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Sun August 04, 2002: # of Comments
[Retrocrush] [Cool] A look at the best movie sequels ever made
(Some Christian Dude) [Interesting] Are you addicted to sex ? Take's Sexual Addiction Test and find out if you're pre-addicted, level 1,2 or 3
[Seattle Times] [Dumbass] Man with razor blades in shoes arrested at airport
(Some Guy) [Cool] Captain Crunch redux:A guide to all your favorite cereal characters
( [News] Tropical Depression #2 forms in Gulf of Mexico
[Yahoo] [Scary] I said smile dammit
[BBC] [Scary] Hoping for immortality, Welsh vampire murderer instead gets life
( [Unlikely] In Russia, foreign objects chase YOU
[Yahoo] [Photoshop] Photoshop Bush and son on a speedboat
( [Stupid] Europe-wide law will force motorists to pay compensation for car-cyclists accidents, even if cyclist caused accident
[MDN] [Ironic] News crew pickpocketed while covering pickpocket story
[MDN] [Ironic] Two cars hit and kill woman contemplating suicide
( [Sad] Is masturbing a crime against god?
[ESPN] [Amusing] Fat desk jockey goes thru college football obstacle course
(Some Guy) [Amusing] I got laid off...
[AP] [Obvious] Scientists Finish Total Map of Mouse Genome. Mice To Be Very Dildo-Like In Future.
[Washington Post] [Sad] That great American game, pinball, is fading into the past. And it's a cryin' shame.
( [News] Bill Elliot wins Brickyard 400. Rusty Wallace surrenders.
[Reuters] [Followup] Man Recovers After Battling, Killing Cougar
(People) [Obvious] Jon Voight thinks his daughter is mental
[Yahoo] [Photoshop] Photoshop these ecstatic rugby champions. Haka.
( [Photoshop] Photoshop Farker Cole Burns getting ready for a day at the beach
[CNN] [Hero] Our Favorite Cliche, Domo, Makes CNN
(Some Guy) [Amusing] Custom officials insist man open suitcase. Pandemonium insues when 300 live cobras emerge
[MSNBC] [Obvious] Angelina Jolie's dad says she's nuts
[Fox News] [Amusing] Burning Up the House: Former Male Stripper Runs for Congress
[Fox News] [Misc] Britney Spears: Bad or Just Misunderstood?
(IWON) [Hero] firefighters made it to WTC crash site
[Yahoo] [Amusing] Wisconsin covered in huge cloud of smoke
[FARK] [Obvious] Hundreds of submissions sent in for every event happening in the world
[BBC] [Scary] Hundreds of mothers gather for mass breast-feeding (pic not safe for work)
(Globe and Mail) [Strange] Canadian judge orders deaf prowler to choose between jail or going to the Bahamas.
[Yahoo] [Spiffy] Indians need a place to pitch woo so theaters set up some special seats.
[Yahoo] [Photoshop] Photoshop this girl french-kissing her rodent
( [Spiffy] 200 worst movies this century. Apperantly there are 9 movies worse than Battlefield Earth
(NBC 5) [Spiffy] Libido skin patch for women being tested by FDA
(Salt Lake Tribune) [Sad] One week later, miners have already sold their story to Disney.
[BostonGlobe] [Florida] Democrats say ballot instructions could confuse voters in gubernatorial primary [Dumbass] Youth gets 6 months prison for trying to having sex with camel
[Reuters] [Strange] Giant tree comforts the lovelorn
(Globe and Mail) [Obvious] Party-goers to annual Toronto festival are just looking for sex, not inspiring cultural music
(Stratfor) [Interesting] Mobilizations hint at date and strategy for Iraq war
[Houston Chronicle] [Obvious] 80% of Hotmail email recieved is spam
[] [Obvious] Rogue Water Buffalo grows tired of whining tourists.
[MSNBC] [Scary] Anna Nicole Smith's reality show to premiere tonight on E.
[USAToday] [Hero] Firefighters made it to WTC floors damaged by planes, tried to save people
(Seanbaby) [Amusing] Hyper intelligent robot god damn escapes.
[Yahoo] [Amusing] Egyptian authorities seize 7000 dried lizards that were intended for aphrodesiacs. In related news, 7000 Egyptian authorities sportin' wood.
[New Scientist] [Interesting] Firefighter invents new system which over-rides car radios with message when emergency vehicle is behind them
(Dribble Glass) [Boobies] Substitute teachers never looked this good.
[Newsday] [Scary] Lightning strikes man through head, killing him
[Yahoo] [Caption] Caption Bush bumping his head on Marine One
(B3ta) [Scary] Ugly-ass, aggressive little dogs wearing Kimonos. (Site is in Japanese but freaky rat dogs are universal)
(U.S. Newswire) [Stupid] all natural Ben & Jerry's isn't REALLY all natural. who cares, tho? it's still good ice cream.
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop theme: Where are they now?
[Fox News] [Hero] Cancerless cigerette on the way.
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Sat August 03, 2002: # of Comments
(Some Guy) [Boobies] Geek Boobies. (not safe for work) (root me.)
( [Cool] One man battleship invades local lake.
(Some Rock) [Spiffy] Perseid meteor shower peaks on August 12
( [Stupid] Wang-shaped lollipop hard for parents to get a grip on
(CA Governor's Office) [PSA] All about the AMBER Alert system
[The Sun] [Amusing] Cops think man is making rude gestures at them. Turns out he is deaf. Hilarity ensues.
[TechTV] [Plug] IEPurge gets rid of all cookies
(Some Guy) [Sad] Belgians to dig up 50,000 war dead to build motorway. Vets not happy.
[The Sun] [Weeners] Introducing Wonderpants - bulge enhancing briefs (safe for work)
[ABC News] [Amusing] Researcher tries to justify the time and money he's spent studying crop circles.
(Some Guy) [Spiffy] Anyone remember Wacky Packs from the 70s?
[ABC News] [Weird] Horny turtles chase away construction workers
(Hank3) [PSA] Hank Williams III is needing Stand Up Bass Player that can also play Electric Bass.
(Some Music Lover) [Obvious] The 10 Worst Concept Albums Of All Time.
(Some Newspaper) [Asinine] Instructor has student sign affidavit to play "strip poker."
(The Age) [PSA] Micro$oft to charge to keep sent mail from hotmail
(Some Guy) [Cool] Vote for your favorite Löwenbräu waitress and get a FREE poster of her.
[ESPN] [Cool] Hunter S. Thompson writes about one neurotic evening with Warren Zevon. Somehow shooting a .44 magnum is worked in there. Go figure.
[Yahoo] [Photoshop] Photoshop this sporting-event streaker (safe for work, sorta)
(E!) [Amusing] Ozzy annoys Sharon so much during chemo she sends him back on tour
(Some Guy) [Cool] Saturday morning timewaster: Soccer Kick-up game (repeat)
[Washington Post] [Interesting] Weblogs are helping to keep the mainstream media honest
[BostonGlobe] [Misc] From the Michael Jordan school of indecision: Wayne Gretzky may come back to NHL.
[Yello Times] [Interesting] The long term strategy of Israel and how it affects the U.S
[FARK] [Survey] What is your favorite kind of sushi? (voting enabled)
[The Sun] [Dumbass] Yachtsman's big trip cut short when he desperately lays anchor for 4 days amist fog, 100 yards from shore
[Washington Post] [Asinine] Doctor accidentally kills woman after giving her lethal dose of drug he researched on Google
[Yahoo] [Spiffy] Japanese brewery revives 4,400-year-old Egyptian beer
[SFGate] [Asinine] Fifteen year old girl jumps rope with her ass.
[AP] [Misc] Offer tips for the new head of McMarketing for McDonalds (with McVoting).
(Some Rebel Scum) [Strange] It's a Trap - Homade Ackbar Costumes
(Some Guy) [Weeners] Farkette Alert: Johnny Depp - Enuff Said
[The Sun] [Obvious] Woman shocked to discover the man she fell in love with over the internet was deceiving her
(Some Physic) [Unlikely] Sylvia Brown's predictions for the next 100 years
(Some Guy) [Hero] Hungry cougar attacks old man. Old man kills it with pocketknife
( [Amusing] Alaska sweats in rare 70-degree weather. Anchorage blinded as people take to the beaches to get a tan
(The FeedRoom) [Video] Large men hit pool face first in Olathe, Kansas as part of the town's seventh annual Belly Flop Contest.
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Fri August 02, 2002: # of Comments
(Some Guy) [Obvious] The top 3 downloads you should avoid.
(via [Ironic] Dumbass parents name children Winner and Loser: Guess who has the last laugh
(Dr Megavolt) [Cool] scientists hook up 16 alternators in series making two megavolts and 200 kilowatts to freshen water
[Free Press] [Strange] Man found wandering in secure area of Windsor Tunnel snarls at police, spits at them, tries to bite them, dies of unknown causes.
( [Obvious] AIDS prevention worker hands free condom to 13-year-old girl in a park playground. Hilarity ensues
(Some Guy) [Scary] Al Qaeda announces that they will Attack in August... homeland defense oddly silent so far.
[MSNBC] [Weird] Thanks to GPS a house that was once in Rhode Island is now in Connecticut
[NandoTimes] [Interesting] Afghans enjoy newfound right to protest government
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop some Farker's brother looking for the "ketchup worm."
(Koronin) [Spiffy] Play Warcraft 3, GTA 3 and more cool games on Linux
[Yahoo] [Followup] N.J. town's "blobs" actually wax
[Yahoo] [Obvious] Lawmakers refuse to take lie detector tests
[The Sun] [Boobies] The Charlie's Angels girls washing cars. Wax on, Whacks off. (Safe for work)
(NZ Herald) [Interesting] Bird poop causing kiwi fruit infestation
[AZCentral] [Scary] Woman in southern Arizona attacked by bees, tells boyfriend she loves him, and then dies from the bee stings.
[FHM] [Boobies] Lisa Marie Scott - the only reason to watch Ballet. (SFW)
[BostonGlobe] [Florida] You can't strip-tease in a chicken suit and expect to run for congress someday
(Post Dispatch) [Asinine] Reds Jim Bowden compares possible baseball strike to 9/11 terrorist attacks
(Copenhagen Post) [Amusing] 'Whoppergate' scandal tearing through Denmark
[Maxim] [Misc] Does the girl in your life suspiciously win more than her share of your battles? You’re not alone, pal. Here's how to fight back.
[BostonGlobe] [Hero] Lawsuits surge as more workers demand payment for overtime hours
[FARK] [PSA] Reminder: Charleston Fark party tomorrow evening 10pm. Link goes to info on this and other upcoming Fark parties
[The Smoking Gun] [Followup] Mug shot of the 19 year old bbq thief. Article mentions 'meat juice'
[MSNBC] [Interesting] Earth's gravity is shifting. Newton surrenders.
(The Guardian) [Amusing] Iran will allow girls to take off veils in classroom. Critics say policy "encouraging nudity."
[CNN] [Scary] Witchcraft suspect arrested after authorities find human heart wrapped in cloth. Claims he's never even been to San Francisco.
(Some Nerd) [Hero] Fan donates over 35,000 sci-fi books and pulp 'zines to University of Calgary Library. MIT Science Fiction Society--with only 25,000 books--surrenders
(Some Guy) [Amusing] Arguments Against the Hoax Theory of Crop Circles
[AZCentral] [Scary] Vampire-obsessed teen guilty of blood-drinking killing
[BBC] [Amusing] It only took two days for someone to burn down Strawhenge
( [Cool] University gets $5 million for beer lab
[The Scotsman] [Ironic] Court appointed attorney gets man bail. Man repays attorney by stealing his car.
[] [Followup] Archbishop Pell says his statement on abortion and child abuse was taken out of context.
(OC Register) [Amusing] California anti-GOP ads have opposite effect of what was intended
[ABC News] [Hero] Serial killer on loose in Louisiana. Governor's solution for women: Start packin' heat.
(MostNewYork) [Obvious] Librarians in NY told to leave slut clothes at home and to hide tattoos and piercings while at work
( [Florida] Crack addicts paid top dollar for aphrodisiac sea turtle eggs
[Houston Chronicle] [Misc] Would you like boobies with that? Strip club to replace a Houston McDonald's.
(wpvi) [Amusing] Yesterday Pizza Closed a Highway. Today, "Would you like fries with that?".
[NewsMax] [Amusing] Governor Ventura accidently signs 'Christian Heritage Week' in Minnesota
[Reuters] [PSA] British grocery stores needs a new chocolate taster and will pay £35,000 ($54,400) a year for the successful candidate
[The Straight Dope] [Cool] Can sumo wrestlers retract their testicles inside their bodes?
(St. Petersburg Times) [Florida] Florida town bans school buses after senior citizens complain about the noise
(Some Guy) [Boobies] The Silicon Breast Challenge -- Are They Real? (not safe for work) (repeat)
(Haaretz Daily) [Obvious] UN reports no massacre in Jenin
[Reuters] [Photoshop] Photoshop Stonehenge during a solar eclipse
[Something Awful] [Amusing] Photoshop Phriday: SA goons up national landmarks.
(Some Guy) [Sad] Teen worried about catching bus ignores the fact he won a fortune in lottery
( [Obvious] ESPN's Lee Corso calls the SEC a bunch of cheaters and a bunch of crooks.
(National Review) [Ironic] When it comes to baseball, conservatives look for the union label
[Yahoo] [Hero] World's loudest burper gets choked up trying to break his own record of 118 decibels
(Sun-Sentinel) [Dumbass] Thief swallows $115,000 necklace, ensuring it becomes the world's most expensive ben-wa toy ever
[SacBee] [Dumbass] Woman Busted for Boosting Barbecue
( [Obvious] Dishwasher who turned in $203,000 says people think he's an idiot.
(MegaStar) [Boobies] Page 3 megahottie Leilani Dowding. Not safe for work
[CapAlert] [Obvious] CAP Reviews Country Bears, gives it the flashing red light
(Some MIB) [Photoshop] Clichéd theme: Old n' Busted v. New Hotness. No original. You get the idea.
(Some Guy) [Cool] Did you have a bad week? Take out some tension by kicking guys in the head in this flash game
[The Smoking Gun] [Amusing] Traficant mug shot with crazy toupee
( [Amusing] Arena football league mascot fired after fighting with the team's GM on the field during a game.
[Houston Chronicle] [Dumbass] Teen gets abortion with fake ID, now suing clinic for illegal abortion.
[Cosmiverse] [Interesting] Hubble space telescope feasts on interstellar hamburger (with pic)
( [Florida] "This is bizarre even by Katherine Harris' standards"
[Yahoo] [PSA] Iraq invites UN weapons inspectors back into country
[JSOnline] [Weird] Man accused of putting genitalia photos in cars
[] [Dumbass] Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer performs karaoke in front of foreign dignitaries... again
( [Boobies] Stoners love boobies.
[CNN] [Strange] Mysterious black blobs invade New Jersey town.
(Some Guy) [Weird] Scientists use new powder to make foreign tree moths think they are gay
[NYPost] [Unlikely] Bill Clinton vows to get a rifle and "fight and die" for Israel if it is attacked
( [Amusing] Nimoy sings the Ballad of Bilbo
(Some curious drunk) [Survey] Why do you drink alcohol? (this link goes to a picture of grey goose vodka)
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop theme: Vandalize a stop sign.
(Revista Fluir) [Boobies] Follow-up: For men who like great butts, from Brazil, land of the nice butts.
(Ray) [Spiffy] Lyrics to Ray Stevens "Ahab The Arab" (Not PC)
(Kung Fool) [Boobies] How to draw realistic boobies on anime chicks with eyes bigger than their fists. (possibly not safe for work)
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop this weightlifter.
(WSAW tv 7) [Scary] Brain destroying illness from eating wild animals kills three men
(Connecticut Post) [Spiffy] Neighborhood pest ordered out of the country
(some took, eh) [Hero] As we approach the 1 year anniversary: Gander, Newfoundland. Small Canadian town that took in 5000 Americans on Sept 11th.
(Stuff Magazine) [Boobies] Stuff girl Kristina Anapau in a cowboy hat (and not much else, MSFW)
(Some Phallus) [Spiffy] Merrymakers use weedkiller to burn image of a penis behind high school
(Janes) [Spiffy] Boeing brings anti-gravity engine "out of the closet". Newton Surrenders.
(VH1) [Cool] 100 Greatest Music Videos of All Time
(Some History) [Unlikely] The Egyptians used rockets and had a helicopter.
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Thu August 01, 2002: # of Comments
[Fox News] [Ironic] Men turning to plastic surgery to stay competitive at work
[Pravda] [Unlikely] Over 100 American soldiers missing in Afghanistan. US Department of State still ignores this fact
( [Asinine] Should Bill and Hill be reimbursed for legal expenses?Vote here.(voting not enabled)
( [Strange] Tombstone pizza truck crash leaks gooey globs of dough on hot road, dough quickly rises
(news net 5) [Cool] Man heads to prison for punching police dog
(Some Guy) [Amusing] Driver with TUR licence plate asks prankster to stop adding D
( [Obvious] Hamas leader's wife refuses to allow her son to become a suicide martyr
[MSNBC] [Cool] Natural high wipes out bad memories. In other news, UN-natural high wipes out ALL memories.
[ABC News] [Hero] Man invents device that cures stuttering. Porky Pig now just a pig.
(ratemycameltoe) [Boobies] Rate my Camel Toe. 'nuff said. not safe for work
(Some God) [Hero] Small town boy becomes big time God
(Some Guy) [Misc] Taking the fark - a local net newspaper from Northern Ireland
( [Interesting] Keep an eye on this kid. Ben Shapiro weighs in on the impulse of the government to enact new laws
(Local 6) [Video] Crowd teaches babysitter not to beat their children by beating her. Check out the drop kick.
(Cinescape) [Asinine] Opportunistic nerds mess with Star Wars, are fined and deported
(Time Magazine) [Photoshop] Photoshop these UFO's
(Some Guy) [Interesting] Will you have a job next year? Try the Layoff Calculator to find out
( [Interesting] White House urges hackers to test software
(thepittsburghchannel) [NewsFlash] abducted california girls rescued. suspect shot dead.
[Austin] [Hero] Feds will force Traficant to lose the rug
(Mansfield (Ohio) News Journal) [Amusing] Lawyer sues airline, claims fat man "spilled over" into his seat
[Wired] [Obvious] The sun causes global warming
[BBC] [Weird] People are paying a NY man to violently kidnap them for fun.
[Yahoo] [Strange] Hairdressers more likely to have small babies.
[Reuters] [Scary] British man who took viagra ended up in hospital for almost a week with an unstoppable nosebleed
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop Theme: Failed logos
( [Amusing] Arcata Eye blotter update; Furies no mobile home could ever contain [Obvious] IT Departments are full of marijuana users
[Reuters] [Amusing] Man astonished when his car sells on internet auction for $14. Gets taken to court when he refuses to sell for that price
(Seattle P-I) [Obvious] Old guy mad about town festival near his house uses chain saws and large riding mower to disrupt band. Town throws him in jail
[Seattle Times] [Cool] 5-year-old skateboard star has agent and sponsors. Need for education continues to diminish
[DFW] [Cool] Senate wants to address "Check Engine" light on cars
[NCBuy] [Obvious] Brits bigger lushes than Americans
[Seattle Times] [Photoshop] Photoshop Bill Gates doing his superhero pose
[Reuters] [Photoshop] Do you know the melon man?
(Film Guardian) [Interesting] The 10 staples of B-grade movies
(RWN) [Amusing] RightWingNews presents their top ten things to hack onto Al Queda's website. What would you put instead? Voting enabled.
[Wired] [Amusing] Scientists figure out that they have no rational concept of how 'real people' behave
[Reuters] [Caption] Caption Mel Gibson and these kids wearing tin foil hats reading a book.
(Orange Today) [Dumbass] Man survives seven trips to Antartic without losing anything to frostbite then cuts his toes off with a lawnmower
[ABC News] [Spiffy] Ala. removes dead from voter lists
(Sandbox) [Misc] Fantasy Fark Football on Sandbox League: Fark Football Password: fark
[Yahoo] [Photoshop] John Long holds up the lower jaw bone of a marsupial lion found in a cave on the Nullarbor Plain, asking you to photoshop it
(Film Guardian) [Amusing] English war film has no battle scenes because they could only afford four extras
[BBC] [Strange] Cat gets skin cancer, has ears amputated, looks like alien.
(Some Guy) [Amusing] So which are you? A "Limpy Wimpy" or a "Rod of Steel?"
(Some Guy) [Obvious] Survey of what people do at lunchtime - most people found to eat lunch. One per cent have sex.
(Denver Post) [Asinine] Denver Bronco's rookie skips mandatory 'rookie symposium' to help his sister through her second birth. NFL fines him $11,000, 1/3rd of his signing bonus.
( [PSA] How to read email headers
(Some Guy) [Boobies] A little something for the ass man and woman out there (guys section, too) Not entirely safe for work.
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Wed July 31, 2002: # of Comments
(IOL) [Dumbass] Robber who attacked a six-months pregnant woman beaten up when she turns out to be a taekwondo black-belt
[ABC News] [Scary] Guinea pigs overrunning California
(Some Guy) [Dumbass] Smuggling cocaine inside yams doesn't work
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) [Asinine] Ohio agrees its fish are still toxic, just not going to tell people anymore.
[Fox News] [Asinine] Time Warner charges flood victims for damaged cable boxes
[Google] [Photoshop] Yo, photoshop this yo-yo and his yo-yos.
(Some Guy) [Amusing] What happens when you try to eat a jar of horseradish in 10 minutes?
(E!) [Amusing] Play the new Anna Nicole Smith game
( [Stupid] Man robs shop after having passport photo taken. Guess who still has the negative?
[The Sun] [Amusing] Man runs over his wife twice and then has a heart attack.
[BBC] [Interesting] Yeltsin Gets A Mountain
[Herald-Leader] [NewsFlash] Fark central - water advisory - boil water in KY before drinking
[The Smoking Gun] [Amusing] The Olympic Ice Skating Mob Scene
(Some Guy) [Amusing] Uncle Melon's Golden Guide to the Beach. Thanks to Fark and Farker HPZ for the help.
(Some Guy) [Video] Ever wonder what would happen to your favorite consumer electronic devices if you pumped several thousand volts through them?
[BBC] [Asinine] Saudis block 2,000 websites, many of them not pornographic
(Some Guy) [Boobies] The only reason to see Goldmember - Beyonce Knowles. Safe for work
(Chortler) [Satire] Researchers assert regular sexual activity healthy, or so they hear
[SFGate] [Unlikely] Pyschiatrist says Bigfoot caused Yosemite killer to behead nature guide.
[The Sun] [Followup] New George Michael cd sells a whopping 3,000 copies
[BostonGlobe] [Florida] Spectator bites off man's ear during brawl at Florida youth baseball game
[Washington Post] [Asinine] Starving nation refuses American corn becuase of genetic modification. In other news - Beggars are now officially allowed to be choosers
[Reuters] [Florida] Female manatees beach themselves in Florida to escape horny males
(Some Guy) [Cool] Tech geek DJs take one more step towards world domination
[NCBuy] [Amusing] 62 year old nuclear engineer decides to change careers. Male stripping is where the money's at.
(Some Guy) [Weeners] Brad Pitt. not safe for work
[Yahoo] [Obvious] London broadcaster who said he'd like to have sex with 16 year old wonder-soprano Charlotte Church fired.
( [Spiffy] Canada to invade Mars.
[Reuters] [Scary] School lunches are loaded with salmonella
(Salt Lake Tribune) [Interesting] Federal judge slaps state of Utah's wrist and says Indians can store Nuclear Waste on their land.
[National Post] [Stupid] UK researchers find granola is about as nutritious as cake.
( [Stupid] Senators wanting thinner U.S. introduce obesity bill
[AP] [Hero] Passengers aboard Flight 93 broke down cockpit door with food cart. Book coming out soon revealing more details of the heroic dudes
(Orlando Sentinel) [Amusing] Judge in Ted Williams case lays down the law. Tells Ted's children to behave.
(Orange Today) [Amusing] Ice cream man buried in style with a raspberry cone on his coffin and 12 vans playing their jingles
(Quint) [Followup] Scientists plan to fight Great Lakes zebra muscle problem by releasing Bull Sharks. In other news: More universities found to be graduating scientists of the "mad" variety.
(NBC 5) [Interesting] Study suggests that when one partner in a relationship is violent, it is twice as likely to be the woman.
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop this sweet pimped out and lowered school bus
[Houston Chronicle] [Scary] Tenant skips out on rent, leaves reptile farm behind. 2 poisonous snakes unaccounted for.
[Drudge] [Obvious] Justice Department investigating AOL Time Warner now.
(Journal Star) [Strange] Skydiver who lost both legs on a jump, continues to skydive with prosthetic legs to send a message
[FARK] [Cool] Fark Meetup day is August 8th. Meet Farkers in your area. Over 1,500 people signed up so far
(Some Guy) [Interesting] Man tries to get his submission for a replacement WTC noticed via the web
[SacBee] [Asinine] Your friend drives drunk, gets caught. You go to jail.
[SacBee] [Stupid] Seniors thought magnetic mattress pads would cure all. Shocked when found out otherwise.
[NYPost] [Unlikely] CEO of Motorola had no idea that the president of the company was about to quit when he sold 40,000 shares of stock.
(TSN) [Cool] Who needs fundamentals? Lisa Leslie performs first dunk in the WNBA history.
(Some Guy) [Strange] Did you know that the Pope is an honorary Harlem Globetrotter? (with pics)
[Washington Post] [Interesting] Suicide bomber is no longer PC. It is now asked that you refer to them as 'Islamikazes"
[Reuters] [Photoshop] It's the president of Taiwan and, well, some kinda flag or somethin' behind him... I think.
(Salt Lake Tribune) [Obvious] Airlines are cancelling Sept. 11 flights. Not alot of people want to fly that day.
(Some Guy) [Sad] Beer-drinking dog banned from pub - goes missing
(Some creationist) [Unlikely] Evolutionists conspire to deny existance of dragons.
[ABC News] [Dumbass] Photographer rushing to submit pictures of Pope John Paul dies in motorcycle accident. God doesn't like the paparazzi.
(Some Poets) [Silly] Write your own haiku. Can be about anything. Voting enabled.
[Reuters] [Photoshop] Alpacas. Lots and lots of alpacas.
(Daily News) [Strange] NYPD fails to subdue crazy man with rubber bullets, firehose, and stun gun. So they shot him.
(Yonkis) [Boobies] A celebration of silicon: bionic boobies. (not safe for work)
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Tue July 30, 2002: # of Comments
[CNN] [Photoshop] CNN wants new ideas for WTC plaza. Link goes to article w/pix and current ideas.
( [Interesting] Florida man invents "Safety Bullet", a new excuse for parental negligence.
[Cosmiverse] [Interesting] Scientists discover why cuddling feels so good. Simultaneously discover why going home to empty studio apartment after work doesn't feel good.
(Stupid Samurai) [Amusing] Ninja Burger hacks's website
[Reuters] [Strange] Chinese bears beg for cola relief
(Diamente Music) [Amusing] Love Marilyn Manson but need a Christian alternative? Here's a handy-dandy band conversion guide.
(Sonic Product) [Interesting] Digital Music for Dummies, part 2
( [Obvious] Second-hand smoke puts cats at risk
[CNN] [Amusing] 50 greatest cartoon characters of all time
(Some Guy) [Scary] Shark found swimming in Lake Erie.
(LaCrosse Tribune) [Amusing] Man mistaken for dead shocks family with phone call.
(Some Kiwi Newspaper) [Amusing] New Zealanders exercise "democratic right to vote in the nude"
[Slate] [Weird] Buddhists worship spaceship. Near Bangkok. Bangkok. Spaceship. True story.
(Killer Tomato) [Misc] Building a better tomato. Still no cure for cancer...
( [Hero] Thongs on the rise at NJ beaches.
( [Asinine] Cleveland cops looking for Bettie Horton bust Betty Horton 3 times in 8 months.
( [Amusing] You thought getting married by an Elvis impersonator was good? Now you can get married by a real ZZ Top guitarist
( [Wheaton] Wil vs Barney at the EFF benefit party.
(deathsports) [Followup] Missing Chick-Fil-A fiberglass cow found. Finder gets free chicken sandwiches for a year
[ABC News] [Cool] Porn driving internet technology. IT engineers cannot be located for comment.
[CNN] [Hero] Baseball HOF members write open letter asking players not to strike
(Some Fred) [Spiffy] Learn Flintknapping , It could save your life one day.
[CapAlert] [PSA] Cap reviews Goldmember
(Some femme) [Weeners] vin diesel's hunka hunka burning love for the farkettes. sfw.
[Yahoo] [Cool] Australians finally have successful launch of hypersonic scramjet engine
(Some Guy) [Scary] A list of speed traps in all of the 50 states. Ticket-generated city revenue surrenders
[FARK] [Misc] Submit your grilled cheese recipe in comments (with voting)
[C|Net] [Amusing] RIAA's website knocked offline by DOS attack - the same type of attack that Rep. Berman's bill would give them the right to use against P2P networks and their users.
(Some Guy) [Interesting] Fried Twinkies.
(iq boy ) [Misc] Take your IQ test.
[Yahoo] [Cool] Another sacred cow slaughtered: Lief Erikson Map a fake (dang liberals.)
[Yahoo] [Sad] River of beer halts Houston traffic, Fark mourns
[] [Strange] Australian company suspends worker for being too fat
(Washington Times) [Obvious] Water is 19 times more dangerous to a child than a firearm per new book from Harvard Press
[Reuters] [Spiffy] NBA to use instant replay next season
[X-Entertainment] [Amusing] Just when you thought you'd had enough Ackbar.
[TechTV] [Weird] Chips of he future are going to be made out of chicken feathers
[Washington Post] [Asinine] Trafficant argues "double jeopardy"
(Some Guy) [Hero] Businesswoman is putting "the boot" on cars that illegally park at her business and charges $ to take it off.
[BostonGlobe] [Interesting] Little League ump charges player's mom with assault after she throws bottle at him.
( [Amusing] The exciting world of the litterbox cam.
(Some Guy) [Boobies] bikini pics
( [Spiffy] School offers Football 101 for women so maybe they'll stop asking so many dumb questions during games.
(Some Guy) [Obvious] Government committee spends millions on study to discover banks rip off customers. Shock.
(Some Guy) [Interesting] Kansas might suck now but 85 million years ago it had oceans.
(Orlando Sentinel) [Florida] Miniature cows... Typical Florida, or some sort of PETA conspiracy to make cow mans best friend?
[BBC] [Cool] Reproducing Robots
[] [Interesting] Cryonics Institute has 41 people, seven dogs and nine cats on ice
[NCBuy] [Amusing] The Hippy Gourmet: for all your late night munchy needs. No word yet on Christmas Special with Martha Stewart.
[Google] [Cool] Official Bruce Campbell Sound Library - Hail to the King, Baby
[X-Entertainment] [Amusing] X-E goes to the Coney Island Aquarium & Astroland Park. Hot fish pics inside
( [Interesting] Animal rights activists support shock-rock band's decision to throw animal parts at fans during concert
[MSNBC] [Obvious] banishes popup ads after a pop reveals 95% of web visitors hate them
[AP] [Photoshop] Competitor in the Lake Jump Contest
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[Reuters] [Strange] Monks brawl over placement of a chair. Conflict goes back centuries.
(User Friendly) [Photoshop] Not enough photoshop this morning. Target the RIAA logo. Link goes to Illiad's example
[Yahoo] [Asinine] President Bush announces that any leader across the globe may be targeted
(The Budapest Sun) [Obvious] Hungarian porn star can't find a boyfriend
( [Amusing] Denver's drought campaign asks residents to "only wash the stinky parts.".
[Yahoo] [Obvious] Claudia Schiffer Is Pregnant. Fb- is the father.
[Reuters] [Dumbass] Greek sneeks into Turkish territory for a drink. Forgets where he is at and starts singing in Greek. Hilarity ensues.
(newspress) [Florida] Crab Racing. Billed as "the stupidest thing you have ever seen."
(KCRA) [Spiffy] Microwaveable dog meat now available in South Korea. Great dog taste in a fraction of the time.
[ABC News] [Asinine] Congress planning bill to combat child obesity. Parents officially giving up any claim of responsibility over their children.
(Cincinnati Enquirer) [Hero] Ohio looks at bill to target spam. $100 per email $50,000 maximum.
( [Hero] Reporter asks: who needs 4wd SUVs? Answer: hardly anyone
(Dayton Daily News) [Scary] "World's longest Yard Sale" set to kickoff - trailer trash and other's embark on hunt
(PopCap) [Cool] Hit fish game just got PopCap Style - Insaniquarium 2.0
( [Stupid] Hollywood is out of ideas: Vin Diesel to star in THREE Pitch Black sequels
[FARK] [PSA] Charleston, SC Fark Party this Saturday at 10:00pm at the Tinder Box. Drew will be in town as well. This link goes to the Fark Parties page
[Cosmiverse] [Spiffy] Space Agencies have renewed interest in actually leaving orbit
[Something Awful] [Followup] Neverwinter Nights review garners flame emails at SA
( [Obvious] Hollywood buys Michael Crichton's next novel before it's even published
(NBC 4) [Asinine] Police chief re-hires officer fired for tipping off drug dealers and giving one a gun.
(Weekly Standard) [Scary] Red light cameras actually increase accidents
(Cleveland Live) [Followup] Prisoner sentenced to run for freedom outruns 12 of 17 cops
[ESPN] [Asinine] 13 charges against Iverson dropped - not enough evidence. Now Iverson must ask for raise to help pay off the bribes.
[CNN] [Hero] Meet Bob Long. The man behind the mining miracle.
[The Smoking Gun] [Obvious] Amy, the girl who is always drinking on Big Brother 3, has also been busted for drunk driving.
[MSNBC] [PSA] Huge gaps in northern US border. Canadian invasion plans still in readiness
[BBSpot] [Satire] Top 11 new shows on CNBC - Everybody Loves Ramen
(Some Guy) [Cool] Lazy Star Wars fans rejoice; R2-D2 will bring you BEER
(StileProject) [Boobies] StileProject's top pics of the week (not remotely safe for work)
[DenverChannel] [Dumbass] Man killed during drunken argument over Heaven and Hell. Gets to experience one or the other first hand.
(Scientific American) [Interesting] The difference between natural and artificial flavors.
[BostonGlobe] [Hero] Vacationers help rescue stranded whales
(news net 5) [Ironic] Man caught running from state trooper ordered to run in 5 mile race
[Yahoo] [Dumbass] Car bombing instructions, step 1: learn to drive
(UPI) [Scary] Budget doesn't stay on... well, budget, files for bankruptcy
(Some Guy) [Scary] The Mullet is back
(Some Guy) [Interesting] Sea Monkeys and X-Ray Specs, the man behind the comic books treasures.
[Fox News] [Scary] Microchips: The New Surrogate Parents?
(Rush) [Dumbass] McAuliffe, Gephardt and other Democrats create a phony bank and then cook its books
(Guardian) [Cool] Parliament to open curry shop on premises
(SPTimes) [Florida] Theraputic touch faith healing: It's not just for morons anymore
( [Dumbass] Florida lawyer, apparently unaware of any actual laws, arrested for attempting to carry handgun onto a plane
[] [Amusing] Armed robbers steal $61,500. Get busted. Suddenly there is only $19,000 left in the kitty. Police officers buy Ferraris.
[Fox News] [NewsFlash] Amtrak train derails outside Washington DC
[Reuters] [Cool] HP unveils photo printer that surpasses regular photographs
[National Post] [Weird] Bruce the Goose thinks a Mercury outboard motor is his mother
[Reuters] [Interesting] IBM to enable Honda drivers to talk to their cars
[Yahoo] [Asinine] Now the press is telling Saddam exactly HOW we're gonna get him
[The Sun] [Weird] Angelina Jolie scared Billy Bob will use her blood for curse
[BBC] [Ironic] Votre mère était un hamster et votre éperlan de père des baies de sureau.
(Some Guy) [Ironic] Woman reports husband's child porn stash - gets booted out of country
[Yahoo] [Ironic] Narcissists are bad lovers. And they also have a lot of mirrors around proabably.
[Reuters] [Dumbass] Suicidal cliff jumper phones police after jumping to scream for help
[Reuters] [Obvious] Thousands of Indians sleep in their cars with the airconditioning running at night
(IOL) [Spiffy] 5,000 athletes allotted 150,000 condoms for 10 day event. 150,000 / 5000 / 10 = horny
(Sun Sentinel) [Florida] Cop about to lose his job because of his eccentic methods of looking for dates
[SFGate] [Scary] George Bush is channeling George Orwell.
[Washington Post] [Interesting] 10 days in September: A look inside the Bush war cabinet in the days following 9/11
(Lego-Maniac) [Cool] Awsome lego-land pictures
(Washington Times) [Weird] The newest form of meaningless mysticism is "phone shui"
( [Amusing] Pug sales surge after people see fast-talking Frank in "Men in Black II"
( [Obvious] School decides to use discipline to enforce rules, discovers kids can learn things after all
[Reuters] [Hero] German cat alerts owner about fire; saves lives.
( [Amusing] NFL star had his license suspended so he takes a 73 mile taxi cab ride to training camp.
[ABC News] [Asinine] Ex-boyfriend took nude pics of current Miss NC without her consent, rats her out. Miss America organization decides it violates "morality" clause
[MSNBC] [Asinine] MLB players could strike as soon as August 16th.
[Yahoo] [Cool] AFLAC Rep pays bills for duck
( [Interesting] 1951 New York Giants admit to cheating by stealing catchers' signs
[JSOnline] [Dumbass] Drunk operator tips 35 ton crane over at the WTC cleanup site.
[JSOnline] [Followup] Trapped miners' recount their ordeal.
[MSNBC] [Hero] MSNBC columnist: Armstrong among the best ever. Cracks on Borges.
[The Sun] [Weeners] Streakers busy at weekend sporting events (not safe for work)
[Fox News] [Dumbass] Qwest reports that revenue was overstated by nearly a billion dollars
[Google] [Photoshop] Today is Wil's 30th birthday. Photoshop him into other famous movies that he wasn't in
[] [PSA] Catholic Archbishop asserts abortion is a greater crime than sexually abusing children
(Some Homestar) [Amusing] New Strong Bad Email
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop this farkers rude boss, its payback time
(Some Dictator) [Cool] Create your own online country. Vive le Farkistan libre.
[Corporate Mofo] [Cool] Corporate Mofo Interviews Former MTV Veejay Adam Curry
(Some Goth) [Interesting] All you never wanted to know about the gothic sub-culture.
[Google] [Strange] America as 'the second client nation of god'
[ArabNews] [PSA] 28!
( [Interesting] Karate expert explains best way to make citizen's arrest.
[NCBuy] [Unlikely] Mark McGrath of SugarRay is too claustrophobic to swim with sharks in a cage. More like he is afraid of the damn sharks.
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop these Farkers hiking in Hawaii
[] [Interesting] Court rules that it's legal to modify your playstation to play copied games
(JMM) [Interesting] Top 50 web sites by unique visitors
( [Cool] Full text from the Pope's Sunday mass in Toronto. It will enlighten your Monday.
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