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Sun April 21, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mud-diving frisbee player
source: soton.ac.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(Dissent Magazine)
 
 
 
Addicted to Irresponsibility: America is a country of addicts who aren't responsible for anything that they do to themselves or others
source: murderize.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies In Public. Let those boobies free. (not safe for work)
source: ak-foto.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(BNN)
 
 
 
ACLU declares senior discounts 'discrimination'.
source: acclaimedmedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(iceburgvodka.com)
 
 
 
Vodka made from icebergs. It's good, it's very good.
source: icebergvodka.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Meet the bikini boys. Yummy. (safe for work)
source: bikini.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Rate these implants from 1-10 (not safe for work)
source: ratemyimplants.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton buys some pink flamingos.
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lucas promises "no silly characters" in Episode 2
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Pokemon and Mac OS X are Communist propaganda from Satan
source: members.truepath.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(264)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why Bush will be a one-term president.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(215)
 
(Music3w)
 
 
 
Major record labels in bidding war for nutcase Mariah Carey
source: music3w.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Delay tells parents to not send kids to Baylor because it is permissive. He should know, as a student Delay got expelled from Baylor for drinking.
source: news.mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Memo tells tenants of office building to kick geese periodically to keep them in line
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
TV stations tease people with upcoming weather forcasts to keep them watching
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bonds no longer leading league in homers. What's a "berkman"?
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drew Bledsoe traded to Bills
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What we don't see during the NFL draft (sample photo included)
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Star Wars missile defense system could kill astronauts and make space exploration impossible
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Neighbors becoming water-use spies
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(IFILM)
 
Video
 
Watch banned PETA ads
source: ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Newsweek suggests plan for peace in the Middle East. Flame war to begin on Fark immediately.
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(158)
 
(silive)
 
 
 
Fresh off her 'Celebrity Boxing' victory over Paula Jones, Tonya Harding arrested for drunk driving
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Would you date this man? Be sure to add funny comment.
source: seventeen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charges may be filed in Iowa City "fire breating" incident
source: wqad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Chortler.com)
 
 
 
Male world stunned as fellow male denies sleeping with Liz Hurley
source: chortler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Peace declared longest running joke in Middle East
source: dailysedative.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
DirectTV counts signal pirates among its subscribers to inflate numbers
source: dailybreeze.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Scripps Howard News Service)
 
 
 
News Service Posts Reagan Tribute On Web With Small Catch: THESE PAGES ARE EMBARGOED UNTIL REAGAN'S DEATH
source: 207.49.114.8   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Total Fark badge image parodizer thing
source: min.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(351)
 
((The Ohio State University Lante)
 
 
 
Ohio State University students use sheep to commute to class (Bottom story)
source: thelantern.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not enough cash to take out a hit? Just declare 'em dead on paper.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minivan catches fire after hitting moose. Skvirrel unable to be reached for comment
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Really small pictures of Lysette Anthony (not safe for work)
source: users.stargate.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Twins, Expos lead divisions
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
See six planets in one night, either now or in 2042.
source: skyandtelescope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stretching gymnast
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Kingdom of the Spiders: The 70s film that pits William Shatner against tarantulas.
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 


Sat April 20, 2002
(Hollywood Pulse)
 
 
 
Letterman and Koppel to go camping together
source: hollywoodpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne's family would give 'anything' to have missing dog back. 'Anything' in this case = $500.
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Artists' who skinned a live cat for sake of art project won't get jail time.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(415)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man finishes last in marathon. Probably because he was wearing a 120 lb. diving suit.
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Newsmax and FreeRepublic Readers to confront anti-globalist protesters in DC
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Naked man attacks women at Subway restaurant
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Gore blah blah blah, Florida blah blah
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sodas as good as OJ or 1% milk at supplying dietary energy to provide the feeling of satisfaction and fullness
source: eurekalert.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Columnist says it's time to snap out of Arab fantasy world where a lot of people were killed at Jenin, and where Palestine is west of the Jordan River
source: nationalpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drug kingpin caught after making home improvements without permit from city
source: saratoganews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pretty addictive Darts game...have a beer and play against a friend.
source: first2zero.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
A guide to early morning drinking
source: thetimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Tucson Citizen)
 
 
 
California to export its blackouts to Arizona as revenge for voting for Bush
source: tucsoncitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A more in-depth look at what 420 means (again with no real answer)
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blind Runners to compete in Texas. "If I hit something, hey -occupational hazard. At least I'll win because I'll always get back up."
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Week-long voluntary user blackout of Slashdot begins tomorrow
source: slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Prostitution is now a felony in Oklahoma if within 1,000 feet of a church or school.
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Need money for college? Get strip searched.
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Man fired on grounds of his hard drinking throws hand grenade at former employer
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Software giant Blizzard wants to sue everyone on the internet
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
I Stole Hitlers Hat: the story of the Brooklyn man who liberated the Nazi dictators top hat
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL draft is today - Detroit Lions surrender
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
German scientist decodes cow language. Finds out cows speak german (article translated via google)
source: translate.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Schools get postcards saying "I want hug and kill new pupils"
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A brief history of the earliest form of Photoshopping.
source: amphilsoc.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop a still from "Ice Age"
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Alaska Fark party in the works
source: home.gci.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Osama bin Laden is stealing gas in Canada
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What 4:20 means
source: forreal.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Unbeatable" Detroit Red Wings lose to the 8th place Vancouver Canucks. Twice in a row. At home.
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
5.1 earthquake rocks upstate New York
source: neic.usgs.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Alice In Chains singer Layne Staley found dead
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(221)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote for Por Nada (Farkers band) in this battle of the bands to open for tragically hip and nickelback
source: onlinebattleofthebands.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Orange helmets. And orange jerseys? The Cleveland Browns may look a little like highway construction barrels for one home game this season
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 4/20 Farkistan.
source: phish.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fanboy with too much free time sees allusions to Tolkien in Led Zeppelin's music.
source: auburn.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Memory powered by molecules
source: nanotech-planet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(GuyLivingInBasement)
 
 
 
Colin Powell GI Joe acion figure. Now with super arafat bitch slapping action.
source: mykingdomforasource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Virtual-reality body suit planned for pilots
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Bored Guy)
 
 
 
Try this addictive-ass RC car game
source: zone.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Brazilians build UFO landing port
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Whad'Ya Know)
 
 
 
Every cereal box that ever had a Star Wars promotion on it
source: toysrgus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Russian Mounted Villiage People Tribute Band
source: cellar.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Work Crew Finds 18-Foot Python
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Jennifer Tilly gallery (not safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slow down the spam bots with this tool for your website.
source: monkeys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Flesh-eating plant stolen; scientists who genetically-engineered it fear economic espionage.
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 


Fri April 19, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Executions doubled in 2001. Saudi Arabia, Texas and China take credit
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
An analysis of the lying styles of the last 3 US Presidents
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Mayor wants town to grow, provides free viagra and bans all birth control
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Judge lets ex-Cisco exec ,who embezzled millions, out of jail for the Olympics. Now FBI can't find him.
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bogus devices on ATMs read your account info for thieves
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farkers Snuh (hat) & Blindpew (no hat)
source: wiley.cx   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dad of Columbine student admits he was wrong for blaming cop for son's death, after tests proved otherwise
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Clinton still hasn't paid the $14K for vandalism damage perpetrated by outgoing White House staffers
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Review of a gadget that can throw any sports bar into chaos.
source: twomobile.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Rocket Man)
 
 
 
Fridge soda fountain
source: ammagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
50% of grades given out at Harvard are A's and A-'s
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UPS lawyers trying to steal bigbrown.com URL from fellow farker. Any ideas?
source: tribalwar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
D.C. cops polishing batons for massive hippie beat-down this weekend. Bring the whole family.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
No one wants AOL cable modem access
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A brief look back at 'friendly fire' incidents over recent the years
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The antics of one man's redneck neighbor
source: knology.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Terrorists plan to attack banks. ATM surcharges to skyrocket.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Milan plane was for sale at one point
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Daily Iowan)
 
 
 
Iowa City bar woman suffers third-degree burns from spitting alcohol into open flame.
source: dailyiowan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Modern Humorist)
 
 
 
Preists Gone Wild: the religious video that's too hot for TV
source: modernhumorist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The Brains Trust)
 
 
 
Blair Offers South Wales to Bush as "Nuclear Test Target"
source: thebrainstrust.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Cleveland.com)
 
 
 
ChiSox play Whitesnake tune when Finley is pitching against them. Hilarity ensues.
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(sbb followup)
 
 
 
Photoshop Drew and Wil at the LA Farkfest
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Frenchman smashes his own record for cycling up the Eiffel Tower
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Lucas might not be done tinkering with the original Star Wars trilogy. Plans to add Jimmy Smits to Episode IV
source: aint-it-cool-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(via RMN)
 
 
 
Caption this guy about to tazer himself
source: mas.scripps.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Broken Newz)
 
 
 
McDonalds runs new ad campaign in France
source: brokennewz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Thieves break into church; ignore silver, steal biscuits
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Strawberry admits he violated his probation. In other news, the sun will rise tomorrow.
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Milan pilot committed suicide. No evidence of Acutane
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Smokers more likely to have girls than boys. Surgeon general to add "daughters" to warnings on cartons
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Astrologers say rare planetary alignment tonight will bring world peace
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attention DJs: California state appeals court rules it's not libel to call someone a skank or a big skank on the radio
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(courier-journal.com)
 
 
 
Drunk Kentucky man dresses up like cop and tries to rid neighborhood of rednecks sitting on their porches.
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
In Norway, Donald Duck is more important than politics
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons wants to help Arafat and Sharon make peace.
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
USS Cole returns to active duty today
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(tbr.qgl.org)
 
 
 
Addictive golf game sucks a$$ when "ball stuck in wall" bug strikes (with pic)
source: tbr.qgl.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
40% of the world's chocolate is harvested by slaves on African plantations
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop William Shatner
source: kreweofbacchus.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(PacLand.cc)
 
 
 
"Ma'am, can I grease up your boobies?" Great "Man Show Boy" vid
source: pacland.cc   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(AskMen.com)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for your favorite Barker beauty. Safe for work
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
15 people have drug charges dropped because officer who arrested them was charged with drug trafficking himself.
source: novascotia.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Monkeys and dinosaurs lived in harmony. Thousands of darwinists wipe egg from their faces
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(502)
 
(Stileproject)
 
Boobies
 
The best boobies of StileProject (not remotely safe for work)
source: stilemedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 


Thu April 18, 2002
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Robert Blake arrested for murder, and no parrots or disguises will help him this time. In other news, Johnnie Cochran's pager explodes
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(SciAm)
 
 
 
Scientists recreate the roar and call of dinosaurs from fossils. Listen in.
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Try to beat the FHM high score of 24 in this massively addicting golf game.
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Billboard top 100 chart
source: billboard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Photos from last night's Wil Wheaton and Tiffany concert
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Feds consider using Microsoft Passport as national ID
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's newborn son. Claims Fb- is not the father. Looks like him to me
source: myezboard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(RealBeer.com)
 
 
 
2002 World Beer Cup finalists announced.
source: realbeer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Here's how to recognize an alien, besides it being the son of Fb-
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Henry Kissinger: if you want to kill, do it fast
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
Boobies
 
Kelly Hu shows boobies in The Scorpion King (safe for work)
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Train Derails in FL. 3 people dead so far.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(The Sporting News)
 
 
 
Bud Selig and his conflicts of interest strike again
source: sportingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Dallas Morning News)
 
 
 
Texas Republican shocked that college kids have sex in dorms.
source: dallasnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(www.newscientist.com)
 
 
 
2,200 Inca mummies discovered
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Drug smugglers dig tunnel under DEA office building
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
War criminals have no rights
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
"Kon-Tiki" researcher Thor Heyerdahl is dead at 87
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bin Laden picture found on plane - EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
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(115)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The murder rate in Rio de Janeiro is one per hour
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(80)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
How Microsoft is taking over Washington - One on one sessions with congressmen to 'explain' technology to, helping pass anti-privacy laws after 9/11
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(54)
 
(PalmBeachPost.com)
 
 
 
Law firm says O.J. hasn't paid bill. O.J. says he's been too busy looking for Nicole's killer on the back nine to mail the check.
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(47)
 
(iwon.com)
 
 
 
Drunken fight over $12.50 ends with man's head buried in playground. "We didn't want to go to jail so we killed him."
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(37)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Surviving members of Nirvana want Courtney Love to see a shrink
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(64)
 
(Over the Limit)
 
 
 
Bigger muscles, smaller brains, lessons on social etiquette in the gym
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Motorist has seizure, adds drive-thru entrance to furniture store
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(25)
 
(KTRK Houston)
 
 
 
Houston's answer to the Mysterious Snow Day: Heinous Stench Day
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(28)
 
(Sandusky)
 
 
 
HS Principal used wrong formula to calculate GPAs, alledgedly to make daughter valedictorian & get full ride scholarship, quits when discovered.
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Drew trying to get at the big burger
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(137)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
Goofy pics from the LA FarkFest
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(129)
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Drew's alma matter Luther College may allow nude soccer to continue
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(32)
 
(St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
 
 
 
MTV recruiting P. Diddy for 'Osbourne-like' show.
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Plane crashes into 30-story building in Milan
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(156)
 
(Bob from Accounting)
 
 
 
Fantasy gaming institute invents 24-sided die, social retards rejoice
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(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mosquitoes go for blondes
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(52)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Australians invent "thinking cap" which uses magnetism to allow you to "think" like Rain Man.
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man gets sucked into plane engine at Japanese airport.
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
T-shirts for liberals who are still upset Bush won
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(233)
 
(telegram.com)
 
 
 
Antibiotic-resistant strain of strep throat discovered in 46 Pittsburgh schoolchildren
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(72)
 
(SA)
 
 
 
Something Awful presents the best of the Internet
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sportscasters Marv Albert and Mike Fratello in Auto Accident
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant but incomplete Jesus Christ statue
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(148)
 
(abc13)
 
 
 
Officers misplace submachine gun on the way to gun safety class
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fox cancels Ally McBeal
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(126)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
U of M's Naked Mile Run is dead; 50 geeks run around in underwear.
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(56)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
"Everyone else gets into a car crash with their clothes on," said Jason Leggee, 17. "I feel the fact that we were naked gave us the extra karma to let us live."
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alaska drilling bill now includes aid for Israel.
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(118)
 
(ESPN)
 
Video
 
Flyers steal Game 1 with OT goal
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(40)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Cheese prevents cavities
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
US planes bomb Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan
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(547)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classmates.com ad
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(147)
 
(silive)
 
 
 
Indiana high schools baffled by wave of shot put accidents
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(42)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Forensic researcher discovers that tying bullets to crime scenes by analyzing their chemical makeup is completely bogus
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(49)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
College freshman sets fire to dorm elevator, burning elevator returns to first floor when fire alarm goes off
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(52)
 
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Could John McCain win the next presidential election as a democrat?
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(129)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Geddy Lee on his couch
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(178)
 
(Some Hockey Guy)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Flyers review movies. Oh the humanity.
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(76)
 


Wed April 17, 2002
(CNN)
 
 
 
Convicted pervert-priest refers to himself as "The forbidden fruit." during a CNN interview
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(48)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
The planet Pluto has 500 brothers and sisters, many of them travel in pairs.
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested after letter found in Afghan cave congratulating him for completing flight training.
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(70)
 
(ABC7Chicago)
 
 
 
Local woman offers mayor $100 to kick him in the ass. Mayor accepts, will donate $100 to charity
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(37)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Tour of Playboy Mansion
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(38)
 
(ABC7Chicago)
 
 
 
Man poops tobacco to sell to fellow inmates. Inmates note the nutty flavor.
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Lee Roth hasn't aged well
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(142)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Archeaologist with unfortunate surname discovers thousands of Incan mummies
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(96)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Man trying to marry dog which he believes is his reincarnated wife
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(57)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Will nude posing increase LPGA watching?
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(69)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
California to ban use of duct tape on ducts?
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(70)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Happy 5th birthday to The Smoking Gun.
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(14)
 
(Firebox)
 
 
 
The latest office gadet - a remote control tank. Hampered by lack of real gun or ability to kill colleagues
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(44)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Wondering what the Japanese are doing lately? They're making spaghetti.
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(32)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Slightly different kind of personal account from Jenin
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(115)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Michael Clarke Duncan made The Rock cry.
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(61)
 
(SomethingAwful.com)
 
 
 
SA posts bogus review of popular band to purposely gather flame mail. Here is a compilation of the best ones.
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(81)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Experts like Oliver North say Bin Laden is dead
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(57)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Dog finds abandoned puppies in sealed box
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most people use a footstool to prop up their feet. Big fat lady used one to prop up her drooping belly. Then she lost 800 lbs
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
5 morons to let 10 million web surfers make daily life decisions for them
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(48)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Two headed calf has been alive for 10 days and counting
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(43)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
A list of Tawny Kitaen's drugs
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker mrnutz with his new best friend: Photoshop 7
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(135)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The real Count Dracula looking for blue-blooded heirs
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(23)
 
(Bakersfield Californiain)
 
 
 
More fat cops in Bakersfield -- "If I'm a criminal and I see that guy getting out of his car, I know I can get away easy."
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Power plant buys entire Ohio town to avoid dealing with pollution problems
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Furniture inspired by Elvis - does that mean bloated, sweaty and covered in rhinestones?
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the silly Japanese tourists.
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(119)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tawny's not the only one slapping Chuck Finley silly...
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(15)
 
(www.wjla.com)
 
 
 
Man threatening to jump off bridge screws up traffic in Maryland Virginia and D.C, area farkers should plan on long commute
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(21)
 
(Bored Stiff)
 
 
 
Photoshop this skateboarding dog
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar decide to tour together this summer. Tour to be touted as "Crapapalooza"
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(44)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
The most searched golf-related person on the Internet during Masters week? Tiger's new Swedish squeeze, Elin Nordegren
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(30)
 
(Western Front)
 
 
 
Man protests street preaching by stripping to underwear and standing next to preacher while holding sign that reads "He gives a good blowjob"
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you hot or not - Russian style (safe for work?)
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(73)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Shooting victim & suspect share election ballot in KY
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(39)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Coors to relaunch Zima, citing renewed interest in very wussy "beer"
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(99)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Man sets fire to historic part of town to impress his girlfriend
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German couple hides in bed shop after closing time, passionately tests water beds for several hours before being caught by police
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(51)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Toll collector suspended for 10 days for telling women to flash their boobies to win concert tickets from a radio station
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2 Japanese tourists arrive in Bethlehem, unaware of what was going on there
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(90)
 
(EHOWA)
 
Video
 
Weed wacker vs Watermelon. Lets get ready to rummmmmble
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(62)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Groups line up against beer tax cut
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(90)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After several beers, Canadian man attempts to fly off 114 ft. building. Lands in snowdrift, survives.
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Amnesty International denied access to Jenin Refugee Camp
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(237)
 
(Click2Houston.com)
 
 
 
Students cut class to have sex. Local TV station all over it
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fall in music sales blamed on piracy. No blame given to the fact that most new music sucks.
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(186)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pitcher to divorce Kitaen: Chuck Finley seeks refuge in David Coverdale's arms
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time Warner cable screws a decent guy (reposted after some editting)
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(159)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Osama bin Laden pulling a "Weekend at Bernies"?
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(66)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Flasher uses "wasp in my trousers" defense at trial
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
'The Man' forces the Rangers to send John Rocker to AAA in Oklahoma
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(44)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
To the U.S. ambassador: A letter of protest and condemnation
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(383)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
Condoleeza Rice may abandon quest for world peace to become NFL commissioner
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(47)
 
(Via the Corner at NRO)
 
 
 
Chinese discover 2000 year old undelivered letter
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In the grand tradition of photoshopping overzealous protesters, Fark proudly presents: Tank Boy
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(228)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Learn to talk like Inspector Clouseau and then use it at work all day.
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(52)
 
(Some Bunny)
 
 
 
How to put your bunny in a trance.
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(90)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
The ultimate golf putter. It features a compass, a candle for the 18th hole, a rabbit's foot for good luck, and an air horn to alert others when it's your turn to putt.
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(27)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Want to build an atomic bomb? Go to Britain for a guide
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most Overrated Movie Of All Time: Saving Private Ryan
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(222)
 
(USC Daily Trojan)
 
 
 
Women need to masturbate more.
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(180)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Darth Vader and Joe Pesci do tech support
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(31)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Surveillance video of bumbling burglar who broke into convenience store to steal porn magazines but could not get out
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robotic cat door prevents cats from bringing home "presents".
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(58)
 
(Ifilm.com)
 
Boobies
 
Erotic section of Ifilm.com (some clips not safe for work)
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(30)
 
(The Detroit News)
 
 
 
Tame your $350 million lotto fever...read some lotto winner's tails of woe.
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(82)
 
(Coca Cola)
 
 
 
As if one flavor wasn't enough, Pibb Xtra.
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger is spokesman for Ramen Noodles in Japan.
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(53)
 


Tue April 16, 2002
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ames recalls 647,000 wheelbarrows of doom.
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baseball player injures self opening garage door. Too cheap to buy an automatic opener despite $500K salary
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rhino advocates complete 220K marathon through Sahara desert in large Rhino costumes.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers now on track to go 1-161
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(25)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Guilt beats discipline in motivating children
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(92)
 
(Aftonbladet.se)
 
Boobies
 
When breast implants go bad. Site is in Swedish, not safe for work.
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(184)
 
(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
Top Ten Civil Liberties Abuses of the IRS
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ravens' Ray Lewis clotheslines two women in bar - Johnnie Cochran's pager explodes
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(55)
 
(TV Guide)
 
Boobies
 
Which redhead is sexier? Laura Prepon (That 70's Show) or Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under)? (safe for work)
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(134)
 
(Some Virgin)
 
 
 
The Church of Spongebob Squarepants. Beavis was a false prophet.
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(53)
 
(thestate.com)
 
 
 
"I remember standing up on top of my truck and yelling, and then I woke up in the hospital," says Alabama man beaten for wearing confederate t-shirt.
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(221)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
What's on Wil Wheaton's Pants?
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
English soccer hooligan arrested for throwing celery at opposition
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(21)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
LA Dodgers hold popularity poll - announcer finishes first
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Strongbad Email
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Aquaman sings the blues, take some aqua-crack
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mayor who banned satan receives wrath not seen since the Salem witch trials.
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(130)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Big game lottery to be $325 million, getting struck by lightning still easier
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(42)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The more you drink, the more money you make
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(39)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Cecil explains why the flat tax wouldn't work
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(189)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SPCA makes tax day easier by letting people adopt puppies outside the post office
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(23)
 
(teletext)
 
 
 
An acting legend is calling it quits: Dolph Lundgren to retire from movie biz.
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(89)
 
(1010 WINS)
 
 
 
Mother of siamese triplets joined at waist will not have them separated because they're worth more to a freak show unseparated. Welcome to Tennessee.
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just the thing for the drunk on the go: A gas turbine engine powered barstool that can travel over 40Mph.
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(29)
 
(Betanews)
 
 
 
Nullsoft may start charging for Winamp
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(107)
 
(Atlanta Journal)
 
 
 
This one time, in grade school, our teacher cut band class out because it made us stupid.
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(68)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts to walk around in park looking for child molesters
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(92)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Walmart profits from employee deaths
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man leaves backpack containing $42,000 in cash at Wal-Mart. Doesn't report this to police for 7 days, was hoping it would show up in the store's lost and found.
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fat cops lose their performance bonus pay
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(58)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rush going on tour this summer
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(241)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Boulder homeless to get workout equipment
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(61)
 
(WJLA)
 
 
 
Congress debating cutting beer tax in half
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(80)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Acne pills made my son fly his plane into a Tampa skyscraper"
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(165)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FBI posts fake stolen credit card numbers to see how quickly they travel. First number is viewed by 74 people in 31 countries within 15 minutes
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(88)
 
(ew)
 
 
 
Critic wants people to sit down at U2 concerts
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(173)
 
(Atlanta Journal)
 
 
 
Condom swallowing 12 year old Prince of Nigeria drug smuggling hearing post-poned
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(42)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Turkey crashes through video store window, craps on hunting videos
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(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a suprise gesture of goodwill Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein to paint No-Fly Zones with red stripes to prevent further confusion
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(33)
 
(Amtrak.com)
 
 
 
No wonder Amtrak's going bankrupt: the fares are too cheap
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(63)
 
(hearldnet)
 
 
 
Standing next to a cold, half-empty bottle of beer is not possession
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why is my pet scooting?
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(122)
 
(ajc.com)
 
 
 
Kentucky based adult store Victor's Little Secret to take on Victoria's Secret in Supreme Court lingerie smackdown
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French driving students given 24-hour waiting period for test results because too many were physically assaulting examiners who failed them on the spot
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(47)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Wil vs Tiffany in dodgeball in Sacramento this Wednesday
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(85)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Scientists determine Israelis and Palestinians are genetically identical.
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(78)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Please click on the banner ads. Help our sponsors. -Drew
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(148)
 
(AZCentral)
 
Video
 
Watch a playboy audition. Safe for work? Its a playboy audition. Think about it.
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why does the White House rewrite the President's speech blunders in its transcripts?
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(87)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Want to feel younger? Testosterone is the key
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Clarance Thomas: "Fake Kiddie Porn is O.K. by me"
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(190)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood is really out of ideas: Sequel to "Dude, Where's My Car?" in the works
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(101)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Russia implements 15% flat-tax, government now richer than ever. U.S. still claims it would never work
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(166)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dutch government resigns over Bosnian massacre
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bring the Civil War to your backyard with your very own gatling gun (with video).
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The internet is playing a significant role in relationship break ups
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(RMN)
 
 
 
Rednecks up in arms over city's outdoor couch ban.
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(68)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Easter Islanders declare Laverne & Shirley taboo
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(72)
 
(Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Wacky last minute tax filers
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(75)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Babes with Blades play in combat chess
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actor Robert Urich Dies
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(83)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Kevin Harvick spanked even harder for Saturday's actions
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(73)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Celebrate one year of photoshopping at fark by photoshopping the original photoshop
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(177)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Vanilla Coke to hit stores May 15
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(151)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New drug keeps you awake 40+ hours without side effects
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(134)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
UPS will discontinue online service.
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DVD Easter Eggs - Find hidden goodies in your DVD's
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chess babe stirring up interest in the game
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The video game music archive - get all your favorite MIDI songs from every platform
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Testing of the first space railroad halted because of software failure
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(70)
 


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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Winnetka, IL golf course will likely be allowed to sell alcohol
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(49)
 
(Some 'Rassling Fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from "The Scorpion King" (opens in five days.)
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(181)
 
(MoversGuide.com)
 
 
 
How NOT to move a Gorilla
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
MTV preps 'Real World' parody, officially drops the 'M' from 'MTV'
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have your portrait done. In puppet form.
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(67)
 
(b3ta.com)
 
 
 
Top Ten Flash Videos EVER. (with a special appearance by Weeeee. and Xiao Xiao)
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(101)
 
(Some Geniuses)
 
 
 
Take the MENSA test - sea iff ewe r smarte
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(181)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A bunch of cool macabre images from the middle ages.
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(79)
 
(Some Jared)
 
 
 
Free cookie day at Subway (U.S. and Canada) (link to PDF)
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The entire soundtrack from Megaman 2
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which "monty python and the holy grail" character are you?
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(164)
 
(Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians are the best baseball team in the majors
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(91)
 
(Bayinsider.com)
 
 
 
Massive ant colony takes over Europe.
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(103)
 
(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
From the "Who the Fark asked for *this*???" office: Scientists develop "Ebola Light" virus
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(74)
 
(www.dangermouse.org)
 
 
 
Danger Mouse Website. Who else used to love this show?
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PETA ruins my hometown fair. What's a carnival without pig racing?
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(278)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Triple Play
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(85)
 
(Mlive.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious Detroit oil spill grows; no end in sight.
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(96)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Avoid most common mistake made by last-minute tax filers
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(60)
 
(InternetRadioIndex.com)
 
 
 
A list of college radio stations that broadcast to the internet. Listen In.
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lazy kids today bully by text messages
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(155)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man runs up $2,600 phone sex bill, sues mobile phone service for providing 'immorality; you can see where this is headed
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(62)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Smart glass technology keeps waiters on their toes.
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(45)
 
(Nerf)
 
 
 
More Nerf than you can shake a frozen fishstick at
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(44)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Women talk about sex more than men
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(827)
 
(Actuality Systems)
 
 
 
Volumetric 3-D display. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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(52)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The "Black Mac." One of a kind Apple computer possibly used by some Spy Agency.
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(226)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Florida driver killed after hitting 11-foot gator (with pic)
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nerds, share your AD&D tales of woe. The rest of you, continue farking.
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(139)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
11.
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(47)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Annoying ringtones can now be changed to birdcalls.
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(43)
 
(Vadim the Conqueror)
 
 
 
Photoshop this storm trooper holding lightsaber in somewhat questionable position
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(160)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Southern Bulgaria rattled by 18th earthquake in 3 days. Sacrifice virgin to volcano.
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(47)
 
(Scripps Howard News Service)
 
 
 
Giant dust storms in China and Africa blowing toxic soup of pollution, pesticides, insects, bacteria, viruses across ocean to US. US not as isolated as hoped.
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(103)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bangladeshis catch fish in sewage. "It will be a feast." quotes one hungry, hungry man.
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(116)
 
(Scene Magazine)
 
 
 
15,000 watt college station makes radio suck less. ClearChannel surrenders.
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge rules that a Packers jersey is not an inalieable right
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(51)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The $6 million coin - No it's not made up of platinum or diamonds or tiny robots...I don't get it either.
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(73)
 
(Game Babes)
 
Boobies
 
Boobie pics for gamer geeks. (Site is in German, but boobies are universal. Sort of not safe for work)
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(65)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Professor illegally copies ethics textbook
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(54)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Finnish man gets six-figure speeding ticket.
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(78)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Pages of quotes from Buffy
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(77)
 
(Some naked scuba diver)
 
Boobies
 
Nude Scuba Boobies not safe for work
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(128)
 

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