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Sun July 14, 2002
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What;s the most embarrassing thing you ever did in high school?
source: sinkingboat.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Palm Beach County, FL)
 
 
 
Palm Beach County tests new voting equipment. Voters elect JFK, apple pie and John Wayne
source: pbcelections.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swarms of locusts have invaded the Chinese capital, so residents get rid of them by stir-frying them... yum yum...
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you think of having kids?
source: btinternet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Whatever)
 
 
 
Knight Rider: One man and his campy talking car
source: whatever-dude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Stoner rents VCR. Returns it, but forgets to take out take video of girl peeing.
source: activedayton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Photographer Karsh dies at 93
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your best photoshop, or one you always wanted to post but never had the chance to. This link goes to a picture of Abe Lincoln, the patron saint of photoshop.
source: wildwestweb.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Men catch 6 sharks then boat sinks in shark-infested water
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(rfstl.com)
 
 
 
Teamster wears gas mask inside stores because employees ignore 'No Smoking' signs
source: rftstl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Move over you Catholic lightweights - Jehovah's Witnesses have covered up 23,000 cases of child abuse
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(kansascity.com)
 
 
 
75 year old man robs bank of cashier's check to purchase motorhome; police describe culprit as white male with 'I can't believe I got away with this' expression on his face
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
They say America is crime riddled? England and Wales lead the Western world in crime
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wedding on 7/11 at 7:11, in a 7-11
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Day Seven of the Nagoya Grand Sumo Tournament. Put your money on Chiyotaikai.
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Dummie)
 
 
 
Photoshop a cover of a "for Dummies" book. Link points to sample
source: emailjoke.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
How computer virii get named
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop Louis Farrakhan because... well, because he's Louis Farrakhan
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada Post)
 
 
 
Create Your Own Stamp at Canada Post
source: canadapost.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Redhead)
 
Boobies
 
Angelica Bridges - Because you can never have too many hot redheads (not safe for work)
source: smits1.yucom.be
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man in Korea eats live octopus; it kills him
source: megastar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Prisoners to be charged for stay in jail
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pasadena Star News)
 
 
 
91 year old ex-engineer in a tutu and turban is harassing goverment employees
source: pasadenastarnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia sends inflatable vehicle into space to bring back all the people who live on the moon back to earth
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
bin Laden Is Alive. Or so the Germans would have you believe.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
New plane will carry three times as many people twice as fast as Concorde. And apparently blow up just as well, if not better. (with pics)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroSPICE)
 
Boobies
 
Retro porn star: Marilyn Chambers (not safe for work)
source: retrospice.com
 


Sat July 13, 2002
(Belper News)
 
 
 
American Airlines drops senior discounts
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Army uses aggresive and abusive recruiting tactics
source: cascobayweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some TV-Guy)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Will Smith to star in a Streisard remake
source: tvguide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
UK to abolish trial by jury for certain cases
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Someone laughing)
 
 
 
Funny warnings for day-to-day products.
source: rinkworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA starting own "mammogram by satellite" service to compete with Portuguese
source: grc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Skydivers with false teeth should beware: dentures prefer to dive solo.
source: burlingtonfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Birmingham Post-Herald)
 
 
 
Texas's Brentwood Baptist opens first McDonald's to operate within a church.
source: postherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The United States Olympic Committee tries to cover for its' athletes using illegal drugs.
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sand castle.
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight is "Saturday Night Fever." What farker wants to know what music other farkers listen to? SOME GUY. (Link goes to a pic of two real farkers).
source: chemistry.ohio-state.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ebaum's World)
 
 
 
Polar Rescue: Help the mighty penguin save the day
source: ebaumsworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Asthma Gene Pinpointed?
source: shortnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dead guy's remains wash ashore in 1999. And again in 2000. Same dead guy.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Shift)
 
 
 
Why technology is failing us and how we can fix it.
source: shift.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thin eyebrows banned in Japanese judo tournament because they give the user unfair advantage.
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Girls (and a boy) banned from judo competition for plucking their eyebrows
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SoldiersofAllah)
 
 
 
Islamic Rappers, it gets worse...
source: soldiersofallah.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Redhead)
 
Boobies
 
Heather Christensen and her boooobies. (not safe for work)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Why British pop stars can't cross over: Robbie Williams gets an absolutely retarded haircut
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys trying to get "construction-worker mentality" by making players use time clock
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Bill allows pilots to carry guns - Now two things in cockpit will be loaded
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Man found guilty of unlicensed medical practice for using battery-operated device to exam women's genitals.
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for these children
source: nanostuff.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Finally someone has figured out the mystery to the chinese fish. Fish was intentended for soup (why soup?)
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KNSD San Diego)
 
 
 
Drunk makes a splash at the local Travel Lodge, with pictures.
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wichita Falls Times)
 
 
 
Woman tells bear to fark off. Bear doesn't listen. Woman beats crap out of black bear.
source: trnonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker, it's his birthday 7/13
source: novagroupinc.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soiling one's pants now a capital offense, and under-age perpetrators will be tried as adults.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Cincinnati Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What foods are unique to your area that you can't get in other parts of the country? Included is something goetta-licious. (pronounced get-ta)
source: goetta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arab Rappers . . . you read that right, Arab Rappers.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball attempts to eradicate last remaining fans by launching talk show featuring Pat Sajak
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IRS)
 
 
 
What do you Farkers make a year, in US funds? Discuss inside. This link just goes to some ugly couple kissing
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian Antarctic expedition that got trapped in ice says worst part of the ordeal was the lack of cigarettes
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Girl killed in pillow fight
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
4 cops exhausted all other options before shooting screwdriver-armed man 14 times.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Okie)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Farkers: Tulsa Fark Party is in the works
source: users.resentment.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The worst 50 TV shows...some deserve to be MUCH higher on the list
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds college students more aggresive after watching Bugs Bunny.
source: knoxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ames Tribune)
 
 
 
Second-grader checks out two Rated-R movies from bookmobile during school hours
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Biggest printing plant of porn burns and collapses.
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri July 12, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears Restates Earnings
source: oliverwillis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Munich city council wants more boobies bared in public
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Instantweb.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Confederate 5-dollar bill
source: instantweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering about how bad the world is, wonder no more, it ain't that bad.
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Former intern for prosecutor's office writes book on how to get out of speeding tickets. Prosecutor's office not amused.
source: activedayton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Worldcom)
 
 
 
Why Worldcom must survive
source: www1.worldcom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(EHOWA)
 
 
 
Update on Daisy, the burned dog
source: ernieshouseofwhoopass.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Probable cause affidavit against Iverson.
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal judge bars Gator from popping up ads over other websites' content
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(e-online)
 
 
 
Jacko's own advisors blocked songs release due to gay porn
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Bored Guy)
 
 
 
The Friday Movie Quote Game. The link goes to a picture of a Swami.
source: gibbleguts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Tips on how to make your boobies firm and well-defined
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man goes fishing, runs out of gas. Ends up drifting in the South Pacific for 19 weeks. Tom Hanks looking into movie rights.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Soundcow.com)
 
 
 
A review of the America's Army game.
source: soundcow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Japan Times)
 
 
 
Red Army Faction members who hijacked a Japan Airlines jet to North Korea in 1970 want to come home. Worker's paradise not all it's cracked up to be. Marx surrenders.
source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nigerians enter U.K. illegally by posing as golfers.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
NASA releases cool new topographical photos of earth (with pics)
source: www3.cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Florida Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Coke creates fake history to sell new Vanilla Coke
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
Pornstar plans to deliver her baby during the shooting of next film
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
Canadians buying less alcohol than in previous generation
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Pro-Wrestling Hacksaw Jim Duggan finds four foot alligator in his pool, plans to hit the gator with a 2x4 when he's not looking
source: floridatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
1% of investors think CEOs are ethical
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan's awful English prompts national investigration
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: Divorce will not make you happy. It will just make you poorer and less miserable
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(accessatlanta.com)
 
 
 
State government of Georgia has no clue where 41 of its cars are
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
TiVo is throwing a wallpaper design contest, the winners to get a new second series tivo. Voting enabled
source: tivo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun sniper training flash game
source: flashplayer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Puppetry of the Penis," a play where two naked puppeteers stand on stage using penis dolls, opens this weekend.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
While we're on the subject of gorgeous redheads� (not safe for work)
source: ifrance.com
 
(angryfinger.com)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines Announces New Policy of Storing Midgets in Overhead Bin
source: angryfinger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
400 gallons of whiskey spill; Farkers mourn the loss.
source: whas11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
40-pound cat that is 1/2 wild African Serval on the loose on Connecticut shore. Maybe he'll run into a Chinese walking death fish.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New cure for AIDS found...if cow urine is your idea of a cure
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tonight on 20/20: The media has been lying to you
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overweight family booted off airplane after refusing to buy extra seats.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Noisy parrot recovered. Treated to pasta and ice cream.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Anti-Fur activists vandalize store's fake fur
source: nbc5i.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Bud Selig's poormouthing wrecks lending rate for cash-strapped MLB teams
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
I just remembered I need an Aupair (SFW)
source: greataupair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Cat stuck in tree since last Friday.
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
When Larry Hagman dies, he wants his friends to eat him (middle of page)
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: SA fubars classic art.
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
WNBA game includes fight between players
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton: "If Nike got into the condom business, someone would have a field day with their logo"
source: theadvertiser.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
George Michael afraid to return to US after making a statement against Bush in song and video.
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
School administrators resign because honors classes = segregation
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Study concludes elderly bingo players have faster and more accurate minds than young people.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Pun-makers on full alert as two adhesive makers merge.
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Tourist runs over man twice
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Bud Selig and Major League Baseball sued by fan for breach of contract over All-Star game tie.
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Army computer game aimed at recruiting draws 400,000 downloads
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker LidoX With His Boobie Hat
source: lidotech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark party central under new management, send in your Fark party plans for your area
source: zekemacneil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man attacked by circular saw saved by his ample beer gut. Credits boozing with saving his life
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the president making a speech
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
A look at the most gruesome toy ever made
source: retrocrush.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you care about? Voting enabled. This link doesn't go anywhere
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lotus introduces the 207 m.p.h. go-kart
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Wage Slave)
 
 
 
See what the average pay scale is for your occupation/location
source: salary.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who taped California teen's beating arrested. That'll teach you not to expose police brutality
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sesame Street to introduce HIV positive muppet
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller ending HBO show after nine years. That's like Hannibal quitting before utilizing elephants in the Second Punic War
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
74 year old woman arrested for spray painting "Jesus" on US Capitol Buildings steps
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Californians actually fry egg on sidewalk (with pic)
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu July 11, 2002
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own Texas quarter. Voting enabled. (This link just goes to some thought starters)
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
LA Times preparing to charge readers to read it's online edition
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
A delicious, delectable SFW bite of "Buffy's" James Marsters (aka Spike)
source: spike.jamesmarsters.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
FARK may vanish from the Internet thanks to nutball Danish court
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Spooge Gazette)
 
 
 
Owner of spooging gas staion finally makes much-needed repairs to Autospooge system
source: gazettenet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Bob)
 
 
 
Brazilian World Cup winning team tests positive for Jesus-enhanced performance
source: bobfromaccounting.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scientists build virus from scratch. Thanks a bunch, asshat scientists
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NPR Radio says GTA3 is a great game (RealAudio stream)
source: search.npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Article about Clinton being unable to keep it in his pants written by people who normally don't wear pants.
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RightFieldSucks.com)
 
 
 
Only a few days left to register for free bleacher seats to July 30 Cubs-Padres game. The way MLB is going, it could be one of the last games at Wrigley for a while...
source: rightfieldsucks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ehowa.com)
 
 
 
Update on Daisy the burned dog,.....almost there. Site may be in work filters but page safe for work
source: ehowa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Wasting time at work - then and now.
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PETA)
 
Boobies
 
Traci Bingham bares it all for PETA (sfw?)
source: peta.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With new pill you can go 40 hours without sleep and see into the future
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
One man's proposals on how to fix baseball
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
Muammar Gaddafi weighs in on al-Qaeda. Says they're "crazy and mad".
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you want someone to kiss you, you should brush your teeth. This article could only have come from England
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Stalin was involved in a homosexual relationship with Khrushchev.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
American Airlines sends statement to customer in Jerusalem calling it "Jerusalem, Held Territories"
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Ukranian Boobies courtesy of Anka Romensky. Not safe for work. ������������� Comrades
source: ifrance.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania makes another attempt to extinguish decades-long coal fire
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Australian)
 
 
 
World Wrestling Federation and World Wildlife Fund have more in common than just their initials...
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Chinese walking death fish invading east coast too
source: sunspot.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Carolina doesn't like schoolchildren's test scores. Throws away results
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
Video
 
Video of man with world's longest beard pulling a jeep with it
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's a really big fire they've got there.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Arafat says since Bush didn't mention him by name, he must have been talking about removing some OTHER Palestinian leader.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Finding bridal gowns for fat women is not easy. Grooms-to-be: This is a warning sign
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Idaho city council debates proper coverage of areolas.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Bush wants to ban loans he once accepted while in the oil biz.
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(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
Police officers uses inmate's food budget to feed himself
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Mrs. Robinson-style seductions are common
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy sleeping in a barn.
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(iWon)
 
 
 
Candice Bergen agreed with Dan Quayle that 'Murphy Brown' shouldn't have had a child out of wedlock
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fishermen catch NATO spy plane, too small, must throw it back
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts' brother is having a live bear shipped from Russia. Three guesses what Julia is getting as a wedding present.
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Offensive lineman could claim a spot in NFL lore this season: First 400-pounder in league history.
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton is the father of a 20-year-old "love child," Fb- is the ... wait, no
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts welcomes Krispy Kreme
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Steal a Chick-fil-A billboard cow, return it, get free sandwiches for a year.
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(Free Times)
 
 
 
Judge orders man to stand on corner with a pig and a sign reading "This is not a police officer"
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
If you don't want to be killed by your ex-husband, don't appear on 'Jerry Springer'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Presidential panel on cloning is both for and against cloning
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China post office to deliver email
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another cow stolen
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Church of England changes rules so Prince Charlres can marry Camilla Parker Bowles.
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Telemarketers now calling cell phones
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A Brit's take on the All-Star Game
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(Northjersey.com)
 
 
 
There's nothing funny about the Good Humor man when he's beating you about the face and neck with his sandals
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(clarion ledger)
 
 
 
Police put "lie detector" lampshade on man's head. Lawsuit ensues.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Malaysians sniffing fresh cow dung to get high.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attorney for teen beaten in LA this week: "We believe this is a 7-figure case"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver gets new Arena football team owned by John Elway. Has contest to name it. Magically the winning name is a name Elway chose to copyright several months prior to the naming contest
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Bud Selig tearfully explains why he halted the All Star Game.
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Condom maker over stocked with XXL size because men are too shy to buy
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Another pilot caught drunk at Miami airport.
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(toledoblade.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal over 200 pounds of food, why not pick a better restaurant than Wendy's?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you were going to rob a bank would you cover your face with (a) a balaclava (b) a stocking (c) a hockey mask or (d) yellow face paint?
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(retroSPICE)
 
Boobies
 
Brigitte Bardot (not safe for work)
source: retrospice.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson seen humping each other in public
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(Post Dispatch)
 
 
 
Man goes through airport security with Dynamite Bomb alarm clock. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FARK fantasy baseball starts today. Click the link to join
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own method of summoning Farker Bevets for the next flamewar (sample provided)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pregnant Kate Moss makes secret trips to be painted nude
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Iraq surrounded in arc of American firepower
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. no longer demands permanent immunity for its peacekeepers. Now it wants 12 months immunity renewed every 12 months.
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
New double-decker busses in Oslo take tourists within three feet of high voltage power lines pretty much wherever they go
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Curious Farker wants to know: What's your favorite joke? Share it with everyone in the comments section. Voting enabled
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
National Geographic overview of JFK boat wreckage (with pics)
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(dailyrecord.com)
 
 
 
Teachers banned from shouting at unruly students because it might harm their self-esteem
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(Chortler)
 
 
 
Questions over computer-enhancing subtances surround fantasy baseball player
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Is your mate cheating on you? Smell their car
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Woman arrested not for traffic violation but for swearing about it to cop who busted her
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man trying to meet teenage girls through Internet dating sites beaten and left in undies
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who stole can of beer jailed for 6 months
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(Atheists.org)
 
 
 
A nice list of Biblical contradictions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nevada will soon vote on decriminalization of small amounts of Pot.
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(Some Civil Libertarian)
 
 
 
Powerful ISP monopolies to destroy free speech on the net
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Shania Twain Photo Gallery (SFW)
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Half of America is willing to give up all their freedoms if we're attacked again
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Oslo's famous 'Angry Toddler' statue. Contains statue nudity
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(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man set adrift on small raft by drinking buddies as a joke
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Wed July 10, 2002
(ESPN)
 
 
 
St. Paul minor league baseball team has Bud Selig Tie Night to commemorate All-Star Shame
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(Wicked Weasel)
 
Boobies
 
Latest Wicked Weasel Bikini Contest winner. Safety depends on where you work, use caution
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Viagra spill revives Lake Michigan, pics most excellent
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(PCWorld.com)
 
 
 
Inbox empty? Tips on how to clog it up with more spam
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
LA County sheriff's report on the police assault of the Inglewood teen.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton becomes an intern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Play the old Atari 2600 game Adventure online
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(WTFX-FM)
 
Boobies
 
Homemade Bikini Contest (probably not safe for work)
source: foxrocks.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's fund-raiser jailed for fraud
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(Eurekalert)
 
 
 
Thinking about knee surgery? Have a beer instead.
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian TV will run The Osbournes uncensored
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote for your favorite Texas quarter design.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bar named after Pooty Poot, with Pooty-inspired menu, forced to change its name
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(Stuff Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Devilish Carmen Electra in angel's wings
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(KOMO TV - Seattle)
 
 
 
Chinese fish invades Pacific Northwest; walks on land and eats everything in sight. With pic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dow Jones drops below 9k, doo-dah, doo-dah, investors running for the hills, oh the doo dah day
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Man gets pissed at airport screeners, drops pants, exposes self in front of kids
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You think it's hot where you are? Death Valley reached 130 today. But as we say in the South, it's a dry heat...
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indiana Pacers center is one tall Fucka
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(Shift)
 
 
 
Our history is stored on drives with one-year limited warranties
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Appalachian hill dwellers don't use them thar computer thingys
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Saudi woman surprised by difficulty in getting "discreet maid" service, never seems to figure out they are hookers.
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(The Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Man threatens to release goats on neighborhood unless they do what he wants.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Newly discovered skull closely related to ape-human common ancestor
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texans on no-call list still getting calls from telemarketers
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(The Toque)
 
 
 
Video games need to appeal to software pirates if they are to be successful
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(EHOWA)
 
 
 
Ernie's House of Whoopass raising money to pay vet bills for dog set on fire by some jackass. Site may not be safe for work filters
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Man receives his 22nd DWI. DWI not currently a felony in Minnesota
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Pete Rose gets into a hall of fame - for boxing
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop girl celebrating "Mud Day" in Wayne County, Mich
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Universe has been lying about its age
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(www.7-11.com)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is 7-11, so, 7-11 is giving away free slurpees
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
3 kids killed in car crash. Going 110MPH. In a construction zone. Without seat belts. With a donut spare on the car. Dumbass tag way too mild for this one.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photographer of Bulls: "Did you think I was STUPID?"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Scan of letter sent to parents of MA Jr. High students who shared a needle with their science teacher in class
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wil weighs in on wanker Selig's decision to call All-Star game
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packers sign player at tattoo parlor.
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(Roving Reporter)
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one. A drunk Polish man walks into a NY state cop post to ask directions...
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(Belper News)
 
Video
 
Amateur video of police beating another guy who tried to pick up prostitute
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rare art by a Ninja Turtle discovered in closet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Panicked passenger tries to get into cockpit mid-flight, several other passengers beat him senseless
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(Inside Denver)
 
 
 
Car crash kills 3 unbuckled adults but baby strapped to carseat survives due to "miracle."
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
AOL Time Warner bonds nearing junk status. But the merger seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
When it comes to accounting tricks, the U.S. Congress makes Enron and WorldCom look like amateurs.
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Girl flies into England with endangered chameleon on her head
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop protestants rioting in Ireland... or are they Catholics? It's all in the name of God anyhow...
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(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Car thief claims the reason he didn't stop for police was because he thought the truck would explode if it went below 55 MPH.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Baseball renames All-Star MVP award to Ted Williams, but forgets to award it to someone
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(UK Guardian)
 
 
 
Cheney sued for fraud; story missing from most US papers
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(Chron)
 
 
 
3 Middle Eastern men tip topless dancer, tell her they're Arabs planning to blow up local military base.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jacko: I'm hated because I outsold Elvis
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Top 500 richest people in the world for 2002
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Who will be aprehended first, Allen Iverson or Bin Laden?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart gets weekly CNN gig
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bud Selig screws up the all star game, ends it with a tie after 11 innings
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway to stop helping companies find strippers
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(Some Ticked Off Biker)
 
 
 
How I am getting screwed by Cannondale Bikes.
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(ZekeMacNeil)
 
 
 
Knoxville, Tennessee Pub Crawl - August 9 and 10.
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(RelaximusPrime)
 
 
 
The First Annual, Innagural, Albuquerque Fark Party Event in the Desert is scheduled for July 26th & 27th
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(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Must restore balance to the force. David Boreanaz. (SFW)
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(Yukon News)
 
Video
 
Maxim editor-in-chief eats spoonful of cinnamon, hilarity ensues
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(PaulKrassner.com)
 
 
 
Hear Homer Simpson say "penis" in the speech that FOX doesn't want you to hear
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(SciFi.com)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart counts his Star Trek bling-bling. Says working in Trek 90% blessing (money), 10% curse (fans)
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Neighbours tear apart crack house. Announce to startled tenant: "This is your moving day"
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Tue July 09, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Islam: a defective civilization?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America West passenger removed from plane for asking if pilots were sober.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
South Carolina leads nation in number of mobile homes. Also leads nation in number of cars up on blocks in the front yard.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
She's a man, man. Can you guess the gender of this mis-placed inmate?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton covers "Stairway to Heaven" on latest album
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some looker)
 
Boobies
 
Linda Tran. Safe for work?
source: lindatran.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Heather Carolin....great, googly-moogly....not safe for work
 
(Some kmov)
 
 
 
Man with two asses running for local office.
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Online games won't be successful until they appeal to non-geeks
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(AP)
 
 
 
Blood clot hospitalizes Jesse Ventura. Blood clot's approval rating 85%.
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(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Need a quick buck? FHM shows you how to sell your organs for some cold hard cash.
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Don't vote for Levin - he's never owned a Christmas tree and might not like guns
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Man loses keys and toddler after drinking binge.
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(Belper News)
 
Video
 
Video of wife-carrying contest where participants are penalized if they drop their wives on their heads
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Reward offered for return of stolen annoying parrot
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(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
Court rules no visitation for divorced man's dog
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(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Pamela Anderson - Hep C never looked so good (safe for work)
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Church of England to allow people to marry on soccer fields
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sony's retort to Michael Jackson: "Maybe you'd sell more records if you'd lay off the pedophilia"
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold honored with 150lb statue of himself made of cheddar cheese
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Break down of the USA Patriot Act
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father leaves children in car with windows locked on a hot humid afternoon while he shops for porn mags and videos
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oscar winner Rod Steiger dies at 77
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Elvis)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new Mississippi quarter
source: usmint.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Son of Sam denied parole, doo-dah, doo-dah
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you want to kill yourself, a group in Australia will give you a plastic bag to fit over your head
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Funreports.com)
 
 
 
Lithuanian superman can pull an army landrover with his beard.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember: Only you can prevent deep-fried turkey fires.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Autoweek)
 
 
 
GM's Bob Lutz: new car designs look like "angry kichen appliances"
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(some stuffed animal)
 
 
 
Boy gets stuck in crane game, paramedics give him toy anyway
source: 13abc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese newspaper runs photos of shirtless men to "shame" them (with pic)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Every time you masturbate, a Scotsman stomps a hedgehog
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Recycling programs going the way of the dodo now that the environment scare is over
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Natives steal endangered Salmon from hatchery. Salmon that was recently injected with powerful antibiotics. This can't possibly go wrong, can it?
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
3/4 of college professors teach their students that there are no definite right or wrongs. Discuss
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
That hair keeps creeping off the head and down onto the back. Ask Mike. The hairiest guy we know. - Fark hats - $3 off!
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas: "Laverne and Shirley" movie in the works with Drew Barrymore & Courtney Love [Halfway down page]
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman foils carjacking by offering to write carjackers a check and cash it at grocery store
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
$13 billion in debt, U.S. Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp - USPS also sponsors cycling team at annual cost of $25 million
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(Belper News)
 
Video
 
5 people gored in Pamplona's third bull run
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(The Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. will invade Holland if necessary to extract soldiers held captive at the International Criminal Court
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova is a screamer
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Town enforces law banning horses, but can't find the book with the law in it
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
10 foot inflatable chicken stolen, Col. Sanders sought for questioning
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(Objective American)
 
 
 
Major flaws in WWF report: World will continue. Environmentalists saddened.
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(E! online)
 
 
 
The Anna Nicole Show--the new reality series "where pop culture and cleavage converge"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japanese to test new high-tech jet they say will one day carry three times as many people twice as fast as Concorde with only half the noise (with pic)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Report: Humans overusing resources
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Al Unser Jr. smacking his girlfriend documents
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker OregonVet and his Chicken
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(clickondetroit.com)
 
 
 
Police rather freaked out to discover working homemade cannon inside biker bar
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Al Unser Jr. punches girlfriend in face when she stops him from shifting gears on her car
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man claims to tell futures by feeling people's asses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Superman vs Batman The Movie
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Japan Ag Minister says whales eat so much they are starving for millions, must be destroyed
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Irresponsible teenagers on summer break generally work the most dangerous jobs. Includes some nice horror stories
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway police have bulletproof vests that aren't
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(upi.com)
 
 
 
Good News: Your cockpit warning system correctly informs you of an emergency. Bad News: Ground controllers tell you to perform exact opposite maneuver
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope John Paul II retires, Lowtax elected as replacement
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Firearms innovator William Ruger dies
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baseball crybabies ready to strike for more money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know you're a farkaholic if . . . (fill in the blank). Voting enabled
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(PCJM)
 
 
 
Winners of "worst bridesmaid dress" contest
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Green Bay running back breaks into woman's dorm room and takes a dump in her closet. Calls it a misunderstanding.
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(mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Doctor who shouted "erection, erection" in ward, amongst other things, under investigation.
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Man drops pants, screams obscenities, then punches several gay pride celebration partygoers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff checks into Betty Ford
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Give Britney $19.99 and she'll leave you a voice mail message
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fark-lurker nickh throwing out the 1st pitch at a minor league game
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(Access Atlanta)
 
 
 
Coke creates site to refute 'myths'
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Have problems sleeping? So does everyone else.
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(TSN)
 
 
 
The New York Yankees are ruining baseball.
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(spine.cx)
 
 
 
Halifax FARK party reminder. See you this Friday.
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Gremlins: A massive tribute to Gizmo memorabilia.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sure way to kill fireflies: Poke holes in their jar. And other firefly tidbits
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(Shift)
 
 
 
The privatization of our culture
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Representative for Chinook tribe invited to White House, told two days later his tribe is no longer fedrally recognized
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baseball Team holding an 'Arthur Andersen Appreciation Night.' Bring your own documents to be shredded
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
World to end in 2050; US needs more oil
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(Lincmad)
 
 
 
Handy guide to every area code- in numerical order. No more wondering where the hell that page came from.
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Mon July 08, 2002
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Overeager Canada sends smokescreen over U.S before Canadian invasion plans finished
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
12-step guide to becoming a right-wing pundit
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Your wedding is on the 4th of July. It's 100 degrees, and the A/C goes out. What to do? Sue, of course.
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(The Star)
 
 
 
Wedding guests celebrate by turning on each other with broken bottles.
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Protesters protest protesters' protesting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In couples that live together before marrige, men are less likely to be commited to the relationship after marrige. Why buy the cow, as they say
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Fall in love with this Heather Carolin gallery (not safe for work)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Arquette says he has a fetish for sniffing Courney Cox's armpits.
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(The PBF Channel)
 
 
 
NASCAR fans flock to see goat with number three on its side
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Cool new crop circle pops up near Stonehenge (great photos)
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(LVRJ)
 
 
 
To keep dairy prices up, the US government has excess milk powdered, then stores it in caves
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(Harley Davidson)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson demographics: Average HD buyer is a 45 year old male, makes $78k per year
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(thestar.com)
 
 
 
Canadians under 40 are optimistic about their future. Canadians over 40 say just you wait until you're over 40.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Afgans screw up first lottery held since the Taliban took over. Prizes included a Toyota Corolla, a TV and $30.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old school porn stars lament age of "viagra boys"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Village has one outhouse, but it's net-capable
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Things you can't say on TV or radio, but can in print media.
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(WJLA.com)
 
 
 
Janet Reno plans dance party. Really
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Too much low-fat food can still make you fat.
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Student rides bike home 2,473 miles from college so he won't have to fly.
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(Channel 3000)
 
 
 
Tired of waiting at restaurant, impatient semi driver installs his own drive through (with pic)
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(WWN)
 
 
 
Satan likes Rap
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Jewel has only been drunk once in her life.
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Caifornia hits SBC/Pacific Bell with record fine for bad billing practices
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings All-Star Chris Webber has a brother who sucks but is getting a chance to play in the NBA.
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(Funreports.com)
 
 
 
KGB sex espionage (safe for work)
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Islands of Adventure in Orlando voted 'Worlds Best Theme Park' -- 'Flashback' at Six Flags Magic Mountain voted 'World's Most Hated Attraction' - (with lists)
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Beach shopkeepers in France complain about too much nudity
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Note to self: Divorce current wife before buying new marriage license.
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hell losing its fire in American sermons - 'Too negative' for today's worshipers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chicken nuggets in England only contain 15% meat, and some of that isn't chicken.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charity shop accidently sells Alaskan fire-eating chicken hypnotist's $1800 bike for $15, stranding her in Scotland.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Magic 8 ball reviews baseball's first half of the season.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police can't search your underwear without a warrant.
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Texas likes to pretend that no cowboys ever went to prostitutes.
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Porn site replaces Florida Sheriff's Web site -- nobody notices for days (with pic)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wife of LAX shooter says he wasn't responsible. Must have been some other 41 year old Eygptian named Hesham Mohamed Hadayet.
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(Belper News)
 
Video
 
Amateur video of police officer punching handcuffed teen in the face
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
God no longer angry with Texas, flood recedes
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(Some Patriot)
 
Boobies
 
How did you show your flag off this 4th? (not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Red Hot Chili Peppers' guitarist quote from British music magazine-"When the tragedy at the Empire State building happened....we just kept writing"
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Formula of happiness by astrologer Sergei Shestopalov
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boy who twice faked drowning dies in pool
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(IOL)
 
 
 
Mental hospital gives patients cigarettes after it runs out of drugs
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(Threebrain.com)
 
 
 
New rock video from the makers of "Weeeeee.": Apple, nipple, monkey.
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(Florida)
 
 
 
Mayors + Wrestling = Florida
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Worldcom execs, who did nothing wrong, to take fifth to avoid incriminating selves.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
New TotalFark features added, includes sorting links by Type. Never miss a boobies or weeners link again
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(AP)
 
 
 
President Bush bustin' a move on the golf course
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cost of African king's jet is double his nation's health budget
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