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Sun September 29, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pic of King Tut's reconstructed face
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Ha'aretz)
 
 
 
33 pounds. Wait...ummm...make that about 700 grams...of weapons grade uranium...33 pounds, hundreds of grams... how can one make such a mistake.?
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(179)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
UConn hoop player puts on mask, jumps out at people waving plastic knife dripping blood. Just kidding, he tells cops
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(silive)
 
 
 
Cogboys send Super Bowl-bound Rams to 0-4
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to caption contests? How about Jeb Bush on the campaign trail
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(130)
 
(MaX0rz)
 
 
 
(dot)Mac users are unhappy. Mac users UNHAPPY? Is that a pig flying by my window?
source: macnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(277)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption this guy telling us how big it is
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College freshmen with serious drinking problems may be at risk of quickly failing out. This researcher is being paid?
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(45)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
The Curse of the Ear Maggot: Indian doctor removes maggots from man's ear. Who were trying to eat man's brain. Happy Friday everyone!
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hong Kong Detective Fights to Keep Her Hair Color
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(31)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Anesthetist decides to reuse needles, 52 people test positive for hepatitis exposure.
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(31)
 
(Some Sausage)
 
 
 
Fark Classics: Hats of Meat
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spartans molest Miners, When in 'Sparta', do it Sparta Style
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(32)
 
(South Wales Post)
 
 
 
Heavyweght boxing champion and brother beat up guys at party then turn on girlfriend - claim self-defence
source: swep.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
'Bafflegab': How to sort through the bias inherent in American media
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese girls forget Beckham, now chasing Turkish soccer star
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(25)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Rudy: "Let me execute Osama"
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Semi-naked pictures involving fire departments, British-style (sadly sfw)
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(14)
 
(Launch.com)
 
 
 
Flavor Flav Sentenced To Nine Weeks Behind Bars
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Princess Anne and husband charged with "terrierism."
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Windshield art. Birds can paint too, they just do it with poo
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(31)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth while standing & talking on phone: "It popped out like an alien."
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(67)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston-area cops fight for right to swear on the job
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(49)
 
(Dionysis)
 
 
 
Worker drowns in gigantic vat of wine.
source: thekcrachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Yahoo News)
 
 
 
Hubby snatches son. Wife hires goons to snatch him back. Wife wins
source: au.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some poster Guy)
 
 
 
Perpetual motion is alive and well in the US of A
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some kitten-killer)
 
 
 
Rugby fans pissed about new mascot - they say it's a kitten and they're worried about killing it (with pic)
source: leicestermercury.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Game programmers aren't geeks anymore; they're yuppie Hollywood snobs
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka beats India 244-5. Not sure what sport though
source: foxsports.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Bozeman Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man tells convenience store clerk to call police as he plans to steal beer. Steals beer. Clerk calls police. Man arrested. Saddam Hussein surrenders
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(25)
 
(dispatch.co.za)
 
 
 
Children able to recreate the tattoos of a satanist
source: dispatch.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Chinese Thrillseeker)
 
 
 
Chinese people do dumb stunts, con artist doesn't put them in The Guinness Book of Records
source: dailytelegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Jacques Chirac opening Auto Show, potentially surrendering
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Rep. from Hawaii dies
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
photoshop this protestor being taken by cops
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this human pretzel holding a beach ball
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Some Christian)
 
 
 
Most modern ministers don't believe the Bible
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flash game involving a huge magnifying glass, and people running for their lives
source: channel4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Futuristic jet will make a quieter sonic boom. Pilots bummed, no more scaring livestock to death.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Homer J)
 
 
 
Complete library of Simpsons information
source: snpp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists use sun to help fight skin cancer
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twiggy says she's fat.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Time warp alert - Wright Brothers airplane to fly again.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protester
source: i.cnn.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(San Antonio Express News)
 
 
 
Livestock Rustlin' Woman has wanted posters of her hung all over town
source: news.mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman hides life savings in jar, forgets, and gives it to beggar
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Bored with all the usual vacation spots? The Iraqi embassy considers Iraq safe for travel, and they are probably about 80 percent right. It's the 20 percent you have to worry about
source: comebackalive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France finally kills something, an NBA star. American minorities declare war on France. French to surrender in 3.. 2.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Fido)
 
 
 
Scientists discover spending time with a pet relieves more stress than spending time with spouse
source: eurekalert.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 


Sat September 28, 2002
(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Fences built for frogs
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(19)
 
(WKRC)
 
 
 
Idiot teenager shoot self in head while driving down interstate
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets shortstop doesn't want to play anymore because New York fans are "just too stupid"
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Shiniest. Car. Ever... Plus: petrol or diesel - choose your poison?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Macon.com)
 
 
 
8-month-old in serious condition; mom says she thought she took girl to relative's home
source: macon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boss tells drunk dam guard he can't have another drink, guard floods neighborhood
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(48)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Teacher busted selling date rape drug - proceeds paid his student loans
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Granola crunchers at Berkeley High shocked that students hate its organic food
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(41)
 
(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge frees medical marijuana patient and returns seized stash (with pic)
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(136)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Fat bottomed girls make the **ckin' world go round
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(103)
 
(The Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Can't do donuts in this malls parking lot, cemetery in the middle gettin' in the way
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Confused Nation)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what an asshat is?
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(99)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
American Officials Go in for the History of Soviet Union
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(17)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Guy that was lost at sea and found has criminal past, doesn't remember.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some marksman)
 
 
 
Guy thinks his cat has food poisoning - finds out it's actually been shot
source: gloucestershireecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's guide to dwarf-tossing.
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even if it *is* Scottish, it's Crrrrap.
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Catholic)
 
 
 
Blind guy circumnavigating the globe meets Pope - he thinks (with pic)
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(23)
 
(Some User)
 
Boobies
 
Greatest. Boobies. ever
source: user8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Sequined panties give burglar away
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(26)
 
(Singapore Straits Times)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton gives acting tips to Chris Tucker. "What is my character's motivation? Well, that depends on what 'is' is."
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(51)
 
(koin)
 
 
 
Metric butt ton of ass wipe goes up in flames. Cornholio surrenders
source: koin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six foot thief with a big nose makes getaway on child-sized motorbike
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(21)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Spittin' image: Chinese commie government tells citizens to quit hocking up loogies in public. At least for the forthcoming Olympics
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(34)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Drug store worker foils 2nd roberry in a year by acting dumb
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In 2005, it will be legal to trespass on Madonna's property
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientist's study megacryometeors. Screw cancer research
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(66)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Perverts pinched for patronizing prepubescent prostitutes
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(47)
 
(Some Scot)
 
 
 
Scot waits 88 years to become chief of his clan - expect to read "clan chief dies" follow-up tomorrow
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(23)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Attention professional athletes: God doesn't care if you score a touchdown or make a big play
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brits plan to drive 4,000 miles through a desert in a 28-year-old car that worse than an Edsel (with pic)
source: bathchronicle.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
British Prime Minister reveals eight-year sex affair with colleague
source: thesentinel.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Warrant issued over a messy garden
source: derbyeveningtelegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientist being paid to work out why jokes are funny, but no mention of Fark. Stil no cure for cancer
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop flooding on Bourbon Street
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Police crackdown on icecream men for selling cigarettes to kids
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Brunette)
 
 
 
Darwinism at work. Blondes will be obselete in 200 years
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some hoosier)
 
 
 
David Letterman wants Indianapolis highway named after him. Offers enormous bribe
source: wishtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that lumberjack, cowboy, seaman aren't good jobs. Still no cure for cancer
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop these biodomes
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Fanteeth.com)
 
 
 
Paint your teeth great colors - like brown
source: fanteeth.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Farmer lubicrates cow's head with oil. Saddam Hussein surrenders
source: sask.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Wet Guy)
 
 
 
photoshop these boaters and their dogs
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman believes crop circles are a "yet undiscovered energy source"
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Edinburgh Fark party starts today at 2:30pm. Nottingham Fark party tomorrow 7pm
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(NBC12)
 
 
 
Three cheerleaders suspended for singing "Heaven." Doesn't say if it was Bryan Adams version or Warrant version, but either way it deserves expulsion
source: firstcoastnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
7 galleries of Summer Altice. Not safe for work
source: leopaulsimages.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Join The Sun in the Save Our Blondes campaign
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
West Nile virus found in breast milk, babies surrender
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Jelly Belly)
 
 
 
The latest stupid Harry Potter marketing plot, Bernie Bott's Beans
source: hpwizardstore.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 


Fri September 27, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
squirrels found dead outside school. no comments from squirrels mafia
source: themonroetimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mosquitos bring malaria back to US. Scurvy to arrive next week
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Once married, women change web habits. Men continue looking at porn
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frenchmen refuses to quit solo row across Atlantic
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Haggis-R-Us)
 
 
 
Haggis eating contest results (with pics)
source: parenfaire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(mnftiu)
 
 
 
Hilarious online comic about Operation: Bomb The Fark Out Of Iraq. G.W. is not amused
source: mnftiu.cc   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(378)
 
(Some Weary Traveller)
 
 
 
How to kill a five-hour layover. Unfortunately I never fly through these airports
source: business2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Loony Party of England's campain slogan-Vote for Insanity -- You know it makes sense
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme Park Insider - Accident Watch
source: themeparkinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paula Poundstone has endangered significantly less children this year
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Mayor accidentally tells the truth - traffic cameras are for generating money for the city
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Blind and disabled people should be able to become pilots. Stevie Wonder considering career change
source: dailytelegraph.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mug Shot of the BB gun mom: looks like she's done this before, but the gun back-fired
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old girl gets into fight with boy, overturns desks, threatens teacher with scissors. Principal doesn't even report it to police until following week
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Orange Today)
 
 
 
Escaped prisoners flags down police bus
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Family battles for custody of murder victim's parrot
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Fark presents tips for living learned by example: When it's 105 degrees outside, don't get drunk and go wandering around the desert
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hippo baby takes "ugly ass" to a whole new level
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge gets 24 hour armed guard after inmate threatens him with voodoo death curse
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican celebrities relatives have been kidnapped, and are being held for ransom
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Cup Stacker)
 
 
 
Maybe the coolest thing you will ever see
source: speedstacks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(Some Local News)
 
 
 
Car thieves+manned undercover van=hilarity
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Master of the Obvious)
 
 
 
Survey reveals Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are sexy. In other news, both have appeared in films
source: nottinghameveningpost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Sensation: uranium from Chernobyl on sale.
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cleaner who got fed up cleaning dentist's surgeries and pretended he was a dentist instead is jailed
source: swep.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Carbon causing both drought and flooding in China. s00t.
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Zoltan, the 821 pound pumpkin squashes previous record. Smashing.
source: connpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How have you adapted to the new Millennium?
source: brokennewz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Store thief caught hiding his meat in a bush - Obvious-innuendo writer surrenders
source: lincolnshireecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Space Doctors to the Rescue
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
UN supports French ban on dwarf-tossing. Dwarf-tossing is BANNED???
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mother charged after shooting son out of tree with BB gun
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Rense)
 
 
 
Russians find out that their TV is loaded with subliminal advertising. (clickthislinknow)
source: rense.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cannibal, who ate guy's weener and jewels, had personalized autographed photo of Nixon
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Friends" may return for another season because it just makes too damned much money to end
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(1010 WINS)
 
 
 
LL Cool J is a Republican, finally decided to register to vote at age 40
source: 1010wins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(238)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly ass gorilla baby born in Munich (with pic)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Fark wishes Google a happy 4th birthday
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(148)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Lowest of the low: Woman and son steal purse from heart attack victim
source: fox35wofl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Driver swerves to avoid animal - hits another car instead
source: grimsbytelegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(News-Journal)
 
 
 
Wife files for divorce from agricultural-researcher husband, then notifies cops about his special backyard "herb" garden.
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(231)
 
(latimes)
 
 
 
Girl wins beauty contest but not cheerleader slot. Mom sues
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: SA takes on bad game show themes
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
46% of Division I male college athletes don't graduate
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Tony Danza takes a stab at swing singing
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man fined for keeping cougar in apartment
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Pianist in training for record-setting session. We aren't talking porn either
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(16)
 
(Utica Observer Dispatch)
 
 
 
Skatepunk gets to see gravity work by rolling board into path of guy on scooter. Later gets to see how felony charges also work
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(84)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Father of Liz Hurley's son only has one ball.
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(83)
 
(The Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Natural Peptide Antibodies" may stop HIV from becoming AIDS
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(42)
 
(Madonna)
 
 
 
Madonna Voted Greatest Women in Music History - agree?
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(212)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USA moves past England & Italy in FIFA World Rankings (that's soccer, folks)
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Nomar Garciaparra posing like a balerina
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(103)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
USDA has new rules to define 'organic.' Now with zero chemicals and 1/3 less hippie
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(31)
 
(Some nut)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ad, brough to you by the National Peanut Board
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(96)
 
(New Hotness)
 
Video
 
Commercials online again. Even the classic ones when Ricky and Lucy wanted us to smoke, The Three Stooges and VD was for everybody
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Someone finally researched the effects sauna time on hamster hearts
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(32)
 
(The Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese kids spend a day in school jumping in the swimming pool with all their clothes on. The need for a FARK "Japan" tag reaches level Orange
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(50)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man finds lost marbles after 70 years....
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(31)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians are knockin' boots less, or just not getting any
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(63)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Americans are becoming more spiritual
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Followup: The Porn Star Lecturer's Gallery (not safe for work)
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(32)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What was the crappiest movie to come out of the 80's? Voting enabled, this link goes to the only comment about 'Turk 182!' on IMDB
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(373)
 
(Some Playboy)
 
Boobies
 
Kristy Swanson gallery, original buffy get's nekkid. (not safe for work)
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(192)
 
(Some Backwards Guy)
 
 
 
Phtoshop "Wrong-Way" Daschle
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(92)
 
(Creationists.org)
 
 
 
Creationists.org has a special message for farkers who deny that humans rode dinosaurs
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(437)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bomb squad called in for buzzing ladyshaver. Ladyshaver=Rampant Rabbit
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(32)
 
(Mustard Man)
 
 
 
Semi full of mustard crashes, burns. Mustard Man in shock
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Women's Health booklet
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(111)
 
(RTCC)
 
 
 
Reminder: Live entertainment and free beer in at our party in Chicago Saturday. Drunkest Farker wins a prize
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holdthebutton.com - how long can you hold it?
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(117)
 


Thu September 26, 2002
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Son dies during father's estate hearing
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Commercial spots hope to "shame people out of illegally swapping music."
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(195)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Smurfs: The Pasta. Thank Goodness for Chef Boyardee
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giant otter statue to be built
source: thisisexeter.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(DeKalb Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Skateboarder drives-through Subway. With his face
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(93)
 
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Was the first video game designed in 1958? (w/ really boring video)
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(76)
 
(Orange Today)
 
 
 
Dutch police will be taken off the beat if they cannot fight
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(61)
 
(Some albino rhino)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass, rare baby rhino born in Australian zoo )
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(68)
 
(koin)
 
 
 
Radioactive gauge falls out of truck. Public warned, "Don't put your lips on it."
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Luggage falls from plane onto Salvation Army scattering used clothing everywhere
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
EW says techno is dead
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(418)
 
(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
Gambler wins 7,000 - and spends it all on horse shiat
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
20% of German teens think tampons are a form of contraception
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Sun refuses to accept it's Autumn. California to bake in another 100 degree day
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(129)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists think Venus has microbes. No word on Serena
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(67)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
"Communist" China was behind 9/11, not those conservative Al Qaida fellows
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Kids as greedy and short sighted as ever
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(64)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky's head of Juvenile Justice has a real "feel" for the job
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(46)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Multi colored T shirts that make you smarter selling for $100. Plus other dumb ways to lose your money
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(34)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Majority of organic food purchased by few weird hippie types
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(82)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Spies caught in sex scandal. George Lazenby surrenders.
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(37)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
The first big commercial nanotechnology product may be nano-pants
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guard dog stolen from house he's protecting
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hooters Air concept crashes and burns
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(65)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bank robbery suspect hires limo for getaway. Limo driver is retired cop.
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(31)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ex-porn star Annie Sprinkle lectures at Hamilton College
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(66)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of crack, has started smoking tiling grout: "Grease 3"
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(346)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like random crap? Sure you do. You read fark. Here's a site that provides random links for your entertainment.
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(78)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Elderly housewife bashes abusive husband for 9 hours. Go, granny, go
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What did you give to the man whose fraud almost destroyed your company? A $44.8 million severance package
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(120)
 
(News-Journal)
 
 
 
This man collects all things hamburger. Yes, hamburger
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(50)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Dad beats 11yr old son for not selling drugs. Son narcs on him
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(70)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Boston scientists grow live teeth in lab. Do they even know cancer hasn't been cured yet?
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dad: My son turned me in for pot because he didn't want to move
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(317)
 
(Orange-Today)
 
 
 
Arnie tells hometown to scrap his statues and give the money to the poor
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russians launch spacecraft just to deliver census forms to cosmonauts
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(27)
 
(Some redundant male)
 
 
 
Sex shop forced to recall 150,000 "Rampant Rabbit" vibrators, UK's most popular version
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(73)
 
(clickondetroit.com)
 
 
 
Teaching for $26 million an hour? I'll take that gig
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(42)
 
(Some Hitmen)
 
Video
 
F**ktalking (leaked to Fark)
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(84)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Farc banned from university campuses. Students revolt
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(132)
 
(Some :-) Guy)
 
 
 
Father of Internet Smiley Named in Class Action Suit
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(46)
 
(creationists.org)
 
 
 
Archaeological finds show that the Incas rode dinosaurs, science surrenders
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(235)
 
(Hannibal Lecter)
 
 
 
Which movie character most scared the bejeebers out of you? (voting)
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(503)
 
(Disinformation)
 
 
 
Quiz: Everything you know is wrong
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(151)
 
(Some Ugly Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the worlds ugliest truck
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enron 'E' sells for $44,000
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(39)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns owner dons dreadlocks to help sell tickets
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cow Slobber a Cure All?
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(31)
 
(Orange Today)
 
 
 
Bank cashier asks robber what he wanted after being unable to read his demand note
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Friends don't let friends swim drunk. Paging Dr. Darwin..
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(22)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Condemned man picks a black olive for his last meal. Green olives have no comment
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(51)
 
(Some Beer Drinker)
 
 
 
Golden Shower-The Game..hilarious
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(25)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania firefighters who stole firetruck and took it to a Rolling Stones concert have been charged with "frolicking." Those soundrels
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Every Playboy centerfold since 1960
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The video game "Doom" is going to be made into a movie. Not only is Hollywood out of ideas, but apparently its also been doing a lot of crack
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(80)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
" I HIT IT." Justin Timberlake spills the beans on Britney's "virginity"
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(117)
 
(RollingStone.com)
 
 
 
And in geriatric news: Axl's back
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(43)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Teens videotape themselves shooting stapleguns into their arms and vomiting on dead squirrels. Nation weeps for future
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(48)
 
(Some Stoner)
 
 
 
Photoshop this squirrel tuning in, turning on, and dropping out
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guns 'N' Roses plan U.S. tour
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fire crew accused of frolicking with their ladder at a Stones concert
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When will the US attack Iraq? Place your wagers now
source: thetimeanddate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Teen dies of starvation after stepfather puts him on a bus and tells him to find his real father
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(118)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Toy shops under fire for selling dolls that scream when stretched
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this French soldier
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peruvian congressman has challenged his Vice President to a duel. "My honor, I say my honor is at stake"
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(28)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Titan to be probed. Saturn to offer post probe cigarette
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(22)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
150 Canadians line up for three hours to have genitals photographed for
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(57)
 


Wed September 25, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Daschle throws hissy fit, demands Bush apologize to Democrats for "politicizing war"... and does so in political speech, using war to make political points
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(545)
 
(whatever-dude)
 
 
 
Whatever-Dude.com Needs $300 Quick to Get Their Freed from their ISP
source: whatever-dude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Fruit fly experiment may vindicate Darwin. (just when you forgot about cosmiverse)
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(231)
 
(Rense)
 
 
 
Chupacabras returns to Puerto Rico
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
People now flirt on their moblie phones, rather than face-to-face
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(61)
 
(Barnes and Noble)
 
 
 
Cooking with PETA (read second review)
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twelve monkeys and a nose stolen
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Comic Book Guy)
 
 
 
A man, a can, and a plan. Recipes for loser single guys
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
11 month old baby shot through the head with an arrow may survive with no permanent damage
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(69)
 
(Arizona Republic)
 
 
 
You can't beat city hall
source: arizonarepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Saddam pulls the plug on "Survivor: Baghdad"
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(me)
 
Weeners
 
Month by month, 'Most Beautiful Man' winners and their galleries. sfw
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(95)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Congradulate Birthday Boy Putin. Link to send birthday wishes via Pravda.Ru.
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Teenagers burning bus shelters to get high
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy named Ronald)
 
 
 
Mc Holy crap. McDonalds opens a new store every eight hours
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Realtors to Internet: Drop dead. Internet to realtors: Good luck finding porn then
source: zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Zamboni manufacturer looking for old zambonis.
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(72)
 
(Some Fly Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Order your 2003 "Chicks in Waders" calendars now.
source: womeninwaders.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan may announce he's coming back to play. Dead horse gets another whack
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Gentleman)
 
 
 
Do you have a handlebar moustache? Then the Handlebar Club is the club for you
source: handlebarclub.org.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clinton pleads for Nigerian woman who had sex outside marraige. In other news, Clinton looking for international interns.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Some Gypsy)
 
 
 
Gypsies in the U.S. - Irish Travelers, Black Dutch, Rom'nies and more
source: nccbuscc.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Blue's News)
 
 
 
Enron Paper Shredders
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(63)
 
(Some Ass)
 
 
 
Wild Ass - 1 Wild Motorcyclist - 0
source: thehawaiichannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Mimes brought in to solve noise problem
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girl booted from highschool for dreadlocks. Bob Marley wails from the grave "No, woman. No clip."
source: dailyinterlake.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(272)
 
(Some balloonist)
 
 
 
Manned ballon flight 25 miles into space called off - too windy (with pic)
source: westernmorningnews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Susan Sarandon wants films focused on men to be called "dick flicks"
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man dies after getting caught in concrete-block machine.
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Water pipe sellers getting arrested
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(282)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Wirewalker wants danger money after minor UK earthquake (with pic)
source: thisisgloucestershire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Time cube guy calls for ther murder of teachers. No, I'm not kidding
source: metafilter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why aren't mountains getting taller?
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(60)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay to start eliminating harmful fat from Cheerios and Doritos
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mother beats son with fly swatter for eating pack of gum
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(145)
 
(orange-today.co.uk)
 
 
 
Burglar offered his finger back in return for stolen goods
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mom always said all that TV was bad for you. Two die In TV tower collapse.
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(29)
 
(Miami.com)
 
 
 
County commissioner threatens to put fellow commissioner in a body bag; now says she meant a "political" body bag
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man survives 3 months at sea by eating seagulls is finally rescued. Seagulls taste like chicken,
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Wharton Journal-Spectator)
 
 
 
Tired of mosquitos...build your own fogger
source: journal-spectator.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Celebrity moose has worst day ever
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(orange-today.co.uk)
 
 
 
Prisoner in trouble after guards hear voices coming from his ass
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jason Mewes is alive and well, just living in that remote American region known as the west coast
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(110)
 
(gazeta.ru)
 
 
 
Man killed by police for eating his neighbors dog (with expressionistic artists rendering)
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(37)
 
(silive)
 
 
 
British balloonist attempting trans-Atlantic crossing in traditional wicker basket unceremoniously crashes into tree in Connecticut
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(42)
 
(Some pig)
 
 
 
Visit the farm, choose the pig, take home the sausages
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(53)
 
(Some builder)
 
 
 
Bizarre hobbies of our time number 43: Cement-mixer spotting
source: westernmorningnews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nancy Reagan not sure Ronald recognizes her
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(355)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dog pees on vacuum cleaner, hilarity ensues
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop Israel's new secret weapon
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Spice Girls might reunite. Wannabe sick?
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Lactard)
 
 
 
PETA sends 7 ft.-tall cow to protest milk in schools (with pic)
source: thisisstaffordshire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More insults than you can shake a stick at, you freakish homunculus germinated outside of lawful procreation
source: insultmonger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(theSchmews)
 
 
 
Dossier: Saddam Could Launch a Pop Career In Months
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(18)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue a clich
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(87)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Info on more EuroFark parties: Paris 9/26 - Edinburgh 9/28 - Nottingham 9/29
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(23)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Wednesday is 2 week anniversary of 1 year anniversary of Sept. 11
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(43)
 
(Traverse City Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
60 Police from around Michigan surround house for day-and-a-half, in a standoff with an armed man inside. Except he wasn't
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(22)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"Christian" supremacists ban books, demand that restaurant remove art, and force covering of historic Weener
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(229)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
284 pictures of Zoe 34-24-34. not safe for work
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Every source of water in the US is polluted. Conspiring terrorists go back to drawing board.
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(55)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Teacher Forces Student to Eat His Cigarette.
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(124)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
There is hope yet. Study shows majority of youth more conservative than parents.
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(332)
 


Tue September 24, 2002
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Is your pet viewing Internet porn?
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(65)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
$61.91 worth of crappy Halloween decorations, reviewed
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(98)
 
(South Wales)
 
 
 
All those soccer players who give up sex before soccer have it all wrong
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CompUSA to stock Bawls. Farker HPZ rejoices.
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(82)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Mayor offers to buy dinner for visiting royals. Changes his mind after bill includes 63 bottles of wine
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(24)
 
(Everything)
 
 
 
Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
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(87)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
College president prepares freshmen for college by plagiarizing his welcoming speech
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Strom Thurmond finally retires. Bring on the hookers.
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(102)
 
(Some NZ Guy)
 
 
 
Do to before lunch: (1) Get bike licence (2) Lose bike licence
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(60)
 
(GM Today)
 
 
 
12 year old boy sentenced for kidnapping a grown man
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(62)
 
(NepaNews.com)
 
 
 
Teenage girl found wandering the streets after eating hallucinogenic weed she found roadside. "I thought it would be safe because it's natural."
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(136)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
35.5.
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(73)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Retro PC: Put an analog tube where your sound card was
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(106)
 
(Some Donor)
 
 
 
Each signed card donates $1 to charity; Snopes approved. Behold the power of Fark
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(162)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
There are too many sperm donors in Denmark now. Kitten shortage reported.
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(22)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
USA wants another ally against Iraq, will even take Poland.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Flashing Red Light of Badness for Left Behind 2: "high slit skirt showing much more of a woman's leg than might be considered polite"
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Half of Bahrain's sports teachers are overweight. In Bahrain? How about all the fat coaches in US high schools?
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Iron" Mike Webster, football hall of famer and former Steeler, dies at 50
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(48)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
About 25% of people worldwide have roundworms living inside of them
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(147)
 
(KansasCity.com)
 
 
 
"In the state of Missouri, when you're speeding, you give up your right of way." You also occasionally leave your face on the side of a truck.
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(104)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Fifth-graders re-write/dumb down the national anthem
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(180)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sure is a great cup of twigs and mouldy beans
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(46)
 
(Koin 6)
 
 
 
Mystery vapors identified as mexican food
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(48)
 
(Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
New Arcata Eye police log: the adventures of those who generously donate their lung tissues to filter THC from the environment
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Arkansas town on edge after 4 lions killed in woods. Lions. In Arkansas. Four of them
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(150)
 
(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby Chevy SUV born in Russia. (with pics)
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bank robber falls asleep in his car after drinking a bottle of schnapps for courage
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stressed? Doctors say forget about it
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker needs ideas on pranks to pull on a friend's house. Link goes to a picture of Ackbar
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(371)
 
(fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Student breaks into school and gets caught killing kittens
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(137)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Virginia family loses dog. Dog found in South Dakota
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(41)
 
(Suntimes.com)
 
 
 
Principal charged with lying about a gun to get police to her school faster
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bank's cashpoint spews bonus money. Officials calling on customers to be honest & return the extra notes.
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CNN and ABC may merge to form the world crappiest network
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(103)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Animal control worker fired for feeding puppies to snake
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(158)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toilet-roll supplier sued for selling short rolls - who the hell counts the sheets?
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(45)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
North Korea's experimental walled city of capitalism.
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(86)
 
(orange-today.co)
 
 
 
Advertising poster banned from Times Square for being too racy; Europeans are cool with it
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(103)
 
(clickondetroit.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Terror alert lowered from 'Scary Orange' to 'Mellow Yellow'
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(97)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson offended by jokes in movie 'Barbershop', wants scenes of African-Americans poking fun removed from future DVD, video releases
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(240)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Drew an appropriate punishment for hosing up the user dbase. Sample Drew provided.
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(122)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cemetery begins funeral webcasts for people who can't make it to the real thing
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(33)
 
(Monster.com)
 
 
 
Ten Classic Resume Bloopers
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(134)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lions on the loose in Arkansas
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(44)
 
(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Fattest British trucker will have stomach stapled shut to lose weight and get laid (with pic)
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(83)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Brits flock to see a carrot shaped like the Michelin man
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Munich Party at 6pm!
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(30)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida voters, who couldn't figure out how to punch a hole next to someone's name, asked to vote on 714-word ballot question
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you went with the pros & picked the Rams to take the Super Bowl, you can officially start panicking
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(107)
 
(Some Playboy Girl)
 
Boobies
 
Tata gallery (Snot safe for work)
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(59)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 differences between your eyes and your GeForce.
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(47)
 
(packers.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Green Bay Packer Gilbert Brown
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(72)
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Man and Woman each break an arm at charity armwrestling tournament
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(27)
 
(colorado.edu)
 
 
 
Don't you wish your college Physics professor was cool enough to make interesting, interactive applets regarding scientific principles?
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Apocalypse is near... "Bootylicious" added to Merriam-Webster dicitonary
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(94)
 
(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Teen charged with assault after bumping into cop
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(27)
 
(Derby Shire)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bush/Blair dossier justifying war on Iraq published
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(365)
 
(WBBM-780AM)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme opens across street from Dunkin' Donuts; Dunkin' Donuts contemplates suicide bombing
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(83)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Al Gore warns against attacking Iraq. Says we should instead invite Iraqi officials to the White House for an illegal fund raising event
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(550)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi almost goes down in a Blaze of Glory
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(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Does the Pope crap in the woods? Nope. Neither should you.
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(37)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Agents buy heroin, but find out it's TNT. Shooting up takes on a whole new meaning
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(40)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
Anti-gambling campaigner under investigation for running up huge bills on Problem Gambling Foundation credit cards
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(23)
 
(Shum Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Start your own microbrew company
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(111)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Lung Association hands out 'Phlemmy Awards'. Futurama a winner is
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for autumn: Photoshop this infograph
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(91)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man to use positive thought to raise the ghost of Nessie. Spoons bend themselves in surrender.
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(31)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Prescription drugs can eliminate the need for sleep
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(106)
 
(Some Straphanger)
 
 
 
Threesome arrested for having sex on NYC subway
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(78)
 


Mon September 23, 2002
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Composer who "plagiarized" one minute of silence pays six-figure sum
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(156)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man sues strip club for not having wheelchair ramps into the lapdance room
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(101)
 
(sunspot.net)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about whistling but didn't really care about. Notes from a champion whistler
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(41)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man dies. Hummus-side suspected
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen injured after setting shorts ablaze to prove courage. Repeatedly.
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(89)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Stupid Anti-Drug Commercials of the early 1990s
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(136)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Man acquitted of stalking QVC host.
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(21)
 
(Star-tribune)
 
 
 
Wisconsin school teaches chain-saw carving
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(36)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Now I done seen 'bout everythang. Pigs actually fly in interstate accident. (with pics)
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Stealth porn ads sucker in online dating service users
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(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Christi Taylor Gallery
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(54)
 
(Ottawa)
 
 
 
150 people show up to have their genitals photographed
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(70)
 
(Some Smart Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists create world's smallest pvc furniture. No cure for cancer yet
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man discovers he's going blind - gives up work and travels round world to see everything before he loses sight
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(44)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Plane delayed because unauthorized gecko eludes capture in cabin.
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(40)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad e-mail. "I'm was to make football often times"
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(80)
 
(Some Olympian)
 
 
 
Latest stupid sport for the Olympics - rolling beer barrels dressed in skirts (wth pic)
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New hottness: "Sextasy"
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(270)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If it looks like a bomb to you, and it looks like a bomb to him, its most likely a bomb
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(37)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Calif. High School Wins 127th Straight Football Game - Last Loss Came in 1992
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(80)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas to execute a clown tomorrow. Coulrophobes rejoice.
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(132)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
NY State passes the Obesity Prevention Act. Anyone found to be overweight expected to be deported to New Jersey
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Abu Dhabi installs traffic lights with blue lenses instead of green. Confusion ensues
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese programmer arrested for attempting to steal software used to map California oil deposits
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(19)
 
(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
3 Police Hurt Arresting Naked Man
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arab woman rips off cloak and veil before beating the crap out of three men
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(76)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman illegally crosses border to get cheap haircut
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(9)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Real World" star's "Poop-Gate" past. As usual, TSG has the scoop
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(35)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
British healthcare getting worse still - doctors send patient to hospital with no beds
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(11)
 
(Some Dreamer)
 
Boobies
 
I wanna believe! (NSFW)
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(144)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No one really wants broadband, says new report
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(80)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Drunk woman leads police on high-speed go-cart chase
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(11)
 
(News 8)
 
 
 
Are you in a CA prison and want to look at porn on the net? Not a chance.
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(16)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
City of charlotte not infested with rats. Philadelphia, on the other hand..
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How to lose your mind and keep your dignity
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(12)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew just hosed up the user dbase so if your password and/or TotalFark access isn't working, that's why
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(276)
 
(CTnow)
 
 
 
The hardest part of a job? Finding the courage to get up and go back to that hellhole known as "your job."
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(13)
 
(Some shopper)
 
 
 
Couple get married in supermarket
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(12)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
And they say fish are dumb
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(27)
 
(South Wales Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Minor earthquake in Britain, no damage done, no-one hurt - Brits still panic anyway
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(32)
 
(Exeter Echo)
 
 
 
Canadian flies 3,500 miles to sort out gas bill for mother who doesn't receive gas - never heard of faxes?
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian Miss Universe stripped of her title because she's an "unbeliveably spoiled b*tch."
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly ass but hypnotic baby chameleon born, hangs out on dad's forehead (pic)
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(38)
 
(Broken Newz)
 
 
 
German Politician Denies Calling George Bush a "Whore of Zion"
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
New EuroFark Party Dates: 9/24 Munich - 9/25 or 26 Paris - 9/28 Edinburgh - 9/29 Nottingham. Munich info available now
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(25)
 
(Some Lucky Limey)
 
 
 
415,000 Jaguar found bricked-up behind wall
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(54)
 
(new orleans channel)
 
 
 
Airport has ribbon cutting ceremony for new exhibit but cannot have scissors. They tear ribbon instead
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(9)
 
(Times-Picayune)
 
 
 
What will happen if Hurricane Isadore hits New Orleans: city under 30 feet of water for six months; 25,000-100,000 dead; no more Mardi Gras boobies
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(89)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Haute chefs boycott Frankenfish
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