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Sun January 27, 2002
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman sues "shock-jock" for post-traumatic stress; apparently unaware of function of power button on radio.
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(107)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rams shove themselves into the Super Bowl
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(68)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Cheney emerges from the Fortess of Seclusion to tell us that any similarities between himself, the Energy Task Force and Enron are coincidences, and we're not owned by the Energy industry, despite us doing that they want us to do
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(100)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steelers self-destruct in pure Baltimore fashion 24-17
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(165)
 
(Real Beer)
 
 
 
Saint Arnold, The Patron Saint of Beer
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(27)
 
(Shift.com)
 
 
 
The end of newspapers?
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Going crazy because you can't figure out the name of the song in that stupid commerical? Here's a complete list.
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(59)
 
(via classicgaming.com)
 
 
 
Classicgaming review of Gauntlet (with download)
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(30)
 
(County of Butte)
 
 
 
You thought it was bad being a butte pirate student. Imagine how hard it is to be incarcerated in butte jail
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(29)
 
(Some LARPers)
 
 
 
Why the Roman Empire fell.
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(107)
 
(siliconevalley.com)
 
 
 
If you can read this, you're ignoring Internet-Free Day
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(54)
 
(PGNews)
 
 
 
Underwear dance costs man his degree
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AOL and Olsen twins team up. France surrenders.
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cross-dresser killed in bar misunderstanding
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Porn star to Hungarian voters: "Pull your lever for me."
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(36)
 
(Some Long Haired Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Long haired weeners...uh, men
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(50)
 
(The Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
21 month old survives on potato chips and toilet water for four days after mother kicks it
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Miss Cleo and company being sued for billing fraud, phone spamming. She never saw it coming.
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(54)
 
(japantoday)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan set to become eyewear magnate.
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some ass robs the house of a dead Marine during his funeral
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(49)
 
(Camp Chaos)
 
 
 
Walken (animated) featured in funny webtoon about a guy, a monkey, and a whole gaggle of Wayans's
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(43)
 
(Quicktime)
 
 
 
Scotland, PA - new Walken film trailer
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(24)
 
(Inktank)
 
 
 
Even better Tron, online version released next week
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(27)
 
(The Scotsman Online)
 
 
 
Baker crushed by dough machine...Pilbury doughboy sought for questioning
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tonya Harding kicked out of apartment. Finds new place to live: her car.
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(73)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Chocolate is now good for you
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UK loses to Alabama. Duke still sucks
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(29)
 
(Savings and Clone)
 
 
 
Gene Banking: When your dog dies, just clone a new one. (Gift certificates available.)
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lion that killed Taliban fighter and survived a grenade attack dies of old age
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these goobs at a Renaissance Festival
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(116)
 
(BigMeats)
 
 
 
The Incredible Hulk cartoon, with downloadable theme song
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Magnetic healing
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(44)
 


Sat January 26, 2002
(Some Rocket Guy)
 
 
 
Rocket Guy almost ready for take-off. Should be dead any day now.
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(79)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Pravda.ru celebrates its third birthday
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hobbits originally from Kentucky. Do a ctrl + f search on the webpage for "Kentucky"
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Contestants needed for new reality show "Who Wants to be a Playboy Playmate" -- Hef to pick winner using his advanced scientific methods
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy wants to know why people are searching for "Wil Wheaton pregnant fb- is the father" (Scroll to Nov 27)
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good pic
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whales beach themselves in Japan. Rescuers have to fight with others who show up with chainsaws to carve themselves some whale meat
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania. Where the buffalo roam the interstate.
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(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
John Ashcroft orders semi-nude paintings and sculptures covered, tired of boobies appearing behind him during press conferences
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Manuela Arcuri (not safe for work)
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(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Plane with 250 passengers takes off on taxiway in wrong direction at Anchorage Airport.
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientist says he has cloned Richard Simmons
source: entertainment.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder in palimony suit. His defense: 'I've never seens this woman before your honor'
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wood toting soldiers
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(156)
 
(gltron.org)
 
 
 
An even better Game of tron.. Gentlemen, start your light cycles
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List of All Catholic Saints
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daughter's school-skipping habits lands mother in jail, while she is in jail, Daughter skips school again
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Doctors stunned by baby's resemblance to Yoda
source: thedailybull.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(UGO.com)
 
 
 
File sharing made easy for those tired of Napster
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon hottie Zhang Ziyi's Visa commercial
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(39)
 
(Schmews)
 
 
 
Details of feces-themed art leaked to public, art loses shock value.
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(34)
 
(the Wired Press)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson: Misunderstood artist of our time?
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(16)
 
(Brunching Shuttlecocks)
 
 
 
Satan on Wine Testing
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(17)
 
(Fox)
 
 
 
Correction, Brittnay Daniel ISNT the 80's Show Punk
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(41)
 
(artbell.com)
 
 
 
Art Bell continues to shock the world; definitive proof that strange beings do exisits. Most from the planet Earth.
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Play a game of Tron in 3D with this fun clone
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(19)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Why the hell are there jellyfish fossils in Wisconsin?
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(31)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Penis-multilating tampon puts rapists out of business - forever
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(232)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice's mom, knows how to pick out yummy bull testicles (third story)
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(18)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Teen claims that he accidentally chopped his friend up with an axe and put him in the fridge
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Republicans have no sense of humor: or exhibit A in why we need a flamebait tag
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(113)
 


Fri January 25, 2002
(CTPOST.com)
 
 
 
Teen charged in mall streaking.
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Recipe for veggie haggis: serve with mashed neeps and tatties.
source: vegsoc.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Everquest economy almost as big as Russia's
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(everythingisnt.com)
 
 
 
The Skallas Wearable ATM. Be your own bank and charge ridiculous fees.
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop the 96.5 breakfast club
source: 965thepoint.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker MSkateBMX helps raise $50,000 for skaters, now bikers want it
source: statenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Beyond Weird)
 
 
 
Law makes it illegal to make contact with an extraterrestrial craft. Cops crack down on trailer parks.
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(19)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Only 2,000 folks checked out this article today, it's too funny to let it go at that. Do not miss this article.
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(150)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chinese plane bug saga: Rei's employer refuses comment.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 7:30EST on TechTV
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Acid cloud over Jersey. Nothing new under the sun
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(73)
 
(96.5 The Point)
 
 
 
Drew's interview with 96.5 Seattle this morning (realaudio)
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Former Enron Exec kills self, accounting wondering how they'll fit him in shredder
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(357)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Report: Former Enron Official Commits Suicide
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rams quarterback Kurt Warner praying to his horned pagan god for victory.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(215)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Perverted Airport security can see through your clothes in Orlando.
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bush seeks extra $2.1 billion to protect borders, Barnes & Noble furious
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Thieves Steal Apple Juice Truck
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Tempe 8th-graders disciplined for hugging
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(108)
 
(Firehouse.com)
 
 
 
Short piece on new Subway guy who lost weight. "Henry was so big, you could write 'Engine 2' on him and nobody would notice"
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(52)
 
(via Robot Wisdom)
 
 
 
Turkey declares publishing Chomsky is terrorism
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(115)
 
(QCTimes.com)
 
 
 
Another article about Fark on the Dave Thomas video (Jan 8th)
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Metallica's James Hetfield is a new daddy. Baby reportedly Suing napster because songs contain the word 'baby'
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT Potty Messager: In 3 months before being Farked, 8500 messages. In past 24 hours: 20,000+ messages
source: neurosis.mit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
AIDS set to surpass Black Death as top killer disease of all time
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
Funeral home in Australia obtains license to serve beer and wine.
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Counterpoint: Rams' Warner fully healed, expected to start Sunday. In other news, oat bran both causes and cures cancer
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Inmates cut jail time by fixing surfboards
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(News-Journal)
 
 
 
Councilman wants to change name of Volusia County to NASCAR or Daytona. Shark Attack not being considered.
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway planning to decriminalize narcotics use, liberalize pornography rules and raise the blood-alcohol limit for driving. Bizarro Superman unavailable for comment
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: become a Fark Moderator for a month
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Idiot jumps into zoo's lion pit and gets eaten. What the hell did he expect was going to happen?
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman's cell phone listed to strip-o-gram agency. She's pissed and so are the guys who have been calling her.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio town, population 60, has 14 cops and issues $300,000 in speeding tickets each year. New mayor wants to can the cops
source: dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
X-Box Picks Steelers -vs- Rams in Super Bowl
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Otto the bus driver has his day in court. Insists he only wanted to go to Burger King with the kids.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
If your name is Jennifer Smith and have a lopsided pair of boobies, the rock group Bloodhound Gang needs to talk to you
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Final call for Fark vs Something Awful photoshop contest submissions. Post in the comments, no need to repost from previous days. No votee no collectee
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(258)
 
(post-dispatch.com)
 
 
 
Pick the Eagles. Ram's Kurt Warner hurt worse than reported. Farker Bigpeeler expected to take his place this Sunday
source: home.post-dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Dotcom Scoop)
 
 
 
Salon.com's premium subscription model is a horrible failure. 0.8% success rate
source: dotcomscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's Robbie Burns Day, you kilted bagpipin' scotch-swillin' blouse wearin' poodle walkers
source: mimi.essortment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Saudi government says US servicewomen must cover up anyhow
source: nando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Milkman who saved neighborhood by putting out fire with 320 pints named Hero Milkman of the Millenium, shuts out milkmen for next 999 years.
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(National Lampoon)
 
 
 
Companies line up to hire Arthur Andersen
source: nationallampoon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
It's rainin dead birds. Hallelujah it's rainin dead birds.
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Man falls off horse during race, gets back on, wins race
source: nationalpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Three months after millionaire husband was clubbed to death at home, widow marries electrician who wired their security system. Hmmm
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(ncBuy)
 
 
 
Olympic nutritionist warns athletes not to eat McDonalds food
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(ncBuy)
 
 
 
17 year old kid is bringing a Playboy Playmate as his date to the prom
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Pepperjack)
 
 
 
Drew to be on 96-5 The Point-Seattle's Breakfast Club this morning. Allow the pop-up.
source: 965thepoint.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Man tells flight crew he's a sky marshall, then two real sky marshalls get on. Hilarity ensues
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark now blocked by Bess. Type in fark.com and request they review/unblock it.. Be polite
source: database.n2h2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for whatever this is
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SA's awful link of the day gets hacked. Dave Thomas robot dances to celebrate. This link is safe for work but the rest of the guestbook is not
source: titan.guestworld.tripod.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Indiana.edu)
 
 
 
Why men have nipples
source: amos.indiana.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this instant replay review
source: espn-i.starwave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(npr)
 
 
 
Japanese filmakers create anime version of 1927 classic 'Metropolis'
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Liza Minelli claims hre mother, Judy Garland, is her guardian angel. Gay men upset, but willing to share.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CapAlert's review of Black Hawk Down
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(NY Times)
 
 
 
New Walken film Scotland, PA coming out Feb. 8
source: lot47.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sign up for Fantasy Bass Fishing
source: games.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Neil Gaiman)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman's weblog
source: neilgaiman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(allAfrica.com)
 
 
 
Even though Nigeria has strict Islamic laws, keggers are still popular.
source: allafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(SecularHumanist)
 
 
 
Is the high price of guided ordinance keeping you from blowing up what you want to? Perhaps you should look into a faith based missle.
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Dutch Playmate used to be a man (not safe for work)
source: playboy.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 


Thu January 24, 2002
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing school bus found.
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(92)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And now some useless statistics from the 2000 census
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
With Dave out of the picture, Satan makes his move on Wendy's
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A recap of all the dumbass things Joan Rivers said at the Golden Globes
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(SDSU.edu)
 
 
 
Photoshop "Ambassador Montezuma"
source: advancement.sdsu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(SDSU.edu)
 
 
 
See San Diego State University's lame new "Ambassador Montezuma" to replace their older, racially offensive mascot
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10% of old people are psychotic
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(KState Collegian)
 
 
 
Press coverage of SA vs Fark photoshop contest
source: kstatecollegian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Schoolbus loaded with children disappears en route to school
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Washington State Legislature)
 
 
 
Banning evolution: it's not just a dumb idea, in Washington State it's a proposed law
source: leg.wa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(307)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bad day at work: Nothing goes right for would-be criminal
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two-euro coin exact same size and weight as 10-baht Thai coin. In related news, European vending machines now offering 87% discount on everything
source: sg.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists breed pigs with spinach genes, Sam I Am still waiting on eggs
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(via PacLand.cc)
 
 
 
2002 concept cars
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Baby with tail declared to be Hindu god
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olympic Bridge players worried about drug testing
source: greatbridgelinks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
15-year-old demands cell phone, bitch-slaps congressman
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Annoying pop up ads account for $5.7 billion in ad spending. Nobody cares or uses them.
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(IGN boards)
 
 
 
Whod win: Wesley Crusher vs. Annakin Skywalker
source: vnboards.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scottish scientist to create first artificial black hole. A BLACK HOLE. What the hell is he thinking?
source: nature.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
TV stations cut frames from shows to run more ads (mostly for hard liquor)
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What are your top 5 favorite comedy movies of all time? (discussion)
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(533)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Former Wendy's employee and current WWF star Booker T wore Biggie Size Wendy's uniform during series of holdups
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
Man mistakes cat's ashes for anthrax. Man later says cat was always a pain in the ass.
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stupidest police department in the world refuses to do its job because it thinks "Harry Potter" books promote Satanism
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Cops toss cuffed carjacking suspect out 8th floor window, say "It looks like a suicide"
source: inq.philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-Doors keyboardist Ray Manzarek reflects on Jim Morrison and his penis
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Maryland delegate and sissy son were scared by Steeler fans, vow to never return
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stallone would like to reprise Rocky and Rambo roles, and perhaps pull career out of crapper in process.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mexico opens its own "Betty Ford Clinic", entire country checks in
source: ae.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Send a message to an MIT student while they use the bathroom.
source: neurosis.mit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
O.J. lawyer outraged that cops would question him about the disappearance of his ex. Lawyer assures us that O.J. was searching for Nicole's killers on the day in question.
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Free Winona" shirts selling like hotcakes in L.A. despite the fact that Winona Ryder is not in jail.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dumbass smuggles knife on plane, calls radio show to brag about it. Hilarity ensues
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Survey shows families prefer Internet to TV and each other
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Saudi's pissed about new dress code for female service members.
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(ESPN)
 
Video
 
Bird gets hit with tennis ball during Aussie Open doubles game; eat your heart out, Randy Johnson
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Four-legged telepathic football terrorizes Chile
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(SA v. Fark)
 
 
 
Fark v SA day 4: TV shows that never will be made. No need to repost from prior days. Kick some butt
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(275)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New fark stock game since the last one got all farked up. Password is beerkeg...starts on 1-31-02
source: virtualstockexchange.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Here's the real hottie from "That 80s Show"
source: modelscafe.ifrance.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Another auction from Porno-Wife-Boy. Check out the story on this one.
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Red Wings' Larionov saves neighbors from fire
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(US Army Research Lab)
 
 
 
Photoshop ENIAC
source: ftp.arl.army.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
News media fooled by free energy hoax
source: slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(HolidayGallery)
 
 
 
Farkers in Afghanistan announce upcoming FarkParty.
source: holidaygallery.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Fag.com)
 
 
 
Fag.com: ball bearing provider for your fag bearing world
source: fag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
How to pick up Mormon chicks
source: singleswardthemovie.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Open up a can of Nude Beer
source: go-abacos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Number of journalists killed rose last year. Sadly, none of them were Geraldo.
source: nando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Actress who plays spikey haired chick on "That 80's Show" is actually a hottie (safe for work?)
source: ravensrealm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(298)
 


Wed January 23, 2002
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tyson apoligizes for not being 'politically correct.' Not sorry for being completely crazy
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CapAlert says getting lit and jumping off one's house is impudent in review of Orange County.
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco supervisors get rid of 50 laws; now you can dance to the National Anthem and sexual perverts can hang out at businesses.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(NewsNet5.com)
 
 
 
Man throws his pit bull at Police
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Pope to visit New York and kiss a lot of stuff
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Kooks against wireless, unite
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush to mortage our collective future for a missile defense shield
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(398)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
"How To Be A Ho", by Batman and Sir Charles
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
World's oldest woman turns 115, remembers hot date with Strom Thurmond.
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goal-scoring referee retires over rule-bending scandal
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Enron Auditor to use "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" defense
source: webfin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: 100 gig HD, wife no longer needs it (read last 5 sentences)
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Netherlands wins for most interesting Euro design (not safe for work)
source: bizarsite.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(The Guardian)
 
 
 
Sex quiz: are you doing it legally? (UK edition)
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bored scientist constructs Olympic Rings logo using live nerve cells. In other news, still no cure for cancer.
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only 6% of Ivy League professors say they are somewhat conservative. Everyone else is farther left
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(248)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Amazon turns profit, say flying pigs
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Archery range owner wants liquor license. Future Fark headline to read, "5 killed, many wounded in drunken bow-bar brawl"
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Gulliver the cat returns home after 6 years. Mr. Bigglesworth and Hank the Cavy unavailable for comment
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pic of Chelsea Clinton at show where she modelled unstained dress
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
EMI dumps Carey with $28m payoff
source: europe.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(projo.com)
 
 
 
Man caught in circle jerk offs self.
source: projo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(ncbuy.com)
 
 
 
Matthew Perry was too high to remember having sex with Liz Hurley. Fb- is the father
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protest
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France to honor FDNY with 600-pound marzipan cake
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
101-year-old credits longevity to gin
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
A Flock Of Seagulls organizing reunion tour
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Titles of obscene videos and DVDs recently seized by US Customs
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
'Dead End' Sign At Cemetery To Be Removed
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Female military personnel in Saudia Arabia no longer required to wear muslim dress. Instead they will go topless
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Fark VS. SA)
 
 
 
Fark VS SA Photoshop Smackdown, day 3. TOPIC:TV that would never be made. No need to repost from previous days. All entries will be collected Friday. No Votee No collectee.
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
20% of Londoners want to give up and move
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Mirror Site)
 
 
 
Shaking with rage and obscenely clutching his groin, he screamed: "I'll f*ck you in the ass you punk ass white boy. I'll f*ck you in the ass you coward, you bitch. You f*cking faggot." Transcription of Tyson outburst.
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new Georgia state flag
source: sos.state.ga.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Girls Gone Wild)
 
Boobies
 
Play a different kind of flash game with Girls Gone Wild (not safe for work)
source: girlsgonewild.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Britney Spears "wishes she had never said anything about being a virgin now"
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mural of Pamela Anderson to be sold due to repeated vandalism attacks.
source: thebladder.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man refuses to do love scene with topless J-Lo; says it's because he's Catholic, not gay.
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dumb robber uses getaway van with his name on the outside in large letters
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Average life expectency for men closing in on women
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Had a long day? Drink an entire butt
source: bottledbeer.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Democrats and press say 'Kmartgate' will be bigger than Enron
source: rightwingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add Robert Altman to the list of Hollywood limousine liberals who say they are leaving the US but never do.
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arrogant Bastard Ale
source: stonebrew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behind The Music That Sucks: Britney and her abusive redneck parents
source: ganja.shell42.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Kendalltim)
 
 
 
Denver Fark Party update: date set
source: home.talkcity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Bachelor Tips: mooching meals.
source: thetoque.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(SavannahNow.com)
 
 
 
Georgia town adopts former confederate state flag as "town flag". Also decides to post 10 Commandments in same vote. If this isn't Fark flamebait, I don't know what is.
source: savannahnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(317)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Men who owned former ABA team now earn millions yearly from NBA for doing nothing
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 


Tue January 22, 2002
(peopledaily.com)
 
 
 
Chinese calf clone named Weiwei all farked up, dies
source: english.peopledaily.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope says internet needs regulation to stop depravity; Fark not mentioned specifically, but was implied
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
After bicyclist gets pissed at being hit by SUV, driver shoots him for good measure
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
In South Korea, being hungover can qualify you for worker's comp.
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Watch the video of Tyson freaking out. An instant classic.
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Cinescape.com)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Nemesis to get totally farked by opening between Harry Potter 2 and LOTR 2
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(NW Cable News)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton models slinky, stain free, dress in Paris fashion show
source: nwcn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The Price is Riot: melee ensues over tickets for special 30th Anniversary show.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pat Summerall to retire from football broadcasts. Tired of sitting in enclosed area with John Madden after he ate sausages
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
AOL sues Microsoft over unfair browser practices
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman who exposes her breasts at Mardi Gras sues producers of "Girls Gone Wild" tape for invasion of privacy
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Daily forum thread
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(348)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate mourns the loss of Daria, that crappy cartoon nobody watched
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(celebpecs.com)
 
Weeners
 
Shirtless male celebrity pics
source: celebpecs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson goes ape at press conference; throws punches, points at crotch and bites Lennox Lewis
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Batman appointed as President of hospital
source: thestarpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
National 'Do Not Call' Registry proposed to stop telemarketers. Companies that continue to call would be fined $11,000 per call
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Neighbor smells something dead at O.J. Simpson's ex-girlfriend's home, panics, calls police
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
"Americanized" goldfish overeats itself to the size of a housecat
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(plastic.com)
 
 
 
Lord of the Rings novellization on the way
source: plastic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Australian Army guys. Sponsored by Worth 1000
source: defence.gov.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: become a Fark Moderator for a month
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
K-Mart files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sheep-judging contest
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods will pay $200 for each ''illegal Mexican alien delivered.''
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon posts a profit. France Surrenders
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Man celebrates MLK day by hanging his lawn jockey from tree, proclaims "I ain't no damn biggot"
source: toledoblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lifelong Patriots fan dies when team wins playoff game.
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you are interested in buying AR-15 assault rifles, contact Drew
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(ncBuy)
 
 
 
Princess Diana was cloned shortly after her death and now plans to attack the UK
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fat people are looking to sue the fast food industry for forcing them to be fat
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(253)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teacher has sex with 3 pupils. Nobody complains but she still ends up in court
source: news.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Brisbane Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Exploding crocodiles plague new Crocodile Hunter video
source: couriermail.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small trembler felt in Beaver
source: harktheherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Greenpeace "traitor" hunted down like fat whale by former comrades
source: portal.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
The history of videogames from 1889-2002.
source: gamespot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Fat Bastard)
 
 
 
Fat Bastard - the wine
source: fatbastard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Creationism museum presents Bible as fact, such as man and dinosaur coinhabitation.
source: calendarlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(282)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones 4 is all systems go. Fabled Indy whip being replaced with elderly walker
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(ifilm.com)
 
Video
 
Apocolypse Pooh
source: ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(DMRegister)
 
 
 
Cavy escapes again. Mr. Bigglesworth not implicated
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Fark vs. SA)
 
 
 
Fark vs. Something Awful photoshop contest day 2. Post Tuesday's entries here so we don't have to wait 10 minutes for the thread to load. Remember to add the vote button or it won't count on Friday.
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservative pundits test the limits of credibility while trying to blame liberals for Enron's demise
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New StrongBad email at HomestarRunner.com.
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
In fitting metaphor for whole region, tourist hot-spot in New Delhi is Toilet Museum.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man wanted for armed robbery arrested at prison while visiting his accomplice
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(MDN.co.jp)
 
 
 
19-year takes taxi 550 miles, 20 hours, skips out on fare
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
White supremacists freaked out by Census data
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(244)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Why beer is required for human procreation
source: calgarysun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Martin's list of top 5 lamest Star Trek sites
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these islamic fundamentalist women protestors
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 


Mon January 21, 2002
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bum sets fire under bridge to keep warm, melts 13,000 phone lines
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Leftists lie and screw-up Enron facts in effort to discredit President Bush
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(338)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hitler's relatives have been living in Long Island for the past 50 years
source: portal.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gary - "America's Magic Industrial City" - if by "Magic Industrial City" they mean "Shithole"
source: ww2.netnitco.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia thinks it might be stupid to suspend students for bringing plastic Tweety Bird purses with chains on them to school
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alpha male monkeys less likely to use cocaine, get better bananas
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fox having hard time selling all Superbowl ad space
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian military wants to help out in Afghanistan, but lacks enough planes to fly troops over
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Posh English Amnesiac turns out to be a gay french porn star.
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despair releases "BitterSweets", Valetine candy hearts for the dumped & dysfunctional. Sayings include "LUV 2 STALK U", "I NEED SPACE, MONEY" and "TIME 2 TRADE UP".
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High-pressure vacuum flush seals woman to airplane toilet seat
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(123)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Peeing in public in Akron now costs $500
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(30)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Relieve stress by looking at art. Jury still out on whether porn is art.
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(19)
 
(Retrocrush)
 
 
 
Homepage of Evil Wil Wheaton from that parallel universe
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
How women sniff out Mr. Right
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(54)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Contraband, abandoned exotic animals create Tijuana's Accidental Zoo
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brothel workers: Beware of carpal tunnel syndrome
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Civil war, volcano, now poisoned water. Living in Congo continues to suck
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Blair says detainees have no complaints
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(88)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
85-year-old man drives car through barbershop, gets out of vehicle and asks for haircut
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(14)
 
(via snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes TV show begins filming
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(15)
 
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Weeners
 
Something for the women: Naked guys (not safe for work)
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists make goat produce spider silk, then take another hit from bong
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(23)
 
(KaZaA)
 
 
 
Hilarious Dutch commercial, 8mb .mov format. Not safe for work if your speakers are turned way up
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(278)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
More people find tax cheating acceptable
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(42)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brits will soon be able to buy groceries and get divorced at same time.
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(14)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bush cabinet drawing up secret plan to oust Saddam...someone needs reminder of what "secret" means.
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this knee-slapping and downright hilarious Ziggy cartoon
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(152)
 
(Procrastination)
 
 
 
Quiz: which webmaster are you?
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World Trade Center scrap sent to India and China for use in new construction projects
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(67)
 
(Norwich)
 
 
 
Cop fools women into posing nude for 'murder investigation'
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(52)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Docs on the woman who almost killed Martin Luther King Jr. in 1958
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(20)
 
(Dispatch)
 
 
 
"Hispanic voters really are Republicans. They just don't know it yet."
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(50)
 
(liveaudiowrestling.com)
 
 
 
Pro-wrestler Iron Shiek profiled as terrorist, not allowed on plane
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(79)
 
(www.wsls.com)
 
 
 
Congressman says NBC is forcing people to drink hard liquor.
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(33)
 
(Fark vs SA)
 
 
 
Post SA vs Fark photoshops here. We'll repost all submissions and vote for real on Friday. Any submission without a vote button in this thread won't be included because our automated update thingee won't see it
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(358)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Say hello to AOL Red Hat Time Warner
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark vs Somethingawful photoshop contest
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(249)
 
(Irish Times)
 
 
 
Mystery rafts washing up on beaches - 5 skeletons since last September
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brett Favre throws 6 interceptions in playoff game, first time anyone has since 1955.
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(88)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
NFL to review rule that gave Patriots "immaculate incompletion"
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(94)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lava in Africa hits gas station, 100 looters dead
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Staggeringly tactless banner advertisement (pic)
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
Weeners
 
Europe's first brothel for women goes bust
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(35)
 
(Some Perverto)
 
Boobies
 
Teticas Colombianas (some not safe for work)
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(26)
 
(Corporate Mofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo vs. the SCA, Round 2: The Amazing True Story of Cloak Boy (not safe for work, boobies at bottom of page)
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(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Police giving demonstration of drug dog in school find several students with pot.
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(55)
 
(priceless420.com)
 
Boobies
 
Bikini Preview
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(28)
 
(somethingawful)
 
 
 
Childrens books that you'll never see, but should.
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(69)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Cthulhu demands you read the collected works of HP Lovecraft
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(44)
 
(ABC7Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Tired of excuses at collection time, church is installing ATM.
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(58)
 
(lsj.com)
 
 
 
Congalese brave active volcano, return home
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(35)
 
(lsj.com)
 
 
 
Renegade kilt-wearer returns to school
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(48)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Saliva test tells when women are ovulating
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fundamentalists to save infidels. Jihad starts Feb. 17. (No, not the Taliban)
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