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Sun February 17, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
The entire Dragon's Liar game from beginning to end, with death footage too.
source: digitpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Dad has "a few beers" then puts inline skates on first-grader and allows him to drive family car
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boy quits school at 7, hits the road with father, joins MIT faculty at 20
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
The basics -- budget, automation and cutting out the extras (VIDEO) (Featured Partner)
 
 
(post-dispatch.com)
 
 
 
PTA meeting called to promote understanding of Islam is called off after audience members become hostile
source: home.post-dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Burton wins Daytona 500
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crematory weirdo leaves corpses all over property
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maryland blows out Duke
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Union contracts restrict the ability of Justice Department workers from protecting Americans and national security?
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
STOMP THE PARK: A Dancing Park Ranger Is Fired By The City For Getting Funky With It.
 
 
(AKNeutron)
 
Video
 
"Duck and cover" -Flash video featuring the old ways of surviving an atomic explosion.
source: chicanery.akware.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soldier kills ten Al Qaida, and saves commanding officer
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(CNN/SI)
 
 
 
CNNSI to "unveil" swimsuit photos this Tuesday evening
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Traffic Cone Preservation Society: Preserving and studying those "Helpers of Humanity"
source: trafficcone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
U.S. develops laser gunships; Bond villians rejoice
source: portal.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cow escapes from slaughter house, continues to evade capture in residential area
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Maoist rebels have killed 129+ in Nepal
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Couple building dream house - exact replica of Munster's house.
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Spudtech)
 
 
 
Build your own high tech potato gun
source: spudtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Libyan people's court
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Some Australian Guy)
 
 
 
Skater wins Australia's first ever Winter Olympics gold by going slowly and waiting for everyone else to fall down, go boom
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Farrakhan urges rappers to avoid violent lyrics.
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(gazette.com)
 
 
 
Fox affiliate accidentally airs porn
source: gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Prince)
 
 
 
Prince of Liechtenstein suffering from Alec Baldwin syndrome and threatening to leave country if people don't do as he says.
source: news.li   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
New laws passed for teen body piercing
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Next bio-engineered miracle: new cigarettes with all the cancer causing qualities of the old ones, but without that pleasant nicotine buzz.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
High-res French boobies (NSFW)
source: topfemmes.free.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Former NBA star kills limo driver with usually reliable "Twirling the Loaded Shotgun" trick
source: 208.31.25.3   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Heaps of Neat Mathematical Properties of 666
source: users.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quiet Sunday? See if you can solve a puzzle by Einstein.
source: kekkuli.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: ENRON Retirement Coffee Mug
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 


Sat February 16, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The International Rubber Chicken Society
source: baisoftware.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1800's "Flatus Apparatus" invention, and why it ultimately failed.
source: emilychesley.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Eurekalert.org)
 
 
 
Science-babe wants to unify gravity and the electromagnetic theory. Science Babe?
source: eurekalert.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
forget that game from Prototypeproject, create a ride dude, even wit da hydros dawg.
source: newgrounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
3 Dozen Corpses Found Stacked In Sheds Behind Crematory
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Charge your Laptop battery while walking to work
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Milosovic's defense. Wants to call Clinton to testify. Jokes on him if he wants the truth.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad email
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
If you are looking for large groups of single women (and men), portland oregon is the place to be.
source: wweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Study shows men with colds bigger whiners than women.
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(PrototypeProject.com)
 
 
 
Very Cool Flash Movie, There is sound so if at work crank it.
source: newgrounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Buzz)
 
 
 
Buzz: the Swedish Fark. Let's go see what them crazy Swedes is up to...
source: buzz.bazooka.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(RBCP)
 
Audio
 
PhoneLosers calls people featured in Fark articles
source: phonelosers.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Kenneth Lay and Prez were buddy-buddy pen-pals
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Indystar.com)
 
 
 
Drug task force sells old computers, forgets to wipe drives - Lists of confidential informants turn up posted all over city
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan chef facing stiff penalty for use of Viagra in dish.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man suing cops for holding him for 12 days before verifying that he had twin brother who was real suspect.
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this basketball game
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Caption or photoshop this monkey...whatever floats your boat.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Boys will be boys, even if they're Secret Service agents providing security at the Olympics
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
76% of Americans believe "Axis of Evil" is an accurate label; 1% also believes Germany to be greatest military threat to the U.S.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(NHL.com)
 
 
 
Team USA kicks the crap out of Finland. Has no chance of playing against Canada
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Chesty Morgan: A look at the scariest boobies of all time (not safe for work?)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
7-year old wins trip to Olympics by designing pizza oven from AOL disks
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Times of India)
 
 
 
U.S. Planes drop $100 bills on Afghanistan. In other news, Indian press will believe anything.
source: origin.timesofindia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
French judge declares Afghanistan the winner in the "War on Terrorism"
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Dolly Parton Gallery (lots o' clevage, but safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More Fun with Telemarketers
source: mcsweeneys.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Make-A-Wish Foundation giving sick 4-year-old driving lessons so he can drive Domino's delivery rig
source: dallasnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(JamieWhite.com)
 
 
 
Hats for cats. Does your cat need a hat?
source: jamiewhite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Farker Batmn42 got suspended from his college radio station... here's why
source: joshgray.myip.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Actor playing French grenadier falls in orchestra pit; surrenders to flute section
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Animal control fighting Smurf infestation.
source: thetoque.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Fri February 15, 2002
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Liberal lies and the war against religion
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(273)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Right wing myths exposed
source: webpan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gennifer Flowers out of money again, files another Clinton lawsuit
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Living together pre-marriage may lead to divorce
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's olympic hockey team loses 5-2 to Sweeden
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Viviane Ara�jo -- Brazillian succubus from yesterday's photoshop (not safe for work)
source: imagelink.com.br   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Copy Cat and her genetic engineers
source: us.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: erotic bronze goat
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(CBS2)
 
 
 
Smuggler attempts to "starch" his clothes with heroin
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
You may be carded next time you try to buy video games in Georgia
source: zdnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 days in the pokey and 2 years probation for assault with a deadly submarine sandwich. Jerrod unavailable for comment
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA builds a room to house visiting aliens
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Search for "Whore" on hotjobs brings interesting results
source: hotjobs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pope John Paul II High School hockey players beat the hell out of oposing team in bench clearing brawl. Pope not available for comment.
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge says it's not a violation of civil rights for boss to require Pizza Hut worker to spank himself with his own belt.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dilbert's theory of salary, or why managers make more money
source: csn.ul.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(via SA Forums)
 
 
 
FOX execs latest brilliant creation: Glutton Bowl
source: etonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(via Lucianne.com)
 
 
 
PETA fights for cow's right not to be mocked
source: theledger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Guy amazed people are questioning his production of dolls of famous Nazis.
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Webforwards.com)
 
 
 
Olympic Squirrel Skiing
source: webforwards.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Olympic medal to be awarded to Canadians as well as Russians; French input deemed insignificant yet again.
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Indian metal clawed monkey may have a helmet.
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Arizona Daily Wildcat)
 
 
 
Crotchball: bouncing big balls off your crotch to score
source: wildcat.arizona.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
Canadian inmates riot and trash part of prison because they don't like meatloaf.
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Telemarketing hell: Calls for guy who moved 30 years ago
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Canadian reporter at Olympics kicked out of hotel after locking himself out of his room while naked.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
UNC sucks so badly it's hurting property values.
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
At 112, fan recalls Cubs winning World Series
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
23 year old Afghani sees his first boobies on sattelite tv, giggles.
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pilgrims get air rage - beat Afghan air minister to death
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
White Plains nuclear reactor leaking radiation; but hey, they say it's not too bad.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sir Rudi, Andy and Judi
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(NY1.com)
 
 
 
Man apprehended for both massive hit & run incidents in Manhattan this week, 25 people injured
source: ny1.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
5,000 people per year write to Juliet (of Romeo &) in Italy for advice on love lives.
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Shmoska Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The unthinkable: Russian Internet observer is dubbed "sh*thead"
source: ricn.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Britney Spears wears see-through dress. Beware of very bad puns in brief article
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists now conclude that sleeping longer give you cancer. And the less you sleep the better.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(AJC.com)
 
 
 
Commentary on the state of boobies in the USA (safe for work)
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you missing your penis? If so, some guy in Nebraska may have found it
source: channel3000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Whatever)
 
 
 
The Best of W-D. Trashing Richard Simmons and reader hate mail.
source: whatever-dude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Quadell)
 
Boobies
 
Hi-res pics of models nude in public, plus people's reactions
source: ak-foto.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(hooligans-thegame.com)
 
 
 
Now you to can be a soccer hooligan. Hope there's a hidden Kebab level.
source: hooligans-thegame.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Hi-Tech toilets that squirt, blow, and toast
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 


Thu February 14, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$7 for a pack of cigarettes in NY? Time to switch to crack.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Portland, OR: where even coyotes use public transit
source: koin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man Flies Over Building In SUV Crash, sometimes it pays not to buckle up.
source: click2houston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Dailyrevolution.com)
 
 
 
How Miss Cleo's operation works, as told by a former employee.
source: dailyrevolution.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
De Niro To Host Account Of WTC Attack
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter, Launches Boat-Racing Team
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
grave digger partially buried in grave
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(FireBox)
 
 
 
If bottled water wasn't enough of a rip off.
source: firebox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(heraldnet.com)
 
 
 
Fort Lewis soldiers fall asleep and drop their weapons while riding as guards on Transit buses; hilarity ensues
source: heraldnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sports Guy's excellent review of the "reprehensible" new movie, Rollerball
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Limo driver found dead at Jayson Williams' house while the Harlem Globetrotters are visiting
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. considers military action to remove skating judges
source: borowitzreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
President Bush still pressing hard to destroy environment
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Woman beaten for bringing 13 items to express lane
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(WRIC)
 
 
 
Guy spends 90 minutes stuck head first in vat of packing peanuts
source: wric.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Due to popular demand, photoshop Miss America
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
What? Ms. Cleo may not be an actual Jamaican Born Psychic?
source: sunsentinal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iran arrests 150 Taliban, Al Qaeda suspects...Pigs Fly?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy is pregnant. Fb- is the father
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Farker Semibridge find a home for his psycho hamster.
source: savepsychohamster.iwarp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
'Pigs made me go deaf - now gimme money' - Farmer
source: unison.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(icberkshire)
 
 
 
Brits get desperate for good food, beat up 3 men for their kebabs
source: icberkshire.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
1 in 12 young adults in Baltimore has an untreated STD
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Billboard.com)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow currently has the number 3 album in the U.S.
source: billboard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Valentine's Day is a Crock (old repeat)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(theage)
 
 
 
Farmer survives two days in wild with broken legs on warm beer
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(pittsburghfirst)
 
 
 
US scientists clone domestic cat, like we don't have enough cats already
source: pittsburghfirst.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists try to get sharks to do it by playing Barry White really loud
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miss America now happy with her job
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Campaign Finance Reform Passes
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Head slashdot guy asks girl to marry him...on Slashdot
source: slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Bob Bemer invented hyperlinks in 1960, tells BT to shove it
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
Jesse Helms says laboratory rats lead cushy lives. PETA not amused.
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time for Valentine's, adultery is sweeping through normally monogamous penguin population at NY Aquarium.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Europeans buying into lunar real estate craze
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Laura Bush lectures John Walker Lindh's parents on parenting
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
Thief saws into florist warehouse, makes off with 6000 roses.
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(ncbuy)
 
 
 
Singing psychic says Danielle van Dam's kidnapper is coked-up Led Zeppelin fan who loves Court TV.
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian company betting that chocolate and lipstick made from cod sperm will be a marketting success
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
Ex-NBA player Matt Geiger's escaped bison captured near St. Petersburg, Fla.
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
French Olympic skating judge was "emotionally fragile" and "under pressure". France surrendered years ago.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(ninemsn)
 
 
 
US law enforcement warn of Valentine's Teddy Bear bombs
source: news.ninemsn.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Closet Elvis)
 
 
 
Just in time for Valentine's Day, 5 more ways to leave your lover
source: closetelvis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Daisy Duke Pinup Gallery...YEEEHAW (not safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Atlanta plays host to DragonCon 2002, and a Fark Fest August 30th
source: home.sc.rr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers help put together the top 10 worst things you can say on a first date part 3
source: brassknuckles.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: 'Spongebob Squarepants' to be made into a movie
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Queen finds Blackadder amusing; BBC gets permission for Rowan Atkinson to play "keeper of Her Majesty's lawn-sprinkler"
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Brazilian carnival succubus (hard)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Married men spend less on Valentine's Day than single men do with girlfriends
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(The Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude people are "consumed with envy and malice."
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Diamonds in the ruffage-- 1304 uncut diamonds found in man's intestine
source: xtramsn.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Miss America (of Fark photoshop fame) getting pissed off and ain't gonna take it anymore
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(That guy)
 
 
 
Denver Fark Party Update - photoshop a logo for our t-shirts and get a free one
source: home.talkcity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Men and women dish out rejection differently
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston mayor still waiting to be paid on Super Bowl bet with St. Louis mayor. St. Louis whines that Philadelphia still hasn't paid them, either.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E Tackles the Tigershark
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Anyone else notice SatireWire is kicking The Onion's butt?
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Mardi Gras bartenders
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 


Wed February 13, 2002
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
70% of Florida's new touch screen voting machines don't work.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctor claims Elvis still alive, nagged by migranes
source: thekansascitychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quest For Al-Qa'eda - The Hunt For Bin Laden - A 3d Shooter Computer Game
source: quest.shorturl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgetown Student Body election results
source: saxa.georgetown.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Singer Waylon Jennings has died
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(295)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All the Xiao Xiao movies in one place, site won't get farked after 2 mins
source: hackernetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why buy a $99 toy R2D2 when for a mere few thousand dollars you can build a real one
source: robotbuilders.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(kmov.com)
 
 
 
'Teminator 3' will battle female cyborgs
source: kmov.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(scientific american)
 
 
 
Cold war sped up human mutation rates, thereby explaining hordes of kids with adamantium claws and optic blasters.
source: scientificamerican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nikolay Soltys kills self, gives satan one more bastard to deal with
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Ale 8 might be coming soon to your area -- even if you aren't lucky enough to live in the Fark State (this stuff rocks -Drew)
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
United Air Lines mechanics reject 37% pay raise. God Bless Unions
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Caption Ken Lay
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Crook shaves off eye browes before police line-up to avoid being recognized
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Al-Qaida suspect blows self to bits with grenade when cornered by security force
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Best in Show
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Theismann's son gets caught with crack, doo dah, doo dah...
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
We may not have the best Curlers, but we have the Hottest chicks in the Olympics. Sort of safe for work
source: maximonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CapAlert reviews Collateral Damage
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Warner Bros.)
 
Video
 
Mission Imp starring Mini Me.
source: warnerbros.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell sues The Daily Mirror for telling everyone she's a druggie (she is)
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Moose falls through house roof, rescued with crane (with pic)
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(The Guardian)
 
 
 
Man destroyed all 7,226 of his personal possessions as work of "performance art"
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Jury awards $50,000 to owners of house city officials labelled "hillbilly hellhole"
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Experts say the mayhem and murder of recent events are reflected in the Oscar nominations. Fail to take into account that most film nominees completed filming this past summer or earlier
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Enron chairman needs money, sells house to anonymous buyer for nearly triple the regular value
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(MFDB2)
 
 
 
Raleigh NC Fark Party ... - When... April ??, 2002
source: home.att.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Kids that use sippy cups turn into incoherent mumbling adults
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Post Dispatch)
 
 
 
Witness to defense attorney: "Didn't you pay me for sex and snort cocaine at a hotel?" Hillarity ensues
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(theage)
 
 
 
300,000 wine bottles recalled because of Bin-Laden labelling
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Sex offenders in Norway given Viagra
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For $99, you can get your own R2-D2. It will hold your beer for you
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(WND.COM)
 
 
 
MSNBC declares state of Palestine
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Bush plans to oust Hussein; hopes Saddam doesn't read newspapers
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(348)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Taxpayers billed for removing swastika tattoo from prisoner
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Oscar nominations are in. Harry Knowles not biased in the least
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Belarus Olympians accuse Olympics organizers of sabotage by way of feeding them too much junk food
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Whitehouse.org)
 
 
 
President Buh shares Valentines Day ruminations on the righteousness of the missionary position
source: whitehouse.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Curling (nyuk nyuk)
source: discoveromaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(The Detroit News.)
 
 
 
Comcast internet service uses Orwel's "1984" as a guide to wooing new customers.
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drug fueled sex romp between British men mistaken for terrorism, F-16s scrambled
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(accessatlanta.com)
 
 
 
"Mouth of the South" is sorry for sticking "Foot of the South" in it.
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(via morons.org)
 
 
 
Texas jury accidentally gives murderer probation instead of jail time. Whoops.
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(accessatlanta.com)
 
 
 
Georgia says "Give us your poor, your tired, and your ear-biting criminal boxers."
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bush thinks he can reduce US drug abuse by 25% in five years
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Viagra may help stroke symptoms
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Zealand phone company adds $337.00 surcharge to customer's bill for being "arrogant bastard"
source: theinquirer.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(ncbuy)
 
 
 
New Zealand local baffled by mysterious bra fence
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(UPI.com)
 
 
 
FBI forgets to notify the U.S. embassy specifically mentioned in latest terrorist alert
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ncbuy)
 
 
 
Expert says no one will eat new blue french fries.
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. burglar bites victim on arm, flees in stolen car; leaves false teeth behind, complete with traceable serial number
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(9)
 
(Albino Blacksheep)
 
 
 
It's Xiao Xiao #8
source: albinoblacksheep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(heraldonline)
 
 
 
SC town to encourage beard growing by issuing whisker insurance and shaving permits
source: heraldonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Proving himself to be peacemaker, Arafat pulls gun on aide during argument.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Opie & Anthony's Naught Nighty Contest (NSFW)
source: wnew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(ACU)
 
 
 
Find out how bad your senator lied to you by looking at their actual voting record
source: conservative.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Learn physics by blowing stuff up in microwaves
source: home.earthlink.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 


Tue February 12, 2002
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US Women's Ice Hockey beats Germany 10-0. France Surrenders
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Virginia school district forces the return of laptops after 11,000 students were caught downloading porn. (Note:Students deserve HERO tag, nice work)
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(via good-gristle.com)
 
 
 
France to declare war on US; presumably over "France Surrenders" jokes. US surrenders.
source: good-gristle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
PayPal about to be shut down in Louisiana
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Whatever)
 
 
 
Whatever-Dude 1 year anniversary
source: whatever-dude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
12 y/o having bake sales to buy bullet proof vests for police dogs.
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada slaughters Finland in Curling 9-4. Finland revolts, France offers surrender.
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
Mobster sperm smuggled out of prison seized by government, claims it's 'contraband'
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
You think you're tough? 77-year-old man succesfully fights off cougar attack
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Chat statistics covering since right after #fark was started
source: home.cogeco.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
15 Religious studies students hoping they chose the right god in CT.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Wacko neighbor kills dogs with antifreeze to "send message to the owners."
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman is Arrested and Handcuffed for Late Video Rental
source: lp.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Human cloning to start next month. Ethicists everywhere ask, "Why in Kentucky?"
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
No more pesky surgery thanks to do it yourself knee repair kit
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(gotfuturama)
 
 
 
sign the futurama petition.
source: petitiononline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kitty Litter is apparently *mined*
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Company)
 
 
 
New index card-sized computer
source: eetimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Bourbocam)
 
Boobies
 
Reminder: Today is Fat Tuesday. Check out the Bourbocam.
source: nolalive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Futurama is being cancelled. In the name of bender "Bite my shiny metal ass.. FOX."
source: aintitcoolnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan Now a Boston Celtic
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Talking e-mail wizard takes strain out of reading. Can I get a girl's voice for my spam porn e-mails?
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Play this way cool curling game.
source: electricscotland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Chick)
 
Weeners
 
A few boys for the Farkettes
source: superdrewby.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme does its part in the fragile boobies-for-beads-for-donuts-for-schools ecosystem.
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Wacko)
 
 
 
Protect yourself from electronic mind control weapons with this homemade aluminum beanie
source: zapatopi.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Killing off the Friends, one by one. Yay.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Old Chinese Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Chinese New Year. Year of the Black Horse.
source: chinesefortunecalendar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
List of "green" cars released, which one would you buy?
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Divx is dead. Long live Vp3.
source: vp3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian mens curling team hands the US team their ass 8-3
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Halo Wars)
 
 
 
Like that Halo Car flipping movie? Win money playing Halo.
source: halowars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Arab News)
 
 
 
When there are no beheadings to watch, you can always settle for a good old public caning.
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(oscars.org)
 
NewsFlash
 
Oscar nominations are out and LOTR leads the pack
source: www3.oscars.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Pile of dead cultural icons)
 
 
 
Lord Of The Rings remake - shorter, slicker, less bull
source: angryflower.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Arabnews.com)
 
 
 
5.
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iranian Air jet crashes in to a mountain, 117 killed
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(474)
 
(courier-journal.com)
 
 
 
Kentucky man killed in horse drawn buggy accident.
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man arrested in Angola with 1,304 uncut diamonds in his intestines; he was taken to hospital, where they were "removed"
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Nerf Online.com)
 
 
 
Nerf isn't a pansy sport
source: nerfonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Startribune.com)
 
 
 
Unstoppable fungus wipes out third of world�s cocoa crop. France, Nestle, and Hershey�s surrender.
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(noapologiespress.com)
 
 
 
Why some states should leave the Union
source: noapologiespress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Couch Casting)
 
Boobies
 
wannabe famous boobies, many not safe for work
source: onemodelplace.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(starwars.com)
 
 
 
More Episode II action figures (Natalies Portman's comes with "swinging Boobie action." Okay, not really)
source: starwars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Dribbleglass.com)
 
Boobies
 
SI Model Dispells Myths About Bathingsuit Models
source: dribbleglass.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
See about 60% of Britney's boobs (SFW)
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 26,000 mobile phones
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fly the fly around the kitchen in amazing flash-game
source: unit9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(United Devices)
 
 
 
Fight Anthrax on your computer.
source: members.ud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make your very own cow.
source: 202.238.79.36   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(daily breeze)
 
 
 
Horse kicks his rapist
source: dailybreeze.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Pizza Dude)
 
Boobies
 
Karats for kleavage radio contest. ~ 60 sets of bodacious tatas (NSFW)
source: 98online.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(spikything.com)
 
 
 
Super addictive flash game
source: spikything.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In honour of the Chinese New Year, photoshop this dragon
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The best boobies site EVAR (definately NSFW)
source: wild-babes.fr.st   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 


Mon February 11, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible Attack Against U.S. Tuesday, FBI Says
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(http://www.examiner.com)
 
 
 
Hustler featuring ads with girls made up to look underage, way underage. Salvation Army pissed.
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Fire Kills More Than 100 Cows -- Unrelated To Pig Fire
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Brazillian Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Beautiful Brazilian Beach Booties
source: uol.com.br   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists find fossilized dinosaur vomit.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Surf and sport photography, doodah, doodah.
source: artminds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Geek at MIT)
 
 
 
The official MIT Olympics drinking game
source: web.mit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fossilized Dinosour Vomit Found: Bush Sr. denies responsibility
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Salon)
 
NewsFlash
 
US sweeps half-pipe; AP writer files lame story, using "dude" in first sentence
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Enron II, no one saw this coming.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Terrorist Bees attack mall
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(BayInsider.com)
 
 
 
Man drives his backhoe into two taverns, no word on what he ordered
source: bayinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
USA stuns world champs Sweden in curling; riots in Montana, Minnesota imminent
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
A passenger on a flight to Salt Lake City could go to prison for going potty just before the plane landed.
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Human Cannonball fall down go boom (video)
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
How to defeat telemarketing bastards for good.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(The mad music bandit)
 
 
 
MP3 is dead. Long live OGG.
source: ogg-vorbis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(TheNewOrleansChanell)
 
 
 
Woman wakes up in body bag then ruins the story by dying anyway
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(19)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Tonight's "Big Thinkers" rerun: Douglas Adams, interviewed just days before his death
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(16)
 
(RantRadio)
 
 
 
Fark's Drew Curtis Interviewed LIVE from Mardi Gras Monday night at 8PM PST/11PM EST
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(22)
 
(bourbocam)
 
 
 
Mardi Gras Kodak moment: Drew, Vici, Jesus and a guy in a pink suit
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(95)
 
(via Cruel Site of the Day)
 
 
 
Government uses experimental electronic weapons on its citizenry, disastrous results in Florida
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(118)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Tom Greene nominated for worst actor, worst screenplay, worst director and worst couple (animals)
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
View 6 episodes of Mashimaro
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(35)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
The Who Announces U.S. Tour -- With Tour Dates
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Kobe Bryant booed at NBA All-Star game by the always congenial Philadelphia crowd.
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(121)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Fire Kills More Than 100 Show Pigs
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brit Company To Patent Salted French Fries
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(51)
 
(via slam.ca)
 
 
 
Kevin Garnett will buy beer for 10,000 fans
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(32)
 
(news:alt.atheism)
 
 
 
Krishnas declare bankrupcy
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(31)
 
(berkeley.edu)
 
 
 
The online slang dictionary. Fb- still a chode.
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(51)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle declared "fashion disaster zone"
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(38)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Why was Clinton acquitted? The congress is Masonic of course
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(88)
 
(icelandair.com)
 
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Get ready for the 2002 Miss Iceland pageant
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(56)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Military building robot suits like Ripley had in "Aliens"
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
See about 40% of Britney's boob (SFW).
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(95)
 
(SA v FARK)
 
 
 
Wheaton has spoken: SA v. FARK = SA #1, Fark #2 & 3
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(193)
 
(Kerouac)
 
 
 
Early pics from Toronto Fark gathering
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(43)
 
(Late night Breakfast run)
 
 
 
National Pancake Day (Free Pancakes)
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Politically Correct Fairy Tales
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(66)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Patch Would Stir Women's Sex Drive
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(62)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola releases new formula to fix your back pain
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(71)
 
(Heinz)
 
 
 
Heinz new french fries now in cool colors and fine flavors
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(91)
 
(RockyMountainNews.com)
 
 
 
Man puts 80 lb. pet python around neck. Snake kills him. Guess what the snake's name was.
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(108)
 
(ninjaburger.com)
 
 
 
Farkers invited to enter the Ninja Burger Create-a-Comic Strip Contest
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's all vote Wil Wheaton to play all the lead roles in the upcoming movie version of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged.
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(217)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
25 Tips for men, including how to remove bra you just learned about earlier.
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(39)
 
(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
Just in time for Valentine's day: "Extended Massive Orgasm : How You Can Give and Receive Intense Sexual Pleasure"
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(77)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian head-hunters
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(32)
 
(radiocontrolzone.com)
 
 
 
200 mph radio controlled cars (See video).
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(41)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Mystery boom freaks people out in 4 States
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(58)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
This moron thinks he can sell moon property
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help farker nuggetman bring TechTV back to Toms River
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(30)
 
(www.edgereview.com)
 
 
 
the hiptop.... phone, pda, internet browsing all in one...
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(31)
 
(Some Poll Site)
 
 
 
Picking up on a topic that was raised a few days ago on the Princess Margaret post. What'll come first, a women president or a black president? Vote and comment
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(142)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Make your own techno mixes with this Flash app
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KCWJ (Kansas City Worships Jesus) 1030AM wants to know if Christian Rock is awesome or from the devil
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(144)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested boarding plane with plastic knife hidden under sleeve
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Schizo hears demons that tell him to kill his friend's dad with a sword.
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slow news day - Photoshop grass growing
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this yahoo and his Bazooka.
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(124)
 
(Some Farking Girl)
 
 
 
Bored? Go play some flash games.
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(29)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Bush to increase funding to discriminitory Colleges that only admit students of one race, fails to see double-standards
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