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Sun February 24, 2002
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada kicks U.S. Butt.
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(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Canada wins men's hockey gold
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
World's first McDonald's snowmobile drive-through opens in Sweden
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(Stuffmagazine.com)
 
 
 
UNC Chapel Hill hottie wins $5k from Stuff Magazine
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(Google)
 
 
 
1001 Things to do with Liquid Nitrogen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lord of the rings wins 5 baftas including best picture and director
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(startribune)
 
 
 
Woman sues Nintendo for death of son
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(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Makers of Guiness Trying to Make a Faster Pouring Pint of Plain
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(some girl)
 
Boobies
 
The patriotic bikini page. Complete with annoying MIDI
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uk considering making all roads toll roads via GPS tracking - this better not catch on
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(via Blues News)
 
 
 
Scotty was here: Transparent aluminum created
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Site shows where auroras shine (do da, do da)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wake Forest calls a timeout when they have none left, Maryland wins on resulting free throws. Duke Sucks.
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK curler who won gold celebrated by lifting nookie ban on husband.
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(Spiffy Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy on a John Deere
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox fans think finding Babe Ruth's piano will end curse
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(SJ Mercury News)
 
 
 
California backs self into corner on electricity, promises to pay anything to get out, welshes on deal once free
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Electric waves in Tokyo result in high percentage of female babies
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(Ha'aretz)
 
 
 
Israel to use Patriot missiles to shoot down hijacked planes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taiwan monks glad to be given finger
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Air Force adopts "Let's Roll" logo
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(randysweb.com/weird)
 
 
 
Launching stuff with liquid nitrogen.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California Supreme Court overturns "Son of Sam" law. Criminals now get to sell their stories for big bucks.
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
France puts Scientology on trial while planning their surrender
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
South Carolina is keeping samples of children's DNA. Copy Cat unavailable for comment.
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
FTC says that $29.95 + S&H tin foil radiation protector for your cell phone doesn't really work
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(Angelcities.com)
 
 
 
Recipes to make your own McDonald's burgers at home
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Sat February 23, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Media is asking one of 10 questions after all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Rocker will play maniac in a movie. Give that man an Oscar.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush wants knowledge of WTC out of public eye.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman falls in love, marries Berlin Wall
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aquarium discovers two 'gay' penguins
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Man saves American flag from burning home, then gets arrested for doing it
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spike Lee to direct Kmart ads for Olympic closing ceremonies
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Idiots want to bring legal action agaist Smirnoff Ice because it DOESN'T contain Vodka.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Report: Second WTC plane was traveling so fast experts surprised it didn't break up in air
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bush's folly: simple military errors helped Osama to get away
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(telegram.com)
 
 
 
State senator doesnt like the fact that his election money will have to be "clean"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China police arrest 47 Christians. Unconfirmed reports that officals are asking to borrow a few lions to feed.
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(Some Soda)
 
 
 
How many cans of Mountain Dew would it take to kill you?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man bilks a quarter million in biggest Ebay scam ever. Do dah
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looney Tunes legend Chuck Jones dies
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Holy crap, here we go again. Anthrax at Georgia army base?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shatner still telling trekkies to "get a life"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man goes into Georgia school, strikes girl with claw end of hammer
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(post-dispatch.com)
 
 
 
Involuntarily commited man to argue before court; says mental illness doesn't exist, just a way to do away with annoying people
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(Some Green Cloud)
 
 
 
A cultural history of the fart
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
If you purchased any Tropicana products at Sam's Club, its probably being recalled.
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Saddam working on a 'Hiroshima' sized Nuke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea calls Bush "Politically Backward Child." Lets nuke them anyway...
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US drops 24 year old pledge not to use nuclear weapons against non-nuclear states
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(newsobserver.com)
 
 
 
NC state legislator owes back taxes... supports agressive tax collection anyway.
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(wickedweasel)
 
Boobies
 
Holy Good God. The skimpiest, most transparent bikinis I've ever seen (not safe for work)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sarah Hughes dominates skating, Russians whine anyway, want gold medal
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Crane falls across interstate, crushing car and killing driver.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Experts say ethics in the workplace is declining. Is FARK responsibile?
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(www.newschannel8.net)
 
 
 
Man so tired of waiting in hospital waiting room decided to hang himself.
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(GB Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Teens learn leadership by smelling cow manure
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Olympic security
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(The One-Armed Cow)
 
 
 
Sting operation planned to nab desperate cow fugitive.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop whatever the hell is going on here
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Olympic scenes that MSNBC -didn't- broadcast.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hear a classic recording of former Orioles manager Earl Weaver cursing up a storm on live radio. (not safe for work)
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Ten Questions the Media Can't Answer
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Fri February 22, 2002
(Avault)
 
 
 
Tekken franchise to be made into a movie by a bunch of unknowns, thereby continuing the trend that every movie ever made about a video game will be guaranteed to suck ass
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Kangaroo scrotum purse perhaps the most over looked aniversary gift of all time
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Retired N.J. Cop Goes Postal, Kills Half His Neighbors
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(NewsDay)
 
 
 
Screw "Don't run with scissors". Don't run with Coffee Cups. When people said caffeine would kill you, I didn't know they were serious.
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(StarNews.com)
 
 
 
Acting Super of states largest prison loses keys...Yes, THOSE keys.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anthrax hoax trial results in acquittal; feel free to begin mailing baking soda again
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(Michigan State News)
 
 
 
Student organization boycotts "Kung Pow" because of dog-eating jokes. Everyone else boycotts "Kung Pow" because it looks farking terrible.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man stabbed by swordfish. Police say "We don't see this kind of thing very often."
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Survey proves fatherhood is bad for sex life, and it makes you fat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fan fiction. What, no rat-on-turtle action?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chocolate Beer has been around for a while. (Double Chocolate at that.)
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((Rochester Democrat and Chronicl)
 
 
 
19 year old attacks store clerk, leaves without purse or baby
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company produces 20,000 American flag pins with 11 (not 13) stripes. Eats 'em for $17,000.
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
81-Year-Old Woman Gets Arrested For Smuggling Ecstasy
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(Some Nutritionist)
 
 
 
Photoshop the food pyramid
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Listen up. Those voices in your head may be real.
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(RunBossieRun)
 
 
 
Steak on the break - Day 8. Cincinnati officials pooling their collective talents to corner "free range" cow.
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Dumbass Dad that let son drive car while wearing Rollerblades gives investigators tour of house, bong found - hilarity ensues
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(Some Legomaniac)
 
 
 
German dude has WAY too much Space Lego and free time.
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(The Brains Trust)
 
 
 
European cartographers find new country
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
If you were recently screwed over by BestBuy when you tried to order that large TV, add your info to this contact list.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush's "century and a half" comments factually valid.
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Global Crossing, Where's the press? Oh, that's right, the DNC's involved.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fun with camels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese zoo pretends a polar bear escaped, trampling ensues
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(nbc4.tv)
 
 
 
Reward-seeking purse finder dies from gunshot wound
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Ashcroft wants to ban internet porn. Prizes available if you can suggest any other uses for the internet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
National Slacker Day poll shows that Brits pretty much slack off everyday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everyone's worst fear is true: your parents probably still have sex.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark is looking for some commission-only sales folks so we can finally cover costs. If interested email resumes@fark.com
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British soccer players plead with Korea to stop eating cats and dogs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Whining treehuggers proved correct
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Beaver rates this year's best hockey fights.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Olsen Twins' recent direct-to-video screenwriter calls them "hot pieces of ass", wanted their flick to be much raunchier
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let Jesus (the monster truck) CrushYour Sins
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Recent flooding on Mars first credible evidence of Martian trailer parks
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Referee tries to screw Canadian womens hockey team, gives U.S. 11 powerplays, Canada wins 3-2 anyway.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits invent chocolate beer
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dyslexic banker named Robert awarded �95,000 because co-workers called him Trebor
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(corporations.org)
 
 
 
In 1983, 50 corporations controlled American media. Today: 6
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Ja. Viele deutsche boobies. Nicht Sicher F�r Work
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
10-year-old elementary student gets arrested for bringing Glock handgun to class after making threats to shoot classmates
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
No more Winter Olympics thanks to global warming
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: 2 TONS of pennies for only $10.95 (plus $8,002.95 shipping, do the math)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Bone and Beaver Lick Baptist Churches: Providing unintentional humor for Northern Kentucky since 1843
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
After exhaustive taxpayer-funded study, scientists discover that anxiety causes cats to become quarrelsome
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Environmentalists would save a lot more trees if they'd stop spamming people with direct mail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FARC territory
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Thu February 21, 2002
(The Record)
 
 
 
Leslie Nielsen made honourary West Virginian. Given medal and told to kill anyone who tries to take it from him.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pop singer Brandy is pregnant. Please give to the "Condoms for Fb-" pledge drive
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
More hottie felons
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Giambi sucks up to Yankees fans, implies West Coast fans are idiots
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
FBI reveals jailhouse snitch to other inmate's girlfriend. Informant wishes he still had teeth.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
President Bush nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
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(BBC)
 
 
 
School airbrushes girls pink hair brown in school photo, does nothing about her face.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Most men worse off now than 20 years ago
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(hypocrites.com)
 
 
 
President Bush claims that Japan and the US have been partners in peace for 150 years (with video)
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
US helicopter crashes in the Phillipines
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(Denver Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
WSJ journalist Daniel Pearl is dead
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Man feels bad for burning half of New Mexico
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(AP)
 
 
 
President Bush making a gesture
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Film critic Robert Ebert to have... ROBERT Ebert?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via baskingspot.com)
 
 
 
Womans chills live snake, tries to pass it off as a belt. airport security not amused.
source: theherald.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Enron created a fake trading room of people pretending to trade energy to impress Wall Street
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NATO sells top secret military CD in internet auction, wants it back
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Olympic scenes that MSNBC -didn't- broadcast.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Death threat e-mails to American speed skater wipe out USOC's mail server
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
South Korean wins, crowd boos, South Korean disqualified, American wins, crowd cheers, Italian pissed. It's like a damn soap opera
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man who fed co-workers ex-lax brownies was fired, and is now being sued by former co-worker for "pain and embarassment"
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(Daily Soccer)
 
 
 
Liverpool think they will escape the stadium from Hell
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Slot winner who died minutes after winning $10,000 at Atlantic City casino gets robbed during or after heart attack -- wife finds out days later about missing money
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(U of KY)
 
 
 
Ben Franklin & Thomas Jefferson studied "Big Bone Lick"
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(Stuff Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
SI Swimsuit model Petra Nemcova (safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out Kristanna Loken -- Schwarzenegger's new nemesis in T3
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian Space Agency: Lance Bass ain't flyin on our spacecraft. Screw him and N'Sync
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Robotic teddy bears are slowly killing off residents at Japanese retirement homes
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Those voices in your head may be real thanks to point-and-shoot speakers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to Yahoo, Yassir Arafat dyed his hair, got a facelift and a boob job (pic)
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(Pioneer Local)
 
 
 
HS basketball player makes last-second winning shot on own goal, scores. Team loses
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Engineering the impossible: three giant things people want to build (with video)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Towing companies don't just charge a fortune for moving your car, they also deal drugs and defraud insurance companies.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper puts on school play. Descibed as 'not your average school play'
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Man turns boss into pepper soup
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Dumbass bribes 20 year old "security screener" to bring pot on plane. Both busted.
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Professor concludes Britney lip-synchs all her concerts
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(Lebanon Enterprise)
 
 
 
The Fark state's State Troopers set up roadblocks to distribute candy to people who aren't wearing seatbelts
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man claims the word "stop" is too vague, challenges constitutional right of stop sign to exist.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Royals Shortstop really older than he told them originally, and so are about 10 other players.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aliens will arrive at Olympics between noon and five pm today, will whine until they get gold in something
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker MyStIcMaRa turns 21 today
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Study finds that Mormons use more antidepressants than any other group in the US
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Satan will arrive in the form of a UPC code or something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Survey Says: Sex as important as (if not more than) diet and exercise.
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Snowboarders vs. skier: Vail skier gets in confrontation with snowboarders. They beat the crap out of him.
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(PETA)
 
 
 
PETA activists run into deer with car, launch lawsuit over it.
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(ajc)
 
 
 
Why the South is stupid: Georgia schools get passing grade if only 30% of students pass exams.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
ABC to show wartime "reality" show despite protests and controversy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Traffic signal workmen in SLC
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(Orlando Sentinal)
 
 
 
Olympians fighting junk food craving urges
source: orlandosentinal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Vet sticks arm down Komodo Dragon's throat to retrieve little girl's stuffed bunny (with gross pic)
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bomb sniffing dogs trained to keep the world safe from gumbo. Airport evacuated
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
China says: yeah terroists suck, but were still gonna give them weapons
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fairfield Weekly)
 
 
 
Pro Scrabble championship: The movie?
source: newmassmedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stealth Cow)
 
 
 
Beef on the run - Day 7. Cincinnati mayor offers key to the city to escaped cow.
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(courier-journal.com)
 
 
 
Kentucky teacher's aide gives out heart-shaped treats to kids for Valentine's. Heart-shaped cat treats, that is.
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(Rushlimbaugh)
 
 
 
Bush is smarter than Clinton, pictures don't lie
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Microsoft's new version of Media Player compiles a list of everything you watch and play.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(bob from accounting)
 
 
 
Meg Ryan's stalker and Dennis Quaid grab a beer, discuss 'the bitch who ruined our lives'
source: bobfromaccounting.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Mistakes by President Bush partly responsible for 9/11 Pentagon disaster
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Dangerously Stupid Products Found At 99-Cent Stores
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Performance artist dresses up as a Lobster and speaks to no one for 3 months
source: pittnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via Allen Wrench)
 
 
 
Caption this devil
source: killallenwrench.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cow-abunga)
 
 
 
Cow on the loose - Day 6. Spotted by news chopper and they still can't catch her. (with video)
source: channelcincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Pentagon says, "We Won't Lie"
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Nolan Curtis - bitter tech support advisor. Probably related to Drew somehow.
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
France repatriating pickled remains of woman with enlarged buttocks and genitalia who was displayed in Paris freakshow for 200 years.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Casting call for the "Skategate" movie
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(http://ricn.ru)
 
Boobies
 
Russia's skier Yulia Chepalova - Salt Lake City Olympics gold medal winner - topless (not safe for work)
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(Ludd)
 
 
 
List of porn titles based on real movies
source: vybr8r.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quiz: Is this cartoon which is captioned - "Information from the USA." Uncle Sam broadcasts, while truth stands on her head - from the Nazi's or current liberals?
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(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Giant crapping vultures terrorize Florida neighborhood
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
'Bob' rejected as name for Canadian province.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Katia Corriveau (some not safe for work)
source: allkatia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dr Rocket)
 
Boobies
 
The Red Wire Presents: Half Naked Girls (safe for work)
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Bad Board Games: 1970s Scrabble Sentence Cube Review
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Wed February 20, 2002
(MGON)
 
 
 
Photoshop Yoshi with a huge check
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NSync member wants to be shot into space...unfortunately also probably wishes to return
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
British press calls Americans "lower-class Englishmen."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli is getting married. Here's her bridal registry from Tiffanys. If you want to get her something she still needs 4 Elsa Peretti pitchers at $2,700 a pop.
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Debunking Britney's boobies
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(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAPAlert warns that "Return to Neverland" may cause kids to jump off of bridges
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this luge guy crashing and burning
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(KMSP TV)
 
 
 
Tobacco companies sue over ad that says cigarettes contain dog urine
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(Channel4000)
 
 
 
Dog with longest tongue ever eats pudding from foot away (with pic)
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
US Special Forces enter northern Iraq
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(Sportsline)
 
 
 
No. 1 unbeaten Swedish hockey team blown out of the olympics by the worst team in the games
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(ESPN)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for your favorite SI cover girl (safe for work)
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supreme Court may knock back copyright limits
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Va to stop executing the retarded. Can't stop them from being elected however
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ashcroft says God needs the DOJ to guard freedom.
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bank robber takes hostage. Hostage turns around and beats crap out of bank robber
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Courts open doors to even larger media conglomerates. This fall on NBC: The same old crap with 40% more AOL commercials.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(hillnews.com)
 
 
 
Democrats make plans to circumvent campaign reform
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iraq accuses US Of state terrorism
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits whine about college costs. If they saw our student loans, they'd cry
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(Bay Insider)
 
 
 
Hard up for Viagra? These pushers just got the shaft.
source: bayinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two women resort to living in their car for over a week to score Cliff Richard tickets. That's right, Cliff Richard.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dwight Gooden's mugshot. Added bonus: one of Darryl Strawberry's many mugshots
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Chancellor of Germany having some fun
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For sale: Caterina - unusual Xbox multi-purpose tool (pic)
source: page.auctions.shopping.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Colombian plane hijacked by Fark. Spell check surrenders
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(CBS2)
 
 
 
St. Louis is a city with toilet paper in its cracks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If he wasn't a murdering despot, Milosevic would have made a fine lawyer (as if that would make any difference)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some Nazi punks create Quake clone: Ethnic Cleansing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Area 51 has moved to Maine
source: sunjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Town treasurer used $231,000 for shopping spree; officials became suspicious when Victoria's Secret bill arrived.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS2)
 
 
 
Possible seat belt waiver for the obese
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Vote for Farker's band God Drives a Galaxy on Rolling Stone's Band of the Week
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Train in Egypt catches on fire, keeps going, hundreds dead
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry on Jaywalking, and the differences between Utah and Miami.
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
A moment that comes once a millennium. Except that it happens again in 2112
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cyanide attack on US embassy in Italy foiled
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(365gay.com)
 
 
 
Gays are to blame for Enron collapse
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky couple fill out "sex-slave" contract. Notarize and file it with county clerk
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fogey mugshots
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brotherhood of Light predicts UFO fly-by for Olympics Thursday between 12-5pm
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Court to allow widow of drunk driver to sue Volkswagen for contributing to husband's death.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sharon continues to kill of the PLO police force and at the same time whining for them to take action
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
List of connections between Bush and Enron
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Times Leader)
 
 
 
Stolen "Big Boy" statue found years later in student apartment
source: timesleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Nader claims 9/11 never would have happened with him as president
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption Bush and friends staring at floor
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
2 time Gold Medalist Katarina Witt (not safe for work)
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(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
US promises to consult allies before doing what it was going to do anyway
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(www.fightliteracy.com)
 
 
 
Arby's Employees now Required to Hate life, you
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Game of 'mud football' sends 25 to hospital with infections and rashes.
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Some new airport security measures will let guards see you naked
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(CNN)
 
Video
 
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit videos
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(cbsnews.com)
 
 
 
US Defense department cannot account for 25% of spending
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Brass Knuckles)
 
 
 
What happens when your domain name turns out to also be the name of one of a big company's products
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
FBI knows the identity of anthrax mailer, but doesn't care
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Marines In Funny Hazmat Suits
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
BestBuy farks up TV price on their site. So how do they solve the problem? They make it impossible to order.
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Good news for pimps and prostitutes in UK, judge says their business is legal; bad news is they have to pay taxes.
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Tue February 19, 2002
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
NPR slanders christian group; might get sued to take sensitivity training in conservative christian philosophy
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Giant crocodile used to eat T-Rexes for lunch
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: RAM, with interesting description
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't pay for the Internet (and who should)
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Man climbs out of grave to identify attackers
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(CBS2)
 
 
 
Living man declared dead. Apparently 19,000 are wrongly declared dead each year
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feeding the pelicans
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Real-life South Park school superintendent fired after getting into bar fight in women's underwear.
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Axis of evil" has only been strengthened by President Bush's rhetoric
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Gallery of Olympic athletes falling on their asses.
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ncbuy)
 
 
 
Public TV station seeking Elvis impersonators for pledge drive.
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Terrorists held in Cuba sue Bush; say they deserve same rights as American citizens
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Man about to urinate in public puts cigarette in pocket and runs when police approach -- caught when pants catch fire and drop to his ankles
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Military plans to lob shells over NC highway. Neighbors not amused.
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Belarus speedskater has steroid level 400 times the legal limit; Decides to leave Olympics
source: nando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Men are now wearing pantyhose
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FunReports.Com)
 
 
 
Scottish brewers add vitamins to beer
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ncBuy)
 
 
 
Australian group clams to have made first extra-terrestrial contact
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman administered testosterone to regain libido. Husband takes estrogen to fend off her advances.
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Letter from an American prison
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Will obesity rival malnutrition as the world's #1 food-related health concern?
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cleaning woman accidently defuses bomb
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Cleveland teenagers are changing their eye color. With food coloring.
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Canada lets Wayne Gretzky pick players for Olympic team based on "speed." They get checked hard and lose a lot. Gretzky blames US propaganda
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(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Japanese priests in fake mustaches
source: yomiuri.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Escaped cow still on the loose in Cincinnati after 5 days
source: fox19.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Men more comfortable when female bosses touch them.
source: careers.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloggerheads)
 
 
 
Farker Manic thinks you should bite the bullet and pay for the Internet
source: bloggerheads.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Plane forced to turn around and land at La Guardia because the one passenger feds chose for extra screening managed to get on board without it.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC residents freaked out by military jet breaking sound barrier above city at 4:30 AM.
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(AP)
 
 
 
Caption this skating duo
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Drunken members of the St. Petersburg Philharmonic get kicked off plane.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pope has performed three exorcisms, one last September. Note: Exorcisms can involve transistor radios.
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ScienceDaily)
 
 
 
Study: R-rated movies make teens drink, smoke.
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man drinks to death, wife sues, said his job required him to drink... to death?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Spiffy Girl)
 
 
 
Man staring at statue
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Britney Spears to appear in second Harry Potter movie.
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Phone company cancels mobile phone of dying woman because it's easier to settle the bill while she's still alive
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Hairless, muscular cousin of the chihuahua is the hottest new dog in US, costing up to $2,000 each.
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Think you've got pothole problems? Scottish highland roads are resurfaced every 200 years on average.
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Blood-thirsty, flesh-eating sheep discovered in Britain
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists attempting to make macaroni and cheese that lasts 3 years for the military
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man who hoped DNA test would exonerate him is now linked to two crimes.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Yahoo photo search brings SI swimsuit tally to four
source: search.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anchorage fears lawsuit, tells city's 400 firefighters to put away boobies mags (bottom of page)
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Mon February 18, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Hey here's another SI swimsuit pic that Yahoo! posted early
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Yahoo! accidentally posts SI swimsuit cover early. Here tis. Thanks to Brassknuckles for hosting the mirror
source: brassknuckles.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marines to practice urban warfare in a real city, and are now accepting nominations.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who found lost purse shot in head when he asked for a reward
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Film)
 
Video
 
Infiltrating the Playboy Mansion
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(beer.trash.net)
 
 
 
Here's a 33% beer
source: beer.trash.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Bill misses his Buddy
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious toilet flushing thought to be ghosts is instead "Boots" and "Bandit" the family cats
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian Unlimited)
 
 
 
Remember the bodies found behind the crematorium? The story is a lot worse that was initially reported.
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Dutch speed skater
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese bank selling off $2billion worth of british pubs.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
USPS won't deliver bees. Afraid of being stung.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Alien cult leader to clone human within two years
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(invisiblesummer.com)
 
 
 
Is there anyone lower than John Edwards ?
source: invisiblesummer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Allafrica)
 
 
 
I have two baby oryx, do I hear three?
source: allafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Swedes angry at their country being depicted as limp penis on new Euro coin
source: policehumor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man picks up dead estranged wife in Philly, drives her to Pittsburgh Hospital and asks them to perform scientific experiments on her
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
At 3:00pm EST the Houston Texans start drafting rejects from other NFL teams
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sporting News.com)
 
 
 
Bucs get Gruden for head coach, doo dah, doo dah
source: sportingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who threatened to torch club faces up to 3,000 years in prison.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Military laser weapon brings death at light speed
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
20th anniversary of Evil Dead
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RealBeer.com)
 
 
 
World's strongest beer, 24% alcohol, on sale in limited quantities
source: realbeer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The perfect gift for her: how to be a stripper and pole dancer class.
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
For those who asked for it: upcoming photoshop contests now listed underneath classifieds. Now you can get a head start on entries
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Family sues Ford for not saying adjustable foot pedals are safety feature
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British marines mistakenly storm Spanish resort. Locals confine them to beach area.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Boosted spending at aiports due to long security waits has nearly offset decline in travelers.
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
What does the future hold? Cyberbabes and Orgasmatrons
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prince Harry Pothead hanging out with the wrong crowd again.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
((Russian Internet Observer Sh*tH)
 
 
 
4000 stupid people could beat a world record by kissing each other's asses
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Canada Warned About Using Up Its News Quota
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Responsibile cow tipping, PETA seal of approval pending
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Game-wardens seperate lioness and oryx
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FSU baseball team sets NCAA record by hitting same opposing batter five times in one game
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American girls hockey team hands ass back to Mexican guys hockey team
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New Strong Bad email
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Student kills a man for criticizing his karaoke performance of Sinatra's "My Way"
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Photoshop this baseball training exercise
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It not a job, its a career: DJ in a strip club
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U.S. empire in decline? The descent from Solomon to Robocop
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Sex class instructor takes students to strip club for final project -- has sex on stage
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Baghdad, Iraq to bid for the Olympics in 2012, begins building a 105,000 seat stadium to prepare for getting the games
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President Bush sabotages Japanese economy with 'slip of tongue'.
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Lioness adopts another baby oryx after last one was eaten
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Businessman fails to realize man who slept over at his shop is a robber
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Camptown races uses eight sylables after all doo-dah doo-dah
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Will Farkman be another mild-mannered superhero? You decide. Post and vote for what happens next in this link's comments
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New bin Laden videotape found.
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Photoshop Britney Spears with her mouth hanging open
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Hacker Network's Darwin reviews some of the net's top sites.
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Britney Spears topless scene cut from movie
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(The Flying Cow)
 
 
 
Fling that cow if you know what's good for ya.
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Argentinian escorts (not safe for work)
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McDonalds uses the INS to silence the illegals it mistreats
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Police advise Quakers that it might not be a good idea to videotape drug dealers in action
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Ripped blouse? Not to worry, you just became fashionable. (SFW)
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