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Sun May 19, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(post-dispatch.com)
 
 
 
Inmates on death row clamor for new trial after finding out judge that sentenced them used marijuana
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(184)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Umpire refuses to delay minor league baseball game after Iverson late to throw out 1st pitch for charity
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman sentenced to 7 years for drunk driving deaths of two girls asks judge to reduce her sentence because she really misses her own kids.
source: santacruzsentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Globe & Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian dollar trading higher- may soon be worth more than paper it's printed on
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Rense)
 
 
 
Doomsday clock moved forward to 'Seven minutes until Midnight'
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(123)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Man is arrested trying to sell human head.
source: www1.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Sunday Mirror)
 
 
 
The English soccer team drank �30,000 worth of liquor in three days. Good luck in the World Cup
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(34)
 
(Spin)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest bands of all time.
source: spin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(466)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you though Star Wars was racist, how about ElNavy.com: the official Hispanic site of the US Navy
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(80)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police blotter going to win Pulitzer prize someday
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(25)
 
(arcataeye.com)
 
 
 
The world's best written police blotter
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(49)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Critics claim episode II has racist stereotypes: clones are army of illegal aliens and Jango Fett is a mexican terrorist even though he's from New Zealand
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(329)
 
(Some Taco Dude)
 
 
 
Taco bell's official mullet humor (after starting the animation click grilled stuft burrito)
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Complaint filed after fitness club refuses to hire 240 pound woman as aerobics instructor
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(152)
 
(Moller)
 
Video
 
Where are the flying cars you say? Right here
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(76)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
It's hard to have sex when your girlfriend's bed is covered with stuffed animals.
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Jersey to propose G-force limits for roller coasters
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Fit boobies (not safe for work)
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(131)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Man has arms ripped off by polar bear, writes a funny article about it.
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(79)
 
(Some Poo Counter)
 
 
 
Ever wonder about the hog vs human poop ratio in North Carolina? Wonder no longer
source: hogwatch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 


Sat May 18, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man walks with replica of his wife's boobies on head to support breast cancer research.
source: metrowestdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Chisa Aizawa gallery (Not Safe For Work)
source: dman-presents.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fb- captured, arrested in NYC
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(88)
 
(heraldsun.com)
 
 
 
People are trying to bring some pretty strange crap into Australia
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sexual history of the Papacy - Alexander VI liked orgies in the Vatican
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(38)
 
(beafortgazzette.com)
 
 
 
Man calls his mom from atop Mt. Everest.
source: beaufortgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
21!
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(40)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Outspoken Republican candidate for sheriff thinks he has a chance to win. Not with this track record...
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Phone line that lets kids talk to Scooby-Doo leads to $3.99 a minute sex service instead
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy falling down a volcano
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Torture office types in this amusing Shockwave game
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(31)
 
(Dirty H.S. Dancing)
 
 
 
Video of teens suspended for doing Britney Spears dance at school talent show
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 10 hottest jobs for the next decade
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hidden Gems in Episode II -- Yes, those are Millennium Falcons on Naboo
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(129)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today is the first aniversary of Fark chat. This link actually does go there. For the IRC-savvy out there, it's #fark in dalnet
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(52)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Telling boys aggressive play and toy guns are bad can actually damage their self-esteem
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Belper News)
 
NewsFlash
 
War Emblem wins 127th Preakness
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meteorite hunters find rare booty in African desert
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Jersey first state to propose G-force limits for roller coasters
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(36)
 
(Playboy)
 
Boobies
 
What college has the hottest chicks? This is the REAL survey of the best place to live (not safe for work)
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Chillin Villins)
 
 
 
Photoshop Popular Science assistant editor chillin' a beer
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(141)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
N' Sync loser has heart surgery to qualify for space ride.
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bud Selig claims 25 percent of major league teams could go out of business if the sport's economic system isn't changed
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(57)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Bush to Putin: join us
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun saves Madonna from some nut-job
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Poor Montanan)
 
 
 
Prankster calls in a bomb threat at Del Taco. Airport Chief hears Delta Airlines. Hilarity ensues.
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this band of brave people willing to sell their dignity.
source: gainesvilleregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's official, rain more likely at the weekends.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Angels Camp - where your kid can ride a sheep while wearing a football helmet.
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Teacher loses control while conducting behavior management class. Throws chair at kid.
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas governor's 15-year-old daughter gets drivers license becase her family faces 'unusual economic hardship.'
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(lavasoftusa.com)
 
 
 
New AdAware reference file. Now detects FlashTrack and NetRadar.
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(35)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Eight-year old drives himself to school, gets there safely
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Swedish study reveals substance that causes cancer can be found in almost all foods. Recommends people stop eating.
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teens copying Britney dance moves at talent show get suspended
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(47)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Astronauts pop water balloons in space, with video
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Image consultant helps overweight women look better at the beach � by making them wear a one-piece, sarong, and big floppy hat.
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(37)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
How to remove a bra for dummies.
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Celebrity popouts (not safe for work)
source: ads.aveit-media.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Chicken sandwich explodes in woman's face
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(86)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush says he would have tried foiling 9/11 attacks had he known. Slams Democrats as second-guessing ass clowns
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(258)
 
(Fark Party)
 
 
 
Calgary Fark Party planned for July 13. Be there or be square.
source: mywinnipeg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(retroSPICE)
 
Boobies
 
Lynda Carter/Wonder Woman Gallery (not safe for work)
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(60)
 
(Comics Continuum)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ben Affleck in costume for the Daredevil movie.
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(173)
 


Fri May 17, 2002
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boy A.J. sued by woman who was a victim of a "bum rush" gone bad.
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
A little bit of Johnny Depp (safe for work)
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(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Booze, the universal elixir, also prevents diabetes in women
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Scientists at MIT have created the first realistic videos of people saying things they never said
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(75)
 
(Bartcop.com)
 
 
 
Limbaugh "dropped deafness act" after investigation shows hospital visit was for liposuction (bottom of article)
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(122)
 
(SomethingAwful)
 
 
 
Somethingawful meets the Franklin Mint: Collectable Plates
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(43)
 
(The Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The modern office cubicle is a fattening pen for white-collar workers
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man shot for weeding neighbor's yard
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Robotskull kicks SmarterChild's ass - First AIM bot to dish out free boobies ( Screename 'Robotskull' , command '/porn' )
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girls try to kill asthmatic teacher with massive amounts of perfume.
source: www3.cantonrep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Consciousness, the greatest enigma of all time, may have finally been solved
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
5500 kids die from poor sanitation each day; World Health Organization spends time issuing warnings about French fries
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
D.C. declares baby's name illegal because it's against the law to give it the mother's last name
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Huge asteroid impact cleared the way for giant dinosaurs to evolve and rule the planet
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School's side of the "girl being expelled by Christian school because mother was a stripper" story.
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Personal bankruptcy filings jump 15% from last year, but bill to tighten rules for filing on hold until Senate can resolve an abortion-related provision
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
One of our ads appears to be running popups. Let us know which one it is so we can nuke it -Drew
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(160)
 
(startribune.com)
 
 
 
Bertelsmann to acquire Napster
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Missouri House passes measure that would make it a crime to take pictures of animals in barns
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One slice of pizza has as many calories as a large burger
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Bressler.org)
 
 
 
Star Wars: The Gen X Woodstock
source: bressler.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(WBIR TV10)
 
 
 
Despite having no time to resolve budget crisis, Tennessee legislature approves new specialty license tags.
source: wbir.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Petition Online)
 
 
 
Petition to bring back Farkman
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(79)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The biggest failures and flops in fast food history
source: retrocrush.com.   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(315)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When it comes to sex education, Americans are idiots
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
French court to decide whether or not to kick Scientology out of France.
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NASA is going to try the "teacher in space" thing agian
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Carjacker gets arrested after calling victim to learn how to hook up car's stereo amplifier
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2,000 years of failed 'end time' predictions
source: raptureme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Germany's Schroeder wins court battle over his hair color
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Mechanics leave Mercedes, complete with keys, at wrong house.
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Fredrick News Post)
 
 
 
High school seniors obviously didn't see famous WKRP episode; drop live turkeys from top of auditorium as senior prank
source: fredericknewspost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denver City Attorney: "The Constitution has no force or effect in Denver, because this is a home rule city."
source: stanley2002.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
After 40 years, astronomers finally have proof on film of what exactly causes the most violent explosions in the Universe
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Stupid parents and kids claim that billboard saying Hey Virgins. Thanks for Nothing. causes them to have sex
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(247)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school mixers have better exotic dancers than strip clubs
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Abercrombie & Fitch in hot water again: parents angry over thong for seven year olds.
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britons dealing with stress the old fashioned way: get rip-roaring plastered
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People magazine votes Nicole Kidman as having the best legs and Halle Berry as having the best chest. Who should have REALLY won?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Ann Landers falls for nude slumber parties urban legend
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop the dog-washing machine
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Folding a $20 bill to show the terrorist attacks doesn't mean anything. But, you can fold foreign money so you get "Beaver humpin' Action"
source: snopes2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(stuff)
 
 
 
Dog lover caught in the act - Shotgun wielding husband not happy
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interview with Drew (Part 1)
source: justlikesex.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Adam West, Burt Ward to star in "Batman" TV reunion
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(baynews9)
 
 
 
Man buys lake for $1000. Puts up ugly-ass fence, then charges residents $30,000 each to take it down.
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(128)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British Police send mail to criminals "surrender now or spend the World Cup in a police cell with no television". 27 people turn themselves in.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope John Paul II considering resignation. May become the first Pope ever to voluntarily leave his position in the 1900 year history of the Papacy
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maverick fans deafen Kings with cowbells. Walken clip shown at game.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Epinions.com)
 
 
 
The Reviews Are In: Episode II has no script and too much CGI
source: epinions.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover 11 more moons orbiting Jupiter, proving just how little we know about our own backyard.
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
While writing for DC Comics, Kevin Smith wasn't allowed to use the word "fart" in any way, shape, or form,
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tie Domi doing what he does best. Farker Chick3_16 to surrender.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kansas City Fark party June 8th
source: kcclones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do men have trouble urinating at ballparks?
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Rebel Alliance? Terrorists, more like it.
source: theweeklystandard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Electrified winds rage in the Sun's atmosphere at nearly the speed of sound
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 


Thu May 16, 2002
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A diver with a cockpit recorder
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(174)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Most school shootings are preventable. Most?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Boss won't run for NJ senate; says stench unbearable
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unlike the Italian coach, the Polish coach is happy if his players have sex during the World Cup - but they have to pay for it
source: football.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Macon)
 
 
 
Man cruises around in deep fryer powered mini-bus
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(55)
 
(Register Citizen)
 
 
 
Stripper workplace hazards include customers biting you.
source: registercitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione claims to have x-ray super boob vision.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada will be the only G-7 nation to have a budget surplus. Hockey sticks for everyone.
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
'Bullet' the dog saves the day when baby stopped breathing
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(35)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly On NPR: Castro and Palestinians love it, Mao Tse Tung should host �All Things Considered.�
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(EOnline)
 
 
 
Top 10 list of the worst movie sequels. What's missing?
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Polish posters of American movies.
source: poster.com.pl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(klfy.com)
 
 
 
Who needs a lottery? Just wait for the armored car to be left open
source: klfy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(B3ta)
 
 
 
Female or She-Male? How many she-males can YOU pick out correctly?
source: b3ta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Yale Daily News)
 
 
 
Spit or swallow? Yale University is on the case
source: yaledailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Scientists solve the mystery of why we sleep: because if we didn't, we would die
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Publishers ponder why $500 e-book reader hasn't replaced $5 paperback
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
What exactly does "Meow" mean? Scientists think they now know
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Truckload of cyanide found with open and missing barrels.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(CBS2.com)
 
 
 
Crap hits the fan when dog registered to vote by his owner gets summoned for jury duty.
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New welfare plan would require recipients to work and stop spitting out kids like a Pez dispenser
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter is an idiot being exploited by Castro
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Biggest scam in sports? College Football - Recent NCAA title winners are a rulebreaker roll call
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Man accused of fathering Liz Hurley's baby now being accused of random other births - one to the tune of �3 million a year in support. Sounds like Fb- really is the father
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(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
BJs Wholesale store closes because 4 Muslims begin praying in the store
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(142)
 
(Askmen)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for your favorite Tori (Safe for work)
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(139)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Softcore porn publishers have their hands really deap in Tony Blair's pockets
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(46)
 
(People for the American Way)
 
 
 
Ashcroft's first year as Attorney General an overwhelming success for right-wing extremists
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(147)
 
(Mens Health)
 
 
 
Useful tips for mowing lawn.
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(62)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What if ESPN had cast Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones?
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush not psychic. Congress demands to know why
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(213)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get your very own Pimp Lando and Ho Leia Action Figures
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(15)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Italian soccer coach to players: no shagging during first round of World Cup
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Best Cities for Singles" ranked. More relevant for farkers than "Most livable", which is for the elderly.
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(186)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Suspect allegedly braved gunfire to steal women's underwear
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(30)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Vibrating plates may be the key to preventing bone and muscle loss in space. Female astronauts seem to enjoy the treatment more than men.
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(14)
 
(Backstage East)
 
 
 
Attention would-be stalkers of Chris Walken - audition in NY for "Stalking Christopher Walken".
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Condoleezza Rice issues ultimatum to Saddam: Either give us the oil or eat it.
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(158)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
There is more bacteria on your desk than on the average toilet
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(63)
 
(rushlimbaugh.com)
 
 
 
Get Limbaugh's new "Fightin' Righties" t-shirt.
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(129)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Naked motorist tells police he was driving nude because of Florida heat
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mother destroys art thief son's $1.4 billion collection
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Star Wars: Where are they now?
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(60)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Lid blown off giant Philadelphia moonshine operation, literally.
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(28)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police banned from saying "nitty-gritty."
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(83)
 
(Chicagomag.com)
 
 
 
Dust off those resumes. Playboy looking for new editor.
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(31)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Hard job and bad marriage lead to early death
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(34)
 
(PeTA.com)
 
 
 
PETA sends the NCAA a package of vegan chocolate basketballs
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(88)
 
(Some Unreal Guy)
 
 
 
Review: If it didn't have "Star Wars" in the name, I'm guessing you'd skip it.
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(37)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Phone shields don't reduce radiation; Tin-foil hat stock skyrockets
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(21)
 
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Study: Asian drivers are among the world's worst drivers, complete with examples
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(101)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Star Wars fans
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(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Review of Moby's new disc. (Follow-up to Tuesday's Rush thread)
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(196)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
54 climbers to reach Everest summit today. Starbucks' construction crew following close behind
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(40)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Gummi bears defeat fingerprint scanners
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(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Same court that fined man $200 for farting in police station foyer fines woman $500 for sneezing in policeman's face
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(23)
 
(Arab News)
 
 
 
Baldness crisis sweeping thru Saudi Arabia
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
English introduce new carrot colors. In other news, still no cure for cancer
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More reason to kick yourself for being born in the wrong generation: nude slumber parties.
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(145)
 
(OneFootball)
 
 
 
Korean restaurants plan on giving away free dog meat during World Cup
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(49)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Fridge, Olga and Manute weigh in for Celebrity Boxing 2 (with pic)
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(40)
 
(Shift)
 
 
 
Man argues there should have been MORE Jar Jar in Episode II
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(24)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Star Wars review. Ebert: it sucks. Roeper: it was great.
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(105)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
With Bobbitt's arrest, man wins "When Will John Wayne Bobbitt Beat His Bride" contest.
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(22)
 
(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop that shot at a kid who threw chinese food at him absolved of any wrongdoing in shooting but reprimanded for flipping the bird
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(31)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Duck caught speeding on camera (with pics)
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(36)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Christian school expels kindergarten student because her mom is a topless dancer
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(366)
 
(activedayton.com)
 
 
 
What happens if you name your son "Amy"? He ends up on a most wanted list
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to make fire shoot from your car's exhaust pipe
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(52)
 
(Daily Probe)
 
 
 
The new Star Wars characters, including Curly Fett.
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add Screech from Saved by the Bell and Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter to fighters for FOX's Celebrity Boxing 2
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption George Lucas writing on this girl's notepad
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(141)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
US mint discussing printing money in different colors
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fidel Castro in a somewhat reavealing position.
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(139)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
NASA launches $952 million satellite this morning "just for the hell of it."
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(27)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Democrats angry that Bush broke their fundraising records, plan to gather a mob of Buddhist monks to retake the record
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to build powered model airplane the size of a match
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(74)
 
(Some Hawkeye)
 
 
 
Iowa City Fark Party in planning stages
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney blah blah Justin blah blah sex blah blah
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(63)
 
(KMED.com)
 
 
 
33 obscure facts to help you win a bar bet
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(178)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Star Wars is Lucas' destiny
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(38)
 
(Drunk Gamers)
 
 
 
10 things you can spend your $200 on instead of an XBOX
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(54)
 


Wed May 15, 2002
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Think the LAPD learned from Rodney King? No, says latest report.
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(32)
 
(Some Awesome Chick)
 
Weeners
 
Its aboot time we had some gorgeous weeners for us farkettes
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(134)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush had been warned of 9/11 attacks before they happened
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(238)
 
(First Church of Pac Man)
 
 
 
O Pac-Man, glutton divine, Thy roundness is exceeded only by thy yellowness.Thou takest away the barriers in the maze of life, Thou makest fruit to appear before me, Thou turnest my enemies blue. I humbly offer this quarter unto thee
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A conspiracy of super hackers rules Las Vegas' telecom infrastructure.
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(45)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Forget the movies, strip clubs are the new trend in dating
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(101)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one: a priest, a pedophile, and a hood try to kill the governor of Arizona...
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who watched 637 straight USC football games dies
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(41)
 
(Channel 4000)
 
 
 
Playing soccer in the nude, a college tradtion at Drew's Alma Mater
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(38)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Heidi Fleiss on why she turned down celebrity boxing: 'I may be a pimp, but I'm not a whore"
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(46)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
2002 most livable state rankings
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(209)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
The man credited with inventing the point spread dies at the age of 98
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sound fx search engine. Like Google image search except with thousands of sounds.
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jury Duty got you down? Guess what: You as a juror have the right to overturn laws. Legally.
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(154)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kids say the darndest things...while packing heat.
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(122)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Brain surgeons leave bandage in woman's head
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(24)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: photoshop a fake video game. The best entries may be featured on a nationally televised show. This link doesn't go anywhere
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(311)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Advertising in Britain? Don't mock dwarves.
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CBS airs part of Daniel Pearl's execution video despite his family's requests not to
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man pukes up bag of marijuana on cop, apologizes, says it isn't his.
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(55)
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
U.S. farm states want even more farm cash
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(86)
 
(ajc.com)
 
 
 
Vanilla Coke debuts
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(111)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeff Nelson auctions chips from his elbow on eBay
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(37)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
60% of office employees have flings with co-workers
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(89)
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
Science will provide: Check out the unintentionally amusing sales pitch on this "space-age" rubber doll. (not safe for work)
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(161)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Slobs rejoice. Housework found to have no health benefits.
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(21)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Hornets co-Owner George Shinn's 27-year-old son, Chris, purchased and wears t-shirt that says "George and Ray Suck," in reference to departed team owners
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother in jail for letting kids skip school. Kids given day off school to visit her.
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(26)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Pot does not ease MS symptoms
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(89)
 
(startribune.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota is one again selected as the most liveable state, except December through February when it gets ass cold
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(81)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Large McDonalds shake has 1,010 calories.
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(96)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man shot by roomate over $1,000 electric bill from grow lights
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(46)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Los Estados Unidos son el Mexico nuevo
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(130)
 
(Rocketpack.org)
 
 
 
How to be a drunk asshole
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(64)
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Canadian tobacco companies release new warning labels
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(32)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Skip the gym. Go to the bar. Germans say its healthier
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teacher goes to court to seek the right to hit students.
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(124)
 
(United Justice)
 
 
 
Osama bin Laden composite photos. He could have turned into a Mennonite, a Rastafarian or a cab driver. Photoshop some more possibilities
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(104)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Acura Integra now most-stolen car. Rice-car fans freak out
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(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FBI proposes 'Super Squad' to fight terrorism. Their five powers combine to create 'Captain Conservative, the Terrorist killer'
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(45)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Fruit of the Loom cancels adult underoos. Maxim provides link and a survey to renew interest
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(45)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Jet contrails could be affecting the weather.
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(27)
 
(Paknews)
 
 
 
Operation Snipe was really an operation to rescue 76 US POWs
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(53)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Grocery chain proposes wrestling to settle lawsuit
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese urged to see the nice side of loud drunken rioting English soccer fans
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(38)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Negotiating peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians is impossible. Here's why...
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(147)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova "nipple profiling" testimony
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Napster CEO resigns amid realization that Napster sucks now
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Firefighters suspended after allowing rock band to take a joyride in their trucks
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
Boobies
 
BoobieTV: Maxim may start own 24-hour tv channel
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(34)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Courtney Love brags about all how great the long awaited Nirvana box set is while having no plans to ever release it
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(155)
 
(Some Scientologist)
 
 
 
Help your friends learn more about scientology
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(125)
 
(startribune.com)
 
 
 
xBox price comes down in response to PS2 price reduction
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(240)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bizarre and funny patents. Includes a fart collecting device and beer barrel headgear.
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Asthmatic 80 year old rescues kids from fire
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(28)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Wrestling star Chyna to fight Joey Buttafuoco after John Wayne Bobbitt gets arrested
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nationwide alert issued for hijacked truck carrying deadly sodium cyanide
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(120)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese schoolgirls sell socks and sex
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(121)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Undefeated tic-tac-toe chickens not allowed to play in tournament
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(23)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
NASA to start using Ebay and other auctions to find parts for space shuttles.
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(45)
 
(The Atlantic Monthly)
 
 
 
Everyone currently alive in Europe is related to Charlemagne. Medieval France surrenders.
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ABC has a new TV show called Meds. Which is Australian slang for tampons.
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Last call for Fark party at Cedar Point this weekend
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(27)
 
(Arab News)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia takes steps to snuff out terrorism by forbidding men under the age of 18 to drink coffee
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buddhist monks with LSD-inspired pink and green soccer balls
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(106)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco to write 'tell-all' about steroids, women and drugs in Baseball
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(12)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Not only is Wil Wheaton one of FHM's Covergirls, the pics are pretty damn scary too
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(78)
 
(Fark Parties)
 
 
 
FarkoasterFest pre-parties - Syracuse, NY and Toronto, ON. Also Farkparty site has been updated with new Yahoo Groups and etc.
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(18)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
13 year old faces 8 years in prison for felony spitwad attack
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(88)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
College Engineering students designing greenhouses for Mars
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(26)
 
(Some Kiwi)
 
 
 
New Zealand Cracking Down on Sheep Farts
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(37)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
retroCRUSH takes a look at Underoos (not yours)
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Boba Fett and this busty blonde
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(91)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Ford to build 340hp Crown Vic police cruiser. Bye-bye, Camaro
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(108)
 
(football365.com)
 
 
 
Uri Geller promises not to use his psychic powers to influence football games.
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(38)
 
(Trentonian)
 
 
 
Teenagers find $50,000 inside walls of vacant house. Sales of Incubus albums skyrocket.
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(62)
 


Tue May 14, 2002
(Centralmaine.com)
 
 
 
Warning to drivers in Maine: Moose may be licking the road
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(41)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Photoshop Chebacca getting a touchup on his makeup
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(162)
 
(razormouth.com)
 
 
 
Beer brings bucks for English church
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(21)
 
(ABC Australia)
 
 
 
Lithuanian women no longer have to get a gynecological exam to get a drivers license
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lowtax's fiance forced to review worst game ever
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(75)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tawny Kitaen's claws come out in court.
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(50)
 
(Fairfield Ledger)
 
 
 
Maharishi University demolishes dorm because it 'brought negative energy'
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(31)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Fourth graders suspended for using their fingers as imaginary guns
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(71)
 
(MPR)
 
 
 
Killing yourself through anorexia is now considered a "lifestyle" choice. In other news, alcoholism is now considered a hobby.
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now, there are so many surplus buffalo the US government is killing them and giving the meat to Indians
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(53)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Ariel Sharon has been betrayed
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(47)
 
(hollywood gossip)
 
 
 
As America gets fatter, our celebrities get thinner
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(74)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Restaurant inspector shakes down eateries: demands smokes/cash for clean bill of health
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(28)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Dell guy to start showing up everywhere. France surrenders.
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photographer claims he mistook sunbather for Kournikova due to her nipples
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(56)
 
(Belper News)
 
Video
 
Video of cyclist crashing on volcano while attempting to break speed record
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the first Spiderman comic
source: intuitivewebdesigns.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
America got a treaty and Russia got nothing
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Dead Sci-Fi Writer)
 
 
 
Take a free personality test, compliments of the Church of $cientology
source: scientology.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The non-gamer's guide to what RPGs and role-players are really all about.
source: members.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas Aggie Corps cadet tired of hearing "This one time in band camp" breaks the jaw of Aggie drummer.
source: thebatt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pope gives Internet his blessing, despite Fark & boobies.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember Scorched Earth? Its back and on the web.
source: scorch2000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Amtrak train crashes into log truck. Survivors being treated for splinters.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal Court rules that racial discrimination is legal. Equality surrenders.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(267)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tyranny of the Twit, somehow an ABC columnist has discovered the Nazi rule.
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(St. Paul Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
MN Legislature not to require mandatory Pledge of Allegiance in schools
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt apparently on "Christina Ricci" diet; somehow still has amazing rack.
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(245)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Spoiler free review of Star Wars Episode II
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(35)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Theme park offers lifetime membership for return of stolen Spider man comic book.
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A list of banned books and "reasons" for their removal
source: fatchucks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(495)
 
(the maxx)
 
 
 
List of brand names commonly used as product's name (e.g. Windex, Kleenex). What else can you think of?
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(275)
 
(startribune.com)
 
 
 
Farmer killed by cow. PETA snickers but has no comment.
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(E!)
 
 
 
Sopranos finally coming back.
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Fox offers Round 2 of 'Celebrity Boxing'
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(73)
 
(DesMoines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa police put 310hp V8 Camerao cop car on the road
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Quiz: gang sign or sign language?
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ozzy: "It could be worse. I could be Sting"
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(74)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson asked for purple lightsaber. It's the one that says "Bad Mother..."
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Burglar who tries to strangle South African woman ends up in hospital when the 45-year-old karate expert fights back
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Man Show to stop production. International day of mourning called for.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Some Horny Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Babes of science.. fiction. So it isn't science; who cares, it's boobies.
source: fantasynews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
From the "It's Your Fault" department. Aaliyah's parents sue record company.
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Episode two pics
source: engr.oregonstate.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
More highway spillage: Spilled hazardous material in Calif. turns out to be vodka
source: 66.54.5.40   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
United States Map of Nuclear Power Plants- East Coast Surrenders
source: insc.anl.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Trucker falls asleep, accident spills 15,120 dozen eggs.
source: thetimesonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Rush album "Vapor Trails" released today
source: rushvaportrails.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(317)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Soccer, Salaries and the U.S. advantage.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man abducts girl from suburb, drives her to McDonald's, buys her a soda, returns her home unharmed
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hovercraft for sale
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man goes on quest to find out what the 2000 parts are that Lever 2000 claims to clean
source: richmackin.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(startribune.com)
 
 
 
Baseball team puts stadium hot-dog vendor on team. Is now starting third baseman hitting .320 .
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
New 7-UP ad mocks prison rape
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Porn is still making money online. Drew to open "Drew Curtis' Porn.com"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, Israel is entitled to all the land from the Nile to Iraq
source: promisedlandcampaign.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Not Second Coming of Fark Freebie Day" continues: Free golf shirt or towel.
source: iarchive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia will join NATO. World domination almost complete.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
What's shakin' in San Francisco. 5.2-magnitude earthquake hits.
source: telegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's coming. It's travelling 900,000mph and will blast directly through the Earth. Beware of the STRANGELETS.
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(50)
 
(FilmFestivals.com)
 
 
 
Danny Elfman Finally Recognized For Talent
source: filmfestivals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(lochness.scotland.net)
 
 
 
Buy You're Very Own Loch Ness Shotglasses.
source: shop.lochness.scotland.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jane. Stop This Crazy Thing. Escalator speeds up at Angels game, 15 hurt.
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Darth Vader chilling like the Mad Villain he is.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Some XP user)
 
 
 
18 Tips for Better Gaming in WinXP, Linux users surrender
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(97)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Philly Fark Party
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(89)
 
(Netscrap)
 
 
 
Top 10 things you would to hear Mace Windu say in Star Wars prequals
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(46)
 
(Some Bored Guy at Work)
 
 
 
Bored at work? Try your luck with some of these games.
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(28)
 


Mon May 13, 2002
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
80% of people don't let work interfere with personal web surfing
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(32)
 
(Bill Nye)
 
 
 
Science Monday on FARK continues: Spintronics - quantum computers take one step closer to reality.
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Cartoon Network)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network contest to turn winner into custom Jedi action figure. Now you can finally stop pretending your Obi Wan When you play with your Natalie Portman doll
source: cartoonnetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Everybody's favourite sport: Concrete canoe racing.
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(44)
 
(some familiar guy)
 
 
 
Scientists have theories of what causes d�j� vu. Agents changing something in the matrix is not one of them.
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(101)
 
(Aerotech News & Review)
 
 
 
Pentagon train bees to sniff out bombs
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
College students are choosing sign language classses instead of a foriegn language
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(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nothing is found as Operation Snipe lives up to its name
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(peta.org)
 
 
 
PETA's latest target: A High School team named the 'Packers'
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(150)
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
Normally harmless cat chases family out of house, eludes police for 2 hours.
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
DNA kits becoming a hot marketing freebie. No, this isn't the Second Coming of Fark Freebie Day.
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thong busting Vice Principal's says career destroyed trying to control "freak dancing"
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(140)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Cambodian Prince who sued newspaper for calling him a corrupt stupid chicken ass awarded $0.025 cents
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(33)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
$150 gets you an "international drivers licence"
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(27)
 
(heraldsun.news.com)
 
 
 
Man who ran over policeman claims he got into high-speed pursuits to test road-rally skills
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kimberley Stanfield is a farking goddess.....kittens beware
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(129)
 
(Arabnews)
 
 
 
18!
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(www.asiacarerra.com)
 
Boobies
 
Asia Carrera Blooper Pictures (not safe for work)
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(157)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Classic TV moment: William Shatner sings Elton John's "Rocket Man" (RealVideo; scroll to bottom of page for link)
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(59)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada recruiting hackers
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(53)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Website for the "revolutionary" anti-grav devices. Segway surrenders.
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(94)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 10 biggest cheaters in baseball history
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(157)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Climbing the Star Wars Family Tree.
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Alabama county residents threatened with arrest if they don't install septic tanks they can't afford
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Some Sniper)
 
 
 
Charities hire sniper teams to go after ivory poachers after poachers start using RPGs to hunt elephants
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(151)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN readers give their opinions on the dirtiest players of all time
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(54)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Portland, Maine is becoming addicted to heroin
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(174)
 
(Some Cheat)
 
 
 
Everybody. StrongBad Email.
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Nick Maier)
 
 
 
How Goldman Sachs manipulated the prices of IPOs
source: dotcomscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientist find giant clawed turkey fossil
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(40)
 
(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
Democrats overjoyed that Hillary maybe running for VP in 2004
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Teens smash 12 cars during tractor joyride
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(LostBrain)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson's School of Dentristry
source: lostbrain.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Bush #41 has a strong influence on Bush #43
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
The second man to walk on the Moon is constructing a shuttle system between Earth and Mars
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Dailysouthtown.com)
 
 
 
$25K gets you a handshake and possibly a photo with Pres. Bush and a plate of herb-roasted chicken
source: dailysouthtown.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA's latest invention: frozen smoke
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Get your hip waders ready. 124 mile long Iceberg breaks off in Antarctica.
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Channel 4000)
 
 
 
Lion bites Busch Gardens zookeeper's arm off
source: channel4000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Anti-gravity device set to change the world almost as much as the amazing "segway" did. With video
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spanish Government makes candy shaped like syringes and sells them to British children. And you thought M&M's were addicting.
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Got $300,000? Buy your own town
source: 610wtvn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Spook)
 
 
 
The FBI's files on famous people... Einstein... Orwell... Rockefeller.. Lucille Ball?
source: foia.fbi.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(nuklearpower.com)
 
 
 
Forget I-Mockery. Brian Clevinger's 8-Bit Theater still reigns supreme
source: nuklearpower.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study shows teen vegetarians are healthier than meat-eaters
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(390)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan's ninja school a flop
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this White Sox player making a diving catch
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Oprah.com)
 
 
 
Dr. Phil explains how to tell your child about oral sex.
source: oprah.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(silive)
 
 
 
Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist gives stirring speech to graduates that basically said life sucks after college
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Biker Dude)
 
 
 
A complete guide to biker slang
source: mattsphotos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 

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