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Sun July 21, 2002
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A list of new chocolates and candies being released this year.
source: candyusa.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
WorldCom bankruptcy--stock goes from high of $64 to $0.09.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ridge: Threat of terrorism may force use of military for domestic law enforcement
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
SAT scores by race and ethnicity, place bets on who does well in math part.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Man Accused of Stealing Truck Caught After Demanding Air at Gas Station
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disney makes fake crop circles to promote "Signs"
source: swirlednews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Trackwars, a spiffy online game
source: trackwars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Audiogalaxy)
 
 
 
Norway's Black Metal Bands are freaking insane
source: audiogalaxy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sonic Product)
 
 
 
Digital Music for Dummies
source: sonicproduct.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Why geek guys really do rule
source: neystadt.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd's album "Dark Side of the Moon" is the secret soundtrack to the Wizard of Oz (if this is not a repeat...)
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Did wild game feasts lead to fatal brain disorders?
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sesame Street to Introduce Crack Addict Muppet
source: brokennewz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Dave Barry blames Boobies fetish on lizard brains; Farkettes everywhere nod in agreement
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Is THE GREEN LANTERN About To Happen?. BUFFY�s Nick Brendon Playing The Lead
source: aint-it-cool-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC5.com)
 
 
 
Hundreds of boats set sail Saturday in the Race to Mackinac, the worlds largest freshwater race
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Alaska Site)
 
 
 
Alaska has almost twice as many caribou as people.
source: state.ak.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis architect plans to top world's tallest building by 40 Ft
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Heartless Girl)
 
 
 
To all Nice Guys: It's true, women DON'T like you
source: heartless-bitches.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(clickondetroit.com)
 
 
 
9 arrested, cop hurt, guest bitten by police dog at wedding reception food fight
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Schoolteacher grabs electric cord, throttles student to show how dangerous electric cords are
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Curing Hangovers with Volcanic Ash
source: www3.cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Person deemed awful complains about it.
source: forums.somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
American corporations bring grandpa back to teach the whippersnappers how to run a business.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(newsok.com)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man crawls for 23 hours to try to save his wife after she is pinned under tractor
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Britons are the rudest, meanest, most linguistically incompetent and least adventurous holidaymakers in the world
source: sky.com
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Equine Suicide-Bomber
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bucks star Glenn Robinson arrested for domestic battery. Johnnie Cochran's pager explodes.
source: msnbc.com
 
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
It's true, Micro$oft only wants you to use Windows2000 or WindowsXP
source: v4.windowsupdate.microsoft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(One Very Jaded Farker)
 
 
 
Apple to core user base, "Drop dead.". Will begin charging one hundred dollars for formerly free feature.
source: mac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Ren and Stimpy Show coming back to TNN along with other adult cartoons. Happy, happy, joy, joy.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Undead Guy)
 
 
 
How to make a zombie.
source: dreamwater.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
E-mailing notorious spammer for kicks, great way to save on your entertainment budget.
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your favorite "I'd Hit It" image. ( Links to a picture of Mr. Bean )
source: sicksack.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
People flock to see image of Virgin Mary in tree. God must have a very strange sense of humor
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the original sketch hidden beneath your favorite classic painting. (Link goes to a real-life example)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker's sister's ugly-ass puppy
source: hstrial-rjeremy.homestead.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Acinet)
 
 
 
List of the highest-paying occupations that require only on-the-job training and no degree.
source: acinet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The five greatest movies ever (maybe)
source: listentome.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Hispanic group demands that American history needs more Hispanic references.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(reporter.net)
 
 
 
Doctor prevents mid-air heart attack by using MacGyver-esque tactics
source: reporter.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these future victims of sitcom cancellation.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian Unlimited)
 
 
 
Indiana, Illinois, Ohio, and Tennessee raise cigarette taxes, so smokers drive to Kentucky to save $4 per carton
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
10 things men need to know about women - really
source: esquire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Most air travellers care more about ripoff ticket prices than safety
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop The Nebraska state line
source: jere.iki.fi   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farley Fan)
 
 
 
Learn more about the Chris Farley Foundation
source: chrisfarleyfoundation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
My kind of reality TV...... "Erotic survivor" not safe for work
 


Sat July 20, 2002
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Baseball fans email Mavericks owner Mark Cuban asking him to buy their team.
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It's kind of scary when someone comes at you with a chain saw."
source: thejournalnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Clone)
 
 
 
We're normal people. We just want our baby to be a clone.
source: sundayherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You've heard his voice in hundreds of trailers, you can now see what he looks like and the kind of money talking for a living can make you.
source: fadeinmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's Hollywood Benefactors
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 10 discoveries about the Moon since the start of Apollo era.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Courier Journal)
 
 
 
Ticket sales for Ted Williams tribute slow. John Henry Williams to encase dad in carbonite to draw in sci-fi crowd.
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Girl straddles broom, tries to fly, gets hurt
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Ayatollah blasts US for "War and Death." Note to Ayatolla: you're next.
source: channels.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Now they're burning CHILDREN
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Guardian)
 
 
 
UK supermarket Marks & Spencer caught running drugs to Singapore
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kuwait will not allow U.S. to attack Iraq from their territory
source: gulf-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Would you quit smoking if your boss paid you to?
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lightning kills 4 illegal immigrants
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some girl)
 
Boobies
 
Reality TV may have it's perks. (not safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
He just got out of rehab, give Robert Downey Jr the ego boost he needs. Him being hot and talented notwithstanding.
source: nabou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gateway, tired of stupid tech support questions, gives out fake phone number. Costs them $3.6 million.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Build a android head for your computer
source: howtoandroid.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bartender does fire trick, kills lion, tiger and 23 customers.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kelly Monaco gallery (not safe for work)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All four basketball recruits to U of Georgia are ineligible.
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods blows chance for Grand Slam. Still gets to hump gorgeous women on piles of money.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
Today is the 30th anniversiary of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin being the first men to walk on the moon.
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
$100,000 fine for public sex acts in Sin city
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kara Styler in a hot tub. Not safe for work
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Man fined $1 million for bulldozing a colony of frogs.
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Scientology turning people into slaves
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Operation TIPS hotline transcript
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Enrollment up after Beaver College changes its name
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
So much for the Bin Laden Jewelry Hour on HSN ...
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transformer fire disrupts New York. Megatron suspected.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP seeking donatations so he can keep his site going, please give if you can
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CT Now)
 
 
 
Guy in Dolly Parton wig selling Girl Scout cookies was just a summer camp initiation prank.
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tourist tries to move bison's head for a picture. Gets gored
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how hot you are, you should always discuss adoption with your husband before signing the papers.
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Florida Marlins can't draw fans but they did draw 20,000 bees Friday night.
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
70-foot dead whale drifts in at beach near Sausalito. Get the TNT Martha...
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Finley enters Kitean Protection Program, moves to St. Louis
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Baywatch star in lettuce bikini stops traffic, encourages rabbits
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Study: You are more likely to get a response from a single e-mail than copying it & sending it to 600 bajillion people
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Meet the real-life He-Man and Skeletor. And be thrilled.
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pig show. Soooooeeeeee.
source: mwsrd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Firehouse.com)
 
 
 
Unhappy Hour: Fire truck crashes into bar. (with pics)
source: firehouse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popsci)
 
 
 
New car from Volkswagen gets 235 miles per gallon
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Seal dies with tummy full of coins
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help design a shirt and win a trip for two to San Diego
source: btmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Corporate Scandal Trading Cards. Collect them all.
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri July 19, 2002
(WWN)
 
 
 
Aliens capture top-secret NASA moon base
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Some reporter gets paid to get high and write an article.
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beckham turns down film role as hitman - unable to get any shots on target
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
The topic says it all. Nothing left to the imagination (not safe for work)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Civil Libertarian reminds airlines of consitutional right to travel anonymously.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
For sale: Fainting goats
source: store.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Women quit tanning when they are told that it can cause wrinkles. Dont seem to care about getting cancer
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moracco says it won't reoccupy pile of rocks. Tells Spain to go back home.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Minnesota Department of Transportation names drainage ponds for Simpsons characters.
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Teen burns down house after dad refuses to buy him $40,000 car.
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Creator of lucky charms dies in a car crash.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Teacher who was hot for student acquitted, promises to only hit on students whose voices have stopped cracking.
source: thestar.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carnival ride, or nuke reactor?
source: jere.iki.fi   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hyapatia Lee: Pocahontas come to life (not safe for work)
source: retrospice.com
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Rescuers surprised when floating body wakes up
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Portland Tribune)
 
 
 
Was Homer an Illegal Alien?
source: portlandtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WECT)
 
 
 
Cookie salesperson was no Girl Scout
source: wect.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police arrest man in connection with the Samantha Runnion murder
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dolphins linebacker goes nuts in a restaurant, beats wife, hits man with chair
source: wfts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SA goons Photoshop movie posters
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Top 100 naked Russian Boobies - not safe for work
source: rateme.km.ru
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom not happy with vending machine toy that promotes adult website
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Armstrong crushes everyone in the mountains for the second day in a row.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme Photoshop: create your own brand of hot sauce. Link goes to a farked up example.
source: chili-and-hot-sauces.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge: calling someone a terrorist is unconstitutional
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Guardian)
 
 
 
Georgia cop runs over suspect with car, breaks both legs, beats him. Says it was an accident
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(E Online)
 
 
 
The Anna Nicole Show Photo Gallery
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists create big-brained mice. Mice to try to take over the world
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Brass Knuckles Webzine)
 
 
 
Tired of the same old boring saints? Then try out some new saints like 'The Pull My Finger Saint'
source: brassknuckles.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
State Department workers slam Bush, invoke Godwin's Law
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Moussaoui transcript excerpts
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Woman kicks kidnapper in crotch, smacks him in face, and catches her baby after he drops it.
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC4Columbus)
 
Video
 
Columbus, Ohio weatherman falls asleep, begins snoring on air
source: nbc4columbus.feedroom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Gaelic football team disbanded for playing nude billiards
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson Canadian?
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bus driver fails to pick up man at bus stop, gets arrested
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Why use the electric chair when you can use the electric fence?
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Friday again, Movie quotes anyone? "You have to know what a crumpet is to play cricket", Ye who posts TMNT first gets to go first. Link goes nowhere.
source: moviequotes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Santa Barbara News-Press)
 
 
 
Photoshop these crazy hooded ninja falcons
source: newspress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Jilted woman makes 50,000 'one-ringer' calls to couple she felt did her wrong
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ozzy goes missing for 10 days. Found in tail of airliner covered in oil, eating stolen sandwiches.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto G&M)
 
 
 
Mounties enforce seatbelt laws by posing as squeegee guys
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Noelle Bush released from jail
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Pizza hut accused of racism because they ran out of cheese.
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Austin Fark Party tomorrow Saturday July 20th.
source: ci.austin.tx.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Teens forget the part about the flame-retardant suit in jackass stunt.
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Thieves make off with 82-pound salmon.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
3 Weeks until NFL preseason - Here are divisional realignments.
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(page3)
 
Boobies
 
Page 3 is just cool. Not safe for work
source: page3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Traficant: "I will stab people in the crotch"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man attacked by eel on bus
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(angryfinger)
 
 
 
Republican Lawmakers Decry Rejection of Pentecostal Muppet
source: angryfinger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The mental makeup of informants and citizen spies
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these men holding their sacks
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmo)
 
Weeners
 
Put the hot Cosmo Men on your desktop, girls love em :P
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Technology giants tell Hollywood to stick it.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Fearing the seductive wrath of Tammy Faye Bakker local Unitarian church cancels hoot-nanny of a meeting.
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The cool stuff you could get if you donate to that Peter Pan guy's website
source: pixyland.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Press)
 
 
 
Confused idiot fires on helicopter because it landed in a field by his house
source: dailypress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Screenshots from the new Domo-Kun game.
source: nintendo.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu July 18, 2002
(Agence France-Presse)
 
 
 
Photoshop delivery of Osama's new PDA
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Town orders family to tear down wheelchair ramp used by their 9 year old son.
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The best comedy show no one is watching: Connie Chung on CNN
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop a guy pointing to something on a dinosaur head.
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cows adopt a piglet. Just needs a chicken for a nice meat salad.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sleeping woman found floating in a stream in Hawaii.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Gephardt: "Democratic Party Could Pick Up 40 House Seats Because of Corporate Scandals."
source: rollcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Caption Al Sharpton talking to Jacko
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Small website stands up to RIAA/MPAA for reproducing articles illegally. Wins.
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
ex-high-tech worker goes into low-tech bank robbing.
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Shhh, don't wake the naked, decomposing husband on the couch.
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Farker DAL from Broken Newz pulls Leo's hair on the Screen Savers today
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(Canada)
 
 
 
Orphaned Orca still snuggling up to boaters. Loves to cuddle with 15 footers.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mistaking it for Florida, stealth fighters bomb Texas
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Brain scans allow you to know you have Alzheimer's while you're still coherant enough to dispair about it
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(ABQJournal)
 
 
 
If you're going to scare your family, make sure they're not armed first.
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Double jeopardy be damned: New York police officer who allegedly sodomized Hatian immigrant with a broomstick goes on trial again for the fifth time concerning the same offense.
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(Daily News)
 
 
 
President Bush still very eager to put Social Security money into stocks
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Palestinians should fight the good fight
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(SciAm.com)
 
 
 
Amuse your friends, confuse the gullible - A beginner's guide to making crop circles (w/ equipment lists, layout hints, tips on fooling New Agers...)
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Britney attempts crash diet, face crashes into floor AND Jennifer Aniston working on new Cardio Striptease workout. Lordy lordy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holy crap it's Mike's birthday today. Photoshop this pic of him
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Moussaoui cracks in courtroom, admits everything
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British officials leave confidential security files outside pub
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Triumph dogs Bon Jovi
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Farkers at a Chicken Bar-B-Q
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Philippine action star kills two men that tried to rob his home
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(CT Now)
 
 
 
Three men try to rob bank, get no money. Escape in stolen Corvette, car blows up.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Design new hairpiece for Traficant
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rogue Bishop ordains woman priest, Vatican says "No f'ing way"
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Utah students complain H.S. graduation test is too hard. State decides to make test easier, gives up on making kids smarter.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the food pyramid to more accurately reflect a Farker's diet.
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(Ottawa Daily Times)
 
 
 
EMTs try to gas themselves to prove how tough they are
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(Sportsline)
 
 
 
This isn't superhuman? Armstrong takes the lead, gains over a minute and a half in the first mountain stage.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Satisfied Fark Classified advertiser sends in traffic graphs of experience
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(Tennessean)
 
Video
 
Video of a shootout between a bank robber with an a assault rifle and the Brentwood Police
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(FlightAware)
 
Video
 
Return of the Crayon Beast
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Killer/rapist to be thrown of cliff in a sack. Unlikely to be a repeat offender
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((National Alliance for the Menta)
 
 
 
If you're a reporter covering a fire at a mental hospital, don't use the headline "Roasted Nuts"
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Shot from dropped gun kills police officer. In other news, dropping guns found to be more accurate than aiming guns
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Bush administration pouring favors on Florida to help Jeb's reelection prospects.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man claims to be Jesus Christ - to be hung for blasphemy
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(emmys.org)
 
 
 
54th Annual Emmy Nominations announced
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Wired hurting for news stories
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(Fark)
 
 
 
World Fark Party signups so far. Is your city listed?
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
The wacky world of Japanese ice cream
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cop who beat handcuffed teen pleads self defense
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
AOL: You've Got.... questionable revenue
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
The LPGA is trying to decide if they should use sex in marketing their sport.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
E. trying to get Anna Nicole Smith to slim down for her new show
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British government blames Benny Hill for teenage pregancy rate
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(Bradenton.com)
 
 
 
9/11 the catalyst for radical decline in teenage drug, alcohol use
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This dummy throwing his mobile phone.
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 office superheroes
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(Drum Corps International)
 
 
 
Remember last year's football team vs. drum corps fracas? This year a corps has a 290-pound defensive tackle from TCU with a contrabass bugle. Come get some.
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(Belper News)
 
Video
 
Video of blind psychic who feels naked buttocks to see the future
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(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
13 year old boy holds up shop and demands porn magazine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne embarrassed about colon cancer, wished it were a "cute little heart-shaped polyp on my vagina" instead
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Player hit by pitch decides to wing ball back at pitcher
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New game show makes contestants suffer sleep deprivation
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Artist sued for royalties over song that features total silence
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student who put a belt around his neck to keep him awake while studying hangs himself
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Stupidity in children blamed on mothers returning to work before kids reach age of 3
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skunk ape still on the loose. Florida sure is messed up
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"19 Players who may beat Tiger Woods," from the people who brought you "32 teams that may win the superbowl"
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(some dude)
 
 
 
Join FARK fantasy football. Password: Fark
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Sorta-Ultimate Guide To Obscure 80s Action Figures.
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
2.5 tons of potatoes spill on Tokyo expressway (w/ pic)
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(Rush Limbaugh)
 
 
 
Nine of top twelve richest senators are Capitalist pig Democrats
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PBS announcement: no HIV-positive muppet on Sesame Street. Politicians can now go back to attacking Teletubby Tinky Winky.
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Wed July 17, 2002
(Kansas City Star)
 
 
 
Which would you rather have: a bad back or a penis that works?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this duck lover
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(Straitstimes)
 
Video
 
News report on "petty crimes" including "outrage of modesty". Re-enactment.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Farker Odjur pick the best way to propose to his girlfriend. Voting enabled. This link doesn't go anywhere, literally
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(via TheHun.net)
 
Boobies
 
Some Beautiful Asian woman (not safe for work)
source: xqueen.xtac.com
 
(angryfinger)
 
 
 
New plan calls for Dick Sargent to replace World Trade Center
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Parliament buys Queen a big silver tray as a present. Queen yawns, chucks it on huge pile of 1,000 other silver trays
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(Recoil)
 
 
 
Judgement day postponed after homeless man who made prophecy scores bottle of vodka.
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(sun-sentinel.com)
 
 
 
German man who relieves stress by screaming in a forest at night has been asked to stop by officials.
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Stoner calls "911" instead of "411" and hangs up. Police arrive and bust his grow-op.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The sad legacy of faith-based capitalism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ancient Mayans were chocoholics.
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Nobody worried about the tons of explosive chemicals trucked into Kennedy Space Center all the time
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
On this day in history - Spain ceded Florida to the United States. Bastards.
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sun God Ra breaks into Seattle mansion for an iced mocha and a couple of smokes. Mansion owners not happy.
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Family sues cruise ship after staff notices their jars of live bees and boots them off
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(WND)
 
 
 
Right-wing commentator thinks Bush citizen spy plan stinks of Nazism
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(AP)
 
 
 
Lawyer spanks client to improve her testimony
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
SETI wants to spend $26 million to listen to nothing 100 times faster
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(Timesonline)
 
 
 
Colonel Muammar Gaddafi throws $6 million out his car window
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bombs go off in Tel Aviv
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(NY 1)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton evicted from Empire State Building
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
40 years ago, the first Soviet submarine reached the North Pole
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(The Record)
 
 
 
Every time the lights flicker, a squirrel gets his wings.
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(kvii.com)
 
 
 
Jesus dies in drag racing accident.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
11 year old boy scales 2 8-foot fences and 1 4-foot fence after hours at zoo to pet a snow leopard. Leopard attacks boy. Parents sue saying zoo was not secure.
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Dog denied place on Florida ballot
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(ComingSoon.net)
 
 
 
Walken to star in new flick with The Rock. Poor Walken.
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(Daily Hampshire Gazette)
 
 
 
Trampoline hit by lightning spontaneously bounces out of control
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Another Indian tribe gets casino. Tribe consists of eight people.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Korean 'Miss World Cup' to debut as singer
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Schwarznegger may run for governor. "It's not a rumor"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Predator and prey, getting along: cat cares for baby bunny (pic)
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Burglar eluding police dragnet lies down to hide in doorway of police station
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(Newschannel 8)
 
 
 
DC blowdart rampage claims 20th victim
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Spock coughs up $1 million to art museum
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Pooty-Poot calls for more Russian movies.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phone companies now allowed to share customer data without consent
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(Fayetteville Online)
 
 
 
Free Def Leppard show at Super Walmart Opening
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Gov. Jeb Bush's daughter jailed, again (with mug)
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Blowing it: Rising STD rates show kids that oral sex counts in the abstinence game
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Japanese can now get access to cash from their cell phones
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Black students send racist threats to themselves to get out of school
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Law changes by Congress back in the 90's caused recent scandals. It wasn't just CEO's trying to fill their pockets.
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(sptimes.com)
 
 
 
Man fires gun in air to stop neighbors from shooting fireworks into his house. Bullet fired kills passing cyclist, man gets 17 years.
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Body of 5 year old Samantha Runnion found
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Banner Ad sale: 1% of all impressions for one month - $100
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After vowing to compete for every Latino vote, Calif. GOP governor candidate skips meeting with Latino police group. Claims "Scheduling conflict," although he had no public events that day
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(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
500 lb. naked man lies in roadway on purpose after accident
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Florida voters now stumped: dog disquialified as candidate for Congress.
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(Carolina)
 
 
 
Fetal Pigs are on sale today
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Man smacks Grandma with his meat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Naked man hitches ride on family's SUV
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newest weird sport in Britain: cell phone tossing
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshot and police affidavit of kitty-frying asshat
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(SMH)
 
 
 
Jacko begged for a MIB II cameo because he mistook the first film for a weepy
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Mike Myers raises a stink over farting Fat Bastard doll
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Join the army and use gov't credit cards for lap dances, cigars, booze, pictures of elvis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man thinks it's funny to burn kittens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
George Michael slated to write theme song for 2004 Olympics
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(NW cable news)
 
 
 
City council bans boobies. Woman responds by removing her shirt.
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Anti-Spam legislation opposed by powerful penis-enlargement lobby
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(Fark)
 
 
 
August 8th: World Fark Party. Click the link and sign up to locate Farkers in your town
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrities lining up to star in their own 'The Osbournes' style reality shows. Liza Minnelli is at the head of the queue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
San Francisco, Washington-Baltimore are top contendors for the 2012 Olympics, along with the "best prostitues & bribes" award.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop the H2K2 hacker's conference in New York
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Media Leaks Hurting War, Rumsfeld Says.
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(Enquirer)
 
 
 
Rugged individualist drives tank into town, invades Big Boy
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(Popcap)
 
 
 
New game from Popcap: Noah's Ark. Seeking comments on the game
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(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
CA woman wins Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Award
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(Mansfield (Ohio) News Journal)
 
 
 
Sheriff's cruisers burn while deputies confiscate pot from field
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Previously unperformed Monty Python scripts will debut this summer
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Crazy Christian record album covers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop the "Patient Care Bay" of Alcor (Ted Williams' new home)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Statue of horse given underwear
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Critics lash out at WTC proposals
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parrot who sounds like Ethel Merman cuts a CD.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SomethingAwful's certifiably 1337 h4x0rs install Linux on the Xbox for a $200,000 prize
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of Pitcairn island up on sex charges
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Spain invades Morocco. France surrenders
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
J-Lo's new naked perfume ad (fairly safe?)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Given up on the TiVo wallpaper design contest? Submit a design to the Japanese Ministry of Public Management, Home Affairs, and Telecommunications' Postage Stamp Design Contest. Voting Enabled
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(Chick)
 
 
 
And The Moral of this Story Is? Voting enabled
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(Some Nessie)
 
 
 
Information about cryptids (hidden animals - like Bigfoot)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cowboys.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Corporate leaders not being altruistic, actually working to enrichen themselves
source: herdofsheep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Enormous sunspot is crossing the face of the Sun (cool pic)
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Husband fails to notice wife is sleeping with one of her 13 year old students, despite her writing it out for him
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Tue July 16, 2002
(shepherd express)
 
 
 
Milwaukee paper gave out free copies of its paper at all-star but left out part criticizing Bud Selig.
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(Some Uncle)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker's niece on the wing of a plane,
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Detroit Tigers: Losers on and off the field
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New Boeing 757-300: less poo smell than the 757-200
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(arcataeye.com)
 
 
 
Arcata Eye update. They'll never drink from that water fountain again
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(Ctnow.com)
 
 
 
Town sets up Teen Center in response to complaints of boredom from teens. Teens too busy getting drunk and screwing to check out Center.
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Is Lance Armstrong superhuman? You make the call.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India develops nuke-proof Porta Potties
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(phillyBurbs.com)
 
 
 
Bush Administration approves new whale killing sonar.
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Game: Help this girl "break out" of her clothes (not safe for work)
source: himawari.sakura.ne.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you think baseball's messed up now, just take a look back to 1902
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Auto Critic: Dodge'03 Viper is crap
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(npr.org)
 
 
 
History of the hamburger -or- How America got fat
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman tries to smuggle boyfriend into Italy in a suitcase. Failed when officials noticed the suitcase carrying itself.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Free-thinking Cessna 182 takes three children on a ride
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(Journalstar.com)
 
 
 
Piranha caught in various lakes in Iowa. Officials say there is nothing to worry about.
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(IOL)
 
 
 
Alcoholic parrot chants "beer, beer, beer". Recently put back on wagon
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(History Crazed Farker)
 
 
 
Disgruntled inventor of air conditioning fumes "Right and Ford invented the automobile"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Congressman shows up late to his expulsion hearing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why is there corn in my water?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Allen Iverson's mugshot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wil's new movie Jane White is Sick and Twisted screens in LA Thursday evening. Rumor has it he takes his shirt off just like every other movie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Official WTC website farked, here's CNN instead
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Vampire obsession led teen to kill neighbor, prosecutors say
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ted Williams really did want to be frozen
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Dead ivy at Wrigley Field. Officials believe it's the work of White Sox fans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Female Nigerian oil protestors threat to disrobe works
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Student gets teacher's computer passwords, changes grades from F's To A's
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Reebok: The police are to blame for Iverson throwing his wife out on the street naked and brandishing a gun.
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Do not, repeat, do not overturn tanker trucks full of liquid nitrogen.
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(LMDC)
 
 
 
Official site of WTC plans (w/ pics)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Zacarias Moussaoui's federal court motions couldn't get any kookier
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(WashTimes)
 
 
 
What do you think of the idea of a college campus packed with gun-toting students?
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(AP)
 
 
 
High-Brow Photoshop: Seiji Ozawa conducting his final concert in Boston
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Man gets upset over cable TV service, grabs hatchet, cuts wire, gets shot
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Clown gang hold up pub
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(upi.com)
 
 
 
20-something Americans need to panic about having heart attacks, strokes
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(epost.co.uk)
 
 
 
Newsstand owner fed up with rich dudes ripping up his porno mags
source: epost.co.uk
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hong Kong litter inspectors taught martial arts.
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man tries to sail from Scotland to Iceland in inflatable dinghy. Fails.
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man runs off cliff to escape estranged wife bent on serious cranial damage
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Company to launch television show for cats with scenes of bouncing balls and mice
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Hick sues city because he can't have a dozen cars sit in his yard
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(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Man kills friend for laughing at a dead sparrow
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Police suggest a .00 drink-driving limit. And the survey says...
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawyers' malpractice insurance does not have to pay claims against attorneys who spank their clients
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A gang of armed clowns have raided a wine bar. Ouchie unavailable for comment
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(NPR/Kaiser/Kennedy School)
 
 
 
New survey confirms problems with American health care system
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ricki Lake's talk show is ditching its Springer roots and going Oprah
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Secret Service has been surfing Britney Spears sites
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An interesting take on Prostitution
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
1 in 24 Americans to become "Citizen Spies"
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Buff chicks are the best chicks.
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Roy Rogers Museum moving from California to new location in Missouri - behind Yakov Smirnoff's theater.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DC to cut back on transvestite prostitutes. They don't generate as much income per corner as other prostitutes.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
4 cannibals arrested in Ukraine
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado officials think the drop in their state's tourism may be due to the fact that their state was on fire.
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(Some Fisherfarker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker's fish
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $55,000 worth of comic books
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Bush's Wall Street Speech... Annotated
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(A rock, not THE rock.)
 
 
 
Government sues a rock.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for this whale in a crane
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(STLtoday.com)
 
 
 
Hitting unexploded mortar shells: one-stroke penalty
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
6 Billionth Can Of SPAM Produced. Hawaii Surrenders.
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(Some Californian)
 
 
 
California Governor signs new law to stop home associations from banning flag displays
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man keeps corpse as roommate to avoid eviction.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? (not safe for work)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you call boobies? (link goes to George Carlin's list)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You could be killed by your inflight neck cushion
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Air conditioning celebrates it's100th birthday Wednesday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tour de France's eighth stage winner.
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Mon July 15, 2002
(National Post)
 
 
 
One heifer makes how many quarter-pounders?
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Vanessa Upton (not safe for work)
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(Silicon.com)
 
 
 
Gates Mansion Overrun by Incontinent Geese
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(Hardcock Las Vegas)
 
Boobies
 
view the Hardrock Hotel Las Vegas' web cam. By the pool. With zoom.
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(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 3000 year old giant skeleton in South Pacific
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Bush's plan to clean up Wall Street is all hat and no cattle
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(Miami.com)
 
 
 
Dave Barry expalins Spam
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Due to the success of previous ventures into untapped tourist groups, such as gamblers, womanizers and boozers, Nevada looking to cash in on stoners
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(Foul Magazine)
 
 
 
Ron Jeremy dressed up as Mario
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hookers using SF's public toilets as personal love shacks
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(Aberdeen American)
 
 
 
All of South Dakota's college students are above average.
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(Stuff Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
"Dog Eat Dog" Hottie Brooke Burns (MSFW)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Falklands II: Morocco and Spain bitch about rocks, defense contractors rubbing hands
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Even Moderate Beer Drinking can be bad for you. Who cares time for another beer
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Propane mosquito traps recalled because of fire hazard
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
'How to Get Laid Like a Priest' article comes under fire
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(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Tully Jensen, female rodeo star. Ride 'em, cowgirl (safe for work)
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(InJersey)
 
 
 
Disabled man really displeased with his flammable wheelchair
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yahoo trying to boost ad sales by using even more pop-up ads
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Element 118 retracted due to bogus data
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man shoots son in head at gun show
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(LostBrain)
 
 
 
The Do's and Don'ts of getting links accepted on Fark (not safe for work)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Designers cutting clothes bigger to cash in on women's vanity
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Crossover movies that shouldn't be made. Link goes to Aliens versus Predator, since 'Robocop versus Max Headroom' really ISN'T being made.
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(via SexNewsDaily)
 
 
 
New Coke ad campaign to include nude models
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(AP)
 
 
 
New WTC Plans To Be Released Tuesday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mike's gonna be old Thursday. Here's some stuff he wants if you want to get him a present. I'm getting him the back-shaver already so that's out -Drew
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A list of the ten greedist owners in sports. Shockingly, Steinbrenner is not on list.
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Is being stupid a crime?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man says yes to spam offers, now has enlarged breasts and biggest penis in the world.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cop kills man reaching for gun, apparently located somewhere on the hood of his car according to witness.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Portly brides write in tales of woe in response to bridal gown expose.
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