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Sun November 17, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
84 year old man makes 55 Km journey sitting on 10 Cm cable between 2 train cars; that's the 411
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(67)
 
(Adbusters)
 
 
 
Adbusters is having a Buy Nothing Day Nov.29th to raise awareness about consumerism and western economy
source: adbusters.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe to go away for a while
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
Make the most of tax write-offs (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Anti-smoking group condemns James Bond for smoking cigar in "Die Another Day". Womanizing, killing people, and blowing stuff up perfectly acceptable
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(71)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bengals lose? But that one guy said they'd win
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(47)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Study claims TV is good for the brain
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(56)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Leonid meteor shower early Tuesday morning will be one of the best in our lifetime
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Arby's happy to hear from curly fries fan
source: rapidcityjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop George Bush and his halo
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lone passenger attempts in-flight hijacking of El Al flight armed with knife; suspect in custody
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(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Consumers let themselves get nickeled-and-dimed to death
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(people.co.uk)
 
 
 
The lewd beer-swilling mayor
source: people.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last week Tony beat Ralphie to death on the Sopranos, Now we know why HBO didn't want this shown in restaurants
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(112)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Naked ritual fails Zimbabwe woman
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(KMBC-TV)
 
 
 
Raw sewage explodes into California homes, waste spews out of toilets like a volcano
source: thekansascitychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Photoshop these PETA activists accosting supermodel Gisele Bundchen
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
The esteemed weeners of Drew...........Martyn. (not safe for work)
source: homestead.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Screen Savers interview Michael Moore
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The name is Bond...Jamie Bond. Halle Berry's Bond Girl character to produce her own spin-off
source: accesshollywood.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand don't want no morons movin there
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Manute Bols' hockey debut postponed
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
the scottish play as performed by TINY NINJAS.
source: tinyninjatheater.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(WTVW Fox 7 Evansville)
 
 
 
Eat bell peppers to ward off colds
source: wtvw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Pepe le Pew)
 
 
 
French launch super-viagra called Le Weekend, women surrender
source: thisisgloucestershire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Scotsman teaching a Romanian how to shoot
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Talking Homer Simpson bottle opener
source: perfectcollectibles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Rookie quarterback of expansion Houston Texans is 4th highest-paid player in NFL this season ($12 Million)
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Brunching.com)
 
 
 
Flash game: Don't make the smug guy's head explode.
source: brunching.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Pepper)
 
 
 
How to make a flaming Dr Pepper
source: outofthefryingpan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Larry "Don't call me Grammama" Johnson breaks 31 year old rushing record
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Movie Juice)
 
 
 
MovieJuice reviews 8 Mile
source: moviejuice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas State whups the living bejeezus out of Nebraska by over 5 touchdowns. What goes around, came around
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out this cool soccer game
source: fire.he.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 


Sat November 16, 2002
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Talk Sex with Sue - grandma talks about sex (Not remotely safe for work)
source: talksexwithsue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tina Fey SNL News Fark Reference Countdown. Farkers get set to count - voting enabled (link goes to EOnline Fey bio)
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(242)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thousands come forward to road test condoms
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Posh, Madonna and Kylie are popular names for cows
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Make Michael Jackson look normal
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(TheRip.com)
 
 
 
Naked couple makes fast exit from Fine Arts
source: therip.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(eBaumsWorld)
 
 
 
eBaum's World getting sued by asshats because of killer sound boards
source: ebaumsworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
al-Qaida to US: Convert to Islam or expect more attacks
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(Some Herald)
 
 
 
MI5 foils plot to kill London commuters with cyanide gas
source: sundayherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(nascar.com)
 
 
 
Dr. Pepper car finishes 26th in Nascar Busch season finale
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Asshat Technology: DVDs that self-destruct after limited-time viewing
source: flexplay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Educational newsletter claims whales live in Lake Michigan. Their source: the internet
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(San Jose Mercury-News)
 
 
 
Energy trading firm manager caught on tape encouraging power plant operator to deliberately shut down one of his generators during California's power crisis
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Lets get back to the boobies (not safe for work)
source: smallbikinis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop: What if other large corporations begin to advertise on Fark
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man hit by lightning, finds God. Starts fundamentalist church
source: mytown.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston's World Series hopes rest upon a man named Fish finding Babe Ruth's underwater piano
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Farmers plow up unguarded military airstrip to plant crops
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
Just because Playboy has a "reality TV show" doesn't mean you should submit freakish audition tapes. Not safe for work
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carolina's Julius Peppers could lose $1.1 mil. What would we call this guy if he was an M.D.?
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fidel's funniest home videos. Photoshop scenes that the censors rejected
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More steps being taken in the process to put microchips in everybody, but of course it will be used for good and not evil
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Rrrring)
 
 
 
Teen makes over $7700 worth of 1-900 calls on phone he stole from teacher
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Islam and Catholicism not so different after all
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scandinavian Horses Sing the Blues
source: svt.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Search for ''Noah's Ark'' reached the level of the White House
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Some Gaijin)
 
 
 
Creator of Mario and Donkey Kong turns 50
source: miyamotoshrine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Police issue an APB for suspect with dinosaur-like feet
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Weird things that you never knew about, and probably dont care about
source: anomalies-unlimited.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The Man Show's Juggy Vanessa ................. Uh........... What was I saying
source: vanessakay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI accused of double standard. Director insists that it's actually a triple standard
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Wake the neighbors, phone the kids: The Screen Savers is planning its first "all-women" show for Monday
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 


Fri November 15, 2002
(Some Floridian)
 
 
 
Photoshop a cd cover/label for the data cd's given out by the IT department of Hillsborough County (Tampa, FL). Link goes to the county logo and maps
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(58)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Beltway Sniper video game. Farkers' spots in hell usurped by members of The Onion writing staff
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(73)
 
(Oregon's 12 KPTV)
 
Video
 
Every city has it's share of rats. For portland thats 30 million. See video for actual Rat Fight footage
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(75)
 
(Salina Journal)
 
 
 
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile overheats. Beware of puns
source: saljournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Women apparently masturbating twice as much as men
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Agrument over television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer ends in murder. Those wacky Brits
source: icwales.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Britain issues warning to citizens: in event of chemical warfare attack, run away from poison gas
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker wants to know: Has anyone gotten anything from Fark Freebie day yet? Link goes to what I've gotten so far
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One in seven Kenyan voters in favor of being ressurected
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Amazon)
 
Weeners
 
Weeners. I cant shop here
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(OSU Lantern)
 
 
 
The censored Ohio State University directory ad for Dockside Dolls (pic)
source: thelantern.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Siberian villagers make their own trolleys out of junk and chainsaw engines; ride on same tracks as real trains. Hilarity ensues
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man spends $30,000 to rice-out his Civic
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(273)
 
(Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Schoolbooks could be banned not because of controversial content, but because they weigh too much
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
George Clooney's bare naked ass rated PG-13
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Xavier University)
 
 
 
University tells Prof who insulted Air force cadet "Take some time off buddy"
source: sxu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Actor Jeffrey Jones accused of using 17-year old in "sexually oriented" film, not of having sex with him. Producers of "The Blue Lagoon" and "Romeo and Juliet" run for cover
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker zen_monkey is participating in The Sims Online beta. Suggest things to help him create a prosperous virtual Farker (w/voting)
source: ea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(ctnow.com)
 
 
 
Authorities decline Fark offer of spankings. Wild pajama-clad girls drill team benched instead
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Richie)
 
 
 
Photoshop this PopCap Employee's possum. Free PopCap Game of your choice to the winner
source: wam.umd.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Teddy bear is now 100 years old; last seen yelling at kids from porch
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The Law on oral sex
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Guidance counselor was right, guy ends up a loser. Returns with shotgun to say thanks. Principal kicks his ass. Hilarity ensues
source: dallasnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Al Qaeda leader that nobody has heard of or know who he his has been arrested somewhere by some government
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jacko shows up for court early today because of Internet buzz about missing yesterday because of Internet buzz about appearance two days ago
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Family keeps son's body, prays for resurrection
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Elephant tries out McDonald's drive-through service. Hilarity ensues
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Home defibrillators may become available, except in Alabama where they think 'defibrillator' sounds too much like 'vibrator'.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Medieval Mickey Mouse?
source: europe.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Swedish restaurant uses dishwasher to clean toilet seats. Bork bork bork
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia admits to losing an unknown quantity of some type of radioactive material, sometime in the past, from somewhere. In other news, something nonspecific happened somewhere else involving that guy with the face and the hair
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(DailyRecord)
 
 
 
Union boss denies he "likes big breasts"
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Notorious childkiller Myra Hindley dies in UK hospital
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular!"...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See!", and Tom Ridge says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed this one!"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(Times Online UK)
 
 
 
FlameWar Friday: "Britain to blame for many world problems", says Jack Straw
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Deep frying turkeys more popular than ever. Hopsitals brace for rash of dumbass accidents this Thanksgiving
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger, 59 , keeps asking 17 year old model for a date. She repeatedly turns him down
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
English man high on drugs steals flowers and curses French people
source: thisisbucks.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(NY Journal News)
 
 
 
Escaped Emu captured and returned after his weekend of fun
source: nyjournalnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(CBS Sportsline)
 
 
 
Football players from Sacramento State grease themselves with cooking spray during game to help avoid tackles
source: cbs.sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hong Kong cobra smugglers lead police on sea chase while throwing snakes at pursuers.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(News-Journal)
 
 
 
Same train hits and kills two people yesterday in unrelated incidents. All in a day's work, says crew
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man slashed in fight over who has hairiest ass
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's biggest liar fends off fierce competition, or so the Germans would have us believe
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Chinese nightclub act: "Who's Prime Minister?" "Yes" "No, who is the Prime Minister?" "Yes"
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Protestors disrupt Victoria's Secret fashion show. Cite beaver shaving and other counts of animal cruelty
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK TV actors told to speak more quickly to appear more intelligent to US audiences
source: media.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
No wonder Mr. Rooney wanted Ferris so bad
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"Meat pies are wonderful food; I have no time for food fascists who say otherwise."
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dutch soccer player suspended for kissing Referee
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Four die in house fire as UK firefighters' strike continues
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(271)
 
(Some Cow)
 
 
 
Photoshop an unlikely "Chick-Fil-A Cow" billboard
source: visualjokes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas A&M Aggies beloved mascot not allowed in restaurants
source: thebatt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Sophia Loren to be in Playboy.... 40 years too late
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Biggest speed trap this side of Hazzard County
source: nbc6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Exploding chicken film passed uncut for British cinema release
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme to open 25 stores in UK
source: smartmoney.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope tells Italians to start having more babies. New pickup line is born
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Fark Party in London, Nov 22, The Penderel's Oak' on High Holborn. Drew's coming, lock up the women and the beer
source: zekemacneil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
A psychiatrist explains why Michael Jackson screws up his face so much. With slideshow
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some YOB)
 
 
 
If you are a Brit binge drinker, you may be a YOB. Take the test
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House criticizes FBI for scaring American public over 'low credibility' terror threats
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman kept in jail an extra six years after postal service fails to deliver orders for her release
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 


Thu November 14, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Say hello to Minister Dick Face
source: parliament.nsw.gov.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop the man proposing the world's largest lava lamp
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
More creepy pics of Jacko in court
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Piano tuners trek through Amazon jungle to tune grand piano
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Tainted corn.....ooooooo.... tainted corn....... don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you teeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeeee...
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(koin.com)
 
 
 
Teens arrested after "accidently" firing paintball guns repeatedly into oncoming traffic
source: koin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Pastor fondles parishoners during exorcism
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Miss Cleo to give back half a billion dollars in false phone charges. Saw it coming
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Chortler)
 
 
 
Today's programming highlights on Al-Jazeera
source: chortler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Indiana U)
 
 
 
Farkers (not 'ettes): Help the Kinsey Institute by filling out their sexual behavior questionnaire
source: indiana.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(The Serial Caller)
 
Audio
 
Bin Laden found
source: theserialcaller.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at water plant
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
This is the true story, of four college kids, from different schools who wandered off and haven't been heard from since
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Point Reyes Light)
 
Boobies
 
Women strip for peace (with pic, possibly not safe for work)
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(114)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
8-1 Packers can clinch a playoff spot this weekend
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(91)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Great college basketball games on tonight. In other news, Duke sucks season officially open
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(59)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Bengals promise another win this week against the Browns
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York comptroller says insurers are using Sept. 11 as excuse to rip off consumers
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(39)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Italian men legally allowed to slap women�s bums
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(86)
 
(Click10)
 
 
 
Jury awards $1.2 million to widow of slain teacher. $1.2 million from the gun company
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(337)
 
(Up & Coming magazine)
 
 
 
"Just because they serve you, it doesn't mean they like you." Customer service providers share their stories
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(151)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Immaculate Reception. The Tuck. The Music City Miracle. ESPN's top ten controverisial sports moments
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(99)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Counterfeit batteries? Street value?
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists have failed to find a cure for multiple sclerosis because they have been investigating the "wrong disease" for more than a century
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(36)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Male RA at hall with 16 women shares what he's learned about women: "They eat up the toilet paper"
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(109)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
College newspapers adding sex advice columns
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(46)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Study reveals Women's interest in pro sports has doubled in past 4 years
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(47)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Woman hands baby to teen on bicycle, tells her she needs to go get crack. Hilarity ensues
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(59)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Sexless marriages 'rampant' in Asia
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(81)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man recieves cease-and-desist order to stop using his own name
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Argentina misses another bank payment. In other news, preparations are being made to reposess the entire country
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson "mysteriously" fails to appear in court as Internet buzzes about his bizarre appearance (with pics)
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(135)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Advertisers scrap stunt to blow liqueur scent through London underground because of chemical warfare alarm
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen blames Grand Theft Auto for real-life auto theft spree
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(124)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
PTA mother throws wild pot, booze, and stripper party for son's 16th birthday. Thanks mommy
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(128)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Turin Shroud was made in the Middle Ages
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(108)
 
(Local 4)
 
 
 
Man recruits prostitutes to rob banks
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Law enforcement raids Suge Knight's record company in connection with the murders of Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., O.J. and Vanilla Ice
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(137)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop Iraq's high tech voting methods
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Recent upswing in Japanese economy due largely to spending on funerals
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(37)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy who had sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral on Opie and Anthony's show misses court date because he's in jail in Virginia already
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(32)
 
(Some Girlie)
 
 
 
Need to impress the inlaws this thanksgiving? Serve them Chef Paul Prudhomme's Turducken.
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(73)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun has the info and mug shot on the most disturbing accidental sex death ever
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(209)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
One Peep to rule them all, and in the darkness eat them.
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(47)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
French unhappy with Russian champagne
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush slams Christian Right with left hand and signs legislation supporting references to God in pledge and national motto with other
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(305)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
How the U.S. can stop Internet censorship
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(23)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Volcanic eruption on Jupiter's moon the most powerful ever recorded in the Solar System. w/pic
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(41)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered that the coffin of Jesus Christ�s brother was made by aliens
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Erica Campbell (not safe for work)
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(124)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Woman regains vision because of pregnancy
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Full text of Iraq letter to UN; "We shall see when remorse will not do any good for those who bite on their fingers."
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(305)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Media retires facts, journalistic standards
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(37)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Comedian accused of blasphemy
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(76)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Pirated copies of Harry Potter film appear online
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(76)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Britain says longer pub hours may curb binge drinking
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates honored with 8-ft tall condom
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
1/3 of Britons see President Bush as more of a danger to the world than Saddam Hussein
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(575)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australians urged to keep visiting "safe, peaceful" Bali. Floral flak jackets optional
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(19)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe beaten up by millionaire in London pub. The Sun is there
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(125)
 
(WiredPress)
 
 
 
PETA shuts down, holds BBQ
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(34)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Four Horsemen of the apocolypse ask for directions in Paris. France surrenders
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson scares crap out of courtroom by showing his real face
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(177)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated calls Toronto Maple Leafs a bunch of whiners, divers, and cheap-shot artists. Canadian readers wonder when SI will report anything new
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comcast to enslave all non-cable subscribers in a violent bloodbath of must see T.V. and reality shows
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(30)
 
(PoE)
 
 
 
Meet Matt Glover, Australia's answer to Jack Chick
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(75)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Teacher finds that having puppies in class boosts attendance
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(46)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Smoking Gun is on the ball. Here is the pic of the hot nude bible lady
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(97)
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Half of Britons believe Tony Blair is Bush's lapdog
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(98)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Pub owner fed up with looking at boobies plans to plaster his bar with weener photos
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(47)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Possible new Clone Wars animated series from Lucasfilm
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(58)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
President Bush denounces Christian Right's anti-Islamic remarks
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(223)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Three die in first hours of UK firefighters' strike
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(131)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Front for The Liberation of Gnomes cache discovered. Renewed hope for return of Drew's gnome
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(52)
 
(HN)
 
 
 
New flash movie Operation Dance Dance, watch till the end it gives xiao a run for its money
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(124)
 


Wed November 13, 2002
(KC Star)
 
 
 
TV station keeps reporting what hospital victims are at, against hospital's wishes, while attacker still at loose
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(55)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Would you like some Jesus with those fries?
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(237)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio State pulls student directory with ad for a strippers in it
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(43)
 
(The Straits Times)
 
 
 
Judges rule that oral sex does not constitute adultery in Taiwan.
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
More teens lose virginity in June, December
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(198)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Hot...naked...bible reading
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WWJD=What Would Jesus Drive? ("He drove them out in his Fury")
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(115)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Dr. Pepper wants to advertise on Fark. Problem is they want to do popups and interstitials. We don't. What can we do with them instead that isn't obnoxious and annoying? Unique ideas especially welcome. Voting enabled
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(585)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People complaining to doctors of illnesses they see on TV
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man pays bill with 74 14-pound boxes of pennies
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who got stuck in a chimney blames Mary Poppins
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turkey says no Iraq order for nerve gas antidote
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(61)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is coming to Farker Panripster's school. Help him think of questions to ask her
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(195)
 
(Some Family)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker's family with their new handbuilt lamp in Australia
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(137)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Rally in support of fired Michigan State football coach draws eight people
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(42)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Cancer researcher turns off news whenever cancer talked about
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(32)
 
(Mmm Chips)
 
 
 
What's your favorite chip (or crisp)? Comments and voting over here --->
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(302)
 
(DM Register)
 
 
 
Man having heart attack cannot be airlifted to hospital by helicopter because he weighs too much
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(119)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Singh when you're winning: entire soccer team shares the same name
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(32)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor orders housing court judges to visit the slums. Hoping that will stop them from granting continuances to slumlords
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(38)
 
(syracuse.com)
 
 
 
Students learning how to cut down a tree run into path of falling tree. One dies, the rest receive failing grades
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(87)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Guy buys fancy belt on the Internet, convinces an entire city he's a boxing champion
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(55)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
U.S. blood supplies are low. If you've got time, stop by your local Red Cross and give them a pint. Then hit the pub and replace it with beer
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(155)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Charges reduced in dog-sodomy case
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(98)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers: Corporate America is on to you. "When they aren't pirating products, employees are probably using the corporate network to peruse porn"
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(94)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Archaeologist discovers lost arms of Venus de Milo
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(46)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Gennifer Flowers reinstates conspiracy suit against Clinton. Dead horse gets another whack
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(47)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Christmas already: A list of hot holiday toys.
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(75)
 
(dayton daily news)
 
 
 
Al Roker loses 100 pounds. Like throwing deck chair off HMS Titanic
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(176)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Iraq accepts UN resolution. Conflict averted for another couple of months
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(399)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Rams coach Mike Martz is upset that Terry Bradshaw called him a girl
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Liberia doesn't hold back when it comes to aggressively fighting terrorism
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(53)
 
(ctnow.com)
 
 
 
42 pajama-clad highschool girls' drill team members run amuck
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(110)
 
(Indystar.com)
 
 
 
Minute Bol is going to play minor league hockey
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this image of Legolas about to bust a cap in Eomer's ass from ' The Two Towers '
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(96)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole wants to strip on TV show
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(178)
 
(Football365.com)
 
 
 
Australia to play England at soccer. Ultimate humiliation lies in wait
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(79)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart won't carry Tom Arnold's book because the cover says Arnold has a small penis
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(45)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Three men taking turns masturbating in plane bathroom cause terrorism scare
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(56)
 
(Some Tool)
 
 
 
Just in time for the pre-Christmas rush, photoshop this Toys-R-Us ad
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(34)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Can terrorist attacks destroy the world economy?
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(175)
 
(newmoanyeah.com)
 
 
 
An American Idol Tale: Steps to Rejection
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that Jiang Zemin might be retiring, photoshop how he'll be spending his days
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(95)
 
(wtop.com)
 
 
 
Soccer player dies from too many headers
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(71)
 
(dailynexus.com)
 
 
 
Surfer gets pinned against cliff during storm. Onlooking residents that overlook cliff blast 'Eye of the Tiger' and 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' from outdoor speakers
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(74)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Marge Simpson getting boob job
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(112)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman posts her photo on Yahoo dating service. Porn businesses steal photo and use it for porn ads
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(74)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Sexy Dorito's girl Ali Landry exposes almost all (SFW)
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(90)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australians may be forced to watch more American sitcoms
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker has a friend whose dad died of cancer. Dad was in 40s. What does Farker say to console friend/schoolmate? (I know it may be hard, but let's be serious on this one)
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(239)
 


Tue November 12, 2002
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
85-year-old man steals 3,500 library books, including "All I Need To Know I Learned From Watching Star Trek,"
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Breeder's Cup scandal criminal complaint; Mob's still forthcoming
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The most overrated events in sports.
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(169)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
50 places to see before you die
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(193)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attention nerds: AMD announces high-density mirrorbit flash memory. Everyone else, go back to sleep
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Authorities on lookout for 'Champagne Bandit', a 300 pound man stealing fine wines
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(32)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
250 to compete for rock, paper, scissors title
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(54)
 
(Southeast Missourian)
 
 
 
Man steals car, leaves behind birth certificate
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Helicopter crashes while trying to film world's largest rubber band ball bouncing
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(24)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Porn just isn't the ice-breaker it used to be
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German robber forgets to cut eye holes in his mask. Hilarity ensues
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario retires from tennis. Hasn't yet realized that being called the best Spanish player ever is like bragging about being the biggest city in Delaware
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every Farker that posts comments should read this. Seriously.
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(190)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dogs play football for charity; guarantee win over Bengals
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(19)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer buries chicks. Demands refund when chicken tree dosen't sprout
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(26)
 
(Popcap)
 
 
 
Popcap has new game in beta. Use scrambled letters to make words and, well you'll get the idea
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a farker's nephew staring down the bastard who stole his halloween costume
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(111)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man attempts cross-country drive without stopping for gas. 100 gallon gas tank rigged to car.
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(56)
 
(macradio.com)
 
 
 
My name is Wil Wheaton, and I'm an actor. Wil to be on MacRadio tonight, talking about his new iBook and being a Mac Switcher
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(166)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Halle Berry's husband getting psychotherapy because he can't stop cheating on her
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(119)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Did newspaper try to shock readers with chicken-sex story?
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Possible new Osama bin Laden audio tape surfaces. Calls U.S. butchers; U.K. cited as bakers, candlestick makers
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(116)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Iraq orders 1,000,000 units of nerve gas antidote, saves on shipping, gets free keychain
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(88)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Three Texas Republicans won by exactly 18,181 votes each. "I'll be darned. Look at that. That's weird," quoth county clerk
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(105)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How to become a reality show contestant
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Farker's friend is on the TV Show "The Bachelor". Help stress test the webserver hosting her site (safe for work)
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man forgets keys, gets stuck in chimney (with slideshow of rescue)
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(20)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Man screws his way to 1 million dollars
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(57)
 
(NRO.com)
 
 
 
The mullahcracy days for Iran are numbered
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pooty-poot tells a French reporter to get a circumcision
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(68)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
The case for invading Canada
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(236)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Lottery picks same four numbers two nights in a row
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Bush opens Yellowstone and Grand Tetons to snowmobiles again
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(334)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Underage Eminem fans using every trick in the book to sneak into rapper's new R-rated flick
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(100)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Police catch robbers with pants down
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(19)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
When it comes to family planning and abortion, the Bush regime is adopting the fundamentalism of the Islamic terrorists it is pursuing
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(552)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
"My name is Al Kaida, not Al Qaeda"
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Theatre leaks as Singing in the Rain set to open
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(14)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
13-year-old science prodigy finds tap water on flights contaminated
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker in front of a humorously-named restaurant
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(121)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Having children can cause nervous breakdowns
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(27)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
15 Year old steals a police cruiser while in custody
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(39)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Mixed feelings over San Pedro film event: PC gets showing of Tora Tora Tora cancelled
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(76)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Insurers say crash rates are down, but people claiming injury is up
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(11)
 
(BrickFilms)
 
 
 
All the Lego films you could want to see - and more!
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(15)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Judge tells parents to deal with their truant daughter. Hilarity ensues
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(120)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Disgraced World Com CEO Bernie Ebbers gets $4 million in farm subsidies
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The savekaryn.com chick is now debt free
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(223)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Free parking anywhere in NYC with our Farkistani plate holders
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(35)
 
(DIYnet)
 
 
 
How to make fresh jam - for Strongbad fans
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three new Internet top level domains to be created next year. Post your suggestions
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(191)
 
(news12.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of humping dog
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(130)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hotel rolls out the red carpet. Thieves roll it up and take off with it
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(40)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Backstreet sister BJ Carter gets in a fight. TSG gets the mugshot
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(90)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Truffle is no trifle: restaurant pays $35,000 for a big fungus
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
English police looking for person who is shooting speeding cameras
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(183)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that London is normally pretty overcast and dreary, its new bus shelters will be solar powered
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(25)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Freed miners fall from grace at home
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(36)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
The next Superman comic to be written by Monty Python's John Cleese
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. decides that elephants may once again be used to make pianos and cowboy boots
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(130)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad email
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(243)
 
(Some State)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new design for the Missouri quarter. Link goes to 5 crappy designs
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Indian human rights group says text-messaging causes divorce
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(43)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Row erupts over planned 'Betty Ford Liquor' store.
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Submit ideas for a celeb to write a children's book. (with voting)
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(238)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Church of England may introduce casual Sundays for vicars
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(30)
 
(timesonline.com)
 
 
 
Woman drives pickup on airport runway after celebrating successful job interview
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Law of gravity stolen from Russians
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(44)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
County won't let Wiccan pray before board meeting; she's not Christian enough. 1st Amendment surrenders in disgust.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
#1 Highschool basketball prospect's games to be shown on pay-per-view.
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(45)
 
(icteesside.co.uk)
 
 
 
Travel agency hands complaining whiny customers a big cup of STFU
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(78)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Buy a house, get a sheep
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(20)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Do video games boost IQ?
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Sports Cliches that have to go
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(94)
 
(Odd Todd)
 
 
 
New Memory Game from Odd Todd. MEP.
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(13)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
2 drown in wine tank in bizarre accident
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(29)
 
(Miami.com)
 
 
 
Seven-year-olds cut from cheerleading squad because they're not good enough; parents scream about self-esteem. Elementary schools have cheerleading squads?
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(70)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely banner ads
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How much money would you need to pay for your dreams to come true - what are those dreams?
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(88)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Germans claim Snow White was Italian
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(32)
 
(ben and jerrys)
 
 
 
What's your favorite kind of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream? (Link goes to retired flavors)
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old lady tells power company trying to buy her house to stick it. "I'm so old this arm won't twist"
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(36)
 
(thestar.ca)
 
 
 
Hippy asshats vandalize Canadian war memorial. Veterans surrender to this generations stupidity
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Great newspaper pic of the Kentucky/LSU ending
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(34)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Axe-wielding teacher suspended for harrassment
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(32)
 
(Count_Blah)
 
 
 
Farker Count_Blah's apartment complex lost a large package mailed to him. What should he tell them was in it, and how much was it worth?
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
England to become tropical paradise
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(Some Boobies)
 
Boobies
 
Victoria's Secret introduces Bra of Doom. France surrenders
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(91)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Cart in production by SafeWay can tell you when its time to stock up on kleenex and boobies
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(32)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
College wrestling with deciding if they should contact parents of students caught with drugs or underage drinking.
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(91)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
What are dominant traits? Do they contribute to global warming?
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pats-Bears game's ref admits they guessed where the ball was
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Christina Aguilera ever shut up?
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(229)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo surrenders. Boobies ensue. (not safe for work)
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(88)
 
(Some Damp Guy)
 
 
 
Two Alaskan villiages lift ban on alcohol. Elliot Ness surrenders
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(41)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Young mother nursed orphaned pups
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(149)
 
(Flakmag)
 
 
 
Flakmag interviews the creators of Homestar Runner
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Theatre employees save many lives in yesterday's tornado outbreak
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(57)
 
(Some drunk)
 
 
 
The science of Jack Daniels
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that you have polished off your Halloween stash, vote for your favorite candy (link goes to Mary Jane pieces)
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(207)
 
(Kurt Hanson)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone magazine slams record execs again in NY Times ad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonight is the 500th episode of Monday Night Football. Celebrate Madden-style by talking with a mouth full of marbles
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(56)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The Canadian recipe for a peanut butter sandwich
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you know what today is...... Thank a Vet
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(237)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Oldest section of the Great Wall of China identified
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scientists awed by adaptability of deep-sea crabs. Living in 650-degree temps, their eyes are 'naked retinas.'
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(51)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Global warming will open the fabled Northwest Passage within 5-10 years. Buy a can of hair spray to celebrate
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(592)
 
(Some chic)
 
 
 
Theme: New ideas for 'Hello Kitty' merchandise yet to be done. Link goes to example
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(115)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Teen Research: Wal-Mart is...like...so in; Abercrombie is� like...out, dude
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(237)
 
(Seattle Post)
 
 
 
Teen burned in "Jackass" stunt
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(142)
 
(Some Flaming Turkey)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports thinks french-frying a turkey in a topless vat of oil is unsafe
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(91)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Grumpy old man sets booby traps for family, ends up killing himself instead
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(82)
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Canadian proves sports fan idiocy knows no borders (w/video)
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California revises cell phone crash statistics with higher numbers. Somebody didn't carry the two
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(78)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
TechTV and Wil get together, install burner, moonwalk, shoot a porno
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two Towers tops Norwegian box office six weeks before it's released
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FTC has a new mascot, "Dewie the Turtle". Design mascots for other government organizations (U.S. or otherwise)
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(84)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston firefighters destroy wrong car with jaws of life
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