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Sun May 05, 2002
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Midwest mail bomber may have mental problems
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Astute Historian Mike Piazza wants to play George Washington in movie: "I know Washington wasn't the greatest military strategist. I wouldn't ignore that"
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bush correctly pronounces Azerbaijani
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Deal announced to end Church of the Nativity standoff in Bethlehem. Geraldo is there.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
California set to ban Indian mascot names
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Askmen's Top 99 reaches No. 2
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Falls, off the Rocker)
 
 
 
War on terrorism surely nears end as Canada and British attack
source: fallsofftherocker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst gallery AND classic Spider-Man cover gallery
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Join the revolution. Pyramid Power.
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hawaii suffers an amphibious invasion.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alcoholic soccer player 'can't wait' for liver transplant
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chirac wins French elections. Le Pen surrenders
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(409)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spider-Man brings in $114 million in opening weekend
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(The Globe)
 
 
 
When the British Army named Al-Qaeda hunt "Operation Snipe", they were apparently unaware of "snipe's" alternate meaning
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP campaign solicitation letter made to look like Census form. Asked about this tactic, they blame someone else.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop some other life events in store for Lowtax and Emily. Samples provided
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(151)
 
(Farker Subversive)
 
 
 
Americans for a Society Free from Age Restrictions (ASFAR) fights to allow under-21 farkers to drink beer
source: asfar.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Jobless rate jumps to 8-year high.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(atarihq.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop the cover of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
source: atarihq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Bartender)
 
 
 
How to make the perfect Cinco De Mayo margarita.
source: cocktail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Hombre)
 
 
 
Why Cinco De Mayo is an opportunity to go out and get drunk on Mexican beer at reduced prices.
source: vivacincodemayo.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Tequila)
 
 
 
Visit Jose Cuervo's website in celebration of Cinco De Mayo. Wake up with a hangover on Seis De Mayo.
source: cuervo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Eleven of the world's top bio-warfare experts have been murdered in the last few months
source: 199.246.67.250   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Winners of Abstinence Essay both Pregnant Fb- Unavaliable for comment
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(NewsLtd)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover new pyramid in Egypt. Well, it's not really "new", but you get the idea...
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(zfilter)
 
 
 
Crikey. A flash crocodile hunting game
source: campchaos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Popdirt)
 
 
 
If you could remove one pop act's music from the face of the Earth, who would it be?
source: popdirt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Walking on a river might get you arrested. Floating still legal.
source: standard.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know you live in a drinking town when the debate isn't whether to ban beer, but just whether to ban 46 oz. beers or not.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Brunching)
 
 
 
Choose your own pokemon adventure.
source: brunching.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Japan)
 
 
 
Domo-Kun MOVIES
source: homepage.mac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some British Guy)
 
 
 
The Young Ones faq page
source: faqs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Darth Vader at the store
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Ash Ketchum)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid in a Pikachu Costume
source: ccs.uky.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
U.S. man starts company ordering cheaper prescription medicine from Canada. U.S. Drug Cartels... uh, pharmacutical companies not happy.
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parents face charges for punching 43-year-old pedophile after finding nude pictures of their daughter in his cabin
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
"The Price Is Right" is Scary (and Bob Barker may walk the earth forever)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Homepage of Ouchy the Clown, just more of a reason to be afraid of clowns (not safe for work)
source: ouchytheclown.com.   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 


Sat May 04, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Freebie Day Continues - with flame war. Get your free "Eat Your Veggies, not your friends button" by filling out this survey at peta-online.org.
source: peta-online.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(www.ninjaburger.com)
 
 
 
Cinquo de Ninja - 5 free Little Rubber Ninja and 5 free stickers with every t-shirt order placed May 4 or 5
source: ninjaburger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farkette Jadefrog01 and her girlfriends taking down 5 bottles of Boones.
source: atlantic.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Complete guide to The Young Ones
source: ironworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Boss Hogg)
 
 
 
Win a "mystery prize" from Tom Wopat of the Dukes of Hazard. Limit one per household.
source: wopat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get some free astroglide for those oh-so-special moments.
source: astroglide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
War Emblem owned by Saudi Prince wins Kentucky Derby
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(telegram)
 
 
 
Pipe bombs explode in mailboxes in rural U.S.
source: telegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(BoxOfficeMojo)
 
 
 
Spider-Man breaks single-day box office record, on pace to beat weekend record as well
source: boxofficemojo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(upi.com)
 
 
 
'Camelpox' has scientists humping to find vaccine
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(via Shift.com)
 
 
 
Ever get the urge to stick a picture of an ass on some corporation's webpage? Here's how...
source: limpfish.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Band you've never heard of offers their album for free complete with CD artwork.
source: thejellybricks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Star Wars 'tent city' forms for May 16 film
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(62)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australia gets colonial, claims Antarctic trench as its own.
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Darth Maul. Venom. Candy Land. Dead Baby.
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
Caption Elmo testifying on capitol hill
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lowtax proposes to his woman
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Freebie day continues: Get a free scented candle
source: drewcandle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Freecondoms.com)
 
 
 
Free condoms. Fb- needs some
source: freecondoms.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Freebie day continues: Get a free "Got Beer?" bumper sticker. (SASE required)
source: beercanbob.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida passes law making it illegal for passing motorists to hit troopers during traffic stops
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Arabnews)
 
 
 
8? 11? Apparently no one knows how many Saudi executions we've had this year
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More free stuff. Get free Herbal Essences Color goop.
source: herbalessencescolor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Cameron says he could have hit 5 homers but decided "it wouldn't be right" and let a homerable pitch go.
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Figure out how to decorate Farkette ayesha999's basement and she'll send you free homemade jam
source: stephthegeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A look at every horse in today's Kentucky Derby. Check it out before placing your bet.
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(some doofyfuel)
 
 
 
Askmen's top 99 women reaches No. 3
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Doing the speed limit in Houston is considered dangerous driving
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Columbian far-right paramilitary group launches complaints hotline so it can clean up its image.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Viva Freebies: Get your own top-level domain name from Tokelau (.tk)
source: dot.tk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iranian pirates attempt to raid disguised U.S. Navy ship, give up after being shot at with .50-caliber machine gun
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker thinking he's got a virtual reality headset on...
source: wearables.essex.ac.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Some Porker)
 
 
 
Performing Pigs. They dance, jump, play catch, roll barrels and madly roar across the stage on scooters.
source: valentinesperformingpigs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let Jennifer Lopez protect your food, with a free J-Lo refrigerator magnet.
source: xuppa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(NewsLtd)
 
 
 
Doctors warn that pumping your kids full of powdered tiger penis and colloidal silver solutions may not be very good for them.
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More Free Stuff.....Free Music CD from Lucky Strike.
source: bw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free groovy Spiderman keychain/yoyo.
source: xuppa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
Hen lays quarter pound egg. Fb- is the father
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy in the dark.)
 
 
 
Freebie day continues: Get a free maglite from McAffee, which we hope sucks less than their software.
source: mcafeeb2b.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
Audio
 
Mike Tyson: If he met Jesus, they'd drink and smoke weed together
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(HBO)
 
 
 
Order a free "Sex in the City" or "Sopranos" hat.
source: hbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(bradpittfan.com)
 
Weeners
 
7000+ pictures of Brad Pitt
source: bradpittfan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(vBloke)
 
 
 
Chicks, bitches, and totally nutcases: a photographic gallery of women I have known
source: www3.primushost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aussies not impressed by ManFood, rename Burger King "Hungry Jacks"
source: hungryjacks.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Reagan tapes reveal that he felt that the Bible was the literal truth and that people smoking pot was their own business
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Mmm)
 
 
 
In honor of the KY Derby, a history of Maker's Mark bourbon
source: makersmark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Compaq)
 
 
 
Get a free radio from Compaq by filling out a quiz. For the Americans out there, the answers are: 1) c, 2) yes, 3) d, 4) yes, 5) false, 6) yes, 7) via compaq web site.
source: powerware.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Blue Jean Boobie Queens and other themes (not safe for work)
source: cpnmodels.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 


Fri May 03, 2002
(CBS Sportsline)
 
 
 
Photoshop Sosa getting mad hops.
source: images.sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bengals think they will win SuperBowl. Still don't have starting quarterback.
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man on house arrest attends outdoor concert in stolen jail uniform - Guess what happens
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Pentagon won't use remote-controlled rats. Will use little kittens
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(TrekToday)
 
 
 
Captain's chair stolen from set of "Star Trek Nemesis" was an inside job. Wil Wheaton unavailable for comment
source: trektoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugandan footballers fake player's death to avoid match
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
More commentary from Mike Tyson. Will the fun never end?
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Britney Spears's brother.
source: britneyspears.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vegan couple who starved kid pregnant again
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Worth1000)
 
 
 
What would happen if l337 haxx0rs ruled the Earth
source: worth1000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(US Parks Service)
 
 
 
Have ancestors who fought in the (US) Civil War? Look up their service records here.
source: civilwar.nps.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(llnl.gov)
 
Video
 
Wondering where that sniper is? Try this - pinpoints sniper location and can direct a responce within one second of the first shot
source: llnl.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Frankfurter Allgemeine)
 
 
 
Is beer better from a bottle or a can? Science can tell us.
source: faz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New study confirms that file-sharing increases music sales.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Frequent flier miles threaten to overtake US dollar as world's highest valued currency
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson Psychiatric Report... cuckoo, cuckoo
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(The Brains Trust)
 
 
 
World prepares for rise of the Fourth Reich in France
source: thebrainstrust.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(kmov.com)
 
 
 
Police chief unsure if seized seeds are tomato or marijuana, grows plants in his office to find out
source: kmov.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buddha out of Derby with bruised foot. Allah or Yahweh sure to win now
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Police raid wrong house, pepper spray 74-year-old grandmother and family
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Idiots around the world are morphing into collective force
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bank rage: customer denied withdraw of money, sets self on fire
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
Photoshop President Bush and his new candidate for chia-pet. Actually, they are clovers, but you'd never really know.
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Askmen's top 99 women reaches No. 4
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
Chronicle of worst slumps in the history of sports
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Speaking of boobies, Drew did some spring cleaning on Fark's Top Boobies section and cleaned out all the dead links
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
VA now offers the rebel flag on license plates, yet won't allow the word "BOOBIES" on personal plates because it might offend someone.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
During WWII, 6 Americans were killed on US Soil by Japanese bombs
source: wpafb.af.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Louisiana on Defcon 1 mosquito alert. Rednecks instructed to wear shirts and stop sitting on their porches.
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(NewsLtd)
 
 
 
Man throws bag of cement at Shakira. Misses.
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Some Hamster)
 
 
 
Go screaming down the side of a hill at 40mph in a see-through 10ft hamster-ball. Common-sense not required..
source: zorb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Crusader artillery system to be canceled in 30 days. Army increases project's budget $475 million for 2003 anyways
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judge orders 10 commandments removed from courthouse
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(360)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Play poker online with fellow Farkers
source: maximonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Ha'aretz)
 
 
 
Israelis discover that Palestinean funeral is fake after 'corpse' falls off stretcher and runs away
source: haaretzdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
McDonald's to change name in Egypt to Man Foods
source: albawaba.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Some Farker interviews Ozzy about his new pooper scooper
source: sunkast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans beginning to suspect that Mexico is taking too much water for themselves
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark received over half a million pageviews yesterday, first time ever in one day
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(bloomberg)
 
 
 
Buffett's Berkshire fest is "Woodstock for capitalists"
source: quote.bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Teen counterfeits one dollar bill to buy sodas at school
source: pensacolanewsjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The emperors new clothes were in the dryer
source: lacrossetribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Big Dawg)
 
 
 
Win 50k in an online poetry contest. Post entries in comments, voting enabled. Be silly
source: trialoffers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Musical airhorns for your car. Make "La Cucaracha" a new addition to your hoopty.
source: wolo-mfg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(TheForce.net)
 
 
 
Star Wars - Attack of the Clones tickets now on sale in many U.S. and Canadian theaters
source: theforce.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
TV Technicians watching porno in control room accidentally hit 'send' button. Firings ensue
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Drunken teen doesn't notice being run over by train
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Having forgotten about the nine concussions he incurred while playing football, Fox broadcaster Troy Aikman says he wants to return to the NFL
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
New life form found in the Ocean. 6,000,000 of them can fit on the head of a pin.
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Toddler addicted to vacuuming
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
New army artillery piece can fire 8 rounds that hit target simultaneously.
source: army-technology.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(RateBeer.com)
 
 
 
The top 25 best beers in the world
source: ratebeer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(heraldonline)
 
 
 
SC trying to get rid of liquor minibottles. Regular size bottles currently illegal.
source: heraldonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Europe's fascist dawn
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official web site of Kylie Minogue. La-La-La-La-La-La..
source: kylie.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(via ilovebacon.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lucky kid at Hooters
source: ilovebacon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(The Mercury)
 
 
 
Watch out Tasmanians. The US warship that Perth's finest hos couldn't satisfy is heading Hobart's way
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(52)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
USA totally against free trade when people compete with them yet demands free trade when they want to sell something
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(222)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man hopes to sue pro sports teams named after dogs because it violates dog civil rights
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man in monkey suit wins mayoral election
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(26)
 
(sunspot.net)
 
 
 
Seattle's Mike Cameron hits four homeruns in five innings
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
W32.Klez.gen@mm virus spreading like wildfire. Drew knows thousands of you have it because you've sent it to him. Here's how to remove it.
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(107)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop farkers at Raleigh Fark party
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(73)
 
(Askmen)
 
Boobies
 
Askmen's top 99 women reaches No. 5
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(76)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
New planets discovered around white dwarf stars and directly photographed for the first time
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(46)
 
(UGO.com)
 
 
 
The worst ten Transformers of all time
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Saudi law is very literal
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(42)
 


Thu May 02, 2002
(via SlashDot)
 
 
 
A list of the worst software bugs in history, including an accidental rocket launch, and a missle explosion that killed 28 people.
source: wwwzenger.informatik.tu-muenchen.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart to pay $130,000 for selling ammunition to a guy who killed himself
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennessee county official declares "National Emergency" after hogs attack garden
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(DFSC)
 
 
 
Fotoshop Farker Foppalady's Friends
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(92)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amidst his mumbling, Ozzy demands to be named "minister of culture and the arts"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(GameParty.net)
 
Boobies
 
Nintendo using topless chicks in body paint to promote Game Cube.
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(72)
 
(Bayinsider.com)
 
 
 
Dirigibles to make a comeback
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(35)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Truck full of bees crashes in Mexico
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(88)
 
(Bayinsider.com)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars will soon go to the government's newest playthings: F-22 fighters
source: bayinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(abclocal)
 
 
 
Allies to begin operation "Snipe Hunt": joke to be on Canadians?
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(76)
 
(DailySouthtown.com)
 
 
 
If you have lost a 55 gallon barrel full of goat semen, don't worry it has been found.
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(73)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Wayne LaPierre, vice president of the NRA, sees no difference between gun-control advocates and Osama Bin Laden.
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(silive)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Scottish 9 and 10-year olds believe cotton comes from sheep
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biker gangs peace treaty breaks down. War coming soon.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(TheAge)
 
 
 
US sailors wearing out Australian prostitutes
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(Some student)
 
 
 
Photoshop Some Farker's Gym Teacher Eating
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(119)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Pic of Maryland tornado path of destruction as seen by NASA satellite
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(79)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Finally, entertaining ballet (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Got $17 to spare? Why not send a pizza to an Israel Defense Force patrol?
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(226)
 
(PM)
 
 
 
Bikes with brains
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(97)
 
(Philly Inquirer)
 
 
 
Pentagon developing live remote-controlled rats
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Bisexuals have a higher chance of going nuts
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Onefootball.com)
 
 
 
Polish soccer fans go on rampage: "They shouldn't have given them so much beer," says mayor
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(42)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cubs fans who pee in public may get $500 fine. 20-30% of offenders are women
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(77)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Fat kids now getting adult diseases like gallstones and type 2 diabetes.
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Good Doctor reccomends you make Johannesburg your Derby horse at 50-1
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(26)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Grocery list of items Blake's bodyguard needed for the hit
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shipwreck dog finally coming back to dry land.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton has dreams "of becoming the next Oprah"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(339)
 
(bayarea.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this PETA protester dressed in a cow outfit
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(184)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Devo admits to putting subliminal messages in TV commercials and shows like 'Rugrats'
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(98)
 
(NewsLtd)
 
 
 
Kids want to join rock stars on stage. Rock stars say no. Kids throw grenade into crowd
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Authorities get head from family
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(45)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Don't understand what Ozzy is saying? MTV offers closed captions for translation.
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Horses can't barf
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(65)
 
(something awful)
 
 
 
Lowtax reveals the secret method by which Fark content is generated
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(219)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Congress spent $288,000 this year to call on Jesus to give Bush supernatural powers
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(302)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newspapers now printing pet obituaries. Obituaries. For pets. Dead ones.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
7 year old doesn't play well with others. Asked to share his crayons, goes on pencil stabbing spree. Lands felony charge
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only one-third of Floridians have arthritis
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kentucky Derby positions drawn. Will not affect the amount of bared boobies in infield
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(26)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
If you are a fish running a fish-cleaning business you may lose clients if you eat them or make them wait in line too long
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(31)
 
(teenmag.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 things guys NEVER want to hear according to teenmag.com
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(309)
 
(Ummah News)
 
 
 
Two out of three Israeli soldiers prefer the softness of the Koran over any other toilet paper
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(117)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Carrie Fisher Gallery (safe for work)
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Gov. Ventura grinning as he shuts down state mansion
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(124)
 
(Back & White)
 
 
 
One man's journey through the stupidest record purchases of the 70's
source: bwcitypaper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High tech companies expecting wave of absenteeism on day of new Star Wars premiere
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Enormous Asian man tries out for NBA. Clippers surrender.
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(The Bakersfield Channel)
 
 
 
Carrots For Sex Man Pleads Guilty
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin to teach acting class at university, dwindling number of bad, overrated actors cited as reason for hiring him.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Fark Party Page)
 
 
 
Pub Crawl in Lawrence, KS May 25 for farker Bjorky's birthday
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
5 Britney Spears galleries (pretty safe for work)
source: wrestling-women.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop a London bobby about to pound the crap out of a May Day protester
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(86)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Join the Google group for NYC farkers
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Karen McDougal (not safe for work)
source: karenmcdougal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Three roommates fend off armed burglar by beating him with Miami Dolphins helmet
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(31)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Study shows Americans understand UFOs and ESP more than they do the theory of gravity
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texas plant fire prompts evacuation. As opposed to other fires where the inhabitants opt to just wait it out.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News reports of the Simpsons going off the air were false. Creator claims he was misquoted
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Karl Malone claims he is good for 3 more years. This man is crazy.
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Free weeners anyone?? (not safe for work)
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whale attempts to hump boat, fails.
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AOL Time Warner aquires StileProject.com
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(50)
 


Wed May 01, 2002
(San Diego Union Tribune)
 
 
 
Thong-gate update
source: uniontrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(235)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
CA bartender kicks 50-yard field goal to settle a bet. Now might get a chance to play for 49ers.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
North Carolina faces $1.5 billion dollar budget shortfall. In other news, NC cigarette tax still 5 cents. No one ever said us southerners were good at math
source: news-observer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
Residents of town devastated by tornado relieved to hear warning siren half-hour after storm roars through
source: ksdk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Americans less litigious now than they were in the mid 1800s
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Watch out witches. You can't defeat Uncle Bob and Jesus
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The fashion industry is out of ideas: the Mullet is back
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bjork is pregnant; child therapists on standby. Fb- is the father
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(88)
 
(CBSNews.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Church of the Nativity on fire
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(73)
 
(NYUNews)
 
 
 
Member of NYU dance team loses top during national championships; team wins
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
More wet t-shirts
source: americanhawgs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Coalition troops in Afghanistan launching operation "Make it look like we're actually making progress" in Afghanistan
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(CBSNews.com)
 
 
 
Center for the Study of the Obvious concludes the WTC collapsed because two jumbo jets smashed into them
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Crazy parents want helmets for soccer
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Last sane judge in US rules that post-9/11 arrest was illegal
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Same survellance cameras that destroy privacy will soon be used to predict behavior.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
God re-floods the middle east. Arab/Israeli problem solved
source: theonion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Creator of Melissa virus gets 20 months jailtime. Guess we already know what his nickname will be...
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Webby)
 
 
 
Vote for your favorite sites on the webbies, like Fark and PopCap.
source: webbyawards.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(NBC5i)
 
 
 
Prepare for the Great Sesame Seed Drought of 2002 thanks to the lottery...
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(25)
 
(Belper News)
 
Video
 
Women using mace to rob Florida stores (with attack video)
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
9 Galleries of Jennifer Aniston pics. (Mostly Safe For Work)
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(80)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists turn living rat into radio-controlled automaton using brain electrodes
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(daytondailynews)
 
 
 
Two-year old takes dog for walk. Mother charged with child endangerment
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(42)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Star Wars has about the same amount of "classical myth" in it as "Power Rangers" does.
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Detroit Farkette)
 
 
 
Detroit Fark Party...May 10th...Mr. B's in Royal Oak
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(50)
 
(TSN.ca)
 
 
 
In yet another embarassing ramble, Tyson admits plans to literally kill Lewis in the ring. Pass the mustard.
source: tsn.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Newly repaired Hubble Telescope returns incredible new images of the universe (amazing photos included)
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(45)
 
(Gene Simmons)
 
 
 
Move over 'The Osbournes", here comes 'The Simmons'
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(54)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Government classifies vitamins as "drugs", forcing you to get a prescription from a doctor to buy them
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
AOL turns to Google for searches. Five illegal immigrants using phone book no longer cutting it.
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Palestinian Unrest causes Webbys to overlook FARK: Write-In FARK for news and humor
source: webbyawards.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
New NASA space shuttle looks like something out of Star Trek (cool pictures)
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Befamfihv's dad next to a big gun
source: home.sou.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
MIT Professor testifies Microsoft's OS is too difficult to slim down, and that attempting this would create anarchy in the computing industry.
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Yellow Times predicted it: President Bush to start war in Iraq, right on schedule
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Police lose drug dealer in chase. Pig finds him. Not the cops, a real pig
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
MrNutz and DarthPhunk have way too much time on their hands
source: subatomicstudios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hawaii set to become first state to cap gas prices
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(memri)
 
 
 
An Arab psychiatrist's assessment of President Bush
source: memri.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Windu's saber size envy of other Jedi
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(31)
 
(Pilot Online)
 
 
 
Confederate flag may soon appear on Virginia license plates
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(191)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kids going to the prom
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(109)
 
(Fark Parties)
 
 
 
Fark party at Cedar Point (northern Ohio) May 17-19, see link for details
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(36)
 
(Fark Parties)
 
 
 
Fark party in Chicago, May 10-11, see link for details
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(35)
 
(Fark Parties)
 
 
 
Fark party in St. Louis, June 14-16. Contact GirlALaMode if you're thinking of going.
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(35)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews Jason X. "It is boring"
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's the day you should slap your members of Congress to save Internet radio.
source: saveinternetradio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Judge throws out lawsuit claiming suspension too harsh a punishment for kindergarteners playing cops and robbers
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nintendo looking to hire 50 people to play games all day
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Daily Telegraph (Sydney))
 
 
 
Thieves pull ATM out of convenience store with truck. Unfortunately dragging something at high speeds creates friction. Hilarity Ensues
source: dailytelegraph.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. witches say Christians violated their rights
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(782)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Fraternity charter suspended after pig found drunk, unconscious in park
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australian rules football player banned for 10 matches after biting an opponent's testicles during a game
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The Dallas Morning News doesn't like people linking to their stories
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Eight students indicted for roles in samurai sword attack. (???)
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(PalmBeachPost.com)
 
 
 
Man kills self with chain saw
source: gopbi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(zap2it)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel over-estimates worth. Dropped from Fast and the Furious sequel.
source: zap2it.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tape of John Lennon babbling about a dwarf to a six year old girl sells for $195.000
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Baskin Robbins)
 
 
 
Tonight is free scoop night at Baskin Robbins
source: baskinrobbins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Robbers not satisfied with money in Starbucks safe. Worked drive-thru window for 30 minutes. Made bad coffee.
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(42)
 
(news-record.com)
 
 
 
Two men charged with stealing concrete frogs.
source: news-record.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work. Employees using government vehicles to make beer runs.
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker Dtinferno's school cafeteria.
source: lbjhs.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans sent in to review election where the loser refused to recongize the results of a recount and is trying to keep power
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(FilmThreat)
 
 
 
Even Trekkies find Everquest fans too nerdy.
source: filmthreat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The SETI@Home project will receive its 500 millionth result this week. Still no aliens.
source: newsbytes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(LAWA Website)
 
 
 
Now you too can pretend to be an LAX Air Traffic Controller with real planes. New tracking system online.
source: lawa.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(bloggerheads.com)
 
 
 
Farker Manic seeks Mustard Man. Object matrimony.
source: bloggerheads.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(KMED.com)
 
 
 
Personalized licence plate gets KY man 20 years in the can
source: kmed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian taxpayers paying $4800 a month to have people shoo pigeons away from Parliament; MP suggests less shooing, more shooting
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
Guys: If you're 50 pounds overweight and love to wear tight clothes while you dance the night away - you might just be the next cheerleader for the Dallas Mavericks
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(BUH)
 
 
 
No Pants Day 2002 almost here. Don't be caught with your pants down.
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(64)
 


Tue April 30, 2002
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just how Jewish was Elvis?
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(33)
 
(Indigo.org)
 
 
 
Forget room lights - use this Farker's screen saver & webcam as a chatroom.
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eating while driving is dangerous. Time to ban food from cars.
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(51)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rosie's girlfriend is pregnant. Fb- is the father
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(79)
 
(Non-spyware site)
 
 
 
Another web traffic ranking for Fark.com: 3,855
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(58)
 
(Homestar)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad email
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(89)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
To better understand his employees, man wears mini-skirt to work.
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(40)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
Female athletes finally admitting that sex appeal is good for women's sports
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(59)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Stars can be promiscuous
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Earth telescope finds Black Hole in our own backyard. Eventually it will swallow the Earth.
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(90)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Deep Throat To Be Named
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(125)
 
(Guardian Online)
 
 
 
Travel writer for Guardian/Observer reviews Amsterdam cafes
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Ad-Aware 5.8 is released
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(140)
 
(Springfield News Leader)
 
 
 
Don't sell drugs out of your dorm room or they'll find your explosives
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(46)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
When babies stare, they may be counting
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
Group claimed co-worker owed them part of the Big Game Jackpot based on the fact he called in sick after the drawing, not on having possession of the winning ticket.
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Website offering printable doctor's excuse for rabid World Cup fans
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(92)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Study claims women go the restroom more often than men but spend less time there.
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(141)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Happy hour for dogs is latest bar craze
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(53)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova to sue over topless pictures
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(67)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gas companies keep supply tight to boost profits
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(58)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Johnny Carson can speak Swahili
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(57)
 
(kmov.com)
 
 
 
Man who rode horse into Wal=Mart pleads guilty to public intoxication; Captain Obvious unavailable for comment
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(36)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Robert's adaptation of King Kong when he was 6 years old
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Snake charmer unearths 3,000 cobras in woman's house
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(64)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Saudis spending $3 million on ad blitz to help us overlook where the WTC attackers came from.
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(114)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Militant vegans give child trail mix instead of milk or formula
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(431)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
NJ lotto winners are deadbeats
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(102)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
 
 
Fark is Bullz-eye.com's featured site
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush calls South Central LA an example for America. Encourages white people to burn and loot their own neighborhoods.
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(203)
 
(Toronto.com)
 
 
 
The Come As You Are 4th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon
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(124)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Wife for a night: Romanian prostitutes expand service offerings
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(36)
 
(Cleveland.com)
 
 
 
School suspends kids for taking nudie pics at home
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(120)
 
(Newsltd)
 
 
 
9. Saudis are really slacking this year
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(45)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Survey finds 20-year old women more prudish than 40-year olds.
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Please click on the banner ads. Support our sponsors -Drew
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(192)
 
(Some Pepe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Frenchmen on a Friday night
source: superevil.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British court upholds ban on letting Louis Farrakhan into country
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(St. Pete Times)
 
 
 
Man looses wallet after being distracted by young, firm boobies.
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(213)
 
(B3ta.com)
 
 
 
A swearing fish
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(77)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Oslo police on alert for foot sniffer
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
4 injured in downtown San Antonio manhole explosions
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Royals fire Tony Muser, all 4 Royals fans relieved
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
'Dukes of Hazzard' star Cooter runs a Hazzard-themed cabaret in bass-ackwards Virginia.
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(61)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man who wrote the soundtrack to CHiPS honored at one of the greatest musicians of our time
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Fat people consider suing the food industry for making them fat. Also, Congress considering taxing people for being fat
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(Broken Newz)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds move to 4th place on all time jerk list
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(35)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Holy moneyshot: 'Batman' star Adam West to be in a porn flick?
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thong wearing teens kicked out of dance
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Top Arab psychiatrist calls Bush 'a stupid idiot'
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
Sales for new Air Jordans fall flat - Nike concludes charging same price for shoe as Poland's gross national product was bad idea
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British chef caught humping a pony
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Green Day upstages Blink-182.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mess around with some guy's lights
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(46)
 
(Afronaut)
 
 
 
PhotoShop David Hasselhoff on safari.
source: davidhasselhoff.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TechTV to re-air all Max Headroom episodes. Are the 80s officially back yet?
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Students know nothing about finance or credit. Credit Card executives pour themselves a glass of champagne.
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(43)
 
(Google)
 
Weeners
 
Collection of Calvin Klein Ads -- for da ladies. (not safe for work...?)
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(30)
 
(KOMO TV)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners Ban "Yankees Suck" T-Shirts
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas plans to execute 31 in 31 days. Saudis surrender.
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Superman says: CLONE ME...
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark.com is the 11,322 most popular site on the internet.
source: info.alexa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(sensible erection)
 
 
 
Become a Ninja in 6 Easy Steps
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(50)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
103 year old parrot swears like a drunken sailor
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vampire lesbian kickboxers. Anne Heche surrenders.
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(52)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
24 Proof 'Jello Shots' coming to a store near you(?)
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(65)
 


Mon April 29, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about dwarf tossing
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(30)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Only in Wisconsin: populace in terror over "Mad Deer Disease." Seriously.
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(97)
 
(University of Kentucky Kernel)
 
 
 
Hot coed action at the University of Kentucky(safe for work)
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Man Boobies
source: gynecomastia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
TV Guide's Top 50 greatest shows of all time.
source: tvguide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Grade 6 Virginia student suspended for blue hair
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Webby Awards announced. SatireWire, Onion, but no Fark?
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(84)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dwarf-tossing, a party activity or bar-room contest,
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Download FARK icons for OS X
source: waltonandjohnson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Some Modder)
 
 
 
Put a waterfall in your PC...Just don't stick your hand in it
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man throws paper airplane and knocks over his brother's coffee cup. Brother whose coffee was spilled gets angry and stabs him to death.
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bizarre indoor beach complete with volcano and old men in Speedos
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(27)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
17-foot Jesus violating state right-of-way laws
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(67)
 
(Arizona Republic)
 
 
 
Driving under the influence of chocolate can increase your chances for an accident
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(28)
 
(bestbuy.com)
 
 
 
Hithchiker's Guide To The Galaxy coming to DVD
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(83)
 
(Midway)
 
 
 
Waste your day on classic Midway arcade games, including Beer Tapper and Spy Hunter
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(46)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
North Dakota refuses to sell billboard space to PETA
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(177)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is your family prepared against a zombie attack?
source: loris.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Next up on your dinnerplate: Genetically altered Super Salmon
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
For the D&D nerd with everything
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(88)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Find out what foods are the worst to eat while driving
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(125)
 
(Some Eskimo Guy)
 
 
 
Build your own igloo
source: home.no.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Grits.com)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about grits
source: grits.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Philosopher Dude)
 
 
 
Wicked fun philosophy game.
source: philosophers.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Some Weatherman)
 
 
 
Screw Wheaton, fark Walken, here is Roker, your new God.
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(103)
 
(Jeff wants to know)
 
 
 
The ever popular question for you new folks. - How did you find out about fark - what keeps you coming back
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(676)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Net radio stations go offline this week to protest new "royalty" fees.
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Miss Greece Evelina Papantoniou - No Thanks Needed (not safe for work)
source: gwool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(HRTide.com)
 
 
 
Connecticut residents complain about ice cream truck's music; our suggestion: Van Halen's "Ice Cream Man"
source: hrtide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Until baldness has a better cure, there's hair storage.
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(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Final "straw" for Daryl. Judge gives him 18 months.
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Firegirl dares you to try her hot sauces
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum
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(47)
 
(The Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man killed in explosion while trying to grow weed
source: theadvertiser.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A chronology of Darryl Strawberry's recent legal troubles
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The new Gillette Mach3 Turbo razor being hailed as a "hot new technology breakthrough."
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(Speed Racer)
 
 
 
Good, sweet, merciful crap. Company to make 100 Mach 5 race cars - selling for $125k each. Racer X unavailable for comment.
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(98)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Americans boo Canadian National Anthem, oblivious to the fact that Canadians just died in Afghanistan due to U.S. error
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dutch cheese makers have made what they believe is the world's largest cheese
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top Weird Al songs he never wrote.
source: internet.cybermesa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(bayarea.com)
 
 
 
2002 to be year of the Alligator attacks, Shark attacks now considered pass�
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(KPRC)
 
 
 
Houston Schools Offer Students' Personal Info For Sale
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(62)
 
(sunherald)
 
 
 
TLC star was involved in an auto accident two weeks ago that claimed the life of a child.
source: sunherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(CBS2.com)
 
 
 
Snowplows dispatched in southern Wyoming to clear Chili off interstate. Chili??
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(lego.com)
 
 
 
Another addictive game from Lego. Work abandoned. World surrenders.
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(24)
 
(Arabnews)
 
 
 
9.
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Bricklayer story is urban legend.
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(36)
 
(Some Pink Panther)
 
 
 
Tribute to the "The Ant and the Aardvark" cartoon
source: users.skynet.be   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Zombo t-shirts...
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(32)
 
(Some Quantam Mechanist)
 
 
 
The infamous "Cat Paradox" - not for the quantam-mechanically challenged
source: home.mchsi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Sacramento Bee)
 
 
 
FTC plan targets telemarketing scum. Unfortunately, not with nukes.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these 5 dancing freaks
source: oceantrek.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(vampirella.com)
 
Boobies
 
Superhero every man wants to meet.
source: vampirella.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Treehugger)
 
 
 
Calculate your "ecological footprint"
source: ecologyfund.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(MIT Nerd)
 
 
 
MIT nerds make own Weapon of Choice Video...Walken unavailable for comment
source: web.mit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's friend after prom in his moon boots
source: home.bendcable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
Career opportunity: Female journalist for sports TV. Requirements: Pretty face, great body. Experience in modeling helpful. Reporting and knowledge of sports optional - Do you flirt? We like that, too.
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A cool site about great inventions.
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada is quite possibly the best country on the face of the planet, according to a British reporter. After reading his article you may be inclined to agree.
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(381)
 
(Some Redneck)
 
 
 
Rednecks in Northern California want to secede. Union Troops on the March.
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