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Sun April 07, 2002
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(golden words)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love-Hewitt probably explores her own body, maintain experts
source: goldenwords.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guards fired for allowing people to have sex in museum
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(bodypainting)
 
Boobies
 
Painted Boobies from Europe not safe for work
source: bodypainting-festival.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some farkers at UNH watching NCAA hockey
source: seacoastnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Catherine Bell in bikinis
source: best-celebritees.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Los Angeles school district pays $19.3 million for zero air conditioners
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne accepts White House invitation
source: rd.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(ASFAR)
 
 
 
Organization fights for repeal of 21 drinking age
source: asfar.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(214)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman tests her teargas on innocent passerby, unimpressed with results (thrashing and screaming).
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(News & Observer)
 
 
 
Boy injured at hockey game, hit in the forehead by hockey stick thrown by goalie
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 6000 pounds of cheese and fresh meat
source: reddeeradvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: create your own warning sign
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(218)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New caramel M&M's
source: global.mms.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Waiters give coworker "friendly punches," kill him
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Cardtric)
 
 
 
Pick a card, any card, learn neat card tricks
source: ps.superb.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you a sex offender in michigan? Find out here.
source: mipsor.state.mi.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you screw up while trying to kill yourself, "serious injury may occur."
source: churchofeuthanasia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
a squeegee that helped save 6 lives entered into Smithsonian
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(44)
 
(siu.edu)
 
 
 
More than you ever wanted to know about broccoli
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(41)
 
(Some Goblin)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ear of the dead lvl 89 sorceress FARKDOTCOM from Diablo 2.
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(102)
 
(OCNow.com)
 
 
 
Emergency chute opens inside plane during landing.
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(25)
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Frogs attack Australian public toilets
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(41)
 
(Google)
 
Weeners
 
For the girls : Hottie Jude Law
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(50)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Town officials force junkyard owner to build fence. He does, with junk
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(44)
 
(Some Pitiful Guy)
 
 
 
Captain Planet song lyrics and mp3 download. Go Planet.
source: kinderen4kinderen.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now I've seen it all: spontaneous human invisibilty.
source: users1.ee.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Is your meat modern? And how safe is it?
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bread addictive and dangerous for health
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(44)
 


Sat April 06, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What does George have in mind for Barney?
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(golden words)
 
 
 
The 6 Biggest Continuity Errors in Star Trek: The Next Generation
source: goldenwords.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(golden words)
 
 
 
Interview with Levar Burton
source: goldenwords.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
See whats new with the Brazilian Space Agency
source: agespacial.gov.br   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(HoosierTimes)
 
 
 
Two lanscapers in Bloomington think they found a thermos. In fact it's a leftover tear gas canister from the NCAA riots. Hillarity ensues.
source: hoosiertimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Hitler lost 1,100 submarines--Here's a map to help you find them
source: pbs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party, May 10-12.
source: fark.servebeer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
Marine Corps fulfilling its initiative to have every Marine earn at least a tan belt in karate by October.
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(captainplanetfdn.org)
 
 
 
Captain Planet Foundation: takes pollution down to zero.
source: captainplanetfdn.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Retired Army Gen. has Medal of Honor confiscated because it looks ominous and security had never heard of the Medal of Honor.
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Whether there was drinking going on or not, you simply can't light people on fire and call that a joke,"
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
9/11/01: World will "never be the same again." 3/11/02: Baby Bob debuts on CBS.
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bush accidentally calls Taiwan "country". China miffed.
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(328)
 
(Some Stoners)
 
 
 
Texas marijuana advocates group holds meetings at an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet
source: normltexas.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Sailor)
 
 
 
Don't forget to set your clocks back one hour tonight
source: aa.usno.navy.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man put on "pet probation" after 24 cats are found living in his van.
source: registerguard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Alabama National Guard Historical Society illegally sell flame throwers and machine guns.
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Disgruntled 'Witch Doctors' paid off after a decade of claiming they helped soccer team win the African Nations Cup
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Drunk)
 
Boobies
 
Some information on three of the best bars in Key West.
source: thebullandwhistle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Disney)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Captain EO poster
source: disneylandsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Scranton Times)
 
 
 
Vegetarian woman claims Burger King deceptive: Veggie burgers cooked on same grill as meat. What's a vegetarian doing in Burger King?
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(251)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Addictive flash snowboarding game
source: alienzap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(TheOneRing.net)
 
 
 
Screen captures of the new Two Towers trailer.
source: theonering.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Some Irish Guy)
 
 
 
Hidden cameras found in house rented by young women. Tapes under full "examination"
source: ireland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After being bitten by snake, man thinks he should capture it. It bites him again.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(BayArea.com)
 
 
 
Artist sculpts life-size likeness of beautiful blond in leopard print bikini out of butter.
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Curriculum for a BA in Astrology
source: kepler.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Net" girlfriend calls up "net" boyfriend and pretends to be kidnapped. Hilarity ensues.
source: rockymountainnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to turn your car into The Batmobile
source: server2.websytz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Start the weekend off with Liz Hurley (some not safe for work)
source: s5.sexshare.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colleges recruiting chess players
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Red Green movie coming, blame the "huge fan base"
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these men in field, with something on fire
source: jasper1.stanford.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hangover intensity scale with solutions
source: rupissed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Sumbit choices for sexiest cartoon characters and win $50 Amazon Cash
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(232)
 


Fri April 05, 2002
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop the border collie rescued by a farker watching the NCAA tourney.
source: okcsites.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cat attack now described as 'Hate Crime' against dog.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(OCNow.com)
 
 
 
After latest rate hike, Postmaster General says rates will not change for at least two years.
source: ocnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Creative differences derail "Fat Albert" movie.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since WW II, 150,000 Russian soldiers have been killed or wounded by sadistic hazing rituals.
source: jang.com.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Knox News)
 
 
 
A lot of people haven't noticed Kenny's been missing from South Park, says Matt Stone. A lot of people aren't watching South Park anymore
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(121)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
UConn Professor expects to have working time machine by the Fall. Also claims not to be "a nut."
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Netscape News)
 
 
 
California gets a little wierder: Giant bugs discovered
source: dailynews.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How Quick are you?
source: kalittaracing.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(KansasCity.com)
 
 
 
Kids in Norway party seventeen straight days before their final exams
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Kids salivating over pink margarine, blue macaroni and purple ketchup
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Sacramento Bee)
 
 
 
Man goes on drug run, proposes to his girl and promptly drives off cliff
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Swedish Chef Movies, Sounds and other stuffins
source: twinpines.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Neighbor complains about cop's late night noise. Cop pisses on neighbor's door every night.
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker pregnant. Fb- is the father
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
From the "Only in PA" department: 3 goats may be evicted from city limits. Mayor contemplating Anti-goat ordinance
source: thewgalchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme photoshop: Design a mascot for the 2004 Olympics in Greece (here are the real ones)
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Crack Aspen Airport security team makes boy drink from bottle in his backback to prove he's not a terrorist. The bottle contains stream water he collected for biology class. He gets sick.
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(EA.com)
 
 
 
Majestic closing down.. welcome back to the real world.
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian court says fathers must support their children until they find a job they like.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(WMJI)
 
 
 
Finally, a holiday for the rest of us, National Workplace Napping Day...
source: wmji.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian fathers obligated to support adult kids till they find job they like; unemployment ensues
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Keri Russell (safe for work)
source: kerirussell.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Kentucky.com)
 
 
 
Gator attacks car, lifts it off the ground
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Man sues after library "mascot" cat attacks his assistance dog
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise likes girls, says judge
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
ET go home. Spielberg's PC re-working flops in cinemas worldwide
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(silive)
 
 
 
Bad news: You just creamed a bear with your minivan. Good news: It's the largest bear ever found in the state
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Would you drink milk from clones?
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Rooftop viewing of Cubs games in jeopardy thanks to politics
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rice more genetically complex that humans
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Group hugs double companies profits. Pin hopes of Microsoft takeover on introduction of group sex scheme.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The distinctive helmet worn by English beat cops could be on the way out because it wobbles and falls off in fights
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(post-dispatch.com)
 
 
 
Southern Baptists boycott hotel chain hosting "Beat Me In St. Louis" sex seminar
source: home.post-dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spike in gas prices due to price manipulation by refineries
source: consumerwatchdog.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(NewsNet5.com)
 
 
 
Steer on the loose in Ohio... nevermind, the cops shot it.
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Enron to the nth: Dozens of companys are set to admit they've lost trillions of investors' dollars
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Elementary school riot leaves 18 injured by rocks, bottles and baseball bats
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mary Kay LeTourneau's boy toy suing school district, says they could have prevented the relationship
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
Bank mistakenly deposits $340,000 into couple's account. Couple spends money buying Beanie Babies.
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(google)
 
Video
 
"Duck and Cover" with Bert the Turtle.
source: fas.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Woman attacked by naked man who tries to flee on one roller skate
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Photoshop some sheared sheep
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shiny, happy acquittal for REM guitarist.
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Good news:Tits have been spotted
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Luther College)
 
 
 
Naked soccer incidents over the years at Drew's alma mater
source: luthercollegechips.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
3-D monitors coming into view
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
National crisis averted: lettuce prices returning to normal levels
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Nearly 50 people are idling in Fark Fantasy Baseball. Get back in it while you still can. Still time to join, too
source: fantasygames.sportingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Headless Chicken)
 
 
 
The Mike The Headless Chicken Website.
source: miketheheadlesschicken.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stuntman dies while filming scene for XXX movie.
source: movies.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Stripper Tips (for the ladies this time)
source: store.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(CBS2.com)
 
 
 
Couple finds 116 pounds of marijuana thrown from plane near their home. Says it happens all the time.
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Douglas Adams will never be forgotten.
source: siriuscc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
New cell phones can read your lips
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Constitution of the Confederate States of America
source: law.ou.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Other Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese business card etiquette
source: japanese-business-cards.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 


Thu April 04, 2002
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
UN Security Council votes unanimously to demand Israeli withdrawl from West Bank
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(307)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man uses sword on intruder
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
For $25 you can participate in the U.S. version of the "Run With the Bulls" in AZ.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Digitally "sign" the flag of England soccer team, leave Fark messages for world to see
source: flag.thefa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
UK Government pledging 20 million to help develop intelligent, talking fridges and conscientious boilers.
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Two headed snake found in Spain
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alcohol makes you lose weight
source: www2.potsdam.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Vogue: Angelina Jolie is perfect. If you like incestuous, redneck marrying lunatics.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(twingalaxies.com)
 
 
 
Man goes hungry for two days to play world's first perfect game of pac man
source: twingalaxies.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Move over Joe Camel. Big tobacco now hooking kids with nicotine lollipops
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tawny Kitaen with her tongue sticking out
source: celebinteractive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Extremetech.com)
 
 
 
Fark photoshops mentioned in article about computer backups
source: extremetech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese astronomers find 50-meter diameter unregistered spy satellite
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Pokemon is turning kids into idiots
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Texas teen accused of fighting law with "skunky scent"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Judge rules that felon can't be deported to Somalia because Somalia doesn't exist
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man plays late April Fool's joke by releasing pepper spray into office ventilation system. Thought co-workers would like him better...
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mothers of 10 kids hurt on fair trampoline shaped like Titanic suing for $100 million.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves 2nd baseman recovering from Hemorrhoid Surgery. Read all about it. Tell your friends and loved ones.
source: bigleaguers.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do us a favor and click on our banner ads. As they say in Spain, grassy-ass
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Asteroid to hit Earth in 2880. Let the rioting begin
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Liz Hurley gives birth to a boy. Fb- passes out cigars.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(News Interactive)
 
 
 
Teen lights his own school on fire, helps put it out wearing underwear he stole from his classmate's mom.
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
"Rather large" amount of hog poop turns Phildelphia river black
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Book claims The 3 Stooges may have covered up the murder of their founder.
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Planetary traffic jam in the April skies -- Look up
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Funkychuck's new puppy
source: futilityx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Porn thief makes off with "Anatomically Correct Sensation Device"
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tawny Kitaen mugshot and police report
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(120)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Washington DC overrun with rats. Some are not elected officials
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Smart glasses order own refills
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(44)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
Routine museum inventory turns up live grenade. Hilarity ensues.
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(28)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ashcroft to sing on Letterman's Late Show?
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(82)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Annual gopher killing derby in Canada being called "redneck bloodbath" by animal activists.
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nostradamus experts are very good at predicting events after they happen
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(75)
 
(KGW)
 
 
 
Man shot after tossing box of chinese food through undercover cop's open car window
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(141)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thief steals Miami Hurricane's playbook, posts it on Internet
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flasher gets stuck in his own zipper thanks to the victim
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(103)
 
(Hollywood Pulse)
 
 
 
The real reason for Britney and Justin's breakup
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(197)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Artist creates works from drug dealers 'stash baggies'
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Baseball salaries exceed $2 billion. Beer now $30 a cup.
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(90)
 
(KXTV.com)
 
 
 
"Tax Me More" act would allow Californians to voluntarily pay extra taxes
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(94)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
NASCAR sponsors towns police cars. Police Chief doesn't want to drive the Mark Martin #6 Viagra Ford
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen jailed for photoshopping ex's head on nude body
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(138)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Indians pitcher Chuck Finley gets beaten up by actress wife Tawney Kitaen
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tons of garbage and bodies to be cleared from Mt. Everest by people who couldn't get decent jobs. Stay in school
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(48)
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Megadeth says it's breaking up. 15-year olds ask "Who?"
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(281)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Kissinger investigated for murder; amoral acts in Chile
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(110)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Where did the tits go?
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(65)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Military help from Norway needed due to Clinton running down the military, Norway has a military?
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(71)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Japan studies whales by killing and eating them. Their findings indicate that whales are tasty.
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(36)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Photo of naked man on tea kettle attributed to Ebay auction is a fake
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(43)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld: Al-Qaida leader won't be tortured (wink, wink)
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bonds still on track to hit 328 homers this year
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraq boosts payment to suicide bomber families to $25,000
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(92)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Samantha Fox Gallery (Not Safe For Work)
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(66)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
Farker April Winchell gets recurring role on Fox's 'That 80s Show'
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(88)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Photoshop this candidate for state of Michigan quarter
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(117)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Web designer proves you can build anything using Flash
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(73)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Money and power are good for more than just your sex life
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(53)
 


Wed April 03, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tripping the Rift series to begin on SCI-FI in 2003
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(71)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Infamous Wheaton truck stalks students en route to Cincinnati
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(121)
 
(theSchmews)
 
 
 
President Bush praises new British King
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man shoots himself in rectory. Huh huh huh...."rectory"
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds children of first cousins have lower risk of birth defects than commonly believed -- several Florida cities cheer findings
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After one game, SI predicts the Yankees are done for the season
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Koreans prefer Bin Laden to US skater Apolo Anton Ohno
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Author writes book saying "abstinence only" sex ed harmful - gets blasted with protests claiming book "evil"
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(317)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay might pull fart-fueling Wow. chips off the market; will consumers make a stink?
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Saturday morning cartoons are dying off
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(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors cure Bubble Boy
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(67)
 
(MLB)
 
 
 
Clemens after giving up the Grand Salami
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(196)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Attention New Mexico: Martin Sheen is not president
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(132)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coast Guard siezes 120 tons of cocaine. In other news, Robert Downey Jr. cancels party
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(104)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Shampoo might be causing earlier puberty
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(82)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Garbage trucks in Taiwan to broadcast English lessons from loudspeakers to educate citizens as they haul away trash
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slugger Darryl in his typical spring uniform
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(123)
 
(The Chattanoogan.com)
 
 
 
Man who wanted to kill Bush with propane truck will have Jesus Christ as defense attorney.
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(102)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Pravda Bear elected to Ukranian Parliament. Ran on platform of toothpaste and vodka for all.
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(21)
 
(SomethingAwful)
 
Audio
 
SomethingAwful proves Scientology is crazy. Featuring audio evidence.
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(50)
 
(natalieportman.com)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman
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(162)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Nightmares are killing people in the Philippines
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(82)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Dirty diapers will soon be used to pave the Autobahn
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Campbell Soup lies about its ingredients
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia's answer to South Park
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(63)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Interview with Homestar runner's creators
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(57)
 
(telegram.com)
 
 
 
Boy steals gun from police station. Distracts cops with box of doughnuts.
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(39)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Flight diverted after wire discovered in lavatory; broken terrorist toilet-paper holder found to blame
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(49)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan is crap-tacular last night with career low 2 points
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(84)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
'It was my birthday' defense gets bail for man with highest blood alcohol content in Scottish history
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(100)
 
(KnoxNews.com)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmakers kill anti-kegger bill.
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(50)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
EverQuest player commits suicide, mom sues EverQuest makers
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(320)
 
(Freedom Forum)
 
 
 
Tennessee teenager asks county to display the Five Pillars of Islam next to the county's display of the Ten Commandments
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(390)
 
(kmov.com)
 
 
 
April fools DJ's say water supply contained dihydrogen monoxide, City official says prank was akin to 'a terrorist attack';
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(188)
 
(UPI.com)
 
 
 
In a move sure to ease tensions, Louis Farrakhan to visit Middle East
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gimmick pop band breaks up because members keep dying. The gimmick: All members required to have AIDS
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Florida's black water mystery solved
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(75)
 
(Bloggerheads.com)
 
 
 
London Fark Party to be held adjacent to Eurostar terminal. France surrenders.
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(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tyson will be fighting in Tennessee as an officially registered sex offender.
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(31)
 
(Channel 4000)
 
 
 
Woman dies after crashing into "Welcome to Minnesota sign"
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(64)
 
(Some Fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Indian movie poster
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(109)
 
(Omaha Herald)
 
 
 
Girl has to write essay about one historical figure they would be for a day, girl chooses Hitler, re-writes history and wins an award
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(145)
 
(AeroSquid)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a classic Anti-Drug Poster
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman's official website
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(101)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Chewbacca tell a dirty joke
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(40)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Newsmax blasts the republican party for leaning to far to the left
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(217)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
U2's booze list - now we know why they can't perform
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(83)
 
(Oddtodd.com)
 
 
 
OddTodd gets new website and new cartoon
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(23)
 
(Ted Rall)
 
 
 
Interesting stories from the 'Stans that nobody is reporting
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(28)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E reviews another He-Man episode: Orko's Return
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(22)
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
20 shocking celebrity secrets
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(94)
 


Tue April 02, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the President having problems with Barney
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(161)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not only can Cincy basketball players not pass classes, they also enjoy kidnapping, beating and burning people
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(51)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
AdAware 5.7 is out
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds homer twice in season opener.
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(46)
 
(KMED.com)
 
 
 
Coming April 8th, National Napping at Work Day
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(38)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Americans are grumpy, short-tempered and prone to overeat because they are tired
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(130)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Treasury secretary trying to get a limit increase on the national debt - so that we can borrow more money to make payments on the national debt
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(130)
 
(newmassmedia)
 
 
 
The makers of Sam Adams concoct a 48-proof brew
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists find that stone age drawings previously thought to be boobies are actually prehistoric eclipse records
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(42)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
In Hong Kong, wild monkeys organize into gangs and terrorize the city (repeat I think)
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Was John Walker Lindh mistreated by the US? (with pic)
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(475)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Heavy marijuana use temporarily lowers IQ by four points, says scientist named Fried.
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(114)
 
(NC Buy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Connelly got role in Beautiful Mind due to Ron Howard's memory of her once pendulous boobies
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(147)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Worst case scenario for Middle East
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(204)
 
(newsherald.com)
 
 
 
Hooters waitress still in court a year after winning toy yoda
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked Cowboy's website
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(31)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Washington State stole land from Canada, claims dope trial defense
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(138)
 
(Arizona Republic)
 
 
 
Jail chaplain reprimanded for performing an unauthorized exorcism on an inmate
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(28)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
China wants a space station for their talking mannequins
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Derranged woman has seen E.T. almost 800 times
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China's newest space vehicle
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(244)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Trying to lose your man-breasts is a tax write-off
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Predator" rejected as school mascot because it reminds people of Catholic priests
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(140)
 
(WJZ TV)
 
 
 
Maryland fans celebrate NCAA victory by setting campus on fire.
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(80)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to decide if elderly are minorities.
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World Cup to ban spectators from bringing umbrellas into stadiums, even though the Cup is being held during the rainy season
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(35)
 
(Some TV Station)
 
 
 
Feds bust medicine egg laying chickens
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(17)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Have your way with Megan from TechTV
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(140)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Despite the violence on September 11, gun sales continue to plummet
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scrolling LED textfields on your bike wheels for $25.
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(74)
 
(centredaily.com)
 
 
 
Half-naked dancing man faces court date
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(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
State worker upset because she cant pack a 9mm at work
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(111)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Cheating spouses busted when photo radar tickets are mailed home
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(61)
 
(Drew's Sister)
 
 
 
Drew's sister Jane is looking for employment in the NYC/NJ area
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(232)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Despite being hard-working and caring for his family, Texas town dislikes local atheist
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(561)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japanese comapny creates technology for perfect pitch karaoke
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(53)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese branch outrages WWF with support of whaling. What does wrestling have to do with whaling?
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(80)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Salmon at fish farm stage daring escape, at least 100,000 make it into harbor; local freezers said to be very crowded.
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(33)
 
(News-journal online)
 
 
 
Tampa police arrest naked carjacker
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(40)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Clear cola wasn't bad enough; introducing Vanilla Coke
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(180)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maryland Coach Gary Williams cashes $100,000 championship check. Players get t-shirts
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(65)
 
(NineMSN)
 
 
 
Woomera Detention Centre escapees recaptured when they flag down unmarked police bus for a ride
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(17)
 
(NineMSN)
 
 
 
Sporting body warns of dangers of slam-dunking after child is killed by falling basketball ring.
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(29)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The Butcher of Beirut: Israel's Ariel Sharon
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(432)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Craig Barrett, Intel CEO and President, and his 4 fingers
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(168)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
What if telemarketers had to pay you for your time?
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(48)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun now has an expanded concert rider database
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(51)
 
(SBB)
 
 
 
PS 2 sim: Yanks sweep World Series over Giants
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(43)
 
(CNNSI guy)
 
 
 
Maryland beats up on Indiana for NCAA crown. Duke sucks until next fall
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What is green and leafy, makes you trip balls for about 20 minutes, and is completely legal?
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(174)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Visit the Swedish Chef's virtual kitchen. Bork-bork-bork
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(32)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The 100 Coolest Actors of All Time
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(177)
 


Mon April 01, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eugene Mirman dot com
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(65)
 
(Democrat & Chronicle)
 
 
 
Incompetent Legislators late with budget for 18th straight year
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(28)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Hubble Telescope locates expiration date on green cheese moon
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(67)
 
(Locusmag)
 
 
 
21-book rewrite of The Lord of the Rings. "It's going to be exactly like the original books, only with a lot more sex."
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Playgirl offers men of Enron chance to pose nude
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(51)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Video of vicious fight at Ku Klux Klan membership drive in Florida -- check out first punch
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(175)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Appeals court throws out conviction of man who years ago swore after falling out of canoe
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(30)
 
(CC)
 
 
 
Escapee cow scratched from Reds' opening day parade. Apparently didn't like following Kahn's Meats float.
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(27)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Man attacks roommate with an ashtray, pliers, a hammer, a fire extinguisher, a dumbbell and, finally, a knife after dispute over a chicken dinner.
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(97)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
UFOs continue to besiege Europe (more great photos)
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(57)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Support a fellow Farker, buy his baby up for auction
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(70)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Jesse Ventura fooling the reporters
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TheForce.net goes N'sync.
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(19)
 
(KGW)
 
 
 
Teens try to find out how fast their car can go, hit beach boulder, rip car in half, fly 70-100 feet; live.
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
April Fool's joke sends Canadian dollar tumbling
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(51)
 
(KGTV San Diego)
 
 
 
Peeps survive being shot, run over (with video)
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(33)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Reporters fight snowstorm for hastily called Jesse Ventura news conference. Topic? Jesse says April Fools and walks out
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mystery Headline: Bush says bombing wont stop peace efforts
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(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everybody is being spied on and apparently nobody cares
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(DailyIllini)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner refurbishes university building into playboy mansion. Students finally attend class.
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(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Researchers say giant interactive ads are working
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(75)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
New Scottish 'super-trout' being called 'freak' by animal activists; trout said to have feelings hurt, unavailable for comment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AOL /Time Warner merger was a costly mistake.
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Washington was in the Illuminati, and his spirit was in Ronald Reagan and JFK was killed for going against the NWO plan of World Expanison
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
16 year old self-proclaimed genius rips off AOL users and buys a $300 bong. $300.00?
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(143)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Enemy of Microsoft, BBspot, joins the MSN network
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(24)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Use the classic harddrive format simulator to mess with your co-workers
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(33)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Why do the rich and famous go off the deep end while staying in exclusive hotels?
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(25)
 
(WWDN)
 
 
 
Wheaton to have a recurring role on Enterprise
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(111)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
AOL/TimeWarner goes on weblog buying spree
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whitehouse website hacked by the Chinese.
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(41)
 
(Fortifying the Family)
 
 
 
Pre-marital kissing is bad
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(173)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
London gets official 'forest' status.
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(14)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Every house in the world will have access to free energy in 2003
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(114)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Kentucky truck driver arrested after telling cops on phone he had a 3,000 pound bomb and the President had a problem.
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(23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Clinton regrets Marc Rich pardon. Says it ruined his reputation.
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(129)
 
(ThinkGeek)
 
 
 
Wheatonix: the next generation OS.
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(32)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Jacko will appear in Men in Black 2, but will not be an alien
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(32)
 
(WWN)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein seen loving another man
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman tries to trade baby for $200 chihuahua
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Quiz: how many April Fool's hoaxes can you spot?
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Intelligent life discovered in Boise - Marines sent in
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(38)
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
China orbits talking mannequins
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(24)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Residents of Colorado town suprised ex-stripper they elected mayor isn't doing job in most dignified manner.
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(54)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian cosmonauts may go to Mars in 2005.
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The history of April Fool's day
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Discussion: what's the best April Fools prank you ever pulled?
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(256)
 
(Punch Bowl)
 
 
 
Sororities take action. Hot wet action
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is Slayerswine's birthday. He wants this picture of him to be photoshopped
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(130)
 
(Some Chimp)
 
 
 
Dude, you're getting a monkey phone call....
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(11)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kenyan lioness adopts third baby oryx
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(22)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Enron near top of new fortune 500 list
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(24)
 
(Times of India)
 
 
 
Osama bin Laden arrested at Delhi railway station
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(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FC makes fun of Idealab for 2 years. Idealab gives them 18 million
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(15)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strongbad Email. Deleted.
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(42)
 
(maximonline.com)
 
 
 
Hockey Name Generator; broken teeth not included
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(56)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ebert trashes 'Death to Smoochy' unmercilfully
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(151)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
America is better off being feared than loved.
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can you tell the females from shemales? (Safe for work)
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(160)
 
(ScoobyDoo)
 
 
 
Scooby-Doo and the gang. Where are they now? You might be surprised. Then again...
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(45)
 
(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies from Fark.ru
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Office Space" Random Quote Thingee
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(87)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Next Step: Matrix-like plugs in the back of our heads. Hold my beer and hand me that Drunken Boxing disk...
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(37)
 
(PlanetOut)
 
 
 
Film depicts Bert & Ernie as gay lovers; producers of Sesame Street threaten lawsuit
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(45)
 
(www.nscs.org)
 
 
 
The top ten April Fool's Day hoaxes of all time
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(127)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Celebrate April Fools Day with The Museum of Hoaxes.
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(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pele's jersey fetches $220,850 at auction.
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: Men love shopping - women crave technology
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