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Sun June 09, 2002
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's advice for Father's Day gifts
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Tawny Kitaen: "All of my daughter's friends think I am the coolest mom in the world."
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(Some weird Guy)
 
 
 
Are you out of Horse Sperm? then have it shipped right to your door (have some sent to Drew)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Contacts that you can live in ALL month long.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption Chris Rock and Anthony Hopkins, in "Bad Company"
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
For all of us who love those girls in jeans and t-shirts (SFW)
source: terababes.com
 
(hackernetwork)
 
Boobies
 
Two words: Charisma Carpenter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
According to teens: Sex is merely a physical activity
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(Google)
 
 
 
AD&D Guide to Character Sex (where's the "Saddest" tag?)
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(zfilter)
 
 
 
How not to get laid: lame pick-up lines used on net girls.
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(Some guy with bad hearing)
 
 
 
Misheard Lyrics. "I don't think you're ready for this jelly." in Destiny's Child's Bootilicious was misheard in 50 different forms.
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Italy will build the world's longest suspension bridge
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(Techdirt)
 
 
 
DRM Helmets. The ultimate solution for the music and movie industry to plug that analog hole
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Brad Pitt with a beer and a beard
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Cheating in online games has become such a problem that game companies are looking into "military grade" security to preserve a pleasant gaming experience.
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(Digitalpress.com)
 
Boobies
 
Girl strips for old console games
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Energy trading companies facing similar situation as O.J. Simpson - how to look innocent in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
AIM+ creators delete "spyware" feature
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(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Turtle ramps built near railroad tracks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Festival of Inappropriate Technology starts today in London
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(Ktul.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Overturned tanker truck spills 4000 gallons of fuel near downtown Tulsa, shutting down part of city
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists Zeroing in on Earwax gene
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Russians use soccer as excuse to tear their country apart
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AD&D Comedy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CONSPIRACY THEORY 101 This should be interesting.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After that spicy single MILF next door? Need to play "Mr. Sensitive?" to bag her? Here's some stuff she may be concerned about.
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(knoxstudio.com)
 
 
 
Star Spangled Banner replaced by World Anthem at graduation
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(Jeff Rense)
 
 
 
Little green men running around and killing cows in Argentina. Oompa Loompas reported missing from Wonka plant
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Philippine forces launch attacks on three southern islands in an effort to wipe out the guerrillas who held a U.S. couple hostage
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(Kuro5hin)
 
 
 
Superstring theory for the layperson.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lewis whomps Tyson's ass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Redwings beat Hurricanes in 3rd overtime
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adam Carolla, I know you're here. The gig is up. Your 'the terrorists have already won' joke tonight gave you away. Fess up. [link has no article]
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Physicists test Einstein's theory of relativity in space
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
74% of women are happy with their breasts. 100% of farkers are happy with any breasts.
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger to be knighted. And no, this is not satire.
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(fametracker.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 least essential films of the summer
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(dilbert.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop a dilbert comic
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop some Jones Soda lables for Fark(voting enabled)
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(Some Femme)
 
Weeners
 
Hot male models. safe for work.
source: zetgroup.co.uk
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New stamp honors Ground Zero firefighters
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(heraldsun.com)
 
 
 
What to do when you have an unsolved murder? Hey, how about DNA-testing an entire town?
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(GeekPress)
 
 
 
try your hand at some open heart surgery with this online simulator
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything Computers radio show/website gives FARK a plug
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Sat June 08, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 2002 Crop Circle Season has officially begun.
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(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
Since you farked the thong link - go here for boobie sites
source: fark.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Thong contest.
source: teenrave.org
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
No Triple Crown for War Emblem, 70-1 shot wins Belmont
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Couple changing tire in emergency lane killed by lady driving in that lane. Police sergeant recommends that people not use emergency lane to change tires.
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Florida quarter fun. Help pick it. Or Photoshop a new one.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Amy Weber (mostly safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why it sucks to work or even shop at Comp-USA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
People in Ft. Lauderdale must register their bikes to prevent them from being stolen, or the police will seize their bike and give it to poor people
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(Farker with farked eyesight.)
 
 
 
Everything you want to know about the dangers of LASIK eye surgery, Posted by a farker with experience of botched surgery.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Thiffany Amber Thiessen
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stuy shows that instructors know less about computers than their students.
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(WKRC)
 
 
 
Sosa leads homerun race with 21
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(Channel OK)
 
 
 
Mayor gets teens drunk
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(Abilene Reporter News)
 
 
 
Texas town celebrates 75-year-old mummified horny toad with annual festival.
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(Surfmetro)
 
 
 
Return of the Revenge of the Stupid Lawsuits 3
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple hold wedding reception at McDonalds
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Britain�s first foosball tournament starts today.
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(Some Catholic School Guy)
 
 
 
Nuns facing recruitment crisis
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(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Your children's childhood will not be stolen by watching Spirit : Stallion of the Cimarron in theaters.
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Messy roommates? Noisy neighbors? No down payment? No Problem--government giving away lighthouses.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Online Scanner: Listen to Arizona cops and firemen - childbirths, parole breakers and donut breaks.
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(St.LToday)
 
 
 
Police bust teen at pez convention for selling $3 dispenser without permit. Meanwhile, violent crimes continue to rise.
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(Some totalFarker)
 
 
 
totalFark Poll - Which icon should we use?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to work at the International House of Pancakes?
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
College graduate gets $22,000 to go "explore the world"
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Original Starship Enterprise's chair for sale on eBay. Shatner surrenders.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Britney sued for 2 stolen songs
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Bush asks for "justice" after American hostage death in Philippines, which is Texan for "lots of dead people."
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cabbie drops charges against Woody Harrelson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dead Norwegian's database password cracked. In other news hacker is currently playing Global Thermonuclear War.
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Skateboarder Tony Hawk makes $10M per year in endorsements, just shot sitcom pilot for WB and Disney, now planning movie about his life
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(Some Trekkie Geek)
 
 
 
A real tractor beam is invented
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
For the farkettes: Vintage Weeners (not safe for work)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
It's not TotalFark.com it's Total I-mockery.com
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Piazza, J-Lo, and Evel Knievel in the latest Entertainment Weakly
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some US soccer fans
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Yahoo forced to upgrade World Cup website servers to handle 80 million page views per day
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Fri June 07, 2002
(via Right Wing News)
 
 
 
If you want to rebuild the World Trade Center, you're a real American. If you don't, you're a liberal.
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(IFilm.com)
 
Video
 
Triumph poops on Hollywood Squares...and more
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will the casino industry eventually be held responsible for peoples' screwed-up lives just like the tobacco industry?
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(Oasis News)
 
 
 
Amish protest red safety triangle requirement for buggy, would rather be run down by an SUV
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
A lost child: America's missed opportunities in Iran
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this martial arts demonstration--and read the perplexing description of what he's doing
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(schwarzenegger.com)
 
 
 
Someone asks Schwarzenegger's "Dear Arnold" column who would win in a fight between a vampire vs. a werewolf
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Good reason to do some spring cleaning. Woman finds winning lotto ticket from last October.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don Ho chokes out a rendition of Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey"...dogs from 3 miles around begin to howl
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova turns 21 today
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon's ex has "highly sensitive and confidential" photos/video he doesn't want her to have
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Could we be headed for a constitutional dictatorship?
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(Ha'aretz)
 
 
 
Seven year-old earns advanced Microsoft certificate.
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(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada nukes mushroom cloud license plate. Fallout expected.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After school forces coach to quit, they find out he really did tell the truth on his resume
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(KLAS)
 
 
 
Amazing Kreskin claims he won bet, saw UFOs in Nevada Skies last night
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ford Focus: Unsafe at any speed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Best sports weekend ever?
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Laker coach Phil Jackson: he'd take Jordan over Shaq right now in building championship team
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
HS anarchy club fights system by suing school district
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world visits pork expo
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against man accused of stabbing friend 20 times in argument over who was the "real" Alaskan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beijing paper bites on Onion article. Hilarity ensues.
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(JonnyGlow)
 
 
 
I can see where to pee! (listen to the theme song!)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Why do men put off going to the doctor?
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(Hammurabi)
 
 
 
Hammurabi's Code of Laws
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some farker's freind at Million Man Lan
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Japan's Justice Minister reverses earlier ruling and will allow drug-addled soccer great Maradona into country for World Cup
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop England's David Beckham moments after scoring a goal.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark will be down Saturday morning at 5am for about an hour for RAM upgrades. We'll be stress testing Monday with a call for Farkette T-Shirt models so get your pics ready. This link doesn't go anywhere
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
War Emblem's chances for the Triple Crown are pretty good
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fort Worth Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Anti-drug DARE program ending in Fort Worth. Seemed to keep 5th graders off drugs, until they made it into middle school.
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(Some MUD Wiz)
 
 
 
Check out one of the old text muds
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Monkey with electrodes moves cursor around screen. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshopped Game and Movie Posters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
13 year old spitball felon avoids 8 year jail sentence.
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(AP)
 
 
 
Rednecks name their child Winston IROC NASCAR Yerian.
source: lancastereaglegazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Actor Woody Harrelson arrested after bizarre taxi chase in London
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pest control company removes 20-foot beehive from home, says it's a little bigger than they usually see.
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(webfin.com)
 
 
 
Development of Cyc, the computer with common sense going very well.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spitball felon, 13, avoids 8-year jail sentence
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Kennedy family member Michael Skakel found guilty of 1975 murder.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Strip club owner fined $9200 because dancers were rubbing their breasts in men's faces in an "act of prostitution".
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman celebrates being the first person ever to work 60 years at White Castle.
source: columbus.bizjournals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Excite)
 
Boobies
 
Italy, where "Calendar" means "Naked Chicks" (not safe for work)
source: excite.it
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge frees man because of illegal search, man walked up to police officers with gun sticking out of pants
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover 2,000 year old canal system built by Native Americans in Florida. Thought to be the state's last intelligent occupants
source: bouldernews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
England beat Argentina. Entire country's average blood alcohol content right this moment: .35%
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(kmov.com)
 
 
 
Bus plunges off bridge, lands in mattress store
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(Some Caffeine Junkie)
 
 
 
New York's answer to the new Jolt Espresso
source: manhattanspecial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(San Antonio Express-News)
 
 
 
People who insure their pets choose people names for them
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Tyson weighs in fatter than expected
source: sports.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lewinsky excused from jury duty. In other news, thousands of citizens line up to blow Clinton in order to avoid jury duty.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOL)
 
 
 
Overzealous Red Wing fans name their kid Joe Louis Arena
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
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(BrockLanders)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker giving thumbs up for the medical emergency.
source: creativehorizon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US hostage killed in Philippine rescue attempt
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Red Wings win game 2
source: sports.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
6 pages of exercise to uplift sex
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Some Catholic)
 
 
 
DaimlerChrysler creates new Popemoblie
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(smithsonian)
 
 
 
if birds can regnerate their brains, maybe humans can too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pakistan's Ministry of Silly Walks
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Gentlemen, if you are wondering what to wear at the beach or pool this year, wonder no more.
source: koalaswim.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The so-called "Great One" Wayne Gretzky, gets schooled in Bubble Hockey 3-0.
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company plans to use oceans' waves to create energy, thereby saving the world.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
House approves doing away with estate tax, but tell grandma to hold on a bit longer because Democrats in Senate plan to reject it.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Chick reminds World Cup stars to listen to Jesus or get cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2002 Scientific American Web Awards. No FARK, maybe next year.
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Star)
 
Boobies
 
One of Britains hottest Page 3 girls. Yum. (not safe for work)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Lord of the Rings wins best movie at MTV Movie Awards
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(darkpark.com)
 
 
 
What would *you* do if you owned darkpark.com? Farker Aeonite taking serious suggestions. Voting enabled
source: darkpark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu June 06, 2002
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lost Incan city found after coca plants cleared away
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(Think Geek)
 
 
 
Old fashioned Jolt not good enough? Here's New improved Jolt Espresso.
source: thinkgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now that there IS global warming and ice sheilds are melting interesting things are being found in the melted ice, including a 500 year old man. DNA tests will tell us about him if the "First Nations" people will let us.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
ABC bleeps 'The View' cohost thanking Jesus
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Pravda.ru readers talk to the person who found the Map of the Creator
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ifilm.com)
 
Video
 
What's all the fuss about? Watch the banned Xbox commercial here.
source: ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
New and improved Hubble Telescope sends back first images (incredible photos)
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Why there aren't any B-cell batteries. B size breasts still available though.
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(wwn)
 
 
 
Woman keeps dead husband in car so she can drive HOV lanes.
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Kicker for Orlando's arena football team bench-presses 335 pounds, has a 34-inch vertical leap , and only has one arm.
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Man arrested because he called a Maryland State Trooper "Hon." But there are two sides to every story.
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Frontpage.com)
 
 
 
Why Islam Hates Democracy
source: frontpagemag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Don't let the court jester invest your nation's savings
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Asshole doctors responsible for nurse shortage.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(arabnews.com)
 
 
 
Arabnews calls Detroit a "city of culture"
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Senator calls plan for Backstreet Boys to testify at Senate hearing on strip mining is a "joke."
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disney's demands for digital devices apparently inspired by Tron's "Master Control Program."
source: oreillynet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fans will get to play Fenway Park on Father's Day
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Triplicate)
 
 
 
"He was sensible, smart. He wasn't stupid," Mom says of kid who died lying in the road playing chicken.
source: triplicate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman claimed her haircut made her look like Osama bin Laden not Julia Roberts.
source: asia.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Leaving children in hot vehicles considered OK by 20% of young parents.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Penelope Cruz
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Comet Cursor sets things straight. They aren't spyware, all they do is track where you go, force advertisments on you and record your credit card numbers
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dartmouth losers ticked that Mr. Rogers will give commencement
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A lesson in semantics: Why Americans call football "soccer" and why the rest of the world gets so upset about it.
source: dottwo.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pooty Poot hoping for WTO membership. Can't wait to be protested by a bunch of uninformed slackers
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dee Dee Ramone has died
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
The significance of the Monopoly tokens revealed
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Foreign journalists piss and moan over US World Cup victory
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
World War II vets commemorate 58th anniversary of D-Day.
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pics from the Chicago FarkParty exist in abundance, but we don't have a server to host them. Anyone got bandwidth?
source: snark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wonder Twin powers activate. Form of: another crappy Hollywood movie.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston fans really like the name "Minute Maid Park"
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
54 percent of all teachers rely on students to provide technical assistance for computer systems. In other news, student GPAs are up across the board
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If proposed tire-safety standards are adopted, over half the tires on the road today would fail
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Special thanks to Lowtax for Fark's long-overdue new redesign. Check out SA too, Drew's favorite website
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop FBI director Robert Mueller talking to reporters.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Plankton, kelp and seaweed may be as bad as cars in producing aerosols. Tree-huggers choke on their tofu.
source: nando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Amazing Kreskin bets $50,000 that UFOs will land in Vegas tonight
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Man who declared himself the Abominable Snowman, stole a street-sweeper, and drove it to Canada is now officially insane.
source: bouldernews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Defendant tells judge "I am God."
source: seacoastonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Read the picture - those aren't Jennifer Anistons - the name is right there - Eva Tremila
source: eliforever.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another insane Princeton student eats 32 White Castles. Ties record. Does not die.
source: princeton.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uruguay calls Argentina names. Paraguay wants to stop for ice cream. Brazil threatens to turn car around.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(EW)
 
 
 
Were Steven Seagal movies produced by a mobster? You'd think former CIA operative Seagal would have noticed
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French Men unable to score
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(wweek)
 
 
 
The real Star Wars myth was that the films were ever good
source: cgi.newcity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Class clown inhales helium from a balloon during class, gets suspended
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
'Conspiracy researcher' claims Russian mind control satellites will destroy the US
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lehigh Valley Morning Call)
 
 
 
Teenage 'pimp 'n' ho' party cancelled
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(San Antonio Express-News)
 
 
 
Authorities finally clue in that county clerk with six Ferraris might be stealing money.
source: news.mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Company asks people to hack thier web site because the only guy who knew the password died
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Government will begin fingerprinting Arab men when they enter the U.S.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan's goldfish, recognized by Guinness as the world's longest goldfish, to become an ambassador for Hong Kong
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Governer Gray Davis says he wants to "shake Ross Perot by his big ears" for his company's role in California power crisis.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Waco Tribune Herald)
 
 
 
NATO concerned about disproportionate gap between U.S. military might and everyone else.
source: wacotrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why Conservatives Should Oppose the Death Penalty
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Landlady who buried seven tenants in backyard should be set free, says lawyer, who has no plans to live with her to ensure she's not nuts.
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(phrainq.com)
 
 
 
A complete listing of bands from yesterday's band submission
source: phrainq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds takes sole possession of 4th on all-time home run list, is still a huge douchebag
source: sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
India to invade in two weeks.
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
15 injured in cheese rolling competition in England
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
MIT accidentally invents cellular sex toy
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ohio Round Table)
 
 
 
Volunteers plant trees in memory of dead kid; union janitors file overtime complaint
source: ohioroundtable.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme is planning to open stores in Australia and New Zealand.
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshot and invitation prisoner received, mistakenly, for a dinner with George W. Bush
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Robber eludes police distracted by veteran's salute
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo would like to remind you to write Fark in for a Webby
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed June 05, 2002
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese soccer team sex ban "is going to ensure the only forward thrusts the players make will be on the pitch"
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Princeton's valedictorian is a nutcase
source: princeton.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CHUD)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar doesn't want to make a "Buffy" movie: feels "Scooby Doo" is more worthy of her talents.
source: chud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC local news)
 
 
 
K-9 Units, SWAT team, State Police and every local policeman in Woodbridge surround a hostage taker and he gets away
source: wtnh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man attempts to cash a $22mm dollar check drawn on a bank he created. In his apartment.
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Survivor" winner says $1 million hardly buys jack anymore.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Smart guns" will prevent the irony of people killing you with your own gun.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Scavenger hunt's 10 page list
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Jennifer Aniston paparazzi boobies (not safe for work)
source: klik.hr
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Here's what Queen Elizabeth carries in that purse
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Sex among the elderly is the greatest scourge of American nursing homes
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abilene Reporter-News)
 
 
 
Cop responds to accident scene, driver in accident goes to hospital, cop eats driver's McSandwich
source: texnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Viagra: the lethal weapon
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffett is now officially a terrorist
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush to Brazilian president: "Do you have blacks in Brazil, too?" So did he say this or not?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Evidence that the Philadelphia Daily News has too many reporters with nothing to do: speculation about what the Queen of England carries around in her purse.
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you looking for the 200,000th link (submitted just today), it's in the classifieds section. This link doesn't go anywhere
source: fork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(globeandmail.com)
 
 
 
Canada and Mexico discuss their common problem neighbor.
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We get tons of requests to link to Farker's band websites. If you're in a band, hype it in the comments here. This link doesn't go anywhere
source: whitehouse.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun makes a pathetic plea...
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cleveland.com)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians lose 23-2. Worst Indians loss since 1901. Wild thing, I think I love you.
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(globeandmail.com)
 
 
 
Animal protection law could fine farmers $10000 for branding a cow
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sportsline)
 
 
 
USA's World Cup odds cut to 100-1
source: sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson is a hypocritical communist race-bater
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Irish soccer fans seek darkened room in which to lie down after World Cup drama
source: football.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Dog)
 
Boobies
 
Running boobies to music (quicktime required, mostly safe for work)
source: boardsmag.com
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man shot three times by boyfriend and twice by police who thought he was doing it wrong
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tropicana Field beware: Astros Field now Minute Maid Park
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Flint Journal)
 
 
 
Pest control hired. Raccoon removed. Pest control not paid. Raccoon restored
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after riding naked on top of the car. Mug shot in Doc.of Day.
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mother of ticketless baby gains admission to soccer game, but baby still not allowed. Mother leaves baby with ticket volunteer. Mom wins covetted "biggest dumbass" award from previous thread
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Mexican pop star Paulina Rubio
source: images.pollstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(cincypost)
 
 
 
Vampire violates probabtion by stealing vial of blood
source: cincypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonalds to Hindu's and Vegetarians, "Sorry about all that Cow".
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Massive hunt to eradicate 15,000 deer in Wisconsin begins on Saturday.
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush-Guiliani '04?
source: observer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Brass Knuckles)
 
 
 
The top 14 reasons airport managers are crying foul over new regulations. #14) Federally-sanctioned breast-groping isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thief robs pastry shop in Mexico City four mornings in a row, steals chocolate cake each time. Since he came in every morning at exactly 8 AM, the police knew exactly when to catch him.
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German, Irish fans hold impromptu match in parking lot; "It went on and on and on; we were blind drunk and couldn't see a thing."
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Can we stop script kiddies?
source: msn.zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roller coasters causing brain damage
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Adoredcelebs)
 
Boobies
 
Doritos Girlie Ali Landry. Makes ya crave those little spicy triangles doesn't it? SFW
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
More missing lawn gnomes -- this one's a 400 lb moose
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
School not amused by Chris Farley schtick at graduation
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for the hottest Natalie Portman Rolling Stone photo (SFW)
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bus driver survives fourth suicide bomber attack
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(soxsuck.com)
 
 
 
History of amazing Boston Red Sox kosses, remarkable collapses and other record breaking feats
source: soxsuck.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazilian Soccer player fined for not knowing the difference between his face and legs.
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The dreadful record of the FBI
source: yellowtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Toddler locked bank vault freed after 7 hours
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit mayor calls wrong NC city to congratulate them on NHL win
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
48% of West Viriginia seniors have no teeth
source: herald-dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since it's been a while, Photoshop President Bush
source: us.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Pakistanis not really sure what 'nuclear war' means.
source: thestar.com.my   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
June wedding season turns mild mannered women into Bridezilla
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US soccer team plays Portugal, don't click if you plan on watching the delayed broadcast later today
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Courtside tickets to Lakers/Nets Game 1 costing up to $27K a pair
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(kevin kelm)
 
 
 
Guide to bumming drinks
source: triggur.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drown yourself in dozens of 70's commercials (audio & video)
source: dt.prohosting.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Eeggs.com)
 
 
 
Still confused by Memento? Here's how you can watch it in chronological order.
source: eeggs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon brainwashing kids with Homosexual propaganda, will Spongebob and Squidward become more than just friends?
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Who will win the NBA championship? It depends on which team bought the Jesus coach statues
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Say thanks to the Masai villagers who donated the cattle.
source: rjk-comm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Gal)
 
Boobies
 
Tired of Dolphins? Here's directions for mating with realdolls. not safe for work
source: realdoll.com
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Incredible Hulk in his 1982 animated series.
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Remember the one kid Florida social services lost? Turns out it's more like 1000
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Having demolished the Avalanche, here's 5 reasons why the Red Wings will win.
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Andrew Marlatt of Satire Wire discusses his new book
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(johnny carson)
 
 
 
Classic Johnny Carson clips
source: johnnycarson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue June 04, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study reveals studies aren't that reliable.
source: thekcrachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Add "public nudity" to the nightmare scenarios associated with terrorist attacks.
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Red Wings lose Stanley Cup finals opener, like the whining babies they are
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Hayden Christensen (Anakin) SFW
source: hayden-christensen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists find a way to have wool simply fall off the sheep. Still no cure for cancer
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
Don't date sluts, says Playboy. Mousy girls are more likely to sit on your face (site not safe for work)
source: playboy.com
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Ohio inmate mistakenly invited to dinner with President Bush
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Kansas repeals law banning Asians from inheriting property. Now only Florida and New Mexico have this law still on the books
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Meat goats are all the rage here in central Kentucky
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Angry tech support caller a transexual running for Louisville council
source: radio.weblogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN apparently mistaken about India/Packistan meet in Russia. India did not say "invite me." They said "bite me."
source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Speed Racer Ashley Judd (not safe for work)
source: fortunecity.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Ozzy demands new TV show contract be signed in blood
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Court rules woman no longer has to wear a 4- inch badge reading "convicted shoplifter" whenever she walks into a store.
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Malcolm X complained that his wife wanted sex more than he did
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All of the GI Joe 'Knowing is half the battle' endings
source: joeheadquarters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive.com)
 
 
 
Couple arrested after husband accidentally drops bag of pot at police station. Police also find 46 bags of crack
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a classic NES game. Examples given.
source: atarihq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush sure does talk about "the American people" a lot
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kermit the Frog and Ozzy
source: a1022.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fire station's beer machine questioned.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Please click on the banner ads, help support our sponsors. This link doesn't go anywhere
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Encyclopedia of cartoons of yesteryear. Show today's young punks what cartoons are really like.
source: toonopedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Utah's gay rodeo includes strapping bikini shorts to tethered goat
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Evel Knievel is back and wants to jump again
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Scientists hope kangaroos will teach cows and sheep how to fart less
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
India and Pakistan agree to talks in Russia
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
The first hurricane of the season is named Alma (with pic)
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worst tech support call ever from man running hummer business. not safe for work
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Roman Catholic Church tells molesting priests "the first one is free."
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
South Korea wins first ever World Cup match in front of home crowd.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(news24)
 
 
 
Elephants raid villages looking for beer
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The midwest is full of racists, gun nuts, and religous kooks
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Tyra Banks (safe for work)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
SatireWire returns to the dark ages, releases book printed on paper
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Terror war must target 60 nations
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Fenway park may put seats on top of Green Monster. Gives Sox diehards a great perch from which to jump each and every August.
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Offended fans have bone to pick with local radio station because of penis enlargement ads on Reds' baseball broadcasts
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(Sacramento Bee)
 
 
 
CHP gun down six loitering cows, California now crime free.
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Why does the media coverage of intelligence failures always stop at the year 2000?
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Women are better liars than men
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(The Anderson News)
 
 
 
Ashley Judd & Speed Racer can't sweet-talk a KY state trooper out of a speeding ticket
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Pending law on Long Island requires athletes, parents and coaches to be nice
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Newspaper tackles the hard hitting issues on everybody's mind. Today, it's speed humping, better known as sex on methamphetamines
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When asked why he will not renounce first use of nuclear weapons, Pakistani President says it's because he plans to use them at some point, just like any other country that has them
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Drunk Montanan gets 11th DUI 5 days after getting out of jail for his 10th.
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Animal activists going ape over swap meet chimps
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Local Arab media blames local Arab media for 8-0 loss against Germany
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Ohio man says he abused his wife because she was a vampire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Should you be seduced by the horny dolphin, here's a guide on how to mate properly with it (repeat)
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(Cleveland.com)
 
 
 
Man receives college degree at 98. Now faces a tough job market.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
What would we say if ET called us? (voting enabled)
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Convicted killer uses balloon dummy to help him escape
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Brazil's Ronaldo could be suspended for faking injury in controversial World Cup match.
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
McDonalds testing out new "McSpam" burger. Food columninst says they're "McNuts".
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush was warned about pretzel choking hazard
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
1995-97: Mike Tyson spent more on pet pigeons, cats, lawn care, pager, and auto repairs than child support
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Photoshop this annoying popup
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(Google)
 
 
 
Priest's website featuring teen male wrestlers in bikini briefs is shut down. Photoshoppers breathe sigh of relief.
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Buy JimmuTenno.com for only $10 Million Dollars
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The case of Aniston's breasts vs Celebrity Skin to come to court July 2.
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Most of North America will see a crescent sunset next monday
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Guess who pays Newsmax's bills?
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Farker DjRezin8 and Soundgarden singer Chris Cornell exchange words. Hillarity ensues.
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Chicago to impose $500 fine on urinating outside Wrigley Field. Here's how to still get away with it
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Women are most attracted by infidelity when most susceptible to impregnation
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(Some Guy)
 
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Orson Welles outtakes: "Get me a jury and show me how you can say 'IN July' and I'll go down on you."
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dolphin luring swimmers off for a good humping
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman's Panties
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This site keeps track of how many times your local radio station re-plays a hit song
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man thinks he is about to have a threesome, guy jumps out ties him up and robs him.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Milky Way caught molesting smaller galaxy. Charges pending.
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo tells Osama where to put that nuke
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Girls say Britney Spears is out and Kelly Osbourne is in.
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Supreme Court says U.S. Army gets to keep Hitler's watercolors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California wants to raise smoking age to 21
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pop song lyric generator
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(EW)
 
 
 
Other animals besides featherless chickens that scientists are cooking up.
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(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Conservative calls Bush 'Clinton version 2.0'
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Thieves replace metal statue by wooden one. No one in museum notices
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
30-pound piranha outgrows its welcome
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Feds misplace $17.3 Billion of our money
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Man pays woman $100 to put on a bikini and have a drink with him.
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Letters blast Detroit Newspaper for saying 'Attack of the Clones' was a racist movie.
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Have you been looking for outtakes of Anna Nicole Smith wasted on prescription medication and Orson Wells shooting a champagne commercial while three sheets to the wind?
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Buy your groceries, push entire cart under giant scanner, pay with your fingerprint, then continue pushing cart to car
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
C-3PO demands $32 for his worthless scribbles
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Court ruling expected today on whether or not a host of a party should be held responsible when their dumbass guests take off in their car completely loaded.
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bush administration finally admits global warming is caused by humans; says we should just adapt rather than reducing greenhouse gasses
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(FilePile)
 
Boobies
 
Stripper Mom playboy pics. (not safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A whole lot of rubber duckies in St. Joseph
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pop-under ads, spawn of the devil, under review by the patent office.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Submit a Prayer Request to Pat Robertson. Voting enabled in comments section
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Kenyan tribe donates 14 cattle to U.S. in sympathy of 9/11.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman conceives child without a brain. Fb- is the father
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Death Row inmate wins appeal as his lawyer catches some Z's in court.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Europe set to tax cow farts
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
NFL desperate to move team to LA to avoid losing 'a generation of fans' - Half of LA still unaware they don't have a team
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(CBC)
 
 
 
How to be a protester training sessions being held in preparation for G-7 meetings. Lesson #1, how to handle tear gas.
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Feds give Wisconsin $3.5 million to blast deer.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Furniture companies using naked men to sell couches
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that secret to longer life is to starve yourself. Calista Flockheart projected life expectancy: 248 years
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Venus and Jupiter put on a show in the sky tonight
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman shares doll sex habits
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(af.mil)
 
 
 
Air Force inadvertently demonstrates riot control capabilities of the F-15 Eagle.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The truth about Venezuelen president Hugo Chavez
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Woman hops flight to San Jose, California, winds up in San Jose, Costa Rica
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(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Regarding concerns that Harrison Ford is too old for Indy 4, Steven Spielberg responds "Ford can still kick the sh*t out of most people half his age"
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(Funreports.com)
 
 
 
Over 50% of office workers under 30 call in sick so they can have sex.
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian presidents beloved throughout the world, except in Russia.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College graduates increasingly going home to live with mom and dad after graduation
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Freshly-minted millionaire athlete looking to escape the tax bite of Uncle Sam? Time to set up your own charitable foundation
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Al Roker is the future of warfare
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
More evidence Bush was involved in the Venezuela coup
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Raccoons prefer Diet Coke to regular Coke
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kid brings funny money to show-and-tell. Grandpa gets busted for counterfeiting.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New evidence of ancient nuclear war surfaces
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
3-D map of the Earth created 120 million years ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Napster files for bankruptcy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chef creates deep fried twinkie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US World Cup fans scarce but fervent
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