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Sun October 27, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Doctors think they provide higher quality care than their patients think they provide
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: New sports team mascots. Link goes to the Rally Monkey
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(80)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
NewsFlash
 
Angels get their wings
source: cbs.sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mondale to replace Wellstone as Senate candidate
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(280)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
What's the best way to get schools to purchase your software? It helps if your brother is governor.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Emmitt Smith breaks Walter Payton's career rushing record
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this MSN 8 ad
source: global.msads.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Plane flies again after being stuck in glacier since WW II crash landing.
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(b3ta)
 
 
 
Realistic Internet Simulator. Kill the pop-ups
source: b3ta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Some Cunning Linguist)
 
 
 
President Bush's Pearls of Linguistic Prowess
source: bushcalendar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(258)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chuck Yeager, at age 79, breaks the sound barrier again
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(everything2)
 
 
 
More on that cluster bomb test run in Norway
source: everything2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man goes to costume party dressed in a mask with a chainsaw. Gets the wrong address. Hilarity ensues
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Look for new ad campaign. "Got beans?"
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Farker hack4good's roommate had friends over last night, and they puked all over the room. Suggestions on how to get him back? Voting enabled
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(251)
 
(Some Snoopy)
 
 
 
Find out what cartoon dog you are
source: sacwriters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(ExtremeTech)
 
 
 
IBM makes world's smallest computer out of carbon monoxide.
source: extremetech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(AL4A)
 
Boobies
 
Blonde hair, pink lipstick, no clothes. not safe for work
source: publicpix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Some Newspaper)
 
 
 
Scientists tired of waiting, decide to make their own earthquake
source: jonesborosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop the sniper's letter to Mr. Policeman
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McDonalds test markets table service. Waist lines expected to expand exponentially
source: journalstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(www.eonline.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photo of Anna Nicole Smith
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
six galleries of men in kilts
source: utilikilts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Buckeye)
 
 
 
Take the Ohio State tailgate quiz
source: osuhomebase.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"They kept us bumfuzzled all day with their alignments and things." Bumfuzzled??
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time to roll back your clock's today, Daylight Savings Time
source: time.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top ten people America wants to kick in the balls
source: murderize.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(boxofficemojo)
 
 
 
Jackass: The Movie is now the most popular film in America
source: boxofficemojo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(ABC 40/29)
 
 
 
Asshat goes on shooting-spree in Sallisaw, OK area, 2 dead, several injured
source: thehometownchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Dotmusic.com)
 
Weeners
 
Farkettes Robbie Wiliams shows his gift from God. (Kinda safe for work)
source: dotmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy on laundry day
source: 64.49.221.207   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some Writer Guy)
 
 
 
Farker researching for article on media speculation on sniper that was wrong. Please post your favorites, cite links when possible. Link goes to CNN story
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Son dead, father critical after kerosene fight
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 


Sat October 26, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little altercation between the Lakers and the Kings
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Lots of yummy Ewan pictures on this great site
source: bestofewan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
How can we exterminate terrorism?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(267)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this puddle jumper
source: 64.49.221.207   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Next time you want to take hostages, here's what NOT to do. Thanks to the media for making terrorists that much better
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Pudding7 and a couple of his groomsmen on his wedding day
source: home.pacbell.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box to open convenience stores, gas stations next to restaurants
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A boatload of Asian boobies. (not safe for work)
source: hoopee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bin Laden's will found?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(newschannel9)
 
 
 
Two men arrested after drying marijuana in microwave at 7-11
source: newschannel9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears sued for not paying their bill at Holliday Inn
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Celebrities tell how they lost their virginity
source: nerve.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Special operation brings popularity to Putin
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Media activates 20/20 hindsight: FBI warned twice about Muhammad long before sniper attacks; had opportunity to stop him and didn't
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy pulling the Taco Bell target
source: sportsmed.starwave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
We Were Saved From Inevitable Death
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Entire population of Buffalo doubles over in laughter as Tampa Bay names Rob Johnson starting QB
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Belgium and Norway accidentally cluster bomb wrong location during test run. France surrenders
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Copy of the Sniper's letter to police
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
What's the purpose of Daylight Saving Time
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
"Jackass: The Movie" garners mostly positive reviews?
source: rottentomatoes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Times UK)
 
 
 
Toast banned from hospitals due to firefighters' strike
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Future Farker's nursery
source: jsncom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Farmer's homemade tractor movie is a hit with Canadians
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Hamsterchaos)
 
 
 
Tank Wars Final released, containing the winning photoshops from last week. Link goes to screenshots and free game download. Kittens and domokun cameo. France surrenders
source: royallido.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia radio station to sell Mariah Carey's unfinished lunch
source: tv.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mystery group began to fund anti-Wellstone ads for the last two weeks before the election
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Lowcountry Now)
 
 
 
Monkeys herding sheep while riding dogs equipped with saddles
source: lowcountrynow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Vindibudd)
 
 
 
All Your Base Are Belong To Domokun
source: vindibudd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Arab News answers your sex-related questions
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(376)
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Courtney Love is abusing Nirvana's legacy for her own gain
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian troops storm Moscow theater, hostages freed
source: europe.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(299)
 
(Yukon News)
 
Boobies
 
Double your boobies pleasure with the twins
source: maximonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 


Fri October 25, 2002
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Bush offers Putin $10 billion for Saddams head
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Town may be renamed "Got Milk?"
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Edmonton eatery buys $22,000 bottle of Scotch whisky
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German shrink seeks volunteers to cure urinal shyness
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Interview detailing Richard Harris' participation in Harry Potter before his death
source: cinecon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Yellow Times chronicles the history of Hizbollah
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
CBS eyes Victoria's Secret swimsuit special
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rugby team bans itself after losing 151-0
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Mother forced to stop breastfeeding child because, "No Food or Drinks Allowed" in the library
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Explosion heard from inside theater in Moscow
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Find out more about the most irritating man on the planet. www.eminem.com. (Warning: horrible "music" will play on website)
source: eminem.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pre-arranged molecules will drive tomorrows circuits. Geeks of the world unite.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Again. We wet ourselves in WC
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The FARK dead pool: Who's the next to go?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't yell "Five-O sucks" after getting a ticket. Cops not appreciative
source: s-t.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Richard Harris dies at age 72
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Free Weeners. Get yer free weeners here (some not safe for work)
source: simona.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Audio
 
Hear the alleged sniper: A laughing, jovial John Allen Muhammed at the proceeding for his name change
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Woman sues casino for gambling injuries sustained while playing slots (near bottom of page)
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(News Press)
 
 
 
Republican campaign brochure attacks opponent David A. Aaronberg for frivolous lawsuit filed by some other guy named David T. Aaronburg. Hilarity ensues
source: news-press.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Dikembe Mutombo
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
View Sen. Wellstones webpage
source: wellstone.senate.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(cbsnews.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Minnesota Senator feared dead in small plane crash
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(513)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Not your ordinary college sweatshirt - The new FARK U sweatshirt. Amaze your friends
source: cafeshops.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Nicola wearing nothing but gloves (not safe for work)
source: page3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
37 destructive devices and other explosives and components used in making bombs, three bulletproof vests, 25,000 rounds of ammunition, a typed list of 50 Islamic worship centers and a partridge in a pear tree
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(412)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
One third of NYC's homeless refuse housing because they don't want to live in a bad neighborhood
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Tribune Review)
 
 
 
When poisoning people, make sure the water doesn't turn pink
source: pittsburghlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Two men busted for stealing mascot parts when they parade into a bar wearing a large furry head and a huge sneaker
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Farmer recommends squealing like a pig (with pics)
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(boston.com)
 
 
 
Hunter shot by his own dog
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Once again farking with art masterpieces
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk militant chef attempts break in of restaurant to prove they lied about recipe
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beauty queen
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Thisweeksnews)
 
 
 
Police search for a man who not only exposes himself, but also takes photos of victims' reactions
source: thisweeknews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Reading sports on the crapper is an airtight legal defense in Norway
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man fined over radioactive cat waste
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Ebaumsworld.com)
 
 
 
Ebaumsworld's new mini-golf game. Not quite as addictive as crack
source: ebaumsworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Airliners.net)
 
 
 
How to scare terrorists (and everyone else) from getting on an airplane
source: airliners.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Buy Bush a PS2' Campaign
source: evilninja.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(421)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I don't think the refs understand the rules" says Wings whiner Brett Hull
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Courtney Love's dog dies after eating her removed breast implants
source: tv.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(RTCC)
 
 
 
If I could date the chick from Alias, I wouldn't be writing this stupid column
source: rightfieldsucks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hotel holds happy hour for dogs
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"Only throw used panties" pleads Tom Jones
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Still need an idea on how to dress your child for Halloween? Dress him as a Pimp Daddy
source: store.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
With election day fast approaching, Democrats behind in voter fraud efforts
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Dogs prefer Bach to Britney Spears or Metallica. Prefer steak to all three
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman dies while playing BINGO, organizers refuse to end game
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How do you capitalize if you're a city with a high crime rate? Open a national crime scene training center
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Jacksonsun.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these 'rasslers
source: miva.jacksonsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 


Thu October 24, 2002
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Comedy Goldmine: Inappropriate Verizon Moments
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
No thank you. One losing team is enough for us
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Gun found in car matches gun used by sniper
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(715)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wanted: 5000 naked people in Toronto
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
FBI issues new terror warning about possible attacks on transportation systems, railroads
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who turned in sniper duo says he isn't a hero, just did the right thing. Plans to give any reward money to victims' families
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera : "I am not your little cookie-cutter virgin."
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Congrats to SbB: one of Time Magazine's top 10 sports sites on the net
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop President Bush giving a speech
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby elephant signs petition
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Boy saves dogs in hot car by squirting them with supersoaker
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Nick Nolte used a date rape drug on himself
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man on horse arrested for drunken riding
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Details from the sniper's past emerging
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Man who spotted sniper drove a white van, was extra pissed at him
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The latest information about the hostages in Moscow Music Theatre. More updates
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(via catch)
 
 
 
Man robs store with black pepper jar and leaves his Bible behind ... with his name in it
source: connpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Smugglers try to burn cocaine when Navy approaches. Accidently set boat on fire
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera gets body piercings on bad days
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(via morons.org)
 
 
 
Indiana University investigating whether a porn film was recently being shot in one of their dorms
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Link to Cherokee myth that explains noose and duck statement that sniper insisted police say publicly
source: nativenashville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Fenway Park might be home to *two* teams that suck next year
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
Boobies
 
Christina Aguilera bares all for Rolling Stone (sort of safe for work)
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Enigma of the Ages: The Highway Shoe
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Dear Sadie: What do you do when your four-year-old son wants to dress like a Power Puff girl for Halloween?
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(The Straits Times)
 
 
 
Proposal banner missed because girlfriend took another route to work
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Farker's uncle
source: trakker.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN now reporting that two men in custody are considered suspects
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(507)
 
(planet gamecube)
 
 
 
Photoshop Europe's new video game rating system. France Surrenders.
source: planetgamecube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Reporters without borders)
 
 
 
USA ranked #17 in freedom of the press. Finland, Iceland, Norway and Netherlands tied for #1
source: rsf.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker trying to talk wife into getting a sugar glider for a pet. Please submit some ammo for his argument. Link goes to pics of sugar gliders. Voting enabled
source: sugarglider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple arrests reported in MD; Maryland State Police to give major news conference shortly
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(386)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Babes and boobies post
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(36)
 
(Some Monkey)
 
 
 
The "ladder theory" explains why men and women can't be friends
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(157)
 
(theherald.co.uk)
 
 
 
Uri Gellar to use psychic powers and helicopter to pinpoint location of Braveheart battle
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(56)
 
(The Blue Brick)
 
 
 
Liquor company denies marketing to underage drinkers; critics cite "Vodka Roll-ups", "Extreme Wine.."
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Loud blast heard at Moscow theatre
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(113)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Court rules the sweet smell of dope smoke isn't probable cause for arrest in Texas. In Texas? Yee-haw
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Vedman in the catacombs underneath Paris, for his birthday
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(71)
 
(kavkaz.org)
 
 
 
Asshats holding 700 hostages in Moscow now have a web page - brag about shooting "insolent" young woman
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(455)
 
(www.philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly: Not just #1 in rats
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(67)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy on a fishmobile
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(96)
 


Wed October 23, 2002
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Jesus was short and unattractive
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(370)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
FBI searching backyard in Tacoma, Wash.; related to Maryland asshat sniper
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(458)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Y2K bug strikes one more time: A 105-year-old woman was offered place in kindergarten after bug knocked century off her age
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favor, collect $10 billion
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(95)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos did not have sex on the rides at Disneyland
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(68)
 
(via Romenesko)
 
 
 
Man stuck in church chimney claims he wanted to worship
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey remakes Def Leppard. More things to poop on
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(106)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
For sale: Willie Nelson's autographed bra
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(24)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"I'm looking for a nice thong to go with my burkha": How women buy lingerie in Saudi Arabia
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(86)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Plane was false alarm (just like the van probably)
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(30)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Australian singer Holly Valance tired of seeing pictures of herself sprawled half-naked. Article accompanied by pic of Holly Valance sprawled half-naked
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(161)
 
(fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
It's official: Halloween is cancelled in Fredricksburg thanks to asshat sniper
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(71)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible sniper sighting in Maryland.
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(139)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia to overthrow Saddam before America gets the chance to do it themselves
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(61)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Chicken vampire with kangaroo head terrorizes farmers
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(31)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Woman won't let her baby grow up watching cowboys. And she doesn't want anyone else's kids doing it either
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(82)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Survey: 48% say sports is mechanism for societal healing - Red Sox fans evidently not polled
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Miss Manners speaks up on chain E-mails
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop Mr. Tinyhat and whatever it is he's carrying
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(116)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Who Wants To Die On Mt Everest TV show ready to shoot
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian plane stopped in NY - possible radioactive material on board
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(38)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Man who stole 40,000 coat hangers continues to run rings around prosecution lawyer
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arista pulls Alan Jackson's "Where Were You" Sept. 11th tribute song from a political ad questioning the patriotism of another candidate.
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Natalia Sokolova (not safe for work)
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(64)
 
(St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Missouri man converts engines to run with used cooking oil: "Nine times out of 10, the exhaust smells like french fries... but every once in a while it smells like Chinese food."
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(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bomb blasts in Phillipines scare off Guinness Book of World Records judges who were there to check out world's largest shoes
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(11)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
FDA approves compuer chip implants in humans. Soylent green coming soon
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gunmen take 700 hostages in Moscow
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(216)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
UK Police to identify 8 year olds they think will be criminals of tomorrow
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(26)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Satanist claims sex with children is part of his religion. Priests consider switching teams
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(101)
 
(nj.com)
 
 
 
School officials order students to stop choking each other
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(52)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Editor who fired Ann Coulter fired from paper for firing Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter celebrates by eating a sandwich
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(184)
 
(News 14 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Our children's book author will be up to give a speech in a moment. Until then let's give a warm welcome to a sexually explicit passage about a gay man working in an adult bookstore."
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(42)
 
(Press-Enterprise)
 
 
 
Rep. running for re-election says 20 healthcare groups endorsed him. Reporter finds that half never heard of him. Hilarity ensues
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(31)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Fotografas Del Evento (especialidades las chicas.) (SFW)
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(59)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Firefighter in uniform "tricked" into appearing in porn film
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan sues ex-booty-call in extortion plot
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(33)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Ups and Downs of Telephone Sex
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ISU students protest university protest guidlines
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(68)
 
(Miami.com)
 
 
 
OMFG...11 L33t speak now turning up in school classroom assignments; teachers need 2 korrect b4 things get out of hand LOL
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(131)
 
(Ask Men)
 
 
 
How to behave in strip clubs
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(113)
 
(SP Times)
 
 
 
This pretty much sums up "breaking news" on TV nowadays
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(148)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man arrested for repeatedly squirting other man with soy sauce
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Welcome to the sniper hotline. All of our incompetent operators are currently busy. Your insane demands are important to us, so please hold, and..."
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(93)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Movie to video game ideas that were rejected
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(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sniper profiler has already sold his story to TV producers
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Atlanta DJ is fired for Southern accent. Too many Yankees moving south cited as reason.
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(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
What does a 5am booty call from a Backsteet Boy sound like?
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(85)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dog eats candidate's absentee ballot
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(18)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian hobbit village forms as fanatics line up for movie premiere
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(42)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Explaining why Americans support Israel. Hint: it's not because of any Jewish lobby
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(421)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Indian call center employees taught to act American. Given Coke and Pizzas to help them achieve suitable waistlines
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(73)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Memo: "Another One Bites the Dust" not appropriate song to follow sniper news report
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(93)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Man struck by lighting files lawsuit against God
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
N'Sync's new video documents "rough times," when they had to fly coach and stay in "regular" hotels
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
You've got male, yay (not safe for work)
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(30)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More details of snipers communication with police
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(197)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene
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(74)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton to appear on TechTV's "The Screen Savers" to talk about his favorite games and Linux
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(70)
 
(Some Hollow Weeny)
 
 
 
20 Halloween costumes you can make at home
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rude doctor gets the boot
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(31)
 
(Zoomata)
 
 
 
Italy heavily taxing pornography to discourage consumers
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(36)
 
(ACLU)
 
 
 
ACLU's "How Free Are We?" Quiz
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(426)
 
(Helsingin Sanomat)
 
 
 
IRC group identifies Finnish mall bomber before authorities. Can FARKers nail the sniper?
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(101)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Computer runs on piece of glass
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(44)
 
((Some Queen's University Student)
 
 
 
Feces in the library, cats in the ventilation system and mullet-clad would-be thieves? Only at a Canadian university
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun for the whole family; pig rolling
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 'sniper shuffle'; a gas station attendant's perspective
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(38)
 
(Some South African website)
 
 
 
Researchers: Length of man's index finger accurately represents penis length
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(107)
 
(Newhouse)
 
 
 
Media unknowingly telling sniper what to do next
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(106)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Giant Ronald McDonald goes missing in Wales, officials offering a Big Mac for tips on his location
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(71)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
News media in Portland concerned about "Snipers Welcome" sign at local LAN gaming business
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(102)
 


Tue October 22, 2002
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: The Godfather Part 4
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
MLB will ban San Fransisco Giants player from World Series unless he stops wearing tributes to dead former teammate Darryl Kile
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thrilling game
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(103)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Bush's choice to head of the FDA's women's health panel is a Kentucky ob-gyn who refuses to prescribe contraceptives and who believes that PMS is best cured by reading the Bible
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(374)
 
(via Romenesko)
 
 
 
Cop says 21 indecent exposure cases on campus isn't unusual
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(28)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Voice writer dissects sniper hype
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fraud ranks in top 5 Nigerian industries
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(22)
 
(click2houston.com)
 
 
 
Houston man upset about parking tickets throws pie at city official (w/ video)
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(28)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
To pitch, or not to pitch to Barry: mathematician attempts the answer
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(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Gambling addict sues casino to recoup his losses. Personal responsibility would surrender if it hadn't atrophied into a non-existent concept
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Bernini's brassiered breasties brazenly bared before bishops (possibly not safe for work)
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(53)
 
(The Daily Northwestern)
 
 
 
Nothing is more depressing than Girls Gone Wild: "Once you see an hour of drunken women exposing their breasts, all desire to ever talk to a girl is gone."
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(151)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Inflation threatens EverQuest economy
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(77)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Debbie does Dallas: the musical
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(41)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Economy will be saved by the plastic religious knick-knack industry
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
17% of land on Earth available
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(57)
 
(oddtodd.com)
 
 
 
Odd Todd Halloween
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(27)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Chief Justice testifies that "God created the separation of church and state." so the government must recognize God
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(146)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Sniper: "Your children are not safe anywhere at any time"
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(254)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Having a hard time hitting websites? The Internet is under attack
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Former Louisiana governor checks in for his 10 day stay in federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison
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(27)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tips to prevent you from being a sniper target (but exposing you to every other crime)
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(90)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In Orange County, it's Ok to moon passing trains. 3,000 people show up to do it this year
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(19)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Farker Padraig just resigned from his hell job. Please let him feel less alone by sharing your hell-job stories. Voting enabled
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(155)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Generic boobies post (not safe for work)
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(71)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
3 time Olympic figure skater Kyoko Ina faces lifetime suspension and $1 million fine for not being able to pee at 10:30 p.m
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(54)
 
(Playboy.com)
 
Boobies
 
Rapper Xzibit shoots for Playboy (not safe for work)
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's kid
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(111)
 
(Ask Men)
 
 
 
For men: How to get rid of bad friends
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Drjacabo's sister is getting married on Saturday, and he's been asked to give a toast, but he's got a block. So help the kid out. Voting enabled. Link goes nowhere
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(170)
 
(News 8 Austin)
 
 
 
Employee fired from Chick-fil-A for refusing to pray to Jesus. Lawsuit ensues
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(289)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oldie but goodie - The Bill of No Rights
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(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption Kobe at the World Series
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(88)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran: Death to Saddam
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(96)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Researchers develop clothes that can hear things coming towards you
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(46)
 
(Waymore Sports)
 
 
 
Zambonehead streaker picture was already Photoshopped to remove weener; pulled from circulation. Editor: "He shouldn't have touched that darn thing."
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(80)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Son of Sam says he is also a victim of DC sniper. No, but he should be
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(108)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FARK: My how she's evolved
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(265)
 
(Popcap.com)
 
 
 
Popcap has a new game in beta
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Another shooting in Maryland... may be asshat sniper again
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(431)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists create scary apples for Halloween
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(32)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
He-Man, Skeletor, and Mario Lopez. Together at last.
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(25)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Daniel Goddard, oo la la (who cares if the show sucks)
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these trekkers
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(101)
 
(SPTimes)
 
 
 
We can rename the legislature 'Bruce'. We can make the Supreme Court wear funny hats
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cop sentenced after being caught on tape singing about crime
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA warns not to wear "decorative contact lenses"; you'll put your eye out, kid
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(63)
 
(Gazeta.Ru)
 
 
 
Russian officer sentenced for beating privates with dildo (
source: gazeta.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Errant mass email from executive office of President calling House Democrats "doddering" "senile" "do-nothing... yo-yos" arrives to in-boxes of Hispanic Dems
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(56)
 
(Lake City Reporter)
 
 
 
Woman shot in ass when gun falls into toilet; just got home from firearm safety class
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(50)
 
(Some Tech Geek)
 
 
 
A morality tale which more broadly shows the difference in approaches to most things between the Europeans and the Americans, and it demonstrates quite clearly why the American philosophy is more successful. (Somewhat technical)
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(418)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rosie countersues for $125m. That'll buy a boatload of Ring Dings
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(33)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
"Son of Sam" who claimed his neighbor's dog had ordered him to kill, speculates as to the DC area sniper's sanity
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Radiohead is best act in the world
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(244)
 
(http://news.com)
 
 
 
Judge rules ADA does not apply to Internet
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(52)
 
(via /.)
 
 
 
New Cray supercomputers will use AMD CPUs. Intel surrenders. Well, not really, but we're sure they're pissed off...
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(89)
 


Mon October 21, 2002
(SALTYT)
 
Weeners
 
New French Vogue features first male full frontal ad (not safe for work)
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(245)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
A collection of Jack Chick's Halloween works (some repeats)
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman shot after she lets her kid play with a gun so he will eat his soup
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Snoop Dog & His Puppies w/voting
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Jesus tells man to close porn store
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
U.S. intelligence officer injured by Russian laser
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Green)
 
 
 
Everything you didn't care to know about asparagus
source: asparagus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
The smartest state rankings. New Mexico surrenders
source: morganquitno.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(222)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
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The Penis Song, with animation
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College football's BCS rankings announced
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For you folks that don't like repeats (and those of you that like to make fun of them)
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US urges Saddam to visit Virginia gas stations
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Evidence of Jesus' existence found
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Baseball's all time greats. TSG mugshot style
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Email Prank: Something Awful vs. Nigeria and/or Asia
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Pictures from Christina Aguilera's "Dirty" video (not quite safe for work)
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Internet cat torturer gets slap on the wrist
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Greenpeace ship vs. Russian nuclear submarine
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Families rejoice at the monster truck wedding.
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The first Homestar Talkie: Who wants parsnips?
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The stupidist state?
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Sniper leaves lengthy message for police after latest shooting
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New Strong Bad email
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Saints fan runs onto field to autograph 49er's jerseys
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Angry passenger steals train's keys
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Springsteen appointed new American-German ambassador. France surrenders.
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Senators warned not to golf because of snipers. The rest of you can go right ahead
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Giants 10, Dwarves 11
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