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Sun January 13, 2002
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(ET)
 
 
 
Adam Ant charged with assault, firearms offense
source: etonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(The House on the Rock)
 
 
 
Just when you thought you'd seen the weirdest tourist trap ever...
source: thehouseontherock.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Advice on fighting terrorism from Gene Simmons
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Bush chokes on pretzel while watching football, passes out
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(235)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Liberal media bias is a myth
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(InsightMag)
 
 
 
How Clinton destroyed the Economy
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(146)
 
(Media Monitors Network)
 
 
 
Right-wing Israelis call for mass castration
source: shamir.mediamonitors.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' new movie is unintentionally hilarious
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The Vaporware 2001 Awards: Empty Promises
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop SNL skit: N'Sync Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones dress rehearsal
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: a photo of I-Mockery that only Wil Wheaton can buy
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(101)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Prince Harry spends a day in rehab for pot smoking and drinking.
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Shaq finally kicks someone's ass
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(75)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cuban shows up at game in Dairy Queen attire; actually looks young enough to be working the drive-through
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(420)
 
(ESPN)
 
Video
 
Video of Shaq going off on Brad Miller
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(30)
 
(Some Lottery)
 
 
 
I suppose this is what everyone in South Carolina is Wondering...
source: sceducationlottery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Freshmeat.net)
 
 
 
Installing certain Borland products allows them to break into your house. Guess it would be a good idea to read those license agreements from now on.
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(53)
 
(Coffee Break Arcade)
 
 
 
Play 'Cutie Quake' - it's not much like Quake but it is cute.
source: coffeebreakarcade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(www.gamegrene.com)
 
 
 
Farker Aeonite's review of new French werewolf film, Brotherhood of the Wolves (France Surrenders)
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(66)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Screen caps from Neve Campbell & Denise Richard in "Wild Things" (not safe for work)
source: synapse.tm   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(PETA)
 
 
 
Photoshop the PETA Chicken
source: peta-online.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(244)
 


Sat January 12, 2002
(AP)
 
 
 
In an effort to shift blame, Pakistan bans terrorism. (It was India we swear)
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Baby with tail born in India, Fb- swears he didn't do it
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Free punch cards
source: acme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears mom's online journal
source: britneyspears.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Rule Fark for a day. Auction ends just after 1pm EST
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(443)
 
(Aldera)
 
 
 
New York radio station sends stripper to two goobs waiting in line for Episode II in Seattle
source: aldera.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In defense of Biblical inspiration. Part 1
source: apologeticspress.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Gibbleguts.com)
 
 
 
Farting Dog Harmonics (repeat from way back)
source: gibbleguts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(MSU)
 
 
 
Michigan State University selling thousands of tons of manure online. Gov. Engler said to be feeling "much better".(Click on "Submit/Look").
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1971 Sears Catalog - 1600 Pages of Pure Ugly
source: toonhead.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sisqo might have either Michael Jackson's condition or his surgeon
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(The Times-Picayune)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads may be barred from Super Bowl
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Geniuses in US intelligence conclude terrorism now bigger threat than nuclear missile attack
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Needlepoint piracy through filesharing becoming epidemic
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Farkers on the moon
source: pharmweb.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Newpagan.com)
 
 
 
In response to Chick tracts, New Pagan tracts
source: newpagan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
David Lynch to head Cannes jury this year. Only weird ass films expected to win.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(snopes.com)
 
 
 
Do more people get kicked to death by donkeys than die in plane crashes?
source: snopes2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
GI-Joe: A death long overdue
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Dark-America)
 
 
 
Dark-America's new column, Movies We Love to Hate; first victim: Titanic
source: dark-america.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Brassknuckles)
 
 
 
The perils of washing your face and your butt with the same towel
source: brassknuckles.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(StraightDope.com)
 
 
 
Who wrote the Bible? Part 5
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Camaro Mullet Lovesick also returns only one item on google. At least until we linked to it
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(74)
 
(gossipnews.it)
 
Boobies
 
No need to speak Italian to appreciate this calendar. (nsfw)
source: gossipnews.it   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latest from the best stickman kung fu animator - XiaoXiao 5
source: sfdt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Raving Toy Maniac)
 
 
 
Muppets action figures
source: toymania.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 


Fri January 11, 2002
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Bachelor Tips: Showering only when necessary
source: thetoque.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Creator of Get Fuzzy must read Fark? France Surrenders.
source: unitedmedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Japan launches whale tracking sattelite, whales protest invasion of their privacy
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 7:30EST on TechTV
source: thescreensavers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Harry Knowles spits out the truth about NSYNC not being cut in EP2
source: aint-it-cool-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Greatest Knockouts of the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship)
source: sherdog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(April Winchell)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton on WorldWideWank's radio show this Sunday. All Farkers encouraged to call in
source: aprilwinchell.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(via obscurestore.com)
 
 
 
Man sets 30 foot straw goat on fire
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Military robots prepare for battle
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these buddhist monks playing parcheesi or something
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mormons end ban on e-mail providing you don't log on more than once a week
source: 4utah.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Korean brewer invents chewable sake
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Judge in Seattle rejects challenge to mandatory bowing in judo
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canada's latest weather front and fb-'s wang have something in common: their names
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
20-pound rodent running loose in Iowa City. Mr. Bigglesworth called in for assistance
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Batboy hiding in Austin, pining for Jenna Bush
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(29)
 
(megastar.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman has operation to stop 14 years of hiccuping
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(20)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Second virgin birth in history occurs. It's a shark this time. Could be trouble
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Beavers, deer, and woodchucks under federal investigation
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(25)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Clinton hires 3-breasted intern
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons trying to shame U.S. into funding weight loss
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
OJ to shoot documentary of himself at ground zero
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky man now able to sue hospital for unauthorized penis amputation. Hoping evidence will stand up in court.
source: kentuckyconnect.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky hotel orders 5 dozen donuts. Donut place delivers 5,000 donuts. Police offer to help settle dispute.
source: kentuckyconnect.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Davey Crockett: world's smallest nuke
source: brook.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Ikea starts its own railway in Europe. But will stops have names like BJRKEN and SVNG?
source: nationalpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Rule Fark for a Day. One day to go
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Fire engine catches fire on way to blaze
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(21)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
High school students demand wars in easier-to-find countries
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to become manager of Dairy Queen after calling refs unable to manage one and getting fined $500,000 for saying so
source: 24hour.newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man breaks into house, terrorizes family, realizes he is in wrong house, apologizes
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(The Brains Trust)
 
 
 
Depressed man diagnosed as "British"
source: thebrainstrust.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-dotcom shifts from laptops to lapdancers
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(NCBuy.com)
 
 
 
Afghani nickname for U.S. Soldiers: Yabba Dabba Doo. Doesn't mean what you think
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
On euro coin Sweden is shown as limp weener. In other news, turn the Georgia quarter upside down and it looks like a butt with a stick in it
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
U.S. intelligence says al-Qaeda is fleeing Afghanistan by sea. Apparently has not seen a map recently
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Friends star Matthew Perry the father of Liz Hurley's baby? Fb- unavailable for comment
source: entertainment.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Sensible Erection)
 
Boobies
 
Everyone's favorite IRC girl Gillian Milne (not safe for work)
source: sensibleerection.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(TGSPRO.com)
 
 
 
Nabisco buys baseball team. Say hello to the Baltimore Oreos
source: tgspro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Howard Kurtz on info-babes and why we like to watch them
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denver Fark Party?
source: home.talkcity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Straightdope.com)
 
 
 
Here we go again, bible origins part 4
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kravitz meets Gene & Paul, realizes "Hey, I could do that too."
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Photoshop the 2002 Tennessee Quarter.
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some Ninja wannabes
source: bol.ucla.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some job hunting info for all you Farkers who have been recently laid off, or not so recently laid off.
source: officefunnies.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to behave like an American, a short illustrated guide for the rest of the world
source: modernhumorist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(319)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The smack Fred Durst game
source: antimtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 


Thu January 10, 2002
(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Reports Of Strange Objects Flood 911 Operators (with pic)
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Ad Guy" action figures
source: rodgerstownsend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Sacbee.com)
 
 
 
Old man attempts to thwart bank theft, doesn't like cops or banks just pissed it itterrupted him cashing a check.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
College students don't eat well. Also, the sky is blue.
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen invites Mark Cuban to manage a store for a day
source: basketball.dallasnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Arab News)
 
 
 
Camel angry over being the butt of recent jokes kills his master
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(SciFi.com)
 
 
 
Fox kicks The Tick after only 8 episodes
source: scifi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brainwashing Basics
source: serendipity.magnet.ch   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Beta version of new Napster goes online with 20,000 users. Napster still needs 19,976 to fill empty spots.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC area wants Redskins owner to change the name, team has 'reservations' about it.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(344)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
El Nino making comeback in 2002. El Pinto Grande unavailable for comments.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Natalie Portman's Episode II action figure has big boobies (safe for work)
source: starwars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban calls offical incompetent, too retarded to manage a Dairy Queen. ESPN decides to interview Dairy Queen managers
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Fifty degrees in Minnesota yesterday, idiots still driving their pick-ups on lakes
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(CajunStuff.com)
 
 
 
Mmmm Turducken
source: cajunstuff.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Casco Bay Weekly)
 
 
 
Farker Botsuraku_Hato (admitted ninjaphile, winner of Ninja Burger Survivor Contest and Boston Fark Party on 1/19/02) interviewed by Maine newspaper
source: cascobayweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Proof that eBay management are assclowns
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Tampa teen pilot's parents tried to commit suicide in 1984, report says. No one surprised
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pilot of crashed F-16 ejected. Picked up and taken to hospital, feels stupid
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraq fears attack from USA this year, taking steps
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Down To Earth)
 
 
 
Norway: the #1 country for public sex. Canada comes in last
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Austin Powers fans petition to have Britney removed from Austin Powers 3: Goldmember
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
F-16 crashes in New Jersey
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(TheForce.net)
 
 
 
N'sync cut from Star Wars Episode II
source: theforce.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge rules carrying concealed weapons is a constitutional right.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked man hurts self breaking into home, then severely beaten by resident. Sent to Ball Hospital
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(via obscurestore.com)
 
 
 
'Dell Guy' aka 'Mr. Curtis' a serious actor...no, really. (Hell that means he's related to me somehow -Drew)
source: interactive.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Assorted docs from Janet Jackson divorce procedings. Poor Elizondo was duped into signing pre-nup says psychiatrist
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
P. Diddy at the American Music Awards
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(246)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Google headquarters has big balls and cuddly atmosphere
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hospital tells elderly men they are pregnant
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Snails get to work faster than British Trains
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Sun-Sentinel.com)
 
 
 
Paining of Easter Bunny vs. Santa in knife fight moved to keep from offending people
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Sun-Sentinel.com)
 
 
 
Fat dead guy didn't spend all the cash after all - roommate had it.
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Skating without a yellow jimmy hat is not only dangerous, it's unsafe.
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Boobies
 
Singer Nelly Fertado claims British men's magazine digitally removed her clothing for cover photo
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pay people to dump your girlfriend.
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(AutoInsider)
 
 
 
GM introduces armored, anti-ballistic Cadillac.
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(kxan.com)
 
 
 
With Bush out of governors seat, Texas waits a record 9 days for first execution of the new year
source: kxan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Pay per view DVD player from Microsoft and Panasonic
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Job openings at Earthlink for Testing Justin?
source: earthlink.recruitmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
Boobies
 
NBC to start airing more boobie-related shows
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Parking at LAX is more expensive than actually flying somewhere
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(homestarrunner.com)
 
 
 
Homestar Runner site totally revamped
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Attention Euro Farkers, your tax dollars at work: EU to probe whether or not 'lumpy sauce' is actually a vegetable
source: portal.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(nonlight)
 
Boobies
 
Girls dressed up like video game charactors (pretty much safe for work)
source: nonlight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Pathighgate's ongoing war on mice (with two pics of casualties). He does try to warn them
source: armory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: M-36 Tank Destroyer
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An easy guide to Swedish cursing
source: santesson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Army makes SUV that can withstand a nuclear holocaust. Can they make one that won't flip over and get decent gas milage?
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pirelli abandons nude calendar: car mechanics unite in grief
source: carview.msn.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Way too much fun with the Superfriends
source: seanbaby.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IQ Test for Liberals
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(203)
 
(Drugscope.org.uk)
 
 
 
Ritalin more potent than cocaine
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(80)
 
(ET Online)
 
 
 
Walken in next Spielberg flick
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(31)
 
(StraightDope.com)
 
 
 
Bible origins part 3
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toshiba develops 30GB optical, rewritable porn backup CDs
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(44)
 


Wed January 09, 2002
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
If we ever were to meet aliens from another planet, they would be indistiguishable from gods.
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(144)
 
(Buzz)
 
 
 
Let's go see what them crazy Swedes is up to...
source: buzz.bazooka.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop UT football player fending off adversaries
source: mediaservice.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 
(SecurityFocus.com)
 
 
 
New. AIM Security Patch v1.0, complete with porn trojan
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(32)
 
(LasVegasSun)
 
 
 
Only 5 star restaurant in Texas to close
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(104)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Is someone you know a high school dropout? Not anymore, from now on they're "early school leavers".
source: nationalpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Portland Tribune)
 
 
 
Poster board: $2. Protest pamphlets: $100. Being outwitted by The President: Priceless
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Plane carrying Marines crashes in Pakistan
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man who swallowed stolen diamond having trouble uh... giving it back
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennessee protesters show off spelling prowess
source: timesfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today probes FARK's Dave Thomas video "coincidence" from yesterday
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(PETA)
 
 
 
PETA gets last laugh at gullible FARKers
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(183)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
CBS plans Flight 93 movie
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(57)
 
(bostonchannel.com)
 
 
 
Man slashes tires of 130 cars, cops follow footprints in snow to his house
source: thebostonchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark will probably be down for around 20 mins starting at 5 pm EST today for a hardware upgrade to solve our slow-cgi probem. Please do not kill yourselves. Fb- is the father.
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(131)
 
(Daze Reader)
 
Boobies
 
Posh Spice in seethru blouse (may not be safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Raving Toy Maniac)
 
 
 
Tickle Me Elmo "pre-programmed" by Fisher-Price to wake up today
source: toymania.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
First image ever of a "planet" outside our solar system. That's what they tell us anyhow
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
368 pics of Denise Richards. Might not be safe for work, we didn't check all of them
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(46)
 
(via obscurestore.com)
 
 
 
Man accidentally shoots himself in showdown with snowman
source: dailyindependent.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(MyCFNow)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer to cut Miami and Tampa teams. In other news, US surprised to learn of existence of Major League Soccer.
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Rule Fark for a Day
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(MyCFNow)
 
 
 
Salad bars are the next terrorists targets
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Highway workers repairing damaged guardrail find fatal accident three weeks after it happened.
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(SunHerald.com)
 
 
 
War on drugs prompts school superintendent to threaten to strip-search students
source: web.sunherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(SunSpot.net)
 
 
 
"Muskrats is good eating," say northeastern Marylanders. So are racoons and nutria. Anyone hear banjo music?
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(64)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The joys of dating in Korea
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scary warnings on Canadian cigarette packages are actually working
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(adn.com)
 
 
 
Lucky the hamster makes his big escape on a garbage truck. Plan foiled by "kind" garbage collector.
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(24)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Wendy's to edit Dave Thomas out of existing commercials
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Judge rules experts may no longer testify that fingerprints 'match.'
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French beauty contestant claims winner too short. At least she was female this time
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(35)
 
(EuroTrash)
 
 
 
Italian strippers get magnetic undies for euro-coin tips
source: lightningfield.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Study: Money CAN buy you happiness
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(45)
 
(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell gay scandal
source: nationalenquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(262)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
The cost to mail anthrax letters is going up
source: nando.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Japanese sumo grand champion Musashimaru, showing ass to pleased spectators
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you like looking through porn? Do you like 50,000 a year?
source: silicon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Former mayor supected of stealing the the presidential seal
source: sbsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(King5 Seattle)
 
 
 
Green Beret who died in ambush in Afghanistan leaves two kids behind - donation information at the end of the article
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(127)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Saved By The Bell episode review - Kelly's Birthday
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
William "The Refridgerator" Perry is going into Pro Boxing
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards to get married. Sheen confirmed as coolest guy in the world
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Firm offering sushi-smelling perfume
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(sacramentobee.com)
 
 
 
Paper declares Bret Favre "fixed" NFL record sack on Sunday
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(iwon.com)
 
 
 
Latest excuse for Fla teen airplane crash: his zit medicine made him do it.
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(45)
 
(Some Rich Guy)
 
 
 
Virtualstockexchange.com standings after one week. Quick1 blowing everyone out of the water, and wishing it was real money.
source: virtualstockexchange.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Top Ten conservative idiots of the week
source: democraticunderground.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Bottle Throwing Contest' at Cleveland Hooters.
source: wncx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
'Weakest Link' host named 'Worst Dressed' Britany Spears comes in 2nd.
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(TheSpark)
 
 
 
Test your bastard level here, doo-dah doo-dah
source: test.thespark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enter The Late Show's Top Ten List Contest, This week's topic: Least popular Lord of the Rings novels
source: cbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Death of woman who sought 'Fargo' treasure ruled a suicide
source: wbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(GearHead)
 
 
 
The ultimate Ferrari site. Very interactive, very informative. Build your own.
source: ferrari.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FAA seeks public comment on arming pilots
source: gunowners.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Spunky)
 
Boobies
 
The Girls of IRC :P~ (not safe for work)
source: channels.dal.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gnutella upgraded; now seriously kicks ass
source: gnutella.wego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(StraightDope.com)
 
 
 
Part 2 of Straight Dope's bible origin
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(sparechangemagazine)
 
 
 
A cute rockabilly chick teaches you the fine art of Frenching
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(63)
 
(nerve.com)
 
 
 
Indie musician (and fellow Kentuckian) trying to get on Conan O'Brien via an electronic petition on his website
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(28)
 


Tue January 08, 2002
(The Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists grow and implant artificial eyeballs...livers are next, so have another beer.
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(78)
 
(some Chevy)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross a pickup truck, with a Prowler and a hardtop convertible? The Chevy SSR.
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(122)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the warlords that control Afghanistan
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
It's not orangutan popcorn fishwife, it's fark dot com. Now it is, anyhow
source: petting-zoo.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(293)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Art Bell apparently likes being photoshopped by FARK. Hi Art. Got my tinfoil hat the other day, thanks -Drew
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(47)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
He-Man: The Evil Horde Figures
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(King5 Seattle)
 
 
 
Renton, WA man tries to run across I-405, hit at least 12 times
source: king5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(PeopleNews)
 
 
 
Prince William tells photographer to 'f*cking piss off', throws him in ditch
source: peoplenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Stanley Weiss)
 
 
 
Buy a bed that will cost you more than the freak you'll share it with
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(98)
 
(BroadstreetBully)
 
Video
 
Hockey fight video archive
source: broadstreetbully.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hell's Angel's pet alligator leads cop to illegal weapons stache
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese Disneyland now renting out hookers.
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(The Bet)
 
 
 
Man eats three Wendy's Triples for Pentium III Processor
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worst headline ever
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(33)
 
(Pittsburgh Channel)
 
 
 
Ham tastes like ass; A digruntled employee's ass that is
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(54)
 
(Hampsterdance.com)
 
 
 
Hampsterdance.com relaunches
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(43)
 
(Ripley's)
 
 
 
Karate Chimp will be on TV tomorrow (see his video on Fark's Top Links)
source: spe.sony.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Congressman Dingell asked to strip for airport security
source: wbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
500-pound World War II bomb defused in Berlin stadium
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Bowie celebrates 55 years of being fabulous today
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(39)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
'Mummy' Director Reviving 'Argonauts' ( with pic)
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A floating city on a gigantic ship. Will they dare declare it "unsinkable" before launching it?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's largest catsup bottle official website and fan club
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Beer Sales Soar - Fark unavailable for comment
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Driver's licenses to store fingerprints, data
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(thepittsburghchannel.com)
 
 
 
Woman turned away by Mexican hospital gives birth on sidewalk
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge gives bail to man who attacked with a machete - A MACHETE.
source: telegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Fark picked the wrong day to make fun of Dave Thomas. He died today at age 69
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(439)
 
(pittsburghlive)
 
 
 
Ex-governement official in trouble for pimpin' out ho's.
source: pittsburghlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The official Drunk Gamers Top 5 sh*ttiest lists of the year list
source: drunkgamers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Off-Broadway play about child-killer Susan Smith set to open
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(gomemphis.com)
 
 
 
If white trash can't visit Graceland for Elvis' birthday, then the terrorists have already won
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(28)
 
(The Mirror)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking is 60 today
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists are going to spend $60 million to prevent corn flakes going soggy
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(NHL.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Alexander Mogilny doing a Superman dive over Byron Dafoe
source: a299.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US thinking about resuming underground nuclear testing
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(342)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ravens vs. Vikings in all out suck-fest. The loser? Anyone who watched
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(D101)
 
 
 
One of the best Web comics is ending because of lack of readers. Help save it..
source: faith.rydia.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
?
source: muppetfucker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dave Thomas gets FUNKY.
source: newgrounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to JARTS, the fun and exciting lawn dart game?
source: yesterdayland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(PS2 Ign)
 
 
 
Farker's forthcoming PS/2 game screenshots...
source: ps2.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan to divorce
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(straightdope.com)
 
 
 
Who wrote the bible? Part One of a five part series
source: 65.201.198.8   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Animutation Central)
 
 
 
New Animutation: Cold Heart
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(37)
 
(The Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
UFO spotted in Montana by, go figure, couple in pickup truck
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(33)
 


Mon January 07, 2002
(Drudge)
 
 
 
White House defends use of 'Pakis' to describe Pakistanis. Apparently was not aware it's a British racial slur.
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(133)
 
(QCTimes.com)
 
 
 
Anchor Paula Zahn no longer "sexy;" CNN pulls ad
source: qctimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Actor who had tongue stuck to flag pole in A Christmas Story, had tongue stuck to other things later in his career.
source: us.imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's not Fark it's Farko.com
source: farko.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Teen pilot sets bar for Nation's losers
source: dailybull.flamewars.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kansas overtakes Duke for #1 in AP Poll. Who suck more? Kansas or Duke? This is a perplexing question
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Cruise ship boots passengers who smuggled 160 bees in bottles on board
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(PETA)
 
 
 
Now YOU can help PETA come up with ways to embarass themselves
source: peta-online.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(B3ta.com)
 
 
 
Top ten odd rude things on the web (not safe for work)
source: b3ta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 'Welcome to Kentucky' sign
source: allison.ohhello.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Rule Fark for a Day
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(301)
 
(Ford)
 
 
 
F-350 Tonka pics (from Farker with Ford Media access who made a special page for them)
source: skribe.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(IHT)
 
 
 
Agentinian peso worth one Farko
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Israel says Arafat bought arms, Arafat says eBay order screwed up
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stooges heirs win Supreme Court Case. Nyuk, Nyuk
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Creator of the see-thru blouse retires
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Man wants $10 million for strange object he says came from UFO (with pic)
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"Badger watch" night-vision camera catches some beaver instead
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
CNN fights FOX in News Babe battle; Declares Paula Zahn is 'sexy'
source: drudgereport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Bowsite)
 
 
 
PETA attempt to put orange coats on deer to mess up hunters backfires
source: bowsite.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker metatron's grandfather on a dirt-bike. Older, Better, Faster.
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN says Tampa plane crash raises serious security questions. No mention about dozens of teenagers killed daily in road accidents
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Chicago Bears)
 
Video
 
Chicago Bears 300 pound RT Keith Traylor runs for 67 yards.
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
French call Italians worthless skirt chasing alcoholics
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Florida State hands Duke its ass on a plate
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
EMI admits that Mariah Carey sucks, but they deny paying money to dump her
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Argentina institutes presidential draft
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study concludes that stress, along with triple bacon cheeseburgers, makes people fat
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Giant metor barely misses destroying all life on earth last night
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Recent theory of Atlantis explained
source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
5 year old discovers bomb note on plane, doesn't realize it's referring to in-flight meal
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(40)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Apple freaks are a bunch of sycophantic butt kissers
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(67)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Boy who crashed plane had sympathy for Usama, but he's not a terrorist, just a moron
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(72)
 
(telegram.com)
 
 
 
Lawyers would line up and donate a kidney to defend 9/11 suspect to get their mug on TV
source: telegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Saddam takes massive hit from crack pipe, says that if Iraq is attacked they will kick America's ass. Again.
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(119)
 
(timecanada.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Steve Jobs, Jonathan Ives, and new iMac.
source: mediaservice.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Virus changes IE settings to porn. I swear the virus did it boss
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study reveals college is expensive
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(15)
 
(Self-gov.org)
 
 
 
Libertarian group thinks having Dr. Demento among them is something to brag about
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(The Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
U.S. Army developing stink bomb. Scientists trying to find worst smell imaginable, checking armpits in France and entire state of New Jersey
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(some girl)
 
 
 
One for the Farkettes: Includes "Meals Men Like," "Naked Ladies" (from the 50's), and a "Dick List." (mostly safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonka truck for grown-ups unveiled. Easy Bake Oven for grown-ups on hold pending invention of 60,000 watt light bulb
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(Sundownweb.com)
 
Weeners
 
LaBare masterblaster club of Dallas. Not safe for work
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(15)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CapAlert reviews Ali
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
LAPD releases action figures. Features include "suspect-beating" action, and evidence planting kits
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ford doesn't stop with Thunderbird, updates GT40
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(worldnetdaily.com)
 
 
 
Falwell accuses Democrats of saying fundamentalist Christians are like the Taliban, minus the beards
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(62)
 
(via kron.com)
 
 
 
National guardsman accidentally shoots himself in ass at airport
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
AICN gets review of "stinking festering pile of worthlessness" known as "The Scorpion King."
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Slayerswine is winner of Fark football pool. Bow down to his football mastery. Yea verily
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(14)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Computers discover Canada can be destroyed with 11 nukes. Chrtien to citizens: "Ah, the Canadien pipples are in needing to spread out, eh."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moms 'go down' to insure grades go up. Contains graphic content but safe for work due to lack of pics
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker SuBourbon
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