pecans
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Celebrating the Stalin Birthday
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian transport minister clears Santa to fly through Australian airspace. Santa still worried about US missile defence shield
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Farkistani)
 
 
 
Photoshop/create a travel brochure for Farkistan. Link goes to a helpful primer on your assignment
source: beth.k12.pa.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
When carrying over $40,000 worth of meth, don't forget to use your turn signal
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Car-crash victims get bill from fire department
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Architect)
 
 
 
Architect has really wierd ideas for how things should look when built. (Voting for which project looks best?)
source: fornational.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Priest countersues molestation victim
source: whnt19.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(GNN)
 
 
 
U.S. propaganda: the early days, targeting allies
source: guerrillanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
Campus porn movie sells well
source: southbendtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
International goalkeeper injures himself playing scrabble
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Democrat & Chronicle)
 
 
 
Burger King worker who sprayed cleaner on Whoppers gets 90 days in jail
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Guardian UK)
 
 
 
Many adult couples still put in separate bedrooms when they come home to visit for the holidays by parents
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dr. Laura's mom was murdered
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pink about to drop da bomb
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Some Fly)
 
 
 
Solotrek flying machine development ends
source: solotrek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Buffalo Farkers: Corporate Mofo and Gogi are gonna be in town next week. Where should they hang out? (Link goes to the Continental)
source: continentalofbuffalo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Annapolis Capital)
 
 
 
Beer-can-adorned Christmas tree draws complaints. "It's not indicative of the holiday season - at least alcoholism isn't."
source: hometownannapolis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(whitehouse.gov)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy chasing after Barney, President Bush's dog
source: whitehouse.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Don't eat blood sausage or blood pudding is you are going in for colon cancer screening
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(some surfer)
 
 
 
Where will you be when the Mega-Tsunami strikes?
source: armageddononline.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holly Berry is pregnant, in hiding, and may have a dart in her butt
source: delawareonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mom faked daughters cancer, shaving her head and giving her sleeping pills all to get donations
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Baby Jesus returned thanks to embarassing global media coverage
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Science sheds light on Christmas Star
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 


Fri December 20, 2002
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Democrats say that Osama bin Laden was a good man who helped the poor
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(390)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
At Ford, Rollover is Job #1
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope elevates Mother Theresa to discount sainthood - only 2 miracles required
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Author of "Divorce Dirty Tricks" arrested for being a deadbeat dad
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats trying to ban violent video games. Again
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fruitcake continues reign of terror, triggers bomb detectors
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Top Twenty most annoying liberals of 2002
source: rightwingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man charged with feeding antidote to island rats poisoned by the government wants
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers discover teenagers are depressed. Next week's research will confirm that dead people can't talk
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Don't have a pop-up blocker? Better get one. Pop-up ads become even more annoying
source: msnbc-cnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sharpie inks Owens to one-time Christmastime ad
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
It's that DiCaprio guy (sfw)
source: dicaprio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
First cloned baby due on Christmas day
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
San Francisco may ban psychic trickery
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Daddy gives his little girl a U.S. Senate seat for Christmas
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(KXTV)
 
 
 
California is now tied with Louisiana for the lowest credit rating for any U.S. state
source: kxtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Create your own "How Stuff Works" topic (link goes to "How Pickpockets Work")
source: howstuffworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Newark Star Ledger)
 
 
 
6-year old gets state law waived to allow Santa's reindeer into New Jersey
source: njo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bush's dog, Barney, causes a 'near riot' at a children's book reading. Bush promptly punishes pooch (with pic)
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman loses cat at airport, has it paged
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(VOA)
 
 
 
Students in Iran revolting. There are some riots going on, too
source: voanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tickle Me Hootie and other fake sports toys
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(High Times)
 
 
 
Information awareness office drops creepy logo
source: hightimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman found in church, taken to hospital. Answers only to name of Barry Manilow
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
J-Lo claims the wedding is still on
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(some dude)
 
 
 
High court overturns conviction of man who was found guilty of giving beer away to cyclists
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Husband stabs slut wife's boyfriend five times, gets off. Jurisprudentially speaking, that is
source: gopbi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Fat man who injured ankle in weight loss program sues hospital that told him to lose weight
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(ABC News 4)
 
 
 
Teacher charged with assault and battery for throwing Koosh ball at sleeping student
source: abcnews4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Chortler)
 
 
 
Trent Lott to undergo race-change operation
source: chortler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Dr. Laura's mother found dead in apartment; had been dead for months.
source: drudgereport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sleep easy tonight, the Sock Pirates have been apprehended
source: gainesvillesun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
America's Pathetic Liberals
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
'Women always want to molest me, sticking their boobs and bums through the hatch and jiggling them at me. All I can hope is that later, after a few drinks, they'll go to sleep.' - The dull life of a limo driver
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British pro-lifer "delighted" that parents of sick child will be unable to use human embryos as a last-ditch effort to help cure his disease
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Easy way to make 'backup' copies of your DVDs
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
School officials strip-search fourth graders in search for mystery pooper
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ted Williams' daughter says her dad's corpse can remain frozen if she can have $200,000
source: gopbi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Free Times)
 
 
 
Farker NakedReporta interviews porn icon Ginger Lynn (No pics, but some language not safe for work)
source: free-times.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Softcorn porn actor wins Survivor. TSG comes up with some action pics (article safe for work, linked pics not safe for work)
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(AutoWorld)
 
 
 
The H2 Hummer: an SUV good for something other than getting groceries
source: autoworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(349)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mom leaves infant in car to go into bookstore, parks in fire lane, car is towed
source: bangordailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Moose lover drives trucker berserk
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Kid serves bat on a bun. Hilarity ensues
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas teachers want to educate children about safe sex, parents vehemently object
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(258)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trent Lott steps down
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(631)
 
(H Gazette)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker ChemWeapon's oafish chemistry professor, who will be barraged with printouts of submissions
source: news.harvard.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Pravda loves you
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Scientists find the "eject button" for your soul
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
George Foreman Grills about to become the best-selling appliances in the history of England
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Lamont from Sanford & Son now a minister. Now try to get the theme song out of your head
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Send your thanks to the U.S. Military
source: defendamerica.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(528)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Heart attacks increased by 25 percent when England lost to Argentina in 1998 on a penalty shot
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez calls off her wedding to Ben Affleck
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Teens pull a drive-by in golf cart, get busted. Kind of hard to outrun the cops when your top speed is 35 mph
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tornado knows when people aren't home, skips trailer parks, makes straight for Wal-Mart
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pair of runners don't wear glasses for race, get lost, run for 18 hours
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Helpless Guy)
 
 
 
Farker m3thod21 wants to ask a hot girl out on a date, needs a creative/romantic way to do so. Link goes to some ideas. Voting enabled
source: theromantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(292)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fifth graders not allowed to perform human sacrifice
source: wbz1030.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Mayor begs for McNuggets or fair market value
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Playboy" models have become more boyish over the years
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man has the same Christmas Tree for 65 years
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Women score lower on math tests when wearing bathing suits
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 


Thu December 19, 2002
(Some Texas Guy)
 
 
 
Man graduates college, falls off balcony, dies summa cum laude
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Gazette Times)
 
 
 
Baby's cremated remains turn up at Goodwill Store--"Oops", says local undertaker
source: gtconnect.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Maid steals more than $70,000 worth of cash and jewellery over the years. Went too far when she took her boss's slippers
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British scientists debunk mummy's curse, now will focus on Boston Red Sox
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Judge sentences a-hole who threw dog off 23rd floor balcony to 12 years in prison
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
eBay suing eBaytoo.com. Plans for Farktoo.com scrapped
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
10 injured by Oprah's toppled tent. Luckily she wasn't wearing it at the time
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
INS asks immigrants to come forward and register, slaps handcuffs on them once they do. Suckers
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(363)
 
(The Wave)
 
 
 
Better and funnier dumb crimes article by Seanbaby
source: thewavemag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(The Economist)
 
 
 
"As people find less free stuff available, they will become more comfortable with the notion of buying online content."
source: economist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
We've gone too long without any Jennifer Connelly (not safe for work)
source: w1.660.telia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(202)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for breaking into houses and using home computers to access porn sites
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Astronomy.com)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover comet which should become visible to the naked eye New Year's Day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop *NSYNC and their wax figures
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teen singer informs audience she loves being in America; unfortunately she was in Toronto when she said it
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
''What we're looking to do is really expand our brands within the world of the consumer, within every part of their lives.''
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Girl gets drunk, gets nipples pierced, goes through airport security. Hilarity ensues
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Stray dogs in Greece face Olympic neutering. No one wants the gold
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(Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Group asks questions about hijacking ferry next to nuclear power plant. Hilarity ensues
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Doctors cure a man with liver cancer by cutting out the organ, zapping it with radiation and putting it back in his body
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(Daily Press)
 
 
 
Knocked up friend of Barbie causes a ruckus on shelves of Wal-Mart
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302nd Airlift Wing is deploying a modified C-130 to find and escort Santa through U.S. Airspace
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Goalie has the birth of his wife's child induced so he can play in a game the following night
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(CNN)
 
 
 
German drinkers face beer shortage. Panic ensues
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(NBC5.com)
 
 
 
Teens produce narrated videotape of stolen car adventure, accidentally leave tape in stolen car
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Penn State running back was favorite to win Heisman Trophy until school emailed spam to Heisman voters
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese embarrassed to learn man pestering Britney Spears is one of country's smartest people and an elite academic
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Speed trap. 25 percent of town's $1.1 million budget comes from six cops writing speeding tickets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
UN inspectors expected to announce Iraq's arms declaration inadequate
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Farmer says cattle raised on chips, pretzels are better tasting
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(ABC)
 
 
 
DARPA - the people that brought us the Internet - wants to make a B.O. detector that will identify you by the smell of your armpits
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(54)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Best dumb crimes of 2002
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(65)
 
(nbc13.com)
 
 
 
Students in trouble for making counterfeit money and using it in the lunchroom
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(48)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Snoring, coughing and farting can halt oil production
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(24)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The "pubic hair in my pizza" lawsuit
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phone company offers calls to Farkistan (look under "F")
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(89)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
When trying to smuggle items through customs, don't tell them you've got monkeys in your pants
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Advertisements McDonald's can use to sell more Big Macs to Anti-American protesters
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(97)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man creates long hair religion
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(85)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Voice of America radio broadcasting into Iran switches format from serious policy discussions to teeny-bopper music like Britney Spears, Eminem and the Backstreet Boys
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(62)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New way to sniff out gold-digging women: fake ATM receipts
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(198)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hot in herre" by Nelly is the greatest driving song of the year
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(236)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mother Teresa moves one step closer to sainthood. Requires just one more miracle
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(98)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Humans made by space aliens, cultists believe
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(85)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Inmates fight over Pet Spider
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(67)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poor little sniper boy John Lee Malvo doesn't like jail food (world says STFU)
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(191)
 
(ncaa.org)
 
 
 
Database of NCAA infractions
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(20)
 
(Click10)
 
 
 
Tourist finds cobra under pillow, hilarity ensues
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(63)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
David Beckham sports a mullet. Photos of celebs with mullets through the decades. Business in the front, party in the back
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The world is getting pissed off at them Americans
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(864)
 
(Pennlive)
 
 
 
Daylight shootout leaves one dead, one shot in ass
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jane's Addiction announces new album in 2003
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(123)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The "Son of Star Wars" system has a 100% success rate if you ignore the failures
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(85)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Turkish Delight: Man goes into coma and dies after eating four pounds of candy on a bet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter : Republicans are not racists.Trent Lott and Strom Thurmond used to be Democrats. So Democrats are the real racists. Plus, they're commies
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(bushcalendar.com)
 
 
 
If you ordered the Bush Calendar of Misspeak previously listed, please call the number on the link provided or e-mail them. Their web people messed up and 1,100 orders now have 4 missing credit card numbers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
David Duke returns to U.S., pleads to mail and tax fraud. In other news, Trent Lott says Louisiana would be better off if Duke had been elected governor
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(ABC New Mexico)
 
 
 
I'm Detective John Kimble. Give me a free pizza.
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(37)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Consumer confidence hasn't been this low since Clinton's penis still had its permanent residence in Arkansas
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cable outperformed TV for first time in 2002
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(44)
 
(Modern Humorist)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Create Your Own Christmas Card.
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HMOs continue to make ridiculous profits
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(59)
 
(Komo 4 News)
 
 
 
Yet another robbery victim chases the suspect while shooting at him. Strangely enough, this one's in Seattle too
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(36)
 
(Pennlive)
 
 
 
Man gets shitty service at Burger King. Throws milkshake at dumbass teenage employee. Scores headshot. Drives away
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Supporters of Arafat and Ariel Sharon in web war over who will be 'Man of the Year'. Lowtax currently finishing third
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(33)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
French president tells his people to drive "like the British." Surrender imminent
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jury verdict paves way for molestation victims to legally kill their molesters
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(76)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Liz Hurley not only lets you knock her up but doesn't want your financial support
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(49)
 
(Islam Online)
 
 
 
Thermodynamics falsifies evolution
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Wed December 18, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
City council wants to give Bengals tickets to poor kids. Haven't those children suffered enough?
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(44)
 
(TomPaine.com)
 
 
 
Wanna earn a quick $10,000 reward? Just name the person responsible for inserting the giveaway to the drug industry into the Homeland Security bill
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(133)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
US military experimenting with not allowing soldiers to sleep
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(117)
 
(nbc-2.com)
 
 
 
Duck rescued from Ace Hardware sign
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study shows sending mothers home one night after delivery not harmful to mother or newborn. In other news, insurance executives start thinking of new ways to screw us over
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to Adam Rich? Busted for DWI
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(46)
 
(nbc-2.com)
 
 
 
Inmate beaten over the accused theft of Pinky the pet spider
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(37)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Now is the perfect time for dotcom startups
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(66)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
What to do while jailed awaiting $3 million bail? Enter and win an essay contest
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lott's career: I'm not dead, I feel happy
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney changes writing credits on Beatles songs from "Lennon-McCartney" to "Paul McCartney and John Lennon"
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(234)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Local news director decides not to air a TV promo of the sports anchor nibbling on horse rectum
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(68)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Sniper John Lee Malvo upset with his jail's haute cuisine
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(189)
 
(Chortler)
 
 
 
Administration cites spelling mistakes on pages 4,482 and 11,549 as grounds for attack
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely choices for Time Magazine's 2002 Person of the Year. Link goes to past covers
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(216)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Judge says Barry Bonds' historic home run ball must be sold, proceeds split
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(83)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FTC establishes national Do Not Call list
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(132)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Toilet humour is therapeutic
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(96)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
48!
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Official WTC proposals submmitted
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(184)
 
(Press Herald)
 
 
 
Famous mime dies. Had no last words, but did make several gestures
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(122)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Legolas for the Ladies (safe for work)
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(170)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
This Is Spinal Tap, Aliens will be preserved by the National Film Registry
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(164)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Workers accidentally put hole in canal. Drains in minutes
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(61)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Authorities demolish house overrun with 440 guinea pigs
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(151)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
$50 million sapphire for sale, was used for 10 years as a doorstop
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(69)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Pepsi chooses Beyonce over Britney after a blind taste test
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(156)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Canadian student splices porn into national anthem
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(135)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Swingers club shut down over complaints of loud moaning
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(158)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Football star charged with stealing disabled man's cane, severely beating him with it
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(118)
 
(Kankakee Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Police blotter: Naked man greets family with red bow on his penis
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(71)
 
(WSJ)
 
 
 
Newfangled toilet accident sends elderly aunt to the ER
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(89)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
From `The Humpty Dance' to porn
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Bengals coach
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(83)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
L.A. plastic surgeon wants to operate on Santa Claus
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(35)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Your astrological sign decides what kind of salad dressing you use
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(155)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spanish soccer player tired of teammates dancing like pansies
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(150)
 
(World Online)
 
 
 
Teen claims 512 cannabis seeds found in his possession were food for his racing pigeons
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(82)
 
(tallahassee.com)
 
 
 
Florida State quarterback sleeps through exam. Suspended from Sugar Bowl
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(79)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After years of declining attendance and a relocation of the Hornets to New Orleans, Charlotte gets a new expansion franchise in 2004
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(63)
 
(Itsmywishlist.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Worst. Christmas. Gift. Ever. Bonus: Four L'esprit digital cameras to be given as prizes for the four top-voted images. Sponsored by itsmywishlist.com (link goes to them)
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(200)
 
(How stuff works)
 
 
 
Techniques waiters use to get you to tip more
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(260)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Jesus action figure that walks on water available just in time for Christmas
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fifty British cops arrested in pedophile investigation
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop: Commuters on NYC subway
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(84)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brit grocery chain gives employees one pound Christmas bonus
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(98)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
AOL patents instant messaging software
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(219)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
What world leaders do during their free time at world summits: prostitutes
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(63)
 


Tue December 17, 2002
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bulgarian says killer tiger is a better deterrent than donut-eating cops
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl excited about finally graduating college
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(287)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
They're not apathetic, fifth-graders do give a fork
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(133)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Parents lose child to pneumonia, supermarket won't take deceased baby's name off mailing list unless they see a copy of the death certificate
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(66)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Gest-Minelli sue VH-1 for cancelling their reality show
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(91)
 
(Sify News)
 
 
 
Man baffles doctors by staring at the sun for hours at a time without blinking
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(91)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Cubs sue owners of rooftop businesses near Wrigley. In other news, McDonalds considering charging you for a hamburger if you can smell them from your apartment
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Small gallery of Nicole Lenz (not safe for work)
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(74)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Having Problems? Call Pooty-Poot
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists, having never seen a sci-fi movie, bring 3,000 year old microbes back to life
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(76)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush Administration uses regulatory laxative, relaxes rules on livestock poop
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese cars to be equipped with karaoke
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having sex with a sheep in a live nativity scene
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(177)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Laser-firing modified Boeing 747 aircraft" part of future missile defense. In other news, Pentagon asking Dr Evil about sharks with frickin laser beams to augment coastal defense
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(193)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Trick devised by wandering Greek poet 2,500 years ago explains why some people have total recall
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(163)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
David Hyde Pierce congratulated by fans on marriage to TV wife
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(59)
 
(knoxnews.com)
 
 
 
Two dozen nursing home residents test positive for pot
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(78)
 
(Komo 4 News)
 
 
 
When setting up an illegal bathroom voyeur cam, don't record your face while you adjust the camera
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(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wild elephants invade, steal all liquor, get drunk and kill slow natives
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(46)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Disney says state-funded train can't stop at any other theme parks
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(115)
 
(enquirer.com)
 
 
 
Horse thief captured when he gives his correct name and address
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(9)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin wants to build baseball stadium on NYC Ground Zero site "and give members of NYPD and FDNY discounted tickets"
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(125)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Parity proven: AFC could wind up in an 11-way tie at top
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(78)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Drunken herds of Norwegian Moose cross border into Russia.
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(28)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Town celebrates 75 years of sewage treatment plant. Employee says he's tried on false teeth found in system
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(55)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Half-naked carjacker loses colostomy bag
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(84)
 
(Business2.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's all over the world engage in America bashing in order to sell more Big Macs
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(204)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
LAPD chief proposes ban on most car chases
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(66)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
The secret life of Kirby Puckett
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(105)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Yet another teen dies in 'Jackass'-style stunt; show now cited as bigger threat than Al Qaida
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(168)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Romania escapes ban over nude gymnasts
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The federal government is giving money away to scientists. Photoshop what experiment you would like to perform with the government's money
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(91)
 
(Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Santa Clause robs drug store of OxyContin
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas town claims minister made and flew airplane one year before Wright Brothers
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(122)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Major sports electric Power tartan pants
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(100)
 
(Indychannel.com)
 
 
 
Man's diet of heroin and cocaine baggies doesn't agree with him
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(89)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Scientists fool subjects into thinking they are drunk. Still no cure for cancer
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt humiliates Malaysia with charming good looks
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(110)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney's cell phone minutes to cripple the US economy
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(48)
 
(NBC4.com)
 
 
 
Youngest sniper victim finally recovers, returns to school, slips past principal who is waiting to greet him
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(101)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
South Africa cannot afford drugs to fight HIV/Aids partly because it needs submarines to deter attacks from nations such as the US
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(476)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kentucky to release felons early because they need to balance the budget
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Carrying a bucket all week, avoiding eye contact, serial job interviews and sewing wooden blocks onto your feet: meet the up and coming Brit Art contender
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(51)
 
(Some 1-13 Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Bengals fan showing his displaeasure with Mike Brown, the owner
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(158)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Six Steps to Spiritual Revival links to Going Down: The Instinct Guide to Oral Sex
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(67)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue: 1990 video where Papa Smurf speaks out against marijuana
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Naked Romanian gymnasts (not safe for work)
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(139)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Does correlation equal causation? Christian Science says yes
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(311)
 


Mon December 16, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Eminem Home Fails to Sell on eBay
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(49)
 
(Sun-Herald)
 
 
 
Ernie Stewart gets some press (EHOWA)
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Companies making Christmas parties a thing of the past
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(55)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
M-M-Max Headroom making a comeback
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(80)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your predictions for articles that will appear on FARK in 2003 (voting enabled)
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(261)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop situations that Trent Lott may have been in througout his life
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(124)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
BMW freighter wreck rammed by another ship
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(43)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Having trouble loading the new Domo game? It's also available here
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(44)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man decorates home with $40,000 worth of lights
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(83)
 
(Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Palm Springs to build the world's first nudist bridge
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(58)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to board plane with surgical instrument in abdomen. Hilarity ensues
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work? Pr0n vid dubbed at Senate recording studio
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(32)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
State of Utah is 51st in per-capita beer consumption. State legislature thinks that's too high, wants to raise taxes
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(130)
 
(via BoingBoing)
 
 
 
The music industry owes you $20. Collect here
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(106)
 
(via catch)
 
 
 
Trouble in campus neighborhood in Oregon has police on 'party patrols'; "The short-term effects are good, but in the long run it just makes kids hate the police"
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(75)
 
(EW)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: New version of CHiPS to return to TV
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(49)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton to host TechTV's The Screen Savers on Tuesday, December 17
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not only are blondes hot, research finds they display power and sex appeal
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio Councilman proposes legislation that would require gas stations to offer free air
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(95)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Quarterback wins trip to national championship, picked up for public intoxication hours later
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walken wants to do a film based on SNL's "The Continental"
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(69)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Fark gets a plug for pointing out the Amazon thing last week (thanks guys)
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(32)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
YellowTimes responds to 'Carving up 10 anti-war arguments at gatherings'
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(413)
 
(There is no spoon)
 
 
 
Photoshop Trinity from Matrix Reloaded
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(134)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
California college sets up speed limits for wheelchair users
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(84)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad Email
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(132)
 
(dayton daily news)
 
 
 
Italian TV, famous for nude games shows, decides interviewing Monica Lewinski too spicy for family vewing
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(81)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan law requires residents to pay Michigan's 6-percent sales tax for e-commerce on their own by sending it in to the Michigan Department of Treasury with their income tax return
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(139)
 
(FT.com)
 
 
 
German government says 49% taxes is not high enough
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(219)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Santa considers switching North Pole computers to Linux
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(42)
 
(ebaums world)
 
 
 
Ebaum tells Viacom to shove it
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(66)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Best Brothel contest underway in the city of Bishkek
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(30)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Anonymous sources fueling push for war
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(67)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The three wise men were hired hitmen and the baby Jesus was an illegal alien, says Bishop
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(78)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What Americans think of Canada
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(588)
 
(ToyMania)
 
 
 
2002's Top 10 Spam Emails
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(90)
 
(Seattle P-I)
 
 
 
Man gets carjacked by teen. Grabs nearest car, chases teen while shooting at him
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(377)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Wallaby loose in Copenhagen. Sylvester insists it's a giant king-sized mouse
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(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top 15 renters' rights
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(84)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cops pull over woman for driving while applying makeup; Other drivers had called to complain
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(78)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Ex-NFL player sues for injuries suffered in jail bathroom fall
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(41)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark staff holiday wishlists
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(172)
 
(Roadside America)
 
 
 
40 foot colossal colon kicks of 20 city tour (with pic)
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(75)
 
(Gamers Temple)
 
 
 
Sim Playboy. Photoshop what you envision from this game. Make submissions safe for work
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(90)
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Trekkies confused by Wheaton's cameo in Nemesis
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(129)
 
(dayton daily news)
 
 
 
20% of auto accidents are caused by sleepy drivers
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rams emerge victorious in "The Battle of the Suck"
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All great adventures must one day come to an end: Clive Cussler to retire from writing this year
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(82)
 
(Newgrounds)
 
 
 
Domo-Kun angry smashup.
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(104)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
American female soldiers "bounding out of helicopters and stripping down to their sports bras"
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(291)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Judge issues poetic ruling. Hilarity insues, I ain't fooling
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(128)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
James Brown Is Dead
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Company uses big dogs as advertising billboards
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Pretty Girls (not safe for work)
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(116)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Ozzy wants Keanu Reeves to play him in upcoming film
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(65)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Spread some holiday cheer with this "happy" animated Christmas card
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(62)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man facing 25-pound motor vehicle fine denied trial by combat
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Farkers in front of the sign that defines their lives
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(116)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Decaffeinated coffee creates the same buzz as regular coffee
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(40)
 
(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Fark Party in Lexington KY for Drew's 30th birthday to be held on Feb 7 and 8
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton dating Demi Moore
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(172)
 
(Movie Juice)
 
 
 
MovieJuice reviews the Two Towers (spoiler)
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(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Millions flock to see new J-Lo flick; also admit poor taste in movies
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(78)
 

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