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Sun April 14, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(rense.com)
 
 
 
read what CNN and FOX won't tell you about the mideast conflict
source: rense.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(348)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All monty python episodes available
source: timelife.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Septic Tank Truck explodes, spewing effluent, etc. over cars in immediate area, Hilarity ensues.
source: odt.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Shootist)
 
 
 
Trailor crashes and spills 15,000 rounds of ammo, 150 lbs of gunpowder on California Highway. CHP acts with caution, NRA bummed out.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Schemes and loopholes: tales from the IRS
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rock'em Sock'em robots!
source: yesterdayland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Some Farkette Scientist)
 
 
 
Science humor. Wait... scientists have a sense of humor?
source: xs4all.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guide to different kinds of turbans. Now when you talk about "ragheads" you can be well informed
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
I used to be a regular farker like you, but then I took an arrow to the wallet
 
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Obscure T-Shirts and symbols: kind of like secret club, and good reason for everyone to get fark gear
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods wins Masters
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(thatsracin.com)
 
 
 
Kevin Harvick suspended from this week's NASCAR race. Redneck rioting ensues.
source: thatsracin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(294)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After fifteen long years, the Whammy finally comes out of retirement. New episodes of Press Your Luck to air tomorrow at 10:00pm EST on Game Show Network.
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(News Ltd.)
 
Boobies
 
Sick of fishing shows hosted by fat, ugly middle aged men? You may like to check out "Hook Line and Stiletto".
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Unfarkable xiaoxiao site. Has a mailing list for when a new one comes out.
source: disorganisedcrime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(The Mercury)
 
 
 
Dogs being diagnosed with ADHD. Being prescribed prozac.
source: themercury.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry reads FARK?
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
New Government to let oil flow in Venezuela, American businessmen dance in the streets
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Munsters fan building house just like on TV show; will it be in black and white?
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prisoner on a pass robs bank,sends money orders to fellow inmates signed Robin Hood
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Arafat dislikes terrorism against civilians committed by the Palestineans
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Father-daughter pair team up with another teen to rob banks
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
GI Joe poses for pix with that scumbag American Taliban; and we're the world's protector?
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dick pops back up: Richard M. Nixon running for office Alabama
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
What people were saying about FARK.com two years ago
source: web.archive.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Be president for a day. Venezuela working hard to catch up on Argentina
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 35th Birthday to the Black Panther Party.
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(April Winchell)
 
 
 
Send e-mail after you are dead.
source: timelessmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(NorthantsNews.com)
 
 
 
Horse gets prosthetic hoof
source: northantsnew.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clique of Catholic schoolgirls who wear thongs under their kilts are threatening to ruin it for us all
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(WayMoreSports)
 
 
 
Toronto Rock rock solid - win 3rd Lacrosse Championship in 4 years
source: waymoresports.thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Dodger Blues)
 
 
 
The 15 greatest Dodger moments ever
source: dodgerblues.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
0-10 start ties Detroit Tigers with1968 white Sox, in your face Chicago.
source: sportsnetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Someone asked for this in the last Weeners thread... (not safe for work)
source: nobscan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Inquirer)
 
 
 
Article about Something Awful's run in with the Henson Company
source: theinquirer.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interview with Swordquest contest winner. Prizes valued at 25K each, Grand Prize supposedly 50k. Still think the game sucks now?
source: atarihq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Al + Tipper as they prepare to have another go at it
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kid Rock and Pam Anderson get engaged.
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ozzy gets a star on the walk of fame, open up a beer and rejoice
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tree Hugger falls to her death from a tree.
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(402)
 


Sat April 13, 2002
(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
Santa Monica party - Go see Drew
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Shamus Young)
 
 
 
Farker Shamus has published a cyberpunk novel. Read it here. For Free.
source: shamusyoung.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Paramedic molests ambulance patient
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(April Winchell)
 
 
 
Drew will be on the April Winchell show tomorrow (Sunday) at around 6pm EST / 3pm PST. Listen live
source: aprilwinchell.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists discover new solar system visible to the naked eye.
source: thehawaiichannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Woman stabbed by McDonald's employee because she complained about the food.
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(KCNC News 4)
 
 
 
Denver will pay for damage to your car caused by potholes.
source: kcncnews4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the get a life department: people complaining about Nazi flag people fly INSIDE their home.
source: wtnh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jenifer Aniston must describe her boobies in court. Boobielicious? Hooterific?
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Inquirer)
 
 
 
Scientist invents spray-on computer display.
source: theinquirer.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Worm)
 
 
 
Girl sues school district because she didn't want to dissect a worm. A worm.
source: ktnv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
18 foot model on Titanic took longer to build than the original.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Arizona Dream Girls)
 
 
 
Help Farkette BottleSpit (Kara) win a place on a swimsuit calendar. Note: registration required since site was last Farked. (SFW)
source: arizonadreamgirls.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(SiliconValley.com)
 
 
 
Some cars now come standard with MP3 support
source: siliconvalley.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman has spent over $1,000 leasing phone from phone company. Could buy new one for $10.
source: thesandiegochannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
High-tech cat door equipped with image recognition prevents fluffy from bringing in kills.
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Elephant to be fitted with metal tusks
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman suing snack food company for $50million because snack food foiled her diet.
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Hold on. Earth's magnetic pole is flipping sides.
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(KOMO4)
 
 
 
Kenworth Truck Company rolls out high security package for rigs.
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Great Pyramid is a water distillation system, like we didn't know that before.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your boss may be monitoring your IM conversations. No, he doesn't have anything better to do.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(a_stormguy_01)
 
 
 
Star Wars Meets EQ
source: questwars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Rom Hack Review - "MegaCrap" (with rom download)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(howstuffworks.com)
 
 
 
Take the mystery out of gas prices.
source: howstuffworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Man nearly runs over skateboarders. Gets out of car to argue, gets hit on head with skateboard and dies.
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Some Alien)
 
 
 
Alien abduction insurance - Beam Me Up... I'm Covered
source: ufo2001.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(OCnow.com)
 
 
 
Fast food chain develops complex computer program to train minimum wage monkeys.
source: ocnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Scientific Department)
 
 
 
Rock gardens that require care: Lithops, rocks that sprout flowers. Black thumbs surrender.
source: colostate.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Some Frog)
 
 
 
Dissect a frog online.
source: froguts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
For the Farkettes: You love 'em, now rate 'em (not safe for work)
source: ratehisdick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Some Pepsi)
 
Video
 
Behind the scenes with Cindy Crawford during new Pepsi ad shoot. She is still soooo hot.
source: dietpepsi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bob knight's son might be ethically impaired.
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(OCnow.com)
 
 
 
Tortoise escapes: entire neighborhood on the look out.
source: ocnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(News Ltd)
 
 
 
Cyclone headed for Christmas Island. Thousands of Indonesian boatpeople cancel holiday plans.
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Sounds and pictures sent with Voyager 1 and 2
source: voyager.jpl.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IRS give tax creit for slave reparations
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(NewsDay)
 
 
 
A combination of bluegrass and rap called "Hick-Hop" being used to torture Appalachian prison inmates. The Soggy Bottom Boys surrender.
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Maximum PC)
 
 
 
Hack your TIVO.
source: maximumpc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Office Space sound clips. Yeah hi, it's Bill Lumburgh...
source: bullshitjob.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jury blames doctor's bad penmanship for patient death
source: ama-assn.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hawaiian food drive seeks to build "wall of Spam." Donate your "near-meat" here.
source: starbulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember Swordquest? The original "quest" game for us addicts of the 80's. Screenshots and sollutions are here.
source: tripoint.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 


Fri April 12, 2002
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery Logo Design Contest (feel free to post your entries here on Fark)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Oddball)
 
 
 
Siamese triplets; check out who their namesake is. Parents won't separate them because they are worth more as a "three-in-one"
source: dxpnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
The overly-litigious Jim Henson Company wrecks SA's Photoshop Phriday. So much for that pesky freedom of expression
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Nasa reprograms Voyager from 7.8 billion miles away. Programmers from galaxies run in fear.
source: pcmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
For the Farkettes: What Matthew McConaughey looks for in a lady.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
New Memory Technology will replace RAM & Hard Drives
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
LA Farkfest still going on. They need a few more people for the passed out drunk wheelbarrow race
source: employees.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
EverQuest just as addictive as heroin
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft is violating XP users' privacy.
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man tells mom he is sorry just before State of Texas put him to death.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(390)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Weekend festival may suffer due to lack of frogs
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(CBS2.com)
 
 
 
There's a moose on the loose, and Federal Express workers are told to keep their distance.
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(sfbg.com)
 
 
 
Like it or not, the whole internet culture is strongly influenced by AOL
source: sfbg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Crime does pay. Chicago out of money, going to let 4500 prisoners out early.
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(NickelCrew.com)
 
 
 
Farker Ronin Declares "Dukes of Hazzard Weekend".
source: nickelcrew.proboards6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Don Ho wants to sing duet with Gwen Stefani. Hawaii surrenders.
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Intel cuts executive bonuses. Little piggies cry "wee, wee, wee" all the way home.
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kid has odd reading disorder. Can't stop reading.
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boys who punched schoolmate in chest as part of "initiation rite" will be charged with second-degree lynching. That's right, lynching.
source: islandpacket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Arabnews)
 
 
 
8.
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the makers of Elf Bowling: Punt the Geek
source: nstorm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
DoubleClick reports quarterly loss.
source: digitalmass.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man with brain tumor shoots himself in the head.... now cured... seriously
source: dxpnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
An CA family living in an expensive gated community kept a 12-year-old Egyptian girl as a servant for 18 months, having her sleep on a filthy mattress in the garage and requiring her to work days as a maid instead of going to school.
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(277)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ABBA turns down $1 billion for reunion. Yes, with a B.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(courier-journal.com)
 
Weeners
 
Kentucky's Ali Center to include 3-story circular structure. "This smooth, metallic, circular shape to be representative of the lean and sleek young boxer."
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The People of Fark Website.
source: miketiezane.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(337)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Farker ViciousDarling's lab improves the tomato
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(CameronDiaz)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz talks about her boobs and other deep subjects.
source: entertainment.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dr. Seuss was a prophet. Chicken lays greeen eggs. Dennys to offer Green Eggs and Ham.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New form of matter found.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
cracks have appeared in the Three Gorges dam, snorkels disappearing off shelves
source: sg.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Woman backs out of apartment sale because of her strong need to be nude
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blind gorilla sees again
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
21 dead, 17 injured, on their way to worship Shiva, the Hindu god of destruction
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
ADA says D&D made killer clever enough to lie
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PhotoShop Farker Bampf at Work
source: bampf.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The truth behind "College drinking kills 1,400 a year, study finds"
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
8-year old boy drives stolen car to school, impresses classmates
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How blind people use the vision part of their brains
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a new Arkansas quarter. Sample provided.
source: mediaservice.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(eBay)
 
Weeners
 
Get your erection collection now. Adult plush stuffed toys with weenies. (Safe)
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2002's top 99 most desirable women... Laetitia Casta ranked #1
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
In the future computer chips could be made on...inkjet printers
source: zdnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best Miss Cleo Soundboard Ever.
source: albinoblacksheep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Antsized robots that communicate to hunt food and play "Tag". Mankind surrenders.
source: ai.mit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy, Eh)
 
 
 
Stubby Beer Bottles return. Canadians rejoice.
source: brickbeer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Corporate Mofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo's Sex Advice Columnist Disciplines 4 More Supplicants (Now with pic.)
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 


Thu April 11, 2002
(CNN)
 
 
 
We all hate pennies
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Miami gym features naked exercise class.
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Sprint unveils necklace phone. Underwear beeper next.
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Fleetwood75 getting wasted 4 hours before his finals
source: parnell6-4.user.msu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Police crack down 'potato launchers'
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mystery of H in Jesus H. Christ revealed (and Cosmiverse isn't involved.)
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dumb & Dumber make list of 25 greatest film characters. Pack your bags for the apocolypse.
source: illinimedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Napster lays off 30% (They still had employees?)
source: zdnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(alc.ca)
 
 
 
Scratch and win pizza, it's about damned time.
source: alc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(SiliconValley.com)
 
 
 
Only US Life Savers factory set to close and goto Canada
source: siliconvalley.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Naked eye can see 5 planets and the moon align this week. (Contains no nudity)
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Two Towers trailer
source: theonering.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The United States is the fourth nation mentioned in bible prophecy
source: reformation.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lost city found submurged off India, could it be Atlantis?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(NBC-2.com)
 
 
 
Thong wearing hot dog vendor re-opens for business in Cape Coral. Florida still somewhat farked up though.
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(75)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Aaliyah role filled for 'Matrix' sequels
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Fark Party Stop: Cruise up and down the line of boobies auditioning to be juggy girls.
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(50)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
130 lb. Jaguar in Arizona
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Seattle Party on Saturday. Lots of, like, celebrities and stuff.
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(75)
 
(RickEmerson.com)
 
 
 
paybacks a bitch, Rick Emerson plugs Fark
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(54)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Conservative politician snaps, is arrested for blacking out word "panties" on billboard...
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(115)
 
(Ripleys)
 
 
 
Man surgically replaces his penis with his amputated middle finger
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(192)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Build yuor own hovercraft
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(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amish refuse to obey 'untraditional' safety laws.
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(118)
 
(Some Nutjob)
 
 
 
Soda patch to be released for all of the sugar addicts
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
genetically enhanced corn could prevent AIDS
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man faces jail time and a $2,500 fine for "trimming his bushes without a permit."
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(104)
 
(Penny-arcade.com)
 
 
 
Wheaton to host show on a cable network dedicated to gaming. Geek ON.
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(57)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate fundraising by selling baseball card collection
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sand from the Sahara Desert falls on Swiss slopes
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(40)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Dallas traffic chopper makes emergency landing on street. With audio.
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(66)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Drew will be live in the studio tonight on ScreenSavers. 7pm and 1am Eastern
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis Presents: Impromptu party in the SF area! see inside for details
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coming soon: A pill that makes you muscular without exercise. America surrenders.
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You owe me a jelly donut and others on the Sgt Hartman soundboard
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nuclear-tipped interceptors considered for missle defense; renders chemical/biological weapons harmless
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(156)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Woman jailed for overdue books
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(57)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Digital pen may be mightier than keyboard.
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(55)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, it's illegal to keep a 500 lb. tiger in your back yard
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Top 10 weirdest baseball injuries ever - where's Casey Kasem when you need him?
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(135)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man kisses Eminem's wife. Eminem made to pay $100,000 for pleasure of pistolwhipping him afterwards.
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researcher who claimed sharks won't bite him loses part of leg in attack
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(89)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Beatles did drugs, McCartney says. In other news, the world is round.
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(115)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark party LA starts tomorrow - biggest, most celebrity filled party so far!
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(77)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Fark mentioned in one of the funniest Web Toons available.
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(89)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Harvard University researcher says intelligent discussion is hard to find on-line
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(123)
 
(bostonherald.com)
 
 
 
Big Game jackpot nears $200 million. If you win, make sure to donate the 10% tithe to the Fark beer fund.
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walken Icons for AIM
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(16)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
Boobies
 
Blade 2 hottie Leonor Varela. (not safe for work)
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(201)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nixon ended gold standard to allow vatican to reclaim American land and enslave us all -- WTF?
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(77)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ed McMahon sues over toxic mold that killed his dog.
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(36)
 
(www.PacLand.cc)
 
 
 
Farkleberries?
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA stops nicotine lollipops, lip balm sales. Nicotine Lollipops?
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surfers arrested in San Francisco (with cool pic)
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(99)
 
(Newsradio 1370 WSPD)
 
 
 
From the what are they doing now file: Jamie Farr
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(131)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Religion in Canada: The Mooslims.
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ferrets: English women's new best friends
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amusing product warnings
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(117)
 


Wed April 10, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jackass in a hamburglar suit
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Bush says you can't research medicine that might save millions of lives because he has "moral authority on his side"
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(781)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Black holes create music.
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(74)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Does Star Wars tap underground streams of ancient legends? You make the call.
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Geese attack students.
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(83)
 
(Funreports.com)
 
 
 
Military personel in Afghanistan ordered to leave their sun glasses in barracks, since some Afghan people think the glasses allow soldiers to look at women through their clothes
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker PrimeLord's friend scaring the neighbors
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(145)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wireless monitors to be on the market in the near future
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(53)
 
(KOTK)
 
 
 
Photoshop (shrink please) Rick Emerson (paybacks are hell Rick)
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(38)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
US military creates indestructible sandwich.
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bank declares 400 customers dead. Hillarity ensues.
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Banners of FARK.Ru
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(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brit gets 800 lashes from Saudi Court for alcohol barter
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(108)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
(Warning, flamebait) Ashcroft now arresting terrorist's attorneys
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(164)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
John Rocker blows his first save opportunity of the season. Immigrants, unwed mothers, and gays everywhere celebrate.
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(67)
 
(US Dept of Treasury)
 
 
 
National debt hits $6 trillion
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(101)
 
(Auto.com)
 
 
 
Ford, Honda, to finally sell limited numbers of fuel cell vehicles in U.S. in 2003, 2004
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Advertisers dropping "The Shield" because of excessive violence. 11 o'clock news is still okay, though.
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(55)
 
(raven1.net)
 
 
 
Are you the target of electronic mind weapons? Take the disturbing quiz
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(206)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Man steals street sweeper then makes run for Canadian border
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(83)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Two men jailed for handing out anti-mormon material in Utah
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(182)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli soldiers adopt stray dog, name it 'George W. Bush' to show resentment of Bush's 'barking' to stop offensive
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(433)
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese politician has warned China that Japan can arm itself with nuclear weapons overnight if need be
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(129)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
City Council of New York City is considering a tax on every bottle of wine and beer sold in the city
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(129)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Free button at St. Matthews White Castle next Tuesday (closing day). Thanks for 63 Great Years.
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(50)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey doing another movie
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(117)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Long-legged acid-squirting ants are devouring the migrating crabs on Christmas Island
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NASA Scientists discover how to 'pause' light
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(81)
 
(Boy with salami)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker Vermicious k'nid's nephew - with salami
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(88)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
New observations suggest there are literally millions of Earth-like planets in our Milky Way galaxy alone. But where is E.T.?
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(51)
 
(FarkMan)
 
Boobies
 
Still on hiatus. Go watch SFG:X again instead...Cap'n Phallus, Erecton Command is Farkman's Godfather.
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(37)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Buddy Griffin and his All Star Banjo Band are on the fast track to making the banjo a popular instrument again
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hockey player Saku Koivu comes back from cancer, gets 8 minute standing ovation. Cancer surrenders.
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(81)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Millionaire tax cheat pleads for house arrest in her beach mansion. Judge tells her to fark off.
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(52)
 
(Stuff Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Columbian cutie Sofia Vergara is in Big Trouble, also on cover of Stuff (Mostly SFW)
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(88)
 
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Classmates.com proving to be a great tool for stalkers and private investigators
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Read about a farker's experiences with a horrible neighbor. Includes ham, weed, religious videos, and more.
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(151)
 
(Corporate Mofo)
 
 
 
Farkers Demand Christina Ricci Eat a Sandwich
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(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
America, after pulling out of major international treaties, warns Russia about treaty compliance
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(238)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker lexus2nv's friend Action Jackson warming up at the World Stunt Riding Championships in Tulsa, Oklahoma last weekend
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(64)
 
(askmen)
 
 
 
Signs women give that says that they want to bump uglies with you.
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(225)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Coming soon to an adult bookstore near you: Holographic DVDs
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(45)
 
(Cleveland.Com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Twins pitcher Eric Milton after giving up a Grand Slam
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(69)
 


Tue April 09, 2002
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Jedi warriors playing baseball.
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(176)
 
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Build your own lightsaber.
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(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World market is flooded with cheap, unregistered spy satellites.
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Trailer park Wet-T update from Michigan Radio Station (The Finals)
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(94)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Surgeons call for legalised trade in body parts
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(32)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Missouri declares war on "Goth Culture"
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(340)
 
(U R a geek alert)
 
 
 
Buckyballs may deliver drugs (Novel derivatives of trimetallic nitride endohedral metallofullerenes for biological applications)
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo claims that charging for phone support "adds value" to their users' experience
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unfortunate billionaires complain about paying more taxes than the homeless
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(282)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Tech Time's 50 best websites - get over there and vote for fark.com
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(437)
 
(Some Guy&Some Girl)
 
 
 
Wish Hugh "The King of Porn" Hefner a happy 76th Birthday. (not safe for work)
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(53)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
High-ranking trooper drives off with gun and badge on top of car, requests inquiry into own actions
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(17)
 
(kmov.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious ball of fire shoots from gas nozzle, severely damages Huck's Convenience store
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(50)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Bottled water: the single biggest scam in the history of the world.
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(118)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Towson University's president has resigned amid accusations of excessive spending at his home, including a $79,000 elevator and $25,000 entertainment center
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(72)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Max Burbank's "My Wild Life" - Chapter 2 (make sure you've already read chapter 1)
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(20)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
Hide the cable bill from Mommy and Daddy - Skateboarding coming to pay-per-view
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(44)
 
(NORML)
 
 
 
Send "Thank you" letter to Mayor Bloomberg and get free NORML button
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drinking kills 1400 college students a year. In other news, 1500 people per year are killed in toilet-related accidents. Really.
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leveling Afghanistan has made it harder for terrorists to blow things up
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man e-mails complaint to telemarketer, gets $500 check in mail
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(67)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
The water in Afghanistan has erotic powers
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(43)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Kid who was forced to drink stream water by airport security gets national media attention. Govt. disagrees on whether he really had to drink it. Fark gets nice plug too
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crazy coworker
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(170)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Andersen employees get drunk while awaiting pink slips.
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Fark party Thursday evening 8pm in San Francisco at The Condor. 300 Columbus Ave, North Beach, SF. Drew will be there
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China's First Emperor was killed by a meteor?
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(48)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
One day our galaxy will die in violent collision with Andromeda. This is what it will look like
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(69)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Gas prices to skyrocket to $1.62/gallon this summer
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(202)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg says I inhaled and I loved it in new ad campaign for legal pot
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(109)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Is college sexist? Do we need to consider a "bachelorette" degree? This girl thinks so.
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(83)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman tries to poison her husband at Taco Bell. Talk about overkill.
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(62)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
Mysterious illness spreads among fratboys, and it's not the clap
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(61)
 
(El Dorado News)
 
 
 
Two men arrested for riding horses into Wal-Mart
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(64)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Good news- a lot of crappy shows cancelled. Bad news- FOX will make more.
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(257)
 
(wa.gov)
 
 
 
Design new "scratch" ticket for Washington State Lottery. Winner pockets $5,000.
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(102)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Charlotte Hornets under reporting ticket sales to help ensure move to New Orleans
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Moonshine alive and well in the hills
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld says captured al Qaeda leader Abu Zubaydah will recover from bad health when he starts cooperating with interrogators
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Strong Bad interviews Homestar Runner
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Walker Lindh to star in production of Jesus Christ Superstar
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(26)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Coffee instead of brushing your teeth?
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these runners at the start of the Capitol 10k
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(85)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Tyson and his flying pig deny attacking stripper
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Richard M. Nixon running for office in Alabama
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(30)
 
(Broken Newz)
 
 
 
Scientology purchases naming right for Enron Field
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hi-Res Pics of Christina Ricci in see-through dress
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(209)
 
(Someguy)
 
 
 
Dealers open up full service drive-thru window to sell crack
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(62)
 
(Some Pittsburgh Guy)
 
 
 
2 Morons and a horse. Guess which one ended up being the smartest and the most sober.
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(22)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Rare white Thoroughbred born. Fb- is the father
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fark comments read by Tigers owner, force him to fire Manager and GM
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 


Mon April 08, 2002
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic from Walken's upcoming "Country Bears"
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(215)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Airline "safety" organization to be bigger than FBI, DEA and Border Patrol... combined. The price tag? $6 billion.
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(264)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Federal court to consider outlawing hemp chips and hemp beer.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Man tries to outrun cops in a Ford Escort
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(134)
 
(whas11.com)
 
 
 
Report finds beer at sporting events is watered down.
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(137)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Talking washing machine to revolutionize the way household appliances annoy us
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(56)
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Sri Lankan "Highway of Death" reopened, no delays reported
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(53)
 
(Newgrounds)
 
 
 
(Fanimutation) Shumway
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(63)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Tigers on track to go 0-162
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Strange lights in the sky frighten Germans
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(64)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Back To The Future Delorean Flux Capacitor Replica
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Georgia man and pet hamster arrested for DUI. Parents book a flight and rent a car to bail out the hamster.
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Photoshop Farker KhalaBlade's friend Mikey and his girlfriend
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Ten-year-old honor student suspended for pointing an oak leaf at another student
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Adaware reference file updated. Includes ability to remove BDE scumware
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Vatican hints that the next pope could be black
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18 month-old girl has to endure seizures, werewolf syndrome. Lives on pasta and applesauce.
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Student named 'Butcher' arrested for stabbing people with syringe and injecting them with tranquilizer to see what they would do
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Info on BDE Scumware that comes with Kazaa
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Rottweiler befriends duck.
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New Strong Bad email
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Penthouse bankrupt
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