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Sun March 03, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tips from "Hungry Man" Charles Hardy on how to win eating contests
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Mpls/St.Paul Tribune)
 
 
 
America's new kick ass bomb.
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Pez
source: collectingpez.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man stuck in garbage chute while trying to retrieve sweater is rescued. Wife intends to trash sweater next week in attempt to get rid of them both for good.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Llama for sale, cheap
source: casta-lata-llamas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Dull Men's Club)
 
 
 
Watching ice melt and other examples of "safe excitement"
source: dullmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(NorthJersey.com)
 
 
 
Real life bounty hunters. And you thought Cowboy Bebop was cool.
source: bergenrecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(BigSpike)
 
Boobies
 
Site with links to 201 FREE Boobies site. Listed as equal airtime to oppose lame paysite listings
source: scanlinks.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(dvdfile.com)
 
 
 
Schoolhouse Rock coming to DVD.
source: dvdfile.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's girlfriend
source: mediaservice.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every Farkers soulmate Tourette's Syndrome Barbie
source: rock1053.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Swiss, down to their last few tons of Nazi gold, decide to join the UN
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boy genius' mother admits she faked his tests
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Political Compass quiz, how left or right wing are you?
source: 64.224.73.234   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The fine art of scalp...er...non-traditional ticket reallocation
source: business2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buy a pound of dilitant compound (silly putty) for 21 bucks.
source: home.earthlink.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More Highlander. Lambert signs on for fifth movie
source: geocities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unexpected benefit of global warming: opening the North-West Passage
source: observer.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Experts warn that boodshed at Hellraiser's Ball was just the beginning of bloody new biker war.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
Just What We Need Dept.: Moderate quake rattles India, Pakistan, Afghanistan
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman runs for student body VP by showing them her "student body"
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Insane Cheerios guy...
source: cockeyed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Orioles stretching
source: a188.g.akamaitech.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Some Chick)
 
Weeners
 
Better than Toby Maguire - MAXIMUS.
source: maximumcrowe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Stripping for America (not safe for work)
source: ericawebb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oxford plans to clone extinct dodo bird. The Red Queen rejoices.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Olympic freestyle skier Jeremy Bloom's tough choice: Play college football or cash in on Olympic endorsement deals.
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Secret Service in bar-room brawl after insulting local woman.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Gabe's Bro.)
 
 
 
Power Rangers Excercise video Now fat kids everywhere can get in shape...Power Rangers Style.
source: flamedrakken.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy named Ron)
 
 
 
You know that Lost Ark? Seems a guy named Ron found it in 1982.
source: ren.netconnect.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(3dLabs)
 
 
 
Video card with 416 MB of RAM
source: 3dlabs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Catholic priest in Philippines decides he's not taking any more crap, now carries a .45
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The driving force behind advances in mobile communications is the sex industry.
source: observer.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(News & Observer)
 
 
 
High tech VP sucks helium, talks funny then dies
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sword-wielding reference librarian
source: faculty.washington.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Kid dares other to eat only Peanut Butter and Frosting for 7 days; He did, and friend has to spend two days in Home Depot; full story and pics
source: blueberryjohnsons.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(gainesvillesun)
 
 
 
There can be only ONE.... man shot and killed as he attacks a Deputy with a sword.
source: gainesvillesun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Through billions and billions of miles, NASA contacts Pioneer 10
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Travis)
 
Boobies
 
"Asian sirens" (not safe for work)
source: sunghi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 


Sat March 02, 2002
(Daily Soccer)
 
 
 
Nigerian soccer team gets victory bonus: one goat per player, and a cow for the coach
source: dailysoccer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
The Official Weird Al Yankovic Site
source: weirdal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gene therapy "mouthwash" might treat cancer
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Chinese version of 'Friends' in works
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tsunami strikes are imminent.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(DPPH)
 
Boobies
 
Every playboy centerfold from 1960 to 2000.. (not safe for work)
source: grapeshot.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(253)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
Weeners
 
For the Farkettes: Tons of Info and Pictures of Tobey Maguire. mmm
source: tobeyonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Sub)
 
 
 
Stickfas: Cool little action figure guys
source: stikfas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
it's farker nietzsche's 20th birthday today.
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Bronze toned beauties from blonde to brunette. Not safe for work. Popups
source: playmates.maeva.ch   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Democrats pushing socialized medicine again
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(279)
 
(VH1.com)
 
 
 
Watch puppies watching videos on VH1.
source: vh1.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood to remake Seven Samurai
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New game coming out for the PS2 that will simulate the sensory mixing effects of being on acid as part of the game
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman saves stranger's dog with mouth-to-snout resuscitation after it jumps out of moving pick-up truck with leash on.
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Rassleholic turned 21 years old today. Please help get him drunk.
source: paypal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Sci-Fi Channel)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi Channel to air widescreen director's cut of "Bladerunner."
source: scifi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA pilot thanks the lord he racked up a million points on ASTEROIDS. Galileo dodges moon by only 63 miles.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Library of classic TV themes, cartoon songs, and TV commercial audio to download
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(The Bikini Hut)
 
Boobies
 
Sometimes women can be sexier with (some of) their clothes on
source: thebikinihut.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bootsy Collins at the Grammys
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(BBDN)
 
 
 
It's not SA, it's Brice Beckham Dot Net
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(kvue.com)
 
 
 
Small plane crashes near RelaximusPrime's apartment. "High impact crash, no survivors" (I have video, of the press conference near crash, someone help me post it.)
source: kvue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop thise cops and PETA Kitty
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
How to build a transformer
source: homepage.ntlworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(via Slashdot)
 
 
 
Make your own Gauss rifle
source: scitoys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Controversy threatens to rip the world of garden gnomes apart as company breaks tradition and makes female gnome.
source: thetimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Probe detects ice on Mars.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Drew in "jail" for charity
source: img.fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
State Department creates a new high-level job especially for Dick Cheney's daugher.
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(ICv2.com)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network plans Herculoids, Dyno-Mutt and Thundarr action figures. Soon Gleep & Gloop can be yours.
source: icv2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Daschle refuses to apologize for giving comfort to the enemy. Liberal media says nothing
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera is really Dee Snider from Twisted Sister
source: deeischristina.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(RedSox.com)
 
 
 
New Red Sox owner John Henry playing with his balls
source: boston.redsox.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Sky Watch)
 
 
 
Weird radar rings happening everywhere. Even Kentucky. (Fark would be on the west side of that ring)
source: skywatch.iwarp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Google)
 
Weeners
 
Another female Farker's favorite hunk: Orlando Bloom
source: full-bloom.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Google)
 
Weeners
 
Orlando Bloom pictures and tons of wallpapers
source: orlando.glisten.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 


Fri March 01, 2002
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Redneck trucker uses semi in barfight, entire bar loses.
source: pjstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official: Arkansas buys out coach's contract
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
What would jesus surf?
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Union Tribune)
 
 
 
Our vice president is protected by a couple of rowdy drunks
source: uniontribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New tapes of 1972 conversation between Nixon and Billy Graham discussing the Jewish media conspiracy
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Baghdad Black)
 
 
 
Photoshop three Berkeley dudes who had their Sex-ed class cancelled.
source: cafe.berkeley.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Excite)
 
NewsFlash
 
Package with toxic substances sent to Tony Blair, Scottish legislator.
source: apnews.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(TMC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shuttle Columbia Suffers Cooling Failure
source: themilwaukeechannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(FHM)
 
 
 
Lets make some more FHM logos
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lady discovers her husband is actually a woman after three months of marriage
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
A woman's purse reveals her true personality
source: womencentral.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Enron ethics manual enshrined in Smithsonian
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to cut off husband's wang, flees country, calls husband & asks for $6000
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Top EPA official resigns; says White House undermining enforcement efforts
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(health.org)
 
 
 
Signs your freind may be using marijuana: Acting silly for no apparent reason. This and other federally-funded marijuana "facts"
source: health.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(303)
 
(ew.com)
 
 
 
Fox trying to put together reunion special for "Three's Company."
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Caption everybody's favorite intern
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Going for the hat-trick: Letterman may move to ABC
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sheriff's Office finds drugs, guns, frozen dogs. Frozen dogs?
source: staugustine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(philstar.com)
 
 
 
Skulls found in Bohol not Cyclops after all. Who could've guessed?
source: philstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Ravaging assault on U.S. patriotism
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(350)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cold war fallout may have cause 15,000 cancer deaths in the US
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote for Wil Wheaton in FHM's top 100 sexiest women of 2002. Update: FHM is playing along with us, check out the banner now
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(719)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
After making appointment to renew license, 101 year old wrecks. Still plans to pursue license next week: 'If I live that long'
source: gopbi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(NCBuy.com)
 
 
 
Taco Bell in trouble for creating fake magazine reviews
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Runs in the family: Hockey Dad's brother goes nuts at Best Buy, assaults clerk.
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
Man steals rocks from construction site. Says its ok because he paid his taxes.
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Phillip asks Aboriginal leader "Do you still throw spears at each other?"
source: skynews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
27 college dropouts among 497 billionaires in the world.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Gennifer Flowers says that Hillary is becoming 'Hitler-esque', at fault for Flowers' failure to get acting jobs
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alcohol abuse conference loses electricity thanks to drunken hunters.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Picture of Coach Pitino checking out Farker Flyinglemur's Unit
source: sportsmed.starwave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Enron's Code of Ethics booklet
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man in crowd holds sign asking girlfriend to marry him at Olympics. Girlfriend says yes, he says, 'oh, I just wanted to be on TV, not actually marry you'
source: jerkoftheweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(NCBuy.com)
 
 
 
Britney Spears to use ass-boosting pantyhose.
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Hemp TV)
 
 
 
RealVideo Pro-Marijuana US Propaganda from 1943
source: crrh.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US shadow government in full operation
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Project Insomnia)
 
 
 
Now that morpheus is farked, learn how to install Grokster without spyware
source: project-insomnia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man steals rare monkey to get crack
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thanks to all who donated to the MDA to get Drew out of jail. You raised $1046.17. Drew still has to go to jail for an hour this morning
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Pittsburgh Live)
 
 
 
Lemieux done for rest of season
source: pittsburghlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
A story of efficient german love, told in flash
source: emrlifts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(ILoveBacon)
 
 
 
Engagement ring was supposed to "Shut her up"
source: ilovebacon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Wayne State University)
 
 
 
Followup to "Islam Sucks". Writer explains self.
source: southend.wayne.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(332)
 
(Dotcom Scoop)
 
 
 
Excite@Home officially dies, relive all the pain
source: dotcomscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's dog trying to catch a frisbee
source: mediaservice.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Use this link to tell MNF hiring John Madden is the stupidest thing they've ever done.
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Another psychotic Animutation for your viewing pleasure: Jesus H. Christ
source: newgrounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Wayne State University)
 
 
 
Islam Sucks..A very strange editorial printed in Farker's college paper.
source: southend.wayne.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Artbell.com)
 
 
 
Man offers $250,000 if you can prove evolution.
source: drdino.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(414)
 
(Google)
 
Weeners
 
Lots of pictures and vidcaps of Vin Diesel. Safe for work?
source: vindieselfanclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Nemesis will star Ron Pearlman (with spoilers)
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 


Thu February 28, 2002
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Theme: Alien response to the Pioneer 10 'We're here' plaque.
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(ajc)
 
 
 
Coach Bobby Knight yelling at someone
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CBS asked not to show graphic footage in upcoming "9/11" documentary even though there isn't any
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
"Iritable male syndrome" causes men to be assholes
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
New Timex watch can buy gas, burgers
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Philstar.com)
 
 
 
Cyclops Skulls found in Bohol, Bukidnon, and Agusan
source: philstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Drews Brew)
 
 
 
Mmmmm Beer
source: drewsbrew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Oy Vey. Krispy Kreme to open kosher store.
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Air India jetliner has landed & is being led to the middle of nowhere (live on MSNBC)
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iowa considers law making English official state language. Protesters say that ain't right.
source: theiowachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientests can clone you, but your clone will be a lard ass.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
California wants to tax sugary soda because kids are fat blobs
source: ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Attack of the Clones script review. Mostly spoiler free, no major details given away
source: aint-it-cool-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Explanation of diagram sent out with Pioneer 10 spacecraft
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Student granted lifetime supply of Arby's curly fries
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bucket of pecans blamed for house fire
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man on flight to JFK may be on FBI's terrorist watch list
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Breast-baring ex-stripper mayor says she smokes pot
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
Boobies
 
Cops urge women in bar to show boobies - women comply, cops get off (safe for work)
source: springfieldnews-leader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton, John Schneider, and HP Lovecraft run through the meat grinder of Mexican cinema
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ricn.ru)
 
 
 
Russian web-design company gets paid with spy satellite in freak transaction
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(24)
 
(boston.com)
 
 
 
Dan Duquette fired. Red Sox still won't win the World Series.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
NYPD officers who sodomized prisoner with broomstick get convictions overturned. Yes, even the guy who confessed.
source: dailynews.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(E!)
 
 
 
Grammy Red Carpet Pics. Who the hell dresses these people?
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew is going to jail tomorrow for the MDA, needs bail money so he can get out and update Fark in the morning. $825.71 so far
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(69)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Legislators say code of ethics is too strong
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(17)
 
(Pitchform Media)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash to cover Nine Inch Nails on forthcoming album (third story down)
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(64)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Even though USA saved Kuwait, 41 percent of Kuwaitis still think USA sucks.
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
"Wild party girl" nets 5 million from video company that boozed her up and held wet t-shirt contest
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Bush Sr. apologizes to northern California for calling John Walker Lindh "some misguided Marin County hot-tubber."
source: nando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Former Hooters girl may be campaigning illegally for FL House Speaker
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(48)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Grade inflation? Middle school defends having most of its kids on honor roll
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Music Industry has spent $4B on secure digital music downloads. Has made $1M of that back.
source: billboard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(KOTV.com)
 
 
 
Man tries to make change for $1,000,000 dollar bill.
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(34)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Tight, red sweater makes Clinton intern applicant stand out among those rejected in undercover media test
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New short film from Kevin Smith. Randall and Dante ask, "Where are the Flying Cars?"
source: asiarock.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bad mouthing the Detroit Lions could lose you your season tickets. Not that it's any great loss
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(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dog brings master smoking grenade
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football tries to win back 'stupid' demographic; all but fires Miller, hires Madden
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(122)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
T-Rex couldn't run fast after all
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Extraterrestrials helped Johann Muehlegg win three gold medals in cross country skiing
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Insult someone like a literary master (repeat from 2-28-2001)
source: pangloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blow-up dolls join Colombia's army
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Dell refuses to sell laptop to gun customizer
source: finance.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(244)
 
(Some Law)
 
 
 
Attention Texans: you can only own 5 dildos or you're breaking the law (Sub 43.23 2f)
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(104)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Authorities find massive assassination plot in Montana
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(242)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tonya Harding and Amy Fisher to box on Fox; odds-makers scratching heads.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Electric train once used to deliver bonuses to top Enron executives auctioned off.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi officials to meet to devise ways to overthrow Saddam Hussein. Remember the good ol' days when this was a secret from the people?
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(27)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Sir, your inflatable eagle is illegal. And you're fat."
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Weapon of Choice" wins Grammy for Video of the Year
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Bomis)
 
 
 
Bomis reporting Jennifer Love Hewitt will be in August Playboy (site not entirely safe for work)
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Enron Field to be renamed Astros Field. "Lying, cheating, stock-manipulating, greedy bastards field" wouldn't fit on a marquee.
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Those idiots waiting in line to see the next Star Wars have lost their loser title to these parents.
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(57)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Protesters are funny
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(122)
 
(ufocatcher.com)
 
 
 
Domo-kun now available with cute little outfits
source: ufocatcher.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
From the 'It couldn't happen to a nicer guy' department: Israelis wrap pigskin around the bodies of dead Palestinean terrorists to deprive them of paradise
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(326)
 
(Some Chick)
 
Weeners
 
How to become a male model including *sweet* photo for the Farkettes (very slightly not safe for work)
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(85)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
The 9 types of tech support callers
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coach who unleashed unsubstantiated racist tirade to be rewarded with $3 million buyout
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watch "Domokun's Terror on Campus", the apex of indie film
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(63)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Closed misinformation office employees keep showing up for work.
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(29)
 


Wed February 27, 2002
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farkers Tentimesone and DarthPhunk at Adobe's Seattle office
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(217)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Turkey abolishes virginity test for girls attending high school. Turkish boys rejoice.
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stupid Human tricks
source: voiceone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Flame grilled - "Hippie" firewalkers were KFC managers.
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
Weeners
 
Police are udderly amazed that a penis found in Nebraska wasn't a penis after all.
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker caught on fence sneaking out of college stadium
source: muda.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Election reformed stalled by, who else, elected officials
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US Government takes first step toward destroying Fark
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jersey omitted from stamp collection commemorating 50 states.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(BartCop)
 
 
 
Lies debunked about Clinton, Enron, and Ken Lay connection. Hordes of print media tycoons issues retractions.
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(134)
 
(Thy Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hippie firewalkers learn that fire is hot. 20 sent to hospital with foot burns.
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(washtimes.com)
 
 
 
Illinois still hasn't received a 2000 tax form from Jesse Jackson's Rainbow/PUSH organization
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(clarionledger.com)
 
 
 
7 year-old lights homework on fire. Homework lights bedroom on fire.
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(38)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Theme contest, who *should* have been chosen for the Wheaties box?
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(262)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DNA samples wanted from Osama's family, let's hope these aren't the cloning scientists
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oddtodd.com Creator... Sued by Dept of labor for collecting benefits while working (on his site)
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(The Birthday Girl)
 
 
 
Farkette Alexandra is 29 today. Feel free to leave your condolences on her message board.
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(96)
 
(WTAE News)
 
 
 
Judge thrown out of restaurant after removing pants
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Jayson Williams appeared in gun safety ads
source: nando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Wisconsin governor caught on TV calling reporter 'dumb son of a bitch'
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Bram Stoker's original Dracula manuscript, with alternate ending and 120 deleted pages, on auction for $1-2 million.
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(46)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Full moon tonight will be brightest of year
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Mr. Potato Head turns 50 today.
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Oslo Moose goes berserk
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(59)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California candidate legally changes middle name so he reads "John Lower Taxes Loew" on ballot
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
Georgia shuts down interstates after less than one inch of snow
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Tyson-Lewis may be in... get this... West Virginia
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(51)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Obi-Wan McGregor makes his opinions on the subject of Puerto Rican polar bears known to the US government
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(87)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
The Orion Nebula (difficulty = hard)
source: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pharmacist pleads guilty to diluting chemotherapy drugs with salt water.
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
Boobies
 
Hot Vulcan love coming to a TV near you (safe for work)
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Heinz adding 3 more colors of ketchup
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky college beauty pageant turns into catfight over 'talent' of roping a stuffed pig.
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bush wants to spend $300 million to encourage single mothers to get off wellfare by getting married. Doesn't matter to whom
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(320)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Teen drinking report flawed, based on flimsy "we pulled the number out of our asses" statistical method
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Fans want to clone Elvis from lock of the King's hair.
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pakistan to hand over Pearl killers to US for trial
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan's season over due to injury
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Mother sues Nintendo for killing her son with a N64. Thirty year old son played 8 hours a day, 6 days a week
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Regulators investigate Clear Channel for not playing enough Britney Spears
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man breaks into own car. While on interstate. While it is being stolen.
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Rejected Masters of the Universe characters (not really safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
Toilet Paper that lives up to its name
source: shitbegone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
O'Reilly of Fox News vs. Michael Moore of Flint Michigan go ten rounds. Moore wins by technical knockout
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(Lek)
 
Boobies
 
Wonderful, wonderful Norwegian boobies (not safe for work)
source: lek.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The various boobage of various ladies in various places (not safe for work)
source: bobblers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some science site)
 
 
 
Forget Phobos. The Death Star is orbiting Saturn.
source: seds.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
How many atrocities does it take to get into USA Today? (Fark has been in twice)
source: theonion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York ponders selling the Brooklyn bridge
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(IHTonline)
 
 
 
Robots with energy guns to replace U.S. Army armored vehicles
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Get your scuba gear together: 17th century shipwreck found off Gibraltar may hold �2.5bn of gold.
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(44)
 
(Dark-America)
 
 
 
Farker Cyberpunk gets early look at KMFDM's new album
source: dark-america.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 


Tue February 26, 2002
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Toddlers found home alone, drinking vodka. Mixed it with formula to make "Little White Russians." Fb- is the father
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld's closing misinformation office. Are we being misinformed?
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dead, famous show up on woman's caller ID
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man steals car, runs from police, runs out of gas. Asks to be able to finish his beer before being arrested.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
The City of Gold "El Dorado" was found back in the 16th century
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arkansas head coach refers to himself in 3rd person numerous times while ranting and raving
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Journal Star)
 
 
 
Bill (LB1306) proposed to re-create 5 mile buffer zone around reservation from alcohol retailers. Native Americans will have to drive or walk drunk 15 miles to nearest town to buy booze.
source: journalstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man says woman slipped him a micky, brought him back to hotel and had her way with him
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(ScienceDaily)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence now being used to look up your ass
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Gentleman, light your BBQ's - PETA could be deemed terrorist organization
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(428)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saudi Crown Prince says Arabs need to get their sh*t together
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Bush boozing it up.
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(253)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Eisenhower claimed Mars moon Phobos was giant spaceship
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(The Jersey Journal)
 
 
 
"Sorry, I don't have any ID on me but how about this crack pipe?" plus two bonus police blotter stories about drunks making asses of themselves
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Wonderbra Makes Chocolate Bra (with pic)
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Surgeon drills into woman's head in the wrong spot - "I needed that like another hole in my head" says patient
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Juror sent to jail for a week for going on vacation during deliberations
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Inventor of Voice Mail Dies: Press 1 for Information About Funeral
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe thows temper tantrum and threatens TV exec for pulling the plug on his poetry reading
source: thisislondon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Looks like every pic of Anna Kournikova in existence, starting with the not safe for work ones
source: vittorio.hypermart.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew is going to jail for the MDA
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arab software company makes new game where players kill Israelis with rocks; claim it's a non-violent game because Israelis are servants of Satan, and not really human.
source: underash.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(321)
 
(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Elderly couple scammed by psychic. Psychic said she needed Cadillac to pray in.
source: gopbi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Olympic security plan for Cheney left in souvenir shop
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
240 lb woman not allowed to teach Jazzercise
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(237)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Underage drinking accounts for 25% of all alcohol consumed
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Something else to worry about: Mega-Tsunami
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(TPC)
 
 
 
High school coach suspended for biting head off live bird
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
Dwarf tossing suit to be short lived.
source: news.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
Canadian speech writer who coined phrase "Axis of Evil" getting the axe.
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman became suspicious of doctor who felt her breasts during office visit for a sore throat.
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(WESH TV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Fugitive cow finally captured in Cincinnati
source: newschannel2000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Men and women are equally jealous of infidelity
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President Bush doing something
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(mostbeautifulman.com)
 
Weeners
 
Farkettes--feeling ignored? Check out the models here.
source: mostbeautifulman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mexico to unite with the United States and Bush is incahoots with the Trilateral Commission to create a World Government headed by the UN
source: newswithviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(IranMania News)
 
 
 
President Bush has "sparrow's brain in a dinosaur's head"
source: iranmania.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Monkey Island - The Director's Cut (flash parody movie)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Armed robber runs away from restaurant empty-handed after staff pelts him with chicken drumsticks.
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop customer at McDonalds snowmobile drive-through. "One heart-attack in a bag, please"
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Raising a Jedi apprentice is harder than you think
source: thetoque.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Communism is alive and well in the US under the name of 'Political Correctness'
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Eskimos!)
 
 
 
Funky Microwave Experiments
source: eskimo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Want to be a highly trained killing machine? The SAS is starting unprecedented recruiting drive.
source: thetimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
New virus circulating that sells your soul to Satan. Probably redundant for most Microsoft Outlook users.
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Princess Leia-style holograms can be yours...for a mere $45k.
source: actuality-systems.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The U.S. wasn't founded by Christians but by Deists. A breakdown of our Founding Fathers.
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(256)
 
(Corporate Mofo)
 
Boobies
 
Corporate Mofo infiltrates Nerve.com party, Boobies ensue.
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Russian athletes pose nude + pics
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(37)
 


Mon February 25, 2002
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Riot occurs in SLC after Bud World closes early
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(60)
 
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Jayson Williams manslaughter documents
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Jayson Williams turned himself in
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Former NBA star Jayson Williams may turn himself in for manslaughter
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FBI reports to have anthrax suspect in custody
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Barfing air traffic controller forces closure of 400-mile flight corridor because nobody wanted to take his place
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Food Lion grocery customers win class action lawsuit, 28 cents per person after attorney fees
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UK navy chopper pilot in trouble for having sex with cadet on board carrier for "familiarisation training" in back of his chopper.
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New electronic skis wont let you go faster than the speed limit
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Scientists working to create the mother of all stink bombs for use against rioters and protesters.
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New automatic taxi transport in the works
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Farkman: episode 2
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Amtrak runs out of steam, now slated to be privatized. Pork-barrel politicians cry foul
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Gotta buy 'em all: It's a Baby Jesus blowout sale.
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Afghanistan's national sport: Buzkashi. (Also known as Hairy Men on Horses Dragging a Beheaded Goat All Over the Place.)
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Freaky German rainbow colored chicks.... France surrenders.
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Rival biker gangs at "Hellraiser Ball" swap bullets and go at it with knives.
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becoming a cyborg just got easier
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In memorium to Chuck Jones (1913-2002) here are some great audio quotes and cells from his cartoons.
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Dr. Atkins admits diet started as a joke
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