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Sun March 10, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Read Bobby Seale's barbecue bill of rights and then fire up the grill
source: bobbyqueseale.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want a safer home after Sept. 11? Try a refurbished nuclear-missile silo
source: silohome.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Summary of "The Time Machine" starring Mr. Peabody
source: misinformer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(Greenpeace)
 
 
 
Create your own Frankenfish.
source: act.greenpeace.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(icubed.com)
 
Weeners
 
The top 10 pretty boys of the NHL. Very SFW
source: icubed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
CBS to meet David Lettermans' request, 31.5 million a year. He still might leave
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Dilbert alludes to Fark?
source: dilbert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Become a master dog chef and earn your common sense degree
source: dogchefs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Guy kills wife of Green Beret who is serving in Afghanistan; he better hope he's in jail before husband gets back.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(8legged)
 
Video
 
Sexy lobster tries to cook - flash movies (repeat)
source: 8legged.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
College kids giving up their spring breaks for philanthropy. Interesting how many causes there are to work for in Panama City Beach ...
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HS Principal calls leatherman a weapon, suspends 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' banner kid yet again, this time for 30 days.
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NCAA tournament brackets announced
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(accessatlanta.com)
 
 
 
A diet that asks the question "What would Jesus eat?" Jack Chick last seen fasting for our sins.
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To save 175,000 dollars in security, Gov. Jesse Ventura vows to have state dinners of Dominos pizza.
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Screen Actors Guild elects Laura Ingalls President, Wil is pissed
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crop circles, quantum computing and conspiracy theories oh my.
source: cyberspaceorbit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Industry Pages)
 
 
 
Quaker Oats to introduce Crayola crayon-colored Crunchberries. Children not expected to extrapolate.
source: industrypages.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russia Bans United States chickens
source: themoscowtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(via Slashdot.org)
 
 
 
Background on C&C: Generals (the next C&C game)
source: gamespot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FTC Plans Crackdown on 9-11 Spam
source: internetnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Askmen.com)
 
Boobies
 
The top 99 most desirable women of 2002
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Homosexuals have begun a revolution to take over the Earth, and God wants you to stop them.
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(215)
 
(Tisk News)
 
 
 
Nuns arrested for selling heavenly brownies, laced with their homegrown marijuana
source: drspublishing.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Carnegie)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why dinosaurs have such strange names
source: carnegiemuseums.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ask Zeus. Funny answers to your questions.
source: angelfire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help fold proteins, perhpas better boobies will come from it.
source: folding.stanford.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Student bitten by mongoose.
source: dailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(newsday.com)
 
 
 
Naked man shot, wielding a steak knife
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
THIS is how you're suppose to dance... I think... hey... what's that smell?
source: sportsmed.starwave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Pot police of Placer County in trouble for storm trooper tactics
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Cloned cows now commonplace, expensive heifer created from cells scraped from champion cow's ear
source: sunspot.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(fahionforms)
 
Boobies
 
The water filled push-up bra
source: fashionforms.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meg Ryan tired of cute image.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon explains the "List" for U.S. nuclear attacks
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Barkley accuses GA golf club of being racist, then appears on Sports Illustrated in chains
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Otherzone)
 
 
 
The world's biggest wooden Rubik's Cube
source: otherzone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Sat March 09, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ultimate guide to Clark Kent's ties (or: people with WAY too much time on their hands)
source: chantico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(246)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ford finds a use for all those recalled Firestone tires
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
China to execute people for hacking into Cable system.
source: taipeitimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Danish supermodel subsists on steady diet of beer and chips.
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(sptimes.com)
 
 
 
Dumbass punches police dog; gets the crap bitten out of him
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Gyros Project
source: interestingideas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz says she won't eat pork because pigs have mental capacity of 3 year olds, the age of her niece; so eating pork would be like eating her niece.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple who met while playing Diablo 2 online to get married. Level 8 Barbarian to give the bride away.
source: blizzard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
U.S., Britain link Iraq to al-Qa'eda
source: portal.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Channel 4000)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Peeps
source: channel4000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kentucky outhustled by funny-sounding Gamecocks; Duke still sucks
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The following countries may be nuked by the U.S. in case of 'surprising military developments': China, Russia, Iraq, North Korea, Iran, Libya and Syria
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(326)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man sets up camera to show his speed of 165 M.P.H on his motorcycle. Police use his tape to put him in jail for a year.
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson to union: Bush is a terrorist
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Muppet Show returns, 25 years after first appearance. Guardian quotes Miss Piggy in serious article.
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Densa: A club for the rest of us.
source: densa.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Rare disorder causes your limbs to fall off. It's supposed to be really painful.
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two fellows from the Lebanese police Special Forces unit
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Harmony Central)
 
 
 
If Jedi Knights were guitar heros...
source: harmony-central.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Popular Mechanics.com)
 
 
 
Jet-engine powered motorcycle
source: popularmechanics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(The Brains Trust)
 
 
 
Time Warner to trademark "September 11th"
source: thebrainstrust.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(CBS SportsLine)
 
 
 
The Social significance of the NCAA tournament
source: cbs.sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did President Bush brag and laugh about hitting the trifecta of National Emergency, War and Recession? let your ears decide
source: robbiefal.150m.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Altervistas.com)
 
 
 
Hats of meat.... OF MEAT.. Hats..
source: altervistas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Why Jehovah's Witnesses are wrong
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bracketology ranks from ESPN (Gonzaga to get a #3 seed?)
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Should 9/11 be a holiday?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Redline)
 
Boobies
 
Leonard Nimoy's artistic booby photography
source: leonardnimoyphotography.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The women of Troma films. (some not safe for work)
source: troma.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Brass Knuckles Webzine)
 
 
 
Try new Zokrom. Side effects may include one or more of the following: brain hemorrhage, exploding colon, massive kidney failure, and complete renal shutdown.
source: brassknuckles.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nice asian cuties
source: qualitypictures.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
"I'll Love You Forever:" The sickest kiddie book out there?
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 


Fri March 08, 2002
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Design an outfit for the Fark fashion show
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Baseball coach fired for making team run around naked after losing
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Whitehouse.org)
 
 
 
President Bush declares war on masturbation
source: whitehouse.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Israeli dogs stressed out from bombings, begin taking valium to relax
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Farked Company)
 
 
 
Copy of a memo from Rep. Scott McInnis' (R-CO) U.S. House Subcommittee office citing PETA for supporting domestic terrorism (url not safe for work, site is fine however)
source: fuckedcompany.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Your IRS)
 
 
 
Welcome to Braintaxer - the mentally taxing game show from the IRS. More laughs from the guys who take all your money.
source: irs.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Daily Illini)
 
 
 
Writer whose cartoon character won the U of I election speaks out
source: dailyillini.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
More proof that the United States Attorney General is quite possibly insane
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(362)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Gifted few make order out of chaos. No word on cursed many who make chaos out of order.
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Phortawesome)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat.
source: phortawesome.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Theme contest: 50 greatest movie moments (difficulty=easy)
source: tvguide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(via Drudge Report)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin forgot to take his meds again.
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Turns out there's a bunch of ways to steal software from CompUSA. Sometimes they'll even help you do it.
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Documents on the windshield murder
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Enron dealings small potatoes compared to Democrat submission to evil entertainment industry
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Legalize it. Don't demonize it
source: yellowtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(202)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
While US soldiers fight overseas, US lawmakers waste 3 days debating the language of a resolution to show support for the troops.
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(TheStar)
 
 
 
Bad news: Confidential Canadian Military CD Roms tossed out in alleyway. Good news: Were erased by scratching them. Bad news: wrong side was scratched
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Cops raid York PA headshops, make off with 40k worth of bongs
source: ydr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attention Kmart shoppers. Here's the list of stores closing.
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Packer fans, enjoy your new No. 1 ticking time-bomb
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Melinika)
 
 
 
Buffalo Fark Party: March 22-24 (with Fark Karaoke party Sat. March 23rd)
source: pcbiz.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Homophobic English doctors want you to stomp on fags
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man hits pedestrian with car. Finds out pedestrian is blind, proceeds to beat the tar out of him
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UN resolutions that the US has said "NO" to
source: thirdworldtraveler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(261)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More details in the sick hit and run, guy left to die in windsheild incident
source: dailynews.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Forget the emu...Camel on the loose in Ireland
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
PETA ad to show woman being beaten with baseball bat and robbed
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kmart to close 220 stores, leaving thousands pining for Kathy Ireland lingerie
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Dallas star Victoria Principal gallery (not safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Microsoft denies Japanese Xbox recall
source: ireland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goldie Hawn will star in TV movie about United Flight 93
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tales from the trenches in Afghanistan
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(THE NeTw0rK)
 
 
 
Quiz: are these statements from Scientology or the Weekly World News?
source: thenetw0rk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The pub locater. Dick Tracy style watch tells you route to nearest pub.
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microsoft: Damaged games and DVDs in X-Box is consumer's fault. In Japan it's Microsoft's fault. Issues recall in Japan
source: quote.bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Computer technician runs porn site off high speed line at Army base, tells them it was for communication with Bosnia.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Man granted permission to be buried in the arms of his blow up doll
source: unison.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB ump Rich Garcia involved in gambling. Same ump who called the Jeffrey Maier home run during the Orioles/Yankees 1996 ALCS
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood has run out of ideas: Benecio del Toro to star in remake of "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia."
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop cops looking at PETA protester
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Third World Traveler)
 
 
 
US Military Interventions from 1945 to now
source: thirdworldtraveler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(385)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Mr. Mockery and Tom of NG fame team up to bring you Squigly Fish Racer (flash game)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Bid on a used "real doll", repair work from previous owner included
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(214)
 
(Weekly Planet)
 
 
 
Fark's own supermodel Kevvimodel featured in Florida paper
source: weeklyplanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientist says Oops, the color of the universe is really beige.
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to have great sex with your car FAQ
source: blackroses.textfiles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Jeff
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(via nintendorks.com chat)
 
 
 
Free personalized pen, feel free to profess your love for Wil Wheaton on it.
source: myron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Hattiesburg American)
 
 
 
Forget the cow... Emu on the loose for a full month.
source: hattiesburgamerican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Taking Over The World Part 6: Evil tips for evil geniuses
source: thetoque.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Extrabad.com)
 
 
 
The keg-o-matic robot.
source: extrabad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman distraught after car she lived in for 20 years is towed
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 


Thu March 07, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best restroom of 2001 belongs to Notre Dame, still doesn't make up for worst series of football coach hirings ever
source: thebestofusa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
What are the best junk foods?
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What a Fark TV show would look like. Sample entry included.
source: mediaservice.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's Bizarre Injury All-Star Team
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
California's democratic governor manipulates republican primary so he'll run against the most right-wing candidate in a left-wing state
source: thenation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(noapologiespress)
 
Weeners
 
Hey Farkettes. Find out what happens when you put a personal ad on the Internet (not safe for work)
source: noapologiespress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canada cheated to win both hockey gold medals
source: ca.sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Scientists spot mysterious pulsing x-ray beacon on Jupiter.
source: science.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Irish fail to pass constitutional amendment outlawing all abortions. Fb- celebrates
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to shave your testicles
source: menessentials.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(256)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
TV ban is cruel, unusual punishment, lawyers say
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
New still photographs show hijacked 9/11plane hitting Pentagon
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Some KU Fan)
 
 
 
Farker jayhawk88 responds to Missouri-sponsored smear campain by RobbieFal.
source: kuro5hin.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(pilotonline)
 
 
 
Man unaware of 93 cats living with him gets fined $6,200.
source: pilotonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(alaska.com)
 
 
 
Iditarod dog sled racer attacked by huge buffalo, "It was e-(expletive)-normous"
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Worst sport franchises to be a fan of.
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crematory dude charged "to show that interstate abuse of corpses isn't ok any more"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith wins 88.5 million settlement
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman runs Google search on her name, finds Russian website with her credit card number
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Experts" claim spies can steal data by watching LEDs on your router.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Gary Condit to get 19K a year pension, plans to use the money to team up with OJ to find the real killers
source: rollcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
Judge hands down 10-month ban on TV watching to credit-card thief
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Building proposal nixed by residents - claim it would violate feng shui.
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man lived for two days stuck in the windshield of the driver that hit him. The car was parked in her garage.
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(383)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fox News quotes satire website
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man walks up to National Guardsman at airport, says he's there 'to blow the place up'. Hilarity ensues
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(39)
 
(Adult Industry News)
 
 
 
94-year-old woman to appear in Brazilian Penthouse (website not safe for work)
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(38)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Seinfeld garage plans
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(33)
 
(The Daily Illini)
 
 
 
Comic strip characters win University of Illinois student election
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British workers are happier with impressive titles instead of bigger salaries
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(66)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Bush, Cheney, Lay, Sharon: all suffer from "chronic borderline mentality"
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme Photoshop: Future "Fox Celebrity Boxing" matchups (typical example of boxing poster shown.)
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(139)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Restaurant inspectors discover sheep slaughterhouse in restaurant cellar
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: New Line Cinema to re-make The Texas Chainsaw Massacre with less violence and blood
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(58)
 
(eonline)
 
 
 
In its never-ending quest to suck even more, ABC censors a Drew Carey episode making fun of airline security
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(53)
 
(Coca Cola)
 
 
 
Caffeine is a flavoring
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available at every corner drug store, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by." Spielberg off by just 17 years
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(55)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Our species mated with other human species. We're the third try.
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(108)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Norway's oil fund could now buy each Norwegian 2,783 beers.
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(20)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Women in bikinis wrestle in 2,000 pounds of coleslaw (with pic)
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Seinfeld ticks off NYC neighbors with construction of $1.4 million garage to house porsche collection.
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(39)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Man who shut down Atlanta airport months ago sentenced to no football this fall
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(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
US Capt. pissed at taunting al Qaeda fighters who disappeared into caves whenever air strikes arrived. Does something about it
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(466)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any Aussies out there interested in a Fark party?
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(54)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Ginger vs. Maryann gallery with instant poll (Safe for Work)
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scene from a New York opera
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker RobbieFal on why Kansas will NOT win the NCAA tournament
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(99)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Prince Charles to be portrayed in new bronze statue called "Saviour of the World" as a muscular winged god wearing a loincloth.
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(93)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Stupid lawsuits know no borders: man who had leg amputated after getting drunk and walking off cliff wins right to sue town.
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(43)
 
(FamousCenterfolds)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies (not safe for work)
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(66)
 
(LOTRFanGirl)
 
 
 
DC Farkers Bar-Crawl: be added to listserve
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(42)
 


Wed March 06, 2002
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Farmer discovers 18 lb asteroid in Canada, sticks it in his garage
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(38)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
And now for a game of "Where's My Toothbrush?"
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(41)
 
(theforce.net)
 
 
 
Hardware Wars (classic Star Wars spoof) released on DVD
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(52)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop the FHM 'old' guy
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(141)
 
(dfw.com)
 
 
 
Woman says she should have known husband was a bigamist and con artist because "he knew how to treat a woman....no man knows that"
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Super secret traffic sign codes decoded- UN apparently itching to take over rural Michigan
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(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Bush wants Workfare participants to work for less than minimum wage
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(108)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nebraska neighborhood bans kids
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
Video
 
Ashcroft sings song he wrote, 'Let the Eagles Soar'
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(147)
 
(Stultus)
 
 
 
Is Dr Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham a pro-Communist Manifesto?
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(115)
 
(ew.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Mike Myers to star in "The Cat in the Hat"
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(51)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We were down for a bit earlier to finish the hardware upgrade. We're back up now (obviously) -Drew
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(95)
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Cindy Crawford tells PETA to stick it
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(144)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Justice Department admits that the reason they settled with Microsoft is that they thought they would lose otherwise
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(57)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
New drug fools your body into thinking you are exercising
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(73)
 
(pagesix.com)
 
 
 
Playboy Germany publishes nude outtakes from SI's swimsuit edition.
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(56)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Texas Hooters serves free beer
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(50)
 
(NCBuy.com)
 
 
 
Dwarf abuse climbs around St. Paddy's Day as they're often mistaken for Leprechauns
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and a pig
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(137)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Independent counsel says enough evidence existed to prosecute Clinton in Lewinsky scandal
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(199)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Playboy bringing gambling and boobies to wireless devices
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(21)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fast food worker serves pot-laced taco to cop
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(70)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Americans need food faster; McDonalds using toll tags for payment
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(42)
 
(Lake City Reporter)
 
 
 
85,000 chickens killed by lightning strike
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(55)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
US smelt eating champion has been undefeated for 30 years.
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(29)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Dead Norwegian grandfather star of Nederland, CO "Frozen Dead Guy Day"
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(21)
 
(via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Japanese high school baseball player intentionally brains teammate with metal bat. League calls it a "prank."
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Bush excited to see Stevie Wonder, waves at him emphatically (scroll to bottom)
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(228)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 9 ft tall rooster
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(31)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
William Shatner's got a blog, doodah, doodah
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(67)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Condit is stomped in primary
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(78)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Congressional ID insufficient for airport security, but Sam's Club card will do.
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Afghanis watching B-52s fly by
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(138)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Grocery clerk offers to donate kidney to woman she hardly knows after finding out they have the same uncommon blood type
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(43)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Inmates smoke The Bible
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The US is an international rogue state says leftist articlewriter
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(275)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
SC governor wants NC residents to buy lottery tickets. Tries to repeal NC law that makes it illegal.
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(24)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Inmates on road cleanup detail find cooler full of beer and proceed to get drunk.
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(20)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Retired 62 year old asking court to keep sex-starved stripper ex away from him because he's tired (one possible not safe for work pic)
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(73)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Coming crisis of America the Imperialist
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugandan President declares: Uganda has no homosexuals
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sharon's new strategy: "to kill Palestinians at a rate sufficient to force them to stop attacking Israeli soldiers and civilians"
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(167)
 
(JerkoftheWeek.com)
 
 
 
Duke Bballer Reggie Love gets tea-bagged at UNC Party
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Captured American was summarily executed by al-Qaeda. Nothing is too bad for these assheads
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(349)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked guy goes nuts in cemetary
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(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man highly favored to win Thai presidency would rather be a pumpkin farmer. "I'll say again and again that I don't want to be president."
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(25)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Frisco, TX residents decide "Fightin' Coon" is no longer an appropriate mascot
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(52)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr to divorce 3rd husband. Straight men applying for passports in droves until "all clear" is sounded.
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(21)
 
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Cadillac Canyonero - guaranteed to frighten small children and livestock
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thief steals bus, operates it on busy route for 4 hours, collecting fares.
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(39)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Vatican says MSN Messenger is God's IM of choice.
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(29)
 
(Whitehouse.org)
 
 
 
President assures voters: Shadow Rulers bred exclusively from blue-ribbon conservative genetics
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Johnny Depp. Safe for work?
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(53)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-Entertainment presents: Dig Dug
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(29)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Newlyweds tip cabbie with a grenade
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(44)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
EU Parliament may pass noise regulations which would make bagpipes illegal.
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Olympic drug use infographic
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(102)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New gnutella based Morpheus client sucks major ass
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(76)
 
(ClosetElvis)
 
 
 
New study reveals American's taste. Enjoy beer and sex, hate brussel sprouts and you.
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(29)
 
(satireville.com)
 
 
 
English to be the official language of EU, after a few tweaks
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(39)
 


Tue March 05, 2002
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Two amateur dumbasses stumble across major bronze age archaeological find, sell it to buy a stereo and a few beers
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(42)
 
(New Republic)
 
 
 
Democrats wake up after a one-night-stand called Campaign Finance Reform.
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(33)
 
(What Really Happened)
 
 
 
Enron Exec Baxter shot himself from around two feet away, wanted to give himself a sporting chance
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(109)
 
(StarTribune)
 
 
 
Mocking President Bush by tossing pretzles around can land you in the slammer, even though it is protected by the first amendment
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(62)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark will be down briefly this evening for a hardware upgrade. Go outside, have a beer. Update: we're done. Have another beer -Drew
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(124)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Stoner String Cheese Incident fan still lost in Hawaii.
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox fire manager Kerrigan - at least he didnt have a losing season
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(29)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Newsmax Forum doesn't like Fark
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(327)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
30,000 Pounds Of Act II Microwave Popcorn Found In Man's Garage
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(88)
 
(FHM)
 
 
 
The FHM Guide to Spring Break: You're never too old for hot Co-eds
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(87)
 
(wjxt.com)
 
 
 
Another middle class asshead fails to raise his kid right, sues her friends
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(148)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Quest for alcohol gene finds monkeys who get drunk, start fights and consume as much as they can until passing out
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(71)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
S. Korea wastes more food than N. Korea produces
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(54)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
SI says Jayson Williams tried to put victim's prints on the gun
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Irishman
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers need field trip ideas. Junior and Senior class. Must have something to do with technology. Leave ideas in the comments
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(102)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
New drug prevents liver damage from alcohol
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Customs agents find more than two tons of marijuana hidden in container of yams
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(86)
 
(CSnews.com)
 
 
 
South Carolina lawmakers consider state constitutional amendment for the right to hunt and fish
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge to Columbine parents: Video game companies did not shoot your kids
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(178)
 
(LJWorld.com)
 
 
 
Guy leaves his 49 cent turtle with parents for 40 years, sets record for oldest Slider turtle
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(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ireland to vote on whether to further tighten laws against abortion even though current laws effectively ban it.
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(225)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood still out of ideas: Fox to revive "Lost in Space," "The Time Tunnel," "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" and "Land of the Giants."
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cincinnati hates Elvis, he leaves the building.
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(37)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Baghdad to bid for 2012 olympics
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(118)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Hole in one: 68-year-old golfer falls into abandoned well, is rescued 6 hours later
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(47)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
3 dozen people sue McDonald's over hot drinks
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(137)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Porche introduces its new SUV
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(201)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study shows that family planning clinics increase number of teen pregnancies.
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(200)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Gonorrhea leveling off in U.S. -- except for a few cities like Jacksonville and Birmingham
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jaguars kill zoo employee
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(69)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Urine tests may reveal al Qaeda's nuclear secrets
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(143)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Treasury Secretary O'Neill: there was no Recession in 2001
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(144)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkFest LA Apr 12-14
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(81)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
ABC adds underwear to Bond girl in Diamonds are Forever. Still airing several murders per night.
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(89)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
PETA may have it's charitable status revoked and have to pay taxes.
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(180)
 
(clarionledger.com)
 
 
 
Mississippi Governor signs proclaimation for "Spirit of America Day". Doesn't realize that by 'spirit' it means 'guys in white hoods'.
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(93)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fax containing details of Queen Elizabeth's Australian tour accidentally sent to a McDonalds in Brisbane
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
D.C. is a hotbed of public nakedness
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sen. Daschle's largest campaign contributor is a Caribbean money launderer.
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Some U.S. Marines chatting
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(112)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Actress Anne Heche gives birth to baby boy in LA. Fb- is the father
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(43)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Slashdot, FT.com, Geoshitties to start charging for services.
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(43)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Priest visiting NYC says he can levitate, heal the sick, be in two places at once, knows the future, and has the stigmata.
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British army allows recruits to bring their lady to the barracks for the night
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Extremely rare monkey found running with pack of stray dogs
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(47)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
US war commander Gen. Tommy Franks referred to the ongoing conflict in Vietnam yesterday
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(86)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amy Fisher may sue parole board for putting the kibosh on her boxing match with Tonya Harding.
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(22)
 
(New York Metro)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has credit-card problems
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Had batteries advanced at the pace of the computer processor, 'a double-A cell would contain more energy than a tactical nuke.'"
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(30)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Kings as they behold the holy Ball
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(109)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Make a caption for this picture
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists may have created nuclear fusion using tiny bubbles; Don Ho surrenders
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(61)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
What's so bad about muslim heaven?
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(118)
 
(Nene)
 
 
 
Really cool fantasy art
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(42)
 
(NORML)
 
 
 
Helpful guide to marijuana laws
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
The story behind the morning stiffy
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The twins from The Man Show (safe for work)
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(62)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rev. Al Sharpton
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian mail order bride site
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(127)
 


Mon March 04, 2002
(sportingnews)
 
 
 
Fark Fantasy Baseball. Division name is Fark. Password is fark
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Economy on rebound, doesn't want to rush into relationship
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New book reveals that Clinton was actually a good president, relatively speaking.
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Actor Roger Moore to "play" an older homesexual male in upcoming film
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MIT students create cute Borg teddy bear in desperate attempt to get women.
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How Ebola kills you. Has nothing to do with country music.
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Another Muslim country moves to stop things before Israel really spanks Palestinians
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DA plans to eliminate gangs. Plans to find Jimmy Hoffa and the Yeti next.
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Famous animals like Enos first monkey in space and Jumbo the elephant will tell their own stories in films by producer of Queer as Folk
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Serial killers created by poor lighting.
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Physics behind football tackles determines it is painful
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Microsoft to push Windows for use in cars, giving entirely new meaning to "blue screen of death"
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Wealthy Wall Street banker shocked that mail-order Russian bride only wanted his money and citizenship.
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Nude Student campaign tossed (with pic)
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The Daily Show report subjects don't know they are being made fun of
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Orbital mind control lasers erase all memory of Congressional hearings on Shadow Government
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Facts and pics about the MH-47E Chinook Helicopter
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Some wacky Census facts to liven up your Monday
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FDA approves Fungus Meat
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Hong Kong's economic woes are causing sex-related problems for its citizens
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Amy Weber (just landed a role on Son of the Beach) (safe for work)
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Bruce Willis swears off any more action movies, along with what remains of his career
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Plane passengers vote on whether to land or not when engine bursts into flames
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Congress was not advised of shadow government. Apparently there is no shadow congress
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New Strong Bad email
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NASCAR fails to communicate 15-second penalty against winner--Marlin Wins
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Your tap water is full of drugs
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Tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of John Belushi's passing
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Elusive 'ghost dog' finally caught in Mesa
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(Chart Attack)
 
 
 
Duran Duran to release 12-CD box set. Why, God, WHY?
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(Undercover)
 
 
 
When shoplifting and making your escape, look to the left and the right before running into traffic lanes.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tonya Harding will now face Paula Jones
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Condit to Profit from Chandra Levy's Death with Lucrative Book deal.
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(40)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Couple Claims To Own Ground Zero Flag
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Attention Euro-Farkers: Ten-Euro note will make you impotent
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Xbox scratches your game discs and DVDs. Microsoft says it's your own fault
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Are there any hollywood-type Farkers capable of producing a Fark TV show? If so email Drew@Fark.com
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Jello Biafra: "Whenever there's a Bush in office, many people die"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. helicopter shot down in combat in Eastern Afghanistan
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Search Engine Keywords: you search for it, they supply it. (Not safe for work)
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(news&observer)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney replaces Tyson-Lewis fight in Vegas. No word on his left jab.
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Stupid people duct tape lamb to school, spray paint it, leave it overnight; lamb now fine and back to chewing watches
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(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Plans under way to open first legal red-light district in Scotland
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Mystery of the universe answered: Why dogs hump people's legs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Interstate 81 in PA shut down by flaming broccoli.
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Farkman #3 is out
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Weeners
 
Paul Walker - Hottie from "Fast and the Furious"
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Crazy-ass Cheerios guy.
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bull's Ball Pie just like mother used to make.
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The Beautiful Women of Chess
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Exotic hunk Oded Fehr
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