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Sun May 26, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ice oceans found on mars. Now all we need to find is interplanetary bourbon.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Newport, Kentucky lands second Hofbrauhaus outside of Munich. Drew already making plans to go there
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sunday Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Holly Brisley too hot for "The Looney Tunes Show"?
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Patricia Ford picture gallery (not safe for work)
source: home.online.no
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Naked Romans plead with NATO not to close nude beach during summit, saying they have nowhere to hide weapons
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Last Supper
source: dartmouth.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Digital Missourian)
 
 
 
Jury acquits teacher of child abuse for punishing kids by putting them in a pit of manure.
source: digmo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
World's tiniest baby goes home - weighed 10 oz at birth, now weighs as much as the meat in 17.6 Quarter Pounders although not as tasty
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsLtd)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious from the Australian Dept. of Foreign Affairs warns tourists that it may not be safe to visit India at the moment.
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Arizona Daily Star)
 
 
 
Two men looking for aliens in UFOs discover illegal aliens in pickup, get in huge fight
source: azstarnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
30 injured in Eminem concert stampede; getting in or getting out still uncertain
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bobby Valentine concerned that the Mets may not get the chance to throw fastballs at the head of Roger Clemens
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Week of May 19-26 threat summary: Be scared of suicide bombers, scuba divers, subway & railway attacks, small plane attacks, seaport terrorism, weapons of mass destruction, landmarks, and nuclear plant assaults
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Driver trying to run in two big races in one day.
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(upi.com)
 
 
 
Remember the apartment explosion the other day? Some asshead lighting a cigarette caused the whole thing
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Anti-theft sermon stirs mass repentance among thieving Christians
source: news.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsLtd)
 
 
 
Pakistan test-fires second ballistic missile. Penis measuring contest scheduled for next week.
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Driver odds for the Coca-Cola 600
source: sports-betting-source.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Barge hits I-40 bridge in Oklahoma, takes out huge section
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(Some Game Site)
 
 
 
Waste away your weekend with this addictive soccer game
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(OneFootball)
 
 
 
Ecuador coach claims rigurous sex can ruin a soccer player's legs
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(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Some Chicago Fark Party pix
source: andreajames.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colin Powell holding a CD
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Deep down inside, women are perverts too.
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(Wichita Tribune-Herald)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Civil War Confederate Minstrel re-enactors.
source: wacotrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Celtics stage biggest comeback in NBA playoff history. NJ surrenders.
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad News: You & your friends like huffing lighter fluid. Worse News: One of you likes to smoke at the same time
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat May 25, 2002
(Mint)
 
 
 
Wanna photoshop another state quarter? Louisiana
source: usmint.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
A star in our galactic backyard is set to go supernova, and were all gonna die. Again.
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Professor suspended 2 months for getting plastered then delivering nonsensical lecture to students
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Student takes $600 to casinos hoping to settle mother's gambling debts. Leaves $58,000 in debt
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
500 Chinese men line up to experience pregnancy & childbirth
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No more commercial flights for Transformers. Good thing Decepticons can fly themselves. Autobots will have to drive or take the bus.
source: zentertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The strongest boy on the planet, with pics
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
High school student will not be salutatorian due to wine class
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Driver's odds at Indy 500
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Camaroon soccer player greets S.Korean fans
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker FriskySheep is in California. Come meet he and teriaki at Trials Pub in San Jose at 6pm this Monday
source: trialspub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man, tired of frequenting zoo, gets his own illegal hippo
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Greeks not happy with Fark's Olympic Mascott photoshop?
source: unwired.gr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
What does it take to call killings a massacre?
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Will Boeing become the most popular plane in Russia?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
A new type of terrorist: Star Wars geeks send movie critics death threats over negative reviews
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clinton rips off Chinese for $250,000 for crap speech. Asked about Middle East crisis, replies "I just don't know" and leaves entire audience laughing
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
High schooler and his prosthetic leg clears 6-10 to win state high jump meet:
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Lampoon)
 
 
 
The Office of Homeland Security releases a Terror Advisory Map, providing daily terror forecasts throughout the nation
source: nationallampoon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney art exhibit includes painting of Bowie puking
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
RIAA start suing the ass off Audiogalaxy
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
New rules for the new advertising economy says everything about Fark is wrong
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Spoonman has heart attack, needs help with medical bills
source: archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Fred Durst asks Limp Bizkit fans to email Wes Borland (gives out his email) and ask him to come back
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scandinavia News)
 
 
 
Sweden yanks Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple and the Rolling Stones off the radio as part of their soccer rivalry with England.
source: scandinavianews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robot can bring you a beer AND put the baby to sleep. Men everywhere reach for wallets
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wife drops cremated husband's ashes over Safeco Field in Seattle. Not scattered, dropped. Urn bounces off roof. Hazmat panic ensues.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Kentucky politics: Bodycount so far is two sheriff candidates and a near-miss for a county clerk.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fluttergirl)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's action figure does some naughty, naughty things.
source: fluttergirl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for the best boobies in Tampa, FL. Winner gets $500. (not safe for work)
source: btls.com
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What the Irish soccer captain said to the Irish soccer coach
source: football.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(F---edCompany.com)
 
Boobies
 
F---ed Company's t-shirt girls (not safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The amazing mind-reading web page. How long before you figure out how it works?
source: sprott.physics.wisc.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten Chinese illegal immigrants show up on California shore naked
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian traffic cop quits his job after realizing that he is the reborn Son of God
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ajc.com)
 
 
 
Census reveals people of Atlanta not actually from Atlanta
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop the "World Cup Bride" wedding dress. The gown, unveiled at a show in Bangkok, celebrates this year's World Cup in Japan and South Korea, and costs $1,160.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Festering Hive)
 
 
 
Why perfect attendance makes schools festering hives of uncleanness.
source: xpress.sfsu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
The Sun presents: topless yoga (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Some vengeful farker)
 
 
 
Just another farker getting farked by his ex-fiance
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Fri May 24, 2002
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Madonna's boobies fall out to raptuous applause. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rescue effort planned for baby whale
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thai parliment eternally damned, beset by ghosts, hellfire, monks with AK47s
source: thestar.com.my   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Learn how Mexicans are plotting to retake the Southwestern US
source: shopnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Pilot "borrows" CF-18 fighter plane to attend friend's funeral. Plane breaks down when he wants to leave. Hilarity ensues.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Caption President Bush walking by the Russian honor guard
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
UK town marks the the restoration of the grave of Thomas Crapper
source: thisislocallondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(somethingawful.com)
 
 
 
SA photoshop phriday - bad children's toys
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nominee for world's most obvious headline ever
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want cheap DSL service? Forget it, phone companies don't have to open lines to competitors
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Don't try to stop thieves using razor wire, unless you want to be sued when they cut themselves trying to break in
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsOK.com)
 
 
 
Sex offenders flee Oklahoma. Chemical castration bill awaits govs signature.
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Troy Messenger)
 
 
 
Teenagers steal full beer truck. Hilarity ensues up until moment they are caught.
source: troymessenger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bild.de)
 
Boobies
 
Neue hei�e Traumfrauen not safe for work
source: bild.t-online.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newgrounds)
 
 
 
Farker SDKaneda featured in new fanimutation (at end). Feed him cookies.
source: newgrounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Chimpanzee ancestors of humans used stone tools over 5 million years ago; seemingly haven't evolved much since then because they still poop in their hands and throw it at people
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Movie Buff)
 
 
 
"Attention Parents": Photoshop this MPAA movie ratings poster
source: filmratings.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Porno industry sponsors Little League teams in Los Angeles
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Mom)
 
 
 
The dark side of breastfeeding
source: marthabee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Six Flags gets approval for 210-foot coaster
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Internal GM Email)
 
 
 
Detroit News publishes article on how to steal tires off of new cars. 24 hours later, several Detroiters report having their tires stolen
source: detroitnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian government alarmed at number of Walking While Intoxicated accidents
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis StarTribune)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his Trophy Fish.
source: a888.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese invent "solid water." Eskimos reported to be "unimpressed."
source: english.people.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local TV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion in apartment building, Los Angeles suburb
source: kcal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Cowboy tips waitress $2000 on $11 tab, changes his mind later when he sobers up
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Mom promises first grader any car he wants for perfect attendance. 12 years later he picks a Dodge Viper
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
The stats are in for casualties in a 'limited' nuclear exchange between India & Pakistan
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The Register changes their tune, says they're no slashdot after all
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Triumph the dog talks to people waiting in line for Star Wars
source: albinoblacksheep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
What would happen to you if you fell through a Wormhole? Astronomers now thinks it's possible, could lead to time travel
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jury rejects woman's claim that Bob Villa kicked her seat during a United Airlines flight. Was looking for $250,000 in damages
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson SI Covers... from "Kid Dynamite" to "MADMAN"
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron, epitome of invasive species
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Eating crabs in Newark can lead to cancer. Getting crabs in Newark can lead to itching and a lot of quesitons.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Colorado stores refuse tabloid with Columbine gunmen photos
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Record company to distribute songs as MP3s. RIAA not amused
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Women who wish to enter the Indonesian Army must undergo tests to ensure they are virgins
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Putin told dirty joke to Tony Blair at press conference due to translation error
source: themoscowtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
US authorities were warned about terrorist acts. Even by arabs
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kournikova wins FHM "World's Sexiest Woman" title
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Swimming with dolphins annoys the crap out of them. Dolphin lobby pushing new harassment law
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New robotic warplanes created that hunt in packs. Will soon be placed under control of error-free Skynet system.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(blackvoices.com)
 
 
 
Pushing drug myths with our tax dollars.
source: new.blackvoices.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
31 inmates escape from garden duty when guards run off to chase a rabbit
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
More on plans to sue McDonnalds and others for making Americans fat asses
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Democrats admit lying about Social Security in order to scare old folks.
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
(undef)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress hides debt increase in popular anti-terrorism bill, passes it at 3 am while no one's watching
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistan hurries to test ICBM's this weekend. Claims testing has nothing to do with India
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles playbook stolen out of SUV, Greg Brady to be questioned.
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Beacon News Aurora)
 
 
 
Pepsi puts wrong phone number for race information on 50 million cans. Man getting the calls instead is not happy
source: suburbanchicagonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies For Greenpeace. (Not Safe For Work)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Your job can literally bore you to death
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago may fine motorists who drive and watch TV at the same time.
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Jupiter's Moon Europa probably has life, but the ice covering the moon is 12-miles-thick, so we'll never be able to reach the ocean underneath
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WKYT)
 
Video
 
Follow up to the Political Ads article. Click May Video to watch
source: wkyt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kids swimming in public pool turn blue from paint
source: cjonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(GeekPress)
 
 
 
Do carpool lanes work? All studies to date say no, carpool lanes are a miserable failure.
source: techcentralstation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Allah is a pagan moon god without a son and Islam will fly their flag over the White House by 2010
source: chick.com.   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Candidate runs amateur sex video of opponent as political commercial
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bush and Putin have nicknames for each other, Putin is 'Pootie Poot'
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fire-control goat grazing at an Oakland elementary school playground killed by sniper
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
What about barcodes and 666: The Mark of the Beast?
source: av1611.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Centurions: Power Extreme (80s toon review & pics)
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Is the meat, poultry and fish you buy as fresh as you think?
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Dita Von Tease as the sexiest Snow White ever
source: silaris.free.fr
 
(Asia Times)
 
 
 
After chastizing America for foreign intervention, the world looks to America to prevent Pakistan/India nuclear conflict
source: atimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Religious merger creates 900 millon Hinjews.
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dribbleglass.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop an altered "Chance" and "Community Chest" Monopoly. Here are some examples.
source: dribbleglass.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Yes, Turkeys were named after the nation of Turkey
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chandra Levy may have been killed by a random mugger
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Wet t-shirts and naked ladies (not safe for work)
source: terra.es
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Physicists claim that a "perfect clone" can never exist because the laws of physics won't allow it to happen
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu May 23, 2002
(National Review)
 
 
 
Help the National Review Online come up with a new slogan. Voting enabled
source: nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these German protesters and their new friend, the water cannon.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tom Mabe Gives telemarketers a taste of their own medicine
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in time for summer, scientists create a new mosquito. Thanks a lot assheads.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(news.com.au)
 
 
 
Man jailed 11 years for crime he didn't commit is charged $106,000 for living expenses upon release
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bush speaking before the German parliament
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Remote control helicopter with camera boon to peeping Toms everywhere.
source: rctoys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Disney says Winnie the Pooh set to screw them out of hundreds of millions of dollars in damages and future royalties
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The Register claims to be the new Slashdot, having brought down a single Geocities site
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bottled water makers make stuff up to make us want more water
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Robbery suspect jumps wrong car. Happens to be an unmarked police car
source: nbc13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SA)
 
 
 
SA Presents: Houshold tips for the real world.
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Sports' first tell-all author's advice to Canseco on his book: "To top what's in the news today, he'll have to find an athlete that's killed more than three people"
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this extraordinarily homoerotic picture of Ted Nugent
source: tednugent.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Every wargame simulation of fullscale India/Pakistan war ends in nukes
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(post-dispatch.com)
 
 
 
anyone lose a bag of cow eyeballs? Some family found it and it scared the crap out of them
source: home.post-dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A celebration of 1950's Playboy imitators. (safe for work)
source: popcultmag.com
 
(Casco Bay Weekly)
 
 
 
Lindbergh Baby found? Or is he just another nutjob looking for media attention
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Piazza claims he's not gay but take a look at that walk-in -closet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientology's legal history almost as extensive as Tyson's
source: xenu.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Univ. of Tennessee athlete flunks course in 'Walking'
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Men with higher testosterone levels get laid more often
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The rhetoric spewing Bush administration
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese women staying in touch with their inner virgin
source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Louisville moron can't figure out how to use a weedwhacker. Wins $5Mil lawsuit.
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
Boobies
 
Kournikova in sexiest 100 list (safe for work)
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some bad photoshopper)
 
 
 
Bad pic of JLo on the cover of UK Cosmo. Surely Fark photoshoppers can do better than Cosmo did
source: cosmopolitan.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
White House admits all these terrorism warnings amount to little but fend off criticism from Democrats
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Wesley Snipes files for $7 million tax refund in bizarre IRS scam
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
*NSYNC singer Lance Bass has to beat out NASA insider to go to space
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toyota to race in Nascar - Rednecks won't surrender
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pakistan put its capital on war footing. Indian Prime Minister urges them to chill out, says he was only kidding about that war stuff.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley eats a hamburger, says �I hope those PETA people are outside by my car . . . I will run over them like dogs.�
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(KHOU)
 
 
 
Houston police shake down drug dealers, take their money, and let them go. Say that it beats the hell out of taking second job doing club security.
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Sceptic)
 
 
 
U.N. says in 30 years the world will face drought, famine and urban sprawl unless we change our ways, despite evidence that the environment is healthier now than ever
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Couple who lost $100,000 lotto ticket in 1977 wins $2 million on another. They plan on keeping this one.
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Air traffic controllers can't read their screens
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Stripper mom who got kid expelled from Christian school to become wacky morning shock-jock.
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kazaa to fold
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missing lawn raisin returned. Drew's lawn gnome still missing
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stocks gain when someone says US has captured Bin Laden - proof that investors really are sheep
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At some point in human history, women were into smart guys
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help your fellow Farker. Goat_jooj00 has Japan photos, but most show only viewed 3 times. Wants his counters run up
source: ids.org.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
Weeners
 
Gallery of shirtless NOT-GAY baseball players (safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Jared Leto, another babe for the ladies
source: stoned.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photshop farker Tatasm either in Normandy or somewhere in the Midwest
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(Search day)
 
 
 
Google toolbar now with voting and built in pop up killer
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(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Researchers establish link between creative genius and mental illness
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
How do you make Boo Berry cookies taste good? Rum. Straight from the bottle. (scroll down)
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(Bjorky)
 
 
 
General Schedule for May 25 Fark Pub Crawl in Lawrence, KS.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fat Bastard
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Poor Episode II ticket sales blamed on people downloading the movie from the internet and finding out how much it sucks before buying tickets
source: film.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Domo)
 
 
 
The Domo-Kun FAQ (Favorite Food: Seasoned beef with potatoes)
source: cardhouse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed May 22, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sex on TV makes kids have actual sex
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(Some Guy-san)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi is the world leader in robotic fish. Which is good, since their cars suck.
source: mhi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remains are Chandra Levy's. Would've been up on Fark earlier except Drew was out drinking
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York 1)
 
 
 
6,000 Drunk Sailors Invade NYC
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
52% of people 57 and older said they'd rather die in 10 years than adopt a strict diet.
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Duke Nukem)
 
 
 
Photoshop this billboard from the new Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project game ...
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Toll to be charged for people who walk across Golden Gate Bridge
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Depth to which Red Sox fans sink: Sox haven't won World Series since 1918, the year the Babe's piano was lost in pond. Divers attempt to retrieve it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India ready for a throw-down. Radiation suits flying off shelves
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Dan Rather: Warning citizens of vague terrorist threats is stupid
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(sky news)
 
 
 
Britney to be on Buffy for six episodes next season
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
CNN uses lies, damn lies, and omissions to bolster its viewer rating
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abclocal)
 
 
 
Robber flees, forgetting money, teeth.
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Rarely seen "Southern Lights" captured on film (cool photos)
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top sports feuds of all time
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Submit your passions to the retroCRUSH Fetish Gallery
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British soldiers are offended by young, big breasted, beautiful women
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan Democratic Party is accusing state Republican leaders of planting fake Democratic candidates. As if any politicians are real.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(theSchmews)
 
 
 
Obese Americans Are Terrorist Targets Warns FBI
source: theschmews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Lawn raisin missing, heartbroken couple offers reward. In a related story, someone really did steal Drew's lawn gnome but odds are none of you did it
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tel Aviv attacked by suicide bomber. Arafat already hears rumbling of Israeli tanks.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bobby Frank Cherry found guilty of church bombings
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy on the Brooklyn Bridge
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(IOL)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl shoots herself over math homework
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Detroit priest gives Red Wing score during Mass while wearing team logo on vestment - "I have had complaints from my parishioners who are Detroit Piston fans"
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(Excite)
 
 
 
T.V. execs admit sit-com reunion overkill.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
PETA whaling protest
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Wisconsin keeps alive it's 20-year streak of being tops in the nation in binge drinking
source: wisconsinstatejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Horny Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brooke Burke (some not safe for work)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Tax dollars at work. US Army to relase First Person Shooter videogame.
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chandra Levy's remains possibly found in DC park. Gary Condit hoping for new terrorist attack to occupy media.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denise Richard's enhanced ass from the Undercover Brother ad (pic)
source: undercover-brother.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Sony lobbies congress for ban on markers
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo's Mom on Why Our Schools Are Failing
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Cows that act funny before tornadoes and cats that predict rain could replace National Weather Service
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sir Heff)
 
Boobies
 
Help Heff find this Spring Breaker (site not safe for work, pic just fine tho)
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Denise Richards: What did they do to my ass? (Halfway down page)
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Men are more likely to wear aprons with funny sayings while grilling.
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
18,000 die annually due to lack of insurance
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
What the hell is a "Chupacabra" and where do they live?
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Discussion: what do you think about trading movies on the internet? Is it right or wrong? How should movie studios react to it?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What do Farkers look like? Post your pics in the comments section
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Performance of "The Invisible Man" canceled because audience couldn't see actor
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
SETI thinks there is currently life on Jupiter's moon Europa
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nice gesture to order Israeli soldiers pizza via the Internet quashed over terrorism concerns
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop the german border patrol at work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Submarine catches fire. Luckily, there was water nearby
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Miami drivers ranked rudest, New Yorkers to appeal.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Artist wants 70,000 cannabis plants in parks, flower beds and traffic islands of German town. Purely for artistic reasons though.
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Bribery is a $36 Billion business in Russia, accounts for 12% of GDP.
source: themoscowtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mike Piazza peaks out of the closet long enough to say, "I'm not gay.."
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
India students create freeze dried beer that you sprinkle on food like a spice
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(www.hollyvalance.net)
 
Boobies
 
Holly Valance - An Australian Goddess. Safe for work
source: hollyvalance.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
People still want to support Thong Inspector Wilson
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(theforce.net)
 
 
 
Holocaust on Endor
source: theforce.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The impossible has happened. Americans have officially grown fatter
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(PETA)
 
 
 
Suburban punks Sum 41 on PETA's side. Who knew?
source: peta.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Strange, cold, gigantic object found in the Orion constellation. Astronomers have no idea what it is
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Divorced & remairried "Family Values" candidate faces challenger with 14 kids. Only in Arkansas.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hospital decides whether to award contract to cleaning service owned by anti-abortion activist
source: vancouver.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The press lies
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cat nurses 4 kittens, 3 squirrels
source: cumberlink.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Courier Journal)
 
 
 
1/4 of senior class caught cheating at Kentucky high school
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(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Hollywood has the perfect formula: take a perfectly good idea and run it into the ground, or take a completely stupid idea and run it into the ground
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(Prospect.org)
 
 
 
President Bush vs. Campaigning Bush: Severe Schizophrenia
source: prospect.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue May 21, 2002
(Chron)
 
 
 
'The Kokomo hum:' Real or imagined?
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(Dribbleglass.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop a rejected movie poster; here are some examples.
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(Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
World's best police blotter updated today
source: arcataeye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
India blah blah Kashmir blah blah Muslims
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
World cup predictions: CNN vs Pravda
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy in Jeb Bush Land)
 
 
 
Don't do gay porn if you're an elementary school teacher. And were on Temptation Island 2
source: aolsvc.digitalcity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNS)
 
 
 
Stripping is a great workout
source: jrn.columbia.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iraq introduced the West Nile Virus through Cuba, say doctor's group.
source: aapsonline.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Why the upcoming Xbox online gaming network is doomed to failure. Summary: Kids are little bastards
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
School suspends 8th grade girl for throwing a potato chip. Two chips would have gotten her a day in the box.
source: cmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Yellow Times advocate terrorism?
source: rightwingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
For food addicts, hamburgers are no different than cocaine
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Be careful having sex around parrots
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LittleNoodle)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Logan's Run remake in the works but this time you die at 21 instead of 30
source: corona.bc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who draws in dirt on vans get nominated for art award
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Alternative weekly paper Dallas Observer publishes satirical story criticising local judge. News sources and others report it as being true
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Funniest movie titles of all time.
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kid seduced by sex ed teacher when he was 12 loses civil suit seeking $1.9 million in damages. Jury says every kid should be so lucky.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Pastors are worst websites designers because they use "Jesus Junk"
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TheForce.net)
 
 
 
More hidden stuff from Episode II, including a deer whistle on Obi Wan's air speeder to protect him from those flying Corusant deer
source: theforce.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vikings Cris Carter to retire and join HBO.
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
You are more likely to be killed from a falling coconut than by shark attack, says Florida researcher
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Divine Islamic Cola hits the shelves in Iran
source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis StarTribune)
 
 
 
Law requires sidewalk performers to audition with mayor
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
More evidence that getting married is asinine: your heart grows abnormally large when you're in a bad marriage
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Who would want to steal a '91 Toyota? Apparently lots of people.
source: carpoint.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that starving your body of iron keeps your armpits from sticking
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(frontpagemag)
 
 
 
Carter should shut his mouth about Cuba
source: frontpagemag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Italian Anti-Defamation group lists things that offended them last year
source: italianamericanonevoice.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lincoln's assassin's doctor's grandson dies at 101. So what does that make us?
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Dalai Lama criticises use of violence in war on terrorism. When asked for a nonviolent solution, draws a blank
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone stole "The Thinker" from WTC debris
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Man discovers he has two asses
source: geo-images.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
How does NASA control the dozens of spacecraft that are currently in space?
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
2002 terror list in: Cuba included for no good reason
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Former Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher pitched no-hitter while on acid
source: sirbacon.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
US Customs lists of movies they seize to prevent them from entering the US
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Human cloning: the race is on
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent responds to Ozzy's wife with a polite reply
source: launch.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers' top pitcher smokes two-packs-a-day, carries backpack full of rocks and was once too drunk to pitch
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientitst discover physics of soccer. Still no cure for cancer
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(internet.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Copyright office tells RIAA to quit being a wuss, allows internet radio to live.
source: internetnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Pitied Fool)
 
 
 
Mr. T turns 50 today. Hear the wisdom of a wise man
source: bfcgroup.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ovulating women more attractive, fickle
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(dayton daily news)
 
 
 
Tom Green booed off stage in Iowa
source: activedayton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Doctors have been probing men's asses for decades for no good reason
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
A history of octopus tossing during RedWing playoff games
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Democrat named California Republican Of The Year, is asked to pay for award
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
To curb hooligan violence at the World Cup, Japan is gluing down all the stones that line their train tracks
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Penthouse settles w/ the fake Kourikova for $5M per nipple. The real Kournikova's lawsuit still pending.
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
20th Century Fox estimate of opening weekend tally for Episode 2 off by several million.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Bush to nuke Cuba because he's still mad at Castro for nationalizing Baccardi.
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher watches as classmates stick metal rod up fellow student's butt
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The making of a suicide bomber
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Beer)
 
 
 
College students invent robot that opens beers
source: realbeer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(D-Online)
 
 
 
Transcript of Mark Cuban heated call
source: dmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Taiwanese army to eliminate swearing at recruits after parents complain
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Escapist)
 
 
 
More on Curt Schilling Everquest Adventures (repeat from last year)
source: theescapist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
While sailing on the East Coast, pay no attention to the live ammo on the ocean floor.
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Senator Conrad Burns gets pissed off at spam, proposes first anti-spam bill that has a chance of passing
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NBA owner Mark Cuban is going to "come and slice your [bleeping] nuts off"
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
1% of American workers take naps on the crapper during company time
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arthur Andersen videotaped class where auditors are trained to destroy documents to impede criminal investigations.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A photoshop for those who complain about lack of people in the images.
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Free WIFI in the steel city....Now we Pittsburghers can surf for porn from the comfort of a park bench
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Whorehouse busts leave techies sexless in Silicon Valley
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Slayerswine and his crazy concert memories.
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(E-Online)
 
 
 
Time to bury the show once and for all, the finest 15 moments from the X-Files
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the featherless chicken
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It looks like the time has come to figure out what the heck your Arabic apartment neighbor has been doing in his room, he's been planting explosives to blow you all away
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man survives one suicide bombing, only to be killed in another.
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
TechTV to begin airing all 32 episodes of "Thunderbirds"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senator Feinstein suggested the office of Homeland Security a year ago, and I invented the wheel
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Bobby Valentine officially announces the opening of "which NY Met is gay" season (safe for work)
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Lates fashion : wet t-shirts. Farkers everywhere rejoice
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Mon May 20, 2002
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Holiday Inn manager refuses newlyweds for lack of ID. Tux, wedding dress, penty of tears not good enough
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Student writes essay about getting boner in class, gets stiffed on the grade
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Liver transplants for $132 but you have to line up behind David Crosby and Larry Hagman
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(The Milwaukee Channel)
 
 
 
45,000 pounds of Miller kegs spill on the freeway, frat boys everywhere weep
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft's Xbox Economics Are Faulty. Bill Gate's $50 Billion unaware.
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Baseball Players' Union Director: Baseball's Financial Woes Solved By Adding 3rd NYC Team
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(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Drew Curtis arrested...
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(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Burger King has new offering - Hepatitus A
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Greenpeace: we didn't ram the French, they rammed us. Then they surrendered
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Baseball owner who paid A-Rod $250 million now says he's tired of losing money, but still doesn't understand why it's happening.
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(Sacramento Bee)
 
 
 
Sacramento area hit by freakish storm. Tornados, golf-ball sized hail, massive rain. Midwest jealous
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(The Guardian UK)
 
 
 
Speaking in Florida, President Bush says that "All elections in Cuba have been a fraud".
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sacramento offers Kobe some poison with his cheeseburger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stephen J. Gould dies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling: 3.36 ERA, 2139 SO, level 51 Monk in Everquest
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(Livejournal)
 
 
 
Today is Farker LordStarFury's 20th birthday, please flame his livejournal.
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
It takes talent to play a piano this way (Not Safe For Work)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
The Chinese are building a base on the Moon
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Greenpeace rams, destroys French World Cup yacht. France surrenders
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Playboy redefines "natural causes."
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vietnam vet angered by "Desecrate The Flag 'N' Win" scratch-off lottery game
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(TheForce.net)
 
 
 
Connie Chung & CNN crew banned from Skywalker Ranch for saying Episode 1 was a "disappointment", and Jar Jar represents racial stereotyping
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy being tossed into a lake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton ready to bust a move with Young MC (scroll down almost to the bottom)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Dell uses prison slave labor to build your PCs
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(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Cher is mad that Oprah made her cry. Should be glad Oprah didn't eat her
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
High-achieving men don't always want to get involved with high-achieving women
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners' team bus catches fire in Boston tunnel. Red Sox fans seeking alibi.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nude jumping jack mom and police report
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Teacher giving exam forgets computer is plugged into overhead projector, starts surfing porn
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Naked, featherless chickens bred (with pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dave Thomas to speak to you from beyond the grave to tell you to buy hamburgers
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Stripper's kid to complete Kindergarten
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(post-dispatch.com)
 
 
 
500 Port-O-Potties perish in tragic blaze at Johnny on the Spot
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Pilots use 30 million tire dump for navigtion.
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(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Colin "manboobs" Montgomery loses SAP Open to Tiger Woods in Sudden Death Playoff
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(St Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Mom arrested for leading nude jumping jacks at daughter's birthday party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball team arranges 'food-free' stadium section for those freaky kids who are deathly allergic to peanuts
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Fat fingered phone dialers get scammed into large bills
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Enviro-terrorists made it harder for you to enjoy a nice Chilean sea bass fillet
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(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Old Slick Willy has fathered a love child. Fb- unavailable for comment
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Teen needs car to take girlfriend to prom. Steals teacher's SUV at gunpoint.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Test
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Radio-controlled plane kills man
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Forget terrorism, America is facing a bikini crisis of epic proportions
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Writer demands a domestic form of the CIA. Apparently he forgets what the FBI does
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(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be a Monday morning at Fark without pictures of Britney drunk and dirty dancing at a club
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Cardinal Law claims he hasn't had enough time in the past 9 years to deal with child molesting priests
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Drew's shaved back hair mistaken for Kentucky Bigfoot hair
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(Insight)
 
 
 
Documents prove Saudi government is active in recruiting suicide bombers
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Bulldog...We hardly knew ye
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner: What I've Learned
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Nintendo drops Gamecube price to $149
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad E-mail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 100 examples of Video Game Engrish of all time.
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Tales of rock star weeners, from groupies who know. Huey Lewis finally earns our respect.
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Fish fake orgasms
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(Some Sledging Farker)
 
 
 
For all you naffing chalfonts & nadgers: A Dictionary of British Slang
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Hornets fan, his baby, and his sign
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(white house)
 
 
 
Photoshop President Bush and his clone army
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