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Sun February 03, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Microsoft X-Box proves all-knowing, correctly predicts both winner and score of superbowl
source: evilavatar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(MDN.co.jp)
 
 
 
Photoshop the crazy one-poled Japanese skiers
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(CNNSI.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Go America--Patriots win, 20-17.
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(297)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bus driver makes commuting fun. Declares his love of cheese.
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Completely Kick-Ass Canadian forces land in Kandahar
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Women in Austin, TX told to keep tops on during Mardi Gras; cops say sight of boobies can incite rioting
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Winona Ryder's criminal report
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firsthand account of Limp Bizkit guitarist auditions
source: livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(North Korean News Service)
 
 
 
North Korea's Leader publishes five volume set about how really great he is
source: kcna.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
ifilm picks up adcritic's fumble for superbowl ads
source: ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(499)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Videos of the British Army showcasing its combined military power
source: janes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taxi on runway sent flying by jet preparing to take off. Aviation experts say thats normal.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Body found in Pakistan NOT Daniel Pearl...
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Convicted stabber can avoid eight-year sentence by doing eight book reports.
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC announces Wall Street Journal hostage killed, then removes story. No other news source reporting his body being found
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Superbowl urban legends
source: snopes2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Man serving life without parole for strangling wife is suing state to pay for sex change operation; says if they refuse it's cruel and unusual punishment.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(commonplacebook.com)
 
 
 
Velma will be outed as a lesbian in the new Scooby Doo movie
source: gaywired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(insults.net)
 
 
 
How to swear in foreign languages
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(52)
 
(Statesboro Herald)
 
 
 
Company make medallion out of steel from WTC site. Surviors have a problem with that.
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(www.everythingisnt.com)
 
 
 
Piano tuners get drunk, create beer powered organ, and play Star Wars themes.
source: petersontuners.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Enron Execs flying to bankruptcy hearings in private jet
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Someone)
 
 
 
Fish head, fish head, roly-poly fish head, fish head, fish head, eat them up, yum. Yeah...
source: fishydance.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Local NBC)
 
 
 
Superbowl ads. What you should watch for
source: news2houston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Court orders Kazaa to shut down. Kazaa sticks fingers in ears and goes "Laaa laaa laa, i`m not listening"
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
USA soccer team wins Gold Cup
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(topsecretrecipes.com)
 
 
 
Tired of price-gouging Girl Scouts? Make your own damn cookies.
source: topsecretrecipes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FBI advanced espionage training online
source: fbi.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Easy Midget)
 
 
 
Take the official Taliban math quiz
source: easymidget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Super Bowl Security: They have tanks, so don't even THINK of doing something stupid.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(the Wizard told me so)
 
 
 
Ancient History as you never knew it but they still drank beer..right?
source: dailygrail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Angie Everhart 'nuff said nsfw
source: free-sex-gallerys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blast from the past. Pics of all the Hot Wheels you used to own.
source: home.surewest.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(ninjaburger.com)
 
 
 
Ninja Burger's tribute to Groundhog Day
source: ninjaburger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For Sale: Chewbacca's Grilled Cheese Sandwhich... No Reserve ...
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 


Sat February 02, 2002
(Whatever)
 
 
 
Celine Dion coming out of retirement
source: whatever-dude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Alternet)
 
 
 
Transcript of Bush practicing his State of the Union speech
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Media isn't biased towards liberals or conservatives; it's biased towards dumb people.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(TGSPRO.com)
 
 
 
Lens Crafters gives groundhog vision test after he fails to see shadow.
source: tgspro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban misses shift at Dairy Queen to ref a Globetrotters game.
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(projo.com)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts are sticking it to Massachusetts in brutal price-gouging cookie battle.
source: projo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(PFHoF)
 
 
 
ProFootball Hall of Fame announces 2002 inductees
source: profootballhof.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Bearcats winning streak ends at 20. Duke sucks.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Free Republic)
 
 
 
Danny Pearl photo shows him flipping off his captors
source: freerepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If we launched a new service where you could see all links submitted to fark for $5 per month, would you sign up for it? Click the link to answer the survey
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(279)
 
(NBC.com)
 
 
 
Reminder that Playmates are on Fear Factor during Superbowl half-time. Let us bow our heads and pray for skin tight white shirts, no bras, and lots of water.
source: nbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(UCF Rules)
 
Audio
 
Farker SSBN & friends will be on @ 10:PM talking about boobies and other manly things
source: knightcast.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Superbowl.com)
 
 
 
Bush declares Super Bowl pre-game singers to be "Axis of Crap"
source: superbowl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No jail time for Noelle Bush.
source: gopbi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(The Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Controversy erupts and tensions rise as Canadian groundhogs say spring is on its way
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(unitedstates.com)
 
 
 
Asshead tries to light himself on fire during flight, chants pro-bin Laden remarks before passengers open can of whoop-ass
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olsen Twins worth 500 million
source: thedailycamera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian justice minister leaves house for speech on problem of car theft, finds his car has been stolen
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Phil sees six more weeks of winter weather
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Russian lovers
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man gets speeding ticket for 712 mph in a 55 zone
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Become an official Baron, Marquis, or a Count. Duke sucks
source: elitetitles.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A Jawa and a tiger expose Guiness beer's internal draught system.
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Bad news for Democrats: Illegal Immigrants may not be able to vote if a new law gets passed
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Bush farked up by naming names in 'Axis of Terror' speech
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark reader does something good for the world. Hell freezes over.
source: dailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Punxsutawneyphi.com)
 
 
 
Caption this pic of Punxsutawney Phil
source: groundhog.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
President Putin thinks Russians are lazy slobs; wants to return to good old days of mandatory exercise
source: thetimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Star Wars fan can't get enough "Naboobies"
source: thedailybull.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Free Republic)
 
 
 
Iowa high school students confront PETA mascot Kernel Corn targeting kids at a local elementary school
source: freerepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Too many bad game shows? Fear not, the future looks bright.
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Results of research into the reaction of cats exposed to photos of bearded men
source: improb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man eats a jar of horseradish on a bet...hilarity ensues.
source: stinkfactor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 


Fri February 01, 2002
(Seattle PI)
 
 
 
Pot smoking firefighter drives the wrong way to call
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Prime Number Shitting Bear has been upgraded (repeat)
source: members.surfeu.fi   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men paying for dates is "chivalry," not "sexism"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(292)
 
(Arabnews)
 
 
 
4? This still seems awful low
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(JuneauEmpire.Com)
 
 
 
"Bong Hits 4 Jesus" banner kid was suspended for 10 days, comes back early and gets arrested
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fighting terror with catchphrases
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Arizona Dream Girls)
 
Boobies
 
Help a Farker out and vote for me (Kara). You can vote every 12 hours. Looks safe for work
source: arizonadreamgirls.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(247)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yen falls to 39 month low
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark gets 8.25 million pageviews in January
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Winona Rider charged with four felony counts
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Grease 2002" dancers
source: homepages.wwptoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Some Seatle Guy)
 
 
 
Man poses as home buyer to steal womens' underwear
source: seattleinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Zippy Chippy the race horse loses his 92nd in a row. 1-1 against humans however
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Central Kentucky News Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky senior citizen gets 5 yrs. for waiving gun in public, shooting into a house, and threatening to shoot police
source: cknj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(smh.com.au)
 
 
 
ABC annouces Doris Day is dead by mistake
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
E-mail claims Wall Street Journal reporter killed
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
Four-time 1972 gold medal winner Olga Korbut caught shoplifting, too embarrassed to be seen paying for the rash cream and Cheetos apparently
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(WSJ.com)
 
 
 
Analysis of Judge who finds women who go back to abusive partners in contempt of court
source: opinionjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Xenophobe Press)
 
 
 
Japan stuns world with switch to Euro
source: web.qx.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Rule Fark for a Day
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
NC bans killing mentally handicapped prisoners. 1 in 5 death row inmates now want to ride the short bus
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Judge questions RIAA copyright for MP3s
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Walt Disney Co. has systematically destroyed "massive amounts of documents, hundreds of boxes and thousands of pages" that show it withheld or under-reported Pooh royalties
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Chinese government trying to convince people not to eat endangered species
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Does the Super Bowl effect the Dow Jones?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Rock and roll execution guy's last statement in its entirety
source: tdcj.state.tx.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA says Farkers not welcome on Space Station
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
"FARKMAN: the Animated Series is coming. Superhero-like character ideas (and sketches) needed. Voting enabled
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(242)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Billionaire won't pay child support to gold digger, claims fb- is the father
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man being executed shouts out rock and roll lyrics, blames it on drugs they are giving him
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 7:30EST on TechTV
source: thescreensavers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Man drives car into hospital and down corridor to reception desk to demand psychiatric treatment
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Clyde Lewis)
 
 
 
Drew will be on the Clyde Lewis' Ground Zero show at 10pm PST Sunday night for an hour
source: clydelewis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Using a vibrating game controller can give the same hand-related syndrome as people who use pneumatic drills for a living.
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thieves with bad taste hijack Budweiser truck
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More trouble for Noelle Bush: Cops let her slide for crashing her car while high on pills.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's Enron Q&A- there's an analyst crawling up my leg.
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop
source: friedmanarchives.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(The Review)
 
 
 
Farking around with Something Awful
source: review.udel.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Duke hands UNC its ass in worst home loss in 30 years. Duke sucks.
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pamela decides to retire from legitimate acting to become a stripper
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
French dumbass drives down Ventura Boulevard yelling "Jihad good" and waving "Bing-da-Boom, Enjoy" sign. Hilarity ensues.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(ncBuy)
 
 
 
Competition stiff in World Gangbang Championship
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Michael Bay working on remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This Friday will mark 20 years of late night Letterman goodness
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Wicket)
 
 
 
Cricket 101: If your bat is humped then that's a good thing.
source: www-usa.cricket.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Bush starts bombing unemployment offices in War on Recession
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Heather Kozar)
 
Boobies
 
What they don't show you on the St. Pauli Girl poster...
source: heatherkozar.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vote null points for Farker's Eurovision Entry "Fade Away" so they can go to Estonia to see midgets.
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kama Sutra Snowman: For today's snowman, an illustrated dictionary of sexual positions
source: unclemelon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Corporate Mofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo's very own twisted view on the whole Enron thing. Boobies to follow.
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Makers Mark Bourbon)
 
 
 
Free shot glasses for California Farkers
source: makersmark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(CSICOP)
 
 
 
Skeptical Inquirer reveals the truth about the Mothman Prophecies.
source: csicop.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 


Thu January 31, 2002
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
Charges dismissed against proprietors of all-night lesbian bath house
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado man forced to pay child support for chldren that DNA tests prove are not his
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(iwon.com)
 
 
 
Study shows French workers take long breaks and work fewer hours than legal minimum
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush administration wants to change "fetus" classification to "unborn child". Fb-'s paternity not at issue.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(284)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL to Players: Scribble on your hat and we'll fine your ass $100,000
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did Bush neice have a Flagstaff arrest too?
source: azdailysun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Afghanistan barred from voting in UN because they owe $4600
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Terrorists fooled by nuclear con men, bought a bunch of pinball parts.
source: inq.philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
French band Asshead cuts ties with Tyson, promptly surrenders
source: ifrance.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Playboy.com)
 
Boobies
 
80's Singer Tiffany to be in Playboy next month about 15 years too late (not safe for work)
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(KCAL.com)
 
 
 
Stores that overcharge may be required to put a "me bad" sign in window
source: kcal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
New test can reveal whether boys are virgins
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Riot police develop spiderman-like powers
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vasily loves animals and enjoys spending time with his family. Now if only he could get his old job back shooting people in the back of the head.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Man achieves lifelong dream to clean up roadkill for a living.
source: poconorecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(US Navy)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for these sailors and their big orange cube
source: bupers.navy.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nigerian VP assulted by mob with water bottles. Surprised to find citizens are mad that the goverment blew their city up
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Remember the paralyzed Columbine student who forced himself out a window during the shooting? He carried the Olympic Torch today.
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kentucky football program hit with probation, one year bowl ban. Nevermind that they couldn't go to a bowl game anyway. Duke still sucks
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tyson is an asshead who's facing two possible counts of rape in Nevada
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Anandtech Forums)
 
 
 
Download the 2002 St. Pauli Girl poster (big download)
source: stpauligirl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Eightball)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson is a genius
source: eightballmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
7-11 to close dozens of stores amid rising profits
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boy family crime wave continues.
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(70)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Irradiated pieces of the mail being sold on eBay.
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(22)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lions fans actually waiting in line for tickets. They must mean Detroit, the moon not Detroit, Michigan
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(31)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man with bad hair humps goat in front of trainload of people
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for President Bush standing underneath something
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(186)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia preparing to launch another space tourist
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(16)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
15-year-old kid running porn site out of his bedroom. Faces 692 charges. He's also grounded.
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(135)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Its official, creativity gone from Hollywood.
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote to Name This Fish website has updated with many Farker's suggestions (including Wil Wheaton)
source: phortawesome.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago gets hit with 17" of snow, public schools stay open
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(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rampant acid-throwing virgins plague Bangledesh
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(88)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Family travels around the world with mother's ashes, then find out they were carrying somebody else
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(37)
 
(StarTribune)
 
 
 
Tons of corn chips accidentally sent to Olympics. Whoops
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(40)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark corporate design submission deadline Feb 4th. Post submissions (or links to submissions) in comments section
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(122)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Annoying pop-up ad sales down, doo-dah, doo-dah
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(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Reno goes toes up during speech, Dems try to piece together Republican scandal.
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(177)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Limos and cocktail parties not convincing anyone to become a plumber
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pissed off ex posts nude pics of girlfriend outside of bar
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Judge rules streaking legal for women in Maine
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(83)
 
(Detnews.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this infographic describing Domino Pizza founder's plan for a 25 story tall crucifix.
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(169)
 
(ncBuy)
 
 
 
Feburary is fast food manners month
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman hurt after putting out cigarette in gunpowder
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(62)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England beat India by 2 runs in "thrilling" fifth test. Cricket will make you sterile.
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(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Liberals gnash teeth as peace returns to Afghanistan.
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(279)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Clinton admits to making Yasser Arafat wait 20 minutes while he was getting a hummer
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(83)
 
(ncBuy)
 
 
 
Even this 7 month old baby knows the Rams are going to beat the Patriots
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(15)
 
(Fairvue.com)
 
 
 
Fark wins Bloggie for Best Weblog About Politics (?) (for real this time)
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pass the chips and the bowl of ammo, wouldja?
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza founder plans to build 25-story crucifix and smoke more crack.
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(139)
 
(Zap2it.com)
 
 
 
Walken cast in TNT miniseries "Julius Caesar"
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(26)
 
(YellowTimes.ORG)
 
 
 
Humorous and intensive look into Enron - Shattered Field of Dreams
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(14)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian school using limos and cocktail parties to lure students into becoming plumbers.
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(16)
 
(GameShark.com)
 
 
 
Farker Wooly Doug's Super Bowl prediction. Witness the power of the Bowlgorithm 2002.
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Houston Astros' Enron Field (for now) to what you think it should be
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(159)
 
(Maxim)
 
 
 
Quiz: What movie line do you say when a cop pulls you over for speeding while flapping your genitalia out the window?
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(121)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews "The Mothman Prophecies"... and is apparently going pretty easy on it
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(41)
 
(Robin)
 
 
 
Altruism vs. Individualism, a farkin essay
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like Michael Jackson, Sisqo may eventually turn into a freaky white chick
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(53)
 


Wed January 30, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only a tiny portion of the planet subject to falling satellites - see graphic
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(59)
 
(Worth1000.com)
 
 
 
Gallery of Wil Wheaton's potential offspring had he been mated with various celebs
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(18)
 
(Democratic Underground)
 
 
 
State of the Union with annotations
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a flyer for this hippie protest. Here's a sample
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi, Garth Brooks to honor Billy Joel in mediocrity extraviganza
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lewis required a tetanus shot after Tyson bit him
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(33)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Boredom has a new name: googlewhacking
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(105)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fat lady didn't really get can stuck in airplane toilet
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(25)
 
(NW Cable News)
 
 
 
Man robs bank armed with a backhoe
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'Axis of Evil' was just a figure of speech," says backpedalling Bush
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(206)
 
(Onefootball.com)
 
 
 
English soccer chief blames hooliganism on "society," not drinking of course
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(23)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
New service from McAfee allows users to bitch slap people that try to hack into their personal computers
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(82)
 
(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Terrorists give reporter 24 hours to live
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(159)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Police hunt kidnappers who ransomed school hamster for $1 million
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(41)
 
(Click10.com)
 
 
 
McDonalds manager convicted of beating up and spitting on customer who complained about the food
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(101)
 
(newschannel8.net)
 
 
 
Steel beam falls 11 stories and lands in man's passenger car seat.
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(41)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Video shows Enron employee ask former CEO Kenneth Lay if he was on crack
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(50)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ticket scalper says Super Bowl tickets are cheap because the game is going to suck ass
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(84)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Buck Wolf examines gluttony, a sport with a sanctioning body and championship matches.
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(28)
 
(Whitehouse.gov)
 
 
 
Photoshop the VP. Its his 61st Birthday today.
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(145)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Live weather camera of Detroit. Apparently it's Detroit, the Moon -- not Detroit, Michigan.
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(111)
 
(Arabnews.com)
 
 
 
Saudis, the same people that cut your head off for stealing, say Camp X-Ray is inhuman
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(181)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote to name this fish Wil Wheaton
source: phortawesome.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Miss Kitty's roommates are horrible slobs. Photoshops some signs to remind them to do things like clean up after themselves and remove their hair from the bathtub.
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(146)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CapAlert says avoid Kung Pow
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(101)
 
(Quad-City Times)
 
 
 
Purse snatcher eludes Chief of Police. Luckily, he drops his parole papers in the process
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(25)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosive residue found on man's shoe. Asshead walks off before security completes search. Part of San Francisco Airport now closed
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(156)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man robs bank to pay bail
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(20)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City jury awards $290,000 to two women who were deceived by a fundamentalist church that promised to produce Jesus Christ in the flesh.
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(162)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Inmates picking up trash find 10 live hand grenades under bridge
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prune Burgers to debute in school lunchrooms. Stock prices on bathroom passes rise.
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(40)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Teacher in UK sex scandel says back home in Canada, it's common for students to go to teachers' houses for dinner parties and hot tubs.
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(102)
 
(Kerouac)
 
 
 
Details on Toronto and Ottawa Fark parties
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(49)
 
(King5.com)
 
 
 
Bunch of millionaires' boats caught fire and you are supposed to feel bad for them
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The text of the State of the Union speech
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(390)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cats rip the Gators a new one in the Swamp. Duke sucks.
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Johnny Cochran hired to represent Enron workers. Still trying to figure out how to play the race card.
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(123)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Judge orders God to split into smaller deities
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two HS students suspended for "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" banner at Olympic Torch Relay
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(57)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Why Fox haas beaten CNN
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Mike and Gabe
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Using math to prove Barney the Purple Dinosaur is Satan
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(54)
 
(Art Bell)
 
 
 
Forget SA, Farkers should battle Art Bell's photoshop minions
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Zhang Ziyi, that girl from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (swimsuits, probably NSFW)
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(56)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scroll to the bottom for the most bizarre 9-11 story ever
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Male Nudes..just for the farkettes
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
WFP says Afghan famine averted. Liberals frantically search for another reason to bash US.
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Monica Bellucci - New Matrix actress (some not safe for work, clearly marked however)
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 Ways To Get The Office Babe..
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(70)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Brilliant Armed Robber Foiled by His Own Stupidity
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
John Daly has decided to take his alcohol problems international, joins European tour
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(21)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Virus Alert: the "Don't Farking Open Me" virus
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(28)
 
(tnnonline.com)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton to appear on TNN Star Trek marathon this weekend.
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mormon guide to overcoming masterbation
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(323)
 


Tue January 29, 2002
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bar visitors start training...ESPN to sponser Bud Light Quater Bounces Tournament. This is competition at its finest.
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
BBC to turn unethical Stanford University experiment into reality game show
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(34)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Tyson Denied Boxing License
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Brits spending �2 million to make cows fart less and make their crap smell better.
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New and improved breast milk: Now with flame retardant
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
State of the Union Address tonight, millions to tune in to watch for speech mistakes.
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(140)
 
(I helped create the game)
 
 
 
State of the Union Drinking Game...
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(22)
 
(via bongofury)
 
 
 
Top 10 Fark Photoshop finalists in Fark vs SA contest
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(272)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
It's a bird. It's a plane. Nope, it's falling satellite debris
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(22)
 
(MDN.co.jp)
 
 
 
Man robs two stores with a tree branch
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark wins Best Weblog About Politics in The Bloggie Awards
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hospital finds missing patient one month later in the crawlspace in the ER ceiling
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(67)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Pick Britney Spears' Super Bowl Commerical
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oregon farmer's lost wallet turns up in Japan
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(53)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Huge 30,000 year old cave discovered in England with skeletons, paintings and drawings of female genitals. Scientist conclude man has yet to evolve.
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(47)
 
(Walken Fan Club)
 
 
 
Contest for Walken Wannabes
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(20)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Everyone being forced to walk to the Super Bowl
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(31)
 
(UMN)
 
 
 
U of Minnesota Golden Gophers beat French Olympic hockey team 6-2
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(66)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Booking photo of Noelle Bush
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(169)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jeb Bush's daughter arrested on drug fraud
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(518)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Jesse Ventura admits he never fought in Vietnam
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man denied Darwin Award, saved after falling through ice on 57 degree day.
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese Peace Boat passengers solve world's problems through drinking, gambling and all-night dancing
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(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Enron CEO's wife says they're broke--had all assets in Enron stock. Video of teary interview also
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Disney may be in deep Pooh.
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(76)
 
(ncbuy.com)
 
 
 
Champion ball eater plans to repeat and set world record by eating 25 balls in less then 5 minutes
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(39)
 
(Whitehouse.org)
 
 
 
Attorney General: America must cease to be a lurid statuary of deviant sex
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(84)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Partial list of things fans are banned from bringing into the stadium for the Super Bowl
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(151)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study: cable better than network TV for cussing, violence and sex
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(13)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky man to lose custody of his pet alligator "Axel"
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(15)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Varenne, Italy's favorite horse, has been suggested as the country's next foreign minister
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stupid idea for another prime-time game show treated as such: The Chamber gets yanked.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia Tech coach has inaccuracies on his bio. Again.
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(15)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Kim Delaney busted for DUI, here's her mug shot
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(67)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Anyone manage to tally up the votes from the Fark vs SA photoshop contest? -Drew
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
One-legged bike messenger acquitted of punching shemale
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goooooool. Pele to advertise Viagra
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
House blows up, man flies into neighbor's yard and lives
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Justice Department hangs $8,000 drapes in front of partially naked statues
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(68)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Boy with cancer gets wish, plays in dirt outside hospital
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High Schooler charged with non-existent law; represents self, wins decision at state Supreme Court
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
S.C. lawmakers want to post 10 commandments next to Constitution, confused when they realize there are multiple versions
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(51)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Dumbass tells security screener at Miami International, "You missed my gun." Hilarity ensues.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Afghan president receives new gift from Bush. Go go Gadget flag hiding device.
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pope solves nationwide divorce problem with brief speech. Expected to win war on drugs tommorrow with 2 paragraph essay
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Audio archive of redneck 911 calls
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(19)
 
(Star)
 
 
 
Suge Knight claims he has a J-Lo sex tape
source: starmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(UnknownPlayer)
 
 
 
Cartoon-based massively multiplayer game shuts down open beta, fails to account for internet users being jerks
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(47)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For Sale: the city of Windsor, Canada
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(55)
 
(Daily Soccer)
 
 
 
Possibly the world's strangest soccer injury
source: dailysoccer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Study: Factual coverage of news by media down to 63%; blames government restrictions
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Chicks show off skimpy nighties (not safe for work)
source: wnew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(This Modern World)
 
 
 
Republicans agree that there's no scandal with Enron
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(therockalltimes.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man's 11-inch penis is just car substitute, claim friends
source: therockalltimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(PK.org)
 
 
 
Potted Beef: It's what's for dinner (or, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue: the other white meat)
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tecmo Bowl for NES determines outcome of Super Bowl XXXVI
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(48)
 
(Art Bell)
 
 
 
Is this a levitating redneck? (2nd pic down, as seen previously on Fark)
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(29)
 


Mon January 28, 2002
(LifeSite)
 
 
 
High School student suspended for wearing Pro-Life t-shirt
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK childrens' TV star goes on bender, gets blackmailed by hookers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vegetarians say eating chicken worse than 9/11 attacks
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(80)
 
(shaunebagwell.com)
 
Boobies
 
Feast your eyes on what Houston Astros first baseman used to hit AFTER the games (somewhat not safe for work)
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Brazilian anti-smoking ad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. District Judge limited by sentencing guidelines sends repeat offender back to prison for 15 years for possessing one .22 cal. bullet.
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(156)
 
(The Evening Post (UK))
 
 
 
Smoking toilets shut down subway
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson on Larry King Live tonight, let's see if he loves Larry King until... wait that's backwards
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Culling generations of stupid mice has bred smart mice that avoid traps and poison.
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kooky kids at their prom
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(MSNBC)
 
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Plane missing from Ecuador has crashed
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Eagles players celebrating after a touchdown.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for Shaq and Bush.
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(119)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Latest grocery store invention: shopping cart that takes your credit card and screams advertisments at you
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(47)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: become a Fark Moderator for a month. Auction ends tomorrow 10am EST
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ecuador Plane Missing with 92 People on Board
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(37)
 
(The Sunday Mail)
 
 
 
Giant grouper attacks, swallows scuba diver
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(55)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Snow is falling in the SF Bay Area, 100,000 traffic accidents expected
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Find out what Salt Lake City's mayor made such a fuss about: The Utah Bikini Team (safe for work)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rams/Patriots Super Bowl expected to challange Niners/Chargers Super Bowl XXIX for biggest blowout ever
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Men might be able to affect baby's gender by what he eats, according to study
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(27)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Renegade Kentucky scientists ready to clone humans
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(40)
 
(via Obscurestore)
 
 
 
Jesus avoids places where he's needed, appears in Wisconsin woman's tree.
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(63)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thailand cracks down on drug dealers - plans to shun them
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Salt Lake Mayor getting drunk and hanging out with chicks in bikinis to prove he's not Mormon
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(65)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Power shut off at Russian Space Agency for non-payment
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(27)
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
8 policemen and dog called in on possible robbery, discover two hedgehogs humping instead
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(22)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
$9,000 car seized and sold for $35.81 crime, upheld by Iowa Supreme Court
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(45)
 
(Knoxnews)
 
 
 
Bob Barker celebrates 30 years with 'Price is Right'. Says "The contestants have always been dumb."
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(32)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Past life guilt explains why you date jerks
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(66)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Nelson and Terry Show tomorrow at 7:30am PST on Rosie 105 (Portland, OR)
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(49)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Stephen King out of ideas, plans to end his writing career
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(140)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Same US sub that hit Japenese fishing boat tries to take another one down
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(74)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
NYC finally returning to normal: man told he can't eat on bus, throws food at dispatcher and stabs him twice.
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New gender-neutral bible planned
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(73)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canadian invents 'Icecotheque', a disco made out of ice
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(25)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Letters from people complaining to the FCC about Victoria Secret's fashion show on ABC
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(146)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Australians hold annual fish-throwing competition (with pic)
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(16)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
To say thanks to country for support, Broadway sends out touring show starring Sandy Duncan...no thanks necessary, really.
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(9)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man changes name to Zipardi Duda. Uncle may change his name to Remus
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(20)
 
(ncBuy)
 
 
 
Nothing says happy Monday like flowers and dildos
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New poll shows American women want bigger guns. France surrenders
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(41)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Complete idiot's lawnmower explodes after he tries to refuel it while it's still running
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(news&observer)
 
 
 
Networks to stop producing Saturday morning cartoons
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(66)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad email
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
No those aren't repeats below, those are all the Fark vs SA contest submissions split into 15 groups. Don't panic if the comment numbers are large, there were only 40 pics or so in each when I put them up. Everything else is comments. Have fun -Dr
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You can vote for multiple entries in each group. The top 10 overall will move on
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