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Sun October 20, 2002
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(Some Morbid Guy)
 
 
 
The Lego museum of horrors
source: legodeath.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Asshat kills 2, wounds 8 in Aussie school shooting
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Uncle Scoopy)
 
Boobies
 
J-Lo hires a professional nipple tweaker.
source: scoopy.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(whataweenerlessweek)
 
Weeners
 
Model Alexander Romero's Yahoo. Photoalbum. sfw
source: photos.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of Australia proclaims that they will "get the bastards" involved in the Bali bombings. Yeah, he said "get the bastards"... how cool is that?
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Zambonehead
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(boxofficeprofits)
 
 
 
Top 50 horror movies of all time
source: boxofficeprophets.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew will be on Clyde Lewis's Ground Zero radio show starting at 11pm EST. Listen live via the link
source: clydelewis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(267)
 
(synearth)
 
 
 
Interesting essay on the concept of property and ownership
source: solutions.synearth.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Some Rednecks)
 
 
 
Mold in north Alabama schools so prevalent it could form intelligent life. At least something in AL schools is getting smarter
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bored spectator falls asleep, annoyed fans have him removed (with video)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
US company patents genes and stops Canadian from testing for breast cancer. Americans are scum.
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(402)
 
(ajc)
 
 
 
Free beer.. Yahoooo.
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two billboard ads
source: mansue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(synearth)
 
 
 
The Argument for synergic disarmament
source: futurepositive.synearth.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hooker Barbie, evil Barbie, Barbzilla and even Barbie of Borg
source: madville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Exploding Cigar)
 
 
 
New York wants giant ray gun to evaporate garbage
source: explodingcigar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Scholastic Review)
 
 
 
Test your news IQ
source: teacher.scholastic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This script will find evil in your name, whoever you are
source: lcamtuf.coredump.cx   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Technologically Savvy Addicts
source: gamedesigner.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(nopi.com)
 
Boobies
 
Lot of VERY tiny bikinis. (SFW....maybe)
source: nopi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New spam software causes pop-up ads on your screen even if browser is closed
source: saljournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(calgary.com)
 
 
 
Volleyball team stops carjacking, saves toddler and her mother
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
188 Pics of Elle-not safe for work. 188..
source: babezone.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Real Windows Longhorn Screenshots
source: icrontic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alabama town on cutting edge of environmentalism
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Study shows that eating right, exercising, and not smoking leads to unhealthy blood pressure levels
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
New xbox game costs $200 and comes with a 40 button controller, my thumbs surrender
source: cgi.argusleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Research identifies four types of dad
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Another man dies playing video games, this time for 32 hours continuously
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(boxofficemojo)
 
 
 
Madonnas gutbusting Swept Away making upwards of 120 dollars per theater
source: boxofficemojo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teachers fired after spending $2,000 in music funds to buy pretzels and beer
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
German scientists have found a significant piece of evidence linking cosmic rays to climate change
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton elected into Black Hall Of Fame
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Some 4x4'er)
 
 
 
4x4 acing game - steer with mouse
source: 4x4.lapoo.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the DVD cover for Episode 2
source: images.amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Low interest in politics keeps young adults away from polls" - In other news the sky is blue
source: argusleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newfoundland and Labrador to secede from Canada
source: dawn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bow & arrow hunter kills man trying to steal his car
source: madville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
King of Norway stopped for speeding in the royal personal vehicle
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Neighbors permit man to keep his pet cat, even though it weighs 900 pounds and can haul animals up in to trees
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Pentagon is going to train Saddam's opponents; apparently they want to a repeat of the overwhelming sucess found in previous instances of this
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(272)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
An interview with The Unknown Comic
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants win game 1 of World Series
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 


Sat October 19, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson is proud of his butt and is 'titillated' when wearing skirts
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Another shooting. Could be asshat sniper again
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(518)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's going on behind the President's Back?
source: 216.136.200.194   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever been down I-95? Then you know what this is
source: roadsideamerica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Why agricultural subsidies hurt poor nations
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(315)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bengals wary of going out in public
source: bengals.enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bid today on lunch with Salma Hayek, Arnold, or even Hamtaro. Proceeds go to helping kids succeed in school and prepare for life
source: missionfish.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(thetowntalk.com)
 
 
 
Cab driver chases down world's dumbest counterfeiters
source: thetowntalk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Streisand calls Saddam "Iranian"
source: drudgereportarchives.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Listentome.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop/Caption this and win a Blazing Saddles DVD
source: listentome.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this movie poster from "Welcome to Collinwood"
source: welcometocollinwood.warnerbros.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mug shot of the guy who misled police about Home Depot sniper
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
photoshop this farker's roommate hard at work
source: 216.136.200.194   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(RTCC)
 
 
 
Right Field Sucks takes on The World Series
source: rightfieldsucks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Ireland Online)
 
 
 
Rugby player shot in ass during game. Keeps playing
source: breakingnews.iol.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photshop whatever the hell this is
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
F-14 Tomcat breaking sound barrier (classic mpeg)
source: draglist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Definitive guide to keeping an elephant happy. #1 - don't call them fat, they're "big boned"
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Injured police dog gets blood donations from other police dog
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After seeing pics of recent Moscow Fark party Scotland decides to ban nudity in saunas
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man violates parole by pushing stroller with beer keg down street
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Olala)
 
Boobies
 
65 galleries of models. Not safe for work
source: olala.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Computer mocks champion chess player during match using Shakespeare. Skynet one step closer to becoming self-aware
source: chessbase.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Direct Magazine)
 
 
 
Two guys are going to send back 1 million AOL CDs
source: directmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Some Clydesdale)
 
 
 
The beer song
source: thebeersong.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Terrorism check nets Christmas trees filled with weed
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(megastar.co.uk)
 
 
 
Soon, we may be able to send each other farts through our phones
source: megastar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 


Fri October 18, 2002
(Some Fat Guy)
 
 
 
Four scariest words ever. "Richard Simmons Collectable Dolls"
source: palleyd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Small webcasters who got the short end of the stick by the RIAA saved by conservative superhero Jesse Helms
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
ex-l33t hax0r Kevin Mitnick's laptop for sale
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Rowdy pubs to serve beer in plastic glasses
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Cheese could be used as disease delivery system
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(psu.edu)
 
 
 
Research shows that the slower your Internet porn downloads, the more aroused you get
source: psu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
World Oil Exchanges Burning Up
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Latest titillating talk radio topic: The magic condom
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Scientists find tiny alien space probe, may hail from a tiny planet
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery now on a new server. Would like ol' "Fark Stress Test"
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're going to engage in human trafficking, obey the speed limit
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Skater)
 
 
 
Die rollerbladers... Die...
source: dlxsf.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Miami.com)
 
 
 
Apparently setting clocks to the correct time is more difficult in Miami than other places
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Keys News)
 
 
 
Key West to allow painted breasts and thongs at this year's Fantasy Fest
source: keysnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tagging demented patients like cattle is violation of human rights
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Indy Star)
 
 
 
Suicide mistaken for halloween decoration
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Seattle Weekly)
 
 
 
Recently booted from the clergy for molesting kids? Find a new job working with the emotionally vulnerable in the lucrative field of psychotherapy
source: seattleweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Chafing t-shirt tags ruining Mr. T's life
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(channel2000.com)
 
 
 
Frogs invade town where movie "Frogs" was filmed 30 years ago
source: newschannel2000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rap In The Hat
source: flowgo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
IBM's failed attempt to patent the art of using a public restroom
source: comment.zdnet.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Bloodsuckin' Boobies. A Vampirella gallery (safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Office desk turns into a giant pillow at touch of button
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man jailed for two days after refusing to remove fez in court
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Need some ideas for Halloween decorations? How about a $35K motion-activated giant?
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
N'Sync song played backwords: "I really got to eat penis"
source: reversespeech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer team hires ghostbuster to rid them of demons
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Oh no. Sean Penn is upset with Bush. All hail our celebrity masters.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
American fundamentalists say the dumbest things
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How reliable is ballistic fingerprinting? It's just another liberal bogus story..
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(229)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man builds 2 ton cannon that shoots pumpkins over a mile
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
US soldier in Afghanistan accidentally fires grenade at shipping container full of Coca-Cola
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(KCRA.com)
 
 
 
Candidate's family says they won't vote for him
source: thekcrachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Woman violated city code when she ratted on beer-drinking Iowa firemen
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Sale of NHL "sniper caps" to be stopped. In other news, the word "sniper" to be purged from the English language so as not to offend anyone
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(toledoblade.com)
 
 
 
Do-nothing Koalas eat through zoo's budget and sent packing
source: toledoblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Former MN Twin hall of famer Kirrrrrrrrrrby Puuuuckett charged with sexual assault
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(nbc-2.com)
 
 
 
Fire ants in patient's hospital bed almost went unnoticed, since patient is unable to talk
source: nbc-2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the pope and a bishop talking strategy
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Senator McCain too busy rehearsing for SNL to vote on $355 billion defense spending bill.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(202)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Mom makes son stand on street corner wearing "I didn't do my homework" sign
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(267)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists discover headbands like those worn by tennis players can protect you from steel beams fired at your head
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man shows up in court after being arrested for comments made with LIPA payment, ends up spending the night in jail on an old charge for walking his dog without a leash
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rage against the bank machine
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Kellogs)
 
 
 
Whats best for breakfast?
source: kelloggs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
107 Angie Everhart photos. not safe for work.
source: babezone.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
OJ no longer 100 Percent Sure he is innocent
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brits seek therapy from parrot
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Watch gold-digging, NASCAR-style
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(cockeyed.com)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, how to make a giant paper-mache Satan
source: cockeyed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newspaper wants photoshop contest for DC quarter, link goes to article.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the fallen NHL streaker
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Streaker disrupts hockey game, slips and falls on ice
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Church-goer gets head injury while undergoing faith healing, fails to win compensation
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Daily Thong)
 
Boobies
 
Yowza! Nice thong (nsfw)
source: dailythong.dhs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Solution to scratchy tags on back of T-shirts: Tagless T-shirts. P.S.: I do not have cancer
source: journalnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 


Thu October 17, 2002
(Snapple)
 
 
 
Snapple used to have a flavour named "Bali Blast"
source: snapple.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Last time two California teams played in the World Series was also the last time that a big Earthquake hit San Francisco. Anaheim to sacrifice Rally Monkeys to pacify Earthquake god
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
New York governor candidate Golisano wants to make pot legal for medicinal purposes. New Yorkers scrambling to get a worthy illness
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Restaurant where Robert Blake shot his wife plans murder mystery party
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
The "Blade Mistress" forums get all bitchy after SA reviews them
source: bmistress.hyperboards.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sales of new condom rising quickly
source: europe.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Photoshop the New AOL version 8.0 welcome screen
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Wife bites husband to death for sex refusal
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Note to self: Be careful removing a rifle from under someone's butt
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mountain Dew street sweeper shotgun rapid fires unopend 12oz cans at incredible speeds
source: birdman.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Aerosmith's Steven Tyler gets acting gig as Santa Claus
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
South African election candidate is being followed by man in chicken suit from the opposing party
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Huge brawl at youth football game involves drunken parents, angry teens, even small children
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you are going to kill your girlfriend, stuff her mumified remains in the closet, and hide out in Europe for 17 years, don't blame it on on the CIA and a secret mind control weapon
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 reasons Steve the Dell Dude should be axed
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Poll reveals that 72% of Americans believe in UFOs
source: scifi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(Go Memphis)
 
 
 
Meet the new pot, same as the old pot... except it doesn't get you high and you have to stick it up your butt
source: gomemphis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(News Tribune)
 
 
 
Missouri welfare hot line calls answerd in India
source: newstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Signs on San Diego)
 
 
 
Witnesses "intentionally misled investigators" with middle-eastern description of sniper
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(202)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
McDonalds McNetAccess trial run suspended due to too many McPornoPopups
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(boobs Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Whoose Boobs 35 - probably not safe for work
source: liquidgeneration.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
British couple suing local council for not informing them that the child they adopted was the son of Satan
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Bengals are so bad they may have violated a stadium agreement by failing to field a competitive team
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(42)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Ad firm takes $300,000 to come up with sucky state slogan: "Massachusetts...Make it Yours." Offer some other suggestions. Voting enabled
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(352)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Unfortunate ad at the bottom of page remembering those who died in Bali blast. (may get pulled, file is a pdf)
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new improved logo for bankrupt K-Mart
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(116)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
If that dirt fondler in Iraq can get 100% of the vote, why the hell can't Cliff Yablonski get elected to the PTA?
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(17)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin QB signs autograph saying the Badgers own Ohio State
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(69)
 
(toledoblade.com)
 
 
 
Defiance computers loaded with porn
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(66)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Old lady's bus pass returned to her with memo calling her "a miserable old cow"
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(83)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Saddam's election confused voters with butterfly ballots
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Utility worker accused of peeing on customer's sports-card collection
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ads for Fox series '24' pulled because of people complaining about crosshairs
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(116)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man keeps dead pet owl in freezer so he can be buried with him upon death
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nude photographer says models are stupid and boring
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(79)
 
(Cafepress)
 
 
 
"Go Fark Yourself" shirts on sale!
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(93)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Latest mug shot of the First Niece
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(96)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Alyssa Milano - even Tony Danza can't get over her (SFW)
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2 weeks til Halloween. Post your best costume ideas. (link goes to something to color while reading)
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(25)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell and girlfriend find time to buy sex toys during Women's Week
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(118)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Noelle Bush handcuffed, sentenced to 10 days in jail (with pics)
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The very first video game
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(140)
 
(wmtw.com)
 
 
 
Lawyer investigates whether state paid for convicted rapist's penile implant
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(30)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SA reviews Blade Mistress
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(22)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian lecturer demands to see more ugly people on TV
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stud QB
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(89)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man gets heat for comments mailed with LIPA payment
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(113)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Comedy Goldmine: Mystery books that never hit the shelves
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(35)
 
(thestranger)
 
 
 
Dan Savage freaks on Canada
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(95)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Band fakes technical problems to do shots backstage
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Priceline offering WIlliam Shatner Bobbleheads
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(47)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
When parking the world's fastest car, try not to scratch the $600,000 Lamborghini
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(112)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Anti-terrorism store opens near Ground Zero
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(49)
 
(icwales.co)
 
 
 
Wedding guest plays 'Here Comes The Bride' on mobile phone after organist fails to show up
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(29)
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
FDA approves EverQuest for use as a form of birth control
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(80)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Did something White House spokesman Ari Fleischer say spark sniper attacks?
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(161)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
95 people busted for using strip club as voter registration address
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some farker wants to name his 8 week old Golden Retriever. Needs suggestions
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(437)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea admits to its secret nuke program
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(248)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saudis get prison sentence drastically reduced for memorizing Koran
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(56)
 


Wed October 16, 2002
(ClickOnDetroit)
 
 
 
Teens party at million-dollar home and throroughly trash the place (with pictures of damage)
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(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Musician Ryan Adams kicks some guy out of his concert for requesting a Bryan Adams song.
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(259)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a surprise for these shoppers
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Teenagers are always pissy because they are emotionally and socially inept
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dell dude's reign of terror to continue
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(96)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland began ballistic fingerprinting two years ago. No crimes solved yet, but the computers are bitchin'
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(90)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
More than 50% of British crematoriums have been victims of deadly pacemaker explosions, some strong enough to blow oven doors off
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DC Sniper saved us from another crappy Joel Schumacher flick
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(78)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Research reveals roller coasters don't cause brain damage. Brain damage actually caused by being subjected to stupid research
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(19)
 
(Staten Island Advance)
 
 
 
Thieves make off with 2,000 lb granite slab. Chiropractor alert status upgraded to code orange
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(29)
 
(Stuff Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
MTV VJ Abby gets picked up off the street, undresses (mostly safe for work)
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some farker wants to know what your fondest/scariest/funniest Halloween memory is. With voting. Link goes to jackolantern.com
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horse named Budweiser falls into unused septic tank (with pic)
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(27)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
NBA has Laker Girls, NFL the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. NHL introduces the 'Ice Girls'
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 tips to turn Halloween into an evening of bible-based evangelism
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shock as Saddam 'wins 100% of vote'
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(189)
 
(Pizza Guy)
 
 
 
Where is the best pizza in your town?
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(345)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Online gambling sites predict election outcomes more accurately than polling results
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bush to study gun fingerprinting
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(231)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Despite a slumping economy, the number of massage parlors in Japan have more than doubled
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(36)
 
(Bristol Evening Post)
 
 
 
British milk industry to rebrand it's top product as "M" then sell it at more than double the current price
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(44)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Feedback about the mom who caught her teenage daughter with a dildo
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(99)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bull sperm sorter now used to allow parents pick their baby's gender
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists discover calling joke 'world's best' depletes its humour content by 90%
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 wackiest lawsuits
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(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man hit while chasing half-full beer can across freeway
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(87)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco woman willing to trade her World Series tickets for sperm
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(61)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
College prof solves problem of cell phones ringing in class by personally answering any student's phone that rings
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(157)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Nude photos of former Miss North Carolina turned in to the courts. This sounds like a job for The Smoking Gun..
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(45)
 
(IGN)
 
Boobies
 
Episode II DVD screen captures, including Senator Amidala's Royal Headlights
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(121)
 
(B.F. New Mexico)
 
 
 
Woman on oxygen lights up a cigarette, hilarity ensues
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Lesser-known Superheroes
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(118)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sniper doesn't convince White House that ballistic fingerprinting is a good idea, nation participates in spontaneous forehead slap
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(457)
 
(Dynamix.net)
 
Boobies
 
Hsu Chi (Shu Qi) not safe for work
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(64)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York raises tax on cigarettes from 8 cents to $1.50. Sales drop 64% in 3 months
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(139)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Miracle shirt turns losers into babe magnets
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(84)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sniper's police level hits 6 stars
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(129)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In today's precarious economy, charities seeking to raise money are finding that bake sales just don't cut it anymore. But stripping sure does.
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(74)
 
(Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
The latest goings on in Arcata California; now with prose
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(31)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Brewery strike may leave Norway without beer
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Testing,Suggestions, Best Photoshops needed for fark inspired 3D Tank Game,to be released next week. (Playable as Beta)
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(56)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Retailers refuse to sell game with boobies. Games with murder, dismemberment, and other gore still ok
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. will try and strongarm Canada into not relaxing marijuana laws
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(337)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Saturday Supercade Cartoon Show. Starring Donkey Kong, Q*Bert, Frogger, and anyone else who collected bonus points
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Video
 
Video of ad paid for Montana Democratic Party insinuating that the Republican Senate candidate was gay
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(70)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
US press ignores Australia's pain
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(197)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Study indicates dirty school bathrooms cause poor student performance
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Live nude sheds. 100% Hot wet shed action, right here
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Glamour shots. Pretty women. Not quite safe for work
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(18)
 
(Some Cool Guys)
 
Boobies
 
Voluptuous vixens in supremely alluring swimwear. Many naked. All free. Categorized for your convenience. No pop-ups. Two million kittens reported dead worldwide. Most definitely not safe for work. God, I love the Internet
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(88)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Calling the sniper a 'Middle Eastern terrorist' would cause everybody to freak out
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packer reaches plea on charges of deficating in laundry basket
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chart shows how Europeans view their neighboring states
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(60)
 
(Some Reverend)
 
 
 
Raising the bar on jokes in poor taste
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(43)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Gun Control is silly: Americans will kill people either way
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(286)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Asshat father reports child missing after leaving kid at a crackhouse for 11 hours to go buy crack
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld OKs military assist in sniper hunt. Look for Predator spy drones in the Beltway soon
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(204)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists unveil new weapon in the war against gravity: crabs
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(38)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man defends himself after being caught having sex with traffic cone, only did it because he couldn't find a pair of sneakers to screw
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(94)
 


Tue October 15, 2002
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The number one IMDB search result for "sniper, god, tarot"
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(94)
 
(north.cbc.ca)
 
 
 
For sale: Enough pig poop to fill four swimming pools
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sadaam's brigade of portrait painters running out of ideas. Photoshop some new ones for him
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(173)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Can AOL be saved?
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AOL decides that pop-ups aren't the best way to satisfy subscribers
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(64)
 
(Clarion Ledger)
 
 
 
Sports psychologists hired by the Jacksonville Jaguars aren't really psychologists. George O'Leary feels a head-coachin
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(30)
 
(Connecticut Review)
 
 
 
College students grandmothers more likely to die suddenly just before a student takes an exam than at any other time of year
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(46)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
You can't have sex in Georgia unless you're married
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(127)
 
(Saddam Guy)
 
 
 
Iraq holds election. Saddam is favored, but Saddam coming on strong
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Killer Russian bears attacking people with rock slides
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(RollCall)
 
 
 
Republican candidate's husband and staffer caught stealing opponent's campaign signs
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sign this petition asking the President to replace Monday night football with pig racing
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(62)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Football coach claims other team put laxatives in water cooler
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(55)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Yankees and Braves made $1 million from fans by not refunding "handling charges" paid for advance playoff tickets
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(72)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Because you can't show bare midriffs when you have to wear weird long Mormon underwear, Nordstrom holds a special fashion show for Mormon girls
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(307)
 
(evansville courier)
 
 
 
When out walking your parrot, don't try to follow it down the chimney of a nearby grocery story. Police might suspect burglary.
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(24)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Despite the handicap of losing Lance Bass, NASA completes space station work
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Snipers worried that DC shootings are giving them a bad name
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(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the New York Linux Users Group
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(141)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Southern delicacy: fried twinkies
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yukko the Clown challenges sniper. Plans to wear bright red target at gas station later today
source: damnshow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Ingride the Best Living Toilet" among obscene titles seized by feds at JFK airport
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
For sale: Become a Moderator for a Month!!!!!!!!! Ends in less than 24 hours
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(113)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Snake survives in alcohol bottle for a year - hilarity ensues
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
British shoppers confronted by Dalek telling them to save energy (with pic)
source: leicestermercury.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remote Alaskan village shocked when teens trade the town's berries for weed
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another traveller's woes with Delta's lost luggage system
source: frederickfrank.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virginia police confirm latest shooting is the work of the sniper
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(501)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why are wide receivers such jerks?
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Elivra's giving up the ghosts
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to assault a cop in Iowa, don't use a combine
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover redheads have lower pain threshold. Still no cure for cancer
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create your own Crappy Plastic Mask halloween costumes (link goes to a "Tattoo" Crappy plastic mask costume)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(kron4.com)
 
 
 
Extremely large-ass pumpkin wins World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off
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(38)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Nothing better than walking home naked
source: jacksonville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(forbes.com)
 
 
 
Major U.S. retailers shunning sales of video game that features humping pink poodles
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
Obscene texter caught when he dials wrong number with government-issue phone
source: gq-magazine.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(A Tick that is Tocking)
 
 
 
Men have a biological clock too; the bell tolls at 35
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(PC World)
 
 
 
International authorities closing in on Nigerian email scammers
source: pcworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Duct tape found to cure warts. Also makes for a cheap bikini wax
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fat elvis for Halloween
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(106)
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
Man wins lottery twice with same numbers
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(55)
 


Mon October 14, 2002
(North End Waterfront)
 
NewsFlash
 
Giants head to the all-California world series
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Astronaut stuck in orbit with too many shrimp
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pavarotti: not enough food in world. Opera singer to fight world hunger
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dude, you're done. Dell gives Steven the boot
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Sniper strikes again; Woman shot in head in front of Falls Church, VA, Home Depot
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(653)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Asian chicks with pinnochio noses (not safe for work)
source: pinocchia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Significant food source not being tapped: Insect meat
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drinking beer and wine may help reduce dementia
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Iranian cleric wants all infidel dogs arrested
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The Corporate Mofo Guide to Urban Off-the-Grid Living, Part 3
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