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Islam: a defective civilization? |
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America West passenger removed from plane for asking if pilots were sober. |
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South Carolina leads nation in number of mobile homes. Also leads nation in number of cars up on blocks in the front yard. |
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She's a man, man. Can you guess the gender of this mis-placed inmate? |
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Dolly Parton covers "Stairway to Heaven" on latest album |
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Linda Tran. Safe for work? |
| (Some Guy) |
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Heather Carolin....great, googly-moogly....not safe for work |
| (Some kmov) |
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Man with two asses running for local office. |
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Online games won't be successful until they appeal to non-geeks |
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Blood clot hospitalizes Jesse Ventura. Blood clot's approval rating 85%. |
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Need a quick buck? FHM shows you how to sell your organs for some cold hard cash. |
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Don't vote for Levin - he's never owned a Christmas tree and might not like guns |
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Man loses keys and toddler after drinking binge. |
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Video of wife-carrying contest where participants are penalized if they drop their wives on their heads |
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Reward offered for return of stolen annoying parrot |
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Court rules no visitation for divorced man's dog |
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Pamela Anderson - Hep C never looked so good (safe for work) |
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Church of England to allow people to marry on soccer fields |
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Sony's retort to Michael Jackson: "Maybe you'd sell more records if you'd lay off the pedophilia" |
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Tom Arnold honored with 150lb statue of himself made of cheddar cheese |
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Break down of the USA Patriot Act |
| (Some Guy) |
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Father leaves children in car with windows locked on a hot humid afternoon while he shops for porn mags and videos |
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Oscar winner Rod Steiger dies at 77 |
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Photoshop the new Mississippi quarter |
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Son of Sam denied parole, doo-dah, doo-dah |
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If you want to kill yourself, a group in Australia will give you a plastic bag to fit over your head |
| (Funreports.com) |
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Lithuanian superman can pull an army landrover with his beard. |
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Remember: Only you can prevent deep-fried turkey fires. |
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GM's Bob Lutz: new car designs look like "angry kichen appliances" |
| (some stuffed animal) |
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Boy gets stuck in crane game, paramedics give him toy anyway |
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Chinese newspaper runs photos of shirtless men to "shame" them (with pic) |
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Every time you masturbate, a Scotsman stomps a hedgehog |
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Recycling programs going the way of the dodo now that the environment scare is over |
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Natives steal endangered Salmon from hatchery. Salmon that was recently injected with powerful antibiotics. This can't possibly go wrong, can it? |
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3/4 of college professors teach their students that there are no definite right or wrongs. Discuss |
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That hair keeps creeping off the head and down onto the back. Ask Mike. The hairiest guy we know. - Fark hats - $3 off! |
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Hollywood out of ideas: "Laverne and Shirley" movie in the works with Drew Barrymore & Courtney Love [Halfway down page] |
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Woman foils carjacking by offering to write carjackers a check and cash it at grocery store |
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$13 billion in debt, U.S. Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp - USPS also sponsors cycling team at annual cost of $25 million |
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5 people gored in Pamplona's third bull run |
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U.S. will invade Holland if necessary to extract soldiers held captive at the International Criminal Court |
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Anna Kournikova is a screamer |
| (al.com) |
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Town enforces law banning horses, but can't find the book with the law in it |
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10 foot inflatable chicken stolen, Col. Sanders sought for questioning |
| (Objective American) |
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Major flaws in WWF report: World will continue. Environmentalists saddened. |
| (E! online) |
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The Anna Nicole Show--the new reality series "where pop culture and cleavage converge" |
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Japanese to test new high-tech jet they say will one day carry three times as many people twice as fast as Concorde with only half the noise (with pic) |
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Report: Humans overusing resources |
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Al Unser Jr. smacking his girlfriend documents |
| (Some Farker) |
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Photoshop Farker OregonVet and his Chicken |
| (clickondetroit.com) |
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Police rather freaked out to discover working homemade cannon inside biker bar |
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Al Unser Jr. punches girlfriend in face when she stops him from shifting gears on her car |
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Man claims to tell futures by feeling people's asses |
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Hollywood is out of ideas: Superman vs Batman The Movie |
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Japan Ag Minister says whales eat so much they are starving for millions, must be destroyed |
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Irresponsible teenagers on summer break generally work the most dangerous jobs. Includes some nice horror stories |
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Norway police have bulletproof vests that aren't |
| (upi.com) |
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Good News: Your cockpit warning system correctly informs you of an emergency. Bad News: Ground controllers tell you to perform exact opposite maneuver |
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Pope John Paul II retires, Lowtax elected as replacement |
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Firearms innovator William Ruger dies |
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Baseball crybabies ready to strike for more money |
| (Some Guy) |
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You know you're a farkaholic if . . . (fill in the blank). Voting enabled |
| (PCJM) |
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Winners of "worst bridesmaid dress" contest |
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Green Bay running back breaks into woman's dorm room and takes a dump in her closet. Calls it a misunderstanding. |
| (mirror.co.uk) |
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Doctor who shouted "erection, erection" in ward, amongst other things, under investigation. |
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Man drops pants, screams obscenities, then punches several gay pride celebration partygoers |
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David Hasselhoff checks into Betty Ford |
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Give Britney $19.99 and she'll leave you a voice mail message |
| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop Fark-lurker nickh throwing out the 1st pitch at a minor league game |
| (Access Atlanta) |
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Coke creates site to refute 'myths' |
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Have problems sleeping? So does everyone else. |
| (TSN) |
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The New York Yankees are ruining baseball. |
| (spine.cx) |
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Halifax FARK party reminder. See you this Friday. |
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Gremlins: A massive tribute to Gizmo memorabilia. |
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Sure way to kill fireflies: Poke holes in their jar. And other firefly tidbits |
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The privatization of our culture |
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Representative for Chinook tribe invited to White House, told two days later his tribe is no longer fedrally recognized |
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Baseball Team holding an 'Arthur Andersen Appreciation Night.' Bring your own documents to be shredded |
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World to end in 2050; US needs more oil |
| (Lincmad) |
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Handy guide to every area code- in numerical order. No more wondering where the hell that page came from. |
