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Sun September 01, 2002
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Help retroCRUSH with the 100 Scariest Movie Moments for a Halloween feature
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(381)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Kids given dictionary of swear words to help with mobile texting
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Orange Today)
 
 
 
Artist uses his demented mother in an exhibition
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Why you should pay off your car loan ASAP (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Spin)
 
 
 
Spin presents The 40 Greatest Metal Albums of All Time
source: launch.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(317)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
MLB does not want fans to have web sites
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "where are they now files"... The designer of the National Enquirer's "Bat Boy" cover page
source: tcpalm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Please bring some action to *yawn* downtown Toledo, OH
source: dicktowel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(286)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
5 beer keg rule challenged in Ohio
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take the Densa quiz
source: pressanykey.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
French debating whether to ban late-night television porn. French speaking of surrender
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(/.)
 
 
 
Get your own fully funcional R2 unit
source: starwars.hasbro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(dailyherald)
 
 
 
An American icon, the Weber grill turn 50. Men stand up, salute, and cook some meat
source: dailyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Netins.net)
 
 
 
The actual "Do Your [Whatever]s Hang Low?" lyrics, complete with cheesy MIDI music so you can sign along
source: showcase.netins.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Television and radio are banned in Kabul. Is paranja coming back?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(sptimes.com)
 
 
 
Pizza manager who had refused to deliver pizzas to a bad part of the neighborhood for 7 years finds that the neighborhood had change and gives out free pizza to the whole neighborhood
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Hi Slayerswine)
 
 
 
A historical account of demonology and evil in Judeo-Christian, European, Eastern, & Native American belief systems
source: deliriumsrealm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(me)
 
 
 
Ask Uncle Ralph: The "Dear Abby" For Trailer Trash
source: askuncleralph.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
'Possessed' women seek help at shrine in India. In America they either spend thousands on a shrink or go on Springer
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Some Old Sap)
 
 
 
Police Shoot 81 Year Old Man With Bean Bags After Man Threatens Them With Glass Vase
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lego being used as a corporate bonding technique
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke screws up and wins a game. Duke still sucks
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Atlantic Monthly)
 
 
 
Rough-terrain unicycling
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(heraldtribune)
 
 
 
Feheley drops hyphenation lawsuit The candidate accused a rival of adding a hyphen to her name to move up on the ballot
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Soviet Sub)
 
 
 
Strange and Photoshopped Desktop Images from our Russian Friends
source: artlebedev.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Gloucestershire Echo)
 
 
 
Plan to plant trees in middle of road to slow down cars - Mark Bolan said not to be keen on the idea
source: gloucestershireecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctor reveals medical slang. Most farkers could be described as 'Pafo'
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
CBS to air next years Masters commercial free
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(pbs.org)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking answers stuff
source: pbs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(heraldtribune)
 
 
 
How do you keep teens from hanging out inside the mall? Just play old banjo-plucking country music.
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop legend Harry Caray waving something at the audience
source: mediaservice.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Holy Grail of Remote Controls
source: madville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Do your boobies hang low?
source: debsfunpages.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Castle warden loses terrapin ten years ago - turns into killer Ninja
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unlikley Microsoft products
source: beastlair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(kentucky.com)
 
 
 
Kentucky prisons halt satanic services by inmates; Wiccan services are still fine & dandy
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
I'm a hopeless video game addict , so why don't you hire me?
source: villagevoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
bitch make me a sandwich (.com)
source: bitchmakemeasandwich.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Loons)
 
 
 
UFO swarms and Angel's are coming. Really
source: forteantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(www.makeawish.at)
 
 
 
Make-A-Wish Foundation grants dying German boy's wish to see rest of LOTR trilogy before he dies
source: makeawish.at   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Enron exec admits he looted the company. And he's naming names
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wiccan suspended from school for wearing a symbol of her religion
source: nbc5i.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(MetaCrawler)
 
 
 
See what people are searching for on MetaCrawler in real time. Vote for the weirdest one
source: metaspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(352)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenager hit by train while listening to the rails
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How much are your PEZ dispensers worth?
source: mypezql.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Unlikely Tattoos
source: listenmissy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(Sun Times)
 
 
 
Britney likes lesbian porn
source: suntimes.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Some Hoplite)
 
 
 
Site proves that ancient Roman legions were opposed to gun control and they woulda joined the NRA if they coulda
source: stentorian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC's Wide World of Weird Sports
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Greek government has banned ALL arcade games, also ALL computer & video games as well, that also includes playing a video game at home. Internet Cafes are to be banned. Maybe only enter through the rear door?
source: et.gr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
New airline security measures: Shoelaces not allowed
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Minot Daily News)
 
 
 
Flaming pickup falls from the North Dakota sky, crushes police car
source: 216.221.101.55   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(NinjaGaiden)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies. many much of them but still safe for work:)
source: fobpro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(automotivenews.com)
 
 
 
GM recalls electric powered car, Doo dah Doo dah
source: autonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The strange and mysterious world of violin dealing. That's right - violin dealing
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 


Sat August 31, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Mark Wahlberg Photo Gallery (kinda not safe for work)
source: sexycelebritypictures.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(asciipr0n.com)
 
 
 
ASCII Pr0n... 'nuff said.. Work safety not guaranteed.
source: asciipr0n.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Some d00d)
 
Boobies
 
Playmate Lindsey Vuolo. Not safe for work
source: ikein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Swiss jurnalists to be fined for bad speling. And gramer
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the monster Vending Machine.
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Huge ass doors revealed. God pays for construction
source: the-tidings.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet Lionel Simca. Boringest. Person. Ever
source: vgg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Man "ambused" by Donahue, wishes he could have called in an airstrike
source: archive.salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
6 year old boy charged with sexual harrasment.
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Straws)
 
 
 
Marshall University to do well in football this year. Duke sucks even more
source: herdzone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Weekend Asian boobies. Deliciously not safe for work..
source: revshareasians.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America Losing The War? Emporer Bush Surrenders.
source: aynrand.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This just in. Femenists suck.
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Child's toy or mom's toy? The broom of pleasure
source: shopping.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
The Christopher Walken Life Mask
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Polish court rules nine-month-old baby must pay hefty fine for having stolen a lorry-full of beer - before he was born
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ooops. You really DO have gonorrhea
source: fox35wofl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ob/Gyn denies mistreating pygmy hippo he's kept in backyard for 10 years
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Seven Dwarfs reunited with Snow White after weeklong separation. Dolphin, donkey and Drew's gnome are still missing
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The Pope and the communists
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Pigopolist's pants still down. RIAA.org back up but still hosting MP3s from earlier hack
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jazz Giant Lionel Hampton Dead At 94
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Train engineer kills snooze alarm, continues sleeping
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Photoshop this homeless guy, I mean car talk guy.
source: cartalk.cars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ugly ass, rare baby anteater born in Germany
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(physicsweb.org)
 
 
 
The most beautiful experiment - includes list of top 10 beautiful experiments
source: physicsweb.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia finds Kyoto too much to swallow as well
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Mysterious Canadian Animals: The baffin
source: thetoque.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Join ESPN's Miller Lite 6 Pack Football game. Our team: Fark Football Fanatics. The catch? You have to be 21 or older. Sorry kiddies. Just type in the team name, and join up
source: games.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(World Online)
 
 
 
Woman seriously injured in tomato food fight
source: worldonline.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lamb at a shearing contest
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Robb's Celebs)
 
Boobies
 
This should restore your faith in girls who've been voted Miss Great Britain. Leilani Dowding not safe for work
source: members.fortunecity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If you smoke and drink your kids are more likely to be doing the nasty
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Mr. Entropy)
 
 
 
Help Farker Mr. Entropy's new song "The Pulse" get to #1 on the dance charts (now at #3)
source: acidplanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Mayer stick-up-her-ass decides to crack down on tailgating
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Fragger)
 
Boobies
 
Stevie "Kilcreek" Case. She helped make Daikatana, but don't hold that against her. (not safe for work)
source: theorbit.8m.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's first feline AIDS vaccine released
source: wyeth.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(SouthPark)
 
 
 
Make yourself into a South Park character. This is so fun, you won't believe it. Make yourself and post it.
source: planearium.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(316)
 


Fri August 30, 2002
(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Lee Roth fined for excessive noise. Just given warning on bad comb-over
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this startled kitten
source: home.insightbb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(213)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Even Pierce Brosnan thought he was gay
source: us.imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nude man spotted "dancing next to the pump" at gas station
source: ocontocountyreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Court orders release for 'monkey god'
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Sify News)
 
 
 
Russian troops get lollipops instead of cigarettes. Expecting Kool-Aid instead of Vodka next
source: news.sify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Movie about hairy bi-sexual Mexican communist does well at film festival
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(CraigsList)
 
 
 
Seen in bay area classifieds: female mutant wanted
source: craigslist.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Intent on saving the world, conference delegates generate tons of trash and waste valuable natural resources
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Humorous reviews of Harry Potter vibra- I mean broomstick
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(STL Today)
 
 
 
Republican state congressman accuses his Democratic rival of stalking him in bizarre TV commercial
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(The MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman wins the dream prize. Breakfast in her home with Donny Osmond
source: metrowestdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Porn is the #1 reason people switch to broadband
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Neighbors relieved when the cows upstairs move out
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Arab News advice column addresses a concerned man who is worried he can't marry his cousins
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
This year's Miss America contest will let viewers and fans ask contestants questions
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
It's getting tougher and tougher to find cheap radioactive goat milk these days
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
William Shatner captains paintball team in extreme challenge
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Florida not only misplacing children, now misplacing million dollar programs
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Tim Burton bringing Batman to broadway
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Vanderbilt's football coach orders players to stop cussing
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese government worker fined for bringing unexploded bombs to work
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
This just in from the "We have nothing better to do" department: Video of a monkey performing kung-fu (repeat but it's been years)
source: humorweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ex Miss Great Britain; beer drinker, street fighter, jail inmate (NSF eyeballs)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farmers at Johannesburg conference award "bullshit trophy" to Greenpeace
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Looking for a dream vacation? You can win 10 days on/in/ Antarctica.
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Scheduled for release in 10 days, inmate "just kind of moseyed over to the fence". Gets caught, now faces 4 years
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(News-Press)
 
 
 
Florida man's house raided for running an illegal dental practice out of his bedroom
source: news-press.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What would you *really* like to see stocked at Home Depot?
source: homedepot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Jet crashes in Lexington KY - barely misses million dollar horses - city officials breath a sigh of relief
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Insurer agrees to cover college football player trying to come back after leg amputation
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Fayetteville Observer)
 
 
 
Remember Miss NC who resigned in a rush over topless photos? She changed her mind and is trying to sue her way back in. "I'm the kind of person who remains consistent all the time" she says
source: fayettevillenc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pop Music's best blonde?
source: ae.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Eurotour Update: London Fark party Sept 14th
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(FlightAware)
 
Video
 
I think I'm a clone now
source: flashplayer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Pong: it's not just a game
source: flowgo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(CBSnews)
 
 
 
Eminem is too scared to fight a real man, threatens to punch Moby
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
It's official: America to suffer through more baseball
source: ar.atwola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Minnesota court rules ice-fishing houses protected from searches without warrant
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kingsford Charcoal plant still burning
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cruise ship dumps 40,000 gallons of sewage, cruise ship officials' estimate was 250 gallons
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Spend a night in jail. Free... No charge..
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
have a rocksong written for you
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Message to MLB Players from U.S. Army in Kandahar: If you think your job is so bad, come work with me for a while
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Some Baseball Guy)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball team to hold canned food drive for Major League Ballplayers if they go on strike
source: casperrockies.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(mg.co.za)
 
 
 
Big-hearted carjackers return car to victim because it was the wrong color
source: mg.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clean Flicks video store chain sues directors to make all movies clean flicks after being sued for making movies clean flicks
source: denver.bizjournals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Correction: still no deal on baseball strike
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Fox is bringing back "Green Acres," as a reality-television show
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Jeff has a job for Kevin Bacon. I know he's here, or a friend of his is here. Send Jeff Farkback
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
It's official. Americans don't care about the First Amendment
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(392)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bulldozer begins demolition of the wrong house, with the family still inside
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IOC votes down proposal to add ballroom dancing to Olympics
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(45)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Tigers don't necessarily like having a needle stuck in their butt"
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(24)
 
(NBC5)
 
NewsFlash
 
Spoiled selfish millionaires avoid starvation. Baseball strike averted
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(175)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wash your clothes over the internet
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(31)
 
(MassLive.com)
 
 
 
As if their press hasn't been bad enough, the Catholic Church is taking American flags off veterans' graves
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenager breaks into nightclub, get his butt whipped. Awarded over 50 thousand dollars in court for the beating
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(56)
 
(Express Online)
 
 
 
Tribe refuses to take part in census until government gives them cigarettes and monkey meat
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop an unlikely "Bat device". Link goes to exhaustive list of Bat equipment.
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Building sized vending machine debuts for the serious snacker
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(80)
 
(VOANews.com)
 
 
 
How China deals with thieving company executives
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(58)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Fishermen catch not 1, but 7 of the most endangered whales
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After massive corporate layoffs nationwide, we still buy a lot of doughnuts
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(41)
 
(Some Geek)
 
 
 
All you ever wanted to know about J.R.R. Tolkien
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(83)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Average income for CEOs at companies under investigation by the Justice Department: $62 million. Baseball players union to set new salary guidelines
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Construction workers make public apology for causing traffic jam
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(55)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Spam now accounts for 36% of email on the internet. No comment from pork
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Failed TV Dinners. Example is one TellarHK just nuked.
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(92)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Florida TV station chooses to air Redskins games instead of the instate Dolphins. Steve Spurrier is god in the sunshine state
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(34)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Nerds Cereal: When candy takes over nreakfast, with terrible results
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(108)
 


Thu August 29, 2002
(www.newsfactor.com)
 
 
 
More free publicity for Fark and RIAA hacking
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(111)
 
(Rhino Records)
 
 
 
101 "must-have" albums
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(117)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Road crew who worked on road during rush hour puts up apology sign.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(The Mirror)
 
 
 
Former CEO of Englands biggest soccer club is caught peeping at some birds knickers
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rudy. Say it soft and it's almost like praying..
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(119)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
Women file complaint against bar for having sign that says "We don't serve women here, you have to bring your own"
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(40)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cats set purring to their own music
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(24)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Hacker bumped from NBC news after hacking them from Kinko's on a dare
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(35)
 
(www.mpogd.com)
 
 
 
Canadians have to answer trivia question over phone before winning contest from Microsoft; Americans automatically get prize
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(49)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Why you get nine minutes of snooze and not ten
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welsh rugby referees are now sponsored by a large chain of opticians
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(11)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Police looking for bicycle thief who leaves behind distinctive calling card - another bike
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(26)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Finally, Quench Your Thirst For Boobies In This Dreadful Drought
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(59)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Does Islam promote violence?
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(373)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man escapes on way to court to face escape charges
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC sums up Canada in even fewer words.
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(114)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole's reality show tanks in ratings
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(48)
 
(Fighting Arts)
 
 
 
Elvis Presley's lost martial arts movie (read this or one of the mods gets killed)
source: fightingarts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Moron who thought he was cut by the Packers is cut by the Packers
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(18)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
New process could harness hydrogen fuel from plants
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(40)
 
(Some guy who looks things up)
 
 
 
Actual list of those 10 dangerous things you shouldn't eat while driving
source: hagerty.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Toons)
 
 
 
Our mascot (flash) (site NSFW)
source: ratedtoons.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Elizabethton Star)
 
 
 
Man charged with animal cruelty after having sex with dog. For those keeping score, that's chickens, cows, and dogs, all this week. Lock up your cats
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 'Action Hero's Handbook'
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC sums up the US in just a few words
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(368)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Teen to sit out football season because he can't find helmet to fit his huge head
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(79)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants to build NASCAR version of Disneyland. Expects long lines for Mark Martin #6 Viagra Ford ride
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(33)
 
(FT.com)
 
 
 
Bangladesh named world's most corrupt country; Russia shocked
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(68)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Right-wing psychos hate Buffy, love Billy Ray Cyrus
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's a tractor beam. Trekkies surrender
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(37)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cops on go-slow chase after fork-lift from hell
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(36)
 
(St Petersburg)
 
 
 
Tampa gas station help woman give birth to twins. Free car washes and Slim Jims for life
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet Mr. Wang, the Michigan Castration Man
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(90)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Baby turtles take wrong turn, gatecrash beachfront home
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(31)
 
(ninja burger)
 
 
 
Ninja Burger needs a black van for a video shoot in San Mateo, CA this Saturday. Will pay. This link goes to a picture of the type of van we want. Must be black
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(54)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Scan of invite to P. Diddy's Greatest Party of All Time
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(233)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Muslim woman pulled over for speeding who shouted, "I am a warrior for Allah, at war with the U.S." has been convicted of "menacing."
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(226)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tonya Harding gets released from jail early. Wanted to stay longer, but jail officials made her leave
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
The latest Japanese fad: hiring 70-year-old prostitutes
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(168)
 
(toledoblade.com)
 
 
 
If you're the mayor of a small town, don't have sex in the parking lot of the local Big Boy.
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(70)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Teenager stopped for speeding says he has to hurry home from Bible retreat
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(68)
 
(Broken Newz)
 
 
 
Augsburg Fortress Press wins proxy battle for control of Penthouse Publishing
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(13)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Best Tailgater In America contest. I guess drunk and stupid IS the way to go through life
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Transcript of President Bush's recent summit with Prince Bandar of Saudi
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(102)
 
(Some Hollerin' Guy)
 
 
 
North Carolina hosts Hollerin' Contest
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(17)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Do you hate pop-up ads? They might appear on your television
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(90)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Ten most dangerous foods to eat while driving
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(79)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida teen killed by beer keg
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Sesame Street characters
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(20)
 
(InternalMemos.com)
 
 
 
EPA memo addresses internal problem of "Bodily fluids on computer keyboards"
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MIT rips off Image Comics character Radix to get $50 mil defense contract
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(68)
 
(www.web.de)
 
 
 
Photoshop these German soldiers carring sandbags
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elvis Presley's lost martial arts movie
source: fightingarts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Orgams from around the world (not safe for work, cartoon nudity)
source: flowgo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Buy a TotalFark subscription so we can buy a new server or three
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(387)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SA Story Time: Do Clonal Yakuza Assassins Dream of Vat-Grown Sheep?
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
WWII British troops were involved in plan to dress them all up in women's underwear
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(29)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Drew briefly tells Bloomberg Business News what Internet pranksters are up to these days
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sneaker manufacturer gives shoe same name as Nazi death gas
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(160)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Japanese sub found at Pearl Harbor
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SatireWire founder yields to Saudi pressure
source: thespeciousreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Some Humanities Major)
 
 
 
Insultingly stupid movie physics
source: intuitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unlikely patriotic posters
source: whatelserecords.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Orange Today)
 
 
 
Motorist uses cigarette lighter to check his fuel tank at gas station. Hilarity ensues
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(28)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Jonathan Frakes says it's likely Paramount will rake in serious jack with Trek X and then offer cast paycuts for another movie
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Free amateur weener site that lets you vote and blog (not safe for work)
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(38)
 
(Bartcop)
 
 
 
Comparison between Bush's America and George Orwell's 1984
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(184)
 
(Orange-Today)
 
 
 
Scientists invent house brick made with sludge from sewage works
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(32)
 


Wed August 28, 2002
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tiny hairs on geckos' feet allow them to climb glass walls and save money on car insurance
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(38)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man awarded cash settlement after female colleague suggests he has a big weener
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(42)
 
(www.atnewyork.com)
 
 
 
RIAA hack update: Fark also mentioned here, Farker Wintermute's mirror also mentioned
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Next World Bank meeting is September in D.C. Police chief refusing to provide security. Hilarity will definitely ensue
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own demotivational poster (link goes to an actual poster)
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(206)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
An end to supermarket checkout queues
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Magicians banned from pulling rabbits out of hats
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio court says health board can't ban smoking in bars, restaurants
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(355)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet the Phishhead who shot his friend for giving him a wedgie
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iranian president fighting against hard-line islamic government
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Target Stores embarrassed to discover that they sell clothes bearing a white supremecist symbol that means "Heil Hitler"
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(324)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could giant airbags save the world from a giant comet?
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Selig finds headline redundant
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(37)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Donahue's ratings are the lowest possible. According to Neilson, one cocker spaniel in Pittsburgh is the only viewer
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(88)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Running Back thought they said Jason Brookins, not Ki-Jana Carter. Cuts himself from team
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(37)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
How phone companies still avoid 867-5309 because of that song
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bourbon workers picket over scheduled bathroom breaks
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World's biggest food fight includes 35,000 revelers and 120 tons of tomatoes in Spanish town
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Found: One Python, Monty. Was apparently hiding out in the ceiling
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(15)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Angry Kournikova fans suing Penthouse for $8.99
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(52)
 
(sptimes.com)
 
 
 
Teen gets 10 years for stealing beer from neighbors garage then sneaking out of the police car after he was picked up. TEN YEARS???
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(386)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Animal rights activists declare war on France. France surrenders
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Gnome thievery becoming epidemic. 7 dwarves missing, Snow White left behind. "She's no good without those dwarves." Drew's lawn gnome still missing altho Meg bought him a couple new ones
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(FreeLanceStar)
 
 
 
Thief who dropped his cell phone while robbing store decides to drop by later to pick it up
source: fredericksburg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unlikely movie cameos
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(181)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Fark.com mentioned in Wired article about RIAA hack
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(KRQE)
 
 
 
Drunk guy crashes his pick-up into truck hauling nuclear waste
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia moves to 50th from 49th in SAT scores. In other news, state education motto "Thank god for South Carolina" is dropped
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(69)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The RIAA has been blaming technology for bad sales since 1979. Crappy music never implicated.
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(94)
 
(insidevc.com)
 
 
 
Man tortures and dissects daughter's guinea pig because he thought it was a camera-equipped robot placed in his home by the government
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(70)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
How the Saudi royal family spends its summer vacations
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China against the use of force in solving the Iraq problem. Still willing to run over own unarmed citizens with tanks though.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quiz: Whose legs is that? (not safe for work)
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(48)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
School wonders if yoga counts as religion
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(72)
 
(news net 5)
 
 
 
Wanted: chronically naked woman driver, last seen sans clothes in Porsche.
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(53)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Baylor frat suspended for a year for being in Playboy.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet the asshat who broke into a house then fell asleep wearing girls panties
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Confused Farkette)
 
 
 
How many chances should a lady give her man to change his ways before she gives up? (voting enabled) (link goes no where special)
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(229)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sports injury of the day - Runner's Nipple
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(63)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Shania Twain - Country as cornbread and hot as a New York night (safe for work)
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(88)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
For sale: 933,000 square foot Alka-Seltzer factory. Only $1
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Penn State football players
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(85)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Refs give Arizona State a fifth-down and they still lose by 38 points to Nebraska
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
No talent assclown Michael Bolton to receive star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Knox News)
 
 
 
ESPN caves in to "trailer park frenzy', pulls Tennessee redneck football promo
source: knoxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Excellent Haxxor)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own RIAA hack. For extra credit, link us to your own version of the site
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colin "man-boobies" Montgomery pulls out of golf match. Saving energy to heckle Americans in Ryder cup.
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Visit the hacked RIAA site (while supplies last)
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(348)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Brain music" helps you sleep; insomniacs listen to Metallica
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Couple sues airline for $5 million over lost cat. "It's not about the money"
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(78)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
I reckon they might jus blow up that there Astrodome real good like
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(29)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas spends more on prisons than education
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(53)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brit boinks bird then wife walks in, doo dah, doo dah
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: CBS to produce "Real Beverly Hillbillies"
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(39)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Two reporters at World Summit robbed after being doped with date rape drug by hookers. Can't wait to see those expense reports.
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(18)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man woken by a wild buffalo ramming his home, repels animal with thong
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Sarina likes tennis. not safe for work
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(40)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
She likes to go down - freediver Mehgan Heaney-Grier (SFW)
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Final Plans for Atlanta Fark Party this weekend.
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Garbage Pail Kid card for your favorite Farker or celebrity (with example)
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First save Karyn, next save Sheeba
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(45)
 
(Some Beer Drinker)
 
 
 
Impromptu Milwaukee FARK Party Friday night? Sprecherfest?
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(34)
 
(Some Stoner)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If they legalized drugs, how would Madison Avenue advertise them? (Link goes *cough* to inspiration)
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(131)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lord of The Rings voted best soundtrack ever. Complete list included.
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(230)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Verizon to RIAA: Can you hear me now? Good, now kiss our asses.
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(91)
 


Tue August 27, 2002
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jim Koch, chairman of Boston Beer Company and Grand Marshal of the Opie and Anthony "Sex for Sam" fiasco, apologizes and means it.
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(53)
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
SatireWire: "Strewth."
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ki-Jana Carter cut by Packers - officially he is now the biggest flop in NFL history
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(98)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Old man vows to be buried with beer. Has had had nothing else to drink, other than beer, since 1972.
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(50)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Man satisfies residency requirements for election by living in empty lot.
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(17)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police film 80 year old man in sunglasses and tennis shoes having sex with a herd of cows.
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(71)
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
ESPN runs promo making fun of red neck fans of Tennessee football. Vols fans go nuts
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Cam site loves Fark traffic, promises to write 'Fark' on their boobies all night (not safe for work)
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(431)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker citizenj for his b-day. Not only did his friends forget him, but he's stuck at work until tomorrow
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(111)
 
(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Car Talk reviews Tommy's 1963 Dodge Dart
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(42)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Town struggles with abundance of people with the same name
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(73)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Dee Snyder's radio show cancelled
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman says she's complete after 15 plastic surgeries (with pics and video)
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stupefied women at a concert
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(148)
 
(ADN.com)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist falls off bike, helmet saves him; Gets run over by semi, dies instantly.
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(70)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
School board member accused of using racial slur. Slur in question? 'Parasite'
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(177)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Excerpts from WWII kamikaze manual
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(107)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"You broke it, you fix it." US signals Afghan policy shift, plans to rebuild nation
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(86)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rugby player finds tooth in arm
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(41)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
The science of Schadenfreude, or taking pleasure in others misfortune.
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(58)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New York & San Francisco selected as the U.S. finalists to host the 2012 Olympics
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(132)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When you say "I'm an undercover sky marshal" and you're not, don't say it to a real one.
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man accused in wedgie case
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: ABC greenlights 'Romy and Michele's HS Reunion' Prequel
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(74)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scientist track migrating goose 3000 miles. Find it in hunter's freezer.
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(47)
 
(Indy Star)
 
 
 
Man who keeps vandalizing Pan statue says he's trying to prevent war between Protestants and pagans.
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Workers surf internet to avoid stress.
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(47)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Beekeeper stops at IHOP with queen bee in SUV, bees swarm parking lot minutes later (with pic)
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(56)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Love's Labors Lust: Library of Congress curator sells huge porn collection
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New standard equipment for US Navy subs: videogames
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(63)
 
(Blue Stuff)
 
 
 
Try some Emu jerky today!
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(27)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe gets into Mexican barfight, woman puts him in headlock until he calms down.
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(82)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
P.R. firm selling 15 minutes of fame
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(18)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Teen starts petition to dispute Soul Train's Entertainer of the Year. Soul Train sends back nasty email
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(252)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: Caffeine may help prevent cancer. Bad news: Caffeine may help promote cancer
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(23)
 
(Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
New on Chuck E Cheese Menu: Stabbing Flaming Madman
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chilean art exhibit featuring dead dogs picked off of highways is causing a stir
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1971 AMC ad.
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(120)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swelling Dongting presses against groaning dike
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(74)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Drunk intruder dons girl's underwear, falls asleep
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Test: Whose boobies are those? Not safe for work
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(34)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Actress Natasha Lyonne demands her "entertainment lawyer". A DUI charge ensues.
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(45)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Pre-emptive strike: Soccer team offers free admission to beleaguered Minnesota Twins fans if ballplayers strike
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grizzly mauls animal rights wingnut
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(100)
 
(fox35wofl.com)
 
 
 
Man tries to make citizen's arrest of Cardinal Egan during mass
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(199)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran allows women to sue for divorce. Joins 19th century.
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(62)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Man forced to withdraw penis from Ebay. Auctionus interruptus.
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(39)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Finally, a firefighter calendar worth buying: Fire Chix 2003
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(29)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Satire Wire to shut down
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(104)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Illusionist spends 24 hours underwater. Emerges, plugs his show, vomits, then passes out.
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(37)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Hijacker mistakenly shoots his accomplice while trying to rob truck
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Survive Fark boobie droughts with Stile's cam site (not safe for work)
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(225)
 
(vw.com)
 
 
 
VW bringing back the Microbus. Bong-holder optional
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(112)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cheney decloaks, defends Bush's war plans, then recloaks.
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(188)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash hospitalized due to an alergic reaction to "medicine"
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(51)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dixie Chicks' song about why country music sucks is #2 on the country charts
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(216)
 
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
900 of Thailand's elephants are in tourism, 300 are roaming the city, 900 are unemployed
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(25)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boxer who is constricting anus 100 times to goodbye depression
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(123)
 
(KLASTV)
 
 
 
Man missing since terrorist attacks found alive at New York hospital
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(96)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Reporter takes part in Air Guitar World Championships, comes in 4th place
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sony to end Betamax production
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(119)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rival radio company shows no interest in hiring Opie & Anthony
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(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More than 70,000 Australians wrote "Jedi" as their religion during last year's national census
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(82)
 
(Some booty loving Guy)
 
Boobies
 
J-Lo's assets, not safe for work
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(152)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Women's soccer team were duped into appearing topless and wearing only G-strings in TV commercial
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(44)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
An army marches on its stomach. Caesar's army marched on pizza and eggs
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(40)
 
(Some Cop)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Corporate sponsored police cars.
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(103)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Some DVD releases are making more than first-run films
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(115)
 
(WEBN)
 
 
 
Screw the Cincinnati boycott. Come to RiverFest downtown Sunday.
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Doonesbury runs for Congress
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(57)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
MP takes part in charity auction and is bought for a day by a brothel madam
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man backs off billing for jury duty
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(84)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Attendees at conference on famine dine on lobsters, oysters and steak
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(183)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian woman wins tickets to Elton John concert by collecting 39,000 grasshoppers.
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(61)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
According to the 2003 Farmers' Almanac, the entire earth will be encompassed in a glacier this winter
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(65)
 


Mon August 26, 2002
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Welcome to Altus, Oklahoma where the city hall receptionist and a substitute judge smoke crack together.
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Claudia and Heidi Topless Gallery. not safe for work.
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(43)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Hotels near Ground Zero selling out for anniversary
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
SAS Flight 1-2-3, request permission to land... Hello? Anybody there? Whaddayamean he's on vacation?
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(35)
 
(CNS)
 
 
 
Environmentalist: poverty is good, people shouldn't have electricity
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(65)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how "flying snakes" fly. Has nothing to do with being loaded into fake cans of peanuts.
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
P-P-P-Pay m-m-me st-st-st-state m-money, p-p-p-please
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unknown Player is giving away a $3,000 ultimate gaming machine
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ah, the joys of a topless picnic...
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anna loses in 1st round of US Open. Still the best looking tennis player ever.
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(66)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
1 in 3 brits are as gross as Homer Simpson
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A rare club appearance by Papa Roach brought out the wild side in frontman Jacoby Shaddix, who urinated in a bottle, sipped from it, and then shared it with a woman in the audience.
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(74)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Audio
 
Listen to excerpts from broadcast that got Opie and Anthony canned.
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(150)
 
(Courier News)
 
 
 
Taxpayers fund airport authority for 10 years. County has no airport.
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inmates dining in the buff? Those wacky Canucks are at it again.
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(51)
 
(orange-today.co.uk)
 
 
 
Restaurants ban man with a giant appetite from taking advantage of their 'all-you-can-eat' offers
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(105)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Fisherman reels in human head, puts it in bucket and keeps fishing
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most amazing photograph ever. Honest. Caption succinctly the startling events depicted herein.
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(349)
 
(Ugo.com)
 
 
 
A champion Battlebots builder reflects on his experiences with the show
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(75)
 
(indyweek.com)
 
 
 
Today's kids are exposed to 1,500 advertisements per day
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(121)
 
((Some Minister of Divine Ferment)
 
 
 
Become a legal ordained minister in the ULC Beer Church.
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Bush's opinion about a possible Iraqi attack? "Congress? I don't need no steenkin' congress"
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(517)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
China tunnels through earth to invade America
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(118)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German teacher spends 3 months on a rollercoaster with cellphone for comfort. "Can you hear me now.?"
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(40)
 
(orange-today.co.uk)
 
 
 
72-year-old who has drunk nothing but beer for 30 years takes bottles to the grave
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(99)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
University of Missouri-Rolla is the unhappiest college in the country.
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(127)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
1 in 4 workers spend a full day a week surfing non-work-related sites
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(197)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bad to worst: 10 biggest sports phonies ever
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(106)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Florida town gets corporate sponsored police cars. In other news, CEO's of corporation now immune from law
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(55)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
StrongBad's vacation continues
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(47)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Delaware police compile database of future suspects
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(87)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman takes .357 Magnum on flight. Good to know those new security measures are so effective
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(60)
 
(Some Schwangerschaft)
 
 
 
Graduate course seeks world's funniest-sounding word. 'Boobies,' unfortunately, is not it
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(193)
 
(Some Frenchman)
 
 
 
Brand new mustard technology. A must have for all the Mustard Men on your Christmas list.
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(62)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this visitor at the Global Flower Horn Fish Mega Exhibition in Kuala Lumpur
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(106)
 
(Some Wombat)
 
 
 
Australian National Library to collect net porn for its website - got anything you want to contribute?
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
US prison population break all-time high. 6.6 million adults are in jails. Possible Farker party from within?
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(151)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
U.S. Lawn Mower Racing Association promises to never go on strike. "We don't want to deprive America the joy of lawn mower racing."
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(39)
 
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Babylon 5 vs. The Empire? The Galactica takes on the Klingons? (Hardcore nerds only)
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(68)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cop on can radios colleagues for toilet paper
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this neck-twisting carnival ride in action.
source: <