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Sun October 13, 2002
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three simple words: Live. Nude. Cats
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Fun volleyball game (level 5 - watch the girls play naked)
source: albinoblacksheep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Satellites help track West Nile virus
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SB)
 
Boobies
 
Who likes redheads? Who likes cheerleaders? I do, I do (not safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker needs to buy a video card under $150, which is best?
source: pricewatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this matador getting gored in the thigh by a bull.
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rabbit)
 
 
 
Bunnies!
source: rabbit.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(GrouchyMedia)
 
 
 
Die Terrorists Die! (link on top) Lyrics NSFW
source: grouchymedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Anaheim Angels heading for the World Series
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the suspected sniper truck composite
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photshop this ad for a new channel all about martial arts movies
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to give and avoid receiving effective headbutts
source: stickgrappler.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazillians take their democracy seriously - this guy dressed up just to vote
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Makers of chew settles with dude with tongue cancer. Dude was not available for comment
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy with a fishhook going through his cheeks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this matador "getting the point"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jumping soccer guy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ballistics infographic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this batboy tipping his hat.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Farker arrives too late to board flight....phones in bomb threat.....won't be able to board flight until he gets out of prison
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
A Ruptured Cometary Globule
source: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic from Jackie Chan new movie
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Man does NOT hire call girl... daughter does NOT arrive. Stop posting this crap
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Beltway sniper caught on tape?
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The roll-your-own' industry is becoming huge
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top American historian Stephen Ambrose dies at 66
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Computer glitch gives inmates thousands of extra dollars. Inmates buy TV's and honeybuns
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Sadam has a $8billion budget nuke? France can afford it, but they surrender anyways...
source: technologyreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He is ... the Sun God. I am ... ROFL
source: sungodsuniverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders CEO Is Most Powerful Women In Sports - 'Despised' By Threatened Male Counterparts
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An Asian hotornot type site....
source: ratethisasian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pak News)
 
 
 
Who thinks Jerry Falwell should STFU? Show of hands please..
source: paknews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Git me the stun gun Mildred - Damn kid's gonna be late fer school agin
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Horny Guy)
 
Boobies
 
I love me some college babes (not safe for work)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
English soccer fans kick some Slovakian ass
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
RIAA sleeze amend "internet radio freedom bill" to "internet radio pay me" bill. France actually pissed; hasn't surrendered yet
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
People wouldn't be shot from behind by snipers if they had alot of guns
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Another head tattoo for sale
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bob Huggins returns to coaching after a heartattack. Conference USA surrenders, and oh yeah, Duke Sucks
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Serial killers' feel more invincible the longer they get away with crimes
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kitten Hunter)
 
Boobies
 
Whitout boobies there is no life... Here's Josie Maran
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Courtney Cox is soon to be single again. Everyone ready your imagination
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For Sale: Two men for 12 hours
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Got Boobies? I give you Playmate Dalene Kurtis. I hate kittens anyway. (not safe for work)
source: ifrance.com
 
(Independent)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bomb in Bali kills 54, injures 120; God calling it quits
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orange-today.co.uk)
 
 
 
Siberian tiger blessed at a cathedral in Paris. Wailing and baring his teeth the whole time
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bent Banana)
 
Boobies
 
Check out this cute little minx. (not safe for work)
source: bentbanana.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kill a kitten every day. For those who are at work: NS
 
(Some Pup)
 
 
 
Looking for a cute widdle puppy? Go here, not a breeder. These poor things need homes
source: web1.petfinder.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
28 people exposed to radiation at Florida nuclear plant
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Bush team is incompetent when it comes to the economy
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Visit CIGNA's website, help cure cancer.
source: snopes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Lawyer)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis duped, didn't need permission to use another movie's title. Link goes to US Copyright Office's policy on titles of works
source: copyright.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker needs to buy a game console. Which one is best?
source: xilinx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(dailymail.com)
 
 
 
White House e-mail calls Byrd 'senile'. Also rips Hispanic leaders
source: dailymail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bomb explodes outside nightclub in Bali; 28 dead so far and hundreds injured
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this polygraph inforgraphic
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Idaho residents tired of stepping in meadow muffins kidnap stray cows
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Investigators release truck images in search for sniper (with pics)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes Magazine)
 
 
 
A list of the 15 richest fictional characters, from Scrooge McDuck to Batman to Santa Claus
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Atlantis found off coast of Cuba....Navy Seals to try to recover laser death ray to use on Hussein
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(iWon.com)
 
 
 
Iraq warn U.N. inspectors that U.S. manipulation is not allowed (i.e. Don't find anything.)
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Senator)
 
 
 
Bill to begin military draft introduced to Congress
source: thomas.loc.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MapQuest)
 
 
 
Directions to Richard Simmons house
source: maps.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
4/5 Dentists say sniper has teeth. More Stupid polls.....
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Illinois Town Honors Albino Squirrels; Cliche kitty unmentioned
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doug moon is a thinker, a philosopher, and a total nut
source: dougmoon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Colin Powell decried as doing nothing but serving his master. Black peoples' right to individual thought surrenders
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Family Values: Couple forgets about child in car, child dies
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bra City)
 
Boobies
 
Some pretty ladies in their underwear (not safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kittens surrender. Large collection of free boobie pics (not safe for work)
source: diltrix.free.fr
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man invents security system for ATMs. Banks reject security system. Man starts counterfeiting bank cards instead
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Buying a $600k house to grow pot growing in popularity. $4.26, 4.26, 4.31..
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat October 12, 2002
(Grey Archive)
 
 
 
An English-to-Japanese list of dirty terms for people wanting to write naughty anime stories
source: greyarchive.com
 
(Some Fat Guy)
 
 
 
Brits are lazier than Americans and don't work out as much: that's why they have to invent gimmicky exercise machines
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Minnesota Twins Torii Hunter catching some seriously mad air
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Homeowner ready with shotgun when burglars strike for third time in as many days. They forgot to flush the toilet
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like cats? Enjoy pattern matching? Then you'll love "Kitty Flips". WARNING: Do not attempt this with real kittens - it's mean
source: tomandphil.myby.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Archaeologists are puzzled who is the foundling: an extraterrestrial or just a retarded child
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The things we used to believe. Sweet website devoted to childish beliefs
source: iusedtobelieve.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
How NOT to start an ancient religion
source: tektonics.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miracle Max)
 
 
 
Which "Princess Bride" character are you?
source: paradox.of.arden.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Lush)
 
 
 
For you drunken farkers - every drinking gadget you could ask for
source: drinkinggadgets.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
C-3P0s - Star Wars' first-ever interstellar breakfast cereal.
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Rat)
 
 
 
Think you're good at mazes?
source: snohomish.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
Brew This Drinking Games. Grab or ferment a beer
source: brewthis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
Weeners
 
Researcher finds no link between shoe size and weener size; vows to look for another way for farkettes to size men up
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Muslims punishing Bush for his foreign policy by not buying Coke and Pepsi
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Guy runs around on field during Angels-Twins game
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Weekend link - Become a Fark moderator for a month
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis to star in Die Hard 4, Hollywood is running out of....well, you know
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Bizarre lights indicate mysterious civilization beneath the ocean
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Addictive-as-hell spear-tossing game. France surrenders
source: games.alentus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you dare call this baby tapir "ugly-ass"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finland blast terrorist was teen student
source: europe.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Help caption what in the hell is going on in Bob Dylan's mind
source: entertainment.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins is down with leveling Iraq
source: launch.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Goat butted a census agent. The population census is being continued in Russia
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Weather Guy)
 
 
 
This is your tropical storm on drugs
source: wunderground.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Traffic jams vanish If you make 20% of drivers smarter
source: nature.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Racism conference that expelled all non-blacks now asking white community to pay $200,000 conference debt for them
source: barbadosadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Windows XP from A to Z
source: kellys-korner-xp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Game Spot)
 
 
 
The history of video games
source: gamespot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Collection of curiosities, wonders and trivia related to prime numbers.
source: primes.utm.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Steamed Coot)
 
 
 
Forward Looking Technology
source: enginion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Niven Fan)
 
 
 
for sci-fi fans: Short story exploring physicality in a post-physical culture
source: drizzle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(spaceflightnow.com)
 
 
 
Space Shuttle to be run by Metropolitan Transit Authority
source: spaceflightnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Is the glass half full or half empty?
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Europe, Japan to go to the moon. Let's all welcome them to the 1960s
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(newsday.com)
 
 
 
Most serial killers trip themselves up by doing incredibly stupid things
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Lincoln Log)
 
 
 
The Lego phenomenon gets out of hand - Lego harpsichord?
source: henrylim.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(newsday.com)
 
 
 
Newly declassified documents released during Cuban Missile Crisis conference reveal just how close to nuclear war the world came
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bumper sticker theology wars reach critical mass
source: shipoffools.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(spaceflightnow.com)
 
 
 
Single picture proven to have captured both subjects at different eras in time (with pic)
source: spaceflightnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Idiot losses $93 million at casino. Girlfriend PO'd. Loser not coming back
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houses proposes boost in NASA spending for nuclear jet propulsion research. Flying cars imminent
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sony's cyber dog Aibo gets a face recognising upgrade. Now smarter than most old people
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yet another Lego adaption of a forgotten classic
source: snowcrest.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rense)
 
 
 
Iran calls for a 100 million man Islamic miltia to be formed for an asswhupping from Israel
source: rense.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(orange-today.co)
 
 
 
George punched in face during stage show, Bungle & Zippy look on in disbelief
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Fremen)
 
 
 
What you get when you mix The Bible, Star Wars and Dune. My brain surrenders
source: anycities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(tremble.org)
 
 
 
Wanna be up on the latest musical subgenres? Check out this Beginner's Guide to Electoclash
source: phinnweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NASA Shuttle Finds 1,750,000 Year Old Man-Made Bridge (with pic)
source: rense.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Muslim fired for taking ten minutes to pray
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sam DeLuca)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion in Finland kills 6, injures 55
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, a Game that appeals to the intellect. "Bikini Karate Babes has action, comedy, sex appeal and strategy, all wrapped up in a tight little package."
source: bikinikaratebabes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U>S. Embassy guard tackles suicide bomber and DOESN'T let go
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
One of 3 actual rocket belts dissappears leaving a trail of death and intrigue. Green Goblin?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop old school video game moments that never happened. Link goes to a cliche example
source: members.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri October 11, 2002
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Judge determines woman's sex life is worth $2,000
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Chicken)
 
 
 
Police take 300 dozen eggs from homecoming fun-lovers
source: wisinfo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police: Fake 'Lactation Technician' Gropes New Moms
source: thelouisvillechannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alabama ban on sex toys is struck down as unconstitutional
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
German zoo employees busted for trying out new recipes
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Contact lenses are going to stare down all Halloween costume competition this year. Got catseyes?
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
New Worm Spreading through MSN Messenger System
source: infoworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pasadena Star News)
 
 
 
California Dreaming? Median-priced home is now $344,300
source: pasadenastarnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ananova.com)
 
 
 
Religious reality show will feature a goat sacrifice
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Fight your favourite words in this amazing test of search power.
source: googlefight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Joe)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely GI Joe action figures
source: 216.136.200.194   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Farmers use 15 meter fireball to deter fruit bats
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Skateboard injuries doubled in recent years
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
See the Michigan man who violated a pumpkin. Guess they don't call it a "Jack-o" Lantern for nothing
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Electrical device fights cancer by killing tumors.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Teams forced to play in empty stadiums
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Body found in Paris hospital basement, France surrenders
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man robs Pepsi truck, fills house with Pepsi and takes pictures
source: phonelosers.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How did your Senator Vote vs Iraq?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UFO resembling a �flying coffin� caught on Malaysian airport cam(with pics)
source: dailyexpress.com.my   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Jealousy is genetic
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian inmates want to start chocolate factory, sale to be donated to charity
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France to slap 93% tax on prOn films. France surren...never mind
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists "rediscover" lemon juice as a contraceptive. On a related note, people who shave now scream more during sex.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Guy doesn't like judge's decision, pulls a Tyson and bites off part of court officer's ear
source: newsday.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man shows up at police station with firecracker and nail in his penis. In his penis.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock market in America has bears and bulls, Singapore has crocodiles
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AeroSquid)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Create a heart warming Xmas movie poster. Link goes to fictional but plausible example
source: milgrrls.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Whitie)
 
 
 
The Fighting Whities now have their own beer
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WUSA-TV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Person shot at an Exxon outside Fredericksburg, VA. Police have I-95 and the Beltway at a near stand-still
source: wusatv9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marijuana use attributed to 20% of road accidents in USA
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Romanian authorities impound panties imprinted with Virgin Mary
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man tips off cops to porn ring after seeing wife in video
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: The goons go fruity with produce labels
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Guardian)
 
 
 
How to avoid the Beltway Sniper; run around while doing daily activities
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
Turkey Testicle Festival. I am not making this up
source: dmregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
History of Tarot Cards
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Hi dad, says call-girl at the hotel-room door. Dad keels over. And Mom was not impressed
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court rules against porn movie birth
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hell's Angels founder fighting off cancer, while telling the story about the time he put a gun at Keith Richards' ribs and made him play at Altamont
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(heathbaby.com)
 
Weeners
 
Amazing Heath Ledger site. Drool like you're 14 again
source: heathbaby.com
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter wins Nobel Peace prize
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Irish Guy)
 
 
 
From the land of saints and scholars: famous Irish quotes
source: bazza.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British soccer player claims teletubbies keep him sane
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Space Dude)
 
 
 
What should be the first words spoken on Mars?
source: newmars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man Receives Lost Wallet 27 Years Later
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some AWPer)
 
 
 
Photoshop bait to catch the MD sharpshooter. (link goes to inspiration)
source: snipersparadise.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Did you ever want that special refrigerator designed by Billy Idol? Well here it is
source: members.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
City Cracks Down On Chiropractic Prostitution Rings
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Learn a new recently coined word every day
source: wordspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sign the world is becoming more civil; coffee now allowed through airport security
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu October 10, 2002
(AromaJet)
 
 
 
Send your farts over the internet. (I guess you can send nice smells too, but who cares?)
source: aromajet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Get it while's hot, Ryan Ambrose Cooper's Virginity
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Death tarot card
source: that.dyndns.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan museum planned. Dylan unavailable for comment. Not that we'd understand him if he was
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Oregonian wins 'extreme fan' contest by building Fenway Park replica in backyard - wins trip to World Series
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Bank hires high school kids to input data, like credit card numbers. Hilarity does not ensue. $30,000 worth of theft does. And an arrest
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
More Halloween baking goodness - Filler Bunny & Spooky bake Boo Berry cookies.
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN's Christiane Amanpour barred from entering either Iran or Iraq. Big brave Muslims are scared of a girl
source: sunspot.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Couple whose house is cause of neighborhood roach infestation ordered to move out so that house can be razed
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Loni Anderson says second-hand smoke gave her asthma
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Psychic tells woman her cat is dead, but the identity microchip finds him 350 miles away
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fairy Tales for the Erudite
source: physics.sfsu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Half Moon Bay)
 
 
 
The red legged frog will be saved thanks to 10,000,000.00 of our tax dollars
source: hmbreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
E. Coli powered microbial batteries.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Indy Star)
 
 
 
Burger King manager strip-searches 15-yr-old female employee based on prank phone call
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new Alabama quarter
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Among the allegations in a new book about Michael Jackson was he set fire to monkey in a voodoo practice and he paid both his wifes to marry him
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time.com)
 
 
 
What do we know so far about the sniper? We know that it gives Time magazine the excuse to write sensationalist, pointless crap like this
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Porn site age verification doesn't stop teens from killing kittens
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Asian craze: Tiny RC cars
source: extremetech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Plumbers. Purveyors of asscrack or, the new Aristocracy?
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Israeli busdriver held down a suicide bomber - then ran away. What would you do?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How many tacos can $3,200 buy?
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Misprint on traffic school brochure has ticket recipients calling hookers' sex line
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Unrealistic Expectations)
 
 
 
Farker not allowed to participate in Avon Cancer 3-Day walk in LA due to insufficient donations. Would like email sent in support of his right to walk
source: unrealisticexpectations.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mummified dog found in tree
source: savannahnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Economist)
 
 
 
The Economics of Adult Entertainment
source: economist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(enquirer.com)
 
 
 
Bengals coach Dick LeBeau says he'll jump in the Ohio River if the Bengals beat the Steelers Sunday. Many fans are encourging him to do so right now.
source: bengals.enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Lennon's Killer Gets to Stay in the Big House
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
What The President Wants People To Forget
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. abortion rate drops significantly
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jewish group finds Spock's porn "illogical"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(HalfBakery)
 
 
 
Cat ejection pack and more wacky cat devices
source: halfbakery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Why we liberals are all a bunch of hypocrites
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Genevieve Michelle. Two First Names. Two Boobies (Not safe for work)
source: equis.ya.com
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LA Kings finally retire Gretzky's number. Had to wait 3 years for team owner to get out of jail
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Juror who helped send James Traficant to jail now working on his re-election campaign
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Assailants of US marines hailed as "heroes" by many Kuwaitis
source: arabia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Silicon Valley)
 
 
 
LucasFilm employee arrested for circulating Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones over the internet before theatrical release.
source: siliconvalley.internet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who really did shoot J.R.? You'll soon find out, because Hollywood is so out of ideas that it's remaking "Dallas."
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
President Bush expands Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area at no cost to taxpayers
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Fake News)
 
 
 
Every murder in Maryland attributed to sniper
source: thefakenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Self-Loving Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop suggestions for a new muppet.
source: maddox.xmission.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Pornstar Savanna Samson becomes a wine critic. Gives new meaning to "full-bodied' and "supple"
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
County administrator forced to hire man who came to interview drunk
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Icebats.com)
 
 
 
Boobies, beer, banners, bats, brawls and blood. Austin Fark party 10-19. Link goes to Ice bats ticket packages 15 people = $16 floor tickets
source: icebats.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Excuse me sir, are those monkeys in your pants?"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Xiao Xiao)
 
 
 
New Xiao 9 flash game, get it now while you still can
source: hackernetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frito Lay reducing number of chips per bag
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(This is North Scotland)
 
 
 
PETA use 'dairy damaged' pokemon style trading cards to convince schoolkids the Milk gives them wind
source: thisisnorthscotland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bozeman Police report: Men in chicken and cow suits seen wandering
source: news.mywebpal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Dear Admin, the farkettes like to imagine doing naughty things to nice boys. Give us the John Cusack galleries we want to ravage him
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American tax dollars being spent on sending salsa in outer space
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Ana-Claudia Michels (not safe for work)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inventor designs a detector that reads baby's thoughts. Your dog wants steak
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some Farker's school's Tech Aids
source: sk.kenton.k12.ky.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Another Shooting in Manasas Virginia outside DC at gas station tonight
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not paying for stuff remains popular
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(theolympian.com)
 
 
 
Ghost hunter has been in business 20 years and has never seen a ghost
source: theolympian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
French to use satellite to automatically slow speeding cars by overriding driver control
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed October 09, 2002
(NYU News)
 
 
 
Gweneth Paltrow says her Brazilian bikini wax "changed her life."
source: nyunews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Creighton baseball coach has West Nile Virus
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Women's top ten sexual complaints
source: channels.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
TiVo destined for the ash heap of history
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Hoosier)
 
 
 
Letterman's bitching finally pays off - Kinda
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some kitten killer)
 
Boobies
 
Anna Nicole Smith before McDonalds (not safe for work)
source: freesexpics.tv
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Enrique Iglesias is butt-ugly in comparison with Anna Kournikova
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey mom, there's a geyser of crap in our backyard"
source: eveningnews24.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1st annual Dragon*Con parade mistaken for gay pride parade
source: revolutionsf.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TheAge)
 
 
 
It's now illegal to eat a dog in Australia
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois State Rifle Association blames Maryland sniper shootings on gun control advocates
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(STLtoday.com)
 
 
 
St. Louis Ram's Mike Martz still believes his 0-5 team will make the playoffs
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WestPress)
 
 
 
Swiss firm uses cows as walking advertisements
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Novels and poetry to be printed on toilet paper. What would be the most appropriate literature for this new medium? Voting enabled
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Woman's parked car is hit and pushed up onto sidewalk. Returns to find she has a parking ticket
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Top cop likes to hold meetings while naked in the locker room
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Islamic charity director jailed for being arab....er, I mean racketeering
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Become a Moderator for a Month!!!!!!!!! Auction ends 10/16
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Female serial killer says "I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all," before being exectued
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
First there were 2 Miss North Carolina's, then one, now there are none
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TheStar.com)
 
 
 
Renaissance man Leonard Nimoy is releasing a new book of nudie pictures
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
United States to admit they held open-air biological, chemical weapons tests. Guess where
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Defendant barred from his own trial after stripping naked in court
source: nbc4columbus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brits use old cooking oil as petrol in cars to avoid fuel tax. Caught by smell. Fined. May face 7 years in prison.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Groom pepper-sprayed after wedding reception brawl. TSG is there w/mugshot
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Alabama cops keep taking porn store's merchandise
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Seattle Drip)
 
 
 
Photoshop a ficticious action-packed terrorist flick
source: 216.136.200.194   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Happy Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Asia Carrera fixing her computer topless (not safe for work)
source: asiacarrera.com
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Spammers find yet another way to annoy us (with instructions on how to prevent it)
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Town has reputation for unfriendly street signs
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Playboy was once read for the articles
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Student editor still stunned by paper's "Big Ass Spanish Boat" error
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Californians mistake spider webs for alien take-over. Scientists tell them to lay off the crack
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Sleeping in a van, camping out, bothering neighbors. All in the name of Krispy Kreme
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Metal band plays for sheep, has to dodge poop piles
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
24-year-old South Korean man dies after playing computer games nonstop for 86 hours
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California liberals finally figure out that giving free food to the homeless only attracts more of them
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No to SEX on licence plates
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WBAL Channel 11)
 
NewsFlash
 
Another person shot in Maryland. Police don't know if it is linked yet.
source: thewbalchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ending an age-long dispute, England has finally returned a nautical toilet to Spain
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Now that Rosie O'Donnell is quitting her own magazine, PS the next big celebrity magazine
source: u.sbsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The government is no longer controlled by the people, but rather by multinational coporations
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pub owner repremanded for selling beer in litre pots
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Curry inhibits the growth of tumors.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The dangers of beer goggles
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(dailytrojan.com)
 
 
 
I am either deceased or passing gas
source: dailytrojan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Rugby boss forced to use cell phone after he gets trapped in the can during match
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Iraq officals having a hard time rallying nations to unite with them against America
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Crotchety Old Man)
 
 
 
Eastern KY counties coordinate Halloween schedules so kids can't Trick or Treat on multiple nights
source: dailyindependent.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Woman set to break freediving record set by her husband
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maybe Eminem is right. Moby starts a book club
source: cdnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Taiwan betel nut beauties showing thier boobies are making men drive off the road
source: europe.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
The UK has a hot new boy's game for sale. Sort of like Operation, but it's not her nose that flashes if you touch her in the wrong spot, if you know what I mean..
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WUSA)
 
 
 
Sniper asshat leaves first clue - a tarot card
source: 9wusa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 08, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A friend of Farker rhbaby was on Third Watch - did you see her? If so (or even if not so), drop NBC a line. Enough attention could lead to a boobies shot in her on-line gallery
source: kristenvermilyea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unlikely "The Sun is There" articles. Links goes somewhere the sun's never been
source: images.amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bra invented that makes boobs grow
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some sfw girl)
 
Weeners
 
Galleries of the hottest male celebrities. Something for all of the Farkettes. safe for work
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts to change name to "God". Denied. Tries "I Am Who I Am" instead. Approved
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge honors Bush's request, issues restraining order. Ports will reopen
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Iowa Channel)
 
 
 
Firefighters threaten resignation when told they can't have beer at station
source: theiowachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How John Edward does it
source: csicop.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"I hope that in having my dogs blessed that God somehow acknowledges the contribution these animals make to my life and the lives of others." Time for the annual blessing of the critters.
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Fish jumps right into the boat for dinner
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Pumpkin explodes during weigh in. Owner loses out on $3,000 prize
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(13abc.com)
 
 
 
30% of Toledo area convenience stores will sell beer to minors
source: 13abc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's real easy to win the sprint competition when you're the only competitor in the 95-99 year old age group
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Stephen King is calling it quits. Design a book cover or movie poster for a story that he never released
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AskMen.com)
 
 
 
The truth about Voodoo
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World record set for largest mass yodel
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Cat)
 
 
 
Telepathic communication with pets. Your dog wants steak
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
Man robs house, holds garage sale, gives out receipts
source: rutlandherald.nybor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(wsj.com)
 
 
 
SpongeBob is gay. Jerry Falwell said so
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon's pathetic big brother in sex bust
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Corporate CEOs act just like chimps
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Rainbow Brite's San Diego Zoo Adventure. Must be seen to be believed
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New reality show pits out of work guy against another out-of-work guy to see who gets to be the mop man at a strip joint
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Mighty Morphin' Power Boobies. Amy Jo Johnson (some not safe for work)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man drinks 20 pints of lager (plus spirits), holds up liquor store with a squash
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Babelfish adds Canadian and American to translation list
source: thetoque.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Shift)
 
 
 
Thanks to Meet My Folks and Fark.com, the line between reality and entertainment is becoming increasingly blurred. The result? A two-dimensional world.
source: shift.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's the best James Bond device ever? A recent poll says it's his magnetic watch that unzips dresses
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protesters who picketed a sex shop for five months have finally quit because they've helped boost its business
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man recognized for his fifty years as a jerk
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Grunge is the new hotness once again
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
The Sun presents: Day 2 of 003 Week (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Shopping can be just as good as a trip to the therapist
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"The question I have to ask is, if this man did not like his pigeon, why did he eat it all before making a complaint?�
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Fark Party Moscow pics. Russian and American Farkers meet in Russian Banya
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two icons keep the printing business going during tough economic times: Jesus Christ and Harry Potter
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Psychic John Edward doesn't care if people think he is a fraud
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you sell computer equipment or just have some sitting around, submit a bid to sell Fark some new equipment. Ends tomorrow noon EST
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies of the Month - Alison Eastwood (not safe for work)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
"Romantic Hero" and other nekkid men galleries. Not safe for work
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Monkey escapes Florida zoo
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SomethingAwful's Comedy Goldmine: "Biblical Endorsements." Jesus surrenders
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Bike racer misses team bus; rides 4 hours to join teammates
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(BBC)
 
 
 
John Lennon's killer to seek parole
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. Marine killed in Kuwait shooting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Granny claims she fought off 2 burglars, but actually made the story up for attention
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The problem some astronomers have with Quaoar is that there is no definition for 'planet'
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Special Ozzy mug shot raffle for Fark only
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
D.C. to get state quarter of its own. Tail side to feature man smoking crack
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Nudist group wants Tom Petty naked
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Asshat D.J. fired for Kile prank
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kenny Lofton giving five to a very small Giant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oldest Pussy in the world turns 25
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Cincinnati Bengals trying to figure out why they suck so bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With Halloween right around the corner, give us your most creative Halloween costume idea (with voting)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these anti-war protesters
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(Capitalism Magazine)
 
 
 
The Department of Energy is turning 25 this week. Despite an annual budget of $18 billion per year, the most memorable thing they've done is create a black market for Canadian toilets
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
The Corporate Mofo Guide to Off-The-Grid Urban Living, Part II
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Mon October 07, 2002
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Poison drummer likes to paint hotel toilets
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(AZCentral)
 
Boobies
 
Dairy cows get illegal 'boob jobs' for contests
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(Mississauga)
 
 
 
Man seatbelts case of beer, but not his son
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(UVA Nutjobs)
 
 
 
The Disciples of Bob Barker plan their cross-country trek to be with Bob
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New Mexico guy wins $100,000 Powerball jackpot and splits it with his boss. Comes up a $25,000 winner 15 months later.
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
"Lap dance" and "going commando" make it into the latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. Unfortunately, so do "Jedi," "Klingon," and "bling bling"
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
How do the airlines lose your bags so quickly and effectively? Let�s find out.
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(NOSBOIS)
 
 
 
National Organization to Shoot Bill O'Reilly Into the Sun
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Perpetual motion is alive and well at the U.S. Patent Office
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another fond childhood memory ruined forever: Mike Myers to play the Cat in the Hat. (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man dies after setting off booby traps inside own home
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While having a birthday party on railroad tracks, the obvious happens
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pooty Poot turns 50 today
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pastor holds church in sports bar
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ballistics link asshat sniper to today's shooting
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man plays dead in road to rob motorists (with smiling mug pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
What the hell is that extra planet doing there?
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't ask to speak to a supervisor
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(AVN)
 
 
 
The science of penis pumps (possibly not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Ms. No-Swimsuit Contests 2000, 2001, 2002 (not safe for work)
source: noswimsuit.com
 
(Unknown Player)
 
 
 
What would the world be like if H4x0rz r00led the w0rld? Link goes to examples
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(SFGate)
 
Weeners
 
Guy shows his weener-puppet on Live TV (safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lioness adopts yet another baby antelope
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tokyo to build world's tallest shaft
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(UncleSharky)
 
 
 
Pentagon says new bin Laden audiotape probably Rich Little
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
North Korea claims kidnap victims wanted to stay, then died under bizarre circumstances, then disappeared from their graves
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Mp3 of Governor Bush's "devious plan"
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Cliff Yablonski absolutely detests five new pages of asshats
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rent your very own Britney Spears look-a-like
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(dayton daily news)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs Service may be responsible for dramatic rise in price of Halloween costumes
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(IrvingPD)
 
 
 
Irving, TX police officer undercover uniform
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Punters drink 5.7 million litres of beer at this year's Oktoberfest
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
"Aliens signed the moon over to me." (pic of contract)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Networks won't let President Bush preempt their stupid tv shows tonight
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Guy joins marathon at midpoint, finishes 3rd
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkette Femme_Fatale has a ghost in her house. Her ghost story is posted in the thread. What should she do?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Now taking bids for new Fark server equipment. Bidding ends Weds Noon EST
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
The Sun presents: 003 Week (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
At no other time in history has the Democratic Party posed such a threat to American political ideals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jude Law's baby drops hit of X
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mickey Mouse squirms as Supreme Court decides whether 1998 copyright extension law is constitutional
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
Cell phones with cameras forbidden in Saudi Arabia
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Britney Spears's cans are leaking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some radio programmers refuse to play country song containing the lyrics "we decided not to have a child". Dixie Chicks song about killing Earl still ok
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush salsas to get Hispanic votes
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
More Maryland shootings this morning (2nd Walmart shooting not mentioned in this article)
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(GoErie.Com)
 
 
 
Free money and coupons lead to rash of injuries
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(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: "I've got a couple of devious plans.'' Not devious enough to outwit the reporter with the hidden tape recorder
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad email
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these McDumbasses
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Next Fark Meetup day is Saturday October the 12th. Pics from last month
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Rebecca Gayheart's boobie pops out at a movie premiere (not safe for work)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF's most celebrated professional drunk arrested for 128th time; 50 ambulance trips to ER so far this year at $1,000 a pop
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Orchestra members "horrified" when porn ends up on promotional cd sent to 8,000 homes
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